Episode 13 - Summer Nights and Raccoon Frights

Ever found yourself locked in a staring contest with a giant raccoon while smoking on your porch? That's exactly what happened to Eric in this laugh-out-loud summer-themed episode. As humidity hangs in the evening air, Eric recounts his unexpected wildlife encounter with a massive raccoon that keeps returning to his smoking spot — leading to speculation about whether the creature might be enjoying a contact high and fantasies about a very unusual friendship involving Doritos and cartoons.

The summer vibes continue as both hosts share their most catastrophic cookout stories. Brad confesses to nearly poisoning all his friends with severely undercooked burgers at a lakehouse party ("I almost killed all my friends and didn't mean to"), while Eric recalls witnessing a company owner destroy perfectly good salmon by operating a smoker so hot the paint peeled off — yet somehow still serving raw food. These cautionary tales serve as hilarious warnings for your upcoming summer gatherings.

The highlight comes when Eric and Brad break down their definitive ranking of the "Worst Things to Bring to a Cookout." From the painfully accurate "acoustic guitar no one knows how to play" to the darkly hilarious "Jeffrey Dahmer with homemade burgers," their list combines everyday annoyances with absurdist humor that will have you nodding in agreement one minute and crying with laughter the next. Other notable mentions include bringing a six-month-old Christmas fruitcake, showing up with an empty propane tank, and arriving with to-go boxes to pack leftovers before you've even participated.

Between summer memories of fishing trips, scientific approaches to backyard fire pits, and upcoming concert plans, this episode captures the essence of summer friendship and the stories that bond us together. Ready for some summer laughs? Grab a cold drink and join the Round and Loudy crew for their most relatable episode yet.

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Transcript

Speaker 3 0:25

and the card would say no, dude, we're going, we're on, okay.

Speaker 1 0:29

Welcome to the Round and Loudy Podcast. This is Eric. I'm joined here today with my best friend, brad, and, uh, holy shit, it's episode 13.

Speaker 3 0:39

Yeah.

Speaker 1 0:39

For the people that have listened. Thank you For the people that haven't. You don't know what you're missing, bud. They don't know.

Speaker 2 0:50

They're missing, they don't know they're not gonna hear this, they're never gonna know, and that's the worst part ever.

Speaker 1 0:52

Yeah, it is tonight.

Speaker 3 0:53

We're talking summer we're talking, it's summertime, it's getting there. I know in there spring like the rascal flats song.

Speaker 1 0:59

We're talking actual summer.

Speaker 3 1:01

It feels like summer today. Yeah, that's like 84 out, I think.

Speaker 1 1:05

We're talking hot sun and titties and buns, Brad. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 1:11

It doesn't have to be hot, sun and titties. Man, I'm there.

Speaker 1 1:14

Hot sun, titties and buns. You know Ka-ka, but yeah, so our last episode is a little bit of a breeze. We had a great time.

Speaker 2 1:26

It was a 420 episode.

Speaker 1 1:27

So if you want to know how to plan a good stony day, it doesn't have to be 420. Just maybe start it at 420.

Speaker 3 1:34

Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:35

You know, but like tell someone like me 410. That way I'll get there right on time.

Speaker 2 1:41

Right.

Speaker 1 1:43

When we started recording tonight I told Brad that I had a really funny story and I kind of wanted to tell it on the air the hell, yeah, man okay so let me paint a picture for you. Okay, so we put my little son to bed last night it's probably about 10 o'clock, okay and I hung out with Chelsea, okay, so she, she starts, she goes to bed and I go out on our front porch. So this is last night. Yeah, smoking Shocked, I know Right. Yeah, shocker, yeah, so I.

Speaker 3 2:24

Shocked, I know Right, yeah, shocker.

Speaker 1 2:26

Yeah, so I'm smoking and it's humid and warm out now.

Speaker 3 2:30

Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:32

I'm blowing smoke dude out the door. I'm kind of standing in the doorway looking out right I hear the tree dude and it's like and my high S is like whoa like, not like like another funny piggy story. Real quick piggyback story for you. One time I was outside I am certain that I heard gunshots dude, but I was high enough that I was just I like normal me would have been like what the fuck? We're in the middle of, madawan, who's who's shooting right now? Right?

Speaker 3 3:02

yeah, I yeah.

Speaker 1 3:03

I just stared there, I was like, well, sometimes people got to die, you know, oh my.

Speaker 3 3:07

God dude.

Speaker 1 3:10

So this time I'm looking out, I'm staring at this tree, but I'm smoking, and I look down and there is a fucking huge raccoon staring at me. Oh, no shit Like a fucking monster raccoon dude, raccoon staring at me. Oh no shit. Fucking monster raccoon dude and I, I can't decide, like in the moment, like, is this real life? Right or is this really good bud? It's real, was it?

Speaker 3 3:38

was it talking to you, dude? Huge fucking raccoon was it talking though do they talk Well? No, but if it was really good weed, it might have started to talk to you.

Speaker 1 3:49

Dude, if we can get raccoons hooked on phonics, I mean, I'm sure they have extra units laying around ever since, I don't know, the internet was invented. Yeah, dude, this fucking raccoon could eat a fucking squirrel hole as an appetizer in order seconds. This dude was huge. No shit, but it just kind of freaked me out because how comfortable he was. I went out and the funniest part- about the story to me is that every time I went outside I forgot it's working right.

Speaker 3 4:24

So, like I mean, I went out a couple times to smoke cigarettes.

Speaker 1 4:31

The second time I had to go get my pack right, completely forgot. Giant fucking raccoon. I look up, dude. He is fucking in the tree like pretty much taking a senior photo, dude, you know just like his paws around and be like what's up, motherfucker. And then I thought even deeper and I'm like I smoke a lot of weed right here, right, I wonder if I'm getting this dude high and egging him on. Can you imagine how much food a super stoned fat?

Speaker 3 4:53

raccoon could eat. So did you know that a raccoon, if it's out in the wild next to a cornfield, it will eat up to seven pounds of corn a day.

Speaker 1 5:06

Dude, what's attracting this thing? Is it the shit from my?

Speaker 3 5:10

son, maybe it's your weed.

Speaker 1 5:11

Dude, yeah, he probably loves it. Dude, if I get stoned with a raccoon, the Easter bunny can get fucked. What if, some night, dude, you hear your phone go off at like 1045 and you just see eric dude, we almost had to, yeah, and it's just a picture of me like fucking arm around and he's hitting the dude his eyes are, his eyes are glazed over, but it just blew my mind.

Speaker 1 5:43

I mean, nothing happened, it was fine, but, like dude, when I went out to my car for the second time, like by the third time, I knew better. I was out there with a fucking flashlight, and then I thought to myself even further like I got to worry about spiders and raccoons now, this is some horror shit.

Speaker 3 5:59

Apparently, you don't have to worry about the raccoon.

Speaker 1 6:05

It's just there to hang out. I youtubed it, though there was a rabbit raccoon in like a neighborhood in troy, michigan. You can watch that video. It's all these like privileged ass like white ladies, just like I was. I was disturbed. We called animal control and they told us to call the police oh no the police told us it wasn't their their fucking problem. And then we called dnr and they said it wasn't their fucking problem. It's like who is gonna come and get this rabid raccoon? You?

Stoned Raccoon Encounter

Speaker 1 6:29

gotta watch, it's great and I was thinking to myself like, dude, if this was me and brad, we would have been out there already with a blow dart gun building. He would have been tranked and we would have had that fucker in a dog cage. Five minutes later no one even called the news station. Yeah, yeah, because then I kept nagging my wife on it. I was like do we call the news people?

Speaker 2 6:49

She's like what I was like. I think I'm going to get a lady here in a pantsuit stat.

Speaker 1 6:53

Yeah, you know. So yeah, no shit Smoking weed on a summer night. Look up for raccoons.

Speaker 3 7:03

Yeah, watch out for the raccoons man. That's a fucked up story because your tree is not very far from your front door, I know and dude, I'm a creature of habit, right?

Speaker 1 7:14

yeah, yeah, it's gotta know, so it's gotta know exactly I bet it was getting baked I'll bet he's hired and shit and he goes and terrorizes the neighbors dude, do you ever like flick your roach? Oh yeah, so he might be eating that stuff and getting fucking high as shit my wife will get mad if I invite him in to watch cartoons and see how far this friendship goes, dude it probably the pictures that I said you just get worse and worse, like first has me arm around him. Second is me just die laughing.

Speaker 1 7:46

He's on the couch next to me eating Doritos Shit. Oh man, oh my God.

Speaker 3 7:54

Well, hey, we got to go over the top three from last episode. So last episode was a banger, dude. You had me rolling.

Speaker 1 8:04

I was laughing my ass off, dude you helped me so much in the moment too with that Slurpee and that lid Like that was just heroic as fuck. Take the fucking turn off. You know what grinds my gears how these Slurpee straws do not reach rock bottom.

Speaker 3 8:23

Yeah. So to put this in perspective okay, so it's a Slurpee. It's got the domed lid on top the straw's sticking out just barely right.

Speaker 2 8:32

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 8:35

And Eric's trying to get that fucking straw.

Speaker 1 8:38

So I'm like dude take the fucking lid off and it's like perfect, the straw goes right up to the hole. Yep, but I had to get the Mega. I just had to get the Mega one.

Speaker 3 8:49

Oh my God, so we solved it.

Speaker 2 8:52

Take the fucking lid off.

Speaker 3 8:55

All right. So we did some strains, some good names for strains, on our 420 episode, and the top three are as follows Number three the Big Leblonski Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 9:13

Donnie and Sparky. That was awesome Packed with that. Don't give a fuck flavor. Yeah, it's the kind of weed that always abides.

Speaker 3 9:24

Number two Jurassic Spark. If you're a dinosaur lover, jurassic Spark Dude just don't open the back seat.

Speaker 1 9:32

Do you remember that when that little fucking thing came out of the way. Oh yeah, he's like oh look, it's all cute dude Raccoon. That's what I'm worried about, right? Yeah, I get too close right.

Speaker 3 9:41

Oh yeah, what if I start smoking with it? Rabid raccoon Right, it's going to get pissed and steal all your.

Speaker 1 9:47

You've got to watch that YouTube video dude I do Google rabid raccoon in. Troy Michigan.

Speaker 3 9:52

It's fucking hysterical dude, I'll check it out and our number one this is Eric's number one Skunk jizz.

Speaker 1 10:02

Smells like Hot Topic body spray.

Speaker 3 10:07

That was awesome dude, I laughed my ass off. You just I don't know how the hell you pull that shit out of your brain, or I don't know where it comes from, but I mean, and you did it like it was an actual commercial.

Speaker 1 10:22

You're welcome, so I just the people deserve my best Right Dude. The worst part, though, is that we did that 420 episode, and then I watched all my 420 movies and I had so many ideas, so we got to do almost another ganja episode.

Speaker 3 10:38

Yeah.

Speaker 1 10:38

Like half baked dude, like when we're talking munchies. We almost should have played that clip, oh yeah, it was like what talking munchies? We almost should have played that clip. Oh yeah, like, what do you need? We need two pizzas, man, everything on them. We need sour cream and onion chips, man, with some dip, whole lot of dip. We need haagen-dazs, whole lot of haagen-dazs better be chocolate. We need haagen-dazs, uh and fungans.

Speaker 2 11:03

Funkins, funkins.

Speaker 3 11:05

That was a great movie, man, oh that's fantastic.

Speaker 2 11:08

I watched Friday the other day.

Speaker 3 11:10

Actually, I think I did. I watched it on Sunday. That's a great movie. I watched Friday. You know what's weird.

Speaker 1 11:15

Chris Tucker didn't want to make Next Friday and Friday after Next because he didn't want to be in a movie that was pro-marijuana. Oh, really yeah. The second and third are still really good because mike epps is in it and he's yeah hilarious, yeah, um, but yeah, no kidding it's interesting so it's not the same. I don't know.

Speaker 3 11:39

Chris tucker kills me oh, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 11:41

First friday was even, uh, even those rush hours are pretty fucking funny.

Speaker 3 11:46

Yes.

Speaker 1 11:47

I dig them.

Speaker 3 11:47

Yeah, those are funny.

Speaker 1 11:49

Because Jackie Chan's just so dry and. Chris Tucker is so over the top. Yeah, yep, holy fuck, that's like us.

Speaker 2 12:01

Dude you're.

Speaker 1 12:01

Jackie Chan, but you speak so much better English. Right, yeah, you definitely got Rosetta Stone for Christmas.

Speaker 3 12:09

I was hooked on phonics.

Speaker 1 12:11

I'm hooked on phonics, Dude. You could sell something with the cheesiest shit back then. I would have been on fire, dude, if I was selling in the 90s, yeah.

Speaker 3 12:19

Yeah, you'd have been selling weed in the 90s though.

Speaker 1 12:24

I don't know. I've never really been into that side of it. I'm more of a purchaser Right. You know the whole. Don't get high on your own supply.

Speaker 3 12:37

Yeah, I would yeah. So what's your funny or summer story that you have for us tonight? Sure Not to put you on the spot or anything.

Speaker 1 12:53

No. So Marcellus, michigan, okay, not too far from here. I had a lake house for like a year right on the water, which was cool. But like when I say lake, like you could see all the sides of the lake from the dock right, like it's a big pond, so it was like a pond.

Speaker 3 13:14

Yeah, okay, still fun, though, right? Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 13:16

Absolutely. So I had a bunch of people over and you know I'm probably I don't know over and uh, you know I'm probably, I don't know, I think I moved in, probably march, something like that.

Speaker 3 13:33

So okay, so probably around now.

Speaker 1 13:36

I probably had a cookout with people where it was like finally getting 70s yeah, yep and I had like 15 people over, like all my buddies from college, so this I would have been I don't know 25. Okay, shit, that's crazy to think about.

Speaker 3 13:55

But uh, so this was how long ago 10 years ago 10 years ago 11.

Speaker 1 13:59

Fuck.

Speaker 3 14:01

Whatever? But so I had a bunch of people over and it was awesome.

Speaker 1 14:05

But like, uh, you know me, dude, with a lot of things going on. So I mean, we're smoking, we're hanging out like hanging out by the water, we're playing bags, we're playing.

Speaker 1 14:14

I didn't say cornhole we're playing bags we're hanging out, music's going, so everybody's hanging out doing their thing, like people are kayaking, people are out. I had a jet ski. People were running around the lake. I didn't give a shit, yeah, um, so I was cooking, right. Well, I had pulled the burgers out of the freezer that that day, like not night before, but yeah day. So it was like probably I don't know three o'clock and I'm cooking at like six.

Speaker 3 14:41

Yeah.

Speaker 1 14:42

And I start cooking and the burgers are looking awesome dude and everyone ate like dude 15 people Like. One of my buddies was actually sick. He's like on dialysis.

Speaker 2 14:54

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 14:55

And so I look over dude and I'm cooking. It's like that cool moment where I finally made it. It's my place. I'm looking out, I'm like fuck yeah. Everyone's here for me. And then I realized that, like, people are like heaving when they're eating these burgers, dude, and I'm like what the fuck is going on? Like I cooked them good, like dude. I cooked them for a long time.

Speaker 1 15:17

Like I don't know what the fuck's going on. They weren't fully unthawed, buddy, so the middle of them was just fucking raw as fuck. Dude Like dude, like five or six people got sick. I felt fucking terrible and the worst part was I didn't even eat one because I'm cooking Like I'm trying to you know host.

Speaker 3 15:40

Yeah.

Speaker 1 15:41

Yeah, I felt fucking terrible dude. I almost killed all my friends and didn't mean to wow but like you're a hell of a guy it's really hard to tell, though, once it's on the grill right like. I realize my mistake. I'm dumb, I'm not. I'm not claiming any like yeah, you know yeah but once you get it on the grill, when you don't you know it's, it's really hard to tell once it starts to brown.

Speaker 3 16:04

Yeah.

Speaker 1 16:05

And obviously I could, yeah, but if it's still oozing blood out of it.

Speaker 3 16:09

You know it's not done.

Speaker 1 16:11

And I think that's probably the problem.

Speaker 2 16:14

You know, I didn't have a lifeguard on duty.

Speaker 1 16:19

It said grill at your own risk, and I did.

Speaker 3 16:22

Well, it should have been eat at your own risk.

Speaker 1 16:26

Oh dude, what if a girl had that on her shirt? Yes, Like the Rolling Stones tongue. Oh yeah, Eat at your own risk.

Speaker 3 16:36

Nice, that's a banger shirt. We should have that.

Speaker 1 16:40

Yeah.

Speaker 3 16:41

We should have that, we should get that one. That'd be it.

Speaker 1 16:44

That should be their final tour yeah there's some hot chick dude rolling stones, tongue right down where it should be eat at your own risk.

Speaker 3 16:55

So my summertime story I actually have something to go. It's very similar to yours, very similar.

Speaker 1 17:04

So but this was not me cooking. I'm glad okay.

Speaker 3 17:07

I'm glad okay so this was, it was a cookout, it was actually at uh, in marcellus, I think I was at this fucking asshole house and I got a raw burger I thought he was so fucking funny too.

Speaker 1 17:21

That was the worst part.

Summer Fishing Memories

Speaker 3 17:23

So this was actually at a boss's house one of my bosses Boss. Well, so it was my boss's house and the owner we had a big party, like there was a big employee, you know all the employees, all this company party, and the owner shows up and he shows up late Like everybody's there, everybody's getting ready to eat, and he shows up late and he has salmon. He has, I think it was pork, like a pork loin or something along those lines.

Speaker 3 18:08

And he's going to cook it and there's a smoker, and my boss had the smoker going already because he figured that he would be there early and start it and whatever. But the owner dude, he's over there, he's yelling at everybody because he's, he's drunk, okay, he's yelling at everybody and he, he sets the smoker on fire like the top of the paint of the, the smoking like you have that being on the side with the smoke and your wood chips and stuff like that are supposed to be in and then it's supposed to smoke into the other barrel or the other chamber.

Speaker 3 18:56

And he had that so hot, the paint was peeling off of the top of the smoker.

Speaker 1 19:02

Right, holy shit.

Speaker 3 19:04

It's hot as shit in there. How big of a smoker, big one not real big, I mean yeah like a keg flip yeah yeah, about that size, and so he's going to end this. I mean, the fire's just raging out of this thing, right, and he, he gets to the point where he thinks it's done, right, brings it in and starts carving. People are trying to cut this thing with a knife and it's so fucking raw. It's just the salmon. How do you not get salmon done? But it wasn't done.

Speaker 3 19:42

The salmon wasn't done, everything it was just abysmal. Just nothing was nothing was cooked. Luckily we had. We had shrimp that, uh, my boss had actually brought in, so I I cooked that in like a big steamer pot. That was. That was awesome. And then there was some burgers and some other stuff that you know that other people had cooked. Luckily we had enough food. But dude it was. I've never seen somebody get a smoker. It's a grill, so that fucking hot that it's how is it still raw?

Speaker 1 20:19

yeah, exactly how the fuck does that happen? I don't even understand, like because how the fuck does that happen? I don't even understand, like because you'd think of it being hot peeling paint off Right. The food would have gotten cooked.

Speaker 3 20:28

You'd think so. You'd think so. It might have been frozen. You have to smoke.

Speaker 1 20:33

I mean also. I mean side note. You're probably supposed to put that on a grill first and then smoke it to get the flavor right. Yes, Absolutely yes absolutely so he skipped a step.

Speaker 3 20:43

Yeah, oh yeah, there was a lot of steps that were skipped.

Speaker 1 20:46

I guess I shouldn't be playing lifeguard. No one wants a drunk lifeguard. I shouldn't be coaching.

Speaker 3 20:50

The only step that wasn't skipped was the amount of beer that was being drank.

Speaker 1 20:55

And you saved the day.

Speaker 3 20:57

I didn't save the day. No, I'm not the hero.

Speaker 1 21:00

Yeah, you're right, I'm not the hero of this story, Taco Bell is. Her name was Gretchen. Let me tell you that night she got my order just right, Stretching Gretchen. Shout out to Gretchen.

Speaker 2 21:19

Stretching Gretchen.

Speaker 3 21:22

She got my order, just right. Oh my God, Every time, every time, every time, oh my god, uh, so what else you got going on man like right now yeah right now. What's life? What's life like for eric?

Speaker 1 21:39

it's kind of wild bud. Yeah, growing a new business. Yeah, uh, newborn. Well, seven month, I don't know when you can stop saying newborn, but baby baby uh, a couple like fucking nagging friends? No, but honestly, um what?

Speaker 3 22:03

are you trying to say Eric?

Speaker 1 22:04

Right now I'm really excited I'm going to see ACDC in six days.

Speaker 3 22:09

Nice With Papa Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 22:12

In Detroit. I'm fucking geeked Nice.

Speaker 3 22:15

Where's that?

Speaker 2 22:16

In.

Speaker 1 22:16

Detroit In Ford Field. I really like Detroit. It's weird, but I have a thing with that city yeah. Every time I go to a concert, there go and hang out. There go, Tigers. I used to go to Warped Tour in the Comerica parking lot. I used to all the time. So me and Pop are going to see ACDC and then I'm flying out. So that's on a Wednesday next week Yep Friday Flying to fucking Phoenix buddy.

Speaker 3 22:43

Nice yeah.

Speaker 1 22:46

Going to. So me and my friend Jack are huge fans of a couple bands that are playing.

Speaker 3 22:50

Yeah.

Speaker 1 22:50

Like we love Point North, we love we came as Romans. Seether and A Day to Remember. Okay, but like Point North's one of my favorite bands. Like I love them. A Day to Remember's one of my favorite bands. A Day to Remember's way up there for me like top three. Yeah, I've seen them. I've seen them 15 times, probably nice. So see there, I've seen with the, with uh jacko, a couple times too.

Speaker 1 23:12

Yeah, I was fucking geeked hell yeah, I'm just that sounds like a great to go hang out with him and also go do something that like we look like like he's been my concert buddy forever, so like it's, it's just, it's just a fact, like yeah I don't know what he's not.

Speaker 3 23:26

He's not able to make it to the bart bauer bash this year.

Speaker 1 23:28

No and that's fine, I understand, like I totally get it. I actually have to talk with him. Or like, dude, you're in fucking phoenix, like yeah you coming here is crazy I get it, you know do it.

Speaker 3 23:38

If you can, I get it hell yeah, what a cool dude though like I'm dude, I'm justed to go stay with him and his wife.

Speaker 1 23:47

Yeah, they're fucking awesome.

Speaker 3 23:49

Yeah.

Speaker 1 23:49

Yeah, he works at the concert hall. He actually works with where the Cardinals play, okay, and does security. Nice, so he gets to get real close to artists and stuff. Sweet, he also works at Hertz, you know. But dude, he's the coolest fucking dude yeah there's a lot of money in rental cars, though. Ton of it oh, yeah, and he's yeah, damn hard worker kind of dude like he always has been cool as shit and hard worker nice but yeah, I'm geeked to go see him man like that'll be a good it's kind

Speaker 1 24:22

of my way to return the favor too for him coming to barbara like that was. So that was so cool. Oh yeah, wasn't he a cool fucking guy? Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 24:28

Yeah, that's super cool Dude we had. I mean, I had a great time with everybody there.

Speaker 1 24:32

Yeah, me too. I mean, it was just it was a good time, dude. I can't my dad, my brother, yeah.

Speaker 3 24:36

Yeah.

Speaker 1 24:37

Papa.

Speaker 3 24:47

Who else is coming? Oh we got Rusty, yep, dave, dave. Yeah, we got 13 people, 12, 12?.

Speaker 1 24:59

Yeah, that's going to be a good time.

Speaker 3 25:01

I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 1 25:03

And if you don't know what we're talking about, it's a dude's trip where we just get pretty fucked up and hang out golf, play poker yeah play bags, do whatever yeah, I'm excited we got 40 some days jackie robinson 42 we'll never forget brad, anyway. Um so actually I got one more quick story about summer.

Speaker 1 25:27

Oh, yeah so, same house, I got a jet ski, like I said, right, yeah, I had so much bad, unfortunate luck with that dude, like so the lake was tiny. Um, one time I remember I had a friend over and like, dude, we were just doing crazy shit on the jet ski, like we were making our own waves and trying to jump them and stuff, just being stupid. I hit a wave so hard, dude, that I beached it, and there was an embankment, dude, like like a concrete oh yeah beached it.

Speaker 1 25:57

Jesus still ran. And then a different time, I'm out there with lucy and we're in the middle of the fucking lake and it dies. I'm fucking swimming this show one-handed like a dumb dumb. My little daughter's on there like three years old, oh, no shit, yeah no shit, that sucks lake houses are a lot of fun, but a lot of crazy upkeep like it's crazy like even like, like, if, getting all the weeds out of, like, the beach area where you're going to be.

Speaker 3 26:28

Yeah, awful Yep.

Speaker 1 26:29

Constant pain in the ass. I grew up on a lake, so Snakes everywhere.

Speaker 3 26:32

Yep Snakes muskrats all kinds of different bugs.

Speaker 1 26:39

Mosquitoes dude.

Speaker 3 26:41

Yeah, mosquitoes are nasty, it's like an orgy dude, while you're out there Like God heaven forbid you go by the water at night. Yeah.

Speaker 1 26:49

You're fucked.

Speaker 2 26:51

You're fucked.

Speaker 3 26:52

Yeah, yep, I mean it's a breeding ground for mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 26:56

so oh yeah, dude, they just blah, blah, blah blah. Can you put some Frank Sinatra in? I want to bang all these skeeters from there. We're about to multiply up in this bitch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 27:12

Yeah, I lived down the lake until my eighth grade year in school. Then we moved into town Did you guys have a boat. We did for a little bit. Well, we had a speed boat when I was really young and then we just had a like a little fishing boat the rest of the time. So, but my grandpa, so they call it a john boat. They do, they call it a john boat.

Speaker 1 27:41

Why is it a john boat and a john doe?

Speaker 3 27:43

why is it?

Speaker 1 27:44

always john. I don't know, johns are cool. I guess I call it a John Boat.

Speaker 3 27:45

Why is it a John Boat and a John Doe? Why is it always John? I don't know, johns are cool. I guess you go to the John. It's a John Boat, it's a John Doe, I don't know your Johnson gets hard. John, sometimes it's in purgatory.

Speaker 1 27:59

Beatles, John Lennon, so many Johns.

Speaker 3 28:03

Yeah, long, john, long John. Yeah, I don't know it's weird, but yeah. So we lived on a lake and my grandfather would always come to, so he lived in California and he would drive. They had a fifth wheel and they would drive all the way to Michigan, stay for two or three weeks when I was off on, you know, spring or summer vacation or summer break, whatever, from school, and then are you having a. Are you fucking okay? Over there dude.

Speaker 2 28:42

Yes.

Speaker 3 28:44

So he would come by and then we'd just fish. We'd like the three weeks, we'd fish every day and that was awesome. And then he would drive from michigan all the way up to alaska and then they would stay there for a couple months, whatever fish every day. I mean, he was just a huge fisherman and then they drive back to to California.

Speaker 1 29:05

I love fish.

Speaker 3 29:06

Yeah, that was kind of my every summer deal.

Speaker 1 29:15

My grandfather would come and hang out and fish. Did you go to Alaska with him?

Speaker 3 29:19

I never got to go to Alaska with him. I got to go to Alaska one time with my dad and my mom. We actually flew to. Well, I flew to Anchorage and my mom and dad were already there. They went on a 10-day land tour kind of thing. They took the train from Anchorage up to Fairbanks, spent some time in the sightseeing and stuff like that. They they got to do some like dog sledding stuff and you know just, it was cool, you know, for them to see. And then they, when they came back to Anchorage, I flew in and then my dad and I my mom's not really much of a fisherman, so my dad and I went to the Kenai River and then we went to the Russian River and I think there was one other river that we stopped at around the Kenai Peninsula and we just fished the whole time.

Speaker 1 30:18

That's awesome.

Speaker 3 30:19

Yeah, we only caught one. Well, we caught a few small fish, like small trout and things like that, but the sockeye salmon were running when we went sockeye yeah, sockeye salmon good for you sockeye, so I caught one sockeye.

Speaker 1 30:48

All I can picture is just like a really ugly fish with like a sack, like a gym sack, on his head with one eye poking no dude, these are these salmon.

Speaker 3 31:01

Get the other ones. They get really red and they get their great big hook on their like in their mouth. They look, they look ugly shit. They're the ones that get really red and they get their great big hook on their like in their mouth. They look ugly as shit when they're running, like when they're about to die, like how ugly. Look up a picture sometime. All right, they're ugly, but they taste good. Oh man, that one that we caught was phenomenal. We took it back to the they had a fish cleaning station right there in the river Then we bagged it up and took it home and cubed it up and cooked it up. Man, it was great.

Speaker 1 31:35

I wish I liked fish more.

Speaker 3 31:37

I'm not a big fan of salmon usually, but that was good.

Speaker 1 31:41

I'm not a huge like I like. Do you like fish sticks?

Speaker 3 31:51

Fish sticks. I mean, I guess Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? What the hell are you getting at?

Speaker 1 31:59

It's the last question. Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? No, damn it.

Speaker 2 32:09

Is that your game for?

Speaker 1 32:11

your shows, south Park thing, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 32:15

Oh.

Speaker 1 32:17

It's a kid in third grade that does a joke. He's like do you like fish sticks? Love them. Do you like to put you like fish sticks? Love them. Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? Yeah, You're a gay fish and everybody in America understands the joke.

Speaker 3 32:29

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 32:30

But Kanye West, he's the only one in America that doesn't. And he will not stop trying to figure out. He'll bring a doctor in. He's like doctor, do I have gills? He They'll bring a doctor and he's like doctor, do I have gills? He does not have gills. Then that's that. I can't be gay. Fish. Next question. And the guy's like do you like fish Diggs?

Speaker 3 32:53

And it just starts all over. Oh man, but yeah, those are my summer stories. Man, you can't beat summer.

Speaker 1 33:02

Bonfires, yeah, the lake.

Speaker 3 33:06

I just put together the new fire pit a couple weeks ago. So we got to try that out.

Speaker 1 33:10

Oh yeah. But yeah, trying out a fire pit sounds weird, right, like it sounds like we're going to jump on it or try it out.

Speaker 3 33:18

Yeah, but I put piping down in it to vent it, so you don't get a bunch of smoke and shit.

Speaker 1 33:24

So yeah, vent your pipes, dude that's dope vent your pipes, yeah.

Speaker 3 33:32

So I've got four pipes that come down. They go about a foot deep, maybe a little bit more. They come to the center and then it comes up. I've got some fittings that come up and then there's four branches that come out in the top and then one in the middle, so there's airflow all underneath the fire.

Speaker 1 33:50

If the fire wasn't going and I blew a hit in that, would it come out?

Speaker 3 33:56

Yeah.

Speaker 1 33:57

That could be the coolest shotgun trick ever. Watch this.

Speaker 3 34:02

Oh, dude, you could light a bud in the middle and you could have four people sucking on it.

Speaker 1 34:11

Dude bukkake bud smoking One bud to rule them all. Yeah, that sounds really cool. Yeah, you can do that I love the idea of mixing science with pot smoking.

Speaker 3 34:26

Like that's so cool.

Speaker 1 34:28

Like if Bill Nye, the science guy, was out there, or that fucking lady in that school bus that like used to go in a nostril. Remember that Like the magic school bus.

Speaker 3 34:36

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was her name? Miss Fanny. It might have been.

Speaker 1 34:41

Yeah, I think you're right, Miss Frizzle, frizzle, yep. H to the Frizzle, v to the S-I. That whole song was about her, we know. But like dude, imagine if she took her magic little boss into a joint and she's like now kids.

Speaker 1 34:56

What this is is okay. This is what we like to call a sativa with a lot of turps to it. You see how it's sticky. You see these little crystals here. That's a good sign. Now what's happening is he's going to inhale, it's going into his lungs. And watch his brain. Now he's thinking about nothing, but right now all he can think about is tacos, orange soda and, for some, some reason, ketchup chips, tacos.

Speaker 3 35:25

All he can think about is tacos.

Speaker 1 35:27

Dude. Adidas should have been Adidat dude All day. Wait what is Adidas again? All day I dream about soccer, should be all day I dream about tacos. Dude, make it a weed brand. You take that Adidas logo, dude, and you stretch it out a little bit.

Speaker 3 35:44

It looks like a bud. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 35:48

Adi-dat, because it helps both types of dudes. Right yeah, that T can stand for titties or that T can stand for tacos. It's a double-edged fucking sword. And, if you like, both it's titties and tacos Right.

Speaker 3 36:05

Yeah, it could be two T's.

Speaker 1 36:07

Yeah.

Speaker 3 36:07

A-D-Dat-Tat.

Speaker 1 36:09

And if your wife asks about it, it means Tom Brady all day. Think about Tom Brady. What's he doing right now? Is he throwing balls? Is he deflating balls? What is he doing?

Speaker 3 36:22

Now that he's done. You know, oh man, oh shit yeah.

Speaker 1 36:25

And then science, science.

Worst Things to Bring to Cookouts

Speaker 3 36:32

Oh shit. So what do we have? So we've got our top five tonight. Worst things to bring to a cookout Worst things to bring to a cookout. Now you messed up the assignment.

Speaker 1 36:43

I do it every time.

Speaker 3 36:44

You do, and you thought it was just food. I did so.

Speaker 1 36:49

I got a couple that aren't food that. I came up with on the spot. Okay, yep, and they're pretty ronchy. I'm pretty excited to share that with the class.

Speaker 3 36:58

Share that with the class. All right, share that with the class, alright, you go first. What's your top five worst things to bring to a barbecue, a cookout or whatever? I actually numbered these, the right way.

Speaker 1 37:16

I'm pretty fucking proud of that shit my personal favorite, my personal favorite Yep nailed it. My personal favorite is number one Dude. I'm just gonna say so the last episode there's just no shit.

Speaker 3 37:32

One, two, three, two, one. That's how you numbered them in your fucking book, as you were writing them down.

Speaker 1 37:39

What the?

Speaker 2 37:39

fuck dude.

Speaker 3 37:43

I don't think you've ever gone one to five or five to one, whichever I'm about to One to five.

Speaker 1 37:49

All right. This is my personal favorite because I feel like every time I go to one of these cookouts, this happens.

Speaker 3 37:55

Yeah.

Speaker 1 37:56

The worst thing to me that you can bring is not a food, dish or music. Well, it is kind of music, but an acoustic guitar that no one knows how to fucking play oh yeah, there's nothing worse than that there's somebody that tries to play than a jack johnson and impersonator who's?

Speaker 1 38:15

I already don't like him much, so now you're impersonating him. I don don't like it even more. And every time you stop and say, fuck, I'll start over, I don't like it that much more. You're killing this artist's dreams of me ever giving a fuck every time you strum. Number two your friend told you to bring something. You had no idea what to grab, so you grabbed the hooker on the corner, named Charlene, and introduced her to your friends as if she was a dish to pass. No shit, oh man Kinda is.

Speaker 2 39:01

Wow, this is Charlene. Oh shit, oh man Kind of is.

Speaker 1 39:04

Wow, this is Chardonnay. You can also call her Charchak.

Speaker 3 39:09

Wow, that's, that's.

Speaker 1 39:12

How did you know she was the one that's dark I watched her. I watched her. I swear it again. I watched her suck a gobstopper through a straw and I said she's the one it's kind of like when I heard about my wife clearing that eight foot bong. Oh yeah you know, she's a lady you know, she's a lady the Okay, ready for number three.

Speaker 3 39:43

Yep.

Speaker 1 39:43

The loudest fucking speaker ever and for some reason all it plays is Cher's greatest hits, and you demand to play it.

Speaker 3 39:51

Oh fuck no.

Speaker 1 39:53

Dude, that would kill any vibe.

Speaker 3 39:55

Yeah, it really would.

Speaker 1 39:57

I don't believe in life after love you, stupid bitch. All right, Do you believe oh?

Speaker 2 40:02

man.

Speaker 3 40:09

You can't. That would be awful, I know that would be absolutely awful. Yeah, sure, if he had to set through that, I'd leave, I'd get up and go, or like Moby, yeah, yeah, or like.

Speaker 1 40:22

Germanoby, yeah, yeah, or like German chants from back in the day, or something horrible, I don't know. I'm trying to think of other things that would drive me nuts, do you?

Speaker 3 40:30

remember it was like I think it was back in the 90s, when they actually had that soundtrack or that, that tape that came out with those guys, the monks, chanting. Do you remember that? Oh my god, no, I'm serious, what the fuck does that sound? It was like no, no, no, it was like. It was like it was just like them chanting their, their service, like their religion, their, what, what they would normally do. But they recorded it and they put it out on a cassette tape Seriously, yeah, and I can't remember the. Did you buy it?

Speaker 2 41:14

No.

Speaker 1 41:15

I never bought it, it's like the Peruvian flute bands that were everywhere. They play those little flute things. They'd want you to buy their CDs. Oh yeah, those little river bands.

Speaker 3 41:22

Yeah, no, but I mean they only had. I mean they only had obviously like one cassette or one thing that came out, did they go on?

Speaker 2 41:28

tour.

Speaker 3 41:29

I don't think so.

Speaker 1 41:32

Shumba Wumba opened.

Speaker 3 41:34

It was great, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 41:35

Best concert of my life. I knew all the words, didn't even have to prepare for that shit.

Speaker 3 41:42

But yeah, I believe it was either in the late 80s, early 90s and it was chanting like that. I'll have to look it up see what it was. Anyway.

Speaker 1 41:57

Number four, number four. I just think this would be ironic. I have a couple friends and I was thinking about what they could bring that would piss me off. You know what I mean, other than burgers that'll kill everybody Cold. Spaghettios in a Crock-Pot oh yeah, you didn't even heat them up, motherfucker, just poured the can straight in like a sociopath and just had the crackpot for aesthetics.

Speaker 2 42:23

Yeah, I thought the sun would heat it up Kind of thing, oh man, yeah, that'd be bad, not cool.

Speaker 3 42:38

I do like SpaghettiOs, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 42:44

You know I'd spent a long time since I've had SpaghettiOs, but I know that the meatballs aren't real meat. There's no way. You know it's like my proud version of tofu that.

Speaker 3 42:50

I eat yeah.

Speaker 1 42:51

You're welcome vegans. I love SpaghettiOs.

Speaker 3 42:57

I don't like the meatballs. I don't like SpaghettiOs with meatballs.

Speaker 1 43:00

No.

Speaker 3 43:00

I get them without.

Speaker 1 43:02

Yeah.

Speaker 3 43:03

I'm a strictly a no-meatball SpaghettiOs guy.

Speaker 1 43:06

Well it might be complete opposites, and that's why this is good right, you're the dude that loves single-stuff Oreos, I'm going to smash a double-stuff and make it a quad-stuff, you know.

Speaker 3 43:14

Oh yeah, see I not the, not the doubles. Oh no yeah it's.

Speaker 1 43:28

That's a whole different cracker bun.

Speaker 3 43:31

I don't know.

Speaker 1 43:31

I mean, I like dipping it in milk, yeah, it's just the tip, or the whole thing, the whole thing. They're going to feel every inch of that Oreo. They're going to know.

Speaker 3 43:45

I'm here the whole thing, man, yeah, and then just crush it, but yeah, you don't get the same consistency when it's like a double stuffed or the mega stuff or whatever.

Speaker 1 43:56

Oh, single stuffed guy Dude, I have an idea and like this is just kind of my high brain speaking. But what about an Oreo with an elephant ear as the tops?

Speaker 3 44:07

Oh, dude, you've had my wife's snickerdoodle pies right, sounds dirty as fuck You've had them.

Speaker 1 44:14

They are, though they're so good, it's a snickerdoodle cookie.

Speaker 2 44:22

And then some.

Speaker 3 44:22

I think it's like a buttercream filling and then another snickerdoodle cookie and it's like, it's like an oatmeal cream pie or something like that, but it's with a snickerdoodle. They're the fucking bomb.

Speaker 1 44:34

Yeah, those are so good, yeah, oh, those are bangers like orange push pops, you know. Those are solidified as bangers. Man Fuck. Anyway, I got number five to go. All right, all right. So that's a pretty big cookout. You ask if you can bring a plus one. You're a single guy. So your friends are like do you think he's bringing a girl?

Speaker 2 44:56

Nah.

Speaker 1 44:57

You bring Jeffrey Dahmer with you, and he made homemade burgers.

Speaker 2 45:04

You bring Jeffrey Dahmer with you and he made homemade burgers.

Speaker 3 45:09

Oh my God, wow. Now do your friends know that this is Jeffrey Dahmer. Like do they know him?

Speaker 1 45:20

He's already eaten. The guy with the acoustic guitar, that guy's gone. We don't have to worry about him anymore. Oh shit. Yeah, they figured it out when he didn't want any of the meat. Yeah, oh shit, he might, though he brought the burgers Anyway, yeah, weird guy. I want to let everybody know that Jeffrey Dahmer did go to Ohio State.

Speaker 3 45:42

I want to remind everybody that Jeffrey Dahmer did go to Ohio State.

Speaker 1 45:49

Let me leave that with you All right. So my top five Worst things to bring to a cookout.

Speaker 3 46:00

Yeah. So my first one here is you know all of those Christmas time people that get the fruit cakes. You bring the fruit cake to the cookout in June or July that you got in Christmas.

Speaker 1 46:16

Oh my God, Like you gift it back. Yeah, yeah, people give people fruit cakes. I would be appalled. That is worse than.

Speaker 3 46:24

Well, I don't. Honestly, I've never gotten one. I've never known anybody that's gotten one. I don't know how that, but they're there. Somebody likes them. They're always there during Christmas.

Speaker 1 46:35

So it's 2025, Brad Fruitcakes are everywhere.

Speaker 3 46:41

You got a point there, buddy.

Speaker 1 46:43

You got a point there I would be so pissed Like I don't even get mad about socks anymore because they're useful For me. A fruitcake go fuck yourself.

Speaker 3 46:52

That is, that's worse than a Buckeye keychain. That's fighting words, right there yeah, fruitcake. Yeah.

Speaker 2 47:00

Yeah.

Speaker 3 47:00

All right, Number two You'll remember this one from back. It's one of our first episodes. I think they brought a turkey loaf.

Speaker 1 47:10

Dude. Turkey loaf to the barbecue the spam of fine dining dude, that's what a turkey loaf should be the spam of fine dining.

Speaker 3 47:20

Do they still make those, the turkey loaves? I don't know. I've never went and looked for one.

Speaker 1 47:27

You'd have to find the only Kmart in the country. I'll bet they still sell it.

Speaker 3 47:30

They might yeah.

Speaker 1 47:32

Or like Family Dollar.

Speaker 3 47:33

But can you imagine rolling up with a turkey loaf and saying, here, throw this on the grill.

Speaker 1 47:38

I'm hungry right now. That just made my hunger turtle shell. It's gone.

Speaker 3 47:49

Number three Green bean casserole.

Speaker 1 47:53

Fuck you. That should just be off.

Speaker 3 47:57

That should be off limits at any cookout, any christmas, any thanksgiving, any time. That's just off the menu for me, dude, that shit is nasty and I don't know how anybody could eat it dude, it should be called green bean acerol that's its new name, dude it tastes like it is new name.

Speaker 1 48:19

It does, yeah, green bean ass though dude anything that you call a salad like when it's like potato salad yeah, fruit salad pass yeah I want a meat and potatoes bitch or some chips.

Speaker 3 48:36

so what's? A green bean assol?

Speaker 1 48:38

Some green bean acerol.

Speaker 3 48:43

Number four. So you show up to the barbecue with the grill right.

Speaker 1 48:48

A girl or a grill Grill.

Speaker 3 48:50

Grill, grill, but you don't bring any gas.

Speaker 1 48:53

You're out of gas Dude. Is it an empty propane tank or is there?

Speaker 3 48:57

no propane tank, empty propane tank Like you roll up and you're fired up and it's just nothing.

Speaker 1 49:05

Oh yeah, your propane tank just dry shot.

Speaker 3 49:08

Yep, yep, shooting blanks? No, I have. So when I was working in Holland for a while and for Christmas one year, we did a Dude, I was in Holland today.

Speaker 1 49:23

Okay, I didn't know you lived there, that's cool.

Speaker 3 49:26

I didn't live there, I worked there anyway. So we did a a fry, we did a deep fry, we did a bunch of chicken wings for the third shift and we did I don't know, dude, we had like 50 or 60 pounds of wings that we cooked and we had two deep fryer, two big turkey fryers, yeah, and another kid that worked there was he brought another one, he brought a third one, so we'd have plenty. We did like onion rings, we did like the stuffed mushrooms, that like deep fried mushrooms. We did I mean Oreos. We didn't deep fry Oreos, fuck Brad. But we did. I mean Oreos, we didn't deep fry Oreos, fuck Brad. But we did all that. And we did the wings and then we had like a sauce that we dipped them in and everything. It was awesome, but the kid that brought the third turkey fryer no gas, what is that.

Speaker 3 50:17

Well, he brought the gas tank, but there was no fucking gas in it. So we were down to two fryers and we thought we were. So we were cooking for hours on those two. It was 50 pounds a week. We probably did more than that, I don't know. It was for the whole third shift.

Speaker 1 50:29

What a dick, yeah. Who does that Him? You could go swap it Blue Rhino, yeah.

Speaker 3 50:39

But by then it would have been. We just forget it. We're just going to do two. Damn it Dylan. And then my number five. So you roll up. You roll up late. How late, like an hour late. You bring some to-go boxes.

Speaker 1 51:04

Just start loading all the stuff that's left on the counter into boxes and then start saying goodbye. Yeah, peace them out. Dude, it was so good seeing you guys for real. Like just, oh my god, that'd be such a funny viral video to do on somebody Yep.

Speaker 1 51:20

Just show up late, bring some to-go boxes. We need to make a version of Punk for, like, corporate people. Like a presentation that makes no sense. Like get everybody in the office. Like sexual awareness Would make it super dirty. Like, what do you notice in this picture? I notice her purses blue. Like no, no, no, you notice her giant tits. Look at that. See how it makes a smiley face.

Speaker 3 51:48

Right, that's what we're looking for oh shit, dude.

Speaker 1 51:54

Any, that didn't make it.

Speaker 3 51:55

I have one that didn't make it.

Speaker 1 51:56

Yeah.

Speaker 3 51:57

It's called kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, it's Vietnamese fermented cabbage.

Speaker 1 52:05

Oh, oh fuck, did I have that that one time?

Speaker 3 52:09

I don't know, I don't know if you it's so bad.

Speaker 1 52:11

It tastes like mint.

Speaker 3 52:13

I don't, I've never had it. I've never had it, I just that was one that my wife came up with.

Speaker 1 52:18

The one that I had. That wasn't funny is just vegetables.

Speaker 3 52:21

That one's kind of good Vegetables Don't bring vegetables, anything vegan, just keep it out of the barbecue.

Speaker 1 52:30

Have you seen that?

Speaker 3 52:32

Have you seen that? There's a? I've seen it a few times. There's a barbecue joint down south somewhere and their favorite Yelp review like they have it on T-shirts now and it says nothing on the menu is vegan and they put it on T-shirts because it's their favorite Yelp review. That's great. Nothing vegan here this is a barbecue joint.

Speaker 2 52:58

Yeah, of course, there's nothing vegan here.

Speaker 3 53:00

Quinoa.

Speaker 1 53:02

Oh yeah, what about bachelor party? Dick-shaped candy put in a jar and label it? Taste my Nuts.

Speaker 3 53:14

Taste the rainbow bitch.

Speaker 1 53:16

Cold Little Caesars from three nights before, folded in a Ziploc bag like a wallet, and any time stuff goes down you pull it out like currency to pay for things you know, like five bucks a cup, and you're just like, yeah, got you. Like it's worth five bucks A gallon jug of Tang with live goldfish swimming in it, and we'll call it Tropical Punch. Oh man live goldfish swimming in it, and we'll call it Tropical Punch. I think Chef Boyardee, cold in a Frisbee, would be hilarious to bring to a cookout or Jell-O made with THC, but tell nobody.

Speaker 3 53:54

Oh.

Speaker 1 53:55

Pudding with Viagra in it.

Speaker 3 53:59

Oh shit. What would that do to women?

Speaker 1 54:05

I don't know, probably go the other way for them.

Speaker 3 54:09

Does it make their clit hurt?

Speaker 1 54:12

Is that a thing? I don't know? Dude, I don't Whoa the man in the boat just standing up, dude, I thought like a rubber, or like a big old rubber, like a magnum, but full, full of queso, would be ironic to do a cookout he just like in a condom he just poked the end and squirted out dude, dude, yeah, or like shots, you do shots that way. Come on, get this Sushi.

Speaker 3 54:47

Oh dude, I like sushi.

Speaker 1 54:48

Or your ex -girlfriend that you're trying to make up with, but you bring her to the barbecue to make up with her.

Speaker 3 54:54

None of us want to hear that. No, yeah, just stop. Yeah, stop with the drama, can someone?

Summer Plans and Episode Wrap-up

Speaker 1 54:59

put Cher in it's painful. Yeah, stop with the drama.

Speaker 3 55:01

Can someone put Cher in? It's so bad we want Cher instead.

Speaker 1 55:07

Oh my God. But yeah, summer should be fun.

Speaker 3 55:10

Oh yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 55:14

Dude, I got two different. I have a concert, a trip and a dude's trip all within Jackie Robinson days, motherfucker. Yeah, can't wait to report back. I have a funny feeling that I'm going to have some stories for this podcast about that kind of like the raccoon.

Speaker 3 55:30

Yeah.

Speaker 1 55:31

Dude, I'm nervous to get high out there tonight. Why, yeah, I'll try to get the selfie.

Speaker 3 55:39

I'll see what I can do. Yeah, take a picture of the raccoon.

Speaker 1 55:41

I got to name him.

Speaker 3 55:43

Ralph yeah.

Speaker 1 55:46

Ralph the raccoon. Yeah, something cooler. I don't know, like Randy, that's Chelsea's dad, isn't?

Speaker 3 55:55

it, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 56:03

Ruben, Ruben or Rupert.

Speaker 3 56:05

Rupert the raccoon. Yeah, rocky, he could be Raphael, like one of the turtles.

Speaker 1 56:12

Dude If he eats pizza too dude. If I just found a raccoon that smokes weed, likes cartoons and eats pizza, we're going to be homies, for sure you can't throw in some jacks out there. Oh shit, do my leftover jacks yeah.

Speaker 3 56:32

Is there any leftover really?

Speaker 1 56:37

Yeah, I usually eat half of those, so my dog gets all fucking geek because he knows he's about to get a couple.

Speaker 3 56:42

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 56:42

Because Chelsea's so pizza'd out. Dude, because I love it. It's part of my food pyramid, like everyone else's food pyramid. Has all these things on it, dude. When it's like pizza, tacos, burgers, chicken nuggets, and then like ruffles or Tostitos and peanut butter M&Ms. That's my food pyramid and as long as I stick to my main food groups, you know like.

Speaker 3 57:06

Yeah, yeah, pizza and tacos.

Speaker 1 57:10

Yeah, I could live on those two.

Speaker 3 57:13

Yeah, oh yeah, definitely All right, man. I think that's about wraps it up. I hope everybody enjoyed the show. We're going to get back into some regular shows, some regular grooves. I know our last two were kind of different which is cool. We had a lot of good comments on the last two though.

Speaker 1 57:37

We did.

Speaker 3 57:38

Well, not on here.

Speaker 1 57:40

Oh yeah, from like Justin, and yeah, you've gotten some good feedback.

Speaker 3 57:44

So, dude, they're dope, yeah, so yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 57:48

And if you want to get a hold of us, brad, oh yeah, it's at rowdandloudy at gmailcom, just like it sounds, I'm just kidding r-o-w-d-a-n-d, l-o-d-l-o-u-d-y at gmailcom, and you can listen to our previous episodes on however you're listening. We're on Apple, spotify, youtube.

Speaker 3 58:07

We're all over.

Speaker 1 58:08

Porn Hub. Oh my God.

Speaker 3 58:14

Those are just Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. I get rowdy and loudy. All right, everybody. Hope you had a good time with us. Stick around and check out the next episodes.

Speaker 1 58:27

If you're lucky.

Speaker 3 58:28

Yeah, if you're lucky.

Speaker 1 58:29

If you play your fucking cards right, we'll put them out. Dude, we're going to put out so hard and we are going to do one episode live from the Bar Bauer Bash, if we can figure that out.

Speaker 3 58:39

Absolutely. Yeah, that's no problem. Yeah, I from the barbara bash.

Speaker 1 58:42

If we can figure that out, absolutely yeah, that's no problem. Yeah, I'll make sure we got to bring an extra mic, because I have a funny feeling we're gonna have like three or four guests that day.

Speaker 3 58:46

It's just gonna be like I've got, yeah, I've got, I've got four mics we can, we can light up.

Speaker 1 58:51

So sounds bad too, like four mics, you know like. Hi, I'm michael, how are?

Speaker 3 58:58

you yeah all right everybody. Uh, thanks for listening. Yeah, hope you enjoyed the show. Yep, we'll catch you on the next episode.

Speaker 2 59:05

All right, all right, peace All right.