Rowd & Loudy Comedy Podcast
Welcome to Rowd and Loudy, the podcast where two blue-collar best friends from Michigan take you on a wild ride through life’s highs and lows. Whether we’re swapping stories from the jobsite, sharing laughs over backyard beers, or diving deep into the struggles and triumphs of everyday life, we keep it real, raw, and relatable. Expect a mix of humor, heart, and hard truths as we navigate the chaos of work, family, and friendship—all with a Midwest twist. Tune in and join the crew for a weekly dose of unfiltered conversation, a little rowdiness, and a lot of laughs!
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Rowd & Loudy Comedy Podcast
Episode 14 - Planes, Trains, and TSA
What happens when two Midwestern podcasters venture to opposite corners of the world? A hilarious comparison of travel misadventures that proves no matter how different the destination, suffering makes for great storytelling.
Fresh from their journeys, Eric and Brad reconnect to swap tales of their vastly different trips. Eric's adventure to Phoenix, Arizona to visit his friend Jacko and attend U-Fest (featuring A Day to Remember) seems simple enough until you factor in his 12-year flying hiatus, the desert heat he describes as "the sun being personally mad at all my pores," and an unforgettably creepy Uber driver named "Cool Rich." Meanwhile, Brad's business trip to India involves a 40-hour journey, language barriers that left him stranded at the airport for hours, accommodations comparable to "a jail cell," and a forced pilgrimage to 108 nearly identical temples in 102-degree heat.
Through their parallel stories, unexpected commonalities emerge—the punishing heat, transportation disasters, and the universal feeling of being a fish out of water. The episode peaks with a sidesplitting countdown of the "Top Five Worst Things to Bring Through TSA Security," featuring scenarios so absurd they'll forever change how you view airport security lines.
Beyond the laughs, there's something deeply relatable about these travel tales. Whether navigating foreign languages in Hyderabad or trying to maintain composure in an Arizona Uber while high as a kite, both hosts capture that universal vulnerability of being away from home—and the stories we earn through our discomfort.
Join us for an episode that travels from rock concerts to religious statues, from dispensary visits to diplomatic tensions, all while proving that sometimes the best souvenirs are the stories you'll be telling for years to come. Have your own travel disaster story? We'd love to hear it! Drop us a line at rowdandloudy@gmail.com.
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welcome back to the rowdy and loud Loudy Podcast. This is episode 14. Is it? It is, that's neat and we got some. So we've been traveling, Eric and I have been on the road in planes, trains and automobiles, and we got some stories from our travels abroad. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:And then we went to very similar places too, like, like, so incredibly similar, so I went to phoenix arizona it was. It was really awesome. I had fun, so much fun with, uh, my, oh, my good buddy. Mr jackup and brad went to india and there's so many similarities and I just can't wait to go over those right, yeah, yeah, there's.
Speaker 1:There's so many similarities and I just can't wait to go over those, right, yeah, yeah, there's so many it's not at all. Not at all.
Speaker 2:I actually had to check my original arrangements with the airlines to make sure it wasn't India, because it's so close. I just wanted to make sure I was actually flying into Phoenix to tell Jacko where to go, you know Right.
Speaker 1:So we got that going on and then we got a top five and because we did some traveling and we went through some airports and stuff, we got a top five of worst things that you could bring through the TSA security line at the airport.
Speaker 2:So that's going to be good. If you haven't been through TSA in a while. It is a nerve-wracking process because you feel like like everyone's like looking you up and down, like it's just fucking crazy, right, especially for somebody that's not doing anything wrong. Right, I'm not trying to do anything, you know, but like piggybacking off of tsa real quick, dude, this is like a 30 seconder. I get to the airport in arizona. Okay, keep in mind, I haven't flown since. Probably I don't know it's been 12 years okay, okay, so that's been a while.
Speaker 2:So I I walk up and first thing I do is I like go to bag check, which I have a carry-on like bag in a backpack, that's it, you don't need to go there, you know. So, like I waited in line there, you know, like, just like a dumb, fuck dude just just out of here. And then here's where it gets funny, and this lady, after 10 minutes of waiting in line, this lady that works there, is like are you checking either of those? I was like no, she goes, why are you in line? It's like okay, cool, cool. So I walk, she goes, tsa is over there. So I walk up and there's two different lines for TSA, a left and a right, and I just get in a line and just stand there, you know.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude. I wait in that line for like 25 fucking minutes and all of a sudden the lady at the front, that like where you put your ID in the scanner, goes if you're in the TSA check pre-check line, you know that means you've checked ahead and you've gone on the TSA website and like light bulb kicks off for me. I'm like I did not go on the. Tsa website and pre-check. I know that, so I had to go all the way back out of the line.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Go to the normal line.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like you're leaving to go piss in a movie but you're all the way against a wall on an end that's like 25, 40 people deep.
Speaker 1:Dude like oh my God.
Speaker 2:Then I get in the correct line. Okay, so I've already made so many mistakes.
Speaker 1:So you've already been at like 35 minutes of the wrong line For no reason. Well, first was 10 minutes waiting for baggage that you didn't need to check, and then 25 minutes in the line that you shouldn't have been in.
Speaker 2:To put it in perspective for you, it'd be like if you're at Cedar Point, there's lines for food, there's lines for bathroom, there's lines for rides. If there was a line just in front, it said nowhere I got in that line. Oh, 35 minute wait. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. You know what are you going to do? Nothing, Nothing.
Speaker 1:Going nowhere yeah.
Speaker 2:This is a me trip, so nothing Fucked it. That's awesome, yeah. So that's kind of why we haven't been on as much. We are going to get a little bit more scheduled. Our typical schedule with this podcast is about two a month, so I think we can get back on that three yeah, um, but yeah so, uh, me and brad took very similar trips to india and arizona and um, just so many similarities. Uh, did you go to a rock concert over there?
Speaker 1:no, I stared I. I, you went to a rock symphony too. There's rocks everywhere in sand. Yeah, I went and stared at rocks. Fuck yeah. Rock concert, fuck you. Yeah, that's not even cool, dude.
Speaker 2:It was pretty hot, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1:How hot was it in India, I think, on the day that I arrived? Now, granted, this is at 2 in the morning I get out of the airport and I think it was still 93 degrees, but the humidity was like 95%. And then throughout the couple of days well, I was there a week, but the like tuesday and wednesday it was 99 humidity and I think it was 102 wow yeah how hot was it in arizona uh, I believe it was like 97 and it felt like 99,.
Speaker 2:dude, it was rough. Good wind though you know.
Speaker 1:So the heat was what we had in common.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm not built for that. That was exhausting.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude. I had so much fun with Jacko but like dude, even when we went into his house it was like 78 or 76 or something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was thinking to myself like fuck, dude, that's warm still. Yeah, dude, that's warm still, yeah. But you gotta do what you gotta do, yeah, dude. Their house was dope. I had so much fun. I love those fucking dude. Him and his wife are like. They're tight like they're my dude yeah, he's my concert buddy and also like my stoner movie buddies. So like, if I need somebody to like bake out with and watch them like half baked and just sit there and cheese, yeah, perfect yeah, no, I didn't have, I did not have.
Speaker 1:Uh, quite the enjoyable experience so actually funny story too.
Speaker 2:This is very true. Uh, when brad was on his way to india, he talked to me on the phone in the car and some of those conversations me and brad have like that, or did they just get off the fucking rails? Dude oh yeah, I'm talking to brad. I'm like, hey, um, I have a really good idea for you that'll make your india trip better. And he's like what I was like. Okay, when you get to the front desk dude, ask him if they have a villa suite in india.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, so I stayed, so it's it was called the tanaica Resort, tenerica, and I can guarantee you that there is nobody in the States that if they were to go to a resort in the States it is not comparable at all it would get less than a star oh yeah, in America. Oh yeah, like, what about nights in? No dude, I showed you pictures, pictures. It looked like a jail cell. Yeah, yeah, honestly.
Speaker 2:yeah, I think jail's probably here or better, I mean next time you could commit a crime like get out in a couple days, you might sleep, you know. Not bad, not bad strategy, tanner, what's the name of it? Tana Rica Resort. Okay, so Pakistan just fired a missile at India and you're in a hotel that's named? Sounds very similar to Tannerite which explodes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, we weren't well, I wasn't anywhere near the. You know the shit that was going down and you know what I mean. Obviously it was on the news. I couldn't understand anything that was being said, but I could see pictures and there was shit blowing up and rockets and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:But you wouldn't have known otherwise that anything was going on. That's cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean not really. That's fucking crazy. I can't imagine being over there.
Speaker 1:The first thing that came to my mind is they're going to close the fucking airports and I'm going to be stuck here. Oh, dude, we would have figured it out. I'd have been on a boat, dude, I'd have got out of there somehow. I just started swimming.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what about, like, I don't know, like those semi-trailers that they like boat over, dude, you know, get smuggled in, so do you? Got a funny story about India.
Speaker 1:So I've got a couple of funny things Well, not really funny, but just if you travel. So anybody out there that travels with any sort of frequency has, I'm sure, run into different things, and travel by airplane, by however you're traveling, can be stressful, it's oh yeah I mean to, in order to get to where I go in india.
Speaker 1:It's 40 hours of travel, like that, doesn't count hotel stays, that that is when I'm. When I leave for the airport, flying, it's time in the airport, layovers, shit like that, and then next flights. That's 40 hours to get to where I'm going. That sucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, that's also similar to mine, so my flight.
Speaker 1:What was your flight? Three hours?
Speaker 2:uh, four hours direct oh yeah, we had to fuel and it yeah yeah, that sounds unbearable. Yeah, yeah, so the first flight percent, so like that's a weird way of thinking about it right a flight from so you're from detroit to arizona is 10th of what you did. Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I take off in Grand Rapids. I flew to Chicago, which is only about an hour flight, and I think I had a three-hour layover in Chicago, which I hate. Chicago Airport I hate that you have to leave security and you have to go to a different terminal.
Speaker 1:You have to leave security, you have to leave, basically, the airport and then you have to check, you have to go back through security, through TSA, through all that shit, in order to get to your other gate when, if you just stayed in the airport, you don't go through all that shit again, through all that shit again. So then I'm taking, I I flew to hong kong from chicago, which is like that's a 15 hour flight that's a, that's a long ass flight, yeah, um.
Speaker 1:And then hong kong. I had 50 minutes and actually had I'll give props to the hong k airport. They had a guy waiting when we got off the plane for three of us. There was three of us that were going to the same flight. We had 50 minutes to get there, so the guy grabbed us, ran us through security, ran us through all that shit so that he made sure that we made our flight. That's awesome. That was fucking awesome. So props to Hong Kong airport.
Speaker 2:Is everything written in Japanese.
Speaker 1:It's Chinese.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, I knew that. Yeah, is everything written in Chinese. I'm so sorry. I imagine how many people do that. My bad, but like, yeah, was everything in Chinese, in English or no?
Speaker 1:There was. Honestly, I didn't even really look because I'm just following. I mean, we're running to the next flight because we have 50 minutes. We got there a little bit late too, and they start boarding a half hour before. So I'm following him. I'm not looking at anything, you know.
Speaker 2:It's China. I knew that too.
Speaker 1:That's the best part, that's the best part, so I get out of the flight. I flew into Hyderabad, hyderabad, hyderabad, and so I get out of the airport. I'm the only. I'm traveling by myself. I get out of the airport and I have my itinerary and everything. I know what hotel I'm going to and there's supposed to be a shuttle. Yeah, that's every hour or so. It comes to the airport and it'll pick you up. This airport that I'm getting out of. There's a ton of places where this shuttle could be coming and I can't. It's all in. What the hell is the Hindi? It's all in Hindi.
Speaker 1:All the writing and everything. So I can't. I don't know what any of it says. I don't know where the shuttle is, so I get on the phone, I call the hotel. Nobody there can understand what the hell I'm saying. So they, like the chick puts the phone down and some guy gets on and he speaks English, but I can't fucking understand him. I mean, he has a very, very heavy accent and I'm like I finally understand. He says number seven. And I'm looking around and on the poles by the airport there's numbers. I'm like fucking sweet, okay, I go to number seven, that's where the shuttle's going to come. I waited there for an hour and a half. Oh my God, I called. That makes so much sense. I called the hotel. They know I'm there waiting for this shuttle to come. How warm is it? It's 102 degrees. Well, at that point it was 93 or something.
Speaker 1:It was hot. So I'm like I'm waiting, I call him back like two or three times trying to figure out.
Speaker 2:I'm like am.
Speaker 1:I at the right spot, are you guys coming, whatever? And he, finally he gave the driver my number so he could call me when he got there. Yeah, I was there a good hour and a half waiting for the shuttle, oh my gosh. So got to the hotel, checked in, all that shit, and the agency that set up my room they set it up for me checking in on Sunday and not Saturday, oh my God. So I was there like 12 hours before I should have been to check into the room, so I ended up having to like luckily they had a room available I could get in. But yeah, I had to pay an extra fee or something to check in. 12 hours early, after I'd been an hour and a half waiting for the shuttle, I finally get to my room. It's 4 o'clock in the morning, oh my God, what time did you land?
Speaker 2:What time did you land?
Speaker 1:About 1. Yeah, 3 hours, I think 3 hours An hour and a half waiting for the shuttle. That was probably 10 minutes to the hotel, maybe a little bit longer. But when I went in to check in, they're like, oh, we gotta do this, we gotta do that to get a room available for you, and so I had to go wait in the waiting room or the lobby or whatever to. So, yeah, it was four o'clock before I got in and got a chance to actually go to bed. That sucks Dick, yeah. So tell me about your experience.
Speaker 2:Yeah, mine was so similar too. So that's what happened exactly to me. You know, I was kind of lost in the airport, kind of like Kevin McAllister, and I called my friend Jacko, who I could hear him pretty good. He does speak English. He's good at it too. His wife was with him.
Speaker 1:He's good at it.
Speaker 2:And yeah. I'd say probably after I called him. You know, I don't know, give or take five minutes. I had to wait Maybe ten, right, that sounds awful. Yeah, I got to ride in the backseat too, which is cool Probably the best trip I took. And then we went to a dispensary, which was also cool. It was very similar to yours, where I landed at 7.30 and got picked up at 7.45. You're such a dick, me.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, yeah. So let me tell you about my recent trip to Arizona guy or as I like to call it now, satan's waiting room. So I flew out to see Jack, as you know, and we decided to go to U-Fest, which I kind of talked about in a couple of other episodes. So it was a big festival, starts at like 2 o'clock, doors open at two, but everywhere that they kept posting on social media is like get there early, you can get backstage passes and shit. Like dude, that's cool when you can do that, like awesome. So, um, we got there at a good time and, uh, like you, fest was a day to remember headline and they fucking murdered it. Seether Dorothy Point North. We Came as Romans, just an epic fucking show right In Hell's Waiting Room, though, first of all, it was 99 fucking degrees outside and I know that yours was hotter.
Speaker 2:I get that right now. Okay, but I didn't know that going into this episode when I wrote this, okay. So I don't care what anyone says about dry heat, it's not fucking dry heat, it's angry heat, dude. It's like the sun was personally mad at all of my fucking pores. I was sweating in places. I didn't know I could sweat in brad my kneecaps were moist. It's not fucking normal, but I can't tell jacko this. He's telling me that he might like want a hoodie later you know, like, like dude, he's like used to it right and the coolest part, though.
Speaker 2:Like so we were in line, like and they're selling water, like it's like currency, but they're not telling anyone the prices, right, like it's not listed on. The cooler, it's like who can I fuck over five for you? Oh yeah, 20, 25 bucks for a wallet yeah, you that kind of shit.
Speaker 2:So we're waiting outside and this lady actually walks up to us. They're walking by and giving out these wristbands to people, so I walk up to her, bold as shit. I am so stoned. I want to make that clear too. I'm already baked as fuck. Dude, it's 2 o'clock and, like dude, we got an Uber there.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I smoked myself stupid before I left and I brought four dupes with me hidden on my body. I had two in a pack. I had one in a different pocket. I'm going to be at this place for 10 hours, dude. I haven't been to somewhere like this in years, like 15, 20 years. You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean yeah.
Speaker 2:Where it's like an all-day Typical concerts I go to is an opener head like more or two openers and a headliner, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I go up to the score and we get backstage passes to meet Point North, which is like one of the bands we were so fucking excited to see, and the people in front of us were like, yeah, we could grab any of them. We wanted backstage passes for Dorothy. We're like who the fuck is Dorothy? We didn't even know who she was and like they're trying to explain to us. I was like, okay, I'll get to it. Alright, they were right. Me and Jack were looking at each other like we know music so well, like who the fuck is that and who would want to meet her? We did, we just didn't know it, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:So the coolest part too is we walk into this venue. It's outside, so like picture, like a hill, a big lawn that seats probably 30,000 people. Okay, huge lawn Amphitheater with a roof outside, but inside we had shade. Yeah, awesome move, dude. We were in the third row of this concert. Nice, dude. We had epic seats Because I told Jack, if we're doing this, let's go fucking big dude, let's make this something we fucking remember forever. And we will. It was in hell's waiting room and I'll never forget that, you know, because you can't complain about it, because then you're a bitch, which I am being a bitch, and it's now on paper and I'm okay with it, it's on air, dude, but dude we walk into this venue and everybody's fucking baked oh, yeah, and
Speaker 2:everyone's smoking everywhere. I walked up to a security guard and I'm like I'm from Michigan, I don't want to get in trouble. Where should I smoke? Like anywhere, sweetheart, you know, like no one gave a shit. So I'm walking around finding spots. We found a spot by an ice cooler dude where we just took up right by a fake arcade and I already had the spiel of someone came and walked up to me. It's like honey sweetie, no, honey sweetie, no, you can't do that because it's patronizing Person. People have been getting high outside of arcades for years. Just let us fucking be you know what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying Someone said that to me and I was working. Touche, I'll just stand. Have a good day sir Right. So we saw like the first band we saw was Point North. They fucking crushed it and then we went back to meet them. That was a great experience. And then we kind of like there was a couple bands we didn't really know and it was fine. We'd go just and smoke and hang. There's misters everywhere with fucking water. Oh my God, dude. I drank like 19 water bottles, dude, while I was there, full of water.
Speaker 2:Well, usually water bottles are full of water you watch your fucking tone, all right, I dude real talk. I probably drink 19 water bottles a month. I drank that in a day like okay, if I had to calculate it, calculate the other thing. Dude that like the weather was hot, but also what I noticed, the people were hot it was fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:Everyone was gorgeous. I don't think I would make it out there. But like so I'm talking to jack, but he works out and stuff, but like we're talking about how it's a sauna. And then I started looking around and I realized like there's no like big people around here, like it's because everyone loses like 40 fucking pounds and they move out there right, you know what I mean yeah, that's why water's currency dude yeah so, uh, so we ended up seeing uh dorothy play dude and they were fucking aw, she was incredible like I couldn't believe how good she was and uh I don't think I've ever, I'd never heard of her, but she's good, isn't?
Speaker 1:isn't she Like dude she?
Speaker 2:fucking murdered. Like I absolutely respect her and her band and I thought that they were excellent and I've actually been trying to spread the word a little bit Like Dorothy is, listen to the song Rest in Peace, it's fantastic. She murders it. If you like that one, then dive deep but see her live. She's fantastic. Same. If you like that one, then dive deep but see her live. She's fantastic. Same thing with Point North Seether was fucking awful.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Awful. I don't know what happened, but they played five songs that were great and four songs that were dog shit. I don't know, it was not. Me and Jagger have seen them when they're at their best and dude, that wasn't it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I feel bad for saying best and dude.
Speaker 1:That wasn't it. Yeah, I feel bad for saying that, but that wasn't it. Hey, they're somebody. Everybody has an off night you know, like.
Speaker 2:But everybody out there was hot dude, like what's in the water? Is it the sun? Is it like lizards, that like maybe duke on their face or something? Dude, I don't know. But every third person looked like they just left a fucking penthouse shoot. It was neat. You know what I mean. Meanwhile, I'm over here, dude.
Speaker 2:I'm all this super sweaty Michigan dude looking like a fucking rotisserie chicken on a fucking sidewalk in gym shorts. Dude Got swamp ass Dude, everyone was so hot dude, and the festival was great. It was called U-Fest and we got to meet a band for free, Like I highly recommend anyone going out there. Yeah, I was high as hell. I fucking walked around that bitch. I smoked every hour on the hour.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was on vacation, bitch, like, all I was missing was like a Jimmy Buffett shirt, you know, and I could have been the king tourist dude. Oh my god, so a day to remember murdered it, dude and um yeah, like dude. It was just. It was such a great trip, we had so much fun, but I couldn't, really. I couldn't believe how hot it was. I would never make it out there like dude. That was like my fresh hell. Like, if you want to put me I actually thought of something based on your story too If you want me to gain like 10 years in one day, you know, like how Obama went into office and like he came up four years later looking like he had like aged 40 years.
Speaker 2:Yep, okay, if you want me to do that in a day, send me to an India airport where I don't know where the fuck I'm going alone. I'd be done, son. I loan. I'd be done, son. I'd still be in that airport waiting for the shuttle people dropping off dollars and shit, and I don't even know what they mean or how to spend them just hungry, yeah.
Speaker 2:And the other thing, send me that same music festival. But it's all like share in dixie chicks and like I can't leave, I have to watch it. You know, yeah, yeah, in that dry heat.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I had so much fun, though I'm going back. That's the great part. Oh nice, like every time I smoked weed dude, it was just like owie Dude. We had, yeah, just a fucking blast man.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:Like just like one of those trips where it's like seamless, where it's like seamless, where it's like no stress, like those are the best ones, like dude we had, so like same same thing as yours. Like just no I gotta just seamless, you know, like, like.
Speaker 2:As soon as I landed, like there, he was kind of like your hotel that was so good to you right um, and then, like I got to the place, I asked jacko if he had a villa and he's like, yeah, you can stay up there. You know it's the penthouse suite upstairs and that that's where I stayed. It was great. And then we went to a rock concert, just like you did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so the first day, right. So I have a meeting with a vendor. Get through that. We're on our way back to the hotel. There's a couple of people with me. They're actually our customers. Do they speak English? Yes, there's really. Do they speak english? Yes, they're there's really, but they speak english. So, but on our way back to the hotel after that first meeting, like he wanted to stop and check some stuff out.
Speaker 1:You know he wanted to sightsee whatever, and I'm like it's fucking hot, I'm like I, whatever, I'm done, I just want to go back to the hotel and just get in some cool air, you know. But we stop at this. It's called the Statue of Equality. Okay, that's what it's called, and it's a giant, and when I mean giant, it's enormous. It's 200 feet tall statue. It's a like a hindu guy, uh, with like sitting indian style, and he's, like you ever see, like the buddha statues, and stuff it's just like that, only he's 200 feet tall super cool okay, and 108 different little huts or little.
Speaker 1:They're all of these Indian gods. I guess I don't know exactly what they are, but there's 108 temples that are around him and the guy I'm with, he wants to go check it out. Oh my God, go check it out. Oh God, it's 102 degrees. I'm like, okay, we're here, I'll go.
Speaker 2:What time of day?
Speaker 1:It's in the afternoon, dude, it's hot as shit. So the worst part, yeah the sun's like beating down on you, Anyway. So we walk up and we're going to go into this interest deal and it's 500 rupees, which is nothing. It's probably like five bucks for both of us to get in. But you've got to take your shoes off, you leave those at this counter and you've got all your phones, all your. You can't have any. No metal, no nothing.
Speaker 1:And you got all your phones, all your. You can't have any. No metal, no, nothing. Yeah, you got to leave it all, either in your car or you can leave it with these people to track, gave them all that. I go through and the bathroom is beyond where you take your shoes off. Okay, so you walk in, take your shoes off, leave, leave it all, and the bathroom is through security and we we got to go like it's we've. We've been on the road for an hour, so we walk into an indian bathroom. Floor is dirty as shit. Those socks they're in church. I threw them away as soon as we got back to the hotel.
Speaker 2:Fuck yeah.
Speaker 1:So we go there and every single one of these little temples that they have, I swear to God, they're the same. I swear to God, they're the same. It's got a different name above the door, but they might have a little bit different color outfit on or something you just described.
Speaker 2:All the neighborhoods in Livonia, right? Have you ever been through those? No, those old war homes. No, there's pockets outside of Detroit where you drive through neighborhoods, dude, like four miles. It's all the same fucking house. Oh yeah, all the same layout, but there like 5,000 of them and the only thing different is the nameplate on it. That's all I can think about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that's yeah. So 108 of these, and there's like monks that are out in front of almost every one of them and they want to like hand you stuff and like put stuff on your head. And like hand you stuff and like put stuff on your head and, dude, I was just so done by like the third one. I just kept walking. This guy is like looking at him, I mean he's kind of walking too, but I'm just like I'm fucking over it. It's 102 fucking degrees. Yeah, there's some shade, but it's hot as shit. Oh my God, I'm not. I, I'm not.
Speaker 2:I feel like you're more patient than me. Dude, I would have really not given a fuck. Can you imagine me in that situation? I would have been like don't fucking care bud.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I didn't, but he's a customer, so he wanted to go check it out. How long were you there?
Speaker 1:It took us an hour to walk around the 108 temples and then. So we get done with that, and then we find the elevator to go up the 200 feet to the Buddha statue. We go out and we walk around that and it's just, there's absolutely nothing up there and we walk. There's a set of stairs that go all the way back down to where you came in, so and it's all open right. So you're out in the sun and it's hot as shit and you're walking up this, down the stairs and I was so over it.
Speaker 1:I got back to my fucking room. I'm like I am, this is so, I'm so done. I went back and fucking racked out. I was Dude, fuck.
Speaker 2:That's crazy yeah.
Speaker 1:Fuck that, but yeah, if you're ever in Hyderabad, was there a Taco Bell nearby?
Speaker 2:No, they did have a McDonald's. That sounds a lot like my host too, Like Jacko wanted to go see some stuff so he took me to a dispensary and then after that we went and got food. It was like very similar we dispensary. And then after that we went and got food and it's like very similar, probably we got. We did go to mcdonald's afterwards, but they don't have burger because they don't have, so like you can't get. Uh, there I put my dick in some mcchickens. Dude, we had chicken nuggets. Did it taste like yeah?
Speaker 1:they, uh, they weren't bad. It was kind of. I mean, the fries were. Fries were pretty decent. I, out of all the different countries that I've been to, there's only been one where they've really fucked up fries and yeah, but yeah. So we're sitting at this McDonald's, right, we're in the middle of India, and two girls walk in that I don't know if they were from the States, but they really look like it and I'm thinking to myself what are the odds?
Speaker 1:in the middle of India, in a McDonald's, there's going to be two chicks that walk in that are from the States.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But they didn't say anything, so they might have been Fuck them.
Speaker 2:They could have saved that whole situation, you know but, they just chose not to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, dude I.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's so similar.
Speaker 1:Not at all.
Speaker 2:Not at all, it's pretty much the same thing. Yeah, we had to go to like I don't know like two different places where we made up our mind on what fast food place to go to. Oh my God, no, we got pizza. Oh yeah, we just went and got weed and then smoked weed and then waited for it while watching funny shows.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it sounds so much. Same thing as going to a monk village dude. So so, on the way back, right. So I take. So I'm literally planes, trains and automobiles, right. So the second place I visit. I've got to take a train from there all the way back to Mumbai, which is seven hours on a train. The car ride from the airport to the second place I visited was a four-hour car ride and the roads, oh my God.
Speaker 2:I think what they do is they keep people from speeding.
Speaker 1:They'll, like, have asphalt. It'll be like a two-mile stretch of asphalt and then it's just dirt, like they just stop, they stop building, and then they pick back up, like it'll go 100 yards of dirt and it picks back up and it's asphalt. It's so strange, that's so weird. It is.
Speaker 2:It's the weirdest yeah.
Speaker 1:And they don't have stoplights.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:There's no lights. There's no.
Speaker 2:Dude, I wouldn't have done well in this, even with a customer. You know I'd be like hey, eric, you want to go sightseeing, like in fucking India?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, there's some places that are cool, dude, but not that place. It wasn't. I didn't, I don't know, but anyway, so we get. So I fly back from Mumbai. It's like a 14-hour flight, yep, well, six hours. I flew back to Hong Kong and then from Hong Kong to Chicago was like 14 hours. I get to Chicago and I've got like a three-hour layover and I find my gate. I get in there. We're all sitting. Flight's supposed to take off at 5.05. Okay, at 5 o'clock, everybody's there, we're all waiting. Nothing has, not a word, not a peep out of the person at the desk that says O'Hare.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not a peep out of them to say hey, we're boarding, hey, we're delayed, hey, we're whatever Nothing. Say hey, we're boarding, hey, we're delayed, hey, we're whatever nothing.
Speaker 1:505 comes and goes, 510 comes and goes 515 they finally get on the pa and say your gate has changed to and it's all the way across the fucking airport and we're like what the fuck? Everybody behind me I'm sitting like in the front row because I got there early and everybody I hear this like what the fuck? Going on, I'm like we're nothing, nothing is said, nothing. So we all get up and fucking run to the other gate because we're thinking that it's going to take off soon. We get to the other gate, everybody's kind of there. 45 minutes go by, nothing is nothing being said, nothing is being communicated.
Speaker 1:They finally get on and say, okay, we're going to board. This is 45 minutes after we get to the next gate 5.45?.
Speaker 1:Well, it's probably 6 o'clock at this point because, it took us 15 minutes to get to the other fucking gate. So 6 o'clock, they get. Okay, we're going to start boarding. Awesome, everybody boards. So six o'clock, they get. Okay, we're gonna start boarding. Awesome, we, everybody boards. We get on the plane, close the doors, pilot comes on. Yeah, sorry, we're gonna have a delay. We gotta wait for fuel. We sat on the fucking airplane for another hour, so it's seven To get fuel. Oh, my god, see, I was two hours late getting it because we were on top of the other.
Speaker 2:delay, oh dude.
Speaker 1:I got back to Grand Rapids and I'm like fuck this, this is yeah, what airline should we continue to use Brad? I'm not going to say Okay. I'm not going to say Okay, I'm not going to bad mouth you. It's probably not the airline's fault.
Speaker 2:Anyway it's probably the fucking airport Way to go. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:I mean it's yeah, there's so many things and there's so many things that go on inside the airport and behind the scenes. Yeah, but yeah it was.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude, the airport than behind the scenes. And yeah, but yeah, it was, oh my god dude, my my funny, uh, airport story that's so similar to yours. So, uh, so I'm in, uh, I'm in satan's waiting room right and I'm hanging out with jacko and it, dude, it's like seven o'clock at this festival. And I look at him and I'm like, oh fuck, dude, my flight's tomorrow at four. Should I check in? He goes duh.
Speaker 2:So I'm sitting there checking in and like I've bare bones, this whole trip, dude, like I got round trip for like 240, yeah, right. So I'm looking at it and it's like seat upgrade window with extra room, dude, 144, like this is 50 bucks. And I'm thinking myself like man, I haven't spent that much. Like maybe, maybe I should do it, you know. And, uh, I sit there and just kind of look around for a second. I look at Jacko, dude, without even blinking, and I go luck of the fucking draw dude. And I hit the fucking button for free, right, like, just like luck of the draw bitch, you know, like I can upgrade later, whatever it put me in the $140 scene for fucking zero dollars, nice. So the whole rest of the trip, dude, anytime, something went our way that was so. Luck of the draw motherfucker dude.
Speaker 1:That was so.
Speaker 2:Luck of the draw and anytime something didn't go our way, that was not very luck of the draw yeah, yeah so yeah, from now on, if I ever say luck of the draw, that's exactly what that means. Dude, like I was just super baked in arizona, exhausted at a concert, not in India. That I think could have been said to me Actually, I said that to myself a couple times. I talked to you right before you boarded.
Speaker 1:I was in the airport too.
Speaker 2:I was talking to Brad about fucking stupid episodes and things that he probably doesn't want to talk about, but it happened.
Speaker 1:I think you called me after the bombing that went on. I thought you were dead.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad you're alive, dude, it's awesome.
Speaker 1:It's so awesome you fucking did it. And anyway I'm glad.
Speaker 2:I survived too, because, as flawless and awesome as the U-Fest experience was, I probably smoked three joints before I left. No, I brought two, yeah, I brought four with me.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They were gone. We got in the Uber dude. I thought I was going to fucking die. So the Uber on the way out was like kind of a more street guy with like neck tattoos. We had fucking hilarious times with him.
Speaker 1:Dude awesome.
Speaker 2:I could do a whole episode on the fun conversations that we had with that guy.
Speaker 2:The guy that picked us up, though, dude, he was named Rich Richard and this dude showed up. So, like at U-Fest, it's like 11 o'clock, whatever, and we're starving. We're fucking waiting for an Uber. Jacko lives like 25 minutes from there. So this Uber driver shows up and he's like hey guys, I'm rich, but some people call me cool rich. And it's like what the fuck does that mean? It's the most awkward guy, dude. Like think about like an engineer or like that weird creepy janitor or that computer science guy at school.
Speaker 2:That dude's always fucking weird.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Like chop you into fucking pieces and turn you into wind chimes weird like hang your ears for wind chimes so he's playing music. It goes from the doors yep to the all-american rejects, to the black eyed peas and he's like fucking fist bumping and shit. It's so fucking awkward in there. We just got done with the concert. The last thing we want is music on level 30 yeah, and you ding Cool Rich.
Speaker 1:Right, not a good DJ, bud, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:He starts singing like Alicia Keys, out loud, dude. And that's when Jacko starts laughing. And I start laughing, dude, and I realize that if I look at him we're going to fucking lose it, dude. So this guy was so weird, dude. Every time an ambulance went by, he's like stay blessed, man, stay blessed. Every time, like, do you know how many ambulances are in Phoenix? Dude, like there's people getting hurt. It's fucking 100 degrees outside. Dude, If you take a nap on the sidewalk, your face is burnt.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Not like India, but, like you know, it's more charred.
Speaker 1:They don't have sidewalks.
Speaker 2:Dude, I looked at Jacko like and he looked at me and like we had the same look on her face of like don't fucking look at me, don't fucking laugh, we are gonna get chopped in a tiny fucking pieces. So we literally just kind of like straight faced it. Dude, like we started talking about like a taco bell order. Yeah, that bitch didn't bring us baja blast. How do you get taco bell and no baja blast? Latricia or whatever the fuck your name is, that blew our order like a 50 taco bell order.
Speaker 2:You blew it you know it, dude might as well call her lewinsky. With those mouth, that mouth, dude, and all the fucking mistakes she makes. She's known for blowing it, but dude, yeah, and that was like honestly one of the weirdest rides of my life. Like I will totally be way more fine with like just I don't know, not ever selecting an Uber driver named Richard. I will never. I didn't make this pick. That was not very luck of the draw.
Speaker 1:Brian.
Speaker 2:But all baked in the back of a car that, like you think, probably, you know, probably chop you up and throw you into some SpaghettiOs at home and then pet a cat.
Speaker 1:I'm very sorry for your experience, Eric. Thank you.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's so amazing to hear you say that Eric's just sold up a sign that says eat a dick.
Speaker 1:It doesn't. No, it doesn't, I don't think. Does it? Yeah, it does I really. He sold up a sign that says eat a dick, it doesn't.
Speaker 2:No, it doesn't, I don't think. Does it? Yeah, it does, I can read it.
Speaker 1:It says eat a dick.
Speaker 2:Oh man Well, how about a?
Speaker 1:TV Smiley.
Speaker 2:America.
Speaker 1:Top five time. I think it is Also kind of funny.
Speaker 2:We did not do a recap of the previous top five and that's okay.
Speaker 1:Maybe this is a good flow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because we went right into it, dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, it's been a minute.
Speaker 2:We said fuck you foreplay, I'm getting in it.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. We dove, in, dove in head first.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, long story short. We've had very similar trips to Arizona and India and I really dude. I was anxious as fuck. So like when I'm getting ready to go on a plane, like of course a brother's getting a little high before he goes, like dude, I was hitting my pen the whole way there because I'm leaving it in the car.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, yep.
Speaker 2:So when I got got the airport, made all those mistakes, man, it was awful. But like now I'm thinking about it even more, like, right, and I never put myself in your shoes either, like in this whole situation, like I'm horrible with directions. Can you imagine if I was in china, like when all the signs are in chinese?
Speaker 2:and people are speaking chinese like. It's like what the fuck? What the fuck, what the I'd be losing it. I would have never made it to India, dude, I would have ended up in the weirdest fucking place ever, like Russia, just because he couldn't read the signs.
Speaker 1:That's okay.
Speaker 2:You know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Luckily I had a guy take me to the plane.
Speaker 2:You know all the people that were hooked on phonics. He wasn't one of them. Oh that's another good one. So top five time. I think you should start your top five because I just kind of went with a story. But yeah, I'm so glad that we had similar experiences, dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, me too. I mean, they really sound similar. You know like everything All about it. You know Dude the whole.
Speaker 2:Yeah, same exact.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Dude, the bands that I saw there were fucking sweet right. Just like India, a Day to Remember was awesome, and so was we Came as Romans, point North.
Speaker 1:Dorothy.
Speaker 2:Dorothy yeah, fucking great dude, yeah yeah, dorothy. Yeah, fucking great dude, yeah yeah, I'm trying to think there's one more that I don't know, but yeah, it was fucking great dude. I'm so glad we had similar experiences. It's so good to share it. Right, yeah, it just feels like over coffee.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, I'm glad.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you had a good time.
Speaker 1:So my number one and this could be, you know, male, female, doesn't matter whoever. I think it would be awful or embarrassing, or this is number one. This is number one. Well, I'm going to go one to five. They're not, you know, necessarily like my top one to my one, one two three, one, two. Okay, that's my thing. Yeah, that's you know. I'm gonna say an inserted butt plug like in you like in, so when you do the arms over the head, then they would see it.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:And then you gotta do a cavity search. Right Dude, you'd have to.
Speaker 2:You'd have to wear those glasses with the cameras in it so you can get the shot of the computer.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna drop trowel and they're gonna see this butt plug sticking out of your ass.
Speaker 2:It's gotta be a weird shape like a dolphin or like something just odd, you know. Yeah, like a Tootsie.
Speaker 1:Pop that still has the wrapper on, oh shit. So number two I've seen a lot of them, you know, and that reminds me too. I've seen a lot of videos lately of, like these girls that have some kind of a something in their vagina that's glowing.
Speaker 2:I don't know why that's know that's so cool, but if they stick it's, you can find this.
Speaker 1:It's got like different colors. I don't know it's, you can find the scene. But if they were wearing vibrating panties, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2:It is cool. You'd have to turn the remote and hopefully it didn't get turned up in the machine. You'd have to turn it up right, yeah, it didn't get turned up in the machine. You'd have to turn it up.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, you've got to put it in the thing. Oh my God, yeah. Or your partner, whoever you're with, like, turns it on and you're going through the scanner.
Speaker 2:Dude, how are you?
Speaker 1:Number three oh fuck, have you had just a suitcase full of dildos? Oh fuck, have you had just a suitcase full of dildos? Oh fuck. But when they go through the scanner they all turn on Dude oh my God, and that's it.
Speaker 2:They're off. That's all you have. You don't have underwear.
Speaker 1:You don't have pants. You don't have shirts.
Speaker 2:All you got is a great big suitcase full of dildos, and you're going international too.
Speaker 1:They've got a long flight.
Speaker 2:Guess what motherfuckers are carrying? Same setup All dildos just turned on. They're right behind the luggage, that's all you know. They're the same.
Speaker 1:Right International. Yeah, it's going to be a long trip.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, oh, you don't want to touch that one, honey.
Speaker 1:Trust me, trust me. I know where that one's at. Call that one.
Speaker 2:Matilda, matilda the dildo, we're getting sticky situations son Number four, a rolling suitcase.
Speaker 1:This is definitely not a bomb in glitter, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Definitely not, is definitely not a bomb in glitter oh my God, definitely not, definitely not a bomb.
Speaker 1:Oh my God yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, what would they?
Speaker 1:do. I'm sure that when it goes through the scanner they're going to see that it doesn't have that.
Speaker 2:And you do the hands over and have the butt plug. You got the double whammy to go to that secret room, dude.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, You're definitely going to get the body cavity surgery. Can you just wait for the?
Speaker 2:radio Like we got a fucking other one.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Un-fucking-believable. This is the fourth today.
Speaker 1:And number five. So when you run your bag through the scanner there's always, you know, they got the x-ray machine and everything. So if you have metal lettering inside the cover, like underneath, and on the inside it says it's not gay if it's TSA, oh, my God and everyone, you kind of do the hand too.
Speaker 2:Hey, shilane, when you do the hands up, it's a spirit one. Yeah, this is a great thing, it's not game.
Speaker 1:It's TSA on the screen Dude. I really I don't know how they would react if somebody was wearing that shirt. I see people that go through and I'm bold, but like that's yeah, I'm bold, but like that's not a prank place. Right, yeah, that's why these are so funny. None of those people ever laugh. You can try to joke with them and try to talk to them, but they don't ever laugh. No. It must be like you have to have that character flaw in order to be a TSA agent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's all the people that didn't make it as like toll booth operators, those people who hate their lives too, are accountants, you know, like people that are just like fuck this shit. Yeah, you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to take a step in my future and tell people what the fuck to do. No laughs, no games all day, tsa. Yeah you. No laughs, no games all day, tsa. Yeah, you can't make them. Look, I don't know, some ladies near me were cool, same I'm not saying that they're not cool, yeah, I'm just they.
Speaker 1:They don't seem to have much of a sense of humor and that's probably because they've seen and heard and I mean, can you imagine being a tsa agent that kind of shit that you would see?
Speaker 2:on a daily. I got five really good ones that would make me hate my job if. I got promoted there. Yeah, their life sucks. They have people getting in the wrong lines all the time Wrong lines.
Speaker 1:They're trying to pass shit through that they shouldn't have like vibrators and dildos and shit.
Speaker 2:So I got a couple of good ones here. All right, what if you had a real life sex doll that was dressed like a flight attendant named Skyla, with handles on her, and that's all you brought with you, dude? And guess what she's here for. Emotional support in Beverages service Beverages. Yep support in Beverages.
Speaker 1:Now do you have to take her out of the bag? No, it's just the life size.
Speaker 2:We're talking like a five-foot actual doll with straps on it. You're walking it through. There's no bag, she's just out. No, she's just out.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Checked her in on a carry-on and you're bringing her in. She's got her own ticket. It's Skyla, you know. Oh man, I know where he'd put his beer too, if he needed the tray.
Speaker 1:Got the old cup holder there.
Speaker 2:Okay, here's a good one ready. Number two what if there were, like, furry handcuffs in your bag and attached to the furry handcuffs was one of the TSA agents Photo that's in the light. Oh, that's for later. I really like my pat-downs intimate man. Oh, wow, sarah, they're using your picture again. I'm like God damn, not again these creepy motherfuckers oh shit number three I like confusing things.
Speaker 2:I think that's funny. You know what? If it was just a box like a shoe box, okay, you brought nothing else and it was labeled butt stuff, emergency kit, and inside was a roll of duct tape, wet wipes and a whole pack of big red gum, nothing else. And it said butt stuff, butt stuff, emergency kit, with duct tape, wet wipes and a pack of big red gum. That's it. Can you imagine the look?
Speaker 1:on somebody like what the fuck, dude, you'd be talking about that for weeks. Oh, yeah, yeah, I would If I was a TSA agent. I'd be like what the fuck. Dude, I gotta check this out. I gotta check out this box.
Speaker 2:Okay, butt stuff, emergency butt stuff. How about this number four? And it's also kind of sex doll related, and I'm sorry but this one's in a bag, so I'll help a little bit. But a sex doll in a bag in a spirit airlines uniform with a name tag that says captain crotch, she gets me where I need to go, emotionally, physically, and of course I mean literally.
Speaker 1:Captain.
Speaker 2:Crouch. Oh man, those are back-to-back sex dolls. One's in a bag, one's not. That's a little different.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wonder what. I wonder if there's anything, do you think there's anything metal in? I don't know, I don't have one.
Speaker 2:So yeah, mine does. That'd be so weird. I don't know. I like human sex.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah.
Speaker 2:Unless the robot gives me compliments and feeds me tacos, and we'll talk about it. I'm good. Number five's a banger dude, a frozen cucumber with a GoPro attached to it, and in the GoPro is 47 minutes of footage. And then you're going to need to watch all of this before you board the plane. Oh man, the biggest dick-shaped fruit you've ever seen, with a GoPro mounted on it and inside is 47 minutes of footage. Nothing else, maybe a bucket hat. You might want to put a bucket hat for that one.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that's, uh, that's yeah.
Speaker 2:I really like the box-label labeled butt stuff. Emergency kit with duct tape, wet wipes and big red gum like what the fuck, like I'd be so yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I'd be curious. I'd have to ask questions like what the fuck are you using this for? What's the big red gum for what? What's going on here?
Speaker 2:yeah, it'd be kind of funny to get like bunch of VHS, like old school VHS porn tapes, put them in a hockey bag and just walk through with just porn, nothing else.
Speaker 1:Or those, what was that? The girls that were always showing their tits on?
Speaker 2:Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was like some guy that would always record the drunk girls, oh Girls Go. Wild yeah, all those tapes.
Speaker 2:That guy always seemed like such a creep. Yeah, he's got to be. I mean, all of us were thinking about going into the t-shirt business. So after seeing those ads, it's like fuck man, they did those ads. It's like fuck man, they did this for a shirt. Yeah, imagine what they do for a zip up hoodie. It's time to climb that ladder oh shit, yeah, oh man shit our next, probably episode is probably gonna be a little bit though, isn't it?
Speaker 1:we'll talk, we'll figure it out yeah, so I've got to travel again. Um, this one is just in the states, so it'll be better. Where are you going? We'll talk, we'll figure it out. Yeah, so I've got to travel again. This one is just in the States, so it'll be better when are you? Going. I'm going to Missouri.
Speaker 2:That's the same thing as India.
Speaker 1:Not quite.
Speaker 2:Definitely get the villa.
Speaker 1:I mean think, about how much comfier you were in India with a sleep number.
Speaker 2:Bed dude yeah, yeah. I heard the HBO's dope dude Like the porn and shit they show. Did you have a TV? No, no. Did you have any pot? No, that sounds like a bad trip. I don't want to get invited. The mattress.
Speaker 1:I bet the mattress was all, like everything three inches thick and that includes, like the wood piece that you're basically laying on a piece of plywood. That's neat. Yeah, I'm sure your bed was the same. You know pretty much, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Mine was a pull-out dude that couch pulls out, but I never do Not once dude, not once bro. Keep it pimping, keep it going. Keep it pimping, dude. I had so much fun, man. The best part too, like I don't even know if this is like completely true, but I called Jacko a couple days ago and we haven't talked since Arizona, because that was last week. So Yep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like a week from tomorrow. It'll be a week tomorrow that I was there and I'm talking to him. He's kind of talking a little different, almost like a guy in a movie. Normally when I call him he's like hey, what's up, motherfucker? And this time he's like hey man, how you doing? I didn't get the hint at all, dude. So I just go into it and I was like hey man, I'm just letting you know I had a blast in Arizona, but I did tell my wife about all the pussy that you had at your place. He has three cats, so I was like I did tell her about all the pussy at the house, but she was fine with it. You know, turns out he's with his mother and father-in-law in a fucking closed space. Dude, I hope they weren't an earshot, but like I'm, you know I'm kind of figuring some shit out. You know I made some mistakes, but I just thought that was so funny. Like here I am trying to drop a joke, dude, it's like bad timing. Yeah, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 2:The funny thing too is he was just in kalamazoo oh really yeah, but I think he had like a wedding and some other shit, I don't know. Yeah, it's probably one of those times where, like, I mean, his parents are here, his brother's here, his you know he's got shit to do. Yep, and also he just saw me for a whole weekend, so like go see, go see some other buddies and I get that like well, you know what, honestly.
Speaker 2:So now we should have an episode before the bark bauer, I think we are going to do one live from the bar we are yep we have a very interesting topic to go over, including the entire nation, and it's going to be quite awesome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's going to be a good episode.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Everyone's doing it.
Speaker 1:Well, all right, you got. Anything else you want to add there?
Speaker 2:People in Arizona are really pretty. It's way too hot there. Jacko's fucking awesome, the bands were great and it was very similar to India and I'm so glad that we were able to kind of cross that and make that connection.
Speaker 1:Thank you Right, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I'm glad I'm going back. Are you going back to India? I hope not. Never again, dude, I hope not.
Speaker 1:Did I ever tell you about the time I was at? This is one of the hotels in Mumbai and the guy at the counter I'm checking out of the hotel, I'm going to the airport and he asked me. He says are you here for business or pleasure? And I said business and he said out of all the years I've worked here, nobody has said pleasure.
Speaker 2:Not once, not once.
Speaker 1:Nobody goes to India for pleasure.
Speaker 2:Dude, that sounds like Des Moines Iowa here. Who's there?
Speaker 1:for just fun yeah.
Speaker 2:I like cornfields.
Speaker 1:A lot. I like corn, so does my wife. I like corn.
Speaker 2:There's actually 108 different cornfields here and we can go through and the farmers are going to give you a piece of corn when you go through. It's about five bucks to get both in. Yeah, they call Des Moines Iowa, little India. Yeah, just so you've been warned.
Speaker 1:Oh man, well, all right, yeah, I think we'll have the episode next episode here coming up in a couple weeks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, if you want to listen to the previous episodes, we are on Spotify, youtube, amazon. Go through and listen to those. If you want to get in touch with the show, it's rowdandloudy at gmailcom, just like it sounds r-o-w-d-a-n-d-l-o-d-y at gmailcom but other than that. Yeah, big titties and bald eagles.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm ready for some fucking cookouts, bud yeah, it's getting there, we're getting there and now is about to be the music Hell yeah, hey, everybody, Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the next episode. Ba-dum Ha ha ha.
