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Episode 15 - Self-love & Porn Hub
Ever wondered what people in your state are searching for on Pornhub? Prepare to be shocked, amused, and occasionally horrified as we pull back the curtain on America's most private online activities.
Armed with Pornhub's search data for 2023-2024, we embark on a coast-to-coast journey exploring what each state uniquely craves in their private moments. From Washington's evolution from "sensual sex" to "milking," to Alaska's progression from "sex doll" to "anal dildo," the geographic patterns are both fascinating and frequently hilarious. We couldn't help but notice Ohio's particularly revealing shift from "small dick" searches to "cuckold" content (confirming everything we already suspected about the Buckeye State).
The revelations continue as we break down the generational divide in porn preferences. Gen Z gravitates toward hentai and virtual reality, while Boomers surprisingly top the charts with searches for "strap-on" and "gangbang" – proving age doesn't necessarily temper curiosity! We also explore the stark differences between men's and women's viewing habits, with surprising discoveries about which gender searches more frequently for threesomes.
Throughout our data deep-dive, we uncover unexpected trends, debate potential explanations, and wonder aloud what it all says about modern sexuality. We wrap up with our "Top 5 Worst Possible Searches" segment – a competition to imagine the most disturbing thing someone could find in your browsing history. Fair warning: this section isn't for the faint of heart!
This episode marks our 15th installment, with our next three shows coming live from the upcoming Bart Bauer Bash. Have thoughts about your state's search history or want to share your own theories? Drop us a line at rowdandloudy@gmail.com – we'd love to hear what you think about America's secret online desires!
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Speaker 2:It's all about love. Today, baby, it's all about love.
Speaker 1:This is a different kind of love.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is personal love, this is making yourself better.
Speaker 1:Right, this might correlate to Eric'sic's mirror episode, you know way back in the day.
Speaker 2:What?
Speaker 1:mirror episode, when you're gonna put a giant mirror on your oh yeah, dude, look at my handiwork.
Speaker 2:This would correlate perfectly with that. So me and brad are armed with some data today for the top porn hub searchesub searches of 2023 and 2024, digging into some of the insights of personal love. We want to let you know this episode is brought to you in part by Astro Glide.
Speaker 1:Astro Glide.
Speaker 2:And also I can't say it, why not P Diddy's? And also I can't say it, why not Pee ditties? Baby oil, dude yeah that might be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's all right. You know it's our show, so we can say whatever the fuck we want.
Speaker 2:So if you want to know what we're looking at right now. It's 2023, United States top relative searches on Pornhub and it's all the states in the country.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we only did the United States, we didn't. I mean there's you can find out information for any country, anything like that. We'll cover a little bit of that, but we just thought it was a very enlightening, eye-opening result yeah, like some weird ones, I say we go left to right, yeah, top to bottom. You know left to right, top to bottom like nudist.
Speaker 2:Why do you have to search nudist oregon on fucking porn hub? Dude, it's the.
Speaker 1:Of course they're naked, they're fucking maybe you know, oregon's probably probably pretty cold, so maybe they're. Maybe they just want to see that.
Speaker 2:They just want to see people walking around in the nude yeah, and the weirder you get out there, like california asian stepmom like how specific is that you got.
Speaker 1:I know it's dildo ride dude.
Speaker 2:Dildo ride hey girl.
Speaker 1:It's like the magic carpet ride. Idaho potatoes it's the magic mustache ride.
Speaker 2:What if it was a potato ride? Because Idaho, you know, oh yeah, dildo ride. What is that? Is that an affair? Are you just like? Oh, oh, my god, it's the dildo world.
Speaker 1:It's the dildo world. It's the dildo world.
Speaker 2:It's the dildo world. It's the weird spaceship thing that makes you feel like you're going to barf while you're stuck to the side of a wall. And, of course, the dildo ride. It says seven tickets to ride the dildo ride.
Speaker 1:They upped it to ten this year. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God dude. The other one that's kind of shocking is Arizona Car sex. Okay, yeah, I just went to Arizona Hell's waiting room.
Speaker 1:Right. The last thing I'd want to do is bang out my wife in a car there.
Speaker 2:Oh, Like dude, it's so sticky. Yeah, Hot, sweaty yeah like you feel like you had a jolly rancher, just like melting on your body all day. That's how sticky gross it felt.
Speaker 1:I don't want to add to that Nevada Vegas.
Speaker 2:What the fuck.
Speaker 1:What a weird one that's weird Dude.
Speaker 2:Wyoming is into goth Like dude what the fuck, Like you'd think. Wyoming would be into like I don't know Sam Elliott or you know some like Toby Keith songs playing in the background while we fuck. What is?
Speaker 1:femdom, femdom, femdom, yeah, femdom, that's in Colorado.
Speaker 2:Dude, I hope the weed doesn't have a weird effect on these results.
Speaker 1:You hope it's not weed Femdom. I just want to be dominated by this human there's.
Speaker 2:There's a couple people that are just like really into themselves, like Hawaiians. Top search is Hawaiian, yeah, alaska.
Speaker 1:Sex doll.
Speaker 2:Okay, I've always wanted to visit Alaska, but now I'm having questions.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you guys like to watch videos of just like Veronica Well, yeah, but honestly that if you go to alaska there's a lot of people that live out in the wilderness are you justifying a sextile? I'm not justifying a sextile. I'm saying that might be the reason why there is so many searches of sextiles in alaska because they're trying to see what one there's's not a lot of people.
Speaker 2:But wouldn't you want to see more people on the internet? Then I wouldn't want to look at a toy.
Speaker 1:I got that in my garage.
Speaker 2:Her name's Veronica. She's got three settings Cool, aggressive and urban street, where she's just spitting on a dude, you know, oh man. Street, where she's just spitting that on a dude, you know, oh man, yeah there's some weird ones. Nebraska's rub like rub what like rub one off, like one out, but it could be like a body rub it could be what is a sex dick.
Speaker 1:I mean mean, Texas is creamy.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 1:And everything's bigger in.
Speaker 2:Texas, I know. Do you think they're talking mac and cheese? Though? You want your mac and cheese creamy. I don't know. I don't think they're talking mac and cheese.
Speaker 1:Maybe it's more like a cream pie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know anybody that goes on the Pornhub for better craft recipes. I don't think that's the thing. And then Louisiana's better craft recipes. You know, I don't think that's the thing right?
Speaker 1:yeah, I don't think that's louisiana's big black dick. Oh man, dude, if I knew that and I was african-american, I'd walk through bourbon street just like a fucking boss dude. Oh yeah, I know what you're looking, I'd be trying to with my wiener All day dude, all day Dude.
Speaker 2:Iowa right Cartoon porn.
Speaker 1:Like are they watching Lois Griffin, just get fucking rocked. Like what are they?
Speaker 2:watching Could be Ohio. What's Ohio? Small dick, small dick, oh my god. Further proof that they're fucking weird, I mean that might be a female search. Small dick. Dude, if I was Asian, I'd be heading down to Ohio right now. I can't catch those beads on my cock, isn't that awesome?
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, indiana Chubby. Oh yeah, man, michigan's bondage. Yeah, we're into bondage up here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bondage is in buttholes, tennessee's giantessy Giantess, giantess. That's likeessy Giantess.
Speaker 1:Giantess, that's like a giant lady, so like they want.
Speaker 2:Like David and Goliath were like Goliath's like a chick and she's a fucking huge dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And David disappears in there. Georgia, ebony solo I know Like the.
Speaker 1:Bible.
Speaker 2:Belt right Like Mississippi is furry, oh yeah. Louisiana's big black dick, alabama's fingering myself, and you have to think most of these people are dudes that are on Pornhub.
Speaker 1:Not necessarily. What the fuck are they going to finger? If they're fingering themselves, I think it's female dude.
Speaker 2:You never know, dude.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 2:Alabama. They've been really sucking in football dude and these searches might help explain. You know like dude they can't walk very good because they got fucking cucumbers up there.
Speaker 1:I have a question, Virginia smoking.
Speaker 2:Like they want a chick riding that dick dude while she's hitting a cigarette, looking like she just got done rooting for Jeff Gordon, dude, you know.
Speaker 1:All right, florida's fantasy, southolina high heels. That's kind of fucked up that's kind of weird.
Speaker 2:I wonder if they like the fish in the heel. You know, have you ever seen that where they have like the goldfish in the bottom of the heel? It's classy. Okay, what about west virginia? Nip slip dude, we got a bunch of people that were watching the. Super Bowl, the year that Janet Jackson flashed that titty. They're just looking to reminisce. Dude Nip, slip Right.
Speaker 1:Like what is that? Like what is that Dude?
Speaker 2:you're on Pornhub. And nip, slip's what you came up like cuddling.
Speaker 1:Illinois Ass eating. Nom nom, nom, nom, nom, nom nom. Wisconsin swingers, weird Minnesota. Did we cover? Tickling what the fuck is going on in Minnesota? Tickling, tickling, whatever. New York Body swap.
Speaker 2:What does that mean? Are you switching bodies? We're like the girls fucking the shit out of the guy, maybe.
Speaker 1:I don't know, Maybe it's, maybe, or like Freaky.
Speaker 2:Friday where they switch bodies. Yeah, Freaky Friday when I think of body swap.
Speaker 1:that's what I'm thinking of. I don't know, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 2:We're going to learn about it someday, someday.
Speaker 1:There's been wife swap, there's been family swap there's been. Maybe it's swapping bodily fluids.
Speaker 2:Thrupple in Maine. Oh yeah, Double vaginal in Connecticut Ow.
Speaker 1:And weird. That's like a double dong Maybe.
Speaker 2:No, that's like two dudes in the vagina.
Speaker 1:Oh, weird right Like that's like two dudes in the vagina. Oh, Weird right.
Speaker 2:Like right. How do you enjoy that?
Speaker 1:I mean, if you're a female, it might be enjoyable.
Speaker 2:I don't want to rub my dick together with another dude you do not touch tubes, that's a rule.
Speaker 1:Don't cross the streams, you don't ever touch tubes, dude.
Speaker 2:You know icon tags. Number one you can't do in that situation. Number two is you do not touch tubes, dude, and don't cross the streams. That is fucking Bush League, connecticut. You know it, big ass cop. District of Columbia.
Speaker 1:Yeah, glory Hole, maryland.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, like gas station.
Speaker 1:All right, let's go to 2024.
Speaker 2:All right, let's see what we're working with now. This is getting a little bit more up to date here. So we're going left to right again, starting with Washington, oregon, milking Washington. What the fuck, dude. Okay, what was it before?
Speaker 1:Sensual sex and milking. They need to get out more.
Speaker 2:Oregon is now furry and California is taking a big lead.
Speaker 1:Friends, mom.
Speaker 2:It went from Asian stepmom in 2023 to friends mom. It's like we've watched all these videos, okay.
Speaker 1:Ava.
Speaker 2:Devine's killing it and we're good on it. Nevada's still stuck on themselves.
Speaker 1:They're still searching.
Speaker 2:Vegas. Oh my God dude.
Speaker 1:Okay, Colorado went from Fendom to Footjob.
Speaker 2:Dude, what a bunch of weirdos out there.
Speaker 1:It's got to be the weed. Maybe they got some bad weed out there.
Speaker 2:Arizona's now like fuck the car, dude, that's hot in there.
Speaker 1:They understand that.
Speaker 2:Right, thank you. Yeah, navajo. Were they hunter-gatherers, brad? I don't remember, but I remember talking about them in social studies.
Speaker 1:Look at Alaska, dude. They went from sex doll to anal dildo.
Speaker 2:That is a step. That's a step. That's a person. That is a person, dude.
Speaker 1:That's still not a person, it's a dildo. They went from sex doll to just anal dildo. That's a chick with a beep beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep beep. You know, Might be a dude. Might be a dude Dude. You know, Might be a dude. Might be a dude Dude.
Speaker 2:North Dakota. Okay, so they went from loud wet sex and they're like we're taking a turn here. Lesbian strap-on sounds pretty good, Wow, Wow. South Dakota is like so far behind dude 2023, shower sex, 2024, hot babes, hot babes wow, oh my god, missouri dude.
Speaker 1:Missouri went from transformation to grandma oh my god what the fuck is going on in missouri. You were just there, I was. What happened? They call it?
Speaker 2:Little India dude? I don't know, that's fucking weird, dude. Okay, tennessee took a step back too. They realized that Giantess wasn't going to happen, so they went Chubby Milk instead, you know.
Speaker 1:Chubby Milk West Virginia. What?
Speaker 2:were they Okay? West Virginia went from Nip slip to fat woman.
Speaker 1:Yep, okay, ohio, what the fuck is cuckold.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude. Okay, this is why Ohio sucks. I'm sorry, but I'm okay with it Like dude if we ever tour, if we ever do anything like that which I could see happening someday yeah.
Speaker 2:Stay in the fuck out of ohio with it. I'm okay, like I'm, just it's different there. Man like dude. Okay, google what percentage of ohio votes for ohio state and then we'll figure out that they're. You know so, 2023. Small dick 2024. Cuckold do you 2024, cuckold? Do you know what cuckold is? No, it's when you're a dude and you're married to a chick and you watch her get fucked. Oh, really, yes, when someone says they're a cuck, that's what that means. It means they like to watch their partner get fucked Like live.
Speaker 1:Wow. Yes, that's why you stay out of Ohio dude yeah, that's why you stay out of Ohio. Dude yeah, there's not like dude, thanks for that's not a good place.
Speaker 2:Thanks for Charles Woodson, thanks for the Black Keys.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's not a good place. Massachusetts. Massachusetts went from orgasm. They were just trying to figure out how to have an orgasm before. Now they're going on to face sitting. Whoa, if you want to take a seat, I'll clear a place on my face. Yeah, oh my God, new Hampshire Dude. What the fuck? What was New Hampshire before Pierced? Now they're into enema.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude, Okay what the fuck Dude. Connecticut is getting weird bud Ready. They went double vaginal, which is the tube touching that we talked about earlier. That's totally a rule yeah it's like okay, okay, real, real quick, say there was a situation right where there was a room with one fucking bed, but it's huge and we were forced to sleep in said bed at the same time. Okay, there's rules that happen. I know this because I had a brother. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:Here's the rules. You can sleep butt to butt, you can sleep pole to pole, but you can't sleep pole to hole. You know what I'm saying? Like that's a fucking rule, dude. Right Pole to pole, fine Hole to hole, fine Pole to hole, no go. And one sleeps over the covers and one sleeps under dude.
Speaker 1:Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Like that's how you avoid man tact at all time with barriers yeah. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:It's not like the planes, trains and automobiles scene where they wake up and the guy yeah no, why are my hands stuck between two pillows? Those aren't pillows.
Speaker 2:Oh, gross Hershey's. Did someone get Hershey's? But yeah dude double vaginal to queef.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that makes sense. Okay, because if you've got two dicks in you, yeah, At a hot tub dude, now they're having a great time.
Speaker 2:Queefy hot tub dude. Should have been it, Because it's going to come out like you know. It should have been it, because it's going to come out like you know, dude, new Jersey people hate New Jersey people, so they're looking at Turkish people to fuck and Iranian people to fuck. Oh yeah, yep, maryland, what were they? Okay, dude, okay, okay, maryland matured too. They went from glory hole, which of is getting your balls blown by a stranger behind a fucking curtain or something to girlfriend, I want to meet her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to meet her now I've decided she's cool by me. Dude, what's up, baby, Come on that curtain.
Speaker 1:You got something on your lips. It'd be interesting to see what happens next year.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Where does Maryland go next year?
Speaker 2:Dude, louisiana is the place for African Americans. Big Black Dick and then Ebony BBW oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yep Georgia's into Ebony Homemade, florida's Cubana.
Speaker 2:Cookhold dude. I still can't believe the cookhold for Ohio.
Speaker 1:Doesn't shock me. They're just. They're just kind of fucked up there in maine, maine, what dude.
Speaker 2:Maine went from throuple to harry bush, and I think that's progress, dude I do harry bush, just like everyone. Pennsylvania dude everyone in Michigan in 22, 23 was a bondage and then it turned into Amateur Wife. I feel like they figured out hey, let's watch this girl with weird looking tits get fucked in a barn.
Speaker 1:Pennsylvania went from big boobies to naked women. See, they took a step back.
Speaker 2:They had Des Moines, iowa. They went back in time. Vermont went from POV blowjob to tattoo where it's like, okay, I don't want to see her anymore. She kept looking at me. Oh yeah, rhode Island was doggy style and now it's wedding.
Speaker 1:They really liked it. They really liked that doggy style. So now they're getting married.
Speaker 2:Dude, wisconsin, went from swingers to pee. What the fuck, yeah. But okay, hey, can you search something for me on your computer. What is ASMR role play? Adult sexual male.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't really want to search that on my computer. I don't really want to search that on my computer, no-transcript. But all of them up there, like New York, vermont, massachusetts, new Hampshire, all of them are. They're just kind of fucking weird. Up there, district of Columbia is riding, riding what Riding? A dick it has to be, but it was big ass cop before and now they're just riding. I don't know, maybe they're just riding in the back of a big-ass cop's car.
Speaker 2:ASMR. Role play is when everyday activities like getting a haircut, a massage or visiting a doctor's office are performed face-to-face like it turns into fucking.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, something like that. Okay, weird. Yeah those are weird dude.
Speaker 1:What the fuck, but the the whole top of the all those states up there it's weird the work dude.
Speaker 2:Iowa went from cartoon porn to work trip. The fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know. Minnesota, they went from tickling now they're into.
Speaker 2:Uh yeah, as they should be. So let's look at the top searches. The top searches of 2024 for the United States Hentai.
Speaker 1:Yeah. That's weird, that's like cartoon people like oh, I suck your dick, oh, I explode. So much.
Speaker 2:Oh, you want Taco Bell, you know.
Speaker 1:Yes, the answer is always yes.
Speaker 2:Rub my feet MILF.
Speaker 1:Then it's Latina, is the next one down? Then Milf, asian, ebony, lesbian, cream pie, big ass, big BBC, big black cock. Big black companion. Have you seen that video? No, big black companion. Have you seen that video? No, he's like dude. No, no, you can't use that.
Speaker 2:You can't use that anal stepmom anime threesome big tits, hentai latina so we go from hentai all the way down to big tits. You can almost make it a song, like hentai, latina and Mouth. So we go from Hentai all the way down to Big Tits. You can almost make it a song Hentai, latina and Mouth. Asian Ebony Lesbian Cream.
Speaker 1:Pie. It's like ABC. We make the ABC song.
Speaker 2:Big ass BBC.
Speaker 1:Anal step mom. Then we go from Big Tits to Animation.
Speaker 2:Which is a big one, that's up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's up. Yeah, that's up. 17 Black Furry Massage BBW. What's BBW? Big black women or big beautiful women? Big beautiful women.
Speaker 2:JOI, what's that Jacking off? I don't know what JO that Jacking off Instagram.
Speaker 1:I don't know what JOI is.
Speaker 2:Jacking off.
Speaker 1:Instagram POV Public Gangbang.
Speaker 2:POV is point of view.
Speaker 1:Yeah, gangbang, blowjob, cheating, trans Wife. Squirtingirting thick Latina and then mature. That kind of rounds off the search list of 2024.
Speaker 2:Dude JOI is jerk off instructions. It's for people learning how to drive their.
Speaker 1:Toyota.
Speaker 2:Corollas.
Speaker 1:This is how you grasp it. This is how you jerk it Stroke, stroke, stroke. Yeah. It's like the guy on the front of the boat Stroke, yeah.
Speaker 2:Stroke. Lower the volume, make sure no one's coming. Turn the volume up. Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, pause. Fake, walk to bathroom. Make sure no one's awake.
Speaker 1:So what's the next one we got here we got Men's favorites versus women's favorites. You go over the men's and I'll go over the women's favorites Japanese.
Speaker 2:Lesbian Dude. Isn't this weird? It is no think about this. It's Japanese, Vietnamese and Chinese. They're all kind of E's. Yeah, that's so cool, you know. Okay, Like when people get it wrong, it's like but they're all E's, you know, they're all part of the E's tribe.
Speaker 1:You Like, when people get it wrong, it's like but they're all E's, you know they're all part of the E's tribe.
Speaker 2:You're just trying to cover your ass from the last episode. Did I blow it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, when you thought fucking Hong Kong was in Japan.
Speaker 2:I knew that too. So Japanese I'm going to go over the men's list. Brad's doing the women's list. We're going to do it in an ensemble chorus Japanese.
Speaker 1:Lesbian Mouth.
Speaker 2:Japanese Weird Mature Mouth Anal. Anal Wow that matches, wow that's cool that girls are getting into that. I mean, you know it's cool, you know it is. Yeah, that's like a winning the lottery kind of thing, you know.
Speaker 1:Ebony Evening Threesome. That's a woman's favorites Threesome. That's one, two, three, four, five down Threesome.
Speaker 2:And that involves the butt, usually too dude, so that means they're down.
Speaker 1:Well, anal was right above it, so yeah.
Speaker 2:Trans, yeah, transgender, mature, lesbian, gente. Oh, thank you for giving me your cock Threesome.
Speaker 1:So that's just very interesting to me. So in the men's favorites there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight down as threesome, Five down in a woman's favorite is threesome. I would have thought that would have been the other way around, dude, I mean, I don't know, dude, maybe it's snowing out.
Speaker 2:She's looking at all the snow plows and she's like I want to get double plowed you know, I want to get plowed dude, double plowed dude, yeah dub plowed, not the same hole, though. That was weird. You know, like you don't touch tubes, you do not touch tubes, not up in here don't touch the tubes, all right?
Speaker 1:uh, so you were at threesome, I'm at ebony hentai transgender amateur popular with women.
Speaker 2:That's fucking stupid. That's weird they probably want to be being cuddled and then when they're done, they like compliment them or something like wow, you really did good, you're awesome, you know big tits big dick, asian cream pie, cream pie.
Speaker 1:Oh, gangbang cream pie gangbang.
Speaker 2:That would be the worst name of a metal band ever, no man, ever dude Live from Australia. It's Creepy.
Speaker 1:Gig.
Speaker 2:Big oh shit.
Speaker 1:Featuring Big Dick Brazilian.
Speaker 2:And French.
Speaker 1:Bisexual male. What the fuck dude.
Speaker 2:Wow, Viewed more by women compared to men. Scissoring dude. I'll bet that's sponsored by friskers, though that's in every art class Dude if I was a lesbian, I'd wear a shirt with just the friskers, like the scissors.
Speaker 1:Oh, hell, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:Duh, duh, friskers. What does that mean?
Speaker 1:It's like you just have to give them a look. Come on, you know pussy licking. Oh yeah, solo male that's viewed more by women.
Speaker 2:Wow they want to see guys. Jack, I want to get fingered I mean and my question to the girl is how many knuckles do you want it? You know what I mean, because here's your first knuckle, here's your second knuckle and here's your third. So are they wanting triple knucklers? You know what I'm saying like triple knucklers.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. Triple knucklers, they want it. Three knuckles deep dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, three knuckles. Find the change in the pay phone. Find the change in the pay phone.
Speaker 1:Three knuckles deep Lesbian.
Speaker 2:Bisexual male.
Speaker 1:Weird Reality, that's reality.
Speaker 2:You know what that is right? It's like real life situations where people bang.
Speaker 1:So they're like hey, what's up?
Speaker 2:We're like on a camping trip.
Speaker 1:Is that like when the plumber stops? Yeah, like hey, what's?
Speaker 2:up Heard you had some licky pipes. Or like did you order a pizza, heard? You ordered a large sausage. You know, like something stupid like that threesome again, again and then romantic and gangbang are right by each other and I feel like that's wild to me you know like gangbang no, just like those are complete opposites of the spectrum.
Speaker 2:Romantic to me is like, you know, rubbing a flower on her titty and like saying what's up, and I think gangbang is more like you know, like you're, you know, like I can't breathe, kind of you know, oh, my God, oh shit, like muscular men's one that doesn't like.
Speaker 1:Oh, double penetration again, yeah.
Speaker 2:But it's not the same hole. They would specify Hardcore and bondage. So apparently girls are down for fucking like scissoring dude, which I think is so weird. Dude Like you rub lip on lip. You know, it just doesn't make sense to me because I'm not used to that right.
Speaker 1:There's something that like Well, I have news for you, eric. Yeah, you're not a lesbian.
Speaker 2:Well, I have news for you, Eric You're not a lesbian. Well, we have a lot in common, so that's why I'm speaking out about it.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. You don't have a vagina.
Speaker 2:I know, but like, okay, follow me here. We have a bolt and we're used to a nut going on that bolt, right, and that's what makes us, you know, go. If somehow two dicks could fucking touch and make themselves go, it's fucking weird to me, right. Yeah, but they can do that, dude, right. Like they can put bolt on bolt, dude, or they can put nut on nut and it works. That's so cool.
Speaker 1:It defies gravity. They might be scissoring with a strap on.
Speaker 2:Oh that's neat, that's fucking science, but do you get what I'm saying? Do you get what I'm saying, though? Like right yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, we don't get it because we're not lesbians.
Speaker 2:I'd like to learn.
Speaker 1:If someone wants to, you know.
Speaker 2:You can learn it on Pornhub.
Speaker 1:Dude Michigan Search is going to be all fucked up next year and the next category we have is a generation of the searches for Gen Z, gen Y, gen X and Boomers.
Speaker 2:Gen Z is 18 to 24. Gen Y is 25 to 34. Gen X is 35 to 54.
Speaker 1:And Boomers is that 55 plus and they are getting fucking weird. Bud, they are. Yeah, let's go. So you cover the gen z and I'll cover the gen y and then you cover the gen x and I'll cover the boomers. How about that? All right?
Speaker 2:gen z is like into vertical video and what the fuck is that that's where, like you get to jerk with um your phone like this instead of like this. That's all it is, I'm pretty sure, really, yeah wow, okay, uh, hentai. There's a lot of that, a lot of these categories it's because they watch that dragon ball z and they're like I want to fuck that like oh yeah, you know, yep yep, but really they're wanting to fuck a guy because more than likely the dude created that character.
Speaker 2:I take bank tank. Yeah, that's so cool. I just, you know, I couldn't do it. Uh, gaming I don't understand what gaming could be. It's like hey, you want to play some Call of Duty?
Speaker 1:I mean, maybe it's the gaming characters, Like a lot of the characters Like in Grand Theft Auto.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of hookers, so there might be some, because what I was thinking when I thought gaming is like, I pictured a guy wanting a girl to be played. Like hey, you want to play some Call of Duty, he's like I'm going to get a chair, you know. Oh yeah, I'm just pouting some noobs.
Speaker 1:Or she could be down on the knob while he's playing the game you know.
Speaker 2:These fucking noobs dude, these fucking noobs dude, these fucking noobs dude.
Speaker 1:Just getting down on it like a.
Speaker 2:Like a you know Dude virtual reality. I think that that's like the type of porn where you're watching, like one of those virtual reality headset things.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. Cartoon things like the oh yeah cartoon. Can you imagine for the, for just a moment, the day that the virtually virtual reality, like the headsets, like you? What was that movie? Uh, demolition man with arnold schwarzenegger no, no, it wasn't arnold schwarzenegger it was uh that's fun nope, nope, nope, I don't know Shit.
Speaker 1:I can't remember Sylvester Stallone and I can't remember the other guy, but they had that virtual reality. They put the headsets on and they were having sex with each other, but it was just virtual reality, like that's how they had sex in the movie. It was really weird, does it?
Speaker 2:count, if you know. If screw doesn't go into bolt you can't make a baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they could do it like because your brain controls everything right, so they were able to get there without the penetration.
Speaker 2:That sounds dumb, really fucking weird. That sounds really dumb to me.
Speaker 1:Why would you ever want to do that?
Speaker 2:Why would you want to fuck in in search music on pornhub gen z? What is this? Like dude? This band sucks ass like you want to suck this cock. She's like oh my god, yeah, like music yeah I don't know sfw safe for work. Let me tell you kids out there, 18 to 24, you fucking dumb dumbs. No porn safe for work.
Speaker 1:That's not a thing, it's just not a thing.
Speaker 2:What does that mean? Like you don't show the face, or like you don't show the nut in the mouth. At the end, like, oh, it's not that bad.
Speaker 1:It's all blurred out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like parental advisory, but a censored CD.
Speaker 1:Right yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they. They blur the comms, so it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1:All right, Gen Y 25 to 34. We got FMM. What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Female, female Male Male.
Speaker 1:Okay, tattooed women Parody Popular with women. I don't get that. I don't understand that one at all. Popular with women?
Speaker 2:I think that there's got to be a category now on there because we're realizing women are looking at porn too. Where you know earlier, when it was started, it was probably just for men. So it's like popular categories of women.
Speaker 1:That could be Romantic Japanese brunette fetish.
Speaker 2:I wonder what kind of fetish they're into. I hope that you're not mad, but I got a romantic Japanese brunette fetish. You know, weird dude, that's yeah Gen X Dude. Okay, so Gen Z is kind of weird, like music cartoon. Gen Y makes more sense.
Speaker 1:Romantic.
Speaker 2:Japanese brunette fetish Gen X, 35 to 54, and that's, that's smart. You know you're gonna, you know you search big titty compilation, you're gonna get like 30 videos in one right, yeah it's just american. Oh shit, I'm gen x dude. I'm like speaking on behalf of it now role, we're just smart, we're just smart. Okay, feet, I just don't get the feet thing, dude.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of people, though, dude, that love feet Like, do they?
Speaker 2:go up to, like you know, say they're in New York, like do they go to the Statue of Liberty and just start beating off when they see the statue's foot? I mean maybe Blonde Fisting dude Ooh, fisted sister. F fisting dude oh, fisted sister. Fisted sister. Ebony threesome and transgender. Oh yeah, weird. That's a weird. Group compilation, roleplay, feet. Blonde fisting.
Speaker 1:Ebony threesome transgendercom yeah, you guys are fucked up yeah, well, I'm in that group too. Yeah, true, yeah, okay, boomers. This is interesting this is the most interesting one of them all, the first one of boomers. This is 55 years old and plus strap-on. That's their first. That's the number one search. Then it goes to gangbang. Naturally, double penetration.
Speaker 2:Hand job. Wait one second, we've got to pause. Only because of this podcast am I going to start looking at double penetration differently, you know. Does that mean tube to tube, like? You know, like what Right it could be, it could be? We've seen that a lot on here and it's like. Now I wonder about the tubes touching. Right, because if you're see, perfect example, if you were a woman it'd be cool. Right, because they're like no, we scissor and then we blah, blah, blah. You know we add the cream, you know Right, but as dudes way, and that that scares me. So I wonder oh, tube to tube, yeah, grab the lube, we're going.
Speaker 1:Oh man we're getting french fries oh, hand job, hand job.
Speaker 2:The fuck wants a hand job i't know. When's the last time you had a good hand job where you're like this is awesome. It's been a long time. I've never had a good hand job Actually, I have recently.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, the only good hand job I've had is one I've given myself, right, right, you know, yeah, touche, and that's what we're talking about BBW.
Speaker 2:That could either be Big Beautiful Woman or Big Black Woman.
Speaker 1:It could be Either or.
Speaker 2:Or, like BB King's wife, dude BBW.
Speaker 1:And then the next one is vintage. What's vintage I?
Speaker 2:think that it's like I don't know. Like that must be, they're looking for people that are having sex, that they're or they're like fucking on Richard Nixon pictures or something Like. We're at a vinyl shop Fingering. I'm going to finger, bang, bang you and once again with the fingering. Okay.
Speaker 1:We got a knuckle here Got aering.
Speaker 2:Okay, we got a knuckle here. Got a knuckle here. We got a knuckle here. Are they looking for a triple knuckler, a single knuckler or a payphone knuckler?
Speaker 1:I've seen a picture out there. It's an older guy and his wife. And they're standing next to each other. And her shirt his shirt, yeah, his shirt says I like to finger paint, and on her shirt it says I'm paint.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that's great Dude. That's awesome. That's about as good as our other t-shirt ideas. Like my vagina has no gag reflex or eat at your own risk. That's a good one, yeah.
Speaker 1:Eat at your own risk. And then our last one is bisexual male. I wouldn't expect that from these voters. That one has come up quite a bit too. I think it's a bunch of tube touching bud.
Speaker 2:I think there's tube touching going on here.
Speaker 1:Tube touching, bunch of tube touching that's weird. Yeah, that makes me really wonder.
Speaker 2:I'm going to touch some tubes. Only got $5 in my pocket. And then we have the most viewed categories of 2024, right, or did we already go over that? We did, we did. We already covered that no, we didn't.
Speaker 1:We didn't.
Speaker 2:This one.
Speaker 1:Oh, we did the most searched terms of 2024.
Speaker 2:Most viewed categories.
Speaker 1:Yeah, most viewed categories this is our last one.
Speaker 2:Which makes sense. Anal.
Speaker 1:Japanese. That's come up quite a bit too.
Speaker 2:That's interesting.
Speaker 1:I wonder what it is about Japanese.
Speaker 2:Oh, I suck your dick so good, I enjoy it so good. I think it's more of a I don't know maybe a fantasy, but it also not being weird, but it also could be related to all the hentai stuff that's going on here.
Speaker 1:oh, yeah right yeah, that's a, that's true that's a close second right.
Speaker 2:Let's like nickel back to daughtry. Not much, not much different you know right. And then there's a lesbian, mature, ebony, transgender, that's uh, that's come up yeah, and I just want to know to no, I'm not going down that road. Hentai amateur, popular with women again yeah it's like it must be, that must be a category that people pull out of their pocket to get their wife to watch porn oh, that could be I just solved it solved it.
Speaker 1:You know, solved it like you solved this straw.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, I'm straw, master, asian again, big tits cream Cream pie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, verified amateurs. Okay, how are they?
Speaker 2:verifying that they're amateurs. Not a lot of people have watched the video. I don't know.
Speaker 1:That doesn't mean that they're amateurs.
Speaker 2:And I'd like to admit that none of the searchers from Ohio made it into the top categories.
Speaker 1:I don't see small dick or cuckold here, no, no, and then we've got big dick.
Speaker 2:Verified amateurs again no that's.
Speaker 1:We've got to go down a big. After big dick, it's big ass. Oh, and then public gangbang, public gangbang. Those are right next to each other.
Speaker 2:That sounds like somebody left a Prius in a parking lot and a bunch of homeless guys and girls were like let's fuck in this Prius.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's public gangbang and then bondage, so all three of those are kind of you could have a public gangbang bondage, female orgasm.
Speaker 2:Sounds like somebody's searching. That's like 14.
Speaker 1:You know, yeah, brazilian, brazilian, french female orgasm and Brazilian rounds out the bottom of the list, wow.
Speaker 2:That's weird. Milf is cool, anal is cool. I understand that Japanese. Yeah, milf is cool, anal is cool, I understand that Japanese.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not sure about that. Lesbian obviously.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, and it's sponsored by Friskers Dude. What the fuck man? This is so weird when you look at it.
Speaker 1:It is when you put it all together and all the data. There's a lot of people that are into Japanese hentai and anal.
Speaker 2:MILF is a huge thing too.
Speaker 1:MILF and.
Speaker 2:I believe that was started from American Pie. Yeah, stifler's mom.
Speaker 1:Yep Stifler's mom.
Speaker 2:MILF, milf, milf. Yeah, stifler's mom, yep, stifler's mom. No, no, no. That video, that movie, those movies supposedly take place in grand rapids. East great falls is east grand rapids really yeah, so technically jim fucked that pie in michigan dude then came in his pants twice and didn't fuck the girl right after dude.
Speaker 2:Think about that guy's legacy, dude. He fucked a pie. Then he came in his pants twice while his classmates watched. Then after that he fucking shaves his dick and does it out the window. It goes on the wedding cake. Then after that he super glues his cock to his hand because he starts jerking off with super glue instead of lube.
Speaker 1:Poor guy, yeah, he's not having a good time. He's not having a good time no but he did get. He did get the blowjob under the table.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that was cool, yeah I told you about one of my dreams. Right, I want to meet jason biggs in a bakery. Dude, I'd walk up, grab a fucking cherry pie. Just start punching the fuck out of that thing. Dude, put the lid on top. Can you sign this? It's your first girlfriend don't tell me you've given up on old cherry charlene here oh shit, oh man uh is it top five time?
Speaker 2:I think it's top five time. So the assignment which I nailed Today Was the top five worst searches that your wife or Roommate or somebody or partner. Would you like to go first or second?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go first, because I think that yours are probably gonna be they're a little bit a little bit darker than mine, but maybe not this last one's so ridiculous dude just so over the fucking top so my number one.
Speaker 2:I can't believe I wrote this dude.
Speaker 1:Like with my family at home, you know. So my first one here how to numb an asshole without someone knowing? Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Dude, or while they're sleeping.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, without them knowing, or while they're sleeping, why they're well, yeah, without them knowing, while they're sleeping. Whatever way is the best way to do it. Yeah, and that could be with your roommate, dude, I do you have?
Speaker 2:I put a ring doorbell on my butthole, dude, it would let me know. Anytime anyone was there, I would know I'd have proof and number two two sisters, one brother, threesome, what the? Fuck. No see, if that was an ohio thing I'd understand two sisters, one brother yeah oh man.
Speaker 1:It's a whole family affair.
Speaker 2:Two sisters one. Oh my God, that's so rude.
Speaker 1:It's so dark. Number three how to convince your wife to be a hooker. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Hooker starter kit dude, oh my God, With real life instructions. Real life instructions.
Speaker 1:Okay, number four. This one is bad Necrophilia orgy, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Is that a bunch of dead people? Yeah, oh my god, dude. Oh my god, that was bad. Oh, that was bad dude. What is it? We're the oh my god, morgue gangbang dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, whores of the Morgue dude. They show all of them.
Speaker 2:Two of them are alive, the other one's just nearing, like I'm easy and I'm fucking dirty, sir it shows her like that, oh shit.
Speaker 1:And then number five ShitOnMyChestcom. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, it's a whole super graphic website that all it involves is just poop. Dude, just like girls wearing it like war paint. Dude riding cocks and shit with little curlies on their fucking like a mustache of it. Oh Jesus, you took that a little too far, dude if you think that's too far, wait the fuck till I get done. All right, wow. All right, wow so that's my top five, and real quick.
Speaker 2:I want to thank everybody that has been listening and let you know that our next couple episodes are going to be kind of wild, because we're going to do them live from the Bart Bauer Bash. What that means is we're going to do a three part series. We're going to be pretty fucked up, but we have decided that season one is going to be 20 episodes. This is episode 15, so that should get us to 18.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somewhere in that ballpark, depending on how long we go 15 plus 3, I think the last time we all carried the 1. I think that's 18.
Speaker 2:And we might do a recap episode, so maybe 21 episodes you know what I mean Like where we do the 20 episodes. We do one that's a little special, like where we go back and look through funny fucking moments that happened and kind of relive it. Hell yeah, all right. Well, I want to let you know that if the kids are in the car or anything's going on right now, you should get them out of the car and continue listening.
Speaker 1:This is not child appropriate.
Speaker 2:All right. So the worst porn searches that can be found on my computer by my roommate or my wife oh man, I can't wait. Double-fisted donut stuffers cream. Double-fisted donut stuffers cream. Filling gone wrong dude, what does that mean? Double-fisted donut stuffers Sounds like dudes are fucking donuts. Double-fisted donut stuffers Sounds like dudes are fucking donuts. Double fisted donut stuffers. The Amish plow boy butt plug adventures what the fuck does that mean Amish what? Amish plow boy butt plug adventures. Oh my god, what does?
Speaker 1:that mean I don't know.
Speaker 2:Number three weird thing you could find on my computer Swamp donkey cream pie. Oh my God, is that an animal? Swamp donkey, swamp donkey cream pie. That's all it says. The fourth, the fifth is just so ridiculous, dude, I'm kind of geeked. All right, we opening act though. Number four ready, furry friendly german shepherd gang bang, not with actual dogs oh man number five puke on me and then fuck me shithead. Oh my God, dude, I just did a bunch of videos where I did some puking on a chicken bag. Oh man Wow.
Speaker 1:Do you want to hear the ones?
Speaker 2:that didn't make it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Fisting, bigfoot Clown, car orgy, the public urinal glory hole, and then I went kind of in a weird public urinal and then I went down a weird path where I was just kind of doing movies, because I was watching a movie and I was high and I was like this makes sense.
Speaker 2:So house of a thousand dildos, starsky and snatch okay, like bruce almighty, but juice all tidy, dude, harold and Kumar, bang your mouth, dude, american Pie, the Pie Strikes Back. John Stick instead of John Wick, and instead of Top Gun I have Top Gum, top Gun, I have Top Cum, full Moon, furry Orgy, gate Me to the Moon and Back. Now it's more categories Granny, gang Bang, ass to Mouth, necrophiliac Roleplay. Dude. Like what could you do? Like I'm alive, like not for long. Rigamortis Can't stop this cock, kind of thing.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, diaper fetish.
Speaker 2:What about fingering a Thanksgiving turkey? What if that's all it said? Dude, it was just somebody just getting in there. Oh man, what if someone searched on their computer Sarah Jessica Parker's butt cheese? That's it. She's the ugly girl from Sex and the City.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Or pie fucking. I thought that would be hilarious to find on someone's computer how to fuck a pie with.
Speaker 1:I bet somebody's looked that up.
Speaker 2:What about the Blumpkin Bombers? Do you know what a Blumpkin is? It's a whole team that comes out. They're ready for the challenge.
Speaker 1:The Blumpkin Bombers. Do you know what a Blumpkin is?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's gross. It's when you're getting head while you're taking a poopy. Yeah, cleveland Steamer Clit Queen. I thought it would be a funny combo to have on there, and then Rosie O'Donnell's anything.
Speaker 1:You know Anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, porn's funny.
Speaker 1:I cannot believe we made it through that dude.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I can't fucking believe that we made it through that. You have to realize that I wrote that with my wife and kid in the house like sleeping. And I'm over here like clean the steamer butt bombers, cut commander. The pie strikes back, dude. Like what? The pie starts like fucking humans, dude, it's like.
Speaker 1:It just gobbles up his cock. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Frosty the snowman had a deck of snow. He could only fuck a bitch if her pussy was real cold. Dude, there's got to be all sorts of weird stuff Like imagine if they actually, like, opened the floodgates with it and, like, showed us more of it. It would be really dark and weird.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'm surprised there wasn't more aggressive things Like what, like I feel like America's pretty angry right now, and then everybody like I feel like it would be more like I don't know, chain up, you know, or something. Well, that's bondage, that's. That's where we live.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:At least we're not cuckold and small deck like Ohio, you fucking bitch dude. Yeah yeah, that's weird. Or a foot job dude, like who wants to get jerked off by someone's feet, like dude.
Speaker 1:There's people out there, that's their thing.
Speaker 2:I didn't even realize cleaning your feet was a thing, because like I can't reach them, dude, I'm like six foot three, I'm fucking huge.
Speaker 1:Dude, there's people like there's ladies out there like OnlyFans, that just show their feet and they're making millions. Yeah, because they're showing their feet.
Speaker 2:That's so cool. That's an honest living right there, dude. Hey, what do you put on your resume, dude, right? Hobby Lobby Manager.
Speaker 1:What's this? You know? Hobby Lobby Manager.
Speaker 2:Foot Photo Foot Finish Talent Group.
Speaker 1:Foot Photographer.
Speaker 2:Manager, foot photographer, Tell me about what you did there. Oh yeah, absolutely. Well, what I did there is I took pictures of feet. You get all creepy and just kind of look at them.
Speaker 1:I took pictures of feet.
Speaker 2:That's weird, hey you know where does it go, though, from there Whatever floats your boat, is it like? Feet in sandals, or is it like feet in ketchup?
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm sure it could go in many different directions.
Speaker 2:Feet in maple syrup. See, I'm just thinking right now of anything foot-related. That would turn me on, Like if a foot was inside a cheese and steak quesadilla from Taco Bell and I got nothing. I'm turtle-showing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got nothing. I'm turtle showing, yeah, you know? Yeah, I got nothing. That's not my thing.
Speaker 2:I don't know, though. Girl eats entire quesadilla, then fucks guy. That could be cool Like I could roll with that. I could get there.
Speaker 1:Right yeah, man Girl visits Taco Bell, brings Taco Bell home to her man and fucks the shit out of him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1:It's like your dream dinner.
Speaker 2:I forgot Baja Blast but otherwise you know, dude girl slams quesadilla and feeds boyfriend Baja Blast while fucking him. Dude, I'd click right on that. I don't care what she looks like, let me enjoy this, oh man.
Speaker 1:Well, that's it. That's it so. I hope everybody's enjoyed the show. I've laughed my ass off. You didn't go as dark and as deep as I thought you might. That's what she said especially in Ohio because she's looking for a small dick, you know while her husband watches. Right.
Speaker 2:But I mean Brad me not going dark and deep, I'm just. I'm not rebuttaling here, but my last one was puke on me and then fuck me.
Speaker 1:If that is not, you know yeah, but they weren't all like that. Puke on me and then fuck me shithead the ones that didn't make the list, like the necrophilia and the rigamortis.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What was the rigamortis one?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but if it was a necrophiliac one, I'd probably call it cracking open a cold one. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Cracking open a cold one, jesus Wow.
Speaker 2:Wow, I think we did it. I want to thank, you know, did it?
Speaker 1:I want to thank I want to thank Friskers. Oh dude, yeah, I want to thank Friskers.
Speaker 2:I want to thank Taco Bell, I'll do that shit for free oh shit.
Speaker 1:and if you ever want to get in touch with the show, it's rowdandloudy at gmailcom. R-o-w-d-a-n-d. L-o-u-d-y at gmailcom. R-o-w-d-a-n-d-l-o-u-d-y at gmailcom.
Speaker 2:Or text us at 665-444-987. Just kidding, use the email. Yeah that's it for the show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to be live the next ones are going to be right from the Bart Bauer Bash. It's four days away now and we're going to be right from the Bart Bauer Bash. It's four days away now and we're going to be pretty fucked up. Yeah, it's going to happen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's going to be good, they're going to be good ones. Those are going to be nice.
Speaker 1:So we're going to try to do half-hour shows, we're going to do a three-part kind of mini-series.
Speaker 2:Probably more like 45. Probably more like 45.
Speaker 1:Yeah we're probably going to have some people sit in and do some interviews People that are there, so it's going to be good, a little three-part kind of cover the days.
Speaker 2:I did call Kermit the Frog. He is busy that day but we're going to find a replacement.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure All right everybody. Hope you enjoyed the show. Thanks for listening. Thanks for staying with us. Okay, Really appreciate it.
Speaker 2:Peace out and make love to yourself everybody.
Speaker 1:Make love to yourself Episode 15,.
Speaker 2:we done we done. It's now time for you to go and you know, do your thing.
Speaker 1:All right, we've given you some ammo.
Speaker 2:All right man, all right, peace out. Catch you on the next episode.
Speaker 1:Alright, we've given you some ammo. Alright man, alright, peace out. Catch you on the next episode.
