Rowd & Loudy Comedy Podcast
Welcome to Rowd and Loudy, the podcast where two blue-collar best friends from Michigan take you on a wild ride through life’s highs and lows. Whether we’re swapping stories from the jobsite, sharing laughs over backyard beers, or diving deep into the struggles and triumphs of everyday life, we keep it real, raw, and relatable. Expect a mix of humor, heart, and hard truths as we navigate the chaos of work, family, and friendship—all with a Midwest twist. Tune in and join the crew for a weekly dose of unfiltered conversation, a little rowdiness, and a lot of laughs!
Every episode features funny stories, funny moments and a top 5. The top 5 is unique because we do not share our top 5's with each other until we are live on the air.
The catch neither Brad nor Eric knows what the other person is going to say, the shock value is incredible. This is a comedy podcast about all the fun stuff in life.
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Rowd & Loudy Comedy Podcast
Episode 19 - Shop Talk, Glove Painting, and Ohio State Haters
After a month-and-a-half hiatus, Brad and Eric are back behind the mics with a whole new dynamic - they're now coworkers at a machining company. The chemistry remains electric as they catch up and dive into stories that could only happen in the wild world of skilled trades.
The episode hits its stride when Brad shares what might be the most baffling workplace story you'll ever hear: a 50-year-old employee who decided to paint an industrial boring mill by dipping his leather glove directly into epoxy paint and smearing it across the machine. This "Smurf blue" disaster left permanent marks and immediate unemployment. Not to be outdone, Eric counters with tales of construction site shenanigans, including an employee caught by an automotive company VP in a compromising rooftop situation that somehow didn't result in termination.
Between workplace horror stories, the hosts dive into their shared Michigan football pride, taking shots at Ohio State while defending their team against recent sign-stealing accusations. Their regional rivalry banter showcases the natural friendship that makes this podcast feel like you're hanging out with your funniest friends.
The episode wraps with their signature Top Five segment, counting down movies that should never receive sequels - from tearjerkers like Old Yeller to historical dramas like Schindler's List, all delivered with their trademark irreverent humor. As they announce plans for their upcoming Season 1 finale and tease potential format changes for Season 2, it's clear these two are just getting started.
Looking for workplace stories that make your job seem normal by comparison? Hit play and join the conversation - we promise it's better than watching someone paint with a glove.
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Welcome back to the Roud and Loudy podcast. It's been a minute. This is episode 19. Holy shit, and we're coming at you. That's one away from 20. 20? We're going to do kind of a season-ending recap. Yeah, you know it's been a minute. It's been about a month and a half since we've been able to record Probably be a longer episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like partly us talking about, you know yeah, different episodes random shit like we do, and then also we'll be on it talking about the funny moments. So it will be kind of a hybrid episode, but it'll be worth it oh yeah, you'll enjoy it dude, so I don't know why it's so. It's so weird for me now because I don't know why it's so. It's so weird for me now because I don't get to tell you things with shock value anymore. Right, Some? What kind of right?
Speaker 2:Kind of like. I met Chris today you know, like if if anybody has been listening regularly, like Chris, is like one of our, one of our main people in the beginning that like listened and would always like he was our number one. He was our only fan couldn't fucking like that guy more if I tried. I'm serious, I absolutely loved him, dan. It's a great guy, fantastic guy, like uh, I don't know. I talked to him about motorcycles, talking about biking, talked to him about oh yeah, just life dude like just wonderful human being.
Speaker 1:I had such a great time like I think both of his daughters rode motorcycles as well. That's cool. I'm pretty sure that's so cool man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he told me that he was an instructor for motorcycle training. Like that's passion, that's so fucking cool, though, like dude, all fucking day. If I could teach people how to order taco bell off the app and save money and how to properly roll a dube and then go to a concert like dude, I'd be teaching that right now. We wouldn't even be fucking making this shit, dude you know what I mean?
Speaker 1:right, yeah, if you want to crunch wrap people out there that are listening. Go on the fucking app, get a lux box let me ask you a question on like youtube and stuff. I'm sure there are plenty of episodes or plenty of videos of showing people how to roll a dube right yeah, but all three okay.
Speaker 2:so, three saving you money? Okay, dude, because weed's a process, so when you it, you have a plan, but it just goes out the window, which is what leads you to Taco Bell. Okay, so, if I can show you how to fucking roll it properly and save some money for what you know you're going to do, Right, hey, you should try it.
Speaker 1:We have the technology right at our fingertips, right here, yeah, at the studio, studio, dude, this is a studio.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck, dude, it is, it is, it counts it counts.
Speaker 1:We got four walls. We've got some acoustic dampening stuff on the sides here, on two sides in a pattern that makes it look like art.
Speaker 2:I will say that, and I like that you know what I mean. I like the the it looks like art the flippity doodah is what I like to call it doodah. It's a good name for it, uh-huh, but yeah, dude I was dude, that was so cool, like, and I'm so glad you didn't tell chris oh yeah, that it was me from the show yep, because I I parked and he was in the parking lot and I was talking to him.
Speaker 2:I had to get some stuff. Like dude, you know me, I take a second when I park, dude, it's just who I am. I'm not a dick, it's just I got to get myself grounded and then I'm going. You know what I mean, and he had no idea that I was the guy from that.
Speaker 1:So we established that in the parking lot. Oh yeah, yeah, parking lot. Oh yeah, yeah, he called me.
Speaker 2:Did it go good? Did I, did I do good? No, what the fuck? Really, are you fucking kidding me right now, bro? Are you fucking serious dude? You gotta tell him now I'm just fucking with you, okay, my god he called me.
Speaker 1:He's like dude, I feel like I got set up. I'm like no shit. He's like yeah, what set up how?
Speaker 2:I don't like I didn't tell him that yeah, you were the guy yeah, dude, I was good, I was leaving for that and you had this look on your face like I know something you don't know and now I fucking get it.
Speaker 2:Yep yeah, but and then you got me again in this conversation thinking I pissed him off and I was like dude. When Because, honestly, I knew from the get that that dude was a dude I liked. You know what I mean. I was like I'm going to fucking do right by this guy. You just meet too many Chaz's dude with like a Chaz. You know it's like hey, what's up, man, I'm Chaz. You know it's like hey, what's up, man, I'm Chaz, I'm from such and such fab shop.
Speaker 2:And let me tell you, we can do it. You know it's like the same fucking, just recycled dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like the dude that showed up from our site from Big Metal Company.
Speaker 1:It's the same person Big Metal Company. I like how you put that. Yeah, big Metal Company, dude, we've had nothing but problems with them. I swear and it's like I've never had this kind of a situation with this company. Ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 2:All I've ever known them for is being excellent. Yep, it all started when I had to listen to this first off Michigan State student talking to me. What does he have to say?
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? Nothing intelligent, okay, can I?
Speaker 2:get someone that's educated to talk to me. I'll take it a little more seriously.
Speaker 1:At least they weren't from Ohio, Dude.
Speaker 2:I had to sit through this like hour and a half presentation. Yeah, fuck Ohio dude. I've been just hating on Ohio so hard. Well, I mean there's a good reason for that Dude this whole scandal with Michigan that's going on with their football team, like where they got accused of sign stealing. Let me clear the air real quick for everybody. Sign stealing it's called scouting dude. There's high schools that send people to the team. They're about to play games. Yeah, they're looking at their hand signs. It's just common.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So Ohio State got all pissed off because we've been just fucking wiping the floor with them. We own them Four years in a row. Yeah, kiss the end, bitch.
Speaker 1:It's going to end at some point. It's going to, it's going to turn.
Speaker 2:I don't want to live in that world.
Speaker 1:The cycle is going to come around.
Speaker 2:Brad, it's a cycle.
Speaker 1:Hey. I'm just being honest, I'm being real.
Speaker 2:No, I do not need the eulogy right now. We are on top. We are going to continue to be on top dude, we are yes, absolutely yeah. Let me ask you this. Okay, let me ask you this Okay One team goes 15-0, beats their rival, wins their conference and wins a national championship. The next year, a team loses to its rival, loses in the Big Ten championship and wins a championship. One's 13-2, one's 15-0.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know how Ohio State got to that point, bullshit.
Speaker 2:I don't know how that happened. It's point, it's bullshit. I don't know how that happened, it's just bullshit. Yeah, but I digress, let's move on my daughter's like I like 21 Pilots and I was like where are they from? She's like Columbus Ohio. I was like I don't like them.
Speaker 2:And then I started thinking Matt Reif was hilarious dude. Licked up his bio. Licked up his bio. Where is he from? Columbus, ohio? Oh, yeah, out. You know Shane Gillis sounds a lot better, if you ask me. You know Burt Kreischer is doing some really good things with his life. Who's Matt Reif again? You know, it's like I blinked him out of my mind. Dude, it's the ultimate. Like dude. If they're from Ohio anywhere, not just from there, but, like you know, anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not my scene, but yeah, we've been. So yeah, eric and I, we've been working together for a month, just over a month.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the last time we spit into these mics, we didn't work together yeah, we didn't work together yeah uh, now it's a daily.
Speaker 1:We're at each other's throat all the time.
Speaker 2:Brad's like you, better do this you fuck face.
Speaker 1:You know, I just you know. My thing is just do better.
Speaker 2:I've been trying so hard to do better and I haven't gotten one report card from you that says do better on it other than that pretty fucking awesome having a great time.
Speaker 1:I'll make sure and put that on your report card no, but yeah.
Speaker 2:So brad came from a metal, a place that works with metal. We work at a place that does machining.
Speaker 1:Now, yep and uh. It's kind of this. I I've been in this industry for 30 years, just about.
Speaker 2:And a common misconception that I heard is actually a lot of people that hear machining thinks that you build machines.
Speaker 1:Well, I used to.
Speaker 2:I know but like when a company is labeled machining a lot of times that's a misconception.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Right, it's like it's precise cutting, it's milling, it's drilling, it's boring, it's tapping wire grinding, yeah, all that stuff yeah it's fucking great it's it's awesome lately, like because I don't know. I feel like me and brad are taking care of the customers the right way and it's been not done right for a long time yeah, we're definitely trying to, and it's it feels you know, and I just like being able to look over at, like my boss and be like eat a fucking dick dude.
Speaker 2:And he'll look at me and be like eat a fucking dick dude. And it's like this is the world I want to live in. It's kind of like that taco bell conversation that we had a lot of thought on. Yeah, by the way, baja midnight have you seen commercials for that, for taco bell? No it's like a new baja blast. It's purple. Yeah, try it was it good I gotta try it sober, because I was so high when I got it the first. No, I was sober when I tried it.
Speaker 1:Wow, yeah, it's a, it's a shoo-in really yeah, I I'll have to give that a shot the next time I go to taco bell.
Speaker 2:I have, since I tried it, been to the drive-thru during happy hour two to five at Taco Bell. If you go through the drive-thru at any time. Two to five you get a medium drink for a bug.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So I got two.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, can I get two Baja Midnights to Lucy? One thing, you know what I mean. That's how that went.
Speaker 1:Right, oh shit, yeah, I'll have to try that.
Speaker 2:But yeah, we work together now. That's fucking dangerous.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 2:We got to invent some games, though, like. We got to create content too, like, and that's, you know, that's got to be a little bit of a focal point when we in a bucket, you know, and that's what we do during our break, dude, it's content for the radio.
Speaker 1:Okay, we can come up with something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I saw two people high-low joust once, that was really cool. So there's two high-lows that's going to be difficult because we don't have one. Yeah, we'd have to purchase two high-lows but I just want to let you know where my head's at.
Speaker 1:We could just get in our cars and get jousting sticks and joust in our cars.
Speaker 2:Okay, picture two old popcorn bowls that an employee found, put tinfoil on, put it on their head. Each of them would get on fucking high lows at the shop with broom handles. Dude, it was hysterical. Oh my God. I will not tell you where, but one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I would not go out for a ciggy break all the time just to watch this. It happened every day a boss was gone. That's awesome. And the whole shop united.
Speaker 1:Did anybody ever get impaled?
Speaker 2:It got to the point where some people were betting. That was hilarious. Yeah, like Fight. Club, but on high lows oh my god, yeah, somebody did get pretty hurt.
Speaker 1:I'm sure Not like broken arm but like I'm surprised that somebody didn't get impaled, because those things don't just stop on a dime.
Speaker 2:It's worth it, it's worth it, it's worth it.
Speaker 1:I've heard of high-low racing Nothing's fair in Love and War dude. There's high-low racing. I've seen that.
Speaker 2:They were almost set to idle when they're going. It was like five so watching it go. So, but like the looks on their face and then like the panic as they got closer, like it just made it, I don't know. I truly like one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed on the job. That's awesome.
Speaker 1:Uh, I had a guy. This was back at the first tool shop that I worked for. Yeah so this was back at the first tool shop that I worked for yeah Tool and die shop, and I was night shift foreman and I've had a guy start and he was probably there a month and he brought his bike.
Speaker 2:How old of a guy.
Speaker 1:He was probably. I would say he's somewhere in his 50s.
Speaker 2:Or right around 50. And, most importantly, what kind of a guy?
Speaker 1:I'm not being weird, I'm just like Well, I'll tell you the story and then you can decipher for yourself what kind of a guy he was. Okay, so he brings in his Harley he rode a Harley. He brings it into the shop and where we were there was an overhead door that came in and it was probably a 30-foot or maybe 40-foot to the center aisle and he pulled it in and got to that center aisle and did a great big circle or like a half circle burnout and like went down the aisle in the shop, the center aisle, turned around and did one down at the other end.
Speaker 2:What time is it when this is going on?
Speaker 1:We're night shift, you know, so it's probably 9, 10 o'clock at night, something like that. But I was just informing him. I'm like I come over. I'm like what the fuck are you doing? Well, I was just, you know, bringing my bike. I'm like you realize that you laid rubber. There's black marks in the middle of the aisle. What do you think that people are going to talk to or say tomorrow?
Speaker 2:morning when everybody comes in Like you got to clean that shit up dude. Well, really, well, really, yeah, yeah, really. If you ask another stupid fucking question, I'm giving you a toothbrush, am I clear, right, yeah?
Speaker 1:So I don't know, I don't know how long it took him to.
Speaker 2:I don't think he ever got all the rubber off there why? I don't know, so you tell me what kind of a guy he is, did he keep his?
Speaker 1:job, I mean for a little bit, so I'll continue. So this is my story for the night. Same guy, oh God.
Speaker 2:How many years past this incident?
Speaker 1:Oh, it was probably weeks or maybe a couple months after this incident. He wasn't there that long, so we had a large machine in the back of the shop and it was old. It was a boring mill, if you know what those are, and it was a pretty, pretty good size boring mill and we were tasked with. We just kind of moved into this shop or into this location in this building and we're tasked with getting the machines cleaned up and repainting them and all of that.
Speaker 1:So we uh we got the machine all cleaned up. Everything's spotless.
Speaker 2:You're trying to sell this machine?
Speaker 1:No, we're just cleaning them up, so the shop looks good, yep. So we get it all cleaned up, all the oils off, everything you know just really good. And we had this paint. It was a special paint. It was like Smurf blue, okay, and it was a special epoxy like you mixed it. Yes, it was just that color, okay, and you mixed it so it was epoxy, so it got really really hard so it wouldn't chip and come off the machines. So this guy is tasked with painting this boring mill, okay.
Speaker 2:How big a machine.
Speaker 1:It's probably 10 feet tall Shit and it's probably four foot by four foot on the main beam and then the table was eight feet by four feet or something like that. It was a good-sized size machine and we didn't have to paint everything right, we didn't want to paint over all the machine surfaces just where the old paint was. So he mixed up this paint, got it all, and he um, so I'm like I'm working elsewhere, I've got other shit going on, I'm doing some other machining, doing whatever. I come back like three hours later there is literally fucking paint all over the floor, all over the machine, all over. I mean it is fucking everywhere Smurf blue paint all over the. And this is like a brand new floor, like it was just sanded, just poured.
Speaker 2:It's epoxy paint. It's epoxy paint. It's not just your normal like yeah, it's not when that shit dries it ain't coming off. Why was it so like why?
Speaker 1:I'll tell you why. So, instead of using a paintbrush, like why? I'll tell you why. So, instead of using a paintbrush. Okay, this guy is taking, you know, those big leather gloves.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's dipping that in the paint and then rubbing the paint on the machine with the glove. Why, why? I am not fucking. I am dead serious dude. Oh my God, why I have not fucking.
Speaker 2:I am dead serious dude. Oh my God why. I have no fucking idea, but he thought that was the right thing to do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's a Buckeye. So the next, so this, okay, so this is happening right and I walk over and I'm like, oh my God, my jaw hits the floor, my heart goes into my stomach because I'm the one that's getting fucking blamed for this shit. Oh my god, now I should have gone over there long before three hours went by, but I figured you know this guy. He's an adult, he's 50 years old. You should know how to fuck the, where the fuck to put the paint and how to paint. I hand him a paintbrush. It was, I mean so the next day, like this paint is dry. You can't. I mean, it's on the floor. He's got a fucking. You know those, uh, the blades that come out like you got a handle on them and you've got that exacto blade yeah he's got that on the floor, scraping the paint off of the floor.
Speaker 1:I think it was like three days later he was gone. As soon as he got the paint even remotely off, the floor cleaned up, he was gone. Wow, I'm like holy shit.
Speaker 2:Can you tell me about why the other places fired you? Because I am dying?
Speaker 1:I'm dying to know. I'm dying to know. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I wish you wrote his name down and knew it, because he would be a great guest. Oh yeah, imagine what the fuck he's going to say. I don't imagine what he's going to do to your driveway.
Speaker 1:So when this guy was done well, I mean, obviously he was fired and his last check like I didn't even want him to come to the shop, so I delivered, I hand delivered his check to him. Oh my God, I'm like, here you go, here's your last check, no need to come by. What was it like when the people came in in the morning? Oh I God, I'm like, here you go, here's your last check.
Speaker 2:No need to come by. What was it like when the people came in in the morning?
Speaker 1:I wasn't there. I'm sure that they were super pissed. I'm leaving a note for everybody.
Speaker 2:I'm sending emails out to let them know that's going to piss you off too, because it reflects on you too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was the one that was. And the next day, like they came up to me like what the fuck happened? I'm like I just, I went through the whole thing. I walk over. He's painting the fucking machine with a glove. Okay, that's. I don't know what you want me to say. There's nothing I can say. I handed him a paintbrush, he decided to use a glove. Okay, and it was like you know.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:The cheap, not even real leather, just the pleather.
Speaker 2:When you walked up to him did he have that puppy dog look in his eye like I did it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, and I'm like what the fuck are you doing? He's like what it's done. It wasn't done by that point, but I'm like done done beats.
Speaker 2:I mean done beats perfect done beats perfect.
Speaker 1:But I mean like there was paint like you know, because there's gonna be cavities and stuff like that in the casting. I mean they're just like puddles of paint in the casting. It's not going to dry, it's just dude. I was dumbfounded. That is the worst experience, the worst.
Speaker 2:Employee you've ever worked with yes by far the worst. Oh no, I got to try to think of one now. Dude, what the fuck man, was that a big shop there?
Speaker 1:was. I think there was about 13 of us on nights at the time, so it wasn't a real big shop. But man, yeah, by far the worst, the funniest and the worst. Like what the fuck are you doing? Like who?
Speaker 2:paints with a fucking glove. How do you think this is a good idea, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, my God, yeah, I mean there's paint dripping off of your glove as you're coming from the paint can to the machine. Like, didn't bother to put, like, plastic down. I mean even that if you put plastic down and you wanted to paint with a glove.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, I still don't get it, I still wouldn't got it, but at least it wouldn't have been all over the floor it doesn't add up buddy no you know, uh, he was probably on something. Wow, man Wow. I'm just dumbfounded I have such a visual in my head. I can't like.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm sure that my face, walking up to the situation Is about like yours is right now, like you, fucking idiot dude. What the fuck are you doing? Oh my God, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've seen some really fucking dumb decisions, like I was at a place where everything was going fine, well-established company in Kalamazoo construction right. They spent like $1.3 million on an app and it was to relay more information to the customer. It's almost like a portal, whatever.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:After they installed this in their software. They can't send a bill for like six months. They can't invoice a customer man.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like I've seen some shit that'll just blow your mind and the lady that's responsible for the app Promoted. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, I can't make this shit up.
Speaker 1:Wow yeah. Can't charge can't send an invoice for six months. So, you have no income for six months, basically yeah, and she gets promoted, promoted, perfect, yep, that's our society now yeah, the boss that I worked for had a backlog in this company of like 11 million dollars.
Speaker 2:the guy that's there now has a backlog less than a million, also promoted. What did he do before construction he ran? I shouldn't have said that we should blur that.
Speaker 1:We can blur that.
Speaker 2:He ran medical, he ran medical facilities. But yeah, dude, I've just seen Dude, same company man.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So Dude, same company man. Yeah, so we got a phone call from a very large manufacturing company.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:Automotive.
Speaker 1:Okay, like large automotive, yeah, like one of the big three, maybe 100% Okay. Okay, all right, so we get a call and we should paint a picture, so people that don't work in the industry of machining or fabrication or anything, just the trades in general, just the trades, the automotive, the big three are by far, I would say, the most demanding. Oh yeah, and critical of everything.
Speaker 2:Your appearance, everything, your union status, your, whatever it could be. If they want to play a dumb card, they will.
Speaker 1:All the time.
Speaker 2:Yep, so the time.
Speaker 1:Yep, so continue.
Speaker 2:So we got a call at this company and construction is a crazy fucker. So we were working on a building and there's an extension on the building. They were expanding the factory a little bit. Big three again, one of our workers dude. So the company I worked for was like more hvac, so he's on the roof right. Yeah, we got a call from the vice president of that company.
Speaker 1:Like, like the vice, like the like vice president of one of the big three companies. Yes, okay.
Speaker 2:And she has just spotted one of our employees bigger fella Yep Shitting on the roof.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute, like actually shitting on the roof. Shitting on the roof dude Like a metal roof and it's just plopping on the metal roof.
Speaker 2:He's probably got a five-gallon bucket, but yeah, he's on the roof, so and she's witnessed this, she's watching this. As she fucking calls too oh my god like, and everyone was so dumbfounded and um you know, I'm not saying I took that call but uh, so it got asked, you know when was this right now? I'm watching shit come out of his ass right now on the roof of the big three.
Speaker 1:Vice president comes for a visit only comes certain times, like probably like a couple times a year.
Speaker 2:Dude looks out her window dropping a deuce oh man, so the same company that did the app had, like I don't know, a day to prepare for this guy coming in. Yeah, he comes in. Legend has him. That. They asked. You know he sit sit down. You know all the top dogs in the room and yeah you know why'd you sit on the roof? You know we just got a call. You know it's our.
Speaker 2:It's a big customer and yeah well, you know what's going on and I guess he like took his hat off and just explained like ma'am, you know, like, uh, megan into the bathroom is 40, 40, 45 minutes away because he's on the roof of an extension.
Speaker 2:So like, by the time he gets a ladder, gets down, you're talking a long time and then the walk that he has to go to take the take it to the bathroom. So he just explains that to him and the guy that was such a hard ass before this meeting and what he was gonna do to this guy because he was pissed, just goes all right. Well, that makes sense. Let's the guy fucking stay there. Dude, I saw people get fired for, you know, doing a paperclip wrong. And then I saw another dude get you know an email from an employee of a scandal saying that I watched you know your guy that works at a big hospital. There's rumor that he's fucking one of our employees oh the guy's married, right brushed under the rug, still works there.
Speaker 2:So like it's one of those places where it's just like, so political, it's so stupid man and the boss that I had one of the best bosses I've ever worked for, if not the like you know what I mean. Like, just you would love this guy. You would fucking dude, you get along with him, famously. Yeah yeah, his name is Mike, that's all I'm going to say. But, dude, you would love that fucking guy. He's a professional fisher. He's on the professional the world fishing tour. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What is that? Professional fishing?
Speaker 1:Like the bass tournament.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but like it's actually like there's actually like an act, there's a letter, for it's like yeah, I don't know what it is, I don't know, but he's whatever. That top tier is where you have to like have a certain boat to get it. You have to like qualify, like yep, he qualified bass master, he does all those and shit okay yeah, dude's about baller man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he got fired. No one knew why. All I knew is that, like the next time I saw him, dude, like I like almost wanted to give the dude a hug because it was like, man, you're normal and everyone else here sucked, you know, it would be like if you had a fellow michigander in columbus, like you know, when, you walked in an office and it's like dude. What the?
Speaker 1:fuck is out there, right? Yeah, what the fuck are we looking at? Dude Right. Everybody else in here is crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they still watch Honey Boo Boo and shit. Who watches Honey Boo Boo? That?
Speaker 1:bitch was annoying.
Speaker 2:But yeah, he kept his job, dude.
Speaker 1:Wow, shit on the roof.
Speaker 2:Same place where I made the book club bandits. Oh yeah, they wanted to start a book club at a construction company. Great idea. Yep, I know you're shocked by this Same place, you know. Nice, the book club bandits I believe they created a Dungeons and Dragons at this place. Oh Like for employees, which is also like businesses. You don't got to be involved in our social life, where it's like a weekly.
Speaker 1:Yeah. You know, Like that's not like it's, it's just. That's a weird reality that doesn't need to come true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't need to do personal stuff at work.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, I don't. I mean sometimes it's cool. So you know it's like to go and hang out with people that you enjoy working with yeah. But every week like yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2:I don't jerk off where I shit. You know what I mean, you know what I'm saying. Oh, shit. That's the way that America, america, america does run on Dunkin'. Dude, you gotta tell at least some part of the teabag story. I want to hear it. No, I'm not going there.
Speaker 1:You can't use a name. I'm not, nope. Okay, that looks brutal. That is a story that I don't even feel comfortable sharing because of what happened and the situation Awful. I have no idea how there's people that either aren't in jail, sued or dead.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, that's not a story that and it's such a white thing, dude, right like I'm not being weird here, but it's like a white tradition to like mess with people when they pass out in certain places. And I don't get that. I've never got that, dude, because it's like if you draw on my face and you stick a carrot in my ass, I will fucking, I will come at you like a?
Speaker 2:carrot in my ass. Yeah, like schwab fell asleep, we stuck a carrot in his ass. You know, like like dude, something like that, like dude, I'm coming for you, dude, I'm good, it's oh yeah but like there's no other group of people I mean other than in columbus that would like mess with you when you're sleeping and shit that's not a thing amongst other places like that's not.
Speaker 2:uh, yeah, a yeah, I don't know. We did have a rule in college that we'd fuck with you a little bit if you passed out at our party with your shoes on. Oh yeah, that was our rule, yep.
Speaker 1:Yep, yeah, I just it happened. It's not anything that I don't even want to tell the story just because it's so bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I just feel awful.
Speaker 1:I wasn't even involved in it and I feel awful for the guy. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:You still can't drink tea to this day. Right it just makes me all sad, frowny face.
Speaker 1:Yeah so.
Speaker 2:We might need to just cut that out. No, that's fine.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's fine.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:That's fine. I'm just not going to tell the story. Dude, my bad.
Speaker 2:It was so ridiculous. That's why I brought it up.
Speaker 1:No, yeah it is that is short of the painting with the glove and that didn't even happen at work, like it was on their personal time, but everybody found out the next day.
Speaker 2:If we have painting with a glove painting service.
Speaker 1:And we never use a glove, you know.
Speaker 2:Hi painting with a glove.
Speaker 1:Why does your name say painting with a glove? Let me tell you the story.
Speaker 2:It does, but it doesn't.
Speaker 1:We don't use gloves. We don't paint with gloves. We use gloves, but we don't paint with them.
Speaker 2:No, glove all love. That's our fucking saying dude oh shit, oh man. What if? He ended up like It'd be so much cooler if that story ended with him making it somehow Like yeah, he works down at Benjamin Moore, he tells everybody which shades to use. Now, oh, dude, you might, you know.
Speaker 1:He probably liked to huff the paint, I don't know, maybe that's why he was all fucked up.
Speaker 2:He was giving you that blue glove treatment, dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was giving you that blue glove treatment dude? Yeah, he was the blue man group. He was like the initial beginning of the blue man group, I think.
Speaker 2:Dude. Oh my God, it started a cult. He was blue long before the clues came involved.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, right, yeah, yeah, he was blue. Get a clue, okay.
Speaker 2:What an idiot dude yeah.
Speaker 1:It was bad, it was awful. I mean, there was other things that he did, but that was kind of like the cream of the crop, the top of his.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's out there, buddy, yeah it is.
Speaker 1:It's awesome, though. I've been really pondering that ever since.
Speaker 2:I've been told that now, kind of like the other thing I brought up, that I shouldn't have you, know Right, I'm a habitual line crosser. Oh yeah, Yep, so should we top five it? I think so.
Speaker 1:I think it's time for the top five. So the top five tonight are the top five movies that don't deserve a sequel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there doesn't need to be a second one.
Speaker 1:Should not be a second one.
Speaker 2:And I don't know how we got this idea, but we just saw Happy Gilmore 2. I thought it was fucking pretty good. I thought it was.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of cameos in there, a lot of different.
Speaker 2:It's great.
Speaker 1:I love the outtakes with him. And was it Bryson?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Chambo, I think they just went out and hung out together him and John Daly, you know.
Speaker 2:Dude, they're all awesome, john dude. Him not counting was hilarious, dude, right, that's terrible math. Yeah, he's like you've won $497,000, but you've won $500,000. He's like what you lost? $37,000? No, it's $4,000. Oh my.
Speaker 1:God, dude, dude, you're terrible at math, yeah.
Speaker 2:So the top five movies that don't deserve a sequel.
Speaker 1:I'll let you go first.
Speaker 2:Okay, the top five movies that don't deserve a sequel, I'll let you go first. Okay, old Yeller 2, the Dog Strikes Back you know what I mean. I don't think anyone needs to see another Old Yeller. We get it. It didn't go well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how old is that movie? It's got to be old, that's got to be from the 70s.
Speaker 2:It's like Whoopi Goldberg old.
Speaker 1:I bet Whoopi Goldberg is older than Old Yeller, I bet so.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying a word. All right, you just put a perfect platform out there. But I think she probably is. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's got to be close. It's got to be close, anyway, okay, continue.
Speaker 2:What if there was a Roots 2? My turn now, motherfucker. Oh man, Do you remember that?
Speaker 1:movie. I never watched Roots, it was horrible.
Speaker 2:I had watched it for some class at Western. It was terrible. The dude got the shit kicked out of him. It's kind of like what they did to Jesus and the Passion dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah kicked out of them. It's kind of like what they did to jesus and the passion dude. Yeah, but like is that that one had? Wasn't oprah in that one, she in roots, I was, she was in one.
Speaker 2:Oh no, she was in the color purple I had a hoodie on looking from the back man. I knew that that was my people that did that and I felt bad and you know she was in the color purple.
Speaker 1:I don't think she was in Roots, that's her fault. She could have been in a classic, you know?
Speaker 2:Yeah, is it a classic? I don't know. I got to move on, hate hate, hate, hate, hate.
Speaker 2:The worst movie I've ever seen in my life is called Rachel Getting Married. Have you seen that? I have not. I'm so glad you didn't. Don't spend any time, okay. Okay, the most conflict that happens, uh, in that movie is like they're like loading a dishwasher, like a father and like soon to be father-in-law, and they're like deciding who does it better. That that's the conflict in this movie. Yep, so what instead? What if they made rachel getting divorced? That's the second one, yep, and the main conflict is what color she should wear to court.
Speaker 1:Dude, that was such a bad movie, man. Wow. I never watched it. I would.
Speaker 2:I will make sure and skip it I'd rather watch a documentary on columbus, ohio than that again. All right. Number four top movies that don't need a sequel. Remember the titans 2? We all get along now. Well, no one wants to see that, all right. The whole point of the movie was like I'm white, you're black, we don't like each other. And then they're dancing in the shower and shit. How the fuck do you make a second one?
Speaker 2:yeah, I don't know, i't know, there would have to be some conflict, like you know, but I feel like it'd be boring as fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I'm going to boycott that right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't even have anything to say about this one, but number five that I have is Brokeback Mountain 2. I just don't think.
Speaker 1:Did you ever watch the first one?
Speaker 2:I did not.
Speaker 1:I never watched the first one either.
Speaker 2:I know though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, we get the gist of what happened, so does.
Speaker 2:Heath Ledger, or whatever it is. Who was in it? Yeah, heath Ledger Dead, though.
Speaker 1:Yep, that was bad yeah, didn't he? That was Fast and Furious, didn't he die during a shoot, or something?
Speaker 2:was it that? That that's the other guy. Dude, that's um paul walker. Oh yes, yep, yep, yep. How fast can this thing go? Yeah, they died in a car. Yeah, paul walker yeah, what did he flood your die?
Speaker 1:from what happened to him, because he was the joker right yeah, I think he od'd, but I'm guessing something weird.
Speaker 1:Hollywood, if I had to guess I think something and honestly I I heard a story or heard something about when he talked to uh jack nicholson about playing the joker. Like he told him, like you've, when you get into that character, you basically have to be insane, because the Joker was just, he was all kinds of fucked up and I think it messed with his head when he played that role. It's such a good movie, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's one of the best. That was insane. He nailed that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know that was sad, that was such a nailed that. Yeah, yeah, I know that was sad Like it. That was Such a good movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so Alright. Well, that rounds out your list, my list Of the worst movies that don't deserve a sequel. The Notebook, dude fuck that movie. Why is it always raining?
Speaker 2:It's always raining.
Speaker 1:The Notebook, a rewrite, or it could be, you know, like the Pamphlet or something. Could be the second one.
Speaker 2:Dude. No, what if it keeps getting bigger? Dude the Notebook, the Trapper, Keeper the binder.
Speaker 1:The Trapper Keeper. So the second one, wolf oh man, that's actually dude.
Speaker 2:I hate that I have to say this on air. I actually like that movie really. My daughter loves teen wolf and chelsea loves teen wolf with michael j fox oh no, that's. That's a. That's where. And Chelsea loves Teen Wolf With Michael J Fox oh no, that's where he turns into. Teen Wolf is totally different than that. That's.
Speaker 1:Teen Wolf. Is that what that's called? Yeah, I swear it is Whoa.
Speaker 2:I'm going to look it up, but I swear it is Okay. I agree with that, michael.
Speaker 1:J sucks, I'm just kidding. Teen Wolf movie 1985. American coming-of-age comedy film directed and written by Michael J Fox, starring this little character, dude that sucks.
Speaker 2:You just got me to admit something I didn't want to even talk about because I got it wrong. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:There might be one different Teen mean. That's like, well, there might be one, a different teen wolf, that's newer. This is 1985, there is so, and that's what I'm referencing, and I'm referencing the 1985.
Speaker 2:Dude, essentially what I just did on air is admit to like liking the spice girls. You know what I mean. Like that's fine. I don't actually like the spice girls, they fucking suck. But like that show you can like the Spice Girls. They fucking suck, but like that show's fine.
Speaker 1:You can like the Spice Girls.
Speaker 2:You watch your fucking mouth dude. Sporty Spice dude.
Speaker 1:All right, my next one, number three, mary Poppins. Yeah, fuck that dude. How do you have a second Mary Poppins?
Speaker 2:Mary Hoppins dude, she's got a nub, she's got to hop around, dude. She doesn't have the umbrella, how does she get around? She hops. Oh shit, Mary Shoppins dude. All she does is she just shops for people, dude, with her little fucking umbrella.
Speaker 1:I got no rebuttal. I have no rebuttal. I have no rebuttal. Number four the Sound of Music.
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck dude, my mom loves that movie.
Speaker 1:My mom does too. I fucking hate it. My mom loves the Sound of Music. I don't get why. I mean I get why she likes it because there there's music in it and she likes a lot of music. You know she likes that kind of music. I get why she likes it. I don't like it.
Speaker 2:I mean it's such a weird reason to like something too right.
Speaker 1:There's music in holocaust documentaries it's not my favorite thing to watch yeah, I mean, it's the type of music I think, and I mean it's the storyline, I mean it's, you know, it's kids and yeah, they live happily ever after and all that you know.
Speaker 2:So it's, it's the type of music, but it's also technically the sound of the music. Right, yeah, the sound of music yeah, dude, that would suck. Dude. What if they? They turned that into a slasher film? Like dude, I'd be down for that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be the.
Speaker 2:Deafening.
Speaker 1:Sound of Music dude. The Sound of Screaming Dude. Okay, Number five. Five Schindler's List.
Speaker 2:Fuck that movie dude. I hated that one.
Speaker 1:Why you don't need another one no, you don't need it, I don't think they'll ever make another one, but that definitely no, does not need a second movie. I'm trying to think of other ones. Dude, schindler's list, we miscounted. Yeah, schindler's list, we're miscounted.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Schindler's List. We're the Hanging Chad debate, dude. You remember that in Florida, when people didn't know who they voted for, the Hanging Chads or whatever they were called?
Speaker 1:No On the ballot. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I think it was Bush's year. There's a bunch of ballots that weren't marked properly. I'm trying to think of other movies that really sucked ass. There's been a lot of them Pretty much everything since 2022.
Speaker 1:I was actually going to take my wife out to the movies the other day and I got on and looked at what was in the theater. There was absolutely zero, that was good Zero. And you just kind of go back to the normal formula. That's it right. Like Home Alone, like there was absolutely zero, that was good Zero.
Speaker 2:And you just kind of go back to the normal formula. That's it right, like Home Alone, like the plot doesn't even make sense. But you made us laugh, so we're down for that shit. What were Harry and Marv stealing there's nothing of value. There's nothing of value in that house, though. What are you?
Speaker 1:talking about. There's nothing of value. Okay, I want to know. I want to know what. What are you going to steal? I want to know what his dad did for a living. He was in the mob Huh, he was in the mob, that makes sense he paid for everyone in France. Yeah, how else are you going to pay for everybody in your family to go to France?
Speaker 2:Right, and you would have thought at some point Harry and Marv would have talked about what they're trying to get. They just want to get in the house Like they're like glutton for punishment. What were they trying to steal?
Speaker 1:Well, they were trying to. They were trying to steal everything, anything of value.
Speaker 2:I'll wait. I'm not breaking into a house with a kid in it for candlesticks. There wasn't any cash laying around. There wasn't any rolexes laying around, because they took it on vacation this is true, but they didn't know that yeah, they did, because he was the cop in the beginning, when he knew they were leaving. That's why they came right.
Speaker 1:They knew they were leaving, so there was a whole house full of stuff that they could just pilfer. They could find out whatever they wanted. They could take everything I don't know.
Speaker 2:It just seems like a weird plot to me. You know, I love that fucking movie, dude.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's funny as shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but there's no point. You know what I'm saying. Like if they're after a couple hundred grand or something, they knew it was there, it makes sense now, okay.
Speaker 1:When have you ever known a criminal to make smart choices?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true. So, how about that glovey hand, guys Glovey.
Speaker 1:We'll call him Glovey Glovey dude. What the fuck? I don't finger paint anymore, I glovey.
Speaker 2:I use my glovey. Hey, girl, teach me how to glovey. Teach me how to glovey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to glovey. Yeah, yeah, I want to glovey. Oh shit, yeah. So I think those movies, all of of them, do not deserve a sequel, do not deserve a second. I think there's been a lot of second movies that shouldn't have been made, stepmom, like stepmom, just why? You know, do they have a second?
Speaker 2:one. I can't. No, she didn't make it through the first Right, I got in trouble during like a walk to remember or something. Some other chick got cancer. And then I watched another one where the girl gets her arm bit off and it's like, oh my God, she's so cool, she's a soul surfer, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and it's like, why do we got to make these sad movies? You know this is our escape.
Speaker 1:Don't fill my mind with dark thoughts. Right, that's what. That's what Pornhub's for. Don't fill my mind with dark thoughts.
Speaker 2:I think we nailed her bud. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it was a good show. You know it's been a minute and I I understand and and hopefully, hopefully people understand. You know it's been a minute and I understand and hopefully people understand. You know we had a lot of shit in our lives that were. Things have been crazy.
Speaker 1:Things have been really crazy the last month and a half. You know, I switched, I started a new job and that's been pretty crazy for me, uh, working a ton of hours just to try to get things caught up and, you know, figured out, um, so, but it's been good. It's been good, um, but we're gonna. We're gonna be back at a regular time frame or regular schedule, however you want to put that, and we're going to keep going with this.
Speaker 2:Season 2 might have some changes, so just so everyone knows, season 1 is going to end after Episode 20. Yeah, that's recapping the whole season, yep. And then we're going to start Season 2. Yep.
Speaker 1:We may have A tweak, some tweaks we may have A tweak, some tweaks we may have for episode 20,. We may have a guest. I don't know, maybe Haven't figured out who that's going to be, who we want more.
Speaker 2:I hit Michael Jordan up. Yeah, I got a response back from Mailer Damon. I think that means he's down.
Speaker 1:Right. I'll be there.
Speaker 2:You know, that's what he said yeah, yeah, the Michelin guy hit him up.
Speaker 1:Michelin man.
Speaker 2:Nothing back. Tony the Tiger's been a real dick on the phone, but I think I've almost locked him down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, michelin man probably listened to that episode.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, where we turned his arm into a pocket pussy. Sorry about your arm, bro, you know.
Speaker 1:Oh shit so yeah but Hopefully we Didn't lose anybody Over the break. And you guys continue to listen and continue to enjoy the show. Yeah, I mean that's. And you guys continue to listen and continue to enjoy the show. Yeah, I mean that's. I appreciate you guys sticking with us and you know we'll get back at her, get back to work, we're going to get all up in her boys. Get all up in her.
Speaker 2:No glove, no love. That's what Glovey says. That's what Glovey says. That's what Glovey says. That's what Glovey says. All right, y'all.
Speaker 1:Well, hey, peace everybody. We'll catch you on the next episode, Okay.
Speaker 2:And yeah, stay in school, ohio State does not rule.
Speaker 1:Go Blue, go Blue. All right, peace out. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
