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Episode 20 - Conspiracy Night & Dave's Insights

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What happens when the official story sprints ahead but the evidence jogs behind? We dive into the Charlie Kirk shooting with a clear-eyed breakdown of the timeline, the alleged rifle, and the surveillance angles that raise more questions than they answer. From the sound profile that doesn’t match a high-powered round to the missing muzzle-flash footage and the too-neat text messages attributed to a 22-year-old, we map the inconsistencies and ask the only fair question: where’s the audit trail?

Then we widen the scope to the most enduring modern flashpoint: 9/11. Free fall collapse signatures, Building 7’s unexplained failure, and the Pentagon’s missing multi-angle footage resurface in a conversation that favors physics and process over partisanship. We’re not chasing shock value; we’re looking for standards. If authorities can release graphic clips of harm, they can release source footage, chain-of-custody logs, and clear technical explanations that survive basic scrutiny. That’s not conspiracy thinking — that’s accountability.

Along the way we keep the humor alive to make hard topics more human, but the spine of the episode is about trust. Follow the money. Ask who benefits. Demand documentation when narratives shift. And remember that curiosity is not a crime; it’s the tool citizens use when institutions go opaque. If you want more candid, funny, and unflinching takes on big questions, hit follow, share this with a friend who loves a good timeline, and leave a review telling us which loose end you want us to pull next.

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SPEAKER_02:

Welcome back to the Route and Loudie Podcast. This is episode twenty. And uh we got uh Dave with us tonight. So it's Eric, Brad, Dave, we're gonna be talking conspiracy theories. So, and and Eric and I have kind of talked about what our next season is gonna look like, and because I am like super under informed about this kind of stuff, uh we're probably gonna do a whole series on just random conspiracy theories.

SPEAKER_00:

It could be goofy, it could be funny, and we'll still keep it comedy, it's just kind of who we are. Yeah, but yeah, we're we're talking about two main ones today, and kind of the funny thing about this is um me and Dave are very well informed on what's going on in Brad's Nat. So it's gonna be absolutely hilarious to hear his his theories and and kind of what he thinks, um, you know, versus me and Dave. But um, but yeah, so you know, kind of some conspiracy theories. We'll still have some funny ones. I mean, we got Christmas coming up, and we have to do Christmas part two, dude, with the worst gifts, like the ball bag and the I Wanna Be Inside. And the card would say Oh my god. Every time Brad said, and the card would say, I want to be inside you. It was like a coffin, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. That was a good that was a good show. But uh yeah, we'll have to uh we'll have to re revert back to that show.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but but yeah, so today with with conspiracy type stuff, we're not we're not saying that um we're trying to solve it or we have all the answers. What we're trying to do is just kind of have an open discussion about it because there's a there's a couple big ones going on right now that a lot of people are talking about. I want to be a part of that. And I also think that we should mention that none of us are depressed. Um I fully plan to wake up the next couple days.

SPEAKER_01:

So if that happens, we're not suicidal. Yeah, no, yeah, not at all.

SPEAKER_00:

And they're like, hey, this guy in a furry mask took out Eric. Like, probably wasn't, you know, it probably was bigger than that. So let's see where this leads us, boys, you know?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00:

So a little sidebar. Um, my mom is medical, my dad is sales, and my brother's medical. That's all I'm gonna say. But the other day we were talking about like this like Charlie Kirk case and all this stuff that's going on with it. Sure. And um I'm like, I don't think it was Tyler Robinson. She's like, What do you mean? I was like, I just don't think a 22-year-old kid is gonna be this thought out. The text messages say that he's been planning this for a week. That makes no fucking sense. Like, dude, how in the fuck did this weird tall kid go unnoticed for so long if so this is the guy they're claiming shot him? And and my mom looks at me and she's like, You are absolutely sick if you think that there's a conspiracy here. And it's like, no, I'm just not fucking blind to it. That's all that's the difference. Uh you guys are fine with being fed. I want to look around before I put the spoon in my mouth. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay? This is a career in college, dude. Open your eyes, I got a surprise, right? Like, it's no. And the other one that we talked about is 9-11. She's like, I think you're crazy if you think there's a conspiracy there. And it's like there is.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00:

Like, it's not, it's not whether or not I think it. It's it's there's a lot of people that think it. So so let's open this up. Yeah, what are the holes? So let's start talking about Charlie Kirk first, okay? Charlie Kirk, as you know, activist, speaker, head of Turning Point USA, went on campuses, would debate people, right? All sorts of things like that. And that's what's kind of funny, too, is that one of the people that he debated that was a really weird guy, like with a megaphone, looks just like this picture that you have in front of you. Looks just like this guy.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, and it's not Tyler Robinson.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, more you can see.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't think this looks like a 22-year-old kid if you look at it. So, so here's kind of the timeline what happened. So, Charlie Kirk, obviously, September 10, was shot. Here's a little timeline. 829 Robinson. Who was he? Uh he was in Utah at uh at a uh college. College, it was UVU.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Um UV U Vila. You have the computer. I don't know what its name is for. That's fine.

SPEAKER_00:

Utah Valley.

SPEAKER_02:

That's fine. It's UVU. Yeah, Utah University. We don't need specifics. Or we do. We don't need specifics, Eric. Hey. Earth to Eric.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh Utah Valley University. So at least we saw the first time. So 829. 829 suspect shows up on the campus. That's that's about right. But 1205, crowd awaits Charlie Kirk, so there's footage of that. 1209, Kirk enters, throwing hats, engaging with the crowd. 1223, Kirk is hit with a single shot. Investigators say from nearby rooftop, the subject moves to the other side of the building, jumps off the building, flees campus into a nearby neighborhood, according to Mason, with the UDPS. Video shows Kirk being carried by six men to an SUV, which transports him to Timpanagos Regional Hospital. Uh 1236, which is kind of weird to me, right? And and I'll explain why, but 1236 reactions pour in. Senator Mike Lee, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, pick people tweeting about it, whatever. 1252 UVU sends out an alert that police are investigating and that a suspect's in custody, the person of interested is released after questioning. That's that old guy's picture that I showed you. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

So they they originally had this guy.

SPEAKER_00:

They thought it was him because he admitted it. 1259, campus lockdown authorities arrive on scene. So you're telling me it took 55 minutes for the authorities? How did Donald Trump send a tweet out at 1236? Yeah, but the authorities and our federal government wasn't there till one. So another point.

SPEAKER_01:

Another point is Benjamin Netanyahu also said we had nothing to do with it. Why would you say that? Yeah. That he did that like three times. He's done that three times. That's just putting a target on your public.

SPEAKER_00:

Is that the owner of Yahoo?

SPEAKER_01:

Well, no. Benjamin Netanyahu. Oh, what is his major politician in Israel? He's like, he's killed lots of people.

SPEAKER_00:

Did he own Yahoo? I didn't better know. No, no. No, he didn't. That'd be pretty slick, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know what bet in Google, dude, but No, um, so I want to uh bring awareness to another thing. Do you know the last words? Do you know the last words of what Charlie Kirk said before he was shot? No.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh including gang violence.

SPEAKER_01:

Including gang violence. And he was shot in the throat.

SPEAKER_00:

So you they were making a point about the the qu the guy asked a question about violence in the country. Yeah and Charlie reiterated by asking, including or not including gang violence. So like he was trying to get more clarity on it. Like, are you talking like because they are kind of separated? Yeah. Like general crime in his mind is like I come home, my wife's plowing somebody wearing an Ohio State shirt. I go get my my shotgun, I take care of it. You know? That's like right. And he's claiming that gun violence is more of a purpose where it's like corporate two corporations, if you will, going against each other.

SPEAKER_01:

Right. But yeah, that's fucking crazy. There's just so much that happened in that time, you know.

SPEAKER_00:

So let me continue real quick with the timeline. So the Orium, uh so campus locked down 1259, authorities arrive on scene, which to me either they got that wrong or something, but this is from ABC News, so it's not like it's just something random. Uh 222, the Orium police department says the shooting suspect is not in custody and is still out at large. So they release that old guy. Um and then 240, Trump announces that uh Kirk has died from his injuries. Yep. Uh 4 o'clock, same day, Governor Spencer Cox says during a press conference that there's a second person of interest in custody who's being questioned, who also got let go, which is really weird. No. Uh 421 Cash Patel writes uh in a post that subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is in custody. FBI's special agent in charge. Robert Bowles announced during a press conference that authorities have recovered what believes to be the weapon used in the shooting high-powered action rifle. The weapon was found in a wooded area where the shooter had fled, and the FBI will analyze the weapon. He adds the investigators also collected a footwear impression, a palm print, and a forearm imprint. Sources later told the ABC that the weapon discovered is an older model imported Mauser 30.6 caliber bolt action rifle wrapped in a towel. So the next day, authorities release images of the suspected shooter kind of asking for the public's help. Uh 1004 or 1044. FBI writes that it's offering a hundred thousand dollar reward. Um and then the following day, so the 12th, Trump announces um that the person is in custody. Umject to change, but the facts are the facts. We have the person that we think is responsible. Uh, this is Tyler Robinson. Uh, kind of what they think is going on. Um the report says that Robinson's father recognized his son in the photographs. He told Robinson to turn himself in. Robinson initially said no, but later changed his mind. Father called the youth pastor, youth pastor called the FBI.

SPEAKER_01:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

So um there's a there's a there's just so much shit with this. Like multiple people um close to the case were saying that the bullet did not exit his neck and was located just beneath the skin.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, they called him the man of steel.

SPEAKER_00:

Like a miracle, like that he saved lives because of that. And and I I mean, if that's true, that I I can understand where they're coming from. Right. So this next image is kind of where the shot was from. And I'm just being real. Like, if you're just a regular, everyday, you know, you shoot a couple times a year, I that's a tough shot.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. How many yards did they say?

SPEAKER_00:

146.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep.

SPEAKER_00:

140 to 146. I mean, it's which I know is not a tough shot, but you're bringing a fucking rocket launcher to a mission where you need a a 22. You know what I mean? Like a 30 at six. Why do you need that?

SPEAKER_01:

Uh it would it would definitely blow his head off.

SPEAKER_00:

So, this is the other part that really like gets me is is um this next little tidbit is the text messages. So, like, why did I do it? Um, I had enough of his hatred, can't be negotiated. These look so edited. So, this is between Tyler Robinson and his boyfriend. Like, I like it doesn't sound like a 22-year-old, right? Listen to this. I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle. I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back grandpa's rifle. I don't know if it had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me. No 22-year-old's gonna talk like that, or even use the term old man.

SPEAKER_01:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

They're gonna say my dad.

SPEAKER_01:

Sounds super AI.

SPEAKER_00:

Or or they're gonna be like like one of those refusal kind of kids that like calls him Scott, you know, Scott's gonna be pissed that I lost grandpa's rifle. Yeah, I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. I didn't have the ability or time to bring it with. I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find prints. How the fuck? Well, I explain losing it to my old man. Again, he says that only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel. Remember how I was engraving bullets? The fucking messages are mostly a big meme. If I see notices bulljuw on Fox News, I might have a stroke. Alright, I'm gonna have to leave it. That really fucking sucks. Judging from today, I'd say grandpa's gun is doing just fine. I don't know. I think that was a 2K scope. It doesn't even make sense the path that he talked about in that. You just killed a guy, and that's all you're talking about, right? Yeah, you're not talking about the adrenaline. So this is uh another map showing the the shooter uh location. Um, you know, from the roof looking down. Um, it's the Lowe's Center. Yeah. Um Candace Owens, another crazy thing, just released a bunch of text messages that Charlie Kirk was a part of where it talks about um Jewish donors, kind of what kind of uh the guy that doesn't own Yahoo. Um yeah. So just lost another huge Jewish donor, Charlie Kirk says in a in a text message with seven people from Turning Point. Two million a year because we won't cancel Tucker. Uh Tucker Carlson.

SPEAKER_01:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

Um I'm thinking of inviting Candace.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, they were supposed to have a reunion uh podcast.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh and then Charlie Kirk says, Jewish donors play into all the stereotypes. I can't and will not be bullied like this, leaving me no choice but to leave the pro-Israel cause.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that was a big, big thing.

SPEAKER_00:

And that's this is the day before. So this is September 9. So that this all went down. That this conversation went down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

He was basically turning his back on Israel.

SPEAKER_00:

And it shows that who he's talking to is advising him to not turn on Israel. Like it shows me that there's some there's a mole. Well, that's why you would kill him, right? Please don't invite Candace. That might feel good short term, but it's not looking good long term, in my opinion. Like all groups, you're going to get a wide variety of opinions. That bestowed on us makes life frustrating at times. So he is totally buying into the narrative. This next photo is of the guy that claimed he did it. Next photo is showing um, you know, the different uh bones in your neck. It's showing that the bullet they claimed was lodging C7 right there. Wow. Which doesn't make sense. Uh, I mean, that is kind of where he was shot, though. I mean, it was it was lower neck, but it was kind of upper. I almost would say it was more C4, C5. Than I would say C7.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, I've heard I've actually heard a lot of theories. I mean, let's talk about the people actually in the crowd, okay? Yeah. You have three or four people doing hand gestures. You had the guy right next to him do something with his hat. Um, I seen this one video of a guy, he was wearing Google glasses, and he actually turned them on right before. And then as soon as as soon as he was shot, he jumped over the table and grabbed like a projector unit on the top of the tent. The camera that's like tell me tell me why would you do that? And then he just left.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Like, what the hell's up with that? You know? Yeah. There's so many holes in the story. It's oh yeah. It's so crazy. So the other I don't know if I still I mean, I've been digging ever since it happened. So it's wild.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, I've I've hunted with a 30 out six before. There's no way that his neck is gonna stop that bullet. No way. If he just got hit in the neck.

SPEAKER_01:

I if I agree. No, that would uh blow your head off basically.

SPEAKER_00:

I actually I don't know how it didn't get in here, but I had a I had a uh a couple screen grabs that I took of a guy, and what he did is he actually shot four pounds of burger that was like taped up like really good. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01:

Like was it cooked?

SPEAKER_00:

It was not cooked, Dave. Thank you for clarifying. But like just just and then had his buddy shoot the the meat. So he had four pounds and then a package in front of it, you know, kind of a target.

SPEAKER_01:

That's a lot of meat.

SPEAKER_00:

This thing, there's nothing left of this dude. Like, and and he he did that, and he also had like a I want to say it was a cow's neck that he did that that he was explaining is actually thicker, like with bone in it still, so he did both. And there's it's completely severed the neck. And it just it was insane, the the loudness of it. So the shot that we hear is not a 30 out six in the video. Yeah, when you hear that shot ring, right? That would have been a very loud very loud, like like just like annoying loud.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Especially in a I mean, just looking at the picture and enclosed space like that, where you've got the it's gonna be loud as shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

So I don't know exactly what happened, but like my question is like the questions that I have is more more this kind of stuff. So I want to know I want to know where the footage is. Uh so if you look at this, if you look at this map, right, and you look at and you look at the location on the lousy center of the top, right? So we have that video of him fleeing the scene and actually jumping off the roof.

SPEAKER_01:

Yep.

SPEAKER_00:

That same camera would have captured the shot.

SPEAKER_01:

They said he was actually practicing that run before before that, like a week before he was he was actually seen on that roof practicing his runaway, I guess. Huh.

SPEAKER_00:

Bunch of bunch of neighbors close to Tyler Robinson. So Tyler Robinson lived with a guy named Twiggs. That's his Twigs. That's his name that's his nickname. I don't know his actual name. No, no, that's brand new. That's that's real. That's his boyfriend. That's a text message, that's who he's talking to. Wow. When I read those.

SPEAKER_01:

So they're both furries, they're both like Well, they're actually they're Discord. He was part of a Discord with that whole thing. Oh man, that's another whole rabbit hole there. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

So what gets me though is like, so this guy they're claiming, because the video shows him going up to the roof, and this is the photo of that right here. Where's the gun?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. There isn't one.

SPEAKER_00:

Where would you put a 30 out six? So the only way they could explain that is that he disassembled it, climbed up to the roof, reassembled it with a screwdriver.

SPEAKER_02:

Did they say what kind? Because usually they're all over if it's an AR or if it's whatever. They did they ever say what kind it was? Uh Mauser. Yes. Mauser? Yeah. So that that one isn't, you're not gonna break down that barrel to anything shorter than 18 to 24 inches. So where is that in the picture? It's in his pants? Right. I don't think so. Not going up and down the stairs. Never see anybody go up and down the stairs with something in their pants that they can't bend their leg? That's a good idea. Guess what?

SPEAKER_00:

Mauser 30.6 caliber caliber bolt action. Uh Mauser 30.6 caliber bolt action.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, so a bolt action. You're not gonna break the barrel down. No, you can't. So you've got 18 to 24 inches long barrel that's nowhere in that picture.

SPEAKER_01:

What are your guys' thoughts on what actu what uh actually happened, you know, as far as like, you know, big picture. You know, is Israel involved? Is the CIA involved? Is the FBI involved? Man, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

I really don't. I mean, there's so many things out there. There's so you don't know what to believe anymore. I don't watch the news. I don't I mean, uh it was Denzel Washington that I think that put it this way. You watch the news, you're misinformed. You don't watch the news, you're under informed. You know, but you don't it's you don't know what to believe. You really don't. I I have no idea what to believe, what to even get started down this whole rabbit hole? Right. That's why I don't do it.

SPEAKER_00:

I just I don't the the questions that I'll ask are this though. How did he climb up the roof, disassemble the gum, fall on the roof, reassemble the gun, and then why would you reassemble the gun after you're down just to leave it fully assembled? There's also a cartridge, there's also a cartridge left in the bullet, not the bullet itself, but the just the the casing.

SPEAKER_01:

Yep. Wow. Why? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

If you're good enough to make that shot though. If you're good enough to make that shot, you're good enough to know to kick that round out.

SPEAKER_01:

And grab the round off and grab the case.

SPEAKER_02:

At that point, you don't need to. It can stay in there. But you're not gonna disassemble the weapon and then reassemble it. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_01:

You would throw the bag away with the gun somewhere in the woods.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I mean you're not gonna get it.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, you would you would keep that in the bag between the gun. And then you would chuck it into the run. You don't want them to find that.

SPEAKER_01:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

That's the only thing right now that ties you to that. So them finding that so easily was kind of crazy to me. Um, the other the other thing that I want to know is where's Charlie's parents and all this? Why have we not heard a statement from his dad?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

They took my son. That's it. Why have we not heard good point anything from his mom?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_00:

His family. He has siblings.

SPEAKER_01:

Sure.

SPEAKER_00:

Where are they? That's what makes me to believe that the there's something really weird here. I don't know if it's, you know, like snake eyes, like that's a big theory. I don't know if it's a cover-up. My mind always tells me to follow the money. Who benefits the most from him not being here?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

It's definitely not the Dems. I know that initially I thought Democrat did this in there crazy. But if you if you look in recent past, there's way more people now being labeled or switching to Republican or Conservative than ever before, and it has nothing to do with this.

SPEAKER_02:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

So that's obviously not the narrative that anyone's pushing.

SPEAKER_01:

At another point, though, why did uh Turning Point USA rent the stadium before this even happened for that exact day that they had the memorial?

SPEAKER_00:

I think that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_01:

Without doing any uh promotions for whatever they were trying to push, how would you rent that size of stadium for for nothing without any promotion? So there's that too. Yeah. You know that that's that's um that's crazy right there.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Where's the cell phone data?

SPEAKER_01:

Where's your cell phone data?

SPEAKER_00:

It's right here, motherfucker. You just gotta access it. Sorry guys, I had to get it right now. We've all been there. But like the other, like, um so we have the video of him fleeing. We're also shown the video of Charlie taking the shot, which was horrible to watch. Horrific, which I wouldn't have.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

But if you're willing to share that, why aren't you willing to share the muzzle flash on the roof? That makes no sense to me. Yep. Because the same camera that captures him running, it it shows exactly where he was.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

So show me him's shoot, stand, run, and I'll believe it more. I will, right?

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, they probably have the best surveillance ever on these campuses. Like what are we only getting fuzzy videos? Yeah, like it's it's 2025.

SPEAKER_00:

Why is the text chain altered?

SPEAKER_02:

Not only is there security there and everything, from him as well. I mean, from all of his guys, I mean, they've got to be his security detail was actually re-redid before that.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. That's that's where I think that's exactly that's why I think they had something to do with it. This guy touched his chest, squeezes something here, and he gets shot. All it happens the same m moment.

SPEAKER_00:

Three people all have signs. So yeah. One guy behind him touches his hat like this, yeah. The fire rings out like a minute after. Yeah, you look at the guy next to him, he's doing like an actual full-blown baseball fucking thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00:

And then right after that, he gets shot, and then you look over again, there's another guy that like he kind of does one of these and touches something. All three are like in sync. It's so weird. Like it's like boom, boom, boom, fire. Like it's in in every no one's looking at them in any way, shape, or form. The other thing that makes no sense to me is if I got shot right now, wouldn't the main thing you're doing, especially in the head, be stabilizing the head? There's nobody stabilizing his head. If he watched this, it's just fucking.

SPEAKER_01:

Where's the blood? That's what I want to know. Where's the blood over everybody around him? Yeah. That's what I want to know. What where's the trail at? Why didn't these guys have soaked shirts?

SPEAKER_02:

So the only thing that I do know about this whole thing is like the next day they had everything covered up, like paved over and right. Yeah. Like all the time. Like, why the hell would you do that?

SPEAKER_00:

Let me explain something to you guys, too. Like, there was you do construction, so I can't I can't I did uh work for a construction firm for I don't know, two years or so, and very familiar with it. When you're doing construction on that scale, it takes a lot of time. And what I mean by that is okay, you have your paving people, you have your sod people, you have your drywall people. No, they didn't do drywall, but you have your stone people, you have all these different landscapers, all these different constructions, all these different trades, right?

SPEAKER_03:

Yep.

SPEAKER_00:

That takes a lot of time to assemble that. And also the materials required, all of that concrete, all of that um stone that they put in, whatever, like to make more of a memorial. Like, that's not an easy overnight fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02:

No, not at all.

SPEAKER_00:

And how did you have that, like, where they were on site September 11th? The next day.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

It makes no sense to me. Like, you'd think that the cops would want to lock that whole place down, absolutely, yellow tape that whole bitch and give everyone a week to look at it. Or a month. You'd think that they would take that so seriously, and it would just be that's my biggest thing. So um there's another thing that's kind of crazy too. If you watch a video, um, and when you watch them pave outside, there's a trapdoor.

SPEAKER_01:

Right underneath where he was. It was right underneath or what?

SPEAKER_00:

But there is a trapdoor. You can see a chair actually fall down it after the shut. Like it, and and also too, like the guys behind him that are his security detail, yeah. I didn't see panic on any of their faces.

SPEAKER_01:

No, like they were totally ready for that.

SPEAKER_00:

Or knew it was coming.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah. You want to know something even weird? The guy to the right that actually touches his chest, he was actually part of Trump's security detail. When he got shot. When he got shot. And I think that that man has a lot to do with both of them.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes. No kidding.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

But my main question is well, how far technology's come, right? I mean, back in our day, dude, we could back in my day. We could we could like knock on a door and then run, you know, door door ding dong bitch, you know. Like that's not a fucking thing anymore. We all know that.

SPEAKER_01:

We gotta bring that back, Eric. Why do yeah, do we do it? We'll be the kings of Calamazoo.

SPEAKER_00:

Do it to businesses, just pound pound pound I'll be a rest, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Ice just say ice.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm the fucking health inspector. You know, just show it to random, random fucking restaurants. Health inspector Eric here. How are you? Oh, my white glove shows Dirk here.

SPEAKER_01:

Right. Shut this place down.

SPEAKER_00:

But my I don't know. I guess my main thing is there's there's a lot of holes in this. I don't know exactly what happened. I I think you followed the money. Who benefits the most? Erica Kirk benefits the most. I'm not calling her out, but I'm just saying she does. And whoever else got power from this and rose in rank because he's gone had something to do with this. I I think my my theories on this are one of two things. I think either Israel's involved and they're trying to censor him and he didn't want to be a part of it, and said fuck you to the wrong person, and he got offended.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, he was changing his views, basically.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, and he's like, I own Yahoo!

SPEAKER_01:

And they didn't want that.

SPEAKER_00:

Or two, I think that Tyler Tyler Robinson is just completely a patsy, and I think that the shot actually came from somewhere else. I don't think he fired the gun. I think that the gun was placed there.

SPEAKER_02:

I I'm uh so right now, my feeling, not knowing anything about this whole situation, okay. I'm learning more in the last 20 minutes than I have because I don't watch it. I don't even think he was shot. Really?

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, there's dude. They're claiming that so like the the wounds right here, right? They're claiming that it was shot like this.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. That makes no sense. He definitely wasn't shot with a 30 out six at all. There's no way. No. And there's no blood.

SPEAKER_01:

What about behind him? I also heard that theory as well. That he was shot from behind.

SPEAKER_02:

Right. So where's the blood on the people in the front? Exactly.

SPEAKER_00:

Where's where's the most compelling one I saw was that he was actually shot over here. There's a potted plant. And if you look in the video, you can see somebody in a ghilly suit. That was the only one that I saw that I was like, damn. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just because it made more sense. Did so why is it? Because the bullet, the bullet then they can show it hit, and there's a little blood, and then it exits. Right? Right. That makes more sense to me than what they're telling us.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, okay, well, well then what's the trapdoor for? I think he's still alive. Really?

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know what the trapdoor is for, but I mean I think he's still alive. Truth be told.

SPEAKER_01:

I've heard a lot of trap. Truth be told, I mean, who knows? Who knows? Who knows if you're gonna do it? There was a projector in the back. Yeah, a hologram. Holograms. They've got uh guy went over the table and grabbed it right off in there. But tell me why um his wife uh didn't do an autopsy. Like why did she why did she sign off on I'm doing it.

SPEAKER_00:

And then she's like she's like saying um that video where she's like touching his hands. Yeah. It looked like rubber. It'll look real at all. And I get that there's it's gonna look different because he's got embalming or whatever. He's in Valhalla. But like, dude, it's it's it's it doesn't look like it doesn't look like a hand.

SPEAKER_02:

He's wherever Hitler went.

SPEAKER_01:

In the same place.

SPEAKER_02:

Hell? No, I don't think Hitler died when they said that he did either. No, he's another.

SPEAKER_01:

He went to Austria. And he lived out the rest of his life. Yep. I know that for a fact.

SPEAKER_00:

He went by Ben Schittler.

SPEAKER_01:

He got caught by the male lady, dude. He got caught by the male lady. Oh, really? Yep. She recognized him and she did background or whatever, and he was living in a house in Austria. That's a that's a whole nother rabbit hole. Yeah. Yeah, they hid that man.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. But I don't know, there's a whole bunch of uh there's a whole bunch of if you He was a meth addict. There's actually a book out there. Hitler was it's uh Nazis in America or something like that. I I have that book. I haven't read it yet, but or Project Paperclip.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, where we actually where we actually inherited pretty much all their scientists and all their yeah and we are actually the new Nazis. Oh really? Yeah. Basically.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean Yeah, I I don't know. This is such a weird this is such a weird thing. I think he's still alive. It just bothers me. It just bothers me because I feel like America is mature enough. If you're willing to show us a shot through a dude's neck, tell me the damn truth. Then you're you're able to tell us the fucking truth. And that's what I want to like that's what that's that's what's going on right now. That's why there's so much distrust in our government, is because you're feeding us a lie that everybody knows is a lie. The only people that aren't gonna know it's a lie are people like my mom, you know, that are just watch the news and like, okay, yep, fact. You know, like it, but it's but there's also people out there like us, right? Brad just heard most of the details of this and he's like, this makes no fucking sense. Right.

SPEAKER_01:

And he already said he didn't even get shot.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't even know that's Matt, that's great. My top three would be this Israel, and there's a shooter in a ghillie suit. Tyler Evanson's the fall guy. Two, someone on his team shot him and it came from a different place, and we weren't able to pick it up. Three, he fell through a trapdoor and is still alive.

SPEAKER_01:

And it was a rubber um thing. Rubber rubber man in the street.

SPEAKER_00:

Think about Hollywood, dude. I mean, like when you get shot in the church.

SPEAKER_01:

They're not putting pressure on his neck. I mean, when someone gets shot in the neck, you're putting pressure, you're getting a turn of head.

SPEAKER_00:

This kind of like spurted and then it was done.

SPEAKER_01:

They said it was chunks, no blood.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, that's and then they called him the man of steel.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. It's fucking nuts, dude.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, I and the the plethora uh plethora of American people out there that have no idea what actually happens when you get shot. I mean, I'm a hunter, right? So I know what happens to an animal when it gets shot, how much blood there is. If you shoot something like that at an animal in the neck, it's everywhere. Yeah. It is everywhere. Your largest vein is right in your neck. It goes right through there. If if you hit anything, I don't care if it's a 22, it's gonna be spurting. There's gonna be blood everywhere.

SPEAKER_00:

They just think we're so stupid, right?

SPEAKER_02:

They treat us like kids, man.

SPEAKER_00:

Because when you hunt, right? How hard is it to find an entrance wound versus an exit wound? Exit wound is so much easier to find. Oh, yeah. With an arrow, with a bullet, with anything. It's just true. It's where the damage happens. It rips through cartilage and leaves more of a hole because it's got more momentum and it's taking more weight.

SPEAKER_01:

It's taking stuff with it, right? But you've seen the shirt though. The shirt pops up and then it like moves up to his neck.

SPEAKER_00:

That was so weird too. Yeah, that you see his shirt pop up like that.

SPEAKER_01:

It's like two spots. Oh, right.

SPEAKER_00:

It like pops up like this and then he falls. You know what I mean? And then he's like this.

SPEAKER_01:

That's why my theory is it came from behind. Yeah. Yep. That's my theory.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sticking with my theory that he's still alive somewhere. That's why you're not hearing from his dad's, his mom, his sisters, and brothers. Yeah, and then where's Charlie Kirk's family?

SPEAKER_00:

His family was not at the memorial.

SPEAKER_01:

How the hell does that even happen?

SPEAKER_00:

It was all it was all Erica Kirk.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. She oh my god. Yeah, I think she's got ties to Trump as well with uh with pageants, with beauty pageants and stuff. Yeah, she does.

SPEAKER_00:

She won the first beauty pageant she ever entered and didn't ever even do it until she was 17. Yeah, maybe maybe she started an organization in Romania.

SPEAKER_01:

Maybe she knew Diddy. Diddy?

SPEAKER_00:

Did she? Did Diddy she? You know? She got diddled. Dude. Yeah, she likes baby oil, I've asked her. Um I don't know.

SPEAKER_01:

I think it was crocodile tears. I think she was after the money.

SPEAKER_00:

That man telling around tie for the city.

SPEAKER_01:

90 mil 90 mil? Yeah. I mean, everyone's got their numbers.

SPEAKER_00:

So she goes to Romania working with orphans, and her organization gets accused of child trafficking. She gets kicked out of Romania.

SPEAKER_02:

Who accused her?

SPEAKER_00:

The government over there.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

I think the whistleblower came forward.

SPEAKER_01:

Can you find that on Yahoo or no?

SPEAKER_00:

Yes. Yes, you can. So I don't know. I think I think if I had to if I had to bet right now, I would bet the farm that either Erica Kirk's behind it, Israel's behind it, or he's behind it and Israel. He's behind it, he's alive, but I don't know that he that he would have gotten the president in that's that's that's like just like you were like his parents would be tweeting stuff out. I don't know if it was a big elaborate cover-up if Trump would be a part of that, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_02:

I think if for the right reason, he would be. If this is all a show to bring people out of the shadows, absolutely he would be.

SPEAKER_01:

I heard that he actually was prep being prepped to be a future president. Oh really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Sometimes the government tells us when they fuck up too, like when like with us, like they're they they mentioned. When they find when we find out too much that two people have been detained and released. How do you fuck that up? In today's time, how do you fuck that up?

SPEAKER_02:

Right. If you're looking for a 22-year-old kid Well, I mean, if people are coming forward and saying they're doing it, then they have to question them. They have to. Right. Like if somebody comes to me, I know absolutely nothing. Somebody comes to me and says, Yeah, I shot him or I did it. Guess what? I'm gonna, I mean, I'm gonna question him. I'm gonna figure out if he's full of shit or not. Right. And get the information out of him. You have to.

SPEAKER_00:

So I'm I'm hoping that they have a little transparency with us and tell us the truth a little bit. I I don't I don't see it happening. I think someone's gonna poke a hole in it, or I think somebody already has the truth somewhere. I think there's enough holes in it already that do you think do why would you not as an organization, the FBI, why would you not respond to that? Because this has been probably the biggest conspiracy there ever is so far that I've ever seen. This and 9-11.

SPEAKER_02:

That we lived through. Yeah. I think the the largest conspiracy theory right now that's ever been is the JFK assassination. That's a wow. Yeah. That one, the amount of I mean, it's just like this. There's holes in everything in that story, in that storyline. You've got a lot of video of you know, people that were taking videos back then that's missing. Um people that had their videos taken.

SPEAKER_00:

I wonder why presidents don't ever go on parades anymore in the backseat of convertibles. Right. You know, I just wonder why.

SPEAKER_02:

Right. But I think that's the largest one.

SPEAKER_00:

And I guess my other question is do we open up a new a new topic or do we keep talking about this one?

SPEAKER_02:

Because I think we've kind of beat this one senseless.

SPEAKER_00:

So yeah, let's nine plus eleven does equal twenty. Um, let's get into this, boys.

SPEAKER_01:

Fun fact fun fact.

SPEAKER_00:

Fun fact for you about nine-eleven.

SPEAKER_01:

No, it's actually my birthday. Really? Yeah. I was born uh nine 1987, 9-11.

SPEAKER_00:

So the official report says a federal technical building and fire safety investigation of the collapse of the twin towers was conducted by the United States Department of Commerce National Institution of Standards and Technology. And the investigation was to serve as basis for improvements in the way buildings are designed, blah, blah, blah. The report was completed April 6th, concluding that the fireproofing on the twin towers steel infrastructure was blown off by the initial impact of planes, and that if this had not occurred, the towers would likely have remained standing. Why the fuck would fireproofing have anything to do with it?

SPEAKER_02:

So fireproofing, I know a little bit about it, but fireproofing keeps the steel, the structure of the steel from wavering. I mean, it keeps the the structure itself s safe.

SPEAKER_01:

Right. From collapsing on itself.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I mean because that's honestly, like uh like homes, the homes that are built wood structure, they like in a fire, in the event of a fire, they're gonna last and stand a lot longer than something that's built metal. And it's not fireproofed or anything like that, because as soon as that metal gets hot, it starts to bow, it starts to move, and then everything has to be.

SPEAKER_00:

So let me ask you this if the metal got hot on the top of my cup right here, why would it spread down and would it it wouldn't? It would be pretty isolated. Maybe it may be a floor or two from there, but not the whole. It wouldn't be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, definitely not the floor at the bottom. Right. Or the 20th floor or whatever. I don't even know what did they say what floor that was, the the plane actually.

SPEAKER_01:

It was pretty high up there, I know that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. So I you even if you said ten floors below that, right? That's fifty feet.

SPEAKER_00:

The fires weakened the tresses supporting the floors, making them sag. The sagging floors pull down the exterior steel columns to the point where exterior columns bowed inward with a damage to the core columns, the buckling exterior columns could no longer support the buildings, causing them to collapse. But that still doesn't make sense because once they have toppled.

SPEAKER_02:

I I mean, if you watch the videos, the many, many videos that are out there, that building, both of them, come down, free fall. They I mean they're just like they're not connected to like a Las Vegas demolition. Right, exactly. Like a demolition, and that's exactly what I think happened.

SPEAKER_01:

Do you guys remember um what you were actually doing the morning of? Oh yeah. Oh, dude, I gotta Isn't that weird how like like a large event that grips everybody? Like everybody remembers what they were doing. Yeah. So I was smoking weed on my couch.

SPEAKER_00:

Do you ready?

SPEAKER_01:

With my mom, I was smoking weed before school because that's the only I have ADHD, short story. But um that's the only way I can calm down. My mom used to let me smoke weed. So I would smoke a little weed before school and then I would go off to school and then not fuck around.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. But uh Dave, what does mom always tell you? If you study high and you take the test high, you're gonna get high scores.

SPEAKER_01:

Um I don't remember that speech, but my mom is definitely trying to help me out. But it's also it's called Adderall, dude. Yeah. No, I can't take that either. I can't take that. But I thought I thought it was a movie when we were watching it. I was we my mom watched uh the morning news every you know, every day, every morning, and uh, we were watching that. I was smoking pot, and then my school called me and said, You don't need to come to school, so I continued to smoke pot the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_00:

That's what's weird. You must have missed a little bit of class because I I believe those hit in the morning. Yeah, because where I was was in middle school in class. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just got in a watch. You guys are a bunch of young folks, like a fossil watch or something. I thought it was awesome, and I was reflecting the sun off of my watch into my best friend's face while they were making this announcement. You see, never forget that, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Crazy moments when 9-11 hit. What's yours, right?

SPEAKER_00:

I'll never forget that because he pulled me into the hallway. It was just like, are you fucking kidding, babe? And I went to like a sheltered school, he dropped an F, dude, and I was like, Oh, I fucked up. Yeah, I fucking blew it. You know, I'm not gonna report this because this is kind of cool. Go you, you know. I get it now. All right, your your F bomb has just let me know I fucking blew it. Right. You know?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. So I was uh when it actually happened, I was sleeping because I was working nights at the time. And uh somebody came in and and woke me up and yeah, I walked out and saw that and then by that time I don't think the second plane it hit. I think I actually a witness down watched the the video of that, or you know, they were they were filming the one or the news and then the other one hit or that's wild.

SPEAKER_01:

It's so wild that they came down so fast.

SPEAKER_00:

So here's some uh some speculation for you boys. Yeah. So there's there's a bunch of conspiracy theories on this. The the couple ones that I know, um the the owner of the World Trade Center ate breakfast in the top of the World Trade Center like every day. Every day without fail for 30 years. Only day he missed was 9-11. Yep. Okay, that's a weird thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep.

SPEAKER_00:

He also got a ton of money in insurance for that. I don't know that that was him because this is another time where it's like the Charlie Kirk thing, right? If this is truly a big muse, like it's hard for me to truly and I could be swayed, but like to truly believe that like presidents and all these people are in on it, right? Like, two, that's fucking crazy to me. Like it, you know. But anyway, um the other stuff.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, it's if you look at the history of America though, just for a minute. Look back at all of the things that have happened, and then the FBI's been involved in, presidents have been involved in. Exactly. There's no there's no way for me to say that he or she or whatever president wasn't involved, didn't know anything. I mean, it's uh it's almost impossible for me to say that and to think that because of everything that's gone on in the history of American government. That's all shady. It's hard to trust it's hard to trust. I've lost I've lost all the way up in Vietnam. They came and they basically that's I think for me, that's when the downfall of the American government and everything, that's when that's when the public started not trusting them anymore because they blatantly lied to our faces during that whole shit show.

SPEAKER_00:

That's true. And that's happen in history.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean look what happened what's happening now. The government shut down.

SPEAKER_00:

I know, and this thing we Yeah, the government shut down too, which is odd, like we just had the Epstein thing where there's the files and there's not the files. Did they we just had the Charlie Kirk thing, we just had this, and I understand like a little bit of the logic, but here's what I think with Epstein too is like if I knew that your name was on that list, I could get you to do whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, not necessarily, and people this is a big thing that people have to realize that it's just it's not just what happens in America. You've got people on that list that are all over the world. You got people in Prince Upper Ashley, Prince Andrew, all over the world. So for somebody to take that list and and first off, if you put the list out, what what's gonna happen to him? They basically already did.

SPEAKER_01:

They showed you pictures of all these people with it, and now they're saying that Trump was an FBI agent. So Trump could be in a bunker with 18 little girls with his pants down, and he's gonna be dismissed because oh, he was an FBI agent. And they were also saying that Epstein was CIA. So that excuses that too. And Gisleine Maxwell just came out and basically pardoned both of them. Yeah. And now she gets to go to a nice little prison and she's probably gonna get let off. And now they're talking about a pardon. So there's holes in a lot of stories, man. Yeah. This is why I don't have any trust for my government at all.

SPEAKER_00:

But let's get back to 9-11 while we're while we're I started. Side note, sorry. Yeah. I get heated when that was about the biggest, the biggest, the biggest holes. Oh my god. The biggest holes Explain. Um the biggest holes in this are for me are the free fall of the building. One, two, uh tower uh building seven falling by itself, not getting hit.

SPEAKER_01:

So I didn't even know about that. Was there a plane wreckage? I don't even think there was plane wreckage. Oh, I just so the other thing about this is the plane. How do you get hit? How does a building get hit without plane wreckage on the field, bro?

SPEAKER_00:

Building seven also fell.

SPEAKER_01:

That was the that was the document office. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I didn't even know about that.

SPEAKER_00:

Yep, it was behind the it was behind the two towers and it fell around the time that the other one's dead. Where's the plane at?

SPEAKER_01:

There's no plane wreckage. Can't get hit by a plane if the plane wasn't there.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Yeah, there's all kinds of uh that this one's holographic too. Where they seven. And shit like that.

SPEAKER_01:

And then it detonates and then they fall. Yeah. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

So so yeah, the big holes are the free fall of the building. Yep. Building seven falling on its own, why? Yep. The countless, the countless phone calls that have been scrubbed from the internet of people claiming an explosion happened, calling the police, not that a plane hit. Yep. There's like 160 of those on that day. Right. Yeah. I just heard an explosion at the World Trade Center, send everybody. Just heard an explosion at the World Trade Center. But let's not talk about that, right?

SPEAKER_01:

That's it.

SPEAKER_00:

This has everything to do with it. Right. If that happened first, then that plane's irrelevant. That thing was coming down, it doesn't fucking matter. You're just blaming someone now.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. Plus, oh, so you gotta throw the Pentagon in there. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

In the Boeing 747 went through that, and there's no wing, no nothing. Yeah, no footage in the most secure fucking building in in our country.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Other than the White House?

SPEAKER_02:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

Really?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I bet to the I bet the Pentagon has more security than the White House. I'll bet you're right. I'll bet it does.

SPEAKER_01:

I bet they're not even there. Why would you say, hey, the president's in this building? Right. I mean, it's just an open invitation to you know. So those are the big theories.

SPEAKER_00:

The twin towers were brought down by explosives. Yep. Missile hit the Pentagon.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I don't know about a missile. I don't know what that was at the Pentagon. I don't think it was a missile.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh it could be um, but the government knew about the attacks and stood the military down. Insider traders knew about the attacks.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh yeah, the big one there would be to follow the money who made the most money that day. Where did the money go?

SPEAKER_01:

Well, there was one trillion dollars that went missing the morning of, and it aired actually on news uh for maybe 20 seconds, and never I've seen that. Yeah, it's like why did these things happen? Oh shit. You know, but let's not talk about that right now.

SPEAKER_00:

But I think that part of 9-11 was also to get the war going that we want, right? We only do wars with people's natural resources we want. That's just the fucking truth. I don't care what anyone says if you have good oil, if you have good, you know, we're coming for you, right? Um, it's just a big machine. But I I don't know. I guess what I'm trying to get at with all this, and I I know that this is very different from our normal episode, but I'm I kind of like it. Um I I just I'm sick of being lied to. I I don't care what the fuck the truth is. I just want to know. You know, I like you said, you remember You want clarity. You remember exactly what you're doing that day. Dave was playing with his wiener and smoking some dupes, dude.

SPEAKER_03:

Was not.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah, that's a you went into detail about that, dude. That's why it touched to the right a little bit. Anyway, anyway, I'm fucking playing two fat blunts with mom.

SPEAKER_01:

That's what I was that's what I was smoking for.

SPEAKER_00:

I was getting in trouble and heard a teacher say fuck, you know.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Um but like I'm just I'm ready, I'm ready to hear the truth. And and the Charlie Kirk one, I think it it bugs me a lot, and I'm not saying it bugs me more than 9-11, because obviously a lot more people were lost 9-11, and it was a big scandal, but 9-11 didn't have the technology that we have now. Like, like the same, like, like I get there was video, but it means it's gonna be green. Or so we or so we thought.

SPEAKER_01:

Usually, usually the public's 50 years behind the military. The military is 50 years ahead of us. And they I mean, look what they give us. They give us phones, they give us lab. We have this, but think about where they're at.

SPEAKER_00:

They know exactly what I'm ready for the FBI to start being a little more transparent with us, right? I don't need I don't need to always know if there's a threat, you know, on airport and whatever. I don't want to know all that. I don't need to be honest. I don't either. I mean, that that would be a good idea. But when it comes to something like this where we're actually served a video where he's shot in the neck.

SPEAKER_01:

Right. Here, watch.

SPEAKER_00:

And then you're gonna tell us that it's like it's just the most bogus story ever, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Right. It'd be like me showing up to the office at one o'clock and being like, what were you doing? Like, I talked to a customer about what stuff? Don't ask more questions.

SPEAKER_02:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

Like, that's kind of how they're treating us, though, as people. It's like, dude, it's it's time to nut up, dude. Like, it's yeah, it's time to either fucking tell the truth or or accept that people fucking hate you and just move on because I don't trust the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02:

This is honestly, this is what I'm hoping is happening. Okay. We've been lied to for many, many, many years throughout the government and throughout the the whole of everything. I know that there's there's gotta be a changing of the tide, right? There has to be at some point. You have to bring those people that have been doing this shit, the lying and the deceitful shit, you've got to bring them out of the shadows somehow.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And I really hope that that's what's happening. What Trump is actually doing. What he's trying, yes. Yeah. What he's trying to do.

SPEAKER_01:

They're doing it with money. Yep. They're doing it, you know, in a lot of different aspects, but it's it's crazy to watch, you know, the trend. And it's gonna be scary. I know it's gonna be scary. Absolutely. I think I thought they're gonna give us little droplets here and there, and it's just gonna grow. They want our eyes off uh something. They want our eyes off of our financial system collapsing. Because that's what's happening. The dollar's lost 50% of its buying power. Yeah. We're not a petrol dollar. Right. Oh, we've lost that.

SPEAKER_02:

We came off the gold standard a long time.

SPEAKER_01:

And they're talking about doing digital currencies and all that. So obviously, they don't want our minds on the financial collapse. Digital digital IDs, digital currency. EU. They just said that Americans have to surrender your biometrics before you go to the EU. Oh, yeah. Everything, iris, your fingerprint, everything. Wow. I'm sorry to say this, guys, but uh it's they they want to digitally know what you purchase.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

They want to program money to say you can't buy firearms, you can't buy bullets, you can only buy this type of meat. You know, it's disgusting what what what it all boils down to. And it's it's exactly what you said. It's evil people doing evil shit. And for me, I've studied this shit my entire life. Right when 9-11 happened, uh it just you know kind of grew in me, but I've haven't trusted my government since like eighth grade.

SPEAKER_00:

I want to, too. That's the worst. I agree with you. I that's the worst.

SPEAKER_01:

But there is good, there is good sides of it. There's good and bad. If it was all bad, we'd be in cages and shot in the back of the head. Okay, let's let's be real about this. There is a faction of good people in our government, and I believe it's it's what Trump is actually doing. Yep. You know what I mean? But it's we're gonna go through a lot of shit to get there, guys. Yeah, absolutely. You know, and that's on that's my real opinion.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00:

I don't even care. Like like going back to like the Epstein list, I don't care if we know everything. I just care that's being dealt with. I care about it. I want prosecutions. I want those people put away. I want those people put away. You don't touch little kids, man.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00:

You're like just something. And that's what bugs me the most, right? There's one guy taking the fall for this huge ring. And the other side of that, too, is that he was paid by Israel too.

SPEAKER_01:

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00:

And I almost like my theory on that, which is really weird, is that all of these people were brought to this place, right, with free reign by Epstein as a way to manipulate and control said people. Because now you have now you have dirt on them. It's black. Now they can't run for office again if I release this video of you being in a 13-year-old.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, right. But you can yeah, but you can. That's the sick part. You look at look at our government as a whole, look at senators uh on either side, it doesn't matter. Right. They're both involved. Most of them are criminals in some way, shape, or form.

unknown:

Right.

SPEAKER_02:

They've been arrested for DUIs, they've had uh whatever. I mean, you name it. They've they've had so much shit. Nobody gives a shit anymore. No. Weird. They treated, you know, they're they're treated like leaders, right? But they're not. They're supposed to be public servants. They're supposed to be serving our interests, our public interests. That's not what they are doing. Right. In any way, shape, or form.

SPEAKER_00:

That's true.

SPEAKER_01:

It's sad to watch the downfall.

SPEAKER_00:

It's weird to me that like when Cash Patel's on and he's talking about the Charlie Kirk case and stuff, that like somebody with common sense has not raised their hand and been like, so you're telling us that he climbed up on the roof, uh, reassembled a gun, and then uh climb or disassembled the gun before climbing off the roof, and then reassembled the gun in the woods. Right. But can you show us how this is done?

SPEAKER_02:

How many people are asking those questions? Everybody.

SPEAKER_01:

They're not letting people ask those questions. Right, but I mean I think they cleaned up the crime scene, whisked everything away. Right now, nothing happened. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's it's wild. Yeah, it's it's crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

I just I don't know.

SPEAKER_01:

I think you do know. I think Yahoo knows.

SPEAKER_00:

Once again, this episode is brought to you admired by Yahoo. When it comes to sports, when it comes to porn, and when it comes to general searching for taco, though. You search it up. But yeah, I don't know. Um, there's just there's so many questions, but I I agree with you guys that there's gotta be a change in tide. It almost goes back to the separation of church and state, and I know that I know that's big. You guys aren't crazy religious, or they're like, I know that, but that's a big thing at the same time. But I think that that that was really a more of our morals aligning with the church than it was like we have to, you know, we don't even pray in schools anymore, we don't sing, you know, or do the national anthem. It's not a fucking thing. So I think that the more that we've distanced ourselves from that way of thinking, the further that we've gone down this evil path from the world. And I don't know. That's just that's that's that's that's where my head goes. And I think that 9-11 is a big thing, and I think there's a lot of people involved that don't want it coming to light. They're gonna do everything they can to not make it public. But there's more to this than someone hijacking a plane, driving at 600 miles, whatever it was. I mean, it was like an hour to get to New York from where they were. You can tell me our Air Force can't track that.

SPEAKER_01:

There was no black box either in the plane.

SPEAKER_00:

Like, it's just there's so much weird shit. Like, it's it's yeah, I don't get it.

SPEAKER_01:

What was it again? Remind me, it was uh ten guys with uh box cutters. Yeah, got that? That was their thing. That's I remember box cutters, I don't remember how many guys. Right. Yeah. It was it's such a rabbit hole to jump down.

SPEAKER_00:

Here's not a myth, here's a truth, right? No, I can't say this. Never mind. I'll say this off air. The guys that did 9-11 were probably promised a bunch of virgins prior to contrary believe uh uh you actually don't want a virgin, you want a born-again stripper Christian, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like, she's dropped it down low, she's got the fucking heels with the fucking fish in them, dude. But she could suck a fucking basketball through a straw. And that's why you marry her. You know what I mean? The virgins? What do I do with that? Yeah, they don't do that. What do I do with that? Why don't I put that in my mouth? Yeah. Ah, you pissed with that. You know, like do you want to hear that? No. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, before a motherfucker before a motherfucker convinces me to go kill myself in a crazy way, for 70 versions. It's gotta be like 40 born-again stripper Christians, every race, every nationality, all with different talents, right? Oh, yeah. Like, this is Kama Sutra, and she can stick it backwards, dude. This deer is uh, you know.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god. Oh yeah. Yeah, 40, 40 dirty sluts and know what they're doing.

SPEAKER_00:

I can make you come any way I want. Just sit down. You know, it's just like sit down, daddy. You know, like it's like, okay, now let's talk Taco Bell terms. You know, am I gonna give free tacos for life? And moving popcorn? Where do we draw in there?

SPEAKER_02:

I can see you off as somebody for Taco Bell free for the rest of your life. Yeah. Unfortunately born again. Strip aggressions, probably.

SPEAKER_03:

You know?

SPEAKER_01:

Someone someone's gotta do it.

SPEAKER_02:

Someone's gotta do it.

SPEAKER_00:

But oh man, I Thank you so much, Mr. Dave, for joining us today.

SPEAKER_01:

Thank you for having me.

SPEAKER_00:

We went down rabbit hole and we showed that even a conspiracy theory episode can be goofier than fact. Damn it. I like that. I think you should be on the show again. I really liked your input. I would love it. We've had some awesome guests on the show.

SPEAKER_02:

We have.

SPEAKER_00:

Don't tell them I said that.

SPEAKER_02:

No, that's good. Yeah, it's uh I think the new season moving forward. I think we'll probably hear a little bit more of this. Just some different wild, crazy shit that's going on. And I'm gonna be honest that I'm not gonna know anything about it. So it's probably gonna make it funny as hell. I study it every day.

SPEAKER_00:

Dude, here's a here's a twist that we could do, alright? And I'm saying this on the air because I believe in it. Here's a twist that we could do, right? Since I know a lot about these these uh conspiracies of what's going on, and like different ones that I could bring to light, right? Yep. How funny would it be if you found a historical event like pre-1900s? It could be any. And you just brought it and you said, tell me about the Council of Trent, Eric. Oh, yeah. I can ask you three questions. That's all I can ask you. And I have to guess what it is. It's gonna be funnier than fuck, dude. Oh no. Well, all these guys named Trent were smoking pot, right? Probably got it from Dave's mom. Yeah. They were looking on Yahoo! Oh my god. They showed up and they're like, let's make this a council. You know what I'm saying?

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Let's control the club.

SPEAKER_00:

So there's the twist, dude. We have we have our content like this. Yep. And then you can bring up any fact that's ever happened in the history. Like, tell me how a National Football League was started, Eric.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, yeah. I think that would be a really good twist. Yeah. I like that.

SPEAKER_00:

There was a thruple, okay? The guy's name's National Football and League. They all started fucking, dude. Like, fucking kangaroos, dude. Triple Puss style. Right. Okay. You're like, let's make it.

SPEAKER_02:

Triple Puss. Oh god. All right. I think that's enough for this one. Triple Puss, dude.

SPEAKER_00:

It's gonna go on the shirt. Kangaroo.

SPEAKER_01:

I think people would like that. They would strangely buy that a lot.

SPEAKER_02:

That'd be a top show. All right, y'all. Well, thanks for hanging with us again. Um, we'll have some new content out very soon.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh dude, I have a triple pus song already, real quick. Monogamy, monogamous, until you meet that triple puss. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh my god. All right, Joe. That's way that's the way to sign up.

SPEAKER_00:

I was all about monogamy until I had that triple pus inside of me. Wait, I'd be inside of it. But it would be anyway.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. Thank you for having me, guys. You bet. Thanks. We'll uh we'll catch you on the next episode. Peace out.

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