Season 2 Episode 2 Drug Side Affects

Start with a hot take, veer into a wellness check at -12°, and end by detonating the most ridiculous pharma parodies you’ve ever heard. We kick off with real football talk: why some quarterbacks get buried by bad franchises, why Seattle’s path with Sam Darnold actually makes sense, and how teams gamble on rookies before they’re ready. There’s respect for Drake May’s ceiling, skepticism about Minnesota’s decision-making, and a grounded reminder that college dominance doesn’t guarantee NFL poise.

Then comes the heartbeat of the episode. We call our friend Dave live after he spent a week without heat while Michigan froze over. It’s all there—the delayed part, the frosted windows, the stubborn pride—and the promise that next time he calls us first. The relief when his house snaps back to 72 degrees tells its own story about community, winter resilience, and how a good roast can still be an act of care.

From there we let loose on modern life: streaming fatigue, sports locked behind a mess of services, and the price of snacks that somehow became a luxury purchase. It’s funny because it’s painfully accurate. And then we hit warp speed with our top five fake drug ads—spot-on sendups of glossy pharma commercials with earnest voiceovers, impossible warnings, and side effects that are somehow both too honest and too absurd. We built them like real spots, then gleefully pulled the pin. The result is a cathartic, unfiltered run at everything those ads pretend to fix.

Stick around for the shoutouts, the callbacks, and the kind of chemistry that only comes from years of talking about real stuff and laughing through the tough parts. If you’re here for sports, friendship, and fearless comedy, you’re in the right place. Hit follow, share with a friend who needs a laugh, and drop your own fake drug tagline in a review—we’ll read the best ones on air.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Episode Setup

SPEAKER_05 0:19

Welcome back to the Route and Loudie Podcast. This is season two, episode two. And tonight we got some uh got some variety for you. We're gonna riff for a little while. We're gonna talk about random shit, you know, that goes on. And then uh we're gonna finish it up with our top five drugs, but not drug names. Drug names. But not math. No. We've got some new and improved drugs for the market.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

And we'll tell you what they're for. We'll tell you what the side effects are. I might even have a tagline or two. I'm not sure. I'm sure you do. I can't. Oh, some of my best work, man. And for you guys, it's a top ten.

SPEAKER_05 1:02

Yeah. Yeah, so we each have a top five of uh drug names and side effects and uh and top five teaser.

SPEAKER_04 1:09

The first line on my notepad is do you have spaghetti cock?

SPEAKER_02 1:13

Dude. Is that for the first drug?

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Yeah. Nice. Spaghetti cock, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:20

Spaghetti co- what's spaghetti cock?

SPEAKER_04 1:22

Like a noodle. It's like not very hard. It's cooked. Yeah. It's wet. You know, it's not working.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

It's a soggy noodle.

SPEAKER_04 1:31

It's cool to look at, but it's not for you know. So spaghetti cock would be if you can't get it up. You know, if you're having trouble.

SPEAKER_05 1:40

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 1:42

You know.

Super Bowl Picks And QB What-Ifs

SPEAKER_05 1:43

So Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_04 1:45

Yeah. That's coming up in shit a week from Sunday.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

Yeah, and we got the uh we got the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks this year. I'm not excited about either one of those teams.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

I am I'm kind of excited about Seattle.

SPEAKER_05 2:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

Here's why. So Sam Darnold, their quarterback, is a guy that like just got kind of screwed from the get. Like I believe he got drafted by the Jets. Okay. Um played a lot of like I think the Panthers, maybe after that. I'm not sure. But he then he ended up in Minnesota.

SPEAKER_03 2:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:26

And last year Minnesota goes 14 and 3 with him at quarterback. And he's like 27. So he's been in the league for five, six years. He just hasn't had a great opportunity. And you wonder how many players are like that. Yeah. You know what I mean? They get like if you get drafted by Washington, or if you get drafted by the Jets, or if you get drafted by the Raiders. How the fuck can you really show your talent?

SPEAKER_05 2:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:51

Their team sucks. You're just a bag of dicks, you know? That's all you is.

SPEAKER_05 2:57

You're just another dick on the fire.

SPEAKER_04 2:59

Dude, yeah. So for Minnesota to drop him and go with JJ McCarthy, and yes, I am a Michigan fan, and that's okay. But I'm just saying, like, that's a dumb move. Because that was his first year out. But Sam Darnold just took you 14 and 3.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:15

I don't care what the circumstances are. You've been feeling pain in Minnesota, and they're feeling a lot of pain in Minnesota right now. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of crazy shit going on. But like, for you to drop him when he's not going to cost you that much, it's the stupidest move in the world.

SPEAKER_05 3:30

I mean, that's just that kind of tells you all you need to know about people in Minnesota, you know? Oh, like Tim Walls.

SPEAKER_04 3:37

I mean, he's one of them. Smart guy. But anyhow, um, for them to drop him, and then him to go to Seattle and go 14 and 3, Seattle has not been good in forever.

SPEAKER_05 3:49

Not since uh Russell. Yeah, Russell Wilson, yeah. And yeah, and he left a minute.

SPEAKER_04 3:58

Five years, six years? I don't know. Yeah. But um, so I'm I'm kind of rooting for him in that. Like that's that's my own. And I think that the Patriots quarterback Drake May is incredible too. He's gonna be fun to watch. He's young. Yeah, it's like his third year, second year. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:15

So yeah, I didn't really agree with the whole JJ McCarthy like put him in when you have a guy. Like, dude, give him a couple years to or at least a year to show, you know, do it be in the practice squad, show what he can do, be a backup when you know, give him some because the NFL in in college is completely different. Oh yeah, you gotta build up to it. So, I mean, we talk about it like we're professionals. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:43

We talk about it like we've been there. Well, I just didn't think that he had the right gait with his run. That's what I noticed right away as an owner. Right. And uh Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:53

I I don't know. It was I I think it was uh I think it's a bad it was a bad move, and I think they're they're seeing that.

SPEAKER_04 5:00

But Michigan's been making some good moves, dude. Look at their basketball team, man. Yeah. I think they're 20 and 19 and one, 20 and one. And I do have a staty May is insane. Their coach.

SPEAKER_05 5:13

I have a stat to throw out there real quick.

SPEAKER_04 5:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

Did you know that in the last year of or the last season or last two seasons that JJ McCarthy was a Michigan quarterback, he went twenty-one and oh.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Never lost a game.

SPEAKER_05 5:32

The last season he was 16-0. But he he the last few games of the previous season, they won those five out. Yeah. So he went 21 and 0.

SPEAKER_04 5:43

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 5:44

So anyway.

SPEAKER_04 5:45

He was insane. He was yeah, he was a great college quarterback. I'll never take that. Like, incredible. He was great for that team. Like, it was just he used the players properly. I'm excited. I'm excited for um Cal winning him. Like I he's he's gonna be good. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:00

I really love the more I see him, the more I read about him.

SPEAKER_05 6:02

Yeah, like the more the more I hear him talk, you know, like the interviews that he's had in the last couple of months, or last month, I guess I should say. Uh every time I I see him, I I really like I like his just seems like he has a great worth ech work ethic. He wants to worth ethic. He wants to do right by the players. And he's he just has this don't fuck with me attitude. You know? And I like that. And he has to clean house.

unknown 6:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:35

There's a lot of shit going on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

They gotta figure out for sure. You know what I mean? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:40

And and and I think he will. Yeah, he'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

We'll see what happens this season. Yeah. Should we uh should we see if Dave has heat?

SPEAKER_02 6:52

Yes, let's do it.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

So Dave, who is on our show, and I'm gonna definitely show this to him, um He's one of my best friends. I absolutely love the guy. And uh he called me the other day. He's a great dude. We were talking. Yeah, he welds for us. I don't know, but um so I was talking to him the other day and he's like, I don't have heat. And I was like, How long have you not had heat for? It's like a week. It's like families living in the house.

SPEAKER_05 7:20

It's like, man, we Yeah, and okay, we we have to preface this by saying it was like negative 10? I don't know if it ever got no, it did get negative 12. One it was sat last Saturday, got to negative twelve. He doesn't have heat in his house. No. Like like you told me that today, and I'm like, why?

SPEAKER_04 7:41

It's been so cold. Yeah. Alright, we're gonna call him put him on the spot.

SPEAKER_05 7:44

Okay. Yeah, you might yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 7:54

Hey, what's up, buddy? Um, I'm just letting you know that you are live on our podcast right now, and I'm really high, so I thought I'd call you and put you on the spot. Did you get your heat fixed? Do you have heat? Hey. Yo.

unknown 8:13

Yeah, I can do eating.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

Do you have heat?

unknown 8:16

Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_04 8:17

We just told the story of how you haven't had heat for a week and it's been like the the coldest it's ever been in Michigan. And I was just calling to make sure that you had heat because we were just telling everybody that you're our boy, and you've been on the show before, so it was only right on this episode to let everybody know that you are alright. You know what I'm saying?

Minnesota Moves And College To NFL Jumps

SPEAKER_00 8:37

I am doing fine, and thank you so much for checking on me, but it sucked really bad. It was so bad that I basically had ice on the inside of the Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_03 8:52

Hey, can you sit in here, dude?

SPEAKER_00 8:54

I'm like it's like nine o'clock at night. I come out before everybody's done eating, I clean up everything, I'm gonna fucking throw on me. I'm fucking sitting here, I'm looking at my breath, and I'm looking at these iPhones and I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 9:11

So what happened was on the inside of your window?

SPEAKER_00 9:15

I ordered a part from California and the plane, the UPS plane was delayed because of a storm. So they added like two more days to be waiting for. And I looked at Jennifer and I'm like, two more days, babe. And then when it said it was gonna be delivered, it took an extra day, bro.

SPEAKER_04 9:34

Oh my god, and you're like, I'm gonna kill those fuckers. I swear to God. I'm so cold right now. Alright, I've been watching hot tub videos trying to stay positive, but it's not fucking working. Alright.

unknown 9:45

Oh my god, no. It was not working, dude.

SPEAKER_04 9:49

Oh my god, I'm s dude, I'm so happy you have heat. Can you make us a rule, though, a new rule? If this ever happens again, will you call me or Brad?

SPEAKER_05 9:57

Yeah. Call me, dude.

unknown 9:58

I will. I will, dude.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

I mean, I'm not going to burden anybody or anything like that. You're not burdening, though. This is like life or death. Like, burdening is like, I don't really like my car. Dude, at one point I'm like, what am I doing?

unknown 10:12

What am I doing here?

SPEAKER_04 10:14

Right. Yeah. What are you doing? A fucking buddy heater and some hand warmers aren't gonna do it, dude. You know?

unknown 10:24

I wasn't wearing double stars.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

Oh my god! You had two pairs of you dude, you had two pairs of gloves this whole time? You had two pairs of gloves this whole time? Yeah, it's the Rockies.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

You had two pairs of gloves this whole thing.

SPEAKER_02 10:44

I'm gonna kill you, Lloyd. I'm gonna kill ya. Oh my god.

unknown 10:51

I mean, we may we had fun with it, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 10:53

Did you guys build an igloo inside? What did you guys do? Any uh snow angels inside?

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Uh Jennifer came across the crazy video. Um she wants to do this uh this year sometime. But you take like a tote, right? And then you fill it full of snow, and then you clear a uh a nice, you know, flatland, and then you actually make an igloo out of cubes of the tote, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 11:24

Oh yeah. Yep. Alright, I'm in. I didn't understand you at first, but now that I do, and you painted the full picture, I'm in. Let's build an igloo, bud. And let's make the tote say igloo, you know, so it's like double purpose, you know? But yeah, dude, the next episode of our podcast, this this whole entire conversation is on it. I just want you to know that.

unknown 11:48

Wow, dude. Thank you guys.

New Michigan Coach And Culture Reset

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Dude, we just want to make sure you're alright, dude, it's a thing. And I'm, dude, it's been like what, negative 10 a night? It's negative. Negative six. One night it was negative ten, feels like negative twenty. And there's Dave being all badass. Like, dude, I'm fine. Alright? I got a Coleman tent. I got a lantern and a great mind. You know? Yeah. Oh, don't ever do that again, man. Something happened to you because you just didn't call us. Swear to God, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 12:18

Yeah, we would have killed you.

SPEAKER_04 12:19

That's a real buckeye move, dude. Oh my god, but yeah, you're gonna be on the podcast, bud. But I'm gonna go back to recording that. Dude, I'm so glad that you're not frozen though. Yeah. It's awesome.

unknown 12:37

I am I am totally not frozen.

SPEAKER_00 12:39

Right now, at the current moment, my house is 72 degrees.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

That's oh, that's so nice, dude. What if I knocked on the door during that that dark time and was like, do you wanna build a snowman?

unknown 12:56

Yeah, we probably wouldn't freak out if you would have did that.

SPEAKER_04 12:59

Someone's doing it though. Oh, I'm so proud of you guys, man. Fuck the system. Fuck buying a new one. Let's wait for this part, you know.

SPEAKER_00 13:09

Yeah, it was actually just uh exhaust fan for the stack. So I got the serial number on it for order the part, and then I just put it back on and it worked right away.

unknown 13:20

It was really cool.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

You're today's hero, buddy. You're gonna be on the show again too, you nailed it.

unknown 13:28

They were like, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_04 13:29

I'm like, tell me the tell me the worst thing that happened during this miserable time. What was the worst thing that happened due to the cold?

SPEAKER_00 13:39

Uh kind of vulgar, but the hardest thing for me was kind of vulgar. Like a man like on a super cold toilet super. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:58

Oh, it's like when I had to do it hunting. I'd always come back with one one sock that was gone. You know. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

But yeah, we're uh we're doing good. Thank you guys so much for checking on me. That means a lot for me.

SPEAKER_04 14:18

Dude, we're doing it on the show. Like, there's proof of this interaction, right? Yeah. Oh my god. Dude, I'll call you when I leave here, man. But but thank you uh for getting your heat fixed, man. I'm just glad you're alright. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Love you too, brother. Alright, Dave. We'll talk to you, man.

unknown 14:37

All right, right.

SPEAKER_04 14:40

All right, see you, buddy. That was awesome. I love that guy so much. He just played along. He's like, alright, cool. You know?

SPEAKER_03 14:52

Dude, I would play, I can understand though. A week and a half? Can you imagine if it's negative 12 out?

SPEAKER_04 15:00

What would that do to a house? Like, negative, how hot would it be in here if you just cut the heat? Down here?

SPEAKER_05 15:06

Say it's Oh, dude, it wouldn't take long to get down to 50. So one story. It wouldn't take long to get to 50, I'm sure. Can you imagine? It's okay. So have you met Dave's family?

SPEAKER_04 15:18

Yeah. They're awesome. Yeah. I don't know if I haven't. Chloe's awesome too. She's a really nice girl.

SPEAKER_05 15:25

Um, but yeah, just sitting sitting down on an ice cold toilet seat. Oh. Yeah, that had to suck.

SPEAKER_04 15:31

Hard pass.

SPEAKER_05 15:32

That had to suck.

SPEAKER_04 15:34

Anyway. Dude, a week of that. Yeah. I want to stop real quick. This isn't an ad, but it's a fake one. Um, to recognize a couple sponsors. Uh, Mary Jones Soda is fan fucking tastic. If you guys want us to do an ad for you, I'll do it for free. I really like the berry lemonade. I like the grape.

SPEAKER_05 15:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

I'll gladly talk about it. You want to know why? Because it's delicious. It's independent since 1996. I believe Jones. Is it refreshing? Dude, it is everything I've ever wanted. Yeah. And I went to cloud cannabis. I went to cloud cannabis in Kalamazoo today. Oh, yeah. Thought I was getting pulled over from my brake light. We gotta fix that, dude. I don't know how I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_05 16:13

I've told you that we needed to fix it.

Calling Dave About Heat In A Deep Freeze

SPEAKER_04 16:15

Can we do it tomorrow, like during the day? Maybe. But um Mary Jones soda, I'll do that for free. Taco Bell, fucking, I'll eat a crunch wrap on air. I'll talk all about it, dude. Give me that volcano sauce, baby girl. And that's kind of what we're doing tonight is uh little ad runs for for uh for drug ads. And I can't I can't wait for it, my man. I can't either and it all kind of stemmed if I'm being real from that next planon ad. So I showed this ad to Brad. And if you if you go uh on YouTube, right? Yep, if you go to YouTube, search Nexplanon N E X P L A N O N ad. A D. Just search that, dude, and look for the girl with a forehead that looks like you can land a helicopter on it. I don't know if they're trying to like sell this as like ugly people fuck a lot. And that was kind of a a cool thing.

SPEAKER_05 17:16

I think e even ugly people get laid. I think that's what they're selling with this product.

SPEAKER_04 17:24

Yeah, they're both not not pleasant to look at. And then the drug goes through everything, and it's like, don't take if you're allergic to Nexplanon, how the fuck would you know if you're allergic to Nexplanon? And then like uh call your call your doctor's out there like that. Call your doctor if it's not in the right location. Yeah. How the fuck would you know where the right location is because it's brand new? It's not like you, you know.

SPEAKER_05 17:49

Maybe they explain where it's supposed to be when they put it in.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

I better get a diagram, a chart, and a video.

SPEAKER_05 17:55

You know what it reminds me of it was many, many years ago, but they had this um birth control device. It was almost it was like a T-shaped that went in somewhere in the Tesla logo? Kinda. That's cool. And it was they they it was like an implant. It went in the wall or something of the tune.

SPEAKER_04 18:19

Do you remember those uh those like Listerine strips that they made? You like put a strip on your tongue, it's like a breath mint, but it like Oh yeah. They made those for pussies, dude, and that's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_05 18:43

What's it gonna do?

SPEAKER_04 18:44

Like freshen the breath or no, it's supposed to like prevent you from having a kid. It's like it's called VCF or something, but Oh, it's an actual thing? I don't know if it makes it smell better. I I never researched it, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:57

Is it an actual thing?

SPEAKER_04 18:59

Like it's actual Yeah, it's like a piece of paper they put in their pasta and it dissolves. And it's like a cum catcher, dude.

SPEAKER_05 19:12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 19:14

Wow. Dude, the cum catcher, that would be the best name of a dude.

SPEAKER_05 19:18

Man, it's too late. Shut that could that should have been one of your drugs, the cum catcher 3000.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

When no means yes, the cum catcher.

SPEAKER_06 19:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 19:44

You go to some bad places. Heath Ledger also uses the cum catcher.

SPEAKER_06 19:51

No!

SPEAKER_04 19:57

Oh man. What did wow what did cootie catcher catchers actually catch, you know? Cootie catchers? Yeah. Do they catch your cooties? You know? I don't know. What is what's a cootie catcher?

SPEAKER_05 20:07

What does a cootie catcher look like?

SPEAKER_04 20:09

It's like that um I don't know, man. Like I I have a penis. I don't know, man. I have a penis, so like it to me looks like an inverse dreidel.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

And you're like, well, I'm getting you know, four.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

And they're like, one, two, three, four. You lift it up. It's like, you're gonna fart peanuts, dude. You know, and then you're like, three, one, two, three, four, five. You'll find your eternal love. And there's like no, it's just I don't know. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I get your cootie shots. So I know it's pretty serious, dude. You know?

SPEAKER_05 20:50

Uh they call that the cootie catcher 4000.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

Dude, the cum catcher. That's such a name. That's can you imagine how awful this question would be if you invented that? Like sitting down at like a random wedding or something's like this is uh this is my wife Sheila, and we own a real estate company. What do you do? Shots fired! Alright, I invented come catcher. You caught me.

SPEAKER_05 21:25

I invented the come catcher 3000.

SPEAKER_04 21:27

Our tagline is you gotta catch them all, dude.

SPEAKER_05 21:30

You know? There's a little Pac-Man dude on the box.

SPEAKER_04 21:34

You'd have to make a mascot with a bunch of arms, dude, catching cats. Like octopus arms coming up, dude. Like, nom nom nom. I don't know. Uh that's just kind of what comes to mind. I can't believe we called Dave on the call. I do. I can. I love you, dude.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

I can't believe that you didn't tell me about that before today.

SPEAKER_04 21:56

What? The company that he didn't have heat. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just learned of this. Yesterday.

SPEAKER_05 22:03

Oh. Alright. I don't feel bad now.

SPEAKER_04 22:07

He does have a Nintendo Switch.

SPEAKER_05 22:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 22:11

What the hell does it have to do with heat a lot? You're gonna feel warmer while you're playing Mario Kart than when you're not playing Mario Kart.

SPEAKER_05 22:19

Yeah, it's a distraction. Distraction from the icicles that are forming on the end of my nose.

SPEAKER_04 22:25

I peed and it turned into ice, dude.

SPEAKER_05 22:28

Like mid-stream. There's steam coming off of my urine.

SPEAKER_04 22:36

Dude, I'm sure there was.

SPEAKER_05 22:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:39

I'm sure there was. Poor guy.

SPEAKER_05 22:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

I don't think I would have made it. My glass half full would have activated. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 22:48

Yeah. Dude, I there no. I don't know why he didn't. Like, I have some room. There's all kinds of people that had room that would have been like, hey, come over here. Stay warm here.

SPEAKER_04 23:01

And the funny thing too, one of our listeners, Jason, is I believe a licensed plumber. Like could do all this and license HVAC.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 23:11

Yeah. Oh, you know Jason. Yeah. Jason's awesome. I hope he comes Barbara.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

Yeah. We got yeah, that's we're in the in the planning stages of that, right? So have we actually have you guys found a house?

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Um, kinda. Kinda the one on the lake that I showed you.

SPEAKER_06 23:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

Alright. That's a good I mean it's about, I don't know. I want to say it's like 225 for everybody with a shirt.

SPEAKER_06 23:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:41

For three nights. There's enough beds too. There's like 13, 14 beds. And that porch underneath. There are neighbors, but it's like, I don't know. Last time I checked out.

SPEAKER_05 23:51

Yeah, but everybody that lives on a lake is gonna they're they're gonna be out and out and about and partying and yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Uh and at the same time, it's like um I don't mean to be this person, but like go fuck yourself, you know. Um is it loud? Like, yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_05 24:16

I doubt there's I I I just hope that there's no Karen's around, you know.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

Some liberalists have been like fighting their urge to rally, dude. You're like on march, like just ready to get pissed and pounce on some, dude. Just ready to throw it out. And we're in her path, dude. There's nothing that scares me more than someone like that, dude. It's like I've been protesting for 29 days straight. Yeah. Okay, but you said you started what'd you do for the other days? I've just been at the hotel. It's like, uh uh. She's just waiting for that next thing, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:48

I wonder what the next thing's gonna be that that they riot about or protest about.

SPEAKER_04 24:53

I hope that it doesn't come out, but I believe that the next thing will involve Ronald McDonald getting raped, and I hope that that's not what it is, dude. You know? Or the burglar, dude? The burglar raped Ronald, dude. I think it was horrible, dude.

SPEAKER_05 25:10

The ham burglar. Is he even still around? Is that is he a thing anymore?

SPEAKER_04 25:16

No.

SPEAKER_05 25:16

Yeah, I didn't think so.

SPEAKER_04 25:19

He's about as current as Kmart, you know?

SPEAKER_05 25:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

Or Circuit City. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:26

Uh Ames. Did you ever go to an Ames?

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 25:32

Uh Blockbuster.

SPEAKER_04 25:36

Hollywood video, dude. My favorite was family video because they had a smut section. It was so funny to me. My favorite part was like I've heard about this over and over, dude. I ended up stumbling into it like out of pure curiosity. Like one time when I was there, I was like looking over, and it was like these two double doors, and then I I thought it was like raunchy comedies or like some like like more, I don't know, indie film or something.

SPEAKER_05 26:05

Isn't it kind of ironic that the only place that had that was family video? I know. Probably because they knew if you have a family, you need this.

SPEAKER_04 26:15

And think about this, right?

SPEAKER_05 26:17

You need an escape.

SPEAKER_04 26:18

We actually had it better back then if you think about it, because you had free channels on most uh like most bunnyers could get 30 channels free. And cable, you could get cable on each TV with everything and movies, you name it, for I don't know, 120 bucks, hundred and thirty bucks. Yeah. And then you buy your movies that you really like and you put them in a DVD player, like how fucking hard is that? Yep. But they're like, you know what, we're gonna fuck with this.

SPEAKER_05 26:47

Oh yeah. So stupid. Everything's a fucking subscription.

SPEAKER_04 26:50

So stupid. But by the time you buy a TV subscription like YouTube, then Hulu, then Netflix, then Paramount, then HBO, then Apple, then there's so many players in the game.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

And and the dude, the thing that really burns my ass is if you wanted to watch all the NFL football games, you can't on just one.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

I know.

SPEAKER_05 27:14

You have to get multiple.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

I know.

SPEAKER_05 27:16

It's like what the hell is that? I think you could probably do it with like NFL Red Zone or whatever. You get everything, but that's stupid expensive.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

I know. And if it weren't for live sports, I don't think that a lot of people would be doing the TV ones, right?

SPEAKER_05 27:31

Yeah.

Surviving The Cold And Laughing Through It

SPEAKER_04 27:33

I don't know. I'm just sick of it. It just seems like everything's a money grab these days. It's like everything is. It's just like us though. Like we produce parts, right? If we have the same part and we have a hundred of them, it's gonna cost a whole hell of a lot if you have five of them. You know? Right. Well, if you're selling in bulk to these huge stores, why the fuck are potato chips going up in price? It's like you guys haven't figured out a better way to make those?

SPEAKER_05 27:58

Potato chips are ridiculous, dude.

SPEAKER_04 28:01

They're insane. It's like seven dollars a bag now. I know. I felt terrible. Like, not that terrible, but I ate a whole bag of Doritos yesterday.

SPEAKER_05 28:15

I felt terri well, not that.

SPEAKER_04 28:17

Dude, I gotta read you my text of Matt from the other day. I might have to stop with the Jones sodas. So this is my text of Matt. Yep. I might have to stop with the Jones sodas. I get the munchies so fucking bad. Last night when you left, I ate the entire cheese bread gone. Made another plate after you left. Fruit roll-ups ten pack. I rolled L10 into a giant long string and smashed. Finished a whole bag of Reese's like the five dollar bag of minis, two sleeves of town halves crackers, and half a bag of Doritos, best night ever.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Jesus, dude.

SPEAKER_05 28:58

That was Sunday morning. That was Sunday morning?

SPEAKER_02 29:01

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 29:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 29:08

Dude, a whole bag of fruit rollers into a long stream. And smash.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Wow. Yeah, that was a good move. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 29:19

I feel like I was smarter for it. You know.

SPEAKER_05 29:25

You're a better man for it.

SPEAKER_04 29:27

Oh yeah. Someone had to do it, dude.

SPEAKER_05 29:29

Somebody had to do it. Everybody's doing it, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:31

It was actually pretty awesome. Like, I mean, I should believe in myself more, but in that moment, it was the right move, you know?

SPEAKER_05 29:44

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

You know? Like I'm I don't know. I don't regret it that much. Dude, those are fucking great. You know? Oh man. Not like the fruit roll-ups like the thin ones. Like think like the sheet, you know? Yeah. I made that into like a long like doobie or like a Tootsie Roll man.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

Oh my god. Wow. It was worth it. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:23

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 30:25

So did you have the soda like Sunday morning?

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Nope. That night before I texted Matt the morning after letting him know all that I ate because my wife went to bed, left me alone.

SPEAKER_05 30:37

That's all it's her fault.

SPEAKER_04 30:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 30:42

It's all her fault. She left you alone, unsupervised. I'm glad she did.

Fake Sponsors And Snack Confessions

SPEAKER_04 30:49

No adult supervision. Dude, that fruit roll-up, man. That's another another company I do ads for free for. Fruit roll-ups, Jones Soda, Taco Bell. Like all day, dude, those three. And you'd Red Bull. I'd do Red Bull too. Yeah, I'd do Red Bull. I would dude, I I love I love Red Bull. I got nothing but good things to say about her. Same thing with the Jones Soda. The sugar free. It sucks, Dick. You know, I'm not gonna be I'm trying not to be rude to y'all, Jones Soda. You know, if you end up wanting me to push the sugar-free, we'll bleep this out. But the full sugar? God damn, that's good, man. The grape and the berry lemonade?

unknown 31:30

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:31

It's like walking on sunshine.

SPEAKER_05 31:36

And then you just stuff your face.

SPEAKER_04 31:38

And for the longest time I didn't know why they named it Mary Jones. I thought it was her name, and I was like, oh, weed one night, dude. I was like, I'm fucking stupid. But now that I'm in a better place, I get it.

SPEAKER_05 31:54

Do we roll with our top fives? Oh. Yeah. That's we we Yeah. I th I think this is gonna it's gonna be a minute, so I think we should roll. Who are you? Do you want to go first or you want me to go first?

SPEAKER_06 32:12

Rock foot.

unknown 32:14

You gotta talk.

SPEAKER_04 32:21

Oh, when I got the yeah. I lost some rock, paper, scissors, and got a Mike Tyson tattoo at a kid's birthday party with 50 kids at it. Yeah, just walked around like I was the man. Told my brother a loser gets a like this lady's face painting stuff, so I got her done.

SPEAKER_05 32:42

It was worth it. Picture was awesome. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 32:47

Or actually, another way we could do it too is I'll write down a number of one or a two, and you gotta guess what it is. Why? That sounds dumb. Let's rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, so you won. I won. So you go first. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 33:11

I get to pick.

SPEAKER_04 33:13

Because I won.

SPEAKER_03 33:14

Because I won, bit.

SPEAKER_04 33:15

It's my rules. And I do you have spaghetti cock? So this is my top funny drug name. Top five funny drug name. Nothing to do with cocaine or anything. It's like drugs for it's like an ad that you would see on the television. Like, don't try Victor V if you're allergic to Victor V. Yeah. Victorvi is.

SPEAKER_05 33:35

I was thinking that you probably put the whole advertisement together.

SPEAKER_04 33:39

Yeah, I did. Do you have spaghetti cock? Do your sexual partners laugh and call you limp disdix it? Try flop iterol. Because enthusiasm shouldn't be optional. Flapiterol helps increase optimism, reduce awkward silences, and restores the idea that momentum is being made in your bedroom. Side effects include dry cock, emotional dryness, false hope, shame, blaming blaming stress and work, and all of a sudden you have an interest in cuddling. Flip iterol. When you're not broken, you're just disappointed. Oh man. Wow. I'd try flip iteral, you know. Number two. Number two. Do you have desert vagina? When the mood is right, but the conditions are arid to say the least. Try vag sand. Vag sand helps manage expectations, lower enthusiasm, and remind everyone that timing is a myth. Don't take vag sand if you're allergic to vag sand or optimism. Side effects include emotional irritation, vaginal bleeding, anxiety, aggressive sighing, and saying we will try another night with authority.

SPEAKER_06 35:37

What the what the hell is a desert vagina? A dry one?

SPEAKER_04 35:46

Like if the moisturizer gets cut out. You know, if it's not nice in there.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

I don't know. I'll bet it happens. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Dry ultra dry. Ultra dry vagina.

SPEAKER_04 36:02

Wow. Number three. We will try another night with authority. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Number three. Love the risk but hate the consequences. When the vibes are strong but the future plans are weak, try rah raw dogging it.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

All one word, raw dogging it.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

All the thrill, none of the oh fucks. Raw dogging it helps keep surprises off your calendar and life decisions off of your conscience so you can live in the moment without living with the moment forever. Side effects include triplets, smug relief, post-sex silence, aggressive water drinking, delayed panic, and overconfidence. Raw dogging it. Because accidents are expensive and optimism is not a plan.

SPEAKER_06 37:08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 37:10

Did I that was a good one? That was a good one. You gotta get that skin to skin, dude.

SPEAKER_05 37:17

Raw dogging it.

SPEAKER_04 37:22

Oh man. Spaghetticock desert vagina. Number three was rod dogging it.

SPEAKER_05 37:37

Did you lose your ability to count again?

SPEAKER_04 37:39

Oh no, there we go. Do you trust yourself to fart the fart that you need to fart right now? If your stomach says maybe, but your pants say no fucking way, ask your doctor about poopanic. Pooh panic helps you look down lockdown uncertainty, restore confidence in your denim, and lets you live your life without mapping out every fucking restroom within a five mile radius of where you are. Side effects include clinched optimism, cautious walking, treating a fart you shouldn't, Oh, trusting a fart you shouldn't, sudden gratitude of solid chairs, taco bell butt, and also delight delayed panic. Pooh panic, because some taco bells come with a warning and some farts are worth fearing. Don't risk it. Lock it the fuck down. Pooh panic.

SPEAKER_05 38:49

Oh shit. How'd I do? You got one more. I know. That one was good. That one was the best so far. Pooh panic? Pooh panic. What about whiff whack?

SPEAKER_04 39:01

Wait.

SPEAKER_06 39:11

Whiff whack.

SPEAKER_04 39:12

Does your cooter have a funky smell that could kill a small animal? It's time to bring in it, bring in the big guns. Whiff whack. Smack that stank at the source. Wham, bam, no smell, ma'am. Side effects, getting phone calls from people who realize you finally have that stinky pussy smell under control. Whispering sorry nice sorry during intercourse. If your sp if your pussy smells like shit, rub wick wiff whack on your clip. Because your cooch deserves respect, your partner deserves mercy, and your nose deserves a goddamn vacation. Lock it down, smack it down that stink. Oh, lock it down, smack that stank and walk proud. But wait there's more, I combined it all into one too. Spaghetti dicks floppin' like wet noodles. Desert pussies screamin' out for v for hydration. Rogue neurons throwing waves. Burrito bombs ticking in your colon. Funky coochies threatening genocide. It's time for the ultimate survival pack. Floppatrol vagisant round and poo panicking whip whack. Flopiterol, well that helps with limp dicks. Dead boner, soul crushing erections. Side effects, drycock, sob mid-foreplay, apologizing for existing, starting at ceilings while whisp staring at ceilings while whispering, why me? And blaming Mercury for life's cruel jokes. Vag sand. Desert pussy deluxe. Side effects arid in the arid as the Sarah. Friction panic. Fantasizing by someone else's water bottle, mid-sex, screaming internally while your partner cries softly. Accidental hatred or intimacy. Row dogging it. Thrill seeking, but don't produce mode. Poo panic and whiffwack. Funky cooters beware. Side effects, sudden confidence, partners chanting in relief, laughter at old smelly vagina memories, whispering sorry, not sorry all the time. Extreme air freshener cravings, nose envy from friends, and randomly bragging about surviving intimate encounters. Rare but serious side effects, farting public, mid-hook up apologies, flopping dicks, sprint to bathrooms, hallucinations of your limbs and genitals screaming at you, existence, dread, partners questioning your sanity, and spontaneous spontaneous organ orgasms for relief. Imagine a spaghetti dick desert pussy, rogue neurons, a tickling colon bomb, and a funk attack all happen at once, and somehow you survive. That's the fly patrol vag saying, raw dog in a poop, panic and whiffwhack, the only thing standing between your body and a total fucking civil war.

SPEAKER_05 42:23

Jesus. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 42:26

Lock it down, smack the funk, survive the night, and pray your body doesn't murder you. With floppet or all that, saying raw dog in a poop panic and whiffwag. Brought to you by Mary Jones Soda. Do you hear how that sounds? I like the grape. I like the grape. Yeah. Mary Jones Soda.com. We'll get it done. My top five is brought to you in part by John Sada. John Sada makes right, John Sada. We make hi, John Sada. No, John Sada.

SPEAKER_05 43:04

Uh wow. I don't know if mine are gonna be as good, but I'll give it my best shot.

SPEAKER_04 43:12

How about this? How about this? If you want me to expand on it, I will randomly expand on it. Alright.

SPEAKER_05 43:19

I've got an ad. I've got some some things. But if you want me to roll, just do one of those and I will every time because Well if you have something to add, go for it. Okay. Number one. Dabanuva. Dabanuva. Dabanuva.

SPEAKER_03 43:38

Dabanuva.

SPEAKER_05 43:41

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SPEAKER_03 44:07

Oh my god, that's great. Dabanuva.

The Nexplanon Ad And Setup For Spoofs

SPEAKER_04 44:10

Do not take Dabanuva if you just got done at a protest. Do not take Dabanuva if you're allergic to Dabanuva. Make sure that you only take Dabanuva when you're around strangers that you know. Dabanuva, Dabanuva.com.

unknown 44:23

Strangers.

SPEAKER_06 44:36

How would you know a stranger?

SPEAKER_04 44:39

No. Dude, strangers that you know.com. And they also like to drink. Jones.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

Just about killed me.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

Oh shit. Why was it called Dabanuva? Dab. Come on, you smoke pot. Oh, like the dab. Like the now when you're doing dabs. Oh. Okay. What is it if you was a current? It's make her to chill the fuck out.

SPEAKER_04 45:19

Oh. You get it now? Minnesota would all be cool right now.

SPEAKER_05 45:25

Yeah. Dude, if you're if they were all high, there wouldn't be any of that shit going on. Dude, fuck this. It's cold, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

Alright. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 45:36

Number two. Does your sexual partner leave you unfulfilled? Oh no. Does it feel like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

SPEAKER_03 45:47

Wobbity wobbity.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

Tri veg Xyos. Whoa. Proven to tighten the lining and walls of the vagina. Feel like you did in your twenties again before you had kids. Also works to strengthen your pic your partner's sexual drive when taken orally. The ability to talk will be reduced or stopped while taking vaggios.

SPEAKER_04 46:14

Dude, vagios should not be taken in conjunction with drugs or alcohol. Talk to your doctor if you plan on taking vaggios before getting on a royal Calypian cruise. Vag Zyos may have you walking around like you have Kegel beads stuck down there, and he's just been doing nothing but squats. That pussy could lift a mag truck off of the parking lot or the cruise ship. Strength, honor, versatility, veg Zion.

SPEAKER_05 46:54

Oh man. All right. Number three.

SPEAKER_04 47:02

Do you veg Zio? That's good. I love the name of it. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_05 47:09

It's cool. Do you do you suffer from Trump deranchement syndrome?

SPEAKER_01 47:16

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 47:17

Does the thought of does the thought of Donald Trump send you into a tailspin? I want to pick it. Trump Faya is in healthy doses is the cure for all those negative thoughts. Sudden sexual identity, along with obeying law enforcement, and increased work ethic, have been reported by by those taking Trump Faya. Severe agitation brought on by stupidity may occur. Trump fire. Side effects may include.

SPEAKER_04 47:55

Oh, are you asking me? Yeah. Side effects include voting for Joe Biden and thinking it was a great idea. Side effects also include thinking that Carl Mile Harrison is qualified to run for office. The other side effects include that thinking that Hillary is a good person. Other side effects include dry dick, soft dick, theme dick, sap dick, sad dick, happy dick, and also bad dick. The Trump fire. We didn't start Trump fire. It was slowly burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start Trump fire. That would be bad, wouldn't it? Yeah. You know vaginal, no no no Anaheim ducks, and Mickey Mouse sucks, and we didn't start Trump Fire, you know?

SPEAKER_05 48:46

All right. Okay. Number four. Are you experiencing spontaneous erections in the gym, at church, or out in the out in the public in sweats? Naglida is a proven way to curb your sexual urges, listening for only 30 minutes a day. Taking more than a recommended dose of naglita can lead to long-term erectile dysfunction, severe depression, and thoughts of suicide. Stop taking naglida immediately if you experience enhanced arousal, as this may result in long-term dating and marriage. For those who want to get down, Naglida. It's called Naglida. Naglida. For the boners? It's for like a nagging wife.

SPEAKER_04 49:50

Oh, that was number five? That was number four. I thought that was what happened with the random boners? I I went in the direction of random boners. I got a whole screen.

SPEAKER_06 50:01

It was all inclusive. You weren't fucking listening.

SPEAKER_04 50:14

I mean it was a chicken, cock, penis, winter, rooster, polypython, dude. That's ready to go. Oh my god. So it doesn't involve a random boner at all. No, it cures you, it cures your random, it cures your random boner. Oh, cool. That's that's what I thought.

SPEAKER_05 50:38

Yeah. Yeah, nag light it. Like your wife is nagging at you all the time. It's gonna make you not have an erection.

SPEAKER_04 50:44

Yep. If she's not flicking, if she's not flicking the bean.

SPEAKER_03 50:52

What the hell does that have to do with anything? What does that have to do with random bonus?

SPEAKER_04 51:00

If she's not getting flicking and you have to get to sticking, don't stroke the chicken. You know what I'm saying? And also don't listen to school of rock while you play with your cock. You know what I mean? Yeah. Who's your favorite tennis player? Is it Venus? Or is it stroking your random boners and penis, dude? I don't know what PolyPython is, dude. I don't know. I wrote that down for Wiener Talk, dude. I don't know. PolyPython. Yeah. Oh. Wow. But yeah, dude, don't be a loner. Call an Uber if you get a random boner. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05 51:42

Right. Okay. Last one. Number five. So it does solve boner problems? Yeah. Nag lighting. So, okay. If you would have fucking listened to the whole thing. No, I don't think you did.

SPEAKER_04 51:57

I think you should replay it for me.

SPEAKER_05 52:04

If you're walking around with random boners, okay? That'd be cool. Like all of a sudden you're in the gym and you just get a boner's popping up all the time.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

Don't go to the gym something.

SPEAKER_05 52:14

Take Naglida. Nag Lita will cure your random boner problem.

SPEAKER_04 52:22

Or don't go to the gym.

Top Five Fake Drug Ads Round One

SPEAKER_05 52:23

Or don't go to the gym. You know, if you get nagged all the time. Listening for 30 minutes a day. Can you imagine just listening for to your wife nag at you for 30 minutes a day? What's that gonna do? It's gonna make you, you know. Stop typing uh nag litah. Uh if if you uh if you have long-term erectile dysfunction, severe depression, yeah, thoughts of suicide. All those are side effects of taking negliday. Wow. Okay. Last one, number five.

SPEAKER_04 53:12

Don't take your neck lida, you won't feel a side of effect, or you will sleep through the night.

SPEAKER_05 53:21

Number five. When individuals are guessing or questioning their sexuality, uh when life just doesn't feel complete. What's called a new medication may do just the trick. Tricox again. Cox again? Tricox again. It's a way for you to come alive again. Do not take if you are gold star or allergic to seafood. Tricox again can be taken vaginally or in an oral suspension. Not recommended to be taken annually. Tricox again.

SPEAKER_04 53:58

Dude, why scissor when you can deliver tricox again? Oh my god. Tricox again. It's just like oxygen. Tricox again. You know? Yeah. And she could have like a like a breathing apparatus, but it's full of penis. But it's full of penis. It's like it's like the shallow end of cocks, you know. Okay. Try cocks again for your random boner. Veg sios tabu no. Oh man. I love our drug name. Everybody's gotta watch that next one on it. It all makes sense, man. I just saw two ugly people dancing in a field and I was like, I don't like it.

SPEAKER_05 54:56

They're in a forest, aren't they? I uh that that doesn't make sense. I think honestly, they were trying to make it so it looked like the Sherwood Forest because of their outfits and I think it kind of reminded me of some Twilight ass shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:11

The other one that I had was uh I had a random one that didn't make it. I know it wouldn't make it. Sneezure freezer, dude. You know. Are your neurons throwing a rave in your brain? It's time to chill them out with sneezure freezer Caesar Freezer. The ultimate shut the fuck up brain. Seizure freezer hunt. Seizure freezer hunt, fish camp. Don't dig if you're allergic to peace control or normal motor skills. Side effects 9-11 seizures, seizures, sneezers, overconcert, overconfidence, visit visiting EDM festivals and enjoying Cher's music, sneezure freezer, because there's nothing sexy about a seizure.

SPEAKER_06 55:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 56:00

Uh wow. Sneizure freezer.

SPEAKER_05 56:03

So what was your what was your favorite one?

SPEAKER_04 56:05

That you did?

SPEAKER_05 56:07

Well, either one that I did or one that you did.

SPEAKER_04 56:11

Overall, I don't know, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 56:13

What's your what's your number one?

SPEAKER_04 56:15

I really like the name Veg Xyos. It just sounds like a real one.

SPEAKER_05 56:19

You know. Veg Xyos.

SPEAKER_04 56:20

And I liked uh whiff whack a lot. You know.

SPEAKER_05 56:25

Uh I think my favorite of yours was Pooh Panic.

SPEAKER_04 56:28

Yeah, dude. Taco Bellman. That's when I had Poopanic. You know, Pooh panic plague, they called it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:40

That's when you have panic poops.

SPEAKER_04 56:43

Dude. Those are the worst poops. It's like when you run, have to run to get there. It's a weird feeling.

SPEAKER_05 56:49

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, uh oh. Because the more you move, the more you have to go. Yeah. Yeah. That's bad. Yeah. Kind of reminds me of Ryan. Oh, fuck our cats. I don't know if you remember.

SPEAKER_04 57:05

I love him. He's great. It's like, yeah, I shit my pants. He just came out and said it, and I loved it. Did you say his name? No.

SPEAKER_07 57:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:20

I think so. It might need to be edited then. Yeah. Um, or just cut.

SPEAKER_05 57:29

We'll cut it. We'll cut it.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

Yeah. I don't know how often we're gonna post these, but it sure is fun when we get the chance.

SPEAKER_05 57:40

Yeah, this is this is the best part of this. Just just recording. Just doing this, hanging out. Couple dudes just talking about random shit, having a good time. Fucking laughing our asses.

SPEAKER_04 57:55

Whiffwag, man.

SPEAKER_05 57:57

Whiff whack.

SPEAKER_04 57:58

Gotta give that stinky pussy a chance, too. You know. It's time to chill. It's time for option B, other than veg. You can shove it on your sack, but you better give that whiff a motherfucking whack.

SPEAKER_05 58:20

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 58:21

Oh gosh. But yeah. Glad Dave is he. Oh, shout out to Jago too. Yes. Dude, it's his birthday.

SPEAKER_05 58:29

Jacko's birthday.

SPEAKER_04 58:30

He's such a cool dude. Like I'm I'm glad you've gotten to know him too. He's just such a cool guy.

SPEAKER_05 58:34

I you know, I I wish I had more time to get to know him. I mean. Yeah. One Barbauer Bash he came to.

SPEAKER_01 58:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:45

Um. But yeah. Well, we'll get to know each other if he is able to come to more. So yeah, school dude.

SPEAKER_04 58:56

Oh yeah. He's fucking great, dude. Wonderful guy, man. I I went up there and saw him. He just came down, which we don't need to talk about on there, but we will someday. Yeah. But uh, yeah, I went up there and saw him, and I had so much fun, man. Like the whole time. Like it was just nothing but fun. The whole time I was there.

SPEAKER_05 59:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 59:19

I yeah, I loved it. I don't know. Him and his wife are awesome. And his neighbor's like such a stower mentality, but he's like, what's that, Dan? And he doesn't smoke. Super cool guy.

SPEAKER_03 59:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:30

Gotta get to know him. Our Uber forgot a Baja Blast. I'll get into it later, but fuck that shit. Still want that Baja Blast, you stupid bitch. You know what I mean? And that's when I got in that Uber with that guy almost killed us, dude. Like, I'm cool, Rick, or whatever, dude. Yep. What was his name? I don't know. I think it was Rick. Rick? I think it was. Fuck that guy, dude. You know? Yeah. The guy that drove us there. Awesome. Yeah. We talked about all sorts of stuff. Fucking bitches, fucking like he was like, yeah, dude, guys will get in the car with their wives and be like, You want to fuck my wife? And he told us that one of the Ubers.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:06

Really?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:09

Well. Must be a thing out there.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:13

Yeah, she said, I don't know. Smash that pus, dude. You know, I can go to vice.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:18

As long as she's had that whiff wrap.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:21

Oh man, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happened to be I got a random boner with Neglider. She wants to try cocks again. You know what I'm saying? Well. Dude, strength, honor, virtue.

unknown 1:00:42

Vag Syos.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:49

Well, I think that's about uh I think that about wraps it up. Um this uh this portion of the broadcast has been brought to you by in part.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:03

Uh thoughts. Ice cream, uh panda panda bears, and uh also the color grain. You know, just cuz one day one day I hope we have sponsors, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:19

That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:20

It'd be so cool. Like I would drink whatever, and I'll talk, I'll give you a plug. That sounds so bad. I'll give you I'll give you a tag. That sounds like a okay. Anyway, but like, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Jones, give me a call. If you have an AI robot, Jones Soda Company. Give us a call.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:37

Yeah. Alright, y'all. We will uh we'll catch you on the next episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:42

Season two, episode two. The next one will be season two, episode three, and my birthday is on two three.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:48

Whoa. Whoa. I know weird. Weird. All right, y'all. Have a good uh I don't know, good month, good week.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:01

Have a good Thanksgiving, everyone.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:06

All right, y'all. Peace out.