The Media Gloryhole Podcast
We started off with a thought years ago: We sit in the garage and talk about music, movies and everything else media-related, maybe we should start a podcast. So, we came up with a plan, and now we talk about everything we watch and listen to, read and play, and we bring you our honest opinions and hopefully make you laugh along the way.
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The Media Gloryhole Podcast
EP 69.5 Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7 & 8
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT: Faction Wars Watch Party
Congratulations, degenerates.
You survived an entire episode of the Media Gloryhole Podcast covering This Inevitable Ruin without starting an actual international incident inside the bar.
Witnesses report multiple emotional breakdowns, at least one table slap, and a thirty-minute argument over whether Carl is still technically the good guy.
The AI has reviewed the footage and determined your podcast setup now legally qualifies as a hostile faction.
Your co-host attempted to explain Faction Wars using beer bottles and snack wrappers.
Strangely… it worked.
Reward Unlocked:
+10 Emotional Damage
+5 Existential Dread
+1 Desire To Burn The System Down
Bonus Reward:
Princess Donut has chosen not to judge you.
For now.
WARNING: The next floor contains races, suffering, and whatever the hell Carl is planning.
The AI reminds listeners that yelling “GLURP GLURP” into a microphone is not technically productive commentary.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT: The Horrible Little Podcast
Against all odds, common sense, and several noise complaints, the Media Gloryhole Podcast has entered A Parade of Horribles.
Tonight’s challengers will attempt to discuss Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8 while surviving escalating chaos, cursed race mechanics, and at least one host aggressively defending war crimes “for tactical reasons.”
Early reports indicate the blonde host has entered a caffeine-induced combat state.
The dark-haired host has started referring to the audience as “fellow crawlers,” which legal experts are calling “deeply concerning.”
Reward Unlocked:
+3 Bass-Boosted Rage
+7 Revolutionary Energy
-25 Confidence In Humanity
Hidden Bonus Objective:
Survive the episode without adding “Goddammit Donut” to your daily vocabulary.
Failed.
WARNING: The AI is now listening to the podcast voluntarily.
This has never happened before.
Please remain seated until the emotional collapse has come to a complete stop.
LEGENDARY ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Emotional Support Trauma
Through a combination of psychological warfare, cat-based tyranny, and catastrophic emotional damage, Matt Dinniman and Jeff Hays have successfully convinced thousands of listeners that sleep is optional and screaming “Goddammit Donut” in public is socially acceptable behavior.
Matt Dinniman created the pain.
Jeff Hays gave the pain voices.
Together, they have transformed a simple apocalypse story into a full-contact emotional hostage situation.
Side effects include:
laughing during war crimes
distrusting staircases
crying over a talking cat
and referring to everyday inconveniences as “floor mechanics”
Reward Unlocked:
+15 Emotional Instability
+10 Audiobook Addiction
+1 Deep Fear Of Achievement Notifications
Hidden Title Earned:
Dungeon Trauma Survivor
WARNING: Attempting to explain Dungeon Crawler Carl to normal people now causes psychic damage.
The AI would like to thank Matt and Jeff for whatever the hell this has become.
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