EP 40 - Headbands Without the Headbands

This week on Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn are back with another completely unhinged episode full of cruise talk, chaotic guessing games, random tangents, and nonstop laughs. From David officially becoming “Sir William” during a cruise booking call to the return of their ridiculous tape-to-the-forehead guessing game, this episode goes completely off the rails in the best way possible.

The duo attempts to guess celebrities, clothing items, and somehow ends up discussing lingerie, fishnets, sitcoms, cruises out of Port Canaveral, and why David refuses to read a geography book. Plus, they break down their upcoming Royal Caribbean cruise plans, debate the pros and cons of a broken-up work week, and prove once again why no topic is ever safe on this podcast.

If you love comedy podcasts, couple banter, cruise content, millennial humor, pop culture references, random games, and completely authentic conversations, this episode is for you.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Oh wait, we gotta have did you come up with a thing yet? No, did you? No. All right. Oh, well, I looked at that one already, so I didn't mean to.

unknown 0:18

Yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_00 0:25

I don't know if I spelled that right, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 0:27

I don't think I spelled mine right either. Hey everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Unapologetically Us. This is Sir David, or Sir William, should I say.

SPEAKER_00 0:49

Oh Lord.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Yeah, and I and Jen, of course, me.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

I was not a Yeah, so just where that came from is we just imagine this. We just booked a cruise and the lady. Yeah, imagine that Sir William.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Sir William. Sir William. Sir William. Like he was like knighted overnight.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Yeah. And just so y'all know, William is my first name, I go by my middle name. So anyway.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Um, so we're gonna do round two of uh a little bit of what do we call this? Headbands? Headbands. We're just calling it tape to our forehead. Right, right.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

So uh taped to the forehead.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

We'll uh we'll see how this goes.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

Yeah. Alright. Okay, so you can go first. I'm guessing a thing, and you're guessing a person, correct?

SPEAKER_01 1:37

I am guessing a person. You're guessing a person. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

So male or female? Yours. Yes. It's a female.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Is this food?

SPEAKER_01 1:50

No. Celebrity?

SPEAKER_00 1:54

Yes. Um a yard tool?

SPEAKER_01 2:02

No. Singer or actress?

SPEAKER_00 2:08

Actress.

SPEAKER_01 2:10

Why are you looking confused? Female actress, kid.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

Is this clothing?

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Yes.

unknown 2:21

Oh Lord.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Um is this one of the golden girls?

SPEAKER_00 2:32

No. That would have been too easy.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Well.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

Um. Am I a sweatshirt?

SPEAKER_01 2:44

No. Um. Am I a like modern actress? Like one that has a movie like within the last five years?

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Uh, no.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Not that I'm aware of. My a thong. I wouldn't put it past you.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Uh it could no.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Um, is this one of my favorite actresses?

SPEAKER_00 3:29

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

You know I watch movies over and over again. Is uh no. Okay. This is gonna be difficult.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

So I'm underwear of some kind?

SPEAKER_01 3:48

Sure. No, it's no, you don't wear it under. Okay. I mean you could. But you don't.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Was that your question? Okay. Um movies or TV?

SPEAKER_00 4:16

TV.

unknown 4:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Oh, I think I might.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Um Am I a bathing suit thong?

SPEAKER_01 4:26

No.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

You really laughed whenever I said thong, so you probably gave me the wrong direction.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Uh may no. Bathing suit thong? Am I Reba?

SPEAKER_00 4:38

No.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Am I a bathing suit?

unknown 4:45

No.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Did I watch the show that she's in?

SPEAKER_00 4:53

Yeah. Are these fish nets? No.

SPEAKER_01 5:15

Um nineties.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Nineties sitcom?

SPEAKER_00 5:26

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

How do you not know? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 5:31

I don't know I don't know the dates, but I I'm pretty certain.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

Yeah, pretty certain. Um women wear this?

SPEAKER_01 5:50

Yes. Is this a show uh about families? Like, does she start in a show about like a a family?

SPEAKER_00 6:04

There is families in it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

Families or family?

SPEAKER_00 6:08

Technically, families.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

How's it technically?

SPEAKER_00 6:14

There's families on the show. Not but they're not necessarily highlighted differently though, I guess. So nineties.

SPEAKER_01 6:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:31

I would just say one family, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

Um a bra.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

Kinda.

unknown 6:46

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Um is this the the actress's real name or is this her character name?

SPEAKER_00 6:56

Real name.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Um tank top?

SPEAKER_01 7:09

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

You said it's not a bra or bathing suit.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

It could be a bra, but definitely not a bathing suit.

unknown 7:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 7:23

Is it Roseanne? Yes, I win. I win. I win the prize.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

Of nothing.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

All right.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

So thong I laughed, Fishnets I laughed, bra could be a part of it.

unknown 7:46

Ow. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

Is it spelled with two R's?

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

I wasn't sure if it was one or two. Um I do. A thong A thong I laughed. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Fishnets.

SPEAKER_00 8:21

Do you wear it as a costume?

SPEAKER_01 8:23

You can. Totally.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

Would you wear it to work?

SPEAKER_01 8:26

No.

SPEAKER_00 8:27

Would you wear it to the club?

SPEAKER_01 8:29

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Is this a hooker outfit?

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Yes. There are several different pieces that this goes under, like a category. So like the thong, the bra, the fishnets.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

Is this like S M?

SPEAKER_01 9:03

It's a clothing category.

SPEAKER_00 9:06

Whore. I mean. Um okay, wait. Hold on. It's a clothing category, lingerie? Yes! Is that it? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 9:19

Lingerie.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

Oh lord. Well, I don't know if you spelt it correctly. That looks about right. I think it looks about right. I mean, close enough.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

See, when we picked the words ourselves.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

That was better than when we had no clue. Like, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

A finger condom.

SPEAKER_00 9:39

So see, we both got them.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

Right.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

Yeah. Shannon, you're fired.

SPEAKER_01 9:45

Shannon's only allowed to do the spelling bees and stuff for us.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Yeah, but then she still gets way out there with um the well, the geography she went with.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Well, I mean, David, some of that stuff we should have known. I mean.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

I I I'm I'm lucky I'm.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

Crack a fucking book, dude.

SPEAKER_00 10:03

I'm lucky I know what city I live in.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

Don't ask me the latitude or longitude.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

So back to um us booking this cruise. Um, it is a big group of us. So that's exciting.

SPEAKER_00 10:19

It'll be fun. It's gonna be out of Port Canaveral, so just a little drive down to the port. We don't have to go the day before. It's not a requirement.

SPEAKER_01 10:29

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

So it's a five-day. We normally do four. So it's an extra day. I get an extra day. But isn't it? It's we leave on a Thursday and come back. Back on a Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 10:41

Yeah. David doesn't like that. I kind of like the broken up work week. But I also. Excuse me, hello under Russian.

unknown 10:55

Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

Um I like the broken up work week, but I do like the extended, like having the weekend goes.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

I have the weekend on both ends. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 11:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:07

Versus this. We get back and we go back to work the next day.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

You could take an extra day off.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

I can't.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

Oh well. That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:16

Because I needed to be there the day we get off the ship. Yeah. So yeah, no, not an option for me, but it'll be alright. Um, and we upgraded for almost next to nothing.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

Yeah.