EP 46 - The World Cup Takeover

What strange job would you actually be great at? Would you rather live in the world of Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, or somewhere completely different? In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn go completely off the rails discussing unusual careers, fictional universes, theme park jobs, escape rooms, and why corporate life isn’t for everyone.

They also dive into the incredible atmosphere surrounding the FIFA World Cup, including Scottish fans taking over American cities, bagpipes at sunrise, the internet’s obsession with ranch dressing, packed Irish pubs, and some hilarious observations about visitors experiencing the United States for the first time.

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

Is uh being right all the time a job?

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Is uh flight attendant, voiceover artist?

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He ran right over that. Welcome back to another episode of Unapologetically Us the podcast. I'm Jen.

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Oh my god, and I'm David.

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He's decrepit.

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I have a broken back, so yeah, there's that.

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He smells like an old man.

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I've got a salon paws on my back.

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They're the best.

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They are.

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They are.

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So I have a question for you. Hold on, let me get this bitch open. Okay. So now, what's the so what's the strangest job that you think that you would actually be good at? I'll give you an example, and I haven't even thought about this for myself. I'll tell you what I used to think and then realize that's not gonna work, but um, so for instance, one of the things on here is a sports mascot.

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So I think that's not strange, but okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

It's not a common job. Okay, to you it might be because this one used to be their high school mascot.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

So, um, but that's why I'm saying, like no, I wasn't the horse's ass. I was the whole horse.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Yeah, this bitch stood on two legs. Um but that I saw it and I was like, oh well, I mean, she did that.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

But like There's mascots everywhere, and you do realize that they have multiples like backups.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

It depends. Some of them do, some of them don't. Yes, but some of them are just absent.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Okay, but you have to think, like uh fucking shrimpy or whatever the fuck his name is. Scampy. Scampy, sorry. Scampy shrimpy, yes. There's probably three Scampies.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

No, there's not.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

I'm just saying that it is a possibility. I know there is not. You know it, but what I'm saying is there could be multiples because they may need him at three different other events.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

It's the strangest job. Like, for instance, I used and maybe they're not strange to most. Just saying, in general, like a weird kind of job. Or an off job, not not a common job. Like, I'm not gonna go work at a bank. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like being a cruise director, being a professional organizer. Could what would you be good at doing that you don't do?

SPEAKER_02 2:54

Is uh being right all the time a job?

SPEAKER_00 2:59

Is uh flight attendant, voiceover artist.

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He ran right over that.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Costco sample person.

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Uh I think I could do voiceovers. Like for like little kid movies. Little kid movies? Minus the cursing.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

I don't know. Um, but I used to a dog walker.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

No, I would love doing that. That's not an odd job.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Yeah, I don't know.

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Babysitting.

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Um, wedding DJ. Theme park ride operator. Like, you get a microphone with that one.

unknown 3:41

Yeah.

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At some of them. Yeah, at some of them, and they'll tell you, you know, and countdown in your head and like send.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Yeah. Um escape escape room designer?

SPEAKER_02 3:51

A designer?

SPEAKER_00 3:52

Yeah, to like make the escape room.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

I can't even fucking compute how to get out of one person. Have you tried one? No. I would probably get so mad because I wouldn't be able to figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Really?

SPEAKER_02 4:05

I think there's an escape room on this cruise coming up. We might have to do it.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

Okay, we'll have to look. Well, I don't know. They didn't have the one place, so.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

How dare they?

SPEAKER_00 4:15

The one place we wanted to eat on this cruise, it's not even there. Fuckers. Um.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

Um, I don't know. A zookeeper? I think that that would be a good one.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

I mean, that would I I would put it in that same category. It's it's odd. It's it's not normal.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

I mean, oh God.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Um Or what would you be really bad at?

SPEAKER_02 4:41

Um anything in a corporate setting.

SPEAKER_00 4:45

Well, yeah. Which we were just talking about that the other day.

SPEAKER_02 4:48

There's no way I could go back to corporate. There's just no way.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

I uh I mean I'm technically kinda still in corporate a little bit, but um but not really. Like I am, but I'm not. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 5:02

I just I'm so comfortable with not I mean, fuck, I probably should have a filter, but I don't. Yeah. But that's what makes me more likable, approachable, and can actually like tell people like they trust me.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

Um because they know about spittin' spittin' lies.

SPEAKER_00 5:25

Right, right. You're not blowing smoke.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

I'm not trying to sell you a product, you know. There, I mean there have been times where people are like, oh, what did you think about this? And I'm like, you know.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

Yeah.

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Give it a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

So But they're asking you personally, like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

Right.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

So it could just be like your taste versus something else.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Okay, so right now the World Cup is going on.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

Yep. As you already know, because you have been to a few of my events. Yep. We went to what now? Well, we went and handed out merchandise before it started at some at at the Irish pub.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

You handed out merchandise? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Yeah, yeah, we you were given out merchandise. We were there for that. It was beforehand, and then we went to two.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

No, that was the first America game. That was the first uh USA game. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:12

Why did we were we there during the game?

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

Oh. It was not it was not busy.

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It was not what it was this past Friday.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

Holy That was insane.

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And it was the same place too.

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Yeah.

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So the first time we went, it was um one of the local Irish pubs. And let me tell you something, if you're into soccer or football or whatever, always go to your Irish pubs. They will be playing that shit from dawn till dusk. Um, you know, they they they love their soccer. Yeah. And they will play pretty much any game you ask them to play. So anyway, I had to be there at what time was it?

SPEAKER_00 6:58

Three or something? No. Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

The first time. It was like 7.30. I think we went. When we yes, it was 7.30. I went to go pre pre-vamp everybody with some giveaways, some scarves and stuff like that, and beer, and the game started at nine. So we left right when the game started.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

And it was pretty packed up. That's why I didn't realize it started when we this last one.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

The game was at 3 on a Friday. I didn't think people would be taking off for this or getting off early.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

It was, but it was also a holiday.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

It was a holiday. It was a national holiday. It was a federal holiday. Um, so anyway, oh my god. But it was insane.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

By the time we got there, so she was already there. She didn't, well, first of all, she didn't know I was coming. She just thought our friend Alyssa was coming. And then she's Alyssa had called and I was in the grocery store and she's like, Well, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 7:54

I was like, I'm just getting some stuff for kidnapped to go watch for the lunch.

SPEAKER_00 7:57

And she's like, All right, well, I was like, come with me. And I was like, okay, come pick me up. So I was like, but by the way, I'm still at the grocery store. I gotta go home and change, and then we can go. So she had to wait for a minute, but we get there, mind you, it pours on us the entire drive there. So we find um well, I brought an umbrella. She had found one in her car, so we go, and I'm like, this line's not moving. What's going on? They were at capacity at three o'clock in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

One in, one out. One in, one out. Yeah. One in, one out.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

So then one of your coworkers, uh, Richard, shows up.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Hi, Richie!

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So he he comes and he is waiting in line with us.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

And so did he skip all the people?

SPEAKER_00 8:43

Yeah. And so and so then here comes Jen.

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She's like, Just beeping out!

SPEAKER_00 8:49

Oh. Hi. She didn't know there were three of us. She thought it was just Alyssa, I think.

SPEAKER_02 8:54

Yeah.

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And so we all just skipped the line and we went in. We had to stand on the stage behind the screen because it was so packed.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

Yeah, well, I'm glad we did because it would have been.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

It was way cooler back there than it was anywhere else, and it was hot.

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Like it was crazy. Anyway, so World Cup's going on right now, okay? And I am thoroughly enjoying the other countries coming in.

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Yeah.

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And I am hearing about all of their tales.

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Yeah.

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Um, the Scottish guys are my favorite right now because they started off in Boston, which is like perfect.

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So some of them went to uh there was a video. Some of them had gone to New York and they were like, oh, they're nice, blah, blah, blah. You know, they're friendly enough, whatever. And they were like asking them, hey, do you want to do they were like, oh no, we gotta get back to Boston. They're like, we gotta go back. You don't do that. We gotta go back. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Anyway, so um, I've seen videos on TikTok of is uh it's like the Tarrant Army Tarrant Army? I can't remember what I don't know. It's their soccer following. And they okay, and they've all gone. They're all in fucking Boston, okay? And I saw a video the first thing before they even started the matches. Okay, these guys were in an Airbnb at 6 30 in the morning playing their bagpipes outside. And the people in the neighborhood were like, what is going on? So everyone's like outside.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

What kind of neighborhood was this? Like single family home neighborhood?

SPEAKER_02 10:38

Like single family home neighborhood.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

Front yard, backyard kind of thing.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

They're recording these guys every day at 6.30 as they're blowing their fucking bagpipes.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

Why so early?

SPEAKER_02 10:46

That's just what they do, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

So there's a built-in alarm clock in Scotland.

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So we're learning their culture. They're learning our culture.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Well, our culture could get you shot.

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So especially in Boston.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

I mean.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

So, anyway, so these guys, they're up 6 30, they're blowing their bagpipes or playing their bagpipes or whatever. They have they get everybody together and they're walking through these parks, and it is bagpipe central. Like it's just in the neighborhood? In a in a park. In a neighborhood. Oh, in a park.

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In a park. Okay.

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In a park. They have a duck, a pet duck, that leads the whole army. Out. I'm not even.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Have the duck get here.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

I have no idea, but it's donned with a Sweden Swedish or Scott Scottish flag and like a little.

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I can't.

SPEAKER_00 11:39

I've not seen any of this.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

I'll have to I'll definitely so anyway. The Scottish are now in Miami, okay?

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Oh yeah, because when there's when's the Miami game?

SPEAKER_02 11:49

The Miami game start this week.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

Don't know when. I think it might start tomorrow, but don't quote me on it. Anyway, the people in the neighborhood where they were playing the bagpipes, they're like, they're gone. Like, they're heartbroken. It's just silence. It's silence at 6:30. They're taking like pictures of empty yards. Of empty yards. They're like so sad that they're gone, you know, because it's been like that for 10, 10 days.

SPEAKER_00 12:16

Yeah. Um god, they're gonna play bagpipes in Miami.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

Yeah, so that might not be well. One of um one of my customers that I saw today, he was down in Fort Lauderdale uh for a show at the Hard Rock.

SPEAKER_01 12:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

Him and his mom went or whatever, and they had already started coming in. Like there was some Scottish guys staying at the Hard Rock. He's noticing all this stuff going on. He's like, What the hell is going on? I was like, oh yeah, they're they're moving, they're moving on down. Um there are the way that they are astonished by Buckies is crazy. Walmart, they're astonished by, like they're Costco, like they're going into these places that are well known to us. Like the food that they're Chick-fil-A they're eating, like they don't have that stuff.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

And so the whole thing about this ranch is out of control. Who knew that ranch was gonna They don't have that over there? I know. I mean, first of all, how not?

SPEAKER_02 13:23

Right, but a lot of the people are now saying they're like, I'm not going back to beans on toast. Like, you can take that shit and shove it to the curb. Right. You know, and everyone's talking about how all of these Europeans are gonna come back with the FIFA 15. Like, they're all gonna be might be the FIFA 26. So they're all they're all trying to take buckets, bottles, whatever they can of fucking ranch back to their countries. And TSA gave a warning about this like three days ago and said, if you're leaving to go back home from a certain big um sporting event, you may want to put your ranch uh in your checked luggage. Like TSA put this out on Twitter.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

Well, because they're bringing bottles, so it's not like it's gonna open. I mean, unless they're bringing like ramekins.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

Well, I'm just I don't know what they're bringing, but the ranch is one thing. Um just I saw somebody post a video.

SPEAKER_00 14:23

I don't know where he was from. He had an accent.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

No, an accent?

SPEAKER_00 14:29

But it was I I mean, probably England or something like that. I don't I don't know exactly. Um But he it was of like the sunrise. Oh yeah. Like they don't you don't get a fucking sunrise?

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Maybe he was um on the coast. Like he's never seen it from like the sea.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

I don't know where he was. I mean I he was just on a street. I saw it here. Between the houses. So just suck it up. Um yeah, but I'm like you don't have a son where you come from?

SPEAKER_02 15:10

No.

SPEAKER_00 15:11

They don't set over there?

SPEAKER_02 15:13

Maybe not.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

I mean, I guess. Jesus. Learning a lot.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

I mean, it's been I went over there 2017? It's almost 10 years ago. Like I went to London and I went to Dublin. Like, I want to go to Scotland. Yeah, I wanna see, like, I wanna see it.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

I wanna go. Um I've only been to London. And that was Dublin was awesome.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

I was kind of 20 something years ago. 30! Almost 30! You old bastard.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

It was it was his head's his back broken. 96. I came back in 97.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Yeah, it's 30 years. Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

Long time.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

Yeah. Time to get our passport stamped.

SPEAKER_00 15:59

Yeah. Didn't waste money on all of that for nothing.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

David, it's just a means of travel.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

We just need to get there.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

Okay. Anyway.

SPEAKER_00 16:14

Um But yeah, all of that's been entertaining for sure.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

Anything that you've seen?

SPEAKER_00 16:20

Like No, I haven't seen a lot of it. It just like random here and there.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Oh, they're all LFLas now, too.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Who?

SPEAKER_02 16:26

LFLas?

SPEAKER_00 16:27

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Guys that are fans of Ella Langley? They call them LFLas?

SPEAKER_00 16:32

I've never heard of that.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Really?

SPEAKER_00 16:34

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

Oh, yeah, that's a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

Well, because she's on every radio station. Like Freddie from Germany. I mean, I know a lot of people know about him.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

He's the one that's been posting the most. And he's the one that's traveling by car. So I think that's the one you may have heard about seeing the sunset. Because he was he came no idea. I think from New York and he came down the coast and he went through Florida, Louisiana to get to Houston. So like he went the long ass way.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

So he drove the whole way.

SPEAKER_02 17:05

Yes. And then from Houston or Dallas, they were flying up to Canada for the Germany game that was up there.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Um, so my thing is, is like I understand like the Europeans, like when they get out of school, they normally don't go into the workforce. They go straight into like travel for a year and go travel the world and backpack the world. How the fuck could they afford that? That's what I'm screaming. I'm like, what is going on here? But now I'm like, how are you affording this extravagant trip? And tickets, I know tickets are way over way. It's it's I mean, maybe they get it get the end.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

I don't know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

But you gotta remember World Cup's only every four years, kind of like the Olympics.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

Right, so they very well could have been saving for four years.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Could have been saving, but I mean I mean, I guess I'm not a big soccer fan, but I'm sure shit wouldn't be following the Jaguars for six weeks, like uh all over the place. No, you know, I I I couldn't afford it. I there's no way. There's no way.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

No, I mean the prices of everything are just outrageous, so yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

I think they were people said that the flights over were like ten times cheaper than the World Cup tickets themselves. Like that's how much the World Cup tickets are.

SPEAKER_00 18:30

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 18:31

But yeah, I'll have to uh I'll have to send you the video of um the Scottish guys at 6 30 in the morning later. I need to see that. I didn't And they drank the whole city of Boston out of beer one day.

SPEAKER_00 18:44

I need to hear that. Like Boston, do better.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

I how can you prepare for something like that?

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Right.

SPEAKER_00 18:50

And it wasn't like the first night. But I mean I guess they I mean they didn't know how many were coming. So they had something they excuse me, can we can we get a head count? Can you RSV?

SPEAKER_02 18:59

They were saying that they did four times the amount of sales than St. Patrick's Day in Boston.

SPEAKER_00 19:07

Really?

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 19:09

And still ran out of beer.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

Yeah. Well, yes, of course they still ran out of beer. You gotta remember it's four times more than St. Patrick's Day.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

Right.

SPEAKER_02 19:17

But ran out of beer, yes, because they just weren't, they were going through kegs, like a hundred and hundred and twenty-six poor kegs. That's a half barrel.

SPEAKER_01 19:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

In 30 minutes. Like that's how fast they were pouring. They were pouring it that fast. Like Guinness was going, Tenants was going.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

You know, all of their stuff beer, all of their beers were going first, then they started depleting our stuff, and it was just like shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

Jesus. I wonder how many people are in the drunk tank.

SPEAKER_02 19:47

Probably not a lot. They a lot of them walked or they used Ubers.

unknown 19:51

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

But there wasn't like any like brawls or anything. There was no.

SPEAKER_00 19:54

I mean, I've not heard of anything.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

Yeah. What the fuck are you looking at?

SPEAKER_00 20:00

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

You're freaking me out over here. Was there a spider?

SPEAKER_00 20:04

No. I don't know, a glare on one of the things.

SPEAKER_02 20:08

You were talking about the cobwebs that we had in here.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

I cleaned those. I don't know. A glare from one of those shot glasses, I guess. Um, okay, so we're gonna take a little fantasy land journey. If you had to live in a fictional world, I can't do this.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

You know how realistic I am.

SPEAKER_00 20:31

Where and and this would be like whatever you chose, you'd live there for now forever. So I'm thinking, like, I would it would be cool to live in like the Harry Potter, like Yeah, that was my first thought. You know? Um, but I would probably try to be as normal as possible and probably go like the friends route. The what? Friends. TV show friends. Oh. I know you never watched it, but like on a regular basis anyway. But because it's normal to like real life. Um maybe The Office.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

But um Fictitio world.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

Like from a TV show, movie, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

It's because you've only lived here your entire life. Not saying that I was any better.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 21:31

But like being from up north, uh-huh, I've traveled to a few different places, whereas you've kind of stayed here. But you've been to New York now.

SPEAKER_00 21:44

I've been to New York in high school.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

The Macy's Day Parade?

SPEAKER_00 21:51

I don't even remember why we went. I think we went to watch a um uh opera.

SPEAKER_02 21:59

Okay. What about like Arizona? Seattle?

SPEAKER_00 22:03

Never been over there.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

Okay. Just LA from our trip.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

Um, I've been to Vegas. I've been to LA, Texas, Carolina's Nashville, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_02 22:13

Back to this fictional thing. I don't I don't know where I was going with that.

SPEAKER_00 22:17

Me neither.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 22:19

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

I the first thing I thought of was Harry Potter. But I would be I wouldn't want to be part of the school. I would just want to be like a neighbor. Like I just see all the things.

SPEAKER_00 22:29

Well, you just live in the world. Like, so it it could you could just be the neighbor.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

Yeah. I don't want to be a part of the movie.

SPEAKER_00 22:36

No, nobody said any We're just living in that in that time. What you saw in the movie, you just live there.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_00 22:45

So that was on this list.

SPEAKER_02 22:47

Game of Thrones, I think.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

Oh wait, no. Hunger Games was.

SPEAKER_02 22:50

Game of Thrones, maybe like Gladiator.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

I've never watched any of those. But I know.

SPEAKER_02 22:57

Why are we fucking friends? I don't even understand.

SPEAKER_00 23:00

That's not my real life, so I've That's not my real life either.

SPEAKER_02 23:05

I know, but I feel like You really need to make at least Game of Thrones. I think it's a little history-ish. No, it's not. It's non-history. It's dragons and keep people killing. That's called a fictitious land!

SPEAKER_00 23:19

But I don't do that stupid shit. What did I tell you? I would probably do Friends because it's like real life. That is like real life.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Real life?

SPEAKER_00 23:33

No, I'm just. That's my. That's me.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

But that's not a fictitious.

SPEAKER_00 23:38

Like, if you had to live in a I mean, so Friends is really, it's not really a good example because they live in New York. They don't even make it a fake town.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

Right.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Um fucking history. So Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

Then it's not history at all, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

I'm just saying it's old.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

It's like now Gladiator in that time frame, yes, I can see that being history. But like Game of Thrones, no.

SPEAKER_00 24:02

I don't know. What is it about?

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Oh, it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 24:06

What is it about? Give me the gist.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Uh a family, a few of them. Actually, it kind of is a little bit of history because there is like castles and shit. Okay, I'm out. And why?

SPEAKER_00 24:16

I'm out.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

There's dragons, there's wolves, uh, there's people fucking cutting people's heads off with a sword. That's awesome. Uh does nothing for me. David, I have seen you watch movies where you're like, oh when people like, you know.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

If they get killed, sure.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

You can't say killed.

SPEAKER_00 24:36

Why?

SPEAKER_02 24:37

You could say expired. You can't say killed.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

The motherfucker got killed. They're done. I can say whatever I want. This is our podcast. It's not the world's podcast.

SPEAKER_02 24:53

Anyway, um I just I think you would like it.

SPEAKER_00 24:58

I don't think so. Well, the way they dress just seems a little obnoxious. Isn't that the one wait, what do they wear? Do they dress like you to think? Wait, what show are we talking about?

SPEAKER_02 25:09

Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Game of Thrones. Don't they like wear the body armor and shit?

SPEAKER_02 25:14

No.

SPEAKER_00 25:15

Oh, is that the Hunger Games? I guess.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

I've never watched the Hunger Games.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

I don't know. If they're not like dressed like normal people, I'm not trying to watch it.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Did you ever watch Back to the Future?

SPEAKER_00 25:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

All of them?

SPEAKER_00 25:30

No. How many is there?

SPEAKER_02 25:32

Three.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

Oh no. I think I've seen the second one. Maybe. I only remember the first one.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

I've never seen any of them.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

That was on this list.

SPEAKER_02 25:42

Back to the Future?

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Yeah, I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

How would you know where you would be going back to?

SPEAKER_00 25:47

The future.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

Okay. What else is on the list?

SPEAKER_00 26:02

So, okay, Harry Potter, The Office, Jurassic Park.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

Now.

SPEAKER_00 26:06

Friends.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Would you want to live with dinosaurs?

SPEAKER_00 26:11

They're kinda weird. I mean, they just kind of roam around like I have a fucking dinosaur myself.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

Like she just roams around.

SPEAKER_00 26:19

Yeah, no, I don't want to live with no fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Not as a pet.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

Like you go outside and it's just weird. No, we're good. I'm good. Toy story.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

Andy's dead. I mean, Andy's coming.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

Everybody falls. Oh, that hurt my back. Let's not do that. Um, we've already said The Hunger Games, The Simpsons.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00 26:44

No, me neither. I don't I've never seen this, the last two. The Truman Show? What the fuck's that? I've heard of it, but I don't know what it is. Is it a cartoon or is it a show?

SPEAKER_02 26:53

It's the one with excuse me. Uh Jim Carrey, isn't it? I have no idea. I've never heard of it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 26:59

You just made that shit up, probably.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

Probably.

SPEAKER_00 27:01

Um, and then Animal Crossing? What the fuck is that? I don't even know.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

I don't know. Is that the one in Alaska? Were the animals? Why would you ask?

SPEAKER_00 27:12

Why would you why? Why twice? Now I'd say I have no fucking idea. And you're like, isn't that the one with so-and-so? Maybe. I think that's the one. I have no clue.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

It's in Alaska. And they have to wait for the for the river to ice over, and that's Animal Crossing. Get it?

SPEAKER_00 27:33

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

Are you looking it up?

SPEAKER_00 27:35

Yeah. Awesome.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Let me know if it's in Alaska.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Oh, it's a video game.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

God, I've met that I've let this get so cold in here that it apparently it's a video game. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

So, no, I guess not. Um, yeah. I think I would out of this particular list, I would probably go Harry Potter just because not the office? I mean.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

That's real life friends. That's like the realest of real life friends.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

I know, and and that is fictional place.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

So maybe probably, but it's really not a fictitious fictional place. There there is a building just like that up up up there.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Yeah, but it the city that it's in is fake.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 28:21

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Where is it?

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Uh it's in Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

I can't remember. It starts with an S. Scranton.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Scranton. Oh yeah, that is a real one, isn't it? Isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 28:31

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

Oh, okay. Well then that's not that's not allowable. Um so I guess Harry Potter. At least there's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

I think I'm going Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

An invisibility cloak.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

Okay. You're not allowed to be in the in the air. You said you were living as a neighbor.

SPEAKER_00 28:51

No, you said you wanted to be a neighbor.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

I did say that.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

I just said you live in the world. I didn't say anything is the world.

SPEAKER_02 28:57

Not everybody can do magic.

SPEAKER_00 29:00

Well, I would try to live in the magic place.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

In the magic place.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

I would try to get adopted by the magical people. Alright. They could teach me. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

What is his name? Hagrid.

SPEAKER_00 29:14

Oh, the big ogre guy?

SPEAKER_02 29:15

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Alright, guys. Well, this is a good thing.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

This was a mess of a fucking show.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

So messy.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

Anyway, who knows? It might not even get published.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

It will.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

Alright, guys. See you next week.