EP 47 - The Taco Incident

What happens when a viral porch cow turns into a conversation about pet cows, swimming cattle, ridiculous cologne commercials, and one of the funniest Taco Bell stories you’ve ever heard?

This week on Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn dive into bizarre “Would You Rather?” questions, debate whether an extra arm would actually be useful, react to the internet’s latest obsession with Highland cows, discover whether cows can really swim, and question why every cologne commercial seems to involve shirtless celebrities doing impossible things.

They also debate what actually makes someone “classy,” argue over recipes, condiments, and sharing fries, and revisit an unforgettable Taco Bell incident that somehow still sparks debate years later.

If you enjoy funny conversations, random internet rabbit holes, relatable friendship banter, and completely unfiltered opinions, this episode is for you.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Because okay, we've been friends long enough that I would know at that point. This bitch is about to take it anyway, so I don't even know why she wasted her breath. But if you didn't throw such a temperatant, I would I would stir I would throw the fries on the floor before I allowed you to eat one. I would. I would rather nobody have them than you've done that.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

You have done that the fucking time I've got today.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

The podcast had a booger or an itch. Um I'm Jen. Did I not say my name? No. Oh well I'm David.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

Um, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 0:55

I was And welcome to all of our new followers.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

Yeah, so we posted a video last week when we were talking about the people playing bagpipes at 6 30 in the morning. Um so yeah, so that rendered several over a hundred. Yeah, several new followers or subscribers. Um I think that's just on our socials. But um But still, yeah, so thank you for that.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

Thank you. Um that and welcome video got a lot of to the insanity.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Yeah, lots of views. Um so yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:29

I haven't seen any updates, um, like any like interesting stuff from like Miami from Yeah, no, from the Scots. But I think that they only had like one game and I'm I don't think that they um they won.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Yeah, they didn't, they didn't advance, so they're done and on their way back um home. But so they did um I did see one video I think I had sent to like our group of like this drunk guy that was laying on you know how some buildings have like planned like um almost like a raised bed um in front of their building like that kind of makes the pathway. Well, he was laying on the edge of this one, the door was like right there. It was this close he almost made it to the hotel.

SPEAKER_03 2:16

It was close, but he didn't. So I saw a video of I don't know if they were in a strip club um or if this was just kind of like a stripper pole, like a movable stripper pole, because it didn't have like the top wasn't connected to the ceiling. Oh so they anyway, they were having the time of their life on that thing. So really okay. So yeah, so um yeah, uh World Cup has been kind of cool um to work to work the events and stuff that I have to go do and we aren't in a city that is hosting the games. I could not imagine that.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

Um if it was like if we were aware if it was if it was being hosted here.

SPEAKER_03 2:56

Um but our stadium is currently under construction, so that was that was out of it.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

But I wonder if it will be in consideration once.

SPEAKER_03 3:04

Well, the next well, they already named the next cities. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

So the next four years.

SPEAKER_03 3:08

I think it's uh somewhere in Spain and Morocco.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

So it's so it won't be in the US.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Right. And so when I go to my events, sometimes we have the radio station with us to kind of like hype up the crowd before like a big game, and they'll do a little bit of World Cup trivia. Well, there was only one other year that it was in two separate countries. Um, and I think that was right after 9-11. So I think it was uh 2002. Okay, but it wasn't here, it was in other parts of the world. So I don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

When was the last time do you know that we had it here that we've had it here? Over 30 years. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:47

So it's been I I believe, don't quote me. Um I don't know why I know I got someone who who was a little upset with me that I that I mentioned that Pluto may have been brought back, but it wasn't. Yeah, there was a bunch of so I I just dude, that fucking video.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Uh whatever. It's fine. A lot of people explain how to remember it.

SPEAKER_03 4:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Not gonna even remember that.

SPEAKER_03 4:12

Well, it took me a minute. Your aunt did it, and I was like, what is she saying?

SPEAKER_00 4:15

I know, and then somebody else did it. I'm like differently.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

And so I got it. But I would never learn I never learned it that way. I feel like I did. Um David, you said you didn't learn shit.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

I but I'm saying I mean this is still a topic of conversation amongst my family about your mom doing your fucking projects.

SPEAKER_00 4:35

She did. Um my projects were gonna be perfect.

SPEAKER_03 4:40

Uh obviously. They were. Yeah. But don't ask him to speak upon the project.

SPEAKER_00 4:47

Yeah, no. No speech was.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

This is David.

SPEAKER_00 4:50

That where's my grade?

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Thanks.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

Um, yeah. But no, I had heard that I guess in school to some version. There was a couple versions that were put up on that post. Yeah. So I don't know which one I I don't remember which one I learned.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

Um can you name them now?

SPEAKER_00 5:07

No.

SPEAKER_03 5:08

Still?

SPEAKER_00 5:08

No, I I don't even remember what that thing was.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

Your little helping tool.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Yeah, no. I couldn't even recite that if I needed to. So all right.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

So I wanna um I want to start off with a little bit of a would you rather?

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:25

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?

SPEAKER_00 5:31

Arm.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

I would go arm too.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

I would. I feel like I might be able to get things done faster.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

I it for me it's not a matter of having things done faster. It's like I I know that there are some times where I may use like my foot to grab like a towel or something, like if I need it. Um, because my hands are full. So, yes, an extra arm would be great, so I don't have to look like a trapeze artist trying to grasp for something else across the room or if my hands are full.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

Um, but an extra leg, I just feel like you would have to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00 6:05

What did you what did you do with it?

SPEAKER_03 6:06

I don't know. I really don't know.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Um yeah, I don't either. Yeah, I would just prefer an extra hand. Like, I mean, think about how much faster you could probably type. I mean, obviously, they would be if you had an extra arm or leg, but just think about it this way. If you had an extra arm or leg, it would function like your two arm. Like, where would it be?

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Where would you put your third hand in a keyboard setting?

SPEAKER_00 6:36

But I don't know. The world would be different.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

I just think that having an extra arm, like you could just do more like things like cooking. Right um, I don't know. Imagine swimming.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

Like what would you do with that?

SPEAKER_03 6:54

But where would it be? But would it just come on the like the middle of your chip on your back?

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Like, I don't know. I don't know. But um Yeah, like where would you I would definitely want an arm. Where would you yeah? An extra arm over an extra leg.

SPEAKER_03 7:09

What if it was okay, so let's look at it. This look what if it was like two coming out one side? Like you almost looked, you know.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

I mean, but that if it okay, so if everybody did it like or had it, it w nobody would it this would just be normal.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

I understand that, but like I don't know, it's like could you have a choice? Not that as you're a baby, be like, I want my extra arm on my left side. Right.

SPEAKER_00 7:36

Like, what box do you check when you're a fetus?

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Or what are your parents? And then you get mad at your parents because you're like, you gave me my extra arm on my non-dominant side.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

But yes, I would go, I would go extra arm.

SPEAKER_00 7:50

I would go extra arm for sure.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

Do you mean to go into my next one?

SPEAKER_00 7:56

Oh, that was just the one question?

SPEAKER_03 7:58

That was just one. I have the two questions in two.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

Is it is it a would you rather just finish.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

Would you rather have the hiccups forever or the feeling of having to sneeze and not being able to?

SPEAKER_00 8:15

Okay, so it's first of all, it's insane that you have just brought this up because over I would say the last week and a half, I have had I I mean, I guess my allergies are all out of whack for whatever reason. And I have been getting I've been sneezing. Like normally I sneeze twice and I'm done. This is like four and five.

SPEAKER_03 8:43

Like I'm gonna look at you and be like, that's enough.

SPEAKER_00 8:45

Yeah. Oh, Jesus. And I it never happens to me, but lately it has. And I have had hiccups more than ten times in the last two weeks. Why? I where did I have no clue? No freaking clue.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

I get hiccups when I eat. Like, because I eat too fast.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

They're driving in the car. Like I'm just a hiccup. I'm like, where the why?

SPEAKER_03 9:13

Oh.

unknown 9:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Maybe I so which one would you rather have forever?

SPEAKER_00 9:18

I mean, neither. They're both pretty annoying.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

You gotta pick one.

SPEAKER_00 9:22

I I feel like I would like I would rather to sneeze.

SPEAKER_03 9:26

No, it's the feeling of sneezing and not being able to.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

The Oh yeah, I would still rather that than hiccups.

SPEAKER_03 9:34

Yeah, I think so too.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

Because I can't. The the hiccups, that annoying.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Sometimes they can be violent.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

Like I'm like Yeah, but like you can't even talk.

SPEAKER_03 9:45

You can't talk with Imagine the faces you would make all the time.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

It's like I mean, I don't know. I yeah, I would, but I would rather I would rather have to sneeze and can't than have hiccups.

SPEAKER_03 10:01

That's the the feeling in your watch, it's gonna happen during this freaking show.

SPEAKER_00 10:06

How much in a bet?

SPEAKER_03 10:07

I don't know. Your face looks pretty fucked up right now as it is, so I feel it.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

We've spoken into the universe.

SPEAKER_00 10:15

So okay. I was doing some research and trying to figure out like on what? Well, just trying to figure out like what I'm gonna talk about.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

So in FYI, I don't you kind of come up, you'll you'll think of something or something will happen. Something will happen.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

And you'll make a note to make a note.

SPEAKER_00 10:33

And you'll make a note. So me, I'm like the morning of. I'm like, what am I gonna talk about? So it my day kind of sorry, I prepare for the show. M, my, my days come and go so fast, usually, that I don't have like I don't have that extra minute to think, oh, I should have probably noted that. Or it'll be something and I'm like, oh, I should talk about that, but then I don't write it down, so then I forget.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

So let's work on that.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

I've been trying. How long have we been doing this?

SPEAKER_03 11:04

Almost a year.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

I've been trying the whole time, and it's not happened. Maybe, maybe one time.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

I don't know if you've really tried.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

So, yeah. Yeah. I just I think there's just too many things that have to be done. That's very last on my my priority list.

SPEAKER_03 11:21

Well, you're you also are in an office the majority of the time, not recently, but yeah, yeah. Um, where I'm out and I'm like, Yeah, there's totally a difference.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

But so I should crack one off on you? I think so. I'm not sure. But so, okay, we were I was doing some research this morning and I was like, let me just see what I can't find. So then I ended up, I ended up on TikTok, and I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

Holy shit! So well You're never on TikTok. I mean, you you don't end up there.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

I don't start there, but sometimes I end up there. Um, if I'm trying to find something specific, you know, whatever. So I ended up on TikTok this morning and I'm like, okay. So over, I guess, several days, maybe a week, week and a half, I've seen sporadically. Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you? I've seen sporadically that this there's this this cow, and this cow's name is Daisy.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

And it's been it's become known as like the porch cow. Like the front porch cow.

SPEAKER_03 12:31

So they let this Hold on, like the cows on the front porch all the time?

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

Like, legit. Um, I'll find a picture and stick that up. Um, just so you can see what the cow looks like on the front porch laying on its owner. Um, like puts the his his or her, oh her, it's Daisy, putting her head in the owner's lap and the like the dog's there the whole night. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Um Well, I've sent you videos of the one guy who feeds his massive dairy cow where he makes a meal or whatever, like, and it's in his kitchen. Like, you've seen those videos. Yeah. I'm like.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

But so I guess and then so in the one that I'm gonna talk about, I actually have a video that I'll put up. Um, and I'll put it up in our socials like we did last week, um, just to see kind of what happens. But are cows now like just pets? Pets, everyday, everyday house pets.

SPEAKER_03 13:30

So I think this has come from the whole mini thing. Well, okay, or like with dogs, and there's teacup versions, and you get like this little two-pound thing, and I'm like, that's not that's a that's an animal to me. Remy is an animal. Like, she is 90 pounds, right? She's almost a small mini.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

I mean, but something like this is an animal too.

SPEAKER_03 13:54

It is, but I don't want that. I've kicked that thing across the fucking house.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

Right.

SPEAKER_03 13:59

But this whole mini thing, like mini Highland cows.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

Um Well, okay, so speaking of Highland cows, so the the one that I have the video for that I'm gonna show everybody, that is a Highland cow. Now, I don't know if it's mini or not, but so when we were getting set up, you were like, what is that video playing behind the thing? Because it was on the TV.

SPEAKER_03 14:19

And all I saw was an animal's ass, and I'm like, what are we watching here?

SPEAKER_00 14:23

So the it's a it's a Highland cow. Now I don't know if it's mini or not, but it's a baby. So if it's not a mini, it's gonna obviously get as big as Daisy, but um, the other cow, but currently like fits in the car, like whatever. So they take this cow, Matilda, they take it to the beach.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

Shut up!

SPEAKER_00 14:46

Yeah, and so now the the video it says, you know, basically take your cows with you, is what it says. Take your cows with you because they will only see what you show it.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

Right.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

So, you know, a cow's not just getting any animal or any pet that's gonna randomly show up at a beach. You know, I mean, where's the farm? Like, right? So um they take it to the beach. Now they do have a dog. Now the dog was not afraid of the water and kind of ran in, and I think that the cow was following the dog, but they were like, it just took off to the beach. Dude. So in like it didn't really get in in the water that is in the video that I saw. Maybe. Maybe they can swim. I don't know. Now they did have it on a on a harness. Uh well. A leash. Yeah, like a lead or something. Yeah. Um, so, but and I don't it did get its hooves in the water, but I don't know how deep it went. I mean, uh, could you imagine if it got like swept away or something? Like, there's no saving it. So they had to be safe, I'm I would imagine.

SPEAKER_03 15:47

Um, but imagine imagine laying out at the beach.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

Now, I'll tell you, I don't know where this is. It there was nobody around, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 15:59

But I'm just saying, like, imagine you are on a beach. And just laying there, and here comes a fucking cow.

SPEAKER_00 16:06

Right.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

Of course I'm going to get up and go ask to pet it. Of course.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

Of course. That's why I was like, yeah, this is gonna be up Jen's alley. But like, I just what's what's the infatuation with these people and these cows that are in their houses?

SPEAKER_03 16:23

I don't I don't know. Like, okay, so I I know like it I've seen videos of people who own farms or whatever. Yeah. And they'll wake up in the morning and there's a fucking horse in the living room and somehow just manage to get the door open or whatever. Like, they're not stupid. They're they're intuitive animals and they see you like within.

SPEAKER_00 16:43

If they're in no, I mean I They said that Daisy normally is free range. No, apparently she got pregnant and now Oh, she aho. Well, I don't know. They I've never I've not seen a video that explained if I because the their videos, it looks like this horse is in a pen in their backyard, but you can see land that just goes on and on. So I don't know really if they have many other animals. I feel like they have one cow and a couple pigs, and they call it a farm. Um, and maybe, maybe that's what it is. You know, I I don't know, but they normally let the cow free range. Um, because that's why, but while she's pregnant, they got a you know, they had a storm coming, she said, and I guess the cow's waiting to have these babies or babies.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Oh, it's pregnant now.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

Yeah, well, it was. I don't know. I don't know how old the videos were. Man, but the internet finds these videos that they deem relevant and to go viral or something, and like this fucking cow in the ocean or at the beach has like gone fucking ape shit.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

So I would be shocked to be at the beach and a cow comes in.

SPEAKER_00 17:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

I would also be shocked to find out that cows swim.

SPEAKER_00 18:01

Yeah, I don't know if they do or not. Hey, is do any vets watch this? Like large format vets?

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Large format vets?

SPEAKER_00 18:09

Well, large animal vets.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

Large format vets, whatever. Um yeah, I don't know. I I think they there's no way.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

There's absolutely could be a way. Look at hippopotamuses. They swim.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

Do they truly, truly swim? But I think it's I think they're swimming from like a web here of some kind. Like, you gotta have a way to get the water to move you.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

Oh, you're thinking the cow's just gonna poop. I mean Yeah, because her feet are webbed.

SPEAKER_00 18:43

Yeah. Um to some level to to get a propulsion going. Is that the right word?

SPEAKER_03 18:50

It's just because we know how to use our hands. I guess we're not webbed.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

But we we cup.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:58

We we can cup. I don't know. So maybe they would just sink to the bottom like a rock. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Um yeah, so I got you gotta send me that that daisy. I I need to see this.

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Oh, I will um send put up a a photograph of the daisy. No, cows cannot swim. I would be I mean can they?

SPEAKER_03 19:24

They are naturally buoyant and can paddle effectively with all four legs to cross rivers or lakes when needed. In places like Ireland, farmers even guide them into the water to swim to remote islands for pasture for seasonal grazing.

SPEAKER_00 19:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

I need a video of this. Yeah. I need to see this.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

We'll we'll have to find something, and if we can, we'll put it up on our socials.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

But they said how they do it buoyancy, their large bodies and massive digestive tracts act like a flotation.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

Natural paddling, they naturally tilt their noses up and paddle steadily with their legs to keep their heads above, and then distance, while they prefer shallow water to simply wade in, they are capable of swimming for several miles if necessary. What? I know we are learning so many things. I think bringing the computers in has been the best thing.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

You you go, Cal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

Like no, several miles.

SPEAKER_00 20:19

That's insane.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

I can do a hundred meters and I'm fucking dead. Like, I just Jesus Christ. Oh wow. Yeah, okay, that's cool. So cows can swim. Obviously, not us.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

Yeah. Cow can swim faster or further than us.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

I would that's I mean, I bet you I'd beat him. Really? You want to race a cow?

SPEAKER_00 20:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 20:49

We'll see how it goes.

SPEAKER_03 20:52

So speaking on the um like videos and and that kind of stuff, I want to know what your opinion is on cologne and perfume commercials.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

Okay. What? So, I mean, apparently you either have to be naked or almost naked for it to be effective.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

Right.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Right.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

Usually a celebrity. Like the one that I the one that I when I was watching it, I was like, oh, this is definitely gonna be a podcast. It was the one, the new one with Channing Tatum.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

I mean Oh, I didn't know he me either. What cologne is this?

SPEAKER_03 21:32

Fuck if I remember. All I remember is how stupid the fucking commercial was. Like, he's running and then shoots an arrow and then runs and jumps and catches said arrow.

SPEAKER_00 21:46

And I'm like, So the cologne makes you fast?

SPEAKER_03 21:50

What is this about?

SPEAKER_00 21:51

Like it's the the cologne makes you fast?

SPEAKER_03 21:53

It makes you fast, and you can catch an arrow that's been shot by a bow.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

And I don't know what brand it is. Because I'm too stupefied by the fucking video. The fact that I'm like really?

SPEAKER_00 22:11

But it's something so outlandish that caught your eye. Like, yeah, you don't remember the product, but I knew it was a cologne commercial. Right, but but you knew who who was in it, right? So you knew Channing Tatum was in it.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 22:23

So all you have to do is Google Channing Tatum cologne, and right there, they've got you. They've got you.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

I don't even care enough to do that. I understand that.

SPEAKER_00 22:32

But but the point is they did their job.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

Not necessarily, because that doesn't mean I'm going to go buy this cologne for you or my dad or whoever. Right, but but that doesn't mean that your cologne smells nice and it invites you to come in.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

Jen, they don't give a fuck about that. Because you know why? Hey.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

You knock that fucking camera over and I swear to God. Come here.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

We're gonna have a problem.

SPEAKER_03 22:58

Come here.

SPEAKER_00 22:58

She said.

SPEAKER_03 23:00

She said she's fine.

SPEAKER_00 23:01

Um so but there's people in the world that will buy that clone because it's because of him. They don't care what it is. They're like, oh, I stole this. You need to wear it.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

I totally understand.

SPEAKER_00 23:15

So their job is done.

SPEAKER_03 23:17

I don't think it is done because it didn't reel me in to buy it.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

It's not everything is not for everyone. No, no, no. That's not how it goes. That's not how commercial works. Either way, but I see joint.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

But okay, so a woman's commercial, too. It's just like uh the God, what is the the diamonds with Elizabeth Taylor, right? Isn't that who it is? Diamonds?

SPEAKER_00 23:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:44

Okay, they actually put diamonds in the commercial for you to remember the name of it, right?

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:50

So yeah, some of others, obviously. Water had one that came out years ago of you diving into glacial water or whatever. Makes total sense.

SPEAKER_00 24:04

Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 24:05

But these other ones, I'm just like, what are what are you looking at? Now we have to look it up because because I'm just like, I'm watching it, I'm just like, this is not for me in my advertising background that I have from school, I would not. Like, this is not something that I would I would do. Are you really gonna watch this right now?

SPEAKER_00 24:33

No. Um, there's the arrow. Get out of here. So it's Versace.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

Okay. It it is Versace's I can maybe see it for like the Roman Empire kind of stuff because I mean he is shirtless in the thing, but No, he's not.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

He's got on a black tank top.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

At the end, he's shirtless.

SPEAKER_00 24:57

Oh, is he? Um but I would remember that. It says Versace Arrows campaign film.

SPEAKER_03 25:05

That's the name of it? Well, campaign film is Is Arrow the name of the cologne?

SPEAKER_00 25:12

E-R-O-S energy.

unknown 25:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

Would have never guessed. But what is your opinion on the perfume and cologne commercials that you see?

SPEAKER_00 25:26

I think they're ridiculous. Like, I've never seen one that made sense. Right. Like, I mean, it's outlandish.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

Like, oh, you're sitting at a coffee shop and you like But they don't do anything.

SPEAKER_00 25:37

Okay, so like if you watch a regular TV show, right, or a regular commercial, right? Right. They're in a neighborhood, they're you're talking to your neighbors, you're at a store, like, bump into somebody. Ooh, oh, what's your what are you smelling? Like, you know, like normal. They're not jumping between mountains with catching arrows.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

That's what I'm saying! It was so ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 26:02

That's not even a thing. Like, even chaining Channon Chanum Tatum Channing Tatum. I keep miss putting his names together. He doesn't do this shit. I know. Like, I mean, they paid him millions of dollars to probably do this, but you know, I don't know if it's millions, but anyway. I I was like, yeah, no, that's just stupid. I've never I've I literally have never seen a commercial, um a perfume or cologne commercial that made sense.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

I'm gonna start sending them to you.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

I mean, they still make a lot of these absolutely. See, I don't watch commercials.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

I talked to Shannon about this because uh I am in season four, now five, of Summer House, and let me tell you, season four hit all the marks.

SPEAKER_00 26:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:59

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

I'm telling you, it's a great show.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

It's a great show, and it just gets better.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

Okay. Well, I asked her, I said, can you just pay the extra money so that I don't have to watch the commercials?

SPEAKER_00 27:11

Oh, you're using hers? Yeah. Oh, I'll fix that.

SPEAKER_03 27:15

Thank you, Dave! Why didn't you tell me? I don't know. Because now she's gonna come over here and watch it without commercials over here.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Don't tell her.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

When she comes over and lets her out, like if I'm working late, she'll just turn on and wherever I'm at and she'll catch up.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

No. No, that's like illegal. If somebody ever walked into my house and started a show that in the spot where I stopped, we will have an absolute fucking knockdown drag out. Is this uh is this a you do not mess my fucking shows up. Like I know I might be watching five different things and I know exactly where I'm at.

SPEAKER_03 27:58

Why don't you finish the show to the end?

SPEAKER_00 28:01

What are you talking about? Why would you I'm just saying if I did and there's a new episode and somebody came in and watched it, and I didn't get a chance to watch it? Yeah, because it shows up in my like you're in my what comes on next. David, I think, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, you would need your own account. Don't fucking touch mine.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

Anyway.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

So, no, we're not doing that.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

What if people over here? Listen, you're not listening.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

No, it doesn't matter because that my account won't be logged in here anymore or anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 28:33

So now I have to suffer?

SPEAKER_00 28:35

Because my account it will now be vulnerable.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

No, not necessarily if I make one.

SPEAKER_00 28:40

What do you mean not necessarily? If I make- What if she accidentally, oh well, let's see what he's watching and just clicks on something. No, we don't do that.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

Because we have one for the parents and one for me, one for her, and like we don't go on anybody else's because I'd still ask them.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

I'm like, so you just pay her the difference and just get commercial free. How much is the difference? It might be five dollars.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Really, Shannon? Five dollars? That's all you need. My God.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

I don't know. I don't I don't I here's the deal. I you're they just You're logging in, I'm telling you now. They just they just kind of come out of my account. I don't know what I I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 29:14

What are you looking at? I don't know. That spot up there.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

There's nothing there. You're fine. Okay. I mean it does look weird, but you're fine.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

Okay, so you need to start watching commercials.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

No, I don't. Everything I own is commercial free. Um I don't watch like I guess I do watch commercials on the weekends when I have Golden Girls on? Yeah. And you're not gonna find any on the weekends or on that channel too.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

On that channel, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:48

So yeah, I'm just I'll just start sending them to you. That's okay. We're good.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

You're gonna be we're totally good. I'm gonna send it to your text, your Facebook Messenger, your Instagram messenger.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

We don't need any of that. So, okay, question for you. What makes someone in your eyes, what makes them classy?

SPEAKER_02 30:08

Classy?

SPEAKER_00 30:09

Yeah. I mean, I know you probably haven't seen a classy person in a long time, but okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

I need to know what hold on. No, no, no. Because my classy could be different than your.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

And it might be. So in your eyes, that's what I said, in your eyes.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

But am I being sarcastic about them being classy? Classy.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

If you have that ooh classy.

SPEAKER_03 30:32

Or bougie.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

What does that entail for you?

SPEAKER_03 30:36

You get everything you want. Huh? What do you mean, huh?

SPEAKER_00 30:45

So in your in your thoughts, in your opinion, a classy person is someone that just gets anything that they want.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Well, no. Or they get every any of the high high society kind of stuff. They drive a nice car. Um, you know, like um fuck now, I can't even think about these cars.

SPEAKER_00 31:04

Oh, like you're talking about Bentley. Oh, okay. Okay, so they wear uh the top notch of money money makes them classy in your eyes.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

Yes. I mean, that's just my definition.

SPEAKER_00 31:16

Right, right, right, right. Yes. Okay. So mine could be not not money related necessarily. Like, um But you don't I bet you it involves money. No, of course, everything involves money. So that's but that's not just kind of my um Like your old boss, uh-huh, she was a very classy lady.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

She just was well kept. Right.

SPEAKER_00 31:40

See, and and in my opinion, it it's somebody that's like proper, like prim and proper, like put together.

SPEAKER_03 31:49

We're not there. I hope you I hope you didn't put us in that category.

SPEAKER_00 31:53

It can be it can be bougie, but doesn't have to be. Um, which I mean let's face it, sometimes I know I can be a little bougie. Like more than more than um a little bougie? Sometimes. Okay. I wouldn't even just say bougie. Like But sometimes I just have high expectations that are just never gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

Just off the wall fucking expectations. And I look at you like whatever.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

It is, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:21

But but yeah, I but I feel like it's it's not always money.

SPEAKER_03 32:25

Who would you somebody that I know and you can't use your old boss, who else do you think is a classy person?

SPEAKER_00 32:32

Um like that we know?

SPEAKER_03 32:36

Uh-huh that we both know, so that I can be like, oh, okay, I see what you're saying.

SPEAKER_00 32:41

I don't think we know any of them.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

So back to your old boss.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

Um see, I didn't know we were gonna talk about people. I was just talking about in general. Right, right. Like, yeah, she was very put together. I mean, uh I know we know people that are put together. I'm not trying to say that everybody we know are slumlords. Um man. Um like uh oh god, I don't really know.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

Like we're not in that in that society. Like what made you ask this?

SPEAKER_00 33:28

It was just something that kind of came up. I'm like, I just wanted to see what if you thought that if you equated like classiness to money.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Oh, of course.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

Or see, and I I didn't really c like think about it from a money standpoint. I thought of it from Okay, so what did you think? From like put together like prim and proper kind of thing. Now that doesn't always say that you have money.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

Okay, well, name somebody.

SPEAKER_00 33:53

I I don't know anybody that's like truly prim and proper like that outside of her.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

Um, is this what you meant earlier about when I went to smell something? Because that's not prim and proper. So you're saying I'm unclassy. Yes. Because I smelled a dip.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

Well, no, you suggested that I would smell a dip.

SPEAKER_03 34:13

I already smelled the dip.

SPEAKER_00 34:15

Oh, you stuck your nose in that?

SPEAKER_03 34:17

I didn't stick my nose in it.

SPEAKER_00 34:20

You don't hover your nose over food. Like, that's just dumb. David. And I know because she explicitly said so, her mother never taught her to do something dumb like that. She just picked that up on her own. There you go, Mel.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

Okay, well, let me ask you this. You've watched cooking shows, right?

SPEAKER_00 34:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:44

They have picked shit up to smell it, to see if it needs anything else. What does it smell like? Is it missing?

SPEAKER_00 34:50

I've never seen that.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_00 34:51

They taste it.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

You still have to smell it.

SPEAKER_00 34:55

They might, but it's on a spoon. It's not the whole dish. They don't pick the pot up and go.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Look at first of all.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

Or a platter of something. No, you you dip it first of all and taste it.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

No, because then it's a waste. Because if I smell it, I don't like it. I'm not going to eat what I just wasted on the cracker. And then you throw it away. Anyway, first of all, I do not know I do not go out and stick my whole face. That's not fucking bull. But that's not. I pull it up to here and I'm like.

SPEAKER_00 35:33

No. But you don't need to do that, Jen. A little small taste will tell you whether or not it's right or not. Especially if you're cooking something. Now, this was a dip. So let me tell you, you're gonna go to a party. There's gonna be a spread of food.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

No, that's different.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

Okay, pretend that that's always the case.

SPEAKER_03 35:51

I can't do that. You want me to pretend that my mom's having a party over there and not to sniff or dip?

SPEAKER_00 36:03

Sniff or dip. No, that's so okay. I just feel that I just feel like you probably need to get it together a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 36:20

I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 36:24

Sorry. I mean, just get a little on the cracker. If you don't like the cracker, then throw it away. But when you're cooking something, you put a spoon in or a fork in, you try it, and you're like, okay, and it needs this.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

You know I don't want to do that when I'm cooking.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

Why not?

unknown 36:45

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 36:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 36:47

You just hope for the best? Pretty much. Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

This is where, okay, so you're gonna you're gonna be about to lose your shit, okay?

SPEAKER_00 36:55

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

I follow the recipe to the T.

SPEAKER_00 37:00

Okay. To the T. But do you know what the the T tastes like? No. And you you think that they know your taste buds. Because you know. It's a recipe. Jen, a recipe, okay, in my opinion, I know. We talked about this just the other day. But at the time. A recipe for me is just a simple suggestion, a guidance of where I should go. But I'm like, sometimes I know better than these fucking people that made the recipe.

SPEAKER_03 37:32

I'm just I'm just saying that a recipe to me means that thousands of people have tried it and said, cool, put it in the put it in the cookbook.

SPEAKER_00 37:44

But that's not the case.

SPEAKER_03 37:47

I'm following their lead.

unknown 37:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 37:51

Yes, so I don't taste anything. Like that's how it's made.

SPEAKER_00 37:58

So you only oh so, okay. So if you're clearly we're done with the topic. Now we're on to food. Um and cooking. So wait, time out. If you go, if you're taking something to somewhere to a party, uh-huh, please at least tell me you're only in your repertoire. Is that is did I say that right? Um, of what possibilities that you can take, please tell me those are only things that you have physically made and tried before.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

You're not trying anything new.

SPEAKER_03 38:31

No. I have eaten these things so that I know that they are good, so I will bring them to a party.

SPEAKER_00 38:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

So if you have to- Now, if I have a recipe that I made and I eat it, and I'm like, mm, whatever, I will try to finish the rest of it throughout the week. But the majority of the time it goes in the trash.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

But I mean, and I've I've done that absolutely. Yeah. Um, and a couple of times I'm like, I bet you if I followed the recipe, it probably would have been better. But because I can pinpoint the floor.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

There are times right, but there are times where if I made a pasta dish or whatever that has an Alfredo and red sauce or whatever, I'll add a little bit of heavy whipping cream to like thicken it back up.

SPEAKER_00 39:12

After the fact?

SPEAKER_03 39:13

Like heating up the next day. Like to make it more of a saucy.

SPEAKER_00 39:18

Okay. Like you know how like with spaghetti and I've done that with like sometimes, depending on what it is, I've done it mainly with water, just a tad bit of water.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

Well, if it's a cheese sauce type situation you want to use a little bit of heavy whipping cream.

SPEAKER_00 39:31

I never have that on hand. Well, I only buy it as I need it.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

You're missing out.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

So I did make some good garlic ranch yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 39:39

Okay, anyway. Um, but yes, anything that I have brought to the channel. Right, so you think I'm just flying by the scene in my pants?

SPEAKER_00 39:48

I mean, I would bring a dish to you to try to. I would because I know exactly what it tastes like before I even finish it.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

Let me ask you this then, okay? So you're whipping something up, right? Yeah. And let's say you you're following the recipe. You are following the recipe, okay?

SPEAKER_00 40:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:05

You taste it and you're like, okay, I don't like it. It needs more of this. So you add that in. Holy shit, now it tastes way over dill or way over salty. No. How do you fix that?

SPEAKER_00 40:19

Um You can't. Yes, you can. Sometimes you just gotta add more of the base back. So for instance.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

Let's just say you don't have any more. You bought enough just for the recipe.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Well, uh uh uh okay. So, like I was making a marinade.

SPEAKER_03 40:35

That's where my brain goes.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

I was making a marinade.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

Like, there is no time for fuck-ups.

SPEAKER_00 40:40

But it's not it the stuff that you're gonna use, you're not gonna say, Oh, that needs more cream. That or more sauce. That's not you're you're tasting it to get the flavor of the sauce or the cream or what the dish is. It's seasonings. It's not.

SPEAKER_03 41:00

I understand the seasonings and what you're doing, but let's just say you overdid it. Like you put too much salt in it. You tasted it and you said, okay, it needs more salt. And you do not a pinch, you do like a teaspoon of sauce or of salt.

SPEAKER_00 41:15

Right.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

How do you fix that? Um you have no more sauce to put in.

SPEAKER_00 41:22

You would figure out something.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

Just add a bunch of shit at that point. Just add it in.

SPEAKER_00 41:28

Yeah. But here's also the other thing. Most of the time you're gonna have something that can fix it. Most of the time, when you buy, like, if you need a pint of now, obviously that's a bad example because, but you're not usually gonna need a pint. You're usually gonna need something just slightly under. So you're gonna buy the whole thing because you have no other option, and you're gonna have extra stuff that will cut it. It doesn't matter. So when Okay, okay You're always gonna have something to make it better. Like I was making a marinade the other day, and it said to use a I was using an all-purpose seasoning, and it said to use a teaspoon. Yeah, no, I put well two teaspoons, I put two tablespoons. So I'm like, oh shit, what do I do? So it's it I just asked Chat GPT or Google, you know, like, how do I what what should I do to fix this? And it's like, oh, just add a little bit of this and a little bit of this and you're fine. Google will tell you how to fix it. And then you taste it to see if it's something that you're gonna die on or not. Yeah. But I do that for everything. I mean, I've taken I've taken food I have never remotely even thought to taste to something. Knowing it tasted good. Yeah, I definitely don't just wing it. Like I don't make something and slap it on the table and I've never tasted it. No. I don't cook. I mean, I don't I don't cook anything that I haven't tasted before I eat it. Except like a hot dog. Or a hamburger. That's it. Recipe over here.

SPEAKER_03 43:22

Yeah. I follow a fucking recipe.

SPEAKER_00 43:25

No.

SPEAKER_03 43:25

That's what it's for. The general guideline works for me. When we go out to eat, fast food, whatever. Yeah. And we get to the condiments counter.

SPEAKER_00 43:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 43:42

Do you just grab a bunch and move along? Or do you count how many you actually need that you know you need that's sufficient for you? Salt, pepper, ketchups, how many ketchup boats do you need, or whatever?

SPEAKER_00 43:57

I'm exact.

SPEAKER_03 43:58

You are exact.

SPEAKER_00 43:59

I'm exact.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

Okay. I am also the same way.

SPEAKER_00 44:01

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

This motherfucker had the audacity at Culver's to ask me for one of my salts.

SPEAKER_00 44:08

Bitch, you were done salting.

SPEAKER_03 44:10

I do not care.

SPEAKER_00 44:12

You were done salting. They I know how they operate. If it touches culverts. If it touches your table, it's trash. It doesn't. No, it's not. Chick-fil-A, it is not. Chick-fil-A now has can't like containers.

SPEAKER_03 44:26

The sauces that you don't use. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 44:28

You put anything in there.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

I think the city has somebody who wipes them down.

SPEAKER_00 44:32

Probably so. Either way. But but point is, if it's sitting there, you were done.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

It does not matter about the restaurant. I you, I know you grab enough shit for yourself.

SPEAKER_00 44:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

And I do the same. So I was like.

SPEAKER_00 44:46

You overgrabbed.

SPEAKER_03 44:47

You motherfucker, you took my extra salt that I may have needed.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

I would have gotten up to get you one in the event that that happened. And you know that. So now you're just over here calling the scene.

SPEAKER_03 44:59

I was mid-hamburger bite. And you just reach over and you're like, and you just take it. And I'm just like, bitch, I know you grabbed enough for your channel.

SPEAKER_00 45:09

I did not just take it. I did not. I fucking asked you for it and you handed it to me. Did I ask? Oh, no. No.

SPEAKER_02 45:16

Ha!

SPEAKER_00 45:17

Alyssa, you bitch ass, you were there.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

She was too busy eating her fucking. She's too busy eating her. But I the the cut the qu uh. But yes. The comment, or not comment, but the topic is is like, do you grab enough for yourself so that there is no waste?

SPEAKER_00 45:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 45:38

Okay. Or because you'll see people just handful hair, handful hair. Now, napkins, I take enough from my car, right? Uh to sneeze in, all that shit. Like, I take all that with me. But some people will grab like 67 salts, and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing with that?

SPEAKER_00 45:58

Now, um, I'll tell you, salt and pepper on my fries, I like it.

SPEAKER_03 46:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

I never think to grab it unless I see somebody else with it.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

Really?

SPEAKER_00 46:09

Yeah. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_03 46:11

Pepper is my first deal because they're already salted. So I will just put a little pepper on there.

SPEAKER_00 46:15

And until I see somebody do it, it doesn't cross my mind.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

And then he gets back up and he'll go get it.

SPEAKER_00 46:20

Yeah. See, trying to make me fucking look like an asshole.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

Well, you didn't need to reach over and grab my shit. Now. I didn't. I asked you. I don't think you did.

SPEAKER_00 46:27

I did. The ketchup. I know I did because I just know I did that day. I know my state of mind.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

I don't know. You were pretty uh buzzed up.

SPEAKER_00 46:38

Well?

SPEAKER_03 46:39

Ketchup.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

We were at the soccer game thing.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

Ketchup. The ones that you into the little cup.

SPEAKER_00 46:46

I need two.

SPEAKER_03 46:47

Do I need two? I already know. What if it's a different size? What if it's the flat little little guys or the Wendy's ones? It's not the same amount. So how many Wendy's ones do you need?

SPEAKER_00 46:58

The Wendy's ones? Well, I I think they're bigger now. Um I haven't been in so long. Me neither.

SPEAKER_03 47:03

Um but let's talk about the small ones.

SPEAKER_00 47:07

Yeah. Because that's about the size of like the one, the one shot.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

That's a two-pumper.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

The one-shot coffee creamer, you know? It's a little bit bigger than that.

SPEAKER_01 47:15

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

You know what I mean? Um, so that definitely three.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

Five.

SPEAKER_00 47:21

Oh no, three's fine for me. No.

SPEAKER_01 47:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 47:27

That was hold please.

SPEAKER_01 47:30

Oh, oh my.

SPEAKER_00 47:33

That's not gonna help. I think my water is somewhere over there. No, it's okay. I don't want your drink. I don't want your drink.

SPEAKER_03 47:46

Five of the babies.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

Two of the short fatties.

SPEAKER_00 47:51

See, I need two or three. But I'll say this. I'm not. Those are my numbers. But they're not. I will have to get up if I need more.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:09

So I start there and I'll get up to get more if I need it. Ketchup packets. Ketchup packets.

SPEAKER_03 48:15

Like regular ketchup packets.

SPEAKER_00 48:16

Like Yeah. So if if I need, if I have fries, ketchup packets, my go-to is like four or five.

SPEAKER_03 48:25

Five or six. Now, here's my next question. Let's say you have the little fat the the these size, these, these sizes at the culverse or whatever. And you you you're a moderate dipper. Like you're not like slathering it out. Right. Now, let's say you have two fries left.

SPEAKER_00 48:44

Hold on. Where the fuck did we come up with this conversation? Anyway, continue.

SPEAKER_03 48:49

It's one of my com it's one of one of my things about condiments. And do you share them or do you tell them to fuck off and go get your you stole mine. So two French fries left, and you have like a goblet.

SPEAKER_00 49:03

You can lather that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 49:05

So do you lather it?

SPEAKER_00 49:06

Only because it it's I'm gonna waste it anyway.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

So or do you look at your friend and go, hey, can I have two of your fries to finish my ketchup?

SPEAKER_00 49:17

It depends on who I'm with. You're probably never gonna give me a fry, so I don't even ask your ass. Um Alyssa would give me a fry. I don't know about Jess. I don't know. Um Carrie definitely would give me a fry.

SPEAKER_03 49:33

Are you calling me a bitch?

SPEAKER_00 49:35

Um, no. But um, but with Carrie, I would say.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

If I ended up giving you a fry, I would fucking throw that shit at you. We will document it.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

I will and that's the other thing. She'll waste the fry, and it'll be on the ground over here because she completely missed me. Um I mean, that is that that's pretty much spot on. So I don't even bother with your ass. There's no point.

SPEAKER_03 50:02

You wouldn't give me a fry either. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 50:05

Probably wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 50:06

I don't even think you would give Carrie or Alyssa a fry. You I maybe so so this is gonna sound weird.

SPEAKER_00 50:15

They both would just take them. True. You would ask and give me that opportunity to say no. And if you didn't ask and you just grabbed it because that's not your nature, I would be pissed.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

But I would also ask, you would tell me no, and I would take it anyway.

SPEAKER_00 50:36

Yeah, and for some reason that would be less mad, but um there's that.

SPEAKER_03 50:45

I would be less mad if you said if I said no and you just took it anyway.

SPEAKER_00 50:49

Because at least I knew it would because because okay, we've been friends long enough. I I knew I would know at that point. This bitch is about to take it anyway, so I don't even know why she wasted her breath. But if you didn't throw such a temperatant, I would I would I would throw the fries on the floor before I allowed you to eat one.

SPEAKER_02 51:07

You totally fucking would.

SPEAKER_00 51:09

I would. I would rather nobody have them than You've done that.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

You have done that with a fucking Taco Bell incident!

unknown 51:17

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 51:22

I did. I did. I threw it so so Jen, Jen and um Jackie. I was we were at Jackie's house and I had Taco Bell. I didn't ask anybody.

SPEAKER_03 51:32

Didn't ask anybody, just fucking shows up with Taco Bell, and I'm like, dude, what the f And so they wanted a bite of my taco. Just a bite!

SPEAKER_00 51:39

And I said no.

SPEAKER_03 51:40

And so And he had three of them.

SPEAKER_00 51:42

Well, okay, but I was starving, and then they tried to like steal them from me. So what I did is I just chucked it and it went. It went it you couldn't have done it.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

It could have been more perfect.

SPEAKER_00 51:58

It went into the old time VCR.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

A taco went into the VCR. It didn't even shell at all.

SPEAKER_00 52:06

But it wasn't wrapped anymore, was it?

SPEAKER_03 52:08

No.

SPEAKER_00 52:08

It was just the soft taco that went in.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

Just share.

SPEAKER_00 52:12

No. No.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

So nobody ate taco.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

Nobody. I ate two of them. Nobody ate.

SPEAKER_03 52:20

Literally the th it was the third one, and we're like, you know, we waited until the third one to ask for a bite.

SPEAKER_00 52:26

Bitch, no. You were still. You could have gone and got your own.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

God, the taco. And then he left. He left us with the mess. We had to clean out the VCR head. It was just, oh my god. And I want to say Then he stormed off.

SPEAKER_00 52:41

I want to say I even peeled out of the driveway. I even peeled out of the driveway.

SPEAKER_03 52:46

For a fucking taco. And I was. Which was 59 cents at the time.

SPEAKER_00 52:50

Oh yeah, because we were right out of high school. Like right out of high school. Well, actually, I think Jackie was still in high school.

SPEAKER_03 52:57

I think she was too.

SPEAKER_00 52:58

Because she was a year behind us. So I think we were done, she was still there. Oh my god. Which she wasn't really still there, but her mom thought she was there.

SPEAKER_03 53:04

I always forget about the taco story.

SPEAKER_00 53:06

Oh my god. That's hysterical.

SPEAKER_03 53:09

So bad. You peeled, you took the lap.

SPEAKER_00 53:12

Well, like Was that the day that Jackie followed me and I she was like hanging out of my truck and I drug her?

SPEAKER_03 53:18

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 53:19

I did that. I did that with her too.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

Might have been. So because she was like, You're gonna come clean this up.

SPEAKER_00 53:25

I think that's what it was. And so she's like, I'll just get in the truck with you. And she was halfway in, halfway out, and I just kept going. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:33

Why are we friends? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

There's that. Oh, that was that was fun times.

SPEAKER_03 53:38

Oh yeah. There's so many memories. Good God. Oh my Lord. Alright, well that wraps it up for this week.

SPEAKER_00 53:45

Jesus Christ. Peace out. Make sure you like us and follow us on all the things and check out our socials for some cow video.

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SPEAKER_03 54:07

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SPEAKER_00 54:08

Peace out.