EP 48 - Not That Old

Do you ever catch yourself thinking you’re still in your 20s… until reality reminds you otherwise?

This week on Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn dive into the hilarious reality of getting older while never quite feeling your age. From forgetting how old family members actually are to wondering if your parents looked this young in their 40s, it’s a conversation every Xennial, Millennial, and Gen X listener can relate to.

They also discuss the buzz surrounding Taylor Swift’s New York City wedding, celebrity relationship rumors involving Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO, Fourth of July mishaps, cruise superstitions, arcade nostalgia, procrastination, and the latest productivity trend called an “Admin Night.”

If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and thought, “I’m really not that old,” this episode is for you. Expect plenty of laughs, relatable stories, and the kind of conversations you’d have with your lifelong best friend.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

You've never uh you're not a pod So Sandy's not a podcast listening kind of guy.

unknown 0:05

Yeah, here we are.

SPEAKER_03 0:16

Hey everybody and welcome back to another episode of Unapologetically Ask the Podcast. I am Jen.

SPEAKER_00 0:21

And I'm David. And Happy Fourth of July. Yeah. Hope everybody had a good fourth.

SPEAKER_03 0:27

I have all ten fingers or eight fingers and thumbs. I've already I've already seen uh one possibly very severe ankle from one of the guys at work.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Uh so is that how is that how that happened? Well he was running away from a firework.

SPEAKER_03 0:46

No.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

And by the way, your feet are lovely.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

No, I asked him, I was like, did you have too many, too many bapbles? And he was like, no. He's like, I got out of the car and misstepped off the driveway.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Right then and there.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

Right then and there. Mind you, he goes on a cruise in like a week and a half.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

See, that's why right before a cruise, I barely leave my house. Because I'm terrified of that happening and not being okay by the time it's a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 1:13

You know what I'm saying? The most thing I'm terrified of?

SPEAKER_00 1:16

What?

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Is losing a tooth. Because it's happened once before.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

So just so you know, it wasn't a cruise, but we uh were on our way to go to Universal Studios, and she texts and she's like, I had to work a half day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:33

And I was in the middle of a sales pitch, and my cat, my veneer popped off. And I hope I can find the picture because I look like a Oh, I have it.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

I'll put it up.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

I have it up.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

It's amazing what one tooth can do to somebody's appearance. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

It was like, whoa.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

But I was in the middle of a sales pitch, and it just the I guess the adhesive had come off finally just gave way. And um, I was like, and I was like, oh my god. Yeah. So it was a Friday afternoon. Most dentists' office aren't open on Fridays. Mine wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Was that a holiday? Like it wasn't a holiday. No. It wasn't a regular holiday, but I'm just saying, like either way, I had to go.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

At the time, my boss's wife worked or still works at the dentist office, and they squeezed me in uh to reattach it.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

That was oh, you know what it was? Most dentist offices are closed on Fridays. On Fridays, yeah. Yeah, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

Um, so thankfully they were able to squeeze me in. Um because otherwise otherwise it would have been a weekend of you would have you could have gone back to a mask. Oh, I probably oh my god. Could you imagine? Stop with a camera on the rides, could you imagine?

SPEAKER_00 2:55

Because we used to go so much, we had annual passes for years, so we would go so much that we knew where every single camera was on every ride, and sometimes we would pose and you know, other stuff. So yeah, there was that was that was fun times.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

Good times.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Yeah, so anyway, but no damages from us.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

I don't think it's or anybody else either.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

I don't I don't know of anybody that was injured that I'm aware of yet.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

Yeah, so um hopefully everyone popped off all their fireworks last night because some of us have to work tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Yeah, and get up really early for the gym. So that should be fun. But I slept through it all last night. I have no idea how late it could have gone. Um I was asleep. I don't know. Probably before nine o'clock. Jesus. Um I mean I probably passed out watching whatever I was watching. So anyway, I didn't hear much. So and it didn't wake me up. I was up early though. So there's that. Um so whenever you are like talking to somebody, especially the when they're younger than you. Do you ever forget how old you are? No. Like you don't, like, or not really not forget how old you are, but don't have the concept, like you you you for somehow you kind of think that you're young again.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Like So I okay, so in my job setting, yeah, there's a gentleman older than me, and then I have two gentlemen younger than me um as supervisors.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

And of course, I'm the only girl.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

Right.

SPEAKER_03 4:37

Um, so the two younger ones, they have a little bit of terminology, and I'm like, what did you just say? And they're like, God, you're so old. And I'm like, I'm not old.

unknown 4:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

And then you have the one that's older than me who is like, you young, you young kids, I swear to God. Yeah. You know, whatever. But if I'm like, are you talking like a huge age gap? Like if we were talking to Alyssa's kids, or are you just talking about like a small like in general, like more of a larger age gap? Like, for okay, so let's just talk about the kids then, because they'll say some shit that we're just like that's not really what I'm talking about, though.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

But okay, so yesterday we were talking, we were at my aunt's house, we have an annual birth uh pool party every year. So, you know, our grandmother, she used to come, she passed away many years ago. And then, but now we've we're now missing three people from last year that passed away. So we were all kind of just not all of us, but me and my one cousin, we were specifically reminiscing on different things and like who used to bring things and who used to do things, blah blah blah, for this particular party. And we had brought up our grandma, and or I think I did, and I was like, you know, I don't know if you would really remember doing this because you were so young. In my mind, she's still like not a toddler, clearly.

SPEAKER_03 6:05

Oh, I still think she is 10 years old.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

But but yeah, in my mind, and I'm like, you have a child that is eight. So you're almost 40.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

But I'm like, you were too young for that. And she's like, um, grandma died when I was 16. I was like, really? So that's that's what I like the concept of time, I guess, is like, do you forget that? I still think Shannon's a um And I do think of I I think that my brother's still 10 or 12, you know.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Like, no, you're not supposed to do that. That's a little late for you. Shouldn't you be going to bed?

SPEAKER_00 6:36

And and and none of that stuff comes out of my mouth, but it definitely goes through my brain.

SPEAKER_03 6:41

And she's like, What do you think I am? And I was like, 10.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

An invalid. Like, you need to be told, you need to be coached, you need to be everything. Sometimes, yeah, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

We just threw her a 40th grade birthday party, we did, which she loved, by the way. She was super excited. Her birthday is a couple days before uh 4th of July. And uh was a good time. People um are usually out of town.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_03 7:11

Wow, those are big drops.

SPEAKER_00 7:13

Yeah. Um thank you, Rain!

SPEAKER_03 7:16

Yay!

SPEAKER_00 7:17

Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

So if you hear thunder or the dog going crazy. But Shannon always, like her birthday always gets missed by friends and family.

SPEAKER_00 7:29

Because traveling. And all this other stuff.

SPEAKER_03 7:32

They're gone or whatever. So Did you get a headcount? I had a headcount.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

No, no, no. Of how many people actually showed up.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Uh about 28.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:43

All together. Okay. I I was counting the people in the picture.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

Oh, I didn't see that one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

So um so, but it was cool, like um, it's an account that I I worked with, and and I was able to buy like a little pizza package and soda and by the way, this is a adult arcade.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

I mean, kids can go there, absolutely. It's it's kid friendly, but there is a full ass bar at the place. Yes, yes. It is a bar that has some arcade games and a lot of like pinball machines and they have a whole room of pinball machines. And all the like the old time stuff.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

Understand the game of pinball, and I don't think I ever will.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

I don't understand it, but I know what to do. That's and I get pissed and I try not to bang on the glass.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

How do you know what to do? There's Jen, you just you just shoot the ball. Where's the point?

SPEAKER_02 8:37

What is the game? That's what irritates the hell out of me.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

Just Jen, you don't be so literal. Just hit the buttons on the side. You try not to let the ball go in between.

SPEAKER_03 8:49

And let me tell you something. Every time, like, the ball would just shoot in between both of the battles. Oh, I just hate it. I was like, I give up.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

Yeah, that's what I was trying not to like bang the glass.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

I give up. And then there's pinball tournaments that people But okay, but what's the skill? I don't know. I agree with you on that. Thank you. No skill whatsoever.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

I don't understand.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

Is there a skill? There is a game.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

Oh, that one was fun.

SPEAKER_03 9:13

You have the video of it, and I want you to play it.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

What video?

SPEAKER_03 9:16

Of the basketball.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

Oh, that's not what I was talking about.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

Well, this one you and Carrie were playing, and let's go.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, fuck you. Okay, this is not a game we're ever gonna play again.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

I that's a good video.

SPEAKER_00 9:44

Yeah, I lost. But I'll tell you, I didn't start like she had some time on me, which I mean you play for the same amount of time, but um, yeah, I don't think I started, I didn't even know what I was doing to begin with. So there's that. Anyway, um, yeah, that was fun.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

But the Pac-Man-Pac Man was cool too. A four-player Pac-Man.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

They had the four-player, they had the regular one, uh-huh. So, but where the four-player one was, that's in the front of like the pinball room. Right. In the middle of the pinball room, there was the old school like stand-up, the stand-up, the old school one. And then in the big main room, like by the table. It was a big, huge thing. I'll see if I think Carrie took a picture of it. Um, so but we were playing that. That was a two-man game, and then we played the four-man Pac-Man. That was too much anxiety.

SPEAKER_03 10:37

That was that was fucking awesome. The four-man, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

Did you get a video of that?

SPEAKER_03 10:42

I got pictures, no video.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

Okay. Well, anyway, but we had a lot of fun there.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

So, yeah, so Shannon had a great birthday. She was it was a surprise party.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

Um all her friends were there, so it was like planning an adult child birthday party.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

Yep. So, but yeah, so back to kind of what I was saying is like all of the all I forget how that we're well, we don't think that we're in our 40s either.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

Right. Exactly. I still think I might be in my in like mid-20s or something. No, I'm not going that fucking far. I mean, but sometimes I'm not going to be able to do that. I feel like I'm still in my mid-30s or late 30s. See, I I And people will tell me, and don't roll your eyes, but you when they're like, oh, how old are you? And I'll be, I'll be 44 in September, and they're like, oh, I thought you were like 36.

SPEAKER_00 11:31

And I'm like, I get that all the time too. Oh my god. No, I'm cute. Because that happens to me too.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

And is it, I mean Do you think I don't think it's by any means of the way that we've lived our life.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

No, we were old as old as dirt.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

But I parents look like in our 40s. Because I I just remember them always having wrinkles.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

I don't think either of your parents have wrinkles. What? I don't recall.

SPEAKER_03 12:04

I don't think Mel, give David a high five.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

I don't believe that any of our parents are wrinkled. I'm looking at the pa the picture of your parents. I'm 20. I mean, yeah, but in my in my head, they still look similar. Yeah, I mean, I guess. Who's your dad with his transition lenses on in that photo? Shut up. Anyway, um so but I I I mean I just don't. I don't know. But I mean I remember my mom always being like, You're how old? You know? To you? No. Oh people would say that to her.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

So I just kind of I always saw it with them, so I was like, uh, you know, and then it started happening to me. I don't know. I mean, sometimes some lady, I think she was just given a set of questions to ask every customer. She was going down the list, and I'm like, bitch, do I look 55? But she literally are you military? Are you firefighter? Are you are you 55? Like, I think it was a list. Yeah. In her mind, it wasn't written down that I could see. So, you know, and she was an older lady. So somebody said, This is what you do, and she just does that every time, every customer. Just like the old guy that used to work at the Culver's by my all old office. I ordered a salad. Do you want cheese sauce and ketchup? No. For what? Ketchup on a salad? They're told to ask, Do you want ketchup and cheese sauce for every order? You can order a milkshake, you they're gonna ask you the same thing. Now, common sense would tell you not to, but they were told, and at some certain ages, they do what they're told. It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

So, yeah. So that's the only time that somebody's asked me if I was older than I am, but I So you were talking about let's get back to your fucking original thing.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

So you were basically like, you thought Grammy had just died like five years ago.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

No, I knew she my grandmother, that one died. I I feel like that one died. She died in 05.

SPEAKER_03 14:03

Didn't one of them pass when you were young? Either way.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

My grand my mom's mom passed away in in two in 2005. And then my dad's mom she passed away, I wanna say 2000. I'm guessing. 16? No. No, she was maybe 2012 or 2013. Maybe even sooner than that.

SPEAKER_03 14:31

But I think she was 09, if I can remember the tombstone. It wasn't because I see it every Christmas.

SPEAKER_00 14:36

Yeah, but it's not back to back. Like, oh, that would that still wouldn't be back to back because she died in 05. Anyway, in my head, my other grandmother died in 08, but I realized that's not right. So um, maybe, I don't know. But anyway. Why are we talking about grandparents dying? Uh I don't know where I'm at today.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

You're talking about recognizing the age differences or whatever. How did your cousin?

SPEAKER_00 15:07

I don't know. Sorry, Michelle.

SPEAKER_03 15:10

Oh, Michelle, she's um 38 or 39.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

She's I want to say she's like 34. 35. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

Okay. But we all look like we're in our 20s. But we do, yeah. We have good genes.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

Thanks, Mom and Dad. Appreciate it.

SPEAKER_03 15:34

Um Taylor Swift's wedding.

SPEAKER_00 15:37

Oh my god. Have you seen all of the fake AI photos that have come out? There's not been a real photo yet.

SPEAKER_03 15:45

I cannot decipher what is true and what is not in this whole thing. Okay, hear me out.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Here is what you can this is how you can decipher. There hasn't been a single photo at all released yet. At all. Not okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:00

So all the ones that I see of different things in the wedding dress. Yes, okay, correct.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Mind you, they're all in different wedding dresses, but okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Different wedding dresses. He's in a white tux, a black tux. I'm like, okay, well, none of these are obviously.

SPEAKER_00 16:11

You think she's walking down the aisle with a fucking glass of wine? Come on.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

Okay. Um, I am not a Swifty by any means. I will listen to her music. Some of them are catchy. But how, how ignorant can you be to shut down a major area in Manhattan a day before the 250th birthday of America? Um, and she knew what she was doing because but here's my other question, too, because uh six months ago it was said that she had a wedding venue that she was looking at, and she had to reach out to the bride and pay that bride off so she could have that wedding venue. I'm like, who the hell else is getting married in Madison Square Garden? That was my first thing when they were like there's two locations, and I only know of one of them.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

So, Madison Square Garden is not who got paid off, I'll tell you that.

SPEAKER_03 17:11

Right!

SPEAKER_00 17:12

It was the other venue, but I don't know where that is.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

So they had two two ceremonies, or they've already been married, and this was kind of like a I don't know, but I believe, I believe, and I could be wrong.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

I uh we're all everybody is speculating, but I think that the and I don't I don't know one was for the wedding and one was for the reception, in my opinion. I think.

SPEAKER_03 17:36

Have you seen the bulletproof vehicle she rolled up in?

SPEAKER_00 17:40

No.

SPEAKER_03 17:41

I have you think you're the president, um yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:47

I'm just so the only thing that really Yeah, I get it. People were ticked off, but what they were really mad about, in my opinion, and and I don't know that this is true. I'm just saying what I I read a couple I've only read like two or three articles or headlines. I didn't even read the article, let's just say headlines, is the fact that she didn't cover the bill to shut everything down.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

Who did?

SPEAKER_00 18:15

The taxpayers.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Wow. Did you also hear what uh the mayor of New York City read?

SPEAKER_00 18:21

$160,000. Well, yeah, that's pocket change to her.

SPEAKER_03 18:25

Right, but did you see how many NYPD officers that she had just for that day? It was like I mean, it was probably how two precincts.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Yeah, like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

I mean, I I but you gotta remember, she ha I mean, and this is not for her specifically. I'm sure it's happened to many, but you know, when you are that public in in the public eye, you're stalked, you're everything. People think that they love you, think that they're gonna marry you, and now you're going to marry somebody else. Like, somebody could have had a hit out for him just because they thought in their crazy mind that they were gonna marry her one day. But but but he So I can understand the The bulletproof vehicle.

SPEAKER_03 19:11

The thought of all of that, but you can't But nobody no other celebrities showed up in bulletproof vehicles.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

Well, because they probably didn't She probably didn't do any other transportation. Did he arrive in one?

SPEAKER_03 19:23

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 19:24

Or was he like there or something already? Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Yeah, they probably stayed the No, I'm just I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 19:29

No, I don't know. You know, they I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

But I mean this thing was like she rolled up in her wedding dress and like I couldn't even tell what brand or model of vehicle it was because it had so many.

SPEAKER_00 19:42

I've not even seen this, so I'll have to go back and look.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

Okay, so not only did the taxpayers flip the bill for the security.

SPEAKER_00 19:47

That's what I heard is that Per se and and and that's but that if it was 160,000 though, why would that not even be a thing?

SPEAKER_03 19:55

Like it's a drop in the bucket. Right, right.

SPEAKER_00 19:57

Just cover the fucking bill and not have the whole city hate you.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Right! For five blocks. And but it was a perimeter of five blocks.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

Yeah. But but here's the other thing. This is gonna happen. People are gonna all bitch about it. She's gonna have a concert in Madison Square Garden that's gonna fucking sell out in two seconds, so it doesn't fucking matter. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 20:20

So But it's all there's also a heat wave going on up there.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

Oh, yeah. And so I just saw that yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 20:27

So they asked everybody. Did they just send everybody else to sit and heat or just they told them to raise their AC to 78 degrees for the weekend so that Taylor Swift didn't have any issues with her wedding on Friday?

SPEAKER_00 20:40

Okay, well, fuck Taylor Swift. Just saying it.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

The mayor mom Donnie asked them to put their fuck that. All New Yorkers could put their AC to 78 degrees to conserve energy.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

Okay, then you pay me $1,000 a day and I'll be happy to do that. Is that your going rate? If you needed it for a weekend, $1,000 a day, sure, that could get me in a nice little hotel somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 21:05

In New York.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

Okay, so we're gonna say $1,000 a day plus a hotel stay. Outside of your perimeter.

SPEAKER_03 21:12

They also, because Madison Square Garden sits right above Penn Station.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

Right. They said that that shit was hot.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

So hot. Wait, what did I heard that did I Penn Station is the subway train system underground. But since everything was shut down.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

That's where we that's where we got our Dunkin' Donuts was Penn Station when we were there.

SPEAKER_03 21:33

I thought we were at Central.

SPEAKER_00 21:35

No. That was Penn Station, and then we walked to Central.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

Okay. Either way. Penn Station had like one way in, one way out. That was it. Oh really? So like people that lived around the area couldn't get out for their Fourth of July plans. They would have to have taken days off in advance because of this.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

Like you just inconvenienced a shitload of people.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

And so I posted it on my personal. You did. I saw that. I'm like That bitch knew what she was doing. And that I've seen that interview many, many times.

SPEAKER_03 22:08

No, I didn't watch that interview.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

That was with Seth Myers, I think. And she said she was doing math, and she's like, carry the three. The only number she ever mentioned was three. Uh-huh. She knew she was getting married July the 3rd. Well before it ever broke that that was happening. Like, she clearly knew what she was doing. I think there was very much poor planning on her part for the city of New York.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

Who gets married in Madison Square Garden?

SPEAKER_00 22:41

Like I mean, is that the only thing that her team knows how to do is do a fucking arena?

SPEAKER_03 22:47

Like that makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

I mean, we don't know how to do a small thing.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

So you're saying that all the pictures that are coming out of like what it looked like inside before anybody showed up.

SPEAKER_00 22:58

I've not seen any inside.

SPEAKER_03 22:59

Well, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 23:00

No, no, no, I lie. I did see some some inside stuff, but it was. It wasn't. I mean, I know for a fact. I mean, that was the one where she was carrying a glass of wine in a wedding dress with a veil. Well, first of all, by the time she's carrying a glass of wine, she's not wearing a wedding dress anymore. It's Taylor Swift. Do you really fucking think that that bitch did not get married and immediately change in a three-second change room? Like, come on. Like, people. She's not gonna do something that she doesn't do during her performance.

SPEAKER_03 23:33

Are you telling me she didn't get her her train bustled? No, that bitch had a whole new outfit.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

I mean, I don't know. I'm just guessing. She probab I mean, I would say that she probably had probably eight outfits. It's just what they do. Oh my god. They have money, like it doesn't even matter. I wonder if there was a prenup. I mean, if she was smart, she got one.

SPEAKER_03 23:59

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:00

Because he is poor compared to her. He is poor compared to her. Yeah. I mean, not look, he he does well for himself. Oh. He'll he'll never have a problem. But now he'll really never have a problem.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

Yeah. Well, I just thought that it was just uh Yeah. I I I don't even I don't even know.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

I mean, thank god thank God I don't live in a place like that.

SPEAKER_03 24:29

You want to be a city boy though.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Yeah, but I mean I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

Could you imagine if David lived in New York on July 3rd and was inconvenienced because of Taylor Swift's life? Okay, well, here's all my God.

SPEAKER_00 24:48

But but here's the one the one thing, it wouldn't have really mattered because I'm happy to stay home. This is true too. I mean, I I will I will lock up in my house, if possible, for like a month and be perfectly happy. I mean, I'm not saying that I would, but I'm just like truly. But yeah, absolutely. I just chill out, leave me alone, send a couple texts, proof of life, like leave me alone.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

There's no gym. If you're locked up in your house, that's it.

SPEAKER_00 25:27

I mean, so I would go to my neighborhood gym.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

What neighborhood gym?

SPEAKER_00 25:33

The one at the front gate. That I drive past every single time. No, I'm just saying. I mean, but like, yeah, I mean, if I lived in a building, it would probably have like a gym or something.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 25:48

I mean, I not that one. Not that I can afford. But um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I I think I'm good where I'm at.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Have you ever used a gym in a hotel?

SPEAKER_00 26:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

We've used the gym on the cruise ship before.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

We did do that.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

Yeah. I'm not bringing gym clothes this time at all. Oh, you are for real relaxing, huh? I figure there's too many people going this time. We're not gonna. I mean, I might, I don't know. We have some time.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

All I wear is this. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

I mean, this is the dressiest that we're gonna get on the cruise, so there is that.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

No, I have some shorts. Screw you. Yeah. Um, okay, so you said that something was gonna kinda I wanted to piggyback off of the wedding with the divorce of Jelly Rollin' Bunny XL.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

So, okay, so I did hear that this was happening. I didn't even know if it was real. Is it clearly it's real? Okay. Why?

SPEAKER_03 26:48

Weren't they just trying to have a baby?

SPEAKER_00 26:50

I don't know. Is it because of his weight loss?

SPEAKER_03 26:52

Do you think that it's because he lost all his weight? Now he thinks he can do better, but yet she's the one that was supported him out from outside of prison and got him all of this other stuff, and and it's like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:03

So okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

Uh so rumor has it, Jelly Roll has now uh accepted Christ into his life. Okay, yada yada yada. Great, good for you.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Hence the cross tattoo on his face. That's been on his face for a while. I understand that. But Bunny maybe looking at it long enough finally.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

But Bunny still talks about sex, drugs, penises, all this other stuff on her podcast.

SPEAKER_00 27:28

Okay, what does that got to do with his him having Christ in his life?

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Rumor is his manager was like, This is not a good look for your new branding.

SPEAKER_00 27:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:42

Plus, apparently they had a massive fight on Mother's Day, and she said, Go sign the fucking divorce papers, and he actually listened and did.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

So, okay, let me let me This is just tidbits that I'm hearing.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

Let me explain something.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

But who would have ever thought?

SPEAKER_00 28:00

Well, let me tell you this because I I she could be standing right here, no fucking clue who she is. Really? Not a clue. I'm sure I've seen her, yeah. But I don't know who she is.

SPEAKER_03 28:13

You've never you're not a pod So Sandy's not a podcast listening kind of guy.

unknown 28:19

Yeah, here we are.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

No, I I I really I don't I have no idea. Is it she's a blonde girl, right?

SPEAKER_03 28:27

Mm-hmm.

unknown 28:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

But she's an ex hooker and stripper.

SPEAKER_00 28:33

Okay. I think I did know that. I but I don't know what she looks like.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

So like they found each other doing hood ratch stuff. I don't I don't know if she was he was one of her customers or whatever. I don't know. I don't know how that all started.

SPEAKER_00 28:47

But I do know whatever happened, then they get married.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

They go to Vegas and get married.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

I think with like three days of knowing each other. Oh, well then this is just But they've been married for like 11 years.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

You know, yeah, that's a daughter. That's a long time.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

He has a daughter who I heard or no prior. She can't have kids, she's having trouble having kids. So that could have been one of the reasons because they were also doing IVF and they lost a baby, but they were still trying to have babies from the last thing that they had said back in like March or April, and we're like, wait, what? So it was kind of like a shock for a lot of people that they were getting a divorce.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

I did hear that they were getting divorced, and I and I've heard of them, but I thought they were I thought they were heard of them. Well, I know who he is, but like I heard that they were getting divorced. I've heard things of like how they were very supportive and blah blah blah, but I followed absolutely nothing. The most I've ever followed him is that he was on the last season of American Idol, I think. Like as a mentor. That's the extent of me doing it.

SPEAKER_03 29:53

Well, he's lost like 200 pounds.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Well, yeah, they talked about on the show. Um, so yeah, I mean I knew he had like lost weight, blah blah blah, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

So I I just keep up with like a little bit, like either I'll see it on Daily Mail or whatever, uh radar online, whatever. Any of the crap that I see scrolling through, or I'll see it on because I follow her on TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Oh follow her, he's already dating. Good for him.

SPEAKER_03 30:26

It ain't been two months. How long have you been feeling not like you love your wife?

SPEAKER_00 30:33

Clearly, for a while. I mean, who cares?

SPEAKER_03 30:37

I don't care. I'm just saying that I you do you, but you know what the funny thing is, and I I my mom. This is she's like, I swear, if I go before your dad, you'll have a new stepmom six months later.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

No, you won't. So it's like You will not, and I'll tell you, and and I never thought that my dad would like start dating again or anything like that quick. I really don't know that he ever will if he's at all. I I don't think that I yeah, I don't think, and and I know like here's the other reason. Like, you and I are I mean, honestly, let's say that we're uncommon in our family lives. Like, most people are divorced. Like, we have I understand that most parents are divorced.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

Like, oh yes, well your parents yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

So yes, we're like Yeah, the fact that our parents are still to well, I mean, obviously my parents, my mom passed away, but like they were together until the day that she passed away. So, and your parents are still together. Like, I I don't I think that is the differentiator.

SPEAKER_03 31:45

I mean, she might just be joking.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

I'm sure she is, but um because they they banter a lot. Um, you know, she's probably like, yeah, blah, blah, blah. You know, have no truth or meaning behind it, but um anyway. Um sorry, somebody sent me a message and it was I thought it was about the podcast. Okay. It was Amanda. Yeah, Janice Reddit.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 32:20

Yeah, that's why I was like, that's weird. Um, so anyway.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

Um anyway, so just that that fast turnaround of the dating thing. I'm just like, God dang, man, you can't just sit with yourself for a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 32:35

But I don't know that like in that world like celebrity world? Yeah, like there's just so many people at you all the time. Like, I think that it's very easy to move on. Just because of that. But think about how many, how many celebrities they do, you know, they split up or whatever, and then you see them dating again. Like, you know, like I mean, I know you're still watching it, but Summerhouse. No, no, no, I got it. I'm just saying, like, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

Don't don't ruin it, don't ruin it. I Shannon asked me today what season I was on. I was like, I had to stop at five. I was like, I just had too much. It was it was getting a lot. I needed to take a little bit of a break.

SPEAKER_00 33:18

And it's not even there yet. So um okay. But yeah, so but like everybody, they all just kind of quickly start dating again when they're in the limelight of any kind, I feel like.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

More so thanks for it just shows you the true reality of normal people. Regular normal people.

SPEAKER_00 33:38

Right.

SPEAKER_03 33:39

You know, because a lot of us we can't afford therapy or whatever, right? Whereas these people they can go and sit wrong, you know.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

And I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

It's we gotta work through it on our own terms. Right, right.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

I mean David David will fucking lock himself up in the house for a year.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

Yeah, that's fine. I'll enjoy it.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

You still alive in there, big guy?

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Hey, I sent a text. You know I'm alive. Um we've talked about something similar to this. Remember when we were talking back in like the beginning, we were talking about having days where I don't remember what it was called, but like if you're having a hard time doing something, like you would have like your friends come over and help you do that one task. Like if it was like cleaning out something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't realize this was a thing, but I stumbled across this new kind of night. Now, that's what I brought up as the topic. What?

SPEAKER_03 34:44

It was a you're procrastinating on something, so you have a night where your friends come over and you work on it together.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

Right. So it's similar, but this would when we were talking about it though, it was like, for instance, you need to clean your spare bedroom out.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

Fuck off, David.

SPEAKER_00 35:01

My spare bedroom is totally worse than this. Um, because we're in her spare bedroom right now. One of the spares. Oh, yeah, I forgot you have two, and all of her junk in this room is just pushed to the side.

SPEAKER_02 35:12

Because I had to make it a podcast studio.

SPEAKER_00 35:14

Yeah, so we can make this. So, but her other one, I mean, there's a bed in there, but there's no carpet, no tile, no nothing. Yeah. And I mean, but in my bedroom upstairs, there's a bed and furniture in it, but you can barely see it. So there's that.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

Um so we have some yeah, and it's not even really like decluttering.

SPEAKER_00 35:32

It's like all of mine is stuff that nobody needs to go in a dumpster.

SPEAKER_03 35:35

I'm talking about mine.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Like, what is all of mine just needs to go in a dumpster? Like it's what's a piece of it! It's truly dumpster, but I don't we can only put household trash in our dumpster. Like, I can't put that stuff in the dumpster.

SPEAKER_03 35:48

What are you supposed to do if like you needed to get rid of a picture frame?

SPEAKER_00 35:52

What do you mean a picture frame?

SPEAKER_03 35:54

Uh just say you have a picture frame up there.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

I can bust it down and put it in a bag and it would be fine.

SPEAKER_03 35:59

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

But I mean, how do I throw away a suitcase?

SPEAKER_03 36:03

Yeah, how do you do that?

SPEAKER_00 36:04

Right, exactly. I have to like find a place that will allow me to go and dump bulk trash. We do have a bulk trash pickup thing, but it's so full. I feel bad since I've been on the board at my neighborhood. I feel bad being like, uh, I need to go throw some stuff in there. Like, it's already packed to the gills.

SPEAKER_03 36:24

So why is it not picked up?

SPEAKER_00 36:26

Because we have to pay for it through the HOA. Okay. And there's no funds. And I don't want my my dues to go up.

SPEAKER_03 36:33

For a pickup of trash.

SPEAKER_00 36:35

They charge by the pound and the dumpster that comes to get it. And like waste management is is a ripoff. Just so you know.

SPEAKER_03 36:46

Um, so is the mosquito trucks, but right. Whatever.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

Um, but no, so anyway, so that's kind of like what we were talking about in that. But this is like having an admin night. So, yeah. So everybody like comes over at 7 o'clock with their computers and 7 o'clock's a joke for you. Well, right. I mean, but here's the thing if I if it if I know it's planned, that's fine. We're not gonna willy-nilly it. Oh, it's 7 30, let's go do this. No, no, no, no, no. After 5 o'clock, any activity must be planned. So, yeah, it's yeah, no. You better catch me early in the day. Put it on the calendar.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

Are you coming to watch the World Cup game tomorrow night with us? It's pla it's it's 24 hours in advance, way over.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

No, no, no, no.

unknown 37:37

Come on!

SPEAKER_00 37:38

My alarm goes off at 3 30 in the morning to go to the gym.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

You can press it an hour.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

No.

SPEAKER_03 37:43

Why? Don't you have to go at 6?

SPEAKER_00 37:45

No.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

The six o'clock?

SPEAKER_00 37:48

Five. Five in the morning.

SPEAKER_03 37:51

4 45, roll right out of bed.

SPEAKER_00 37:55

No. No. This no, especially not this week. Very big week.

SPEAKER_03 38:00

So Alright, we'll plan on it on Friday if they continue. 3 p.m.

SPEAKER_00 38:05

We'll see. Anyway, um, so but an admin night. So, like, you come over and you, you know, play music, you have food, like like you're having a party, or everybody brings something, uh, you know, whatever. And you literally sit there and pay your bills and and send reply to emails that you just don't want to reply to, so you just don't.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

So you don't pay your bills every day? No. Okay. I mean, this would Okay, anyway.

SPEAKER_00 38:38

But like, so it's administrative tasks, like making doctor's appointments, like, you know, if you're doing it online or whatever, but you're just you all get together and you just do all of your shit together. Makes it feel easier. There's everybody's doing their own thing, but and honestly, it's kind of like we do that in real estate. So, you know, we're all working on our own things at the office. Right. We're all working on our own things, but we sit together and do it, and then we all talk, and you know, we learn from each other. Now, when it's friends doing like your bills and your own administrative stuff, you're probably not talking about, you know, you're not learning.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Hey, can you uh can you veto me that five dollars you promised me last week? Thanks.

SPEAKER_00 39:25

Right, no, no, no. It's that's not gonna work, obviously. But but yeah, it it's supposed to make it easier for you to do those tasks that you don't want to do. Apparently it's a thing.

SPEAKER_03 39:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 39:38

And it's all over the TikToks. And I was like, this is strange.

SPEAKER_03 39:43

I pay mine every every day, excuse me.

SPEAKER_00 39:46

Um you have a bill to pay every day?

SPEAKER_03 39:48

Not a bill to pay every day, but I clear out my emails every day. Every day.

SPEAKER_00 39:54

Oh, I don't. My personal email has over 1400 emails on it.

SPEAKER_03 39:57

Don't talk to me right now. I don't even know how you can live like that. Don't.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

I can't even deal with Oh, 1,589.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

I I can't even deal with any red notifications on my host.

SPEAKER_00 40:11

Oh yeah, but I will so I I have well right now there's more notifications, but I can live with this one and this one, and these are two emails. All of these must be cleared out. So that's driving me nuts. But yeah, no, I I can only have two email numbers. Holy shit, did you sleep last night?

SPEAKER_03 40:32

I got up at 5 30. I couldn't go back to sleep. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

You're weird.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

Welcome to Perimenopause.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

I saw something I was gonna send you the other day about that.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

No, you're looking into my shit.

SPEAKER_00 40:46

Or did I? Did I send you anything? I don't think so. I might have just said, never mind, let me not send it. I don't want to hurt your feelings. Trust me. Or remind you.

SPEAKER_03 40:56

The beard that I'm growing is hurting my feelings, okay? I found a random hair back here that was this fucking long. Y'all did bitches didn't see it? No. You get that close to me. Or like it's like right here. And I'm like, these motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00 41:13

Look, bitch, if I see it, I'm gonna tell you. You're gonna be like snatching out. I'd be like, come here. No, I'll I'll yeah. I don't let people walk around with bugs. I don't let people walk around with food hanging out of their mouth. Okay. The bugs. Lipstick on your teeth. I'm like, bitch, you got lipstick on your teeth. I don't even gotta know you, but and I that's exactly what I say. Hey, homie. They're like, oh, thanks. Or whatever they do.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

Anytime I tell anybody, hey, you know, you know, put your zippers down.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

Yeah. You don't feel that? Like, like, I don't give a shit. Like.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

I feel the same way. Like, I will tell people I'm like, hey, you got a little bat in the cave, and they're like, stop looking at my nose! Why you always gonna why you always gotta do it? Okay, next time walk around with a fucking bug in your nose.

SPEAKER_00 42:04

Yeah, let it just hang down, let it drop into your food. Like, you know, you do you.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

What color are your fingers? Blue? Yes. Oh, I couldn't tell if they were black or blue.

SPEAKER_03 42:19

They're blue with a little bit of sparkle and kitschy cats.

SPEAKER_00 42:23

That's stupid, okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:25

Why thank you. I don't know if I'm a fan of Admin Knight because I I wouldn't be able to participate. I'd be sitting there like this. What am I supposed to do? Oh, I already paid that one. Oh, I already have my documents. You do it.

SPEAKER_00 42:43

You do whatever. So for you, you might not.

SPEAKER_03 42:46

For me, it would be making podcast shorts.

SPEAKER_00 42:49

Yeah. But but that that's that's what it could be.

SPEAKER_03 42:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:52

Like, you know, whatever you have to do, you just do it all together. That's all that is.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

Well, if you have any other tips and tricks of how to keep your life in in order. That we haven't, yeah, that we haven't already figured out.

SPEAKER_00 43:08

Well, we haven't figured shit out, so um, yeah, there's that.

SPEAKER_03 43:14

Well, everybody, thank you for joining us on our what are you doing? Well, say goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

Later. Peace out.

SPEAKER_03 43:22

We'll see you next week. Bye.