Ins, Outs, Eras

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It's tough. It's not the holiday season anymore. Thank fuck. So never, ever. Utter those words again. I have a great long slumber. See next year. Or not. It's 2020. Five it's 20, 25 currently. And that's crazy. It's January as if it's the weather as if it's the way currently. It is January, 2025. The world is on fire. Do you know, what it kind of is it kind of is fucking cyber truck just blew up. Things are going crazy. I'm here for it. Welcome back to our. Fucking

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podcast,

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crazy hair episode. We're still doing it too. We kept it going to episodes. That's crazy. Yeah. This one week. If we gave up early c'mon and what the hell do we have? Do we have to look forward to in 2025, we can't keep up with something so simple. Second episode. And what are we digging into today? I think it's on everyone's minds at the moment, the topic of ins and outs and Audis. Yeah. We're talking about belly buttons. any belly buttons in Audi belly buttons. They're always out. Audi ease. Disgusting. Sorry. Do you have an Audi? That's disgusting. I've seen some of the most atrocious Audi belly buttons. They're probably more clean. And I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to, we're talking about the ins and outs of 2025, the ins and outs of 2025. I don't know how he transitioned from new as resolutions to ins and outs. But I can take a guess. I guess the year was 2020. Okay. Maybe the beginning of 2021. End of 2020. We're in a fucking pandemic. Yeah, we're in a pandemonium. We're in a Panorama. We're in a panini. I haven't heard these terms. I know, I know so long. Trying to be so like quirky. That just brought me back to a horrible place. So, sorry, so sorry. Everyone was trying to We were so MURP. In 2020? No, I know. Everyone was wrong with that. What was wrong with us? I can tell you a few things. Anyways. Ins and outs. Ins and outs. We, we transitioned from, let's make a resolution. The year is 2020. And then we decided, you know what, there's no, there's no point in making a resolution. Cause what the fuck do we have to resolve to, everything's gone to share to, we've gone to share. Yeah. Yeah. you can't, you can't make a resolution out of shit really? You could say things you hate and not hate. Yeah, exactly. That simple. To basics back to basics. Hey. Hatred and not, I love that hatred and slightly less hatred. Exactly. So on that, a very long introduction. Let's dig into our ins and outs of 2025. well, On the topic of last week's discussion, Drudge on URI. Which. It's been a week. I've had time to reflect. I don't believe in it. Failed. They failed within the first five minutes because within the first five minutes of the new year, what did I do? I had a glass of champagne and two shots. Whose fault was that? No one's fault. It just happened. We don't think the blame, we don't have the cost of blame. Also. I never said I was going to do anything. No, you didn't. No. So it's very, that's very Misty, so that's fine. Exactly. That's why I said a Misty 20, 25. Yeah. Okay. If it wasn't abundantly clear thoughts, fuck it in. Okay. And. I'm Misty 2025. Yeah. 75 hard. Yeah, I don't get it. Seventy-five soft. I think about when I think about 75 hard, what. Not that people are doing it, but people fucking love to talk about it. Oh yeah, for sure. For sure. For sure. It's the same thing with dry January. People love to check. I'm like annoyed. I'm annoyed at myself for the last week. I have I'm a new person last week was a different version of me. Everything I said last week, doesn't count anymore. And also if you know anything about me or if you want to get to know anything about me, I'm fickle, fickle. You have one Celsius in your entire monstrous. That's fine, but 75 heart is out. It's very annoying. And I just hate when people talk about the things that they're doing, I'm not telling anyone I'm doing dry January. I'm just telling you. People I'm not drinking anymore. You literally had to hold an episode dedicated to it last week. It wasn't mine. It was my choice. It was your choice. It was his idea. Bear in mind, everyone. Problem. You're Elia. The fact that you were lying. Also bear in mind, this list is going to be very like my list and your list is going to be completely opposite, very different, where they're very different people. go on. Okay, N is going to lunch alone or going to a coffee alone. It's just going to enjoy your own presence, you know? Because I think we forget that we're our own people. And we also deserve a date for ourselves. You've got enough voices in your head to warrant a conversation alone. So you're good. It's a gaggle of gays and they're good. And they're so annoying. They won't shut up. And then out as rotting on your phone for no reason. We're not rotting anymore. I hate it. I hate it. It makes me feel so bad. It makes me feel horrible now that you're sober. I love south. Now that you being so bad, you have no opportunity to sit and rock. I don't need to, it's a waste of my time. I am only on this earth for a limited amount of time and I'm going to use it. Thank God. Not you. I was like, oh, No not you. I meant like, do you know what? Maybe I'll make it shorter time. It's your time? Like? Fuck. So we're not going to run on a phone. We're not rotting who wants to rot. We'll get that. We will get that this list is quite long. Okay. Is that all you want to say about that? Yeah. You don't like writing? No. I love a good RA. I like H do you know what sometimes when I'm hung over and it's the, the, the, The climate needs to be correct. Like all of the. The things you need to align for me to have a successful rock sash. Okay. Do you count reading books as abroad? No. Okay. What's rotting, just like being on your phone. Being on your phone. it's really just, when you turn on your little screen, you're a little baby screen and you deal with it. Well, let me look at all these videos and it's like, it's just for here. You know how I feel sometimes when I do that, when I like. I'm hungover. Okay. No, I was saying before, oh my God, can I ever finish a thought? So picture this it's raining outside. You're hung over a shit. Yeah. And you just had a really yummy. Door dash. I don't fucking know. And then you're scrolling mindlessly and you're like, this is the life. This is the life. The weather justifies you not being outside. You're hungover justifies you not standing up. perfect. Correlation of events. Occur in one sitting for you to enjoy the perfect decomposition decomposition. Yeah. I feel like the word rotting is the problem here. Like let's change it up a little bit. Um, We travel a lot. Very very privileged and fortunate to say that I have seen. Many, a plane. Unfortunately I have also been exposed. Violently. To crowding at the gate before you are. Group has been cold. And also we're bleeding into that one by also adding the fact that people mostly old white menu Fox will crowd around with hand on hip. At the, at the bell waiting for your luggage to come out. Yeah. Right at the right, at the, I was going to say that. Goosey right. Goosey of the bell that Lugosi. The look, the luggage or. I see Lugosi. What's that thing called a conveyor. Conversely. Not convulsions convincing. Perfect. Right at the conversy waiting for your

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bag to drop. And then all of a sudden,

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all of a sudden you're like, oh, hello, do people forget that other people exist? No. Yeah. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they. Yeah, they do do because they're pieces of shit. They are pieces of shit. Just sit in your seat or stand like, like, okay, you don't stand like a foot away from the conversy. You stand. Three feet from the conversy. We'll give it some space, gave the conversa. These have room to breathe. She needs. Needs to breathe. And also sit down and fucking see at the gate. What are you doing? they're calling groups for a reason it's organized. It is organized, but you make it unorganized because you don't care about humanity. Wow. You tell them. I feel like it's also like a very, a very like American, like cultural thing.

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I don't think they know. come on.

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Maybe they do actually can't remember because I haven't been there in a while, but like, I feel like crowding around the gate. No, that's a very it's human nature to crowd. You're right. Okay. Yeah. In the same. Um, Kind of, uh, what's the word? Vain. Hello? These are word in the same vein. Yeah. In the same vein. I was in say category, you have so many words floating around in your head and you should remember these. The thing is there's so many words. The thing is there are so many words floating around in my head. All at once and at lightening speed. Yeah. But it's so difficult to grasp one in the right moment. do you know when in hiring part and the philosopher's stone, when he goes into the, into the, one of the chambers? And then he has to like go into the fucking down deep to face. Yeah. And then They have to find the keys. Yeah. And then he's like all these keys, all of a sudden start flying at lightning speed. Find the right one. Yeah. And then he's trying to find the one with the crooked wing. That is my thought. I'm trying to find the one with the cookie. Is that your brain? That is my brain. Any given moment. There are so many things flying around in that lightning speed. Oh, it's just hard to keep up. And you just had a Celsius, so they're. Yeah, I did. Was that your in and out? No, that was my out. Just stop. Jesus. My. Oh,

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wait. Fuck it. In the same bane. Do you know, what's in. Reclining your seat as far back as it can go without feeling guilty about it. You paid for that fucking seat. Keep seeing people in tip top, being like, Hmm. So I was on a plane and someone who climbed their seat the whole way, how in-country I couldn't eat my dinner. Shut the fuck up. I shot a point, shut up, then recline your

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seat. Pull the tray. The tray table pulled forward. If we're all reclined, it wouldn't be a problem. Everyone's just like. Like this. Yeah, 45 degree angle. Yeah. I'm like shut up, shut up, complaining festival. It's out to complain about that. Do you know what someone, our clients I see. So fucking be it just deal with it for that. It's a plane. The seats are designed to recline you recline your seat, expect for people to be comfortable. It's a plane you're crammed in that like fucking sardines. And you did buy an economy seat. Not me. But I know you not you, but you did general. Perfect. Okay. Go. in his almond milk and out as out to milk. Controversial because almond milk is not great for the environment. But we're already past that. I think. Alma milk. Isn't good for the environment. It uses a lot of water. Fuck the war. I would say we're in a drought and I'm like, it's raining every day. No. We're not, no, no, you're lying. Listen. And we used to be vegan for three years. I paid my dues of caring about the world and climate change and being individualistic about climate change. It's the company's responsibility now. I'm going to drink my almond milk because it doesn't break me out like regular milk and oat milk. Does it? Those to break me out. Oh, though. Cause not good for you or their seed oils in there. I was bad. Regular milk. Like do like the cows bird flu. No I'm going to drink almond. Also. Oat milk is literally, It's just, oh, it's floating. It's oh, it's it's like full. Yeah. Oh, it's like, oh, cause what does it do? Expect to see glucose? Oh my God. You remember that? I've that girl. as if like real milk is coming back into like a bond. And she's like, It's oh, you know what I mean? She's not Ali come back heavier. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Down with milk spot. Can you play. The one that makes that does. Like the stomach one, out oat milk and almond milk. I don't care. It's nice. I like it. I wanted to quickly add a bonus in, because my oat milk out was with ins was more me and more eggs, even though we're in an egg shortage right now because of the bird flu. I fucking hate bird flu. I'm even searching for eggs, high and low. it's like you're going to like the little, well for water to find eggs. So when you're like playing a video game, you're like on a quest and you're like, oh, I can't get the eggs from half to go to another, like to teleport to another fucking city in Zelda. And I need to find out. Hydro melons. Yeah.

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That's exactly it like

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in like the Garuda desert. And to find like your hygiene, melons. Yeah. They're out. There are the Cara Cara Bazaar. They're out of the fucking, you got to go to the stage of Mullins. You have to go to. The fucking, the fucking other place, the desert, the, um, where are other places? Well, I can't even remember. I spent a full year. Playing this game in high role. And now I can't remember a single, a single, single place. I be like, oh my God, my Tabitha wheat is running out. I have to go and get some fucking out from the thump. That's what it feels like right now. The Zuora domain, and we got to get a whole foods and Safeway and like the Corcoran corner store. Insane. And also the only fucking exit are available are the nice exit we eat. So that means other people are trying to eat on ISI. You know, the vital palms ones that comes with like a little story. Other people are buying our eggs.

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Or my eggs.

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So the vital bombs ones that. The fucking the come with the head of the week. Yeah. That's cute as fuck. Expensive as fuck. It's$12 for 18. No. You know, 12,

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No it's 18.

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50 cents a day. Oh no. 75 cents. Math. I don't know how to do that, man. I mean, either. Or you just do the other way around with the cart. Remember? I don't cry. Nevermind. Okay. outs, screen time. Ah, do you need to be sat on your phone for like 15 hours in a day? You literally just had you like to rot. And I told you there. There is a time and a place. They're just talking about. General. Time is when it's raining outside. I'm hungover on the places when I'm hungover inside and there's nothing else to do. So you're talking about like the general screen side. It's like when you just like have a regular day and you've got like, you know, I'm like, why am I like being the most violated, unproductive I've ever been in my whole entire life? Because I'm scrolling on my phone. Probably sat on the toilet. Definitely sat on the toilet. Nothing just like scroll down, like a fucking twat. Yeah. And like, imagine I think this would really help you. If you imagine how ugly you look when you're sat there, scrolling on your phone, on the toilet. With your pants around your legs and you're sat there. Nakey. Like not even doing anything, not even X greeting, you're just like, fuck. Don't ever say the word. on this holy podcast. Don't ever use the word excretion. Okay. That is out for 2025. We're not spending our time just like scrolling on our phones. What we want to do is we want to create. More than we consume. You saw that on Tik TOK too? I didn't. I was like, you know what? I really liked that I'm going to fucking take that. I'm going to run with that. I really liked that. Yeah. So I'm going to do that which leads me into my, in which relates to that. Brooding in nature. Go outside. Put on Norman fucking Rockwell by Lawndale re. And sit with your, is that why you put that? Yeah. I did. And sit with your thoughts. Hmm. God damn man. Child.

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And, you know, what. And just like really enjoy that space that you create by yourself in nature,

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smell some fucking leaves. Yeah. I'd have a good old time doing things alone. It just like brooding by herself. Thinking this episode was going to be really short because I was like, we're going to go through our list so quickly now. I'm not even halfway through. Speaking of brooding. In is being a cunt. Oh, I thought you were gonna say I was being con. Yeah, but you are, but like, no. Being a con as in like being a bitch to people who are a bitch to you, if someone's a bitch to you or like nasty to you via combat within reason. Yeah. Michelle Obama was wrong. We are not going high. We're going low. We're punching, we're punching at the stomach. Yeah, because they deserve a kick in the balls. They deserve it. We jump to the groin. Yeah, literally. That'll fix all the problems. We're too nice. We're too nice. As a society, we all need to be more cunty. And cons. Am I out unrelated, but staying up till 4:00 AM We have no business being out until the wee hours of the morning, go to bed, go to bed if you're out. And you're like having a good time and you're like, oh my God. After the bar, we want to go to afters, go to bed, go to bed. We're adults. We need to go to bed on time. It's to be my rule. I'd be like, no afters. I have no business being out till. Even to. What happened to that? I don't know. But that went out the window. I don't know, I found Satan. And, he coerced me. As he does. He said, as he tends to do. As he tends to do that. That's not me anymore. You're in new leaf. I am a new leaf. A new leaf. You're like the little guys in Zelda, the little, the cork seeds, the coreq. Yeah, this is just, I love this elder references about. Thank you so much I'm on my own and put my phone on, do not disturb because just Jenna what's Powell being permanently reachable. Oh, Got away from me. Speaking of Well, it was brought to my attention the other day. I feel like landlines are back. Shut up. I feel like we should bring the land, get rid of the cell phone. Get rid of it. Just keep it as a camera. That's it. Maybe take socks to. Did you come? You just use the digit camp. Why don't we disconnect? Bring a landline back. You can only reach me if you want to call me directly on this one number that you have to memorize, you have to memorize my number or you don't have it in your phone. You have to know off the top of your head. I have like an address book and address book. Cute. That was a phone number book. Cute. In high school. Yeah. It'd be like, what friend do I want to call up today and look up their name. That's so cute. Me with my like six friends in high school. And then if I don't want to talk to you, then you leave me a message and then I might get back to you. I might not. I'm not going to respond to your texts. Sorry. I didn't check my machine. Yeah. Or I was sat in the couch and the machine was over there. And. Like hearing what you said and I'll be like, I don't want to talk to you right now. The couches that you right now, I love it. You're like, no, I'm not permanently reachable. That was my bonus, then that was the okay. Let's I like that. That was in or out, that was in LA. In fucking ways, rotary phones. Why, what happened to the road refocusing or regressing in time? We've progressed too far. Yeah, I think that's, this is the peak of humanity. GBT we've gone. And too far, we stop. We're stopping. VR headsets are we just did a, we're filming a campaign with Metta and it's actually so fun. Love you, Matt. I. I like jumped off of like a cliff. And I was like, this feels so weird that I could feel myself jumping. Not in the K Y S way. No, not in the real life we knew. In the matter of us. And we went to, we were watching it, the Charlie XCX and choice Yvonne. Sweat tour. Yeah. But in virtual reality, and I was like, the technology is, this is to future for me. This is crazy. But keep paying. It was really fun. It was so fun. I don't think that's so great. Where was I? Where were you? Where was I? Where are you? I feel like I had a segue for one of the topics that you said earlier. It's a very, very low on the bar. My bottom of my list, but I want to bring it to the top and move around. Something, I think that should be out there should have been out a long time ago. Counsel culture. Out only because it doesn't fucking work. Cancel culture has been out because it doesn't work and it doesn't have the right results. Seek in our society today. Instead the in should be revenge. And holding deep seated grudges. See if we decide to instead take revenge on people that rung us and pisses off, which my list is avid. Evan ever-growing. Y then we'll we need to. The council, the culture cause council clutches, like you're out with everything you don't exist anymore. No. In fact, let's Cersei Lannister. This bitch. And have you. Have you shamed all the way from the Citadel? Shame shame, shame, shame, shame for sure. No I'm used to like seek revenge. Yeah. Pieces of shit. Yeah, totally. Which ones. Back to your point of being country, to people who deserve it. Yeah. Revenge is in holding a big fat grudge also in. Cancel culture never works. Everyone's back in like two years. Yeah. No one's canceled. And then they come by not canceled my N is rehashing the same drama over and over and over again with your friends, the same drama, just the same one instance that happened to everyone's pissed off about and has never been resolved. Just keep, just keep chatting about it. Just keep shitting about it. You have an example? No. Cause what the fuck are you on about? Just like the same, like we have the same stories. You know, like when you have brand new thoughts and feelings on. Every single moment. When you, when you have the same thoughts and you just like talk about the same thing that's happened over and over again. Oh, I mean, like we do do that actually, like, we'll have a thought like fucking, like when it was January 1st and we're like, all we could think about was like, let's see Saddleback. Yeah. And then we CA. Couldn't stop talking about that. And we did an episode on it. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, I was over it. We just rehash the same shit over and over again. That's in. And out is the words, slay and era. Oh, two words that are out slay has been out. And we need a reminder of joining the, to the sleigh era. Late era. No, my God. No. It's so dumb. It's like, oh my God. I'm in my plant era. Oh my God. I'm in my cooking era. Like shut up. Are we 10? Cooking cooking. It's like shut up. Every single day. I'm in my light bulb era. Shut up. Talking about. The record era leg, shut up. Just say what you like. Hey guys, we are in our podcast. It's so embarrassing. No slays been out and I just wanted to remind, but Euro is like newer. It's like demure. It's like, that's also out like these words. It was out of the minute it was created. Because of the day. Who did it? The only person that's allowed to say it, which is incredible. But with millennials, Yeah, I know millennials rule. More time. When, what was that? Was that there was like a, ticktock saying, what was the thing? The one thing. Oh, my God. I'm having the biggest brain fart. The thought has, has escaped me. One of the many keys flying about. I'm flying about the head. I call back. Okay. I love that for you. Actually I had one similar one, I don't have an in to relate to this. One's fine. But out saying iconic when something is in fact. Not iconic. Oh my God. Iconic. Yeah. Clinic that was so iconic. It wasn't. So I clinic, no, it wasn't. It's like someone eating like a breakfast sandwich. shut up. They're just eating a breakfast sandwich. but then we stopped saying iconic it's dumb. Oh, my God. I just like went for a walk iconic. You did the human human thing. You did a task for the. Also saying like, oh, that's such a human, like that's so that's so human. like, oh, what was. It was like a tick talk of like when a people hugging or something, it was like, oh my God, I love humans. It's like the merch dirt. Yeah. It's in the same vein. I get what you're saying. And I liked the. Essence behind it. But shut up. If you didn't know already Merck dirt is the title of a category of fucking loser. It's the people who did mustaches and like 2012. And they would be like, oh, I mustache you a question. But I'm going to shave it for later. Exactly. No, but I know people. I think a mustache tattoo. Ah, burn your finger. Sorry. Like 17. The tattoos, not a single one is a must not a single one is a mustache in that. That's all you need to know. God. Okay. Did I do that? No, that was my, that was my iconic out. Okay. Out. Yeah. Out. So doing it. Oh, I don't have any in that relates to that though. You go okay. I wrote this. Today. Because of the egg fiasco, Isaiah in his owning a chicken. What the fuck it's in eggs are so expensive. It's so annoying. Wouldn't you rather just like go outside to our backyard chicken out there. I don't care, but do you know how expensive eggs are when you rather save all the money by one chicken? And they're so cute. Do you know how many eggs you eat in a day? Yeah, why are we talking about eggs again? Cause they're my favorite food group. I love it. I've been talking about nothing but eggs. Oh, my God. All episode, actually, the old day, actually all week. It's a big topic right now, also in or deviled eggs. Sorry about it. They're in. They're the bulldogs are the most like American, like this, the most American thing ever. You take this and name something bad about. You take this very healthy things. Sure. Eggs. And then you cut it open. Yup. And then you fucking shove shit in it. Do you know how they're made? Not really. Okay. Hugh boil an egg and then you cut it in half and then you take the yolk. Pot. And then you put mayonnaise in it. You take a lot of the Oak parts. Yes. There's a lot of Manet's in it. And a lot of like other things like chives and shit. And then you take a little. Yeah, you take a little squeeze bag and you squeeze it in like, Like a pipe. Packed to the MTA. Yeah. It is unhealthy, but it's fucking delicious and it's the best food on. It's so good. You've had good. The food of your people. Yes. Yeah. Vanilla as fuck. So good. Oh, I dealt with. Oh, my God. You're in. Oh, you're in was fucking chicken. Man was owning a ticket nagging chickens. My aunt was only a chicken and then out is straight guys with podcasts. Only gaze that out now. And women and women. Yeah, obviously, obviously, no straight man. Who's listening to a straight men podcast. No one is listening to our podcast. Yeah. Literally. Oh, the one that's listening to any, no, no one that has, has a, a brain cell. With multiple keys. The M we just lose our straight man audience if we had any. The one straight, man, who's listening to this right now. Three brothers. Okay. Great. I can't think of any others apart from my three brothers that will probably be listings every single week. And I'm so glad that you are shout out to you three. I call it. Okay, you go, okay. I have a great one. Okay. I think it like, this is a great, like, you know, where. We're like this ins and outs list is like, you know, removing ourselves from the digital age. I'm 25. We're trying to like regress a little bit. Yeah. Vapes have gone too far. Vapes ha gone. Far side in the corner of not even the club. Why are you in the corner of like a restaurant or like you're in. The gym. I've seen people in the gym, our gym, not our gym here, the shit gym. Oh yeah. I've seen a bait flying around. Oh, you need some app. Breathe oxygen. With the oxygen. That's so weird. It's crazy. I also what's so crazy is that there are vapes that have the little screens on them a little time ago. Are you playing games? Playing games with your little Binky. A little fucking pacifier. You need to grow the fuck. Ah, grow the fuck up. Literally. I can say this because I had a very short-lived vape phase. And it was, you did too. I. I did say it was a really gross labor to air. It's so fun. I would see someone with a vape and I'll be like the only. Only when we were out. Yeah, literally, I would literally say what. That was fucking. The most insane thing you've ever done. Really. The CSO. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Skinny cigarettes. Okay. Oh, a menthol cigarettes. Oh, my God. Only when you're drinking though. Yeah, not recreation. you'll list. So like health and wellness and I'm like cigarettes. Yay. I've run the UK. Yes. That's smoking when I was really, they are consuming. They are country. No, I like fully smoking, like fully, fully smoking when I was like 25. Yeah. And the occasional drunk cigarette. It's one of the most, I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Peak human experiences. I love it. I'm sorry. The feeling when you've had like the it's the it's the perfect amount of alcoholic beverages to one cigarette ratio. And you're like, you don't get one or even half of one, you share it with a friend you're like, Amazing. I'm never going to smoke again. That was all I needed. Yep. Perfect. Yeah, you don't get it because you don't smoke and you never have. I have taken some drags, not well. I don't want, I don't like it. You don't have to. I have to, I don't like smoking and drinking. I want to be Olsen. Shut up. You now that was the fuck. The same thing you've done in 2025 so far. Uh, I'm just doing it. Okay. in is this is a trick that I've learned recently, which I love. pretending to cancel all of your subscriptions so you can get a discount on those subscriptions. Because he was on this, of course, I've done this. Yeah, but I don't know. A lot of people don't know. We could just go onto like Adobe, Adobe. listen, you go into Adobe. Say like, I don't really want my membership anymore. I'm just like, not really feeling it. And they're like, wait, no, don't go lead. I'll give you 10 months free. And I'm like, okay. Yeah, I was just kidding. Joking. Okay. At$15 a month and they're like, woo. The police will do anything. Yeah. Yeah. And the line I got like 10 months free of fucking Adobe. I do it with every single subscription you have and you save money for like months. Not Netflix. There's not enough. They will give you a fucking discount ever again. Oh, you're not in the same household pay you pull bitch. Was that, what was your out? What was my out. That was your in. I've got a lot out. That's very telling of who we are. Hmm, my out is buying produce from trader Joe's. And if you're buying your produce from trader Joe's, sometimes people cannot afford no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There are other places there are safe ways. Trader Joe's. It's actually so good at trader Joe's is known to have the worst quality produce that molds. As soon as you fucking a. In the refrigerator. Open the door again. It's moly. I'm like I bought this like, Cotton of strawberries and I'm like, oh my God, delicious coming to eat them for the next couple of days. It has a whole ecosystem growing inside of the colony. It's absolutely foul. It's grown another strawberry. It's grown a whole colony of strawberries. Literally. It's horrible. Go to Safeway, same price. I bet. Definitely and better produce. I say it goes Wholefoods. Best produce. If you can afford a fucking whole foods, get the produce from there. Cause that will last forever. Then Safeway. Also good doesn't last, nearly as long as they say. It doesn't last, nearly as long. No, trust me. Trust me. I was the one in charge of the fridge. I'm touching the drink section. Yeah. And then Tara does horrible. going to speed around some of these, because we're really all taking the past. Around. Oh, I do love lightning round. I do live lightening round. Okay. I'm going to say that, one thing that we really should have left in 2024. Is going to the function just to show face. Yeah. You don't need to see my face every single day. Also, let me make myself a little bit more exclusive. Stop going to everything. And I'm like, oh, I should go. Which is, cause I want to show face and you're going to go at like 50% energy, 50% life force. And you're going to have an awful time. You being a piece of shit. And the piece of shit mood is going to make other people have a bad time to stay the fuck home. Do you ever want a favor? Call my landline if you need me. Please. You don't even know where the landline plugs into this house, where point to the landline. Oh there, you know what landline means? It's literally that. We can have a, can we please? and instead we're at the bar and be like, can I have your Instagram and be like, no, you can have my landline, so fun. In, in Irish exiting. Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. Goodbye. Fuck up. Oh, there's a room full of people. I don't need to say bye to you. See you tomorrow. Bye to every single person. My problem is like, I would like to say goodbye to everyone when I leave. But I just rather, if I have to say goodbye to 20 people, I'll see you. I'll see you the next time. K Mr. Popular. I have friends. Festival. I feel like it's just a us thing to call it an Irish. Exit. It's also called a friend, check that in the UK, we call it a French exit, right? I think it's about the people that you hate. Do the Americans hate the Irish? I think so. Do they? I think there was a time. Well, the British hate the French. Well, everybody hates the French. Yeah. I'm sorry, French listeners give a fuck. Everybody's a French. I don't give a fuck. Everyone hates the French. Why do you hate the French? I don't know. Why have you seen them? Exactly. Yeah. Continue. Continue. My in is knowing how to cook because not a lot of people know how to cook and it's come to my attention that not a lot of people know the basics of cooking. You don't. I saw one of those British people would just put like frozen beef into the pan that felt very attacked and like talk it. To me. Oh, you know how to cook one night. You. I don't have to cook. I can like know the basics. I do know the basics. Yeah, you could, if you wanted to make a meal, you could, I mean half, but yeah, exactly. But there are a lot of people who, if they want it to make a meal, they wouldn't know where to start. Yeah, that's kinda crazy. It's a life skill. You don't know how to boil water it's to be human. It's shot and to cook is to be iconic. Ah, I'm going to barf. Out. Ten-year-olds that's the fora. Ooh, Bandom Ooh, age limit. 15. Oh my God. To be ID, to get into Sephora. Your parent can go in there and get the things from Sephora. All you need must be chaperoned one adult to every child chaperone. If you are 15 and above, you can go to support a by yourself. If you are 15 and below, you have to have a parent or guardian with you. I'm. Goggles. I'm sorry. It's really annoying. And then they, like, they just like Goggle around and they like, like taking all the things and like smelling them and putting the grimy little fucking hands everywhere at night. Oh God. The drunk elephant pandemic epidemic. Yeah. It's gone too far. It's gone too far. It's gone too far. And you also don't need that shit. No, no one needs that. No, you really don't need that. I'm so sorry. I've seen like those, like girls getting ready for like school. And we will not even then the videos someone wants to check. Yeah. Like 12. 12 step skincare routine. Are you putting acid on your face? I don't have a car. That's insane. I have not one poor showing. But you'll do like a toner and then you'll do it. Acid peel literally. What the fuck, literally soda. And vitamin C One thing. I think I spent a lot of time in 2024 doing. Yeah. Cute. Q sod, violin music. Yeah. Or like a full gun. Was blaming myself for things. Oh, I know. So hot. Oh, just like it's so, so stressful. And so like, No, it keeps speaking and I'm doing the violent. Okay. Blaming myself for things that were not my fault. He's the same. I don't know. It just sounds melodic. Cause like it should be a melodic. It's like, why are we blaming ourselves when things are not our fault? Because the in should be blaming the moon. No fuck that bitch. Okay. It's full. It's her fault. It's new. It's her fault. It's waxing blame her it's waning. Nothing is ever your fault. Why do you like her so much? Because she's pre. It's a toxic relationship. Yeah. It's love. Hate. Yeah. No, that's fine. Yeah. She looks really lovely. She does like make some such. Did you see someone on tick, tick? I was talking about the moon. They said like, They described it as a heat. That's a woman that's for sure. A woman Luna. Yes. Yeah. That's a woman. Luna. Spanish. What do you want about is a lot of Luna Spanish? Yeah, I think so. What's the oldest. I lose the light Elvis. Nope. Louis. I know Spanish and I took a couple years of it in college. I don't speak Spanish. Sorry. Luna Luna. That's a woman. It's a female Walkman. Sorry, these are for girls only. Nobody's allowed. Shut the fuck up. Don't ever, ever disrespect my bitch like that again? Yeah. The sun is definitely a man. So have you seen it that rage? Of course, it's a man for sure. So Brian. When it like decides it's like I was having a bad day and goes away and then the world's miserable. Because it's having a bad day. Exactly how it takes it out on everyone else. Fuck this on fucking son. Fuck the sun. Yeah, I do. So right. I know she's a little con she's great. All right. Blame her though. Yeah, she is a cot. Yeah. Be country in 2024. Cutting in 2025. Oh no, I just fucked up. Yeah. 2025. be the moon. Be the moon, be the moon and blame her. And blame everyone else, except for yourself. Totally accountability is out. Oh, we're such pieces of shit. Aren't. I've got one more. You've got one. If you don't have a day in 2025, what the fuck are you doing? Just get one from Toshi. Is that the best, you know what I really hate. We like travel. Oh, I don't have a bad day. Oh, it's so rough. It's awful. Yeah. It's like using Santera. And people are like, oh my God, I have a travel day. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm not carrying around. Travel tushy around with me, like a little tiny little water bottle with a nozzle on it, just to like wash my bot. It's so. So poopy public spaces to clean it every time you like? No, no, cause it doesn't, it doesn't touch your fucking hole. No, but it touches the toilet where the poop of these. And when you flush the poop, the poop like goes around. Why are we talking about. Poop every podcast. It's not like that. I guess it is the portable one. It's like a, it's like a handheld bottle and it has a nozzle. It's a. Kind. So they rebranded do. Kind off. Yeah. I mean, it's an external. So it's a douche pretty much. All right. Yeah. And the final one, I'm going to say. Out right. I didn't do my out. You do? Okay. Cool. Then I did, my end was by days and my out is fine. My. Fine. Oh, I did say this. I didn't say disconnects. I don't want people seeing exactly where I am and then texting me based on where I am. Showing up where I am. No that's happened before. Do you know what Eva just reminded me each time I find math. I'm unavailable from here on out folks. I don't want everyone to know where I am. That's weird. It is weird and I don't know why I got so. We got success with them to do. You're like, oh my gosh. It's fun to like, know where all your friends are, but then all of a sudden why these random. Any of these rounds people, I like I'm out on a night out and I'm like, ha ha. That's funny. Like to be funny to. Grounded people and you know, so awkward. Two. Remove someone from find my. No. FI's then. In the IMS age. So it says you're stuck there with. So stop sharing the location with you. Ah, you will snitch. You all fucking Spitch by so lame eyes. That is a pick me behavior. Yeah. I phone get rid of the fine, my pissed me off. Delete it. Can you just delete it? I don't think so you can get it off, like you can turn off, but then the thing is sometimes I want to see one of my friends. We are. Don't look at where I am, because when I turned it off now, Can you just turn it off for other people looking at you. If you turn it off, you have to you, then, then I can share my location. When you share your location. No, wait. I told a lie. I told a lie. Share my location. No. But I can see where everyone else is. Exactly. That's what you want. That's what we want. Okay, great. Great. Yeah, no, I can see where I turn your invisible. Yeah. I'm living in stealth mode. Perfect. Yeah. I love that. Okay. Final one final one out. The ultimate, the final final, the final potential. The second to last, isn't it? Yeah, no, the last final, the finale. Yeah. Finance bros. Oh, because out. In is bullying. Cyber truck drivers. Yeah. Why festival? Do I have to be exposed to this protractor on wheels. Disgusting protractor on wheels. The most. Obscene looking thing. I've I've seen, it's like is Phineas and Ferb that has that giant triangle nose. I've never, I don't watch it, but I think it's. I think it's Phineas. It feels like a Ferb. I don't know. It's one of the two. But that looks like. Yeah, it's. It's that knows on wheels. It's the most insane thing on the planet. I was driving to the gym the other day and I saw a. We could have a whole episode on cyberattacks. We should. That'd be funny. I am known for my head of cyber trucks online. How dare you festival leave the house and expose other people to this violent act. Against humanity. It looks like. If a car. Toddler thought of a car. And then drew it in kindergarten. And that's what that looks like, and it's horrible. But yeah, no, I was driving to the gym the other day and there was a, It was a plumbing, plumbing, cyber plumbing. Van. It was like bedazzled with like plumbing. Plumbing dazzled dazzled with like plumbing, paraphernalia. No, no, no. You know, like a decal decal. Not the right key. Um, Decal. And it was like, Ooh, this plumbing service on the back of this fucking. It was like Rob's plumbing service on a truck. Fucking Cybertron the cyber truck. That's horrible. Like, what are we doing? What. Are we doing, what are we doing? We've lost the plot. It's so sharp. Yeah. That's what I say, whatever it is you want. Ah, yeah. It's like you touch the cactus Jack to me. Oh, No. Okay, well, that was the fucking ins and outs of 2025. If you have any police come at them. And don't make them like, you know, in reading more books. Or drink a gallon of water every day. The ones I've seen. You shouldn't do that. Some have some fun originality. Be funny. And being funny. Do you know what out telling people to be funny? That was me. I take that back. That was horrible. Hubby. I'll be so condescending. We're like don't write y'all lay monitor. Right. You're a funny ones instead. Make me laugh, dance monkey. This is a comedy podcasts. Make me laugh. No, if you have any funny ones, please let me know. Cause. Really. I'm being nice. I feel like I'm the first, first episode I was being. So like, I'm a fucking gun. You are. I know. Well, good. At the gut and do one of your ins immediately. What. Being a con oh yeah. Good. Like the moon. Great. My sister in crime and now has come the time where we to a quick dinner table. Game game. Again, welcome to enable game. The dinner party game of the week is would you rather. Would you rather, would you rather do rather. would you rather have pubes fatigue or teeth for pubes? Not think about it long and hard for teeth. Or teeth. For a perfumes. Pubes fatigue or teeth for pubes. Definitely teeth for pubes. Teeth for. I got teeth for. Yeah, definitely because. Not everyone's seeing the pubes ever. So like the pubic area. Yeah, not, everyone's seen that all the time, but everyone's seeing your mouth all the time. You have like a skeletal mass around your genitalia. That's fine. I'll given. That's fine. But you could extract them. Sure. You can't add your teeth back in. We could get dentures, but the thing is you can't do that. But, you know, you've got. I've got big, hairy mouth. Yeah. Yeah. And every time you smile, it's like, it's like, Yeah. A little like, like it's been deleted spindly. Finley's yeah. Like barnacles. It's like seaweeds in your mouth. We know it's more important to be pretty. I think that, you know, you correct? You're correct. There. I think there is no right answer for that one. It's a conundrum. Oh, my God. That was so digging in. We dug in so deep. So digging in that was so digging in when I'm full I'm. Oh my God. I'm so full. I'm so full of your stuff to Thank you for coming. Do a house. Thank you. And for pulling up a seat at our table, whilst we talked at you. I hope you talked about violently. But that'd be kind of weird if you did, if you were just like talking to your podcast. We just had a segment in the middle of this episode that said, take yourself outside and have conversations alone. Brewed brew luncheon, luncheon brewed with us. On your next walk, brewed with us. Rude with us. Let's dig in. Please do me a favor and rate us on whatever. Application you listen to your podcasts on. It really helps. I think, I don't know. I don't know why. It does. Oh, okay. You can also watch us on YouTube. 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