Jet Lag's a B*tch

The jet lag got us y'all :( that means you get a whole episode of us basically melting and complaining your ears off lmao please enjoy!

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jet lag. She's a bitch. We just tried to film an episode, let it be known and everything deleted. Software completely just shut down and we lost the entire episode. So you will get your given. Okay. This is my, uh, I'm, I'm revolting. Revolting against what? And revolting against who? Against big internet and technology and software, because I don't like that. What just happened. We got back from Thailand two days ago, and I feel violently ill from jet lag. I've, I have felt this jet lag before, but it's been a while, so I've forgotten how bad it can be. And this is my first time going over like to Asia and back from Asia. And that's a, it's a whole nother ball game than going to Europe, I think, going the other way. Yeah. The National Dateline is like a portal into a different dimension. We left Thailand at 2:00 AM No, 2:00 AM 2:00 AM yeah. On Sunday. And then we got back in San Francisco at 6:00 AM on Sunday. The same Sunday. So we've been living in a perpetual Sunday, or we had been living in a perpetual Sunday for, it still feels like it, 48 hours. Which is crazy. I have a headache. Let me, Let me, I have a headache. Let me list your ailments. Let me talk about my ailments. I have a headache. I have a headache. I haven't been able to sleep past 5:00 AM This is what people love to listen to. People love to turn on their favorite podcast and listen to people complain. Today's podcast is about complaining. Let's dig into complaining. Let's complain. Let's complain. Oh my God. Let's complain. Oh, everything. Oh my God. Let's complain about everything. Okay, so I haven't been able to sleep past 5:00 AM for the last two days. I haven't been able to not, I haven't been able to stay awake. Past 9:00 PM Even though I normally go to bed at 9:00 PM but I'm so tired all day because right now Bangkok time. It is what, like middle of like 4:00 AM? Yeah. It's the nighttime. That's crazy. I should be asleep right now. But my body's like, what the fuck are you doing? Haven't pooped properly. You've not pooped. No, because my digestive system said it's not time to poo. Drink this. Mind garden. Calm and clarity with adaptogens and new tropics drink grapefruit and bergamot. That is a mouthful. It is helping a little bit. It kind of is Let's scan the body. We're going down. We have a headache. I worked out for the first time and like really f what feels like two weeks yesterday. So my titties are sore. You went to the gym every day in Thailand But I didn't work.'cause the hotel gyms, they only go up to 20 pounds. In the weights. And I'm a big boy, 24 kilos. Okay? He is all 50 pounds. Yeah, that's, I'm bigger than that. I do like 70. What for a chest pu. So now my titties are sore. Oh my God. What else do I complain about? I did abs too and that was really sore. Go on, go down your fucking body. Tell me everything you about. Now my legs are, now my legs are sore'cause I worked up my legs today. And then my niece, do you see what I have to live with? Do you see what I have to live with? And he says I complain all the time. All he does is you do bitch and moan. We both do about like his sore fucking knees. He turned 30. You were just complaining about your knees. Yeah, I know, but I do it in a fun, cute way. You're annoying. I do it in a fun, cute way. You are annoying. Come on now you make my ears bleed. Come on. My ears are bleeding too. From the jet lag. My ears are bleeding as well, and I have the pain in my eye. I'm gonna rip my eyeball out. I'll help. I'll do the other. You do one of mine. I'll do one of yours. Oh my God. Love mutual eyeball ripping. Oh, and then my knees hurt. And my feet. Oh, my feet, my feet. Ugh. Don't get me side on my feet, my toes. Oh my goodness. Oh. I just wanna stretch them out. Not like we were on a brand trip in Thailand and I got three different massages. We got three different massages, and they rub your feet down every single time. And I'm like, this is the life. All of a sudden we come back and I'm like I haven't had my weekly massage yet. we were watching season, we were watching. What were we watching? What were we watching? We were watching. What were we watching, Matthew? We were watching episode Two of, we were watching episode two of season three of White Lotus yesterday, and they have the scene in there where they're doing the spa treatments, and it reminds me of how great the massages are in Thailand and the three that we got when we were there. I miss it so badly. We really did not need three treatments when we were there. No, it kind of hurt by the third one. Like I was kind of in pain and I was like begging them to stop. Because the first one was the high massage or they beat you up. She beat me within an inch of my life and I said. Thank you Cap cop, because I'm a boy and you have to end with cop. Yeah, we got told off, didn't we? Well, It sounds nice. Cap. Yeah, I know, but like you're a boy okay. Whoa. Which I actually do prefer language wise. I was talking about this the other day. Whenever you have some languages like Spanish, when you say the table is a girl. And the shelf is a boy that's so stupid for objects to have gender and Thai. It's based on who's speaking, whether you're a boy or girl, which is the same in Hindi Indian Du. Yeah, I like that. It's better. Yeah, it makes sense. And there's probably like a third gender in there somewhere. I think there's like a neutral one. Like a neutral, yeah, a neutral saying. Yeah. And, but then in like Spanish and French and like romantic languages, there's a neutral for, why are they called romantic? They're not really. But anyways, the Thai massages, there were two people on top of me and they were elbowing me and hitting me and punching me and kicking me. Yeah. The thing about those women is they'll beat the shit out of you. I loved it. Yeah. More. I need it more. I need it. And as we have discussed, I'm in pain, physical pain from emotional too. I have a pain, a pressure in the back of my right eye. I have a pain in my right temple. Sympathy pains. Yes. Agony. In fact, we are just in pain and I'm gonna complain because I'm not in Thailand anymore. Anymore. Wapa. I don't wanna be in this country. We really wanted to do a full episode where we talked about like travel and like just like life and places we've been together and hashtag wonderlust, but everything deleted.'cause we, maybe it's us. Are we the problem right now? I feel like things I, my, my brain can't comprehend what's happening right now. What else should we complain about? Yesterday I had a nap accidentally at 6:00 PM and I woke up at 7:00 PM and my a ring yelled at me. It said, no, and then you yelled at me. I did yell at you. You yelled at me for not waking you up. You said, why didn't you wake me up?'cause I was fucking editing a video. Why was I gonna wake you up? Why didn't you wake me up? Because your a ring was supposed to wake you up and yell at you. Or it doesn't do that, or it does not do that well, that's a problem. What did it say to you? What did it yell at you about? When I said that I had to not do that? Yeah, don't sleep. Don't have a nap late. And I told you that the day before, it's hard. Okay. When you turn on the heating and the sun's gone down and you. Curl up into the corner of the couch and you're wearing cozy socks and you've got a hoodie on, and you nestle into a little burrow that you've created. The sound or the white noise of the heat is the heater on, is just just doing funky things to your brain, and then all of a sudden you slip into unconsciousness. Yeah, these are the perfect climate. These are the perfect conditions for decomposition. These are the perfect cl decomposition. These are the perfect conditions for decomposition. You mean rotting? Exactly. Ah. Yes, when you just cr cr, but I can't fucking speak fucking out. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. This is gonna be the most annoying episode we've ever put out. I'm annoyed. We've tried to film this, we've tried to film this three times, and the technology that we're working with, the apparently advanced technology, lack of thereof. That we're trying to work with, for some reason isn't working. It keeps deleting everything. We fucking record. So all of a sudden now, here we are on the fourth attempt of the same sentence, and I want to fucking shoot my brains out. What the fuck is going on? Fuck you technology, fuck you for being here and listening to me ramble. No, No. Too far. Too far. Serious Fuck the planes for not going faster and stopping time trap stopping. Can international Dateline, I don't wanna talk about the international Dateline, but we can the international Dateline. It's, it was close to. Teleportation. I was gonna say transfiguration. Time travel. Time travel. What did I say? Teleportation and transfiguration. Fuck me. Both of those things are wrong. Both of those things are wrong. Both of those things actually don't even exist, so none of them do time travel. Oh yeah. That isn't either. Fuck. Oh my God, my three favorite teas don't exist. Oh, that's so sad. I've just come to a realization that my entire life is a lie. Well, It's never been true. Yeah, exactly. So it's a lie. I'm complaining about the fact that I'm tired. I'm complaining about the fact that, oh, yesterday. Fucking hell. Woke up. Woke up. The day that we got back, I was like, we have to stay awake for as long as humanly fucking possible. We went to bed at 7:30 PM Well,'cause we got in at 6:00 AM Yeah. After an 11 hour flight. That was the same day as the other flight. Crazy. It was a 24 hour travel day that was crazy. It was a 24 hour travel day. So we got in at 6:00 AM and we went to bed at 7:00 PM We do you know how hard it was to stay awake that day? So hard. As hard as day. Actually, we were like, as soon as like one of us would start drifting off on the couch, the other one would pull the other person's leg because we're like, no, you can't. I think the only way you have to keep stay. You have to stay awake. Like you said. Remember, I think Dumbledore drinking that fucking water and he is like, you have to keep drinking, sir. Like why am I Dobby? Like you said, remember you would be Dobby. You would be doby. Hello? In the lore of Harry Potter, you'd be Doby. Who? Who would you be? I don't know. I dress a little bit better than Doy, I think. No, you don't. Hey, you're literally wearing a sack right now. Look at you. Yeah. I'm wearing a sack too. We are both Dobby. You're the um, you're um, creature. Creature. I'm so d Dobby. Iss such a golden retriever and creature's such a black cat. That's so true. You are such creature energy and I'm such dobby creature's, such a cunt creature. What, say Dolly's like Dobby. Dobby. I don't know what he says. Creature's not happy right now. Oh, creature's like mad that there was a mud blood in the house. Oh yeah. Not the race. Race What else do I want to complain about? The weather is nice though. I wish it wasn't. sometimes when you feel like shit and you want the weather to be shit too. To reflect your mood. Yeah. It's too sunny right now. That's what you want. Like why is that fucking tree hd? That tree that I'll always look at and always talk about. You love that tree? I don't love that tree. The tree loves me. Ugh. I don't know. It's like very like alluring. Maybe it's the ashwagandha, this drink Is there ashwagandha in this drink? Yeah. What the fuck does it do? stress reduction. No. I'm pretty stressed actually. Albeit, I have not drank the entire Can you have not drank any of it? I've been complaining. We will stop complaining for one second. Talk about how amazing our trip to Thailand was. S car. I love Thailand. It was your first time there. It was my first time in Asia. You got a tattoo? I got a tattoo. It was my first time in Asia. My first time having mango sticky rice. My first, what else was my first time massage in Thailand. I had a lot of firsts in Thailand. And I really loved it and I wanna go back right now. Yeah, it's one of those trips where I feel like I'm. I'm so sad that we're not there anymore. I miss it because A people are so nice. People are so nice. People here in America suck. Everyone's a cu They're so mean. I'm mean too. I'm not. You're mean in America. You were nicer in Thailand. Oh my God, a hundred percent. As soon as we were leaving Thailand, I was like, oh, Gus, go Gus. What word was that? Speaking is so hard. Guess I'm. Guess I'm gonna be a cunt. As soon as I fucking bolt the flight, I was like, let me look. Let me shed this like nice skin that I've been wearing. One thing that they do is when you're driving in Thailand, the beeping is not meant to be an. Angry, you know, in the US you like beep and you're like, I'm pissed off at you. That's what that means. Yeah. I did it like three times yesterday. In Thailand it just means, hi, I'm here behind you and I don't want you to hit me. I don't wanna hit you. So just Hi. Yeah, it's good. That's what it is. It's not like I'm angry at you. No. It's oh, I'm just here. It's so cute. I love it. Saw it being and then, and now we're watching fucking White Lotus. Aw. Watching what once was for us. Having that come out while we're in Thailand. Now I'm watching it and I'm like, I understand, like I feel like I'm just like connecting with the show in a different way. Than people who like haven't been to Thailand. Wow. I'm like those people that study abroad. Girls, you literally, oh, I was just gonna say, you sound like a dickhead. Those girls that go study abroad in Italy and they come back after three months and they're like, chow me more. And Italy, they eat gelato and everyth they want, and in here you wouldn't get it'cause you haven't been to Italy. And that's what I'm doing. That's what you doing right now. I know. And I kind of love it in Thailand. Everyone's so nice, but in America, everyone's so mean. You literally agreed with me, Thailand, the fact that I say things and then you agree with me, you're saying the same exact thing as me. I jo, I even hold this mic up. I'm so jet lagged. I know. It just keeps flopping around. It's heavy. I will say one thing. I spent every waking minute of two weeks with you and I cannot bear the look of your face anymore or the sound of your grading voice. Oh my God, you are pissing me off. I have to record. I have to sit here and I have to produce this content with you. I don't even wanna look at you. I don't wanna hear the sound of your voice. I wanna go lock myself in the bedroom downstairs and stare at a blank wall. What? In complete and utter silence, but no. Here I am. I have to listen to you fucking speak for 30 minutes. 30 minutes, 30. Fuck me. Too bad I can't do it. You have a job. You've also all heard about how I left to quit jobs. What if I just quit? The thing about traveling with your partner for two weeks is that by the end of it, like I was getting an like over you. No. You can't say that. Yeah, I can. No, you can't. Why? Because I'm amazing. I was getting over you. What's said to get over me about I'm look so chill. You literally don't shut up. I'm so high maintenance. I pretend to be so chill. And I'm like, actually you are the opposite of chill. Same me too. I think we're both equally annoying. Yeah. As it turns out, listen, when you spend that long with your partner on a vacation, you want some time apart. But too bad we have a podcast. Oh my God, no. In the Airbnb. So we stayed at hotels. The first week we were on a brand trip in Thailand with tr Can I speak with? You just, You just short circuited literally. Oh my God. My brain like it went zap with the travel tourism of our, of Thailand, what are they called? The tourism board in Thailand. The fucking tourism authority in Thailand. The tourism authority. That's what we were there with Tory Authority of toilet. Oh my God. That's how hot. Say the tourism. The tourism authority of Thailand.'cause you don't wanna say toyland'cause you said the tourism authority of Thailand. This, it's really hard to say. Oh. Oh my God. The tourism. This is me. This is me. This is me breaking down. This is my death. This is me thi yo. Oh, not really. This is worse. She died. This is worse than death. Fuck me. Okay. The tourism board of Ari, fuck me. So the first week we were there, we were on, we went to Bangkok, we were in, we went to pcat, and then we went to Crabby. And those places, we had a hotel that they had organized for us. Nice ones, fucking nice luxury, fucking nice fucking hotels. One of them was like$2,000 a night. I ain't paying that. The crabby one? Yeah. Crabby, was it 2000 thousand nine? I think it was like 2000. That was like a, that it was a full suite. We had a private pool. It was like unbelievable. Yeah, that was crazy. And then right after that we went to Komu by ourselves. Mm-hmm. Like we said goodbye to. Luxury. Luxury, the life. And our, we had a handler. Oh, we got driven around everywhere. It was great. He was like helping us, like access the world. Yeah. And then we said bye to him, went to Ko Mui and we were like, let's do an Airbnb so we can do our laundry and have a little bit more of a have more space and blah, blah, blah. We got to this Airbnb. I've never in my life, I studied interior design at university. I've never in my life. Including my own shity designs at Uni. Seen such a poorly constructed. Home. Oh, so bad. It was the, there was terrible layout. Lemme paint you a picture. Describe it. Lemme paint you a picture. You walk into the property through a door, which leads into an open area that has a pool and then. At the back of the pool, there's the house, the main house. You walk past the pool to the main house, they're sliding doors to get into the living space. Mm-hmm. But they're sliding doors. They don't lock unless you hold them tight and turn the key violently. So that was challenging. There is an upstairs. But there are no stairs inside the house, so when you're walking around, you can see up in the living room and you can see a mezzanine, like a Juliet balcony to the upstairs bedroom. But there are no stairs in inside the house. Underneath where the upstairs bedroom is. There's another double sliding door. That goes into, mm-hmm. The Bedroom. A different other bedroom. Main bedroom. Yeah. And so that's past the living room into the bedroom. And then. in the bedroom, there are two doors. One for a washer dryer room and one for, there's a sliding glass door with a bathtub in it, and it's just one little room, but it's not a bathroom. It's not a bathroom, it's just one little room. It just has a bathtub, but it just has a bathtub, like a jacuzzi bathtub. Literally. It's also, there's no lights in there. There was no lights in there. There were no lights in there. No, it was like as if it was a closet. It was door. There was one other thing in that room, but I can't remember what it was. I don't know. No, it was like a, I think it was like a step ladder or something, maybe. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was something random, but it's like a sliding door as if it was supposed to be a closet. That would be a walk-in closet. Yeah. Yeah. But it wasn't a walk-in closet. It was a walk-in jacuzzi bathtub. It was weird. It was a jacuzzi bathtub. It was a jacuzzi bathtub, but it was just in the middle of the room. In the closet? Yeah. Why? I don't even know if it was connected to the water. moving past that bedroom, behind that bedroom, there was a bath, the main bathroom. It was literally a sauna in there.'cause there was no extraction at all, and I think it was like semi connected to the outside from that bathroom. There was another door that led outside. To the back of the house where there was a staircase going upstairs to the bedroom that we saw earlier. You go up the stairs and then there's a bedroom and a bathroom attached to that, and then you look out over the Juliet balcony to see the rest of the house room, but the only way to access that bedroom is from the outside. Anyway, which is crazy work. Needless to say, we had our own bedrooms in this house because I got ill I got ill for one day and then I was like, I need to like whee in cheese. What was that? I don't know, but I was horrible. I think it started off with allergies. Like I was definitely like allergic to like the world, with my hay fever. Yeah. That's such a pussy, little bitch ailment to have, oh, I'm allergic to the world. Yeah. That kind of sucks for you. And then I like couldn't breathe. And then I think the flying too, I was just like, I just feel like a little bit like congested and flying also just make me like my, like sinuses. Get really inflamed. So I think that just bugged me So we did have some time apart. Which was nice. Oh, we slept a, yeah. The point of that was that we slept apart for the nights that we were in the Airbnb. It was just those three nights, which I kind of, it was lovely. It was lovely. It was lovely. I enjoyed it. Looking back to myself, do you know what I was like, do you know what this is Fucking, this is. Maybe we should have separate bedrooms, should we? Maybe. There's a point. That's crazy. People do that. That's crazy. Yeah. And you can decorate your own bedroom and your own design and you can live in your own bedroom. That's crazy. And have your own space. Go to sleep. Sleep when you want and wake up when you want to worry about. No, I like that bedroom downstairs. I do too. But I also I loved that. Yeah, it was, it was kind of fun. I get why people do it. You are annoying to sleep with sometimes. You are too. You sure how? No, I don't snore. You do? No. When did I snore? When you're sick, you snore. When I was sick, I snored. And when I'm drunk sometimes I snore. Yeah. Fucking hell. And it's really loud. Which isn't that often. Yeah. And I'm not that, I'm not that weird either. You weird. Let's talk about it. You fucking talk in your sleep. When we first started dating, you would. Yeah, I don't that anymore. You would talk in your sleep. No, I think you still do. No, I don't. No, you don't anymore. No. So you don't have I do like have random muscle spasms sometimes. You such, yeah. Yeah. But everyone has those. Yeah. You have like weird ones. Why? You'll have like a full body spasm in your bed. Yeah. Cause a, because I'm falling asleep. Cause like a fucking earthquake. A what do you call them? On the Richter Scale? Yeah. The Richter Scale. A 9.0. On the Richter scale. Yeah, Richter. That's what I was trying to think of. who's Richter? Who is Richter? The guy invented the scale. He invented the scale. Richter, Mr. Richter. Richter. Scale. Yeah. Oh my God. Imagine being called Richter. would it be so weird if I just fell asleep during this podcast?'cause I could. I could literally just pass out. You talk enough in your sleep anyway. So it would be the same. Any, it would be the same. It'd be the same. You used to f Remember the first time I like slept in your bed and you were like talking and I was like, huh? What? What was I talking about? I don't know. Some random shit. You're like, you'd be like, how many ha Oh yeah. I, it was, look similarish. Ty, go. Ty Goop. Nobody snorty, snoop. Exactly. I think that's been enough of digging into nothing. I'm still hungry. I'm hungry. Yeah, we didn't really provide enough in this episode, but that's what you get today, this week. Oh, hungry. Yeah. This was supposed to be, this is episode. I'm also hungry. Generally. This is a short episode because I'm fucking jet lagged, and we were like, we have to do something. I was like, we need to just complain for a while and then next week you can get a substantive episode. but this week you get a jet episode. Sometimes in my mind I'm like. I'm nervous that we're gonna have run out of things to talk about on our podcast, and then I sit down jet lagged, and I'm like, let's just complain about what we're complaining about at the moment. You get what you get and you got what you got. I just feel like a zombie. I just feel you sound like PAC Cap's character in White Lotus, who I didn't know was a real person. We have a friend and she had a dog, RIP Betsy. She was like 50,000 years old, and our other friend. Named her Parker Posey, like nicknamed her Parker Posey. And Matt thought that was a, just a joke name that I thought he just named her. Parker Posey.'cause that's a funny name that doesn't re, that doesn't seem like a real human's name. Parker Posey, who's named, who names their child, first off, who starts their lineage named Posey. Like their last name, Sy. I didn't know anything about Posey. And then the mother was like, and the father, I guess we were just like, let's name her. Parker Posey. Parker Posey. It's a foolish name. Foolish. It's a foolish name. Foolish. So I thought he was just, I think it suits her. Why? Yeah, it does for sure. Now that I know she's a real person, but I thought he was just naming her Parker Posey because like, oh, look at Papo, also suited, suited the ancient dog. Betsy also suited both of her. RIP, Betsy, I love you. But Parker Posey, yeah, she does. She is silly. Is that her real accent? No. Oh, I don't think so. Is that a character? I think so. Is she actually like that? Yeah, because you know the actor that plays Lucy Malfoy? Yeah. Her husband. Yeah. He's British. I didn't know it was him. And they're playing a specific, they were playing a specific character. The accent is from some, but fuck town in North Carolina. Yeah. I didn't know that was him either, because I only know him as vicious novel. I wouldn't, how many people I like offend when I say things like butt fuck down in North Carolina. I'm here so it's fine. Yeah. Os I don't care. You didn't know it was Lucy's Malfoy. I only know him as Platinum Blonde Was he the guy that was in the oa? No one watched the oa. I watched the oa. I did too, but I didn't know. The OA was amazing. Yeah, but I didn't know he was in Thata A was amazing. He was the main villain guy, wasn't he? I don't know. He looks like the main villain guy. At least he also reminds me of some like another American actor. He's British, so. oh, he also, he reminds me of someone like Indiana Jones. What? Who's the guy who plays Indiana Jones? Indiana Jones. It's just Indiana Jones? No, no, No. The guy. Yeah, I know who you mean. He's like a, he's a treasure. I don't fucking know his name, but he looks like him in my mind. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if he actually does. It's tall white man with dark hair. Lucia's Malfoy was a more distinct character, but then he stopped being Platinum Blonde. Yeah. All those, that wig was Wig Lus Luscious Locks. Oh, that was a great wig. Was it a wig, a bleach and tone? Imagine, yeah, it was a wig. A bleach and tone. A bleach and tone. A bleach and tone. A bleach and tone. I need to, we've this podcast, we've reached brain rock. I've reached rock bottom, brain Rock. If your brain hasn't also wr it, just listening to us talk fucking shit. For however long this episode's gonna end up being, then well done. And if you loved it, rate us five stars. Don't ever, if you think about. Writing goes based off of this episode. Think again. We are your friends. Okay. We are your family. We decided. Out of the goodness of ours to set up our studio and fucking record this Dime episode. We were jet lagged. We could have easily skipped a week, but we didn't because we love you. So rate us five stars wherever you get your podcasts and watch us on YouTube. Follow us on TikTok Instagram. Uh, We had technical difficulties to This episode is not gonna be on YouTube. This episode will not be on YouTube, but you can still follow us on YouTube. Stick with the script, Omar, stick with the script. Don't tell them anything. And um, you can just, wait for next week, which is gonna be better than the, what's going on. Fuck. We're being so authentic and raw right now. You raw, you said roar. You said roar. You being raw and authentic. I'm being raw and authentic by letting you know that I have brain rot and I wanna go jump out the window. Okay, Mickey, I am going now. This is the end of me. Good. What? We have to play a game. No, we're not gonna play a game. I have a game. Game. What were your peaks and pits? Of what? Thailand. Thailand. Yeah. My pit is right this fucking instant. This isn't Thailand, is it? Okay? my peak was One of my, I had mini peaks'cause I loved Thailand. What my, one of my peaks was going to the PPP Islands. Oh. It was nice. It was a good day. That was a really good day. We went on a boat tour, saw the PPP Islands. Yeah, that was pretty good. Jumped outta the, I jumped off a boat. You did jump off a boat. I love jumping off boats and I climbed down the ladder off the boat. You did? You swam a little bit. Yeah, I did swim. I did swim. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. You can swim. I can try. And then my pit, my pi. My pi was I don't have a pit. Did I? I guess the pit was the Airbnb we stayed in. I didn't really like it that much. It was fine. It was fine. It was fine. It was fine. My peak. I was eating fucking delicious food. Yeah. And saying ate cup to the nicest people. Aw. My pit was getting a bit sick. was I was Was it food poisoning? No, because I did have some weird Ps But you didn't throw up, you did say you were gonna throw I did say I was gonna throw up buy, yeah. Yeah. But you didn't. But it didn't, don't think it was food poisoning. It only lasted two days. I think it was heat stroke. It happened right after the boat. Yeah. Maybe heat stroke. Yeah, no,'cause it was like I was congested. I was like so congested. whatever the fuck happened then that was my pet. Okay. Bye. Okay, bye. We'll see you next time. Thank you. So thank you so much, so much. We'll dig into something more interesting next week. Promise. if this was the Midseason intermission episode. Intermission episode. Then just wait till you see what we've got in store for you for the rest of this season. Are we doing seasons? I don't know. I just made that up. Just you wait to see what we've got in store for you coming soon till, let's dig in. I can see the life draining from your eyes. What life?