Let's Dig In
Let's Dig In, hosted by your's truly, Matt & Omar, brings you right to our dinner table so we can all yap together 'till the sun goes down. Pull up a chair and get ready for some stimulating convos and good laughs.
Let's Dig In
Let's Catch Up
WE'RE BAAAAACCCKKKKK :D you better have missed us, because we missed you a lot!! let's dig into where we've been for the past month, what we've been up to, and what silly little adventures we've been on.
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fine. We are back. Did you miss us?'cause we missed you, did we? I did. I was busy, so I didn't really miss anybody. Sorry. That's kind of mean. We haven't done this in a while. Our energy's low as No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Our energy is high. We're manifesting the energy that we deserve in the world. Fucking liar. We just spent six weeks, five weeks. Oh no. I was talking about the hour that we spent setting up our new, our new podcast situation.'cause we wanna change everything about our podcast. We, we've been away for a good month and then we thought, oh, what wouldn't it be amazing if we just came back and like revamped the entire setup? Yeah. I put up a new gallery wall. Two days ago it was fucking horrible. This is so fun. And I'm like, let me, let me like change shit up a bit because sitting in front of a makeshift dining table and on a dining seat for like an hour at a time, it's just like a little bit annoying. If you are listening to this podcast and not watching us on YouTube or on the internet, you will not. See that. So we originally had a dining table situation and now we switched entirely to the couch. We like turn and take our outside patio furniture and put it inside and be like, oh, hey, we're sat dining. Well welcome. Let's
Speaker 2:dig in.
Speaker:But now we're digging in'cause we're having dinner on the couch. Yeah. Or it's like the afters on the couch. Ooh, it's the afters. I don't go to afters anymore. Shut the fuck up. Oh my God. Get a free fucking high horse. Welcome back to the podcast that's known as, let's Dig In, otherwise known as Us, yapping to you for an hour about whatever the fuck we want, and you have to listen to us. And that's it. Wow. And um, it's been how long we've been gone? Six weeks A month. A month? Yeah. A month. Did you say two months? No, I said six weeks. Yeah. It's been like, it's been like six weeks, I think. We haven't posted an episode in like five weeks. It's been like six weeks. It's a strong six weeks. Well, we meaningfully took that time off. Yeah. And we're going to tell you all about all of the, let's catch up. Stop. You're wording, you're too, being too wordy. we tell you about all the adventures that we went on. So let's catch up and let's dig in. The day was April 10. Oh my God. We were going to film an episode that week we were planning on filming like a bunch of episodes right before we went to Coachella, but we didn't because we couldn't, and I didn't have the mental capacity or the, the wherewithal. Is that, is that a saying? A where the wherewithal, where, where the wherewithal, the, where, where is like where, and then the wherewithal where with all wherewithal. What does that mean? The wherewithal. What does that, what does that mean? The wherewithal? Wherewithal. The wherewithal. Like where, like where, like where is something with, with something. All, all of something like the nuts. What does that mean? The nuts and the bolts in my brain. What does that mean? That's what I mean. But that's what I mean. But have the mean nuts. I don't know. Can we move on? I didn't have the wherewithal. That sounds like a fake word. No, I just, I don't know if it is or not. I just like to say it. I like now I like it, so I'm gonna continue saying it. So we're also not good at planning ahead. No, I don't give a fuck. That's not us.
Speaker 2:We didn't want to. I was too tired. That's fine. I'm not coming
Speaker:from Mexico. And then we like, did we, we, I can't even remember what episodes we had out last, last episode. QA Q&a. Yeah, it was a q and a ran. She's got a gun. last episode was the q and a, and that's been up for like a while. But then, okay, so we were gonna try to film the podcasts didn't fucking work, because We're not, we're not, we're not planners, we're not organizers. I don't, I don't pretend to be on top of things. You're a vego, Aries Moon. That doesn't mean shit. You've got Capricorn rising,
Speaker 3:so
Speaker:why do I have to be the one with my shit together? Because you've got Virgo Center and a Capricorn rising. That means you are the one in charge of things. I don't want to be, I don't give a fuck. I'm a Gemini. Gemini, Libra. I get to chill.
Speaker 3:That's not
Speaker:fair. Yeah, it's fair. It's written in the fucking stars. Look it up. Fucking hell Actually. The stars have moved. So none of astrology is real anymore. I'm gonna cancel this entire podcast if you ever say those things again. Don't tell me lies. Never. I've fallen night with people for less. Stop. Okay, moving on. So what did we do? April 10? We went to Coachella.
Speaker 3:Ah, spooky.
Speaker:I wanna like talk to you in excruciating detail about our last month. This is a big fat catch up. Sit down. Where have you been? What have you been up to since our last Round, round table.
Speaker 2:We're not around the table anymore. Do you know what? Here's another thing. Our old podcast up, I just wanted to like sit on the fucking couch and like cozy up and put my legs on the fucking, on the fucking Seti.
Speaker:What the seti what the fuck you saying? Couch? Seti Seti seti seti. Just put
Speaker 2:my
Speaker:legs up on the, like
Speaker 2:the ottoman or something.
Speaker:What's a Seti?
Speaker 2:Seti What? It's like a, it's like a couch fixture.
Speaker:I can't do this anymore. So
Speaker 2:we, Yeah, we, I wanted to change it. I just wanna be
Speaker:comfortable, like, let me be fucking comfortable. and what did we do? Stop talking about the couch. We went to Coachella and that was our big main thing. And you're gonna hear all about it? No, it wasn't a big main thing. We went to the UK for 10 days right after my brother's wedding. Coachella was more exciting. Co Wow. What if they listen? What if my family members are listening? I feel like they understand that Lady Gaga and Charlie XXNZ was a moment more important than my brother's wedding to my lovely sister-in-law. Yeah, that was amazing. I also loved seeing Lord live with Charlie. X. X. Wow. Okay. table of Contents, that was an introduction. Table of contents, Coachella. Home for a day. The UK for my brother's wedding Sub context. Context. Oh my God, yes. Yeah. Uh, Sheffield, Manchester, London, um, New York, San Francisco, LA Secret thing in LA that we, no, no Beyonce then secret thing in LA we can't talk about yet. Then home. That was from April until last week. Yeah. I'm tired as fuck. I don't wanna not even last anymore until Friday. Yeah. I don't wanna move anymore. I'm never moving from this couch. This is the couch. That's why I wanna be comfortable. Okay. Also, we got a new mattress. I'm geriatric. We got a new mattress and it reclines. Oh yeah. So definitely geriatric at the moment. Yes. So here we are. Would if I could lay down, should we do the podcast in bed? We actually could. I've never seen anyone do a podcast in bed. But then we'd have to change the name of the podcast to instead of Let's dig into Let's Die. Okay. No. What, what are, what are the, what are the, the, let's sleep in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Let's sleep in. What's the guy? What? Charlie and Chocolate Factory. What's the, the old man? Well, what the grandparents called? Oh, I don't know. Memaw and Pee. Yeah. Me, me, my Pee Pa. Come lay down. With me, me, ma Bipa. That's a bit that sounded creepier than I, that sounded way, that sounded way creepier than I was what expecting it to. So let's move on. Um, we were really excited about going to Coachella and um. My expectations of it. Were our
Speaker 3:second
Speaker:Coachella. Second Coachella.'cause we went last year. Yeah. Um, it's like not very relevant to be talking about Coachella anymore, but like, it was something we, no, this is like relevant to our catchup. This is what we did. Yeah. We went to Coachella. It was really fun. Um, I wasn't expecting to have like, as good of a time this year'cause I feel like last year was good. It was like fine. Um. We didn't know that many people that were gonna be there like our friends. Mm-hmm. So we kinda like dotted about. It was fun. I had a good time. And then earlier when we were going this year, I was like, this could be my last Coachella. I had so much fun. Mm. You guys, I had so much you guys, I had so much fun. I like didn't expect to have so much, it was so disorganized. The Uber situation was trash. We,'cause we Ubered in and out every single day.'cause we, we could. have bought the shuttle pass. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But that's just not our journey. Have you seen what the shuttles look like? I did see what Thes looks like. Have you seen what the inside of the shuttles look like? Yeah. There're singing competitions. I'm not fucking sitting in that shuttle. People are singing. Yeah. Get fucked. No. Could you imagine being hungover and then you pop on a shuttle and then people are singing? No. And then the way home it's like dead silent and everyone's like on their deathbed. Yeah, So we'd rather, on an Uber for 45 minutes. We were in Uber for an hour, one day from 10 minutes away. We were, yeah, we were staying Quinta and uh, the drive was supposed to be 10 minutes, but. It wasn't,'cause the organization of the Uber and Lyft, like drop off was not the same as last year. I think there's a bunch of construction happening in the area or some bullshit. Ugh. And you know, it's the worst. And then we just have to like sit through it. But you know, what's the worst? What? Well, the worst for me you enjoyed it was having chatty Uber drivers because we always had chatty Uber drivers. Every single Uber driver was chat and chat chatting up a fucking storm. Yeah. And I am one to, I hate, I love the chat driver. I hate. Speaking in the Ubers. I love, I hate speaking to my Uber driver. I'm sorry. Be silent. I'm sorry. I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna speak to you. Request an Uber black and then request silent people. Uh, why can't I do that in the Uber X? You can't. Why stop being poor and request an Uber black? I just don't wanna speak to anyone. She's, why am I like, I'm, I'm, you have the means to. I'm not hungover, so I'm like, what is my excuse? I don't, speaking to people, you have to not complain. I would like this. This is what this podcast is about. As we have discussed, you have the means to, to fix this problem though. No, I don't wanna order an Uber black. I just wanna order like a Toyota Corolla. Ew. A little Prius. And I want them to be quiet, silent. Not a Prius. Not a Prius. The Prius is in the Camry are my like, and the Tesla since moving to, and the Teslas, of course. Yeah. But for different reasons. Mm-hmm. Not actually the same reasons everyone who drives a Toyota Camry, uh, Prius, Prius. And a Tesla are all fucking dumb fucks. Correct. No one can drive. No. They got their license out of a, out of a, out of a cereal box. At what? I know I say that all the time. That's such a like a nineties joke. But because you used to get toys out of a cereal box. I know. And then I It is like a da. It's actually a dad joke. No, it's not. It's like a mom joke. You got your driver's license out of a cereal box. You driver license outta
Speaker 2:a cereal box. Yeah. You used to get like fun toys out of a cereal box. I used to love. I used to love, oh, I miss
Speaker:that. I used to
Speaker 2:love cereal box toys. I used
Speaker:to miss cereal. Remember when? Remember when you didn't know what a calorie was and you could eat cereal? Yes. The golden ages. Oh, take me back. Country Road. See, this is the issue about sitting on this couch. It's just dog hair everywhere. Well, you just gotta ignore it. Okay. I vacuumed the best I could. Anyways. Coachella was fun. What did we see? So fun. Who did we see? We saw, oh, well, first day one. We planned very late and we like left really late and then we got there quite late. Yes. And I was trying to catch Marina as soon as we arrived and we had to abandon our Uber and walk, I mean run for 20 minutes to get to the, we literally abandoned her. We were like, ma'am. marina was on like 15 I think, or like 30 and I think it was looking like it would take like 45 minutes to an hour in the Uber. we're gonna abandon ship. Yeah, I'm gonna book it out into the a hundred degree weather. Yeah. Book it a hundred degrees. And our friends drove passes in the Uber and they were like, ha fucking losers. And they made it exactly the same time as we did. the worst part was going into the porta potty at the entrance, which was the temperature of the sun. Oh, yeah. And I, we got in that porta potty and I started sweating bullets. And I was like, I'm gonna have the worst day ever sweating. And I, yeah. Sweating bullets. Sweating bullets. Sweating bullets. Sweating bullets. You've never heard that one? Is that a saying? Yeah. Sweating bullets. Yeah. Sweating bullets. Sweating. Well, it's more like sweat and bullets. Like in my accent, not yours. Sweat and bullets. No sweat and bullets. I don't like this anymore. You would be talking about American fucking obsession with guns. Fucking hell. Who else did we see? Lady Gaga. We made it for fucking Marina. We made it for Marina right on time. And I was a prima donna girl. Mm oh yeah. For one night only. All you ever wanted was the world. Can't help that. I need it all. A prima donna. I'm gonna kill you. If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 2:What else? Get on with it. We want so much to talk about. You're stuck on Marina
Speaker:because you wanted you, okay. Oh my God. It was a great day. We saw Lady Gaga day one. Wasn't that fun? It was like we had a really good time. Lady Gaga, obviously amazing. Marina, obviously amazing. It took us two hours to get home'cause we went to the, we went to the wrong Uber pickup place. Oh my God. It was crazy. And it took us two hours, sat on the ground. Everything was covered in dust and dirt. My nose, the inside of my nostrils were black. The next morning. There's nothing worse than being done with the festival and then having to go. Sit down against place against a, um, a fence for two hours and you leaning against I did get like street meat though. That was Well, nice. And you're leaning against, oh, you did get street meat. Do you remember? I got the pot dog. Burger. It was a hot dog. It was a hot dog. I don't remember. I was wasted, but we were sat against this fence for I was having a good time though. Right. We were sat against this fence for two hours though, and we got back home and I bent over and he looked at my back and I was, well that sounded, he bent over and I looked at his back and it was covered in lesions from the, it, it wasn't until the next day too. Yeah. Like you like leaning on
Speaker 2:that fence and you just had
Speaker:fence spots, was on your back? I was. I was marked by the fence. So were you there with pictures? Are there? Yeah, they're on my phone. I don't really remember that. The good thing about me being sober is I can take photo evidence of everyone. Um, I then woke up. Yeah, woke up the next day and went again and it was so fun. And the next day was so fun too. And it was so fun. Saturday was the best day I think.
Speaker 3:I think this was honestly, well I haven't been to the
Speaker:Coachellas before last year so I can anything of yonder year. Of yonder year. But I have heard from people who have been to multiple, multiple Coachellas that this was one of the best ones since the pandemic. Yeah. Pre pandy. Pre, pre, pre pany. That's what I mean. Um, because the lineup was really good. The vibes were great. Everyone was having fun. It felt less like influencer and more like everyone was just like having a good time. Those influencers, fuck, what do you want about, I saw James Charles. Yeah, I saw it felt less. What do you mean? Like, I didn't see people being like, people were annoying because we weren't paying attention to annoying people. That's true. We just had more fun. Oh, so we were being annoying. We just having fun. No, we were being annoying as well. We weren't. Why? Because we were having fun. What do you mean by annoying? Exactly. Influencer in what world and what, what do you mean? I don't know. It just felt more fun. Okay. It was fun. It just felt Coachella is,
Speaker 2:people always are like, oh, no, Coachella's like the, the
Speaker:influencer Olympics. The Influencer Olympics are happening outside of the festival round. Oh, all the other activations happening around the like Palm Springs, Coachella Valley area. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not like. Activating inside the actual festival ground. They're doing shit. We got invited to a bunch of events outside. I'm like, I'm not going because I wanna go get wasted for the, well.'cause a lot of people, if for like people who don't know, a lot of influencers will just go to these events and pretend that they're at Coachella and not actually go to the festival. Crazy. They just go to the, what was the one? Kylie Jenner? No, the one with the tequila. 8 1 8. Yeah, the one. Which one is that? Eight. One eight can. Kendall Jenners tequila brand. Is that Kendall Jenner? Yeah. Okay. Well, Kendall Jen Kinder, Jen Kendall Jenner had a event, a one eight event, and all these influencers will go to that event and then pretend that like take pictures. Cool. And pretend that they're at the festival. This year we paid for our own tickets. We paid for our own tickets. Like we didn't go with the brand. How embarrassing. I know like next year I really do want to go with the brand. Uh, but this year we, we went by ourselves and it's just like a lot of work. I think that's why I had so much more fun.'cause like we didn't have any obligations. Like we didn't have to do anything. Like last year I had to like go to one of the act I had to go to like somewhere in Palm Springs to do a thing for Sol de Janero. Which was really fun. It was really cool, but I was hungover as fuck and I had to,'cause I had to do it on the Saturday and I was like, I don't feel well, but then I had to go home and edit and then submit it all before I went to the festival. Well, that's why people don't go to the festival and they just go do work. Yeah. If you're getting paid a shit ton just to go to these other, other places, you don't actually care about the festival. Why would you go? Yeah. And if you live in LA and you can just drive down in like three hours and be there, or they go to the ref. Revolve the revolve of it where they go get free D and air wraps and hair D and that's crazy. Do you see how it Shit they got? Yes. That's crazy. And I kind of want to do, it's crazy. Yeah, me too. But I hate Revolve. I'm maybe I love Revolve. I don't know. I don't know anything about Revolve. I think it's just girly brand, right? It's just for. It's just for cookie cutter. Cookie cutter, influencer, girls, cookie cutter influence brain. All I, the only people I see, it's like boohoo.com k. The only people I see wearing, yeah. The only people I see wearing revolve are just the same basic influencers. But I would say the opposite. If you gave me a free wow drive, drag them. Drag them. Whereas your integrity, where my integrity stand on business. No, I for sure. I would be a cu be a bitch. Next, next year you should be in full revolve, be misogynistic, go on. It's not misogynistic, be, be, it's not misogynistic to say a lot of the influencers look the same and do the same content, and they're just like the same person. Um, are any guys getting invited to the Revolve Fest? I've never seen one. Revolve. Revolve, yeah. I've never seen one. Anyway, Coachella was amazing. I, again, I always say this when we go to Coachella, I'm like, I'm not gonna go on the third day and it comes to the third day and I'm like, I have a really good outfit I'm gonna wear, I really wanna wear it. You do this thing where you like to say the opposite of what you're going to do, just to set the preference, just to set it. And then just to like surprise everyone later on. I love surprising people with my presence.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I think that's
Speaker:amazing. Yeah. You, I'm like, I'm not gonna go to this thing. Mm. And then I'll just show up and then everyone's like, oh my God. Crazy, crazy. You, like you said, you weren't gonna go and now you on Saturday
Speaker 2:night. On Saturday night, they just went. We went to go see Trixie Trixie Martel at the fucking. In Oakland. Trixie Martel, Trixie Martel, which
Speaker:was, it is just like the bachelorette crowd, which was so strange for a drag show. Mm. It wasn't a drag show. She was DJing. Yeah, she pressed play and I don't know what the hell was going on, and I was confused by it all. And um, yeah, I told my friends who were going to a different party I give, and then I just popped up at the function and everyone was like,
Speaker 2:oh my God. Can't believe you're here. I miss you.
Speaker:And I was like, Ugh. Tell me being how amazing I am. You love being missed. I love being missed. I love being missed. I love popping in. Mm-hmm. And then I love vanishing again. Hmm. And then restarting the cycle. What does that say about me?
Speaker 3:Um,
Speaker:bit of a detention here, aren't I? A bit moving on Coachella. Amazing. Did the recovery need to be that dastardly? What recovery from Coachella, when did we recover? We got back exactly. We got back to SF and then we left the day after. The day after. After we got back from sf, we got back to SF on the Monday night and then we spent the Tuesday unpacking, washing, all that fucking shit off our clothes. Repacking for 10 days in the uk Did you have to go? And buy a suit for my brother's wedding too.'cause you didn't have a suit? Yes. Why are you always scrambling to buy suits? Somehow? I don't have suits because I always um, you should just buy suits. Well, I just return the bla like I buy a blazer and then I return it.'cause I never like it. What you Well I never like it. What if you buy one that you liked? Well, I never find it in time'cause I never look in time. Why don't you buy something? Why don't you buy things you like? Because I'm always waiting for the day before the wedding or the function to buy the thing that I need, even though I knew about it for months in advance. And that's just my problem. You knew about this wedding a year in advance? Well, they already had one wedding and I had bought another suit for that, but then I returned that.
Speaker 2:Oh my God.
Speaker:Okay, so this is, I'm not a Virgo. You are complaining about things that you could solve really easily and that makes me feel good. Why I like it. I hate it. I like complaining. I'm like way more organized than you are. And when it comes to like organizing my things and my, like, my objects and my like packing and organizing, that kind of stuff, like physical, but physical organizing, I can do really well. Yeah. The other, the mental stuff externally, you're good at organizing. Yeah. Internally, you're doomed. Just a Hello. Don't watch it. Watch it. Watch it. First episode back in the month. Don't make me fist fight you. There's
Speaker 3:just so much in there and so
Speaker:little. I've had enough of you. we went to the airport, but let me just say we packed, we were wearing one thing in Palm Springs, or not Palm Springs, where the fuck we were? Palm Desert Coachella, which was a hundred degrees. And then we had to pack for what, like 50 degree rainy weather in the uk. I dunno what that means. It was like 12 degrees whatever Celsius. It was a drastic difference and my body felt it. At least we flew in business there and that was great. Oh my God. We've got these fucking flights on points. Oh my God. Oh, tell them about the points we got. I'm mad about it. I'm mad about it. You like the points. I am, I do like the points, but it was, it was, didn't need to be that long. Like the whole journey took so long because we're dumb.
Speaker 3:Well, no. So we paid, how much did
Speaker:we pay? We could have gone from San Francisco straight to London and then taken the train from London to Manchester. But, but we found these cheap flights on points and you had to fly into Chicago first in economy. And then the Chicago to London flight was in business. Yeah. Half the plane was business though. That was. It was British Highways. It was like mostly business class seats, which was crazy. I just don, I don't think you went to the To the back. No, I was like 25. I was like seat 25 and it was still business. I think there were a lot. I know. I think there were a lot though. It was a big, yeah, it was a big, big flight. Exactly what I just said. Yeah. So there were, it
Speaker 2:was a lot of business seats.
Speaker:Yeah, it was a lot of business
Speaker 3:seats. But that
Speaker:was,
Speaker 3:um.
Speaker:A long journey. Yes. Because we literally left in the morning from sf. Yeah. Got to Chicago in the, like late afternoon. Mm-hmm. And then we had four hours to chill. Mm-hmm. Although that, the lounge was amazing,
Speaker 3:lounge
Speaker:was good. And I, and then I was still kind of hung over from, not hung over, but like, you know, brain rot from the desert and I was like, I really don't feel. Well. Mm-hmm. And we're in the lounge and I'm like, the only thing that I feel like can make me like this sounds like an alcoholic. The only thing I feel like can like really perk me up right now with my dinner in the lounge would be just a glass of crisps. Sometimes it does it just a great chilled savvy bee. Yeah. There's nothing better. Yeah. So yeah, I had, did it help you? I had two and then it helped me. I don't think it helped you the night day after. No, because what happened was I got on the plane. And then I was planning on like having my dinner. Mm. Because yeah, I ate in the lounge, but then I also ate again on the plane. Oh, if you don't eat in the lounge, you've done it wrong. Like even if you're gonna get fed on the plane, because also airport calories don't count. Airport calories do not count. But if you're in the lounge. Okay. Before your whatever flight that's gonna have dinner on it, you need to eat in the lounge. You need to eat in the lounge. I don't care. One plate and a dessert. You have to and a Diet Coke or a at or bee or a savvy bee, like you have
Speaker 3:to make use of the amenities or
Speaker:you are just living life incorrectly. I don't care. And this is my problem that talk about it. This is what, this is what set me up for failure. Yeah, talk about it. So all got on the flight. Yeah. It is hot as fuck on that plane. And I wasn't wearing a very breathable t-shirt and didn't have a change of clothes. See, that's you. And I was wearing these joggers'cause I was like, it's gonna be cold in the uk so let me wear my thick joggers. That's your mistake on the plane. That's your mistake. So that,'cause I'm probably gonna be cold and in the UK I'm gonna want my thickest joggers. No. So on planes you do not wear thick materials. You are breathable materials. I, I know. That's why I bought new joggers in the uk. Yeah. Anyway, I was. Uh, also all the alcohol drank on the plane, didn't help sat down. And the guy, it was like the, it was, I was British Highway, so it was like so British and I hadn't been back in the UK in like a year and a half ish. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:And the guy on the plane was like, oh, would you like a champagne or an orange juice to start off with? And
Speaker:I was like, oh, I love a champagne. It was Prosecco. And then, yeah, I had a Prosecco and I was like, oh, just delightful. No, he was like, you're on a holidays. So you might as well,
Speaker 2:well, you're on your might as well. Well as well. Like, it's just like, might as well get fucked up. It's so British. It's like, oh, you're on your holiday. Might as well,
Speaker:might as
Speaker 2:well just get
Speaker:fucked up and then okay. Come down. And then I, put the Devil Wear Prada on. And that's when things like, see that's a great playing movie. I know. And that's when things took a downturn for me because he just kept coming back with a bottle of wine and I was like,
Speaker 2:oh yeah, why not off I, no, why not? Why not? Oh, what? Top me off? Why not A little bit, oh, I have a little bit more. Why not? Oh yeah, why not Top me I a little bit more, my God.
Speaker:And then all of a sudden I was six glasses of wine in that's. Something had my dinner. Mm. I was like giggling across the, across the aisle to you. And then I was crying, watching Wicked. It was, that's why I was crying. Not a good plane movie Our's Dust Bought. It is a great plane movie. Wicked, two hours and 30 minutes of beautiful, beautiful footage as hell. It's so good. Long as hell. I also remember like the Wicked First game, I was also thinking about getting a sweater. I was also thinking when Wicked first came out, I was like, oh yeah, we should go watch that again in, in the movies. I don't don't like musicals. I loved Wicked, obviously. It was great. Love me Mia. Amazing. They don't count. And I, I just like, don't feel like I ever wanna watch that movie again. Like I'll watch it right before we go watch the second one. Yeah. But like, I just like don't need to watch that movie multiple times. So sad for you because I know what happens and I just don't care that much.
Speaker 3:You watch the Devil Wars Prada again?
Speaker:Yeah, because I will. Okay. Like we could is for sure my comfort movie. Like I would put that on over and over and over again. Yeah. Devil was part of mine, I guess. Okay. And Emily? Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:That's all
Speaker:longer. Pause in between that. It's
Speaker 3:like that's a long pause. I know we're on the
Speaker:podcast though. We're on the, we're on. We're on borrowed time. It's a long pause. We're on borrowed time. She pauses for years. I know. Did you see someone put that, put that clip of fucking am Miranda Priestly doing that? Do you know the guy on the Met? Met Gala. Red Cup. Red Cup, blue Carpet. Who just wore like a basic fucking suit, supply suit. And then Yes. Trainers. Yes. Sneakers for you. Yes. That monstrosity walking down the blue carpet. Anyway, I was wasted on the plane and I like, what's up, k. Movie's over. Dinner's, over drinks are over and I'm. Boiling and lemme go do my skincare in the bathroom quickly, brush my teeth and then go to bed. Couldn't sleep. This was overheating. I was barely slept. I think I might have like, you're also in like a coffin in business class. I like that. No, I, I, I enjoy it. But like, you're in like an very enclosed space. The heat in the body. Heat is just like, there's no escape. No, normally I like it. Normally I have to be wearing the right clothes. Like on the way back, I really liked it, right? Because the fucking, the plane was breezing cold. Yeah, We got to fucking London and this was our first mistake, not booking a flight from London to Manchester. Do you know what we could have done? Book a flight from London to Manchester? I think Chicago. No, I think Chicago flies to Manchester. Why didn't we do that? Because we wanted to save money. We were pinching venues. No, we weren't pinching pennies in my mind. I was like, I already went back for their wedding last year and they were having a second wedding. Mm. So I'm like, why am I spending more money to fly back to the UK for another wedding to the same per person? Love you. Love excessive. They're not listening. No. My sister-in-law might be. Love you. That's my sister-in-law la. That's your sister-in-law, Lala. No, it's not Lala. I like it. That sounds nice. My sister-in Lala Freak. Freak. What is she called? Your sister-in-law. She's just still your sister-in-law? No, because my, your, my brother is your brother-in-law. Oh. But she's my sister-in Lala technically. Yeah. Which I like it better. Great. Enjoy it.
Speaker 3:Hopped out the plane at LHR with me and Oh yeah. LHR with my, my welcome to the Land
Speaker:of Depression and it's gonna sink in. We arrived really early and I was a little bit tired, not really hung over.'cause plane wine doesn't hit the same, isn't like make me hungover. I was just tired and I felt a bit groggy. Yeah, it was just a bit groggy. Yeah. and I did sleep a bit, but like, no, definitely not enough. No, you never sleep enough. But that was the point of buying those business seats so I could sleep on the way. This is the whole mindset that I had. I was like, we'll, sleep all the way to the uk. Wake up and be like, refresh and ready to go and we'll have no jet lag. The P spoiler, we had so much jet lag. Not the worst jet lag I've ever had, but it was. There it was up there. We didn't sleep that well. Well, we have a problem. Well, the, the problem with our jet lag, wait. We will get there. Oh God. Okay. Well, we just like made our way from London to Manchester on 10 different trains. The train system in the UK sucks ass. I'm so sorry. Sucks ass. Sorry. You should. You are a tiny island nation. An island island gal. Like you are the tiniest little fucking blip on the map. You should have good trains. You have so many train, train tracks. I know. There's so many train tracks and so many trains. I know. And yet you privatized your train system. It was public, but then you privatized it and now it's so expensive. It's so ex. I have so many opinions about the train system in the uk. It sucks. And, um, it took us so long to get there. There was an intruder on the train line. A trespasser. Didn't they say? That's what they said. They were like, they said there's trespasser like
Speaker 2:due to, um, this is a public service announcement due to a trespasser on the train line. This train is currently terminated. I'm like, see it. Say it sorted, sorted. That was annoying as fuck. I'm like, okay, someone just tried to fucking jump on the train track. How is this now my problem and why is it ruining my whole day? See, pissed me off. I'm already so tired. Mm-hmm. I'm slightly hungover. Mm-hmm. Groggy as fuck. I'm about
Speaker:to be severely jet lagged. Mm-hmm. And I'm hungry. And I'm irritable and I'm hot and sweaty and I probably stink a little bit. And you have to poop.
Speaker 2:And I had to poop. And I had to poop. Oh my God. Because I can't go in like public settings. I have to be comfortable. I can't go in the
Speaker:airplane either. N my bowels cannot move 30,000 in the year. No. It's like as soon as you board the plate, it's like, no, my bowels are place there. There's like a, there like a, like a zip tie around your intestines, around your intestines, around your intestinal walls, closing them shut. Until the moment you touch the ground with your feet, actually, the moment you get off the plane and you get on that fucking bus, on the fucking bus, it's like, and then all of a sudden the zip tie comes loose. That's my thing with Europe buses after the plane. So annoying. You want me to take a different mode of transportation as soon as I get off the plane, even before I enter customs. I'm not in in Europe yet. I'm still in international waters, and you expect me to go on a bus after being in business class. Where is my business class bus. Where's my limo? That, that, that one didn't have a business called bus. I know because sometimes when you go, when you fly business, there'll be a special. Bus just for business. Yeah. I don't, I didn't, they'll take you away before the, I didn't like that. The riff wrap. We take business once, we literally flow in business like three or four times and I'm like the riff wrap in the back of the plane anyway. Yeah. Um, fuck. And then we have to take the train. Find the train three. Fucking billion trains later. We were going from London, Houston to Manchester Pdia Lee. And then my mom came to pick us up, but she was parked in the wrong place and I didn't know I was in the wrong place too. So we were both in the wrong place and she couldn't find us. And I didn't know where to go and I was so tired and I was like, I'm gonna crash out right now and I'm gonna yell at my mom. We've not seen in over a year. Not great. But I didn't. You didn't. I contained myself
Speaker 3:and then we got home to mom's house. Well to mom's
Speaker:house, and then I. Big fat shower. Oh, I thought you were gonna say poo. And a big fat shower stop. This is not, this is not good conduct for a dinner table. Yeah. Like we're talking about defecating, although I do hate the word defecation. I think defecate is worse than poo. Who's nice? Who's cute? P Poo's a cute word. Shit is a bit not cute. Little It's a Whoa. Yeah, like big fat shit. Whoa. No. Defecate is like def Defecate is like, I'm gonna defecate on you. That is on you, on you on. If any part of this podcast was just like taken out of contest on. If any on
Speaker 2:you. I'm trying to rewind. What the fuck are you on about? What are you doing in your spare time?
Speaker:Oh, I just thought
Speaker 3:it was funny.
Speaker:Oh my God. Ew.
Speaker 3:I just thought it was funny. I don't know. I just thought it was funny.
Speaker:Um, what else happened? Oh, we slept for 12 hours that night. Did we just sleep for 12 hours? Oh, that was great. I thought it fixed. Thought it fixed their jet lag. Mom's food? Well, number one, I thought that 12 hours of sleep fixed our jet lag. It did not. It made it worse. Actually, I think it made it worse. I feel like it made it worse because we, like, we, well, we, we showered, we ate, we went to bed at like eight or 9:00 PM Yeah, eight. And then we woke up at like, I was like, I'm sure we're gonna wake up at like six or 7:00 AM in the morning and then just like feel fully refreshed after like, I don't know, like a good nine, 10 hours sleep. No, slept for like 12, 13 hours. Yeah. Nonstop. Yeah. And Yeah, I, I woke up and I looked like I'd been punched in the vase. Yeah. And then my problem with jet lag, we have different problems with jet lag. I can't go to sleep when I try to go to sleep, so whatever. That way, at least if I try to go to sleep, I'm awake until like 12 and then we change shifts and then I wake up. Exactly. And then he can, he can fall asleep right away. But then you wake up at like two or three and you're wide awake. I'm like, why do I, it's so annoying, but like for two or three hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's the worst. Yeah. Being awake at 3:00 AM and you can't. But then also the next day, we literally had to go to my brother's wedding the next day. Oh yeah. We had the, we had the good sleep. The good sleep was had. Mm-hmm. And then we went to Sheffield, England. I keep slugging Sheffield off and my sister-in-law keeps telling me to stop it, but I can't. As an unbiased observer of Sheffield, England, I'm also an unbiased observer. I don't give a fuck about Sheffield. Right, but you're more biased'cause you have been there and you live closer. Lived closer to it. I've never been, and I've never thought about going to Sheffield, England and I will never go back. I love you sister-in-law, LA but I will not be going back to Sheffield, England. There's just more places in the world, right? Like let's, my little brother lives in Sheffield and that's his problem. Again, I keep getting my older brother and his girlfriend, they, they live in Sheffield.
Speaker 3:That's not my problem.
Speaker:It's not mine either. All the best to ya. Well, we had the wedding. The wedding was so cute. It was really cute. It was in a. What? What would you describe it as? I'm calling it an automobile museum. An automobile museum. But I think it was more than automobiles. It was like machinery? Yeah, like engines. There was a big massive, after the ceremony, there were like the family to the engine room, so we took photos in the engine room. It was like an industrial revolution esque machine revolution?
Speaker 3:Yeah. Like from the 1600? No, 18 hundreds. Someone
Speaker:told me what it was called. Kellum Island. I'm sure if you searched Industrial museum, Sheffield, England, it would come up. It's, no, it's Kelham Island, which was, there's an island, I don't know. We were on an island, Gail, I don't know, like a mini island on the main island. Mm. the wedding was really cute. So cute. It felt like a high school reunion for me. I loved it. I loved it. Had such a good time. I got, my mom was having this time of her life and then she left and then I got wasted. I got, and then know all of your high school friends, everyone. I loved you. I was the, um, resident American that everyone found so funny. Everything I said was hilarious, and I was like, wow, I'm not even that funny. You just like spoke like, like no words that everyone was like,
Speaker 2:oh my God, you're fucking hilarious. Like, I'm not,
Speaker:I'm, I'm, I can be funny, but I'm not that funny. Like I'm not the funniest person in the room. You're kidding. But all of a sudden, I, I know I, that's why I said I can be funny, but all of a sudden I was the funniest person in the room because they've never heard an American speak before. And they were like, oh my God, that's such an American thing you're doing. That's. So funny. And I was like, I just have my sunglasses in my, in my, I put my sunglasses in my waist of my pants. And they were like, that's such an American thing. And I was like, what? Just having my sunglasses. I was like, why? That was so funny. Am I having the best time? Also, the one thing that I've learned, and I keep saying what you say. You say, sorry. What about remember something? Oh, that baby, baby Guinnesses, baby Guinness. The things I've learned about the UK from this wedding alone, The British people love Sean Paul so much. Yeah. Deep, deep, deep. Love for Sean Paul.
Speaker 5:The wedding happened and that's it. Yeah. I learned
Speaker 6:a lot about British culture. They got married. That's it. We.
Speaker 5:Then we came back here. We flew back. Well, we thought we had LA right afterwards, so this was a poor, we had poor, I don't know why we planned it like this. We didn't plan it. We didn't realize, well, we did plan la. We didn't plan the wedding. We didn't plan Coachella. Coachella and the wedding. Those dates were set. We knew, but we knew that we booked Beyonce tickets for May 1st, and I was like, that's gonna be perfect. Like, we're gonna have enough time in between the UK and la No, not really. We were, we were here at home for two days, three days. Three days in our house that we pay so much rent for. It didn't, wasn't here. At all in April for our friends to enjoy while they look after our dog. Exactly. It was so annoying. So we popped our fucking asses down to LA to go see Beyonce. We popped our, we popped our asses that day on Thursday and then fucked off down to la. Got in, had to change right away into our Beyonce costumes. Oh my God. Our Beyonce outfits. Our costumes. Yeah, our costumes. And then we had to go to Beyonce and I was like, I haven't slept. And I'm still jet lagged. I'm still jet lagged. Yeah, I slept jet lagged. But then do you know what the best thing about jetlag is? What the best thing to do to come back? Jetlag, gabit, shitfaced, gabit, shitfaced. And you're right. Sleep through the night, then wake up feeling like shit, and then being like, Ugh, cops sleep. Great. Like, you're not sleeping. Yeah. No. We went, we went to, we went to, we went to cowboy car. Yeah. Show. Yeah. At SoFi. Yeah. And then we went out and we had with our friends. Yeah. And we had a, we had a buck. Good time. A buck. Good time. A sweet honey buck. Good time. Yeah. Yeah. And then we went out the Doey the entire week. We went out the entire weekend. Mm-hmm. Bus, another club. Another club. Another club. Yeah. And even though like, I don't, Elaine, I'm personally not drinking, but like I'm also still awake until two to 3:00 AM and then I'm going to try, I'm trying to go to sleep and my body won't let me. Sleep in past 7:00 AM Even if I go to bed at 3:00 AM that's why you gotta do a couple shots, mate. No, I don't want it. I'm gonna sleep like shit regardless, but I'm like, I'm so tired. All these things. Exactly. All these things. So you might as well be drunk a bit. Might as well be a bit. No loosey goosey. No. I care about my health, my wellness. I care about my health and wellness too. Okay about my health and wellness too, but I also like a cheeky sappy bee. Cheeky sappy bee and 10 tequila shots. And 10. Did I have like 17 tequila shots that day? You did? And you took these two little happy pills. What are they called? Cheers chi. The anti hangover pills. No, they don't work. Lemme talk about Cheers. They were on Shark Tank. Yeah. And you said they don't work. No, they work. I took them at Coachella. I took them at my brother's wedding. You wake up feeling like you've had like half the amount of alcohol. If you have like, I dunno, 2, 3, 4 drinks. It cuts the, like the next day you feel like you had half the amount. Mm-hmm. That's how the, that's how they like branded. So they're good for like wine at dinner? They, yeah. If you have like a, a couple glasses of wine at dinner, one or two cocktails, get home. Have some cheers pills and then go to bed. Mm-hmm. You wake up feeling a little bit more fresher than you would've because the vitamins in the pills work to like combat the alcohol that you just drank. Mm-hmm. Turns out they don't work very well when you have like 17 shots in a row. I. It turns out and then get blacked out. Turns out. Turns out, yeah. You're pretty rough that, that day after Beyonce. Oh, what my God, I, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. That one, that one scene in Sex and City where Miranda wakes up and she, she had like six martinis on that date, and then she wakes up and she's like, the, the camera is like wobbling. She's stumbling through a hallway in the same clothes from the night before. That was me. Yeah. You were rough that day after Beyonce. Yeah. Oops. Oh well, no regrets. No regrets. So we did that. And then, and then, and then the pinnacle. I would say this is the pinnacle of the month. I would say. There was a lot of, it was May, this is May, this is now, we're in May. I called this a month'cause we were gone from Yeah, yeah, yeah. mid-April, April 10th to May 10th, we had the opportunity to do a shoot with a certain someone. And this happened. He couldn't even say anything about it'cause we can't say anything about it. But this happened within the two weeks beforehand. Right? Because we took the call at your mom's house for this opportunity. Yeah. And then they chose us like the weekend before or something. So we got to this shoot and it was the, we had so much fun. We had so much fun, and I really can't wait to share it. I can't wait, you'll just have to wait and see because we signed an NDA and and we will also have to wait
Oopsy. We made a poopy. You made a poopy twice, There was a technical difficulty. This episode of filmed yesterday, and in the middle of editing, Matt realized that, oh no, the outro didn't record because something fucked up. Not my fault. My fault. Did you know what was your fault? What? We just recorded an outro five seconds ago and you realize your microphone wasn't plugged in. Well, I don't know. And then he said, oh, there must be something in retrograde and I, to which there must be, to which I replied saying nothing is in retrograde. Because when things are in retrograde and a complain about things being in retrograde, then it'll be like the boy who cried wolf when they complain about things that go wrong when the things weren't in retrograde. I don't make these mini mistakes, so something must be retrograde. It's not my fault. You do, it's not. Well, you've done it well, what can you do? But do our outro right now. Nothing else happened, by the way. You got the whole full story of what, what we did for the past month. That's it. That's the story. But now what you can do is go on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to our podcast and give us five stars. Rays don't hate us. Rays don't hate us. We make some mistakes. Sometimes we, and sometimes there's technical difficulties, but we figure it out and we go through it because we're all a family. Oh my God, I, I just saw someone on TikTok be like, oh, he lives in Australia. And he was like, how do you know how much it is to do a podcast? Do you know how much it is to do a podcast? Like you can go into like a studio and you have producers and people do it for you. You don't have to do anything. How much is that? It's a hundred thousand dollars a year. That's crazy. I'm like, is it worth it? No.'cause what are we getting out of it? Nothing right now. Nothing sponsors nothing. We're getting, we're having fun and we're connecting with our audience in a Oh, we're having so much fun in a new way. Yeah. And that's all we have for you today on Let's Dig in. Please stop.