Get TF Up It's Gemini Szn

*spooky music ensues* WELCOME TO GEMINI SZN !!! In this episode, we're digging into all things astrology and universe - what's your sign 👀

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It's written in the stars. Everyone it, it's written in the stars. And if you think it's not written in the stars, then I dunno what to tell you. I'm the non-believer. I honestly used to be a non-believer, an anti astrologer. Yeah. That's almost as worse as an axa. No, it's not. Yeah it is. No, it's not. Imagine having no faith in the universe. Mrs. You, that's not as, that's not as bad as being an anti-vaxxer. Yeah, it is harming those around. No, I'm joking. Obviously I'm joking. Are you coming out as anti-vax? No, I'm coming out as anti you. You're annoying me. And this just got started. We're like one minute in. We're not even one minute in. Stop sniffling. No, I'm sick a bit. Omar is sick. I'm sick. So there's gonna be it sniffling throughout this entire podcast. You're just gonna have to deal with it. Sometimes he's sick. Most of the times he is sick actually. And what do you mean? Most of the time I'm sick. Most times you have some sort of sniffles or coughs. No. Roll the tapes on every single podcast episode we ever put out. There's gonna be a homework coffin there somewhere. No, no. You edit those out. Yes. Anyway. Hi everyone. Welcome back today. Uh, I feel like it's a very important time for me personally since we just had a new moon in Gemini. And what season is it? Gemini and what? And there was about to be a Mercury Kami in Gemini tomorrow. And it's also my birthday on Sunday. June 1st. Clock it. Listen up. Everyone settle down. I know. Stop. Everyone. Stop cheering all at once. I know. Stop. Stop. I know you are so excited that it's my birthday and I'm turning one more year. Older. How old? One more year older. 30. One more year older than that 31 and another year older than that 32, and another year older than that. 40. Hey, 33. Yeah. I'm gonna be a youthful, glowing, radiant age of 33. 33 is a new 22. I'm, I'm a Gemini. And that means why are you Gini? This month is about, well, not this month. June is about me. Uh, I claim, I claim all of June as the, as the founder of June, but it goes after Gemini. Cancer. So you just like fuck off the cancers through the last week. Who the fuck about cancers? Are you fucking kidding me? I don't give a fuck about, are you kidding me? Don't ever. They're nice. Hey, they're too nice. Fucking get a grip and stop crying all the time. Jesus Christ. I don't have any cancer. My throat. I stop being so snappy like, oh my God. Control your. Issues. Well, I'm scared for Gemini season. I'm always scared of for Gemini season. It comes around and, um, you know, I fear for my life on a daily basis because who knows what can happen. It's very, um, you know, as a Geminis are two-faced. You never know what you're gonna get. Uh, get fucked, get fucked. We're about to dig into all things zodiac astrology as they pertain to us our relationship and our relationships. With the world and the universe. And the universe and the multiverse. No, I'm, that's too far. That's too far. Let's dig in. Oh, we have to start with the basics. When we first, the basics started dating, I think we like first like, like, oh, like I asked you.'cause I was kind of woowoo. I was into my woo woo. You've had woowoo, you've had mini woowoo phases. You were into woowoo when they first began. I was like slightly woowoo when we first began and then like not too much and then like 20 casually. I think like 2019 was like my peak woowoo. I was like, crystal 2020 baby. No, no, no. 2019 Really? 2019 was peak. I, I know my timeline. Huh? Don't tell. Try and tell. Don't try and tell me. Try tell me I should. I would never try to tell you anything during Gemini season, don't you think? I know. I would never try to tell you what to do during Gemini season. Okay. There's, there's the, oh, here it is. There it's, there is so much happening in the air outside, and I don't mean astrology. I mean the pollen. It's fucking me off. What the fuck is going on? There's problems. This, yes. For in Gemini season, yes. There was a new moon in Gemini. Those things were affecting me. But in a different way. The universe, not the universe, the fucking planet. The trees is affecting the trees. The trees. Imagine being busted by a plant. I couldn't imagine.'cause I don't have any fucking allergies. That's crazy. What it's embarrassing for you. Yeah, when we were starting, when we were started dating, you were very woo woo. So you asked me what my zodiac sign was, and I'm sure I said, Virgo, and you gasped. I'm sure you turned away and discussed. I was like, oh, right. Red flag number. Right one. Right? No, not red flag. That wasn't a red flag. It, it was a, it was a red flag because I was like, oh, how is this gonna work? Yeah, we're not compatible. Not in the slightest. And then like shortly after, we like got CoStar and then like checked our compa compatibility rating on CoStar and it said, eh, it's like one of the least compatible pair of signs, right? Yeah. Virgo Gemini, both formed by Mercury. Yeah. So like, so what does that mean? Very, uh, driven by communication and like knowledge and, uh, we're just like, we're do we do, we talk a lot. We like think a lot. We think a lot. We think a lot too much. But we're very stubborn. Mm. We're very, we're very. I'm right. I know I'm right. No, I'm right. No, I'm right. And that's our entire relationship. But then we also like deal with things in such different ways because as a Gemini, I'm such a social butterfly and I get my energy from other people and being around. People, I get my energy from them. Yeah. And I don't, I'm the complete opposite. I hate people, fucking hate people so much. Oh, so much. One of my best friends said this like very, very, very, I think, very accurate thing. The other day she was like, I hate things, but I love people. I get annoyed by like inanimate objects or just like things going wrong. I get, I get annoyed by like things. But I love people. Mm-hmm. Why? As a general, as a general consensus, I hate most people, but like, you know, people, my friends. Yeah. You hate people hate, but you really value, like things your, your possessions. Yeah. Your like, your like space, your like time. Yeah. A hundred percent. I hate people. I, I don't, I, I don't hate my friends, but I hate most. Human beings on this planet, and they're listening. You know, I like my, my close people, but generally everyone annoys me somehow, and I want to punch everyone. but I like my books and my dog and my home and my like farmer's markets and my like bookstores and my things. A, a Virgo Sun, ladies and gentlemen. Well, I, I think I couldn't deal with you if I didn't have my Aries moon if think that's the only reason this works'cause of my rising is a Capricorn, which doesn't, doesn't lend any. Any help in the, in the stubborn category? No. You got two earth signs and a fire sign. Mm-hmm. What the fuck is that gonna do? The fire sign helps me deal with you. No, the fire sign makes you erratic and annoying. Well, no, it doesn't. It makes, it makes you erratic and annoying and like a little bit of like a freak. And I match your energy. Not really, because if you had a water sign in there, you'd be like a little bit more like temperate. I think I do temperate. Are we going through the other signs? Do you know them? No, I don't know my other ones. I am, you think I, oh, hold on. Hey, Gemini, sun, Gemini, moon, Gemini, mercury, Gemini, Venus, Libra Rising. I just have to get all the Geminis in there together, which gives me a Gemini Seum, which also makes me a psychopath. The Libra Rising makes me. A little bit crazy, but so much more social than I would've been had I been just geminis. More social, more social, more about harmony and balance, wanting to seek out, uh, great relationships and friendships whilst also trying to maintain my home. Mm, in a balanced, like beautiful way. I surround myself with aesthetics and just like beautiful things and beautiful people that life. But Aries, Mars makes me wanna kill people though. Oh, like I can my Mars and Aries. Because Aries, this is why we bet heads because Aries is ruled by Mars. The sign of like war and, and aggression. And do you know what my Mars is in what Cancer? This is why I am so emotional. That's how we come, that's how we get, like, this is why I get so emotional during fights. Let's having fight, fight. That's how we like fight. I get so emotional and I like rage. Rage. And I don't rage how to like, but I don't know how to deal with my emotions when I get into fights. Like I don't know how to control everything that's going on because I'm so emotional. Yeah. And I'm so like hypersensitive. To everything, especially during arguments. Wow. Are we gonna argue now? Maybe. Do you wanna know my things? Yeah. So people could compare When you're listening, moon Aries Mars Cancer, Venus, Libra. Sun, Virgo. Wait, hang on. Your Venus is Libra. My Venus is Libra, and Libra is ruled by Venus. That's great. That means you love to love. I do love to love. Yeah. Venus is ruled by Libra certain people. Venus, no Libra. Fuck me. Libra is ruled by Venus. Yeah. And Libra Energy is all about like seeking out beauty and like, yeah, yeah. You like seek out beauty and, and I guess like that in your partnerships and like harmony and like balance. So if you're a love life, you want there to be like a good balance. You don't want there to be too much of like one sidedness. You want like a good ebb and a flow. You want to be with someone who truly understands, oh, so maybe I'm just making this show up. No, no, no, you, you. This is what patterns as in your relationship experiences you may end up with or expect partners who prioritize you. You want to be with someone who truly understands and accepts you and is looking for to be a part of a couple. These types are very supportive, frequently checking in to see how you're feeling. If they're unable to relate this way, you could feel disappointed or think something is wrong. Balanced relationship. You're correct. You know things. I know everything. Don't doubt yourself. I don't doubt myself. I know everything. You know so many things. You're so woo woo. I'm so wise. And then my, what the fuck is descendant? Don't care about that. Midheaven. Don't care about that. Jupiter is Scorpio. Wasn't Iam Coley? I don't know that's in Taurus. I don't know if that what fuck is pattern? What's a Vertex? I don't use Pattern. Anti vertex. What the fuck are those? I dunno. My Mercury in Virgo. So generally we're compat, we're not compatible, but some things in our chart make us compatible. And I think that's just fun. It's a fun thing to figure out and I think it took us a long time to figure out opposites attract. Yeah, I'm a nurse sign. I ground you and we still figuring it out. What do you mean? It took us a long time to figure out, but eight years in and we're still figuring shit out. We argue, obviously. We argue, we bicker. Actually we, but we know why We argue. E bicker. Yeah, I know. Now we know the why. What are you gonna say? No, we know the why. Oh, thought you were gonna be like,'cause yo,'cause you No. Could you imagine I up? I was gonna beat you up. We know what the problem is. Yeah. I was gonna beat you up. Fucking hell. This is crazy. Bitch. Beside of me. Okay. Me, I feel like is, it's very self-explanatory. Me. I feel like his me, I feel like it is so me, I feel like is what very self-explanatory me, I feel like is. Me. Me, I feel like is Yeah. Me. I feel like it's very self-explanatory. Those were three separate sentences. Yeah. Pertaining together. Pertaining to two different things. Okay. Just leave you alone. I feel like I sound so nasal today. I'm gonna keep an every single sniffle. You look a netty part or something. I tell you that every single time you're sick and you refuse. I like the idea of a nutty pot. But I don't like the, the practice of a neti part. Also, the thing about Omar, he doesn't blow his nose. He cannot Or won't he blow his nose with a tissue? He'll only do it in the shower. Yeah. Or like weird or, or like when I'm washing my face, I can only blow my nose when there's like water at present. Then a neti pot would be great for you. No, but I don't like that.'cause it has to be around my face. I need to have water around my face. My face needs to be somewhat submerged. Do you wanna be water boarded? Kind of. Yeah. I could only blow my nose if I'm being wbo. I can't do it dry. Call up George W. Bush. You wanna do it dry? You wanna do it dry, but like that means you have to like get a full like tissue. A piece of like a piece of tissue. Try it now. The one that I had, try it one that I had saved for later. No, I'm not gonna try blow my nose, try it and ruin my makeup. Try it right now. No.'cause that's exactly what's gonna happen. I'm gonna blow my nose is a ruin my makeup and I'm gonna be annoyed. But it's a fun experiment. No, it's not an experiment. I'm annoyed now. You are a 33-year-old man who can't blow his nose. I am 32 as of today. The day that the episode airs, I thought you said that like yesterday was like one of the, the start of the new, something new New year for you or something, so, oh, I was born on a new moon. Thank you. I love that. We changed the topic. Can I put my tissue back? The tissue is on the record player. Let it be known because it's out of the way of the camera. The year was 1992. Oh, the world stood still. The world really did stand still. I was born held. Its breath. Three, three, three for the demon has arrived. Yeah. Satan has been born on this earth. Well, if six, six sixes, Satan, then three through three must be the child of Satan. For sure. Look at you. So I'm I claim. I claim it. I claim it. And you were born on the first day of Pride month. Yeah. So you're for sure Satan's incarnate. Yeah. And there was a new moon. Mm. On my birthday, so no light the day that I was So No light. So it was dark. Exactly. So hell taketh over the world actually was born in the day three through 3:00 PM Oh, okay. Well, nevermind. Yeah. So, uh, you don't, you don't know. Satan works in mysterious ways. You would know Lucy, Lucifer, Lou, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, daddy if you will, daddy, if you will. So, yeah, um, I was born on a new moon, new Moon, and so new moons are all about new beginnings. And manifesting new energies. And, uh, just this has got two woowoo. Um, it's a woo woo episode. It's a wooo episode, but I'm like, do we need to be that woowoo? I did, I did tarot yesterday for the first time in a, and it was spooky. Guys, that's so woo woo. It was really good. It was spooky, you guys. Blow your nose. It doesn't help, huh? It does. You need to get rid of the mucus. You have to get a Neti pot and you need to blow water up your nose. Don't tell me what to do. And push the boogers down the other side. Don't me. What to do? You need to do like a water slide in there. Don't tell me what to do. The boogers are like, woo woo. Do you have any, um, other fire signs in your chart? No. Apart from Scorpio. Is a wool a sign? Oh, you freak. Um, no, everyone. Why'd you have Scorpio, Pluto? Wait, I have to look at my CoStar. Everyone has Scorpio and Pluto. we're the Pluto and Scorpio generation? What You know that song, that Lords song? Yeah. We are. Like everyone has their Pluto in Corpio. Everyone that we know is has their stars, their Pluto in Scorpio. My Jupiter is a Scorpio. Oh, that's crazy. Jupiter is a sign of abundance. I have no water apart from Pluton, but that doesn't count. Whoa. I have no water because I'm not that emotional. I actually have my only, my only fire is Aries. Hmm. Which I'm kind of sad about actually.'cause air and fire creates a fucking Sharknado spooky. I, I'm fine. I'm fine without the sharknado in my life. do you ever meet people, like you meet people? I mean, maybe I meet people and like, I assume, or like I find out that Zodiac and like I, You're really good at telling people what their Zodiac sign is like. You're really good at guessing. Yeah. I'm like, you're really good. Spooky. I would never be able to guess. Like I would think like I'm one of those people who's like, who're like, you're a Virgo. No, no, no, no. You're a Capricorn. No, no, no, no. And you're like, you're a Scorpio. I knew, I knew you were a Scorpio. Mm. No. All time I would do that.'cause I'm dumb. No, I don't actually know. I like to pretend that I know. I feel like if this someone that's kind of annoying me a little bit, someone's like being a little bit too like in my face and it's pissing me off. They're probably a Gemini. Mm. They're probably a Gemini. Butting heads. There can only be one. No, most of, okay. I will say most of my like girlfriends, yeah. Are Geminis. I don't know if I love that many like male Geminis. I have like a couple of male Gemini friends and then a couple of male geminis I know that I just don't fuck with. Yeah. And. Every single female Gemini. I know I, I'm obsessed with actually most of my, like close girlfriends have female Geminis. Would you say that's your favorite star sign for a female? For a female? For a girl, for a female. Oh, no. Scorpio woman. A Scorpio woman. So a Scorpio woman. Oh my God. It's just Cty, CTY Cty people. My main ones, Leo women, Scorpio Women and Sagittarius women. Mm sure. Well, just like those three signs are like my favorite to be friends with. Sure. Because Leo's, oh my God, they're just like so fun. They're so fun. They love themselves in the best way. Mm-hmm. So they're like super self-confident and they're able to like be like. Confident and just like exude that and you just wanna be around that energy all the time. Mm-hmm. Scorpio, Scorpio, women specifically are so cunty. Mm-hmm. Oh my God. Just like, stab me, stab me, And then Sagittarius. Well, Sagittarius is the, as the sister sign to a Gemini. So I forget what element. Sagittarius is all the time. It feels like it should be water. It's fire. It sounds like water. It's fire. Sagittarius. It feels like, Ooh, I'm in the water. It's a fire. Air signs. Gemini, Libra, Aquarius. Aquarius Sounds like a water sign. I know it does, but it's not. Earth signs. Virgo, Capricorn, uh, you know the other one. Taurus? Yes. Good job. It just happened. I love my earth signs. I fucking hate Torah. I hate, I love a Taurus woman, I love a Taurus woman. You're listening. I know you are. I love you. I know you're listening. My Taurus woman and, and maybe my Leo woman is also listening woman, my women, wow. Misogyny is alive and well from those Tori. I don't know. They're like fine. I just, I hate tourist man. It's your least favorite. An Aries man. Sorry. Okay, that's fine. We get on really well. There's a lot of like chemistry and emotional, like passion and emotional like, um, wherewithal. Ugh. I used the word again. Is that correct? It's correct.'cause I Googled it when I was fucking listening to the podcast and when we were editing it and I was like, I use that word correctly. What does it mean wherewithal to be, to wherewithal, to where information never really stays in your head unless you want it to with. All shut up. Why would it need to, I'm an air sign. I don't Because you like using this, this word a lot. I don't need to. I don't need to retain the information. I need to know it. When I need to know it, and then sometimes it'll pop back into my head. A gust of windle, blow it back out. It's not your fucking problem. This is one of your favorite words. You should know what it means. Wherewithal means the means, resources, or ability necessary to do something. So how did you use, how did you use it in a sentence just now? Yeah, incorrectly. Incorrectly. It didn't seem correct, but when I did it the first time, it was actually correct. Okay. Well maybe keep that definition in there guys. Aries men have the only, have been the only men to have ever bested me bested. Ew. One of your breakfast, I met you, one of your exes before I met you. One of your exes. Yeah. Who. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know him, but like even friends, like I'm like, I make friends with like, I can't even name any Aries women. Really? I feel like an, it's mostly Aries men. Do you know who else I'm really good friends with? Who? Pisces. Pisces. But they're a little bit emotional water in like a weird way, but like we got on really well.'cause we're mutable signs. These hurt all my brain. You one that brain wanted to make, you're the one that wanted to No, no, no. It just like hurts My brain. Brain sometimes. Wanted this topic. You said, I know. Let's talk about zodiac and charisma because I thought it would be fun and I know some things, but then you say the words like mutable, and I'm like, I don't really know what that means. And you say like, Kami Ka. What the fuck is a Kami? Yeah, Kami. These are, so there's, there's, there's, there's beginner's, intermediate, and there's advanced. It's like shapes in the sky. Okay. Shapes in the sky are made by like planets aligning in different ways. It causes different things to happen. Okay. Well I'm at the beginner level, so you're at the advanced level. It's kind of like when Mercury goes into the microwave. That hasn't happened in a while. And I'm so happy. No, but because I truly do feel when she, when she enters that microwave and we turn the level to like 10 10, and then we turn it on the timer on 10 minutes. Oh my God. It's crazy. It is. I feel it. I feel, I mean, everything goes wrong. There was one time, I think there was like a big, I think there was like seven planets in retrograde earlier this year. I think in like February. End of February. It was February, end of February. February, so bad. End of February, early March was. Horrible. Horrible. It was horrible because everything was in retrograde. It was so bad. And if you don't know When our planet goes into retrograde, it has the opposite effect of the planet, of the thing, right? The thing, right. Mercury is all about communication and technology and how we source and, and share information. And those things get like kind of twisted, right? During the retrograde. And when Jupiter's in retrograde, it means nothing is happening in your life purpose that you want it to.'cause Jupiter's all about purpose. Like, it's about like life purpose, abundance, and like moving forward it's like, it's like, it's like, yeah, you're like career growth. You're like life growth. Yeah. Because that part of the year felt very stagnant. Yeah, stagnant. It did, didn't it? Yeah, it really did. It did. Um, for example, at Venus was in retrograde. Hmm. Love life would be horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I know things. Yes. Love life. But also like, Venus is also like, like, uh, your relationship with self too. Ah, like self love. Self love. Wow. Yeah. And here we go. I think that, I think that's what made me start believing in astrology more retrograde. Yeah. Because I can very much tell whenever, I can very much tell whenever something's in retrograde, but when you tell me something is retrograde, then things have happened in my life that like. Are along with that. It makes sense. I remember we tried to film an episode of this Yeah, yeah, yeah. During a retrograde, and I was like, nothing's working. We filmed an episode and we had to like cancel it. Oh. This was right after we came back from Thailand. Yeah. And it like, it like filmed. A bit and then it stopped and then we didn't realize and so it, we kept on recording and it was just not recording. Yeah. And was mores in retrograde, mercury was Or that one? Jupiter was, ah, Neptune was. Venus was, we don't talk about Neptune that much. Why don't we love her as much? We never talk about her. She's very far away, but she's, she's so big and important. She is so big. You know what also made me start believing in astrology? Tell me the fact that there are so many, um, insane people who are geminis. Namely Donald Trump and Kanye West. Okay, but do you know who else is a Gemini? Who? Angelina Jolie. Tom Holland. Marilyn Monroe, James, Charles. Wait, I wanna see other famous Geminis. And then we could look at Famous Virgos too.'cause I know the one famous Virgo that I know is Miss Beyonce herself. You have, here's a, here's a list of who you have. Here's a good list. Okay, ready? You have Angelina Jolie, Mary Kay Olson, Naomi Campbell. Ugh. So good. Tom Holland. Can I just say Mary Kate Olson and not say, yeah, that's true. Ashley Olson, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. It just, I was just the twins. Are you gonna go down the list and be like, Ashley Olson? She just wasn't there. So I just like said Mary Kate Olson. Tom Holland. Heidi Klum. Crazy. Hu Laverne, Cox Country. Natalie Portman, Kanye West. Uh, Aquafina. Ooh, Ian McKellan. Paul McCartney. Chris Evans. Helena, Helena Carter. Chris Evans, like only Chris Evans. Yeah. Captain America, Kendrick Lamar, Marilyn Monroe, Morgan Freeman. Stevie Nicks, Kendrick Lamar would be a Gemini.'cause what he pulled at the Super Bowl was petty as fuck. I love that for sure. You have Johnny Depp, you have Nicole Kidman, you have Anderson Cooper. I don't want Johnny Depp. Well, you have them the whole Kidman. See, look at, you're listing off all of these A-listers. Yeah, I know. But the most. Annoyingly famous one is Donald Trump. So when's his birthday? Chomp birthday. Yeah. On this, on this podcast, we literally cannot say his real name. June 14th. Oh my God. I know somebody else's birthday. 1946. That's crazy. Imagine being born in 1946. Stop. I'm unwell. My Virgos, I have it. Okay. You read it out. I love how like the, the two top contenders are like the best Virgos you could possibly ever. I know. Like who did I have as your top and like Angelina Jolie, I, your top was Angel and Jolie and Mary Kate Olson, the Olson twins. Oh, and Holland and the other one. Tom Holland. Yeah. I had a couple good ones. You had really good ones. Kidman, you had good ones. Come on. You had good ones. Yeah. Great ones. Beyonce. Yeah. So good. You can't really beat that really, can you? No. And you also really can't beat Zendaya. Mm. But you have Zenday and I have Tom Holland and I'm British. And you are American. Wait, that's so cute. That's really crazy. I didn't think about that. Oh my god. Zenday, if you're listening, Tom Crazy. Wait, that's get together. I've disgusted. Oh my God. Double date. See, this is the thing about them, I feel like as a couple, they do really well at like doing their own thing, but like they work really well together. Mm-hmm. Because they have worked really well together. Mm-hmm. But then they like give each other the space to do their own thing all the time. Like he's always like, this is your thing, like Thrive Queen. Mm-hmm. And he kind of like takes a little bit of like, and that's the key to a good relationship. Yeah. Who else do I got? I feel like he gives me like Gemini vibes and she gives me, no, he gives me Gemini vibes and he gives no, no, no opposite. She gives me Virgo vibes for sure. Same reason that you wouldn't assume like Beyonce's a Virgo. No. Really crazy. Chris Pine, Aris Elba, Keanu Reeves. Selma Hayek. Fuck off. Selma Hayek. Adam. Adam Sandler. Oh, Michael Jackson. Oh fun. Melissa McCarthy. Haha. Blake Lively. No. Cameron Diaz. Oh, Jack Black Pink. Nile Horn. Shania Twain. Liam Payne. R. Rip. What? Prince Harry, Amy Poer. Kiki Palmer. Kiki Palmer. Oh yeah, I remember. She's a Virgo. I got Kiki Palmer. You also have Charlie Sheen get fucked. Oh, well this is like you will if you're like, if you die, these are the people that you have to spend the rest of return with. I'm fine with. I have Kiki Palmer. I have Tom, Tom Holland, but I also have Donald Trump. Trump. I have Kiki Palmer, Beyonce, and Zendaya. Come on between Tom Holland. Chris Evans and James Charles. Well, what a fun, fun time you'll have in the afterlife. Wow. Love that. Think hi sister and America's ass. Yeah, and then whatever time Holland is shooting some webs out of his hands. Oh, I'm glad you said hands. Do you find that, do you know what your like family's stuff is? No. Uh, my mom is a Leo. Okay. And my dad, my mom is a Leo. Oh yeah. Wait a minute. Oh yeah. My mom's a Leo. My mom's not really, she doesn't act like a Leo. She's not very like in your face mom is like such a Leo. I know she is. Oh yeah. But my mom, she very much is, no, my mom doesn't give off that energy. My dad is February 14th, which makes him a. Uh oh. Yeah. Wow. Aquarius. Okay. Not a Pisces yet. The thing is, I don't know what that means. I only know things about certain signs. Maybe like four out of all of them. We know we have a lot of Pisces friends. I wouldn't know, I wouldn't be able to tell you who, mainly because I never remember people's birthdays.'cause I never put them in my calendar. Oh. I have everyone's birthdays on my calendar, so I know every, every, every person's can you just share them with me? Birthdays. Yeah, no, just put them in my calendar. No, God no. Just put them in my calendar. No. Do you want like my random friends from Sydney's birthdays? No, no, no, no. Only the ones that I know you want. Like my friends in Berlin? No, the only ones that I know'cause I just forget to put them in my calendar. You don't look great. I mean, you look pretty. I look pretty, but you look stuffed. I do feel stuffed. Do you know what I mean? That's what I feel. I feel stuffed in the nose. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe for your birthday, I'll get you a Netty pot. I won't use it. Honestly, that's your next, that's one of your gifts. Bored me for my birthday instead. Jesus Christ. Fun. More effective. Fun. That's a fun birthday activity that everyone can partake in on your birthday. Waterboard me. Waterboard me. There was something I wanted to say about astrology. Oh my God. Everyone pay attention. Something has just awoken in my brain. Remember when I said 2019 was the year of my, I knew you were of my big woo woo. I knew this is it of my big woo woo. Yeah. Oh, I've never talked about this one here before. Let's get into it. You haven't, for my birthday in 2019, I turned 27 and honestly I feel as youthful as I did then Okay, that was six years ago. Matt got me a psychic reading with this like tarot astrologist person, correct? Is she a tar reader? She was a tar reader. She's a psychic. Yeah, I got like a reading from this psychic. She was a psychic. Um, and she was highly recommended to a bunch, highly recommended to me by a bunch of my friends in Toronto and we drove all the way to her house in the beaches and had my little tarot reading and it was so great. She, like, knew so many things. I like, had just started my like influencer career and I had like my first big paycheck coming in in like three months. And she knew that in like three months I was gonna come into like financial, like security for the first time ever.'cause by this point I was like truly living paycheck to paycheck. I had just left my job at this hotel that I was working at, and then I was like just kind of starting off like my like solo freelance career thing. And then she knew, like she was like, in three months time, this is gonna happen in like six months time, this is gonna happen. And she kind of like, if I think about it too, she kind of predicted the pandemic.'cause she was like in like, uh, X amount of months. Like in nine months time you're gonna experience like a really like strange like shock to your like career, but it's gonna really push, like push you propel you mm-hmm. Into a really like strong career trajectory that you couldn't have expected. And I remember thinking, I was like, well, that's crazy. I can't, I wonder what that's about. It took me like a, I think a year or two after.'cause like we were living through the pandemic and I didn't put two and two together for such a long time, but like living in the pandemic and then starting our TikTok account and then like actually becoming TikTok people and like gaining like half a million followers within a few, few months. Mm-hmm. Because of the pandemic.'cause we had nothing else to do. Propelled our career in this like way that I could never have imagined crazy. She stopped the reading towards the end and she was like, I have to stop because there's like a really negative like figure that's kind of like looming over you. And she, and then she literally never spoken to this woman before in my life. She doesn't have social media. Matt contacted her. I'm speaking too fast'cause I'm excited and the mucus is, and I'm trying, trying to speak before my like mucus dribble down my nose more. Anyway, she literally stops the reading towards the end and she's like, I have to stop. This is really negative like energy around you right now and I feel like, you know, I need to discuss it. She was like, your father is a really negative energy. Around you. And I was like, crazy work, Kim. Crazy work. You're correct. I was like, yeah, true. I was like, okay. That's, that's, um, that's presumptuous. But also like any, that could be, that could be correct. I'm a flamer and I'm sat in your chair. That's like, yeah. You're gay. You have a bad relationship with your father. Yeah. Who, who, who Crazy. Who, who, who, who's to say, who's to say how she knew this information? Well. then she went and said, first of all, she was like, your father is a negative figure surrounding your bo like your, your life. Mm-hmm. Your father is a negative energy surrounding your life. Mm-hmm. Um, and then she was like, he specific, very specific things about him. She was like, he has four children. And like, spoke about his like upbringing and like the way that he like expresses. Love and the way that he can't express love. And I was like, this is really crazy. You said, ding, ding, ding. Everything you were saying is true. This is really crazy. And then she was like, he's gonna try and get in touch with you very soon. By the way, side note, everyone, I haven't, hadn't at this point spoken to my dad in a year and a half. I wanna say just over a year. And so I was like, well, fat chance, I'm gonna speak to my dad, or he's gonna try and reach out'cause a, he doesn't have my number. I live in Canada. How can he possibly get in touch? Mm-hmm. And like none of my siblings or my mom has ever said anything about him wanting to reach out. Parents are, well, my mom is happily divorced. Love her one angel icon in the making. Mm-hmm. Actually, icon has been made. and so dad's a loser and I was like, fat chance's gonna try and get in touch with me. Anyway, she continued on the reading and like that was left at that and then, and she said you were a lion tamer in the past life. Oh, that was so random. Yeah, you should have recorded. I really wish you, you had recorded this so good. Because there are so many things that you told me that like, I can't even remember what you said at the time I was a lion tamer. She said you were a lion tamer. She told me my like careers and my line and something else. Like a, some kind of like, was a dancer? A dancer? Yeah. Like that's so fun to know. Yeah. Was a dancer, like, what are you gonna do with that information? Nothing. But like, yeah. I was a fucking lion. Lion tamer. That's so fun. I said lions, you guys. Yeah. That's so cool. There was like a strange rodent that was outside our house yesterday and they got trapped inside this little like, like area that it could not escape from and it was either gonna die there or we had to like get it out and I lured it into a box with a strawberry. And that would've been the second rodent that has died at our house that we would, we've had to dispose of. We haven't had dispose of two rodents at our house. Okay. One alive, the other did, it was dead. And Oh, it was outside and it was just dead. Mm. And it was during Pride Weekend and I just physically, emotionally? No, it was after Pride. It started, well it died and we figured out that it had died the Saturday of Pride weekend, Saturday of Pride Weekend. And its corpse was just in the backyard for three days.'cause I couldn't move it till Monday. I think it was like Tuesday. No, it was Monday. I think it was Tuesday. It was. It was Monday. It was Monday. We were hung over for a while and I was like, fuck, I'm not moving a fucking rat. Yeah, I'm not moving a rat. And then all of a sudden we were. Hung over, I guess, on Monday, and we had to go outside. It die. It was just like, it was just like it was melting. Composing in the sun. Yeah. I was like, what am I gonna do? Evie wanted to eat it all the time, and I was like, girl, you can't fucking eat it. It's dead. It's dead. What are you gonna do? I mean, actually, well, she didn't care about it when it was dead. Oh, that's true. Because she killed it. She, she probably killed it. Probably killed it. So we took a pair. We, well, what we did, we threw. Can I finish my story? Yeah. But this is an important story. Go on. We put a trash bag over the rat, and then we use a pair of kitchen tongs that were later burned to pick up the rat and then throw it over the fence into the bushes beside the fence, which in hindsight was a bad idea because it probably just decomposed there instead of decomposing inside of our yard. Yeah, for sure. Something a it. Anyway, we don't know. Had my reading with Kim White and she just was so amazing. That was such a great psychic reading. My first and only ever. window into the realm of the unknown. I get back into the car that's parked downstairs that Matt is in and I like, I'm like, we're gonna drive to the beach and we're gonna have a talk about, like, I'm just gonna tell him everything that just happened before we could even get to the beach, which is two blocks away in the car. I get a text from my brother saying. Hey, are you free? And also, dad wants to speak to you. Can I give him your number? I was like, what The flying Frank Frog is going on here on this day? That was crazy. It was crazy. I had lived in Toronto for a year and a half by this point, and not once had any of my siblings reached out and been like, dad wants to reach out. Or like, are you, are you like, can you speak to dad? Dad wants your number. Yeah. Any of those things. Nothing. Yeah. And all of a sudden this agitating grading voice, Papa, not Satan. I'd welcome him. Yeah. Earthly father, not so great. Yeah. Earthly father, earthly, Ugh. The lame one. Pipes up again and he's like, oh my God, let's chat. I, anyway, no, I don't know. I dunno what you wanted.'cause I didn't speak to him, but then I threw my phone on the dash and I was like, no fucking way. No fucking way. It was crazy. And then you, I hadn't even told you what happened yet. Yeah. And you were like, that is crazy. When I did tell you, I don't understand why people don't believe in psychics because they work. I mean, some of them are fake for sure, but the ones that are real. You know real, they do the job. There's one here that's gone like kind of viral on TikTok and now people are like booking her up and I really wanna go to her. Holly Beach. Holly In North Beach in San Francisco. Girl, you need to get a reading. Yeah, I need to get a reading. I wanna get a reading. I wanna get a reading birthday present. Oh, okay. Just, we both go. Yeah. It's just a fun idea, guys. It's Gemini season. It's time to let your fucking tits hang loose. Let your pus out. Pusy. Go your pussy. Yeah. Oh my God. Let it, let it dance. That is crazy. That's a crazy thing to say. Don't do that. That's, that's too much. No. Gemini season is for the much Gemini season is for you to be more than much. It's the beginning of summer everyone. Lean into being a psychopath. Mm-hmm. I will. It. I saw a funny meme that I saved, and I wanna post that June is gonna feel like this. This is how June is gonna feel. Yeah. Oh yeah. What is that? What is that? It's just a Cherry Cola. It's just like That is Is that Cherry Cola? Cherry Cola with ch Marino cherries on top. That's, and it's crisp. That's a cocktail. Yeah, well, whatever that looks like. The album Honeymoon by London Re and that's how June is going to feel. That is, it's kind like raunchy. It's kind of like exactly fun and like you don't know what's gonna happen next. You turn, you turn around and something else is happening and you're like, oh my God. You just have to say yes. Listen to me when I tell you this right now, everyone, it's Gemini season. Say yes to everything. If you get invited to something, say yes. If you're like, oh, I dunno if I wanna go to that thing, go to that thing. Your future husband or wife. Or they them person could be there. Go. Go there. Go and make out with everyone. Listen. Heed my warning heed. Heed my warning. It is Gemini season. This is an amber need on need. Nina. Get the fuck outside. Go make out with everyone. I'm telling you. Right The fuck. Now get outside. Shake your tits, drink everything that you wanna drink. Let your pussy dance. That is a freaky thing to say. And so you, you, you made it weird. You made it weird. That's it. You made it weird. No, I didn't trust the Virgo to say some fucking weird shit. Just wait till Virgo season and we all hibernate. Oh my God, Greg, I can't wait, sit in my house and do this. No. So you think Virgo season is about hibernation? No, I know it's not. We're we are freaks because my favorite time of year is. Gemini season, but also like Libra season. Yeah. Which, like, I'm gonna ignore the Virgo season because Libra season, my, my rising sign is the September, like mid-September to late September. That's like, summer is like kind of over, like September is warm here. So like, September is like some, a nostalgic feeling. Yeah, so like Virgo leading into Libra, it's like, oh my God, I missed the summer. We also forget that Virgos are freaks, like we are, we're very freaky people. Like you think, we're like so like calm and demure, but we're really not. How freaky are you? So freaky. If you enjoyed this podcast, please give us a five star. But what the fuck? Oh my God. If you enjoyed this podcast, give us a fucking five star review, and if you didn't go fuck yourself. But if you wanna follow us on Instagram and TikTok and YouTube and fucking Snapchat, go ahead and do it. All the links are in some bio somewhere. Go on. Love you. Wow. It's Gemini season. Get some gumption.