HAGS!

IT'S TIME FOR THE END OF THIS SEASON WEEEE! Season 1 of Let's Dig In was absolutely incredible and we can't wait to come back in August for Season 2 - HAGS EVERYONE!!!!

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Till you say Hello Kitty. Make make me go. Go. My least favorite song. Sorry. How is it your least favorite song? That's my favorite song on Princess of Power. Sorry. Sorry. You can come back to my place, but you must like cats. It's not that good. Shut up. It's kind of boring. Get out of here. Sorry. It's kind boring. Get out here. Get out of here. Sorry. I love you, you Marina. This episode is about how Matt has no taste. I love every other song on the album. You're a fake Marine fan, by the way. This is. I'm just gonna clarify this Marina's Princess of Power album that we're talking about in case you don't know what this, a random ass song that Omar singing is. Get into it. Hello? Hello Kitty, welcome. How are you? I'm good, how are you? Yeah, I'm pretty good. As if like, sometimes isn't it so funny, like people who like film podcasts today, they don't really like live together or like, you know, they're like colleagues. Yeah. Like I see you all the time. They spend time apart. How are you? I am pretty good. That's good. Life is pretty fine. It's fine. There's a helicopter doing like weird rounds over there. Don't like it. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's It's going in circles. Yeah, it's looking for you. It's really windy and your tiny waist. It's not, the search party is out not to be found. It's not to be found. I can't even see. It's not to be found. Although I do have a friend staying with me right now and she's from Australia and she did bring a. Bunch of Australian snacks that we just tried for a video on TikTok and I may or may not have consumed far too many of them, but Tim Tams are amazing. Thank God that you have a husband who has an eating disorder and goes on MyFitnessPal non eating disorder, disordered eating. Exactly. It's classy. You don't have an eating disorder, you have disordered eating. Did you know he's on a cut? You guys did. You know he's on a calorie deficit. But now you know exactly how many calories you consumed when you ate all those Tim Tams. Thank you. You're welcome. Fucking out. And then we have to take them. The thing is having people here from other countries, they just want to go to fast food places. Yeah. I like, I was like, oh my God. When people come to visit, I have all these amazing restaurants that we go to in SF that we can like take them to. 'cause we've been eating out at like actual nice places recently. They don't want to go there. They want to go to Chick-fil-A. They wanna go there. They want to go to Chick-fil-A. That's diabolical raisin canes cane. Last night night, I also had this like 100 milligram can of THC. Yesterday I didn't drink it all. Me and my two friends who were staying with us split. The can. I don't even smoke and I know a hundred is too much. So we had 33.33 milligrams of THC each. And then Matt drove us to raisin can's and oh my God. I also know that's too much. My God, you guys, you guys that was. Crazy. I had an out of body experience. We were on the highway and I was in the car. I was like, I feel like I'm in a game. I literally was flying. I felt like I was in a simulation. I couldn't feel a single bump on the road. And I was like staring out the, the, the, the front window. And I was like, this literally feels like I'm in simulation. This feels like a game. Crazy. We cut, finished with raising gains, we finished the food and then we walked outside, got back in the car and we're driving away and everyone was like, I don't even remember eating. Did we even eat? No, we. We were like, and I was like, yeah, we did. My friend was like, we literally were in there for three seconds and that was crazy. We had the whole experience lasted like five seconds. It was crazy. It was so good though, wasn't it so bomb being high eating that? I bet it was, but I got more high afterwards. Like it took a long time for to digest and anyway, we ended up going to the beach after, and then there were this just like. Young kids, like they were doing, they were just barbecuing food. But in my mind, it looked like they were performing some kind of ritual. This bitch had a, she had some corn in her hand and he said, that's a magic wand. But then there was two kids that had like. That have had hoods on because it was cold and they looked like they were like in a ritual because it was cold and they were around a barbecue, and then she had like a corn over the barbecue. But the corn looked like a sacrifice. You thought it was a scepter. The corn looked like a sacrifice. And the barbecue, the grill thing, you looked like a cauldron. And I was like, no, this is a ritual. Anyway, that's where my mind frame is at the moment. You guys, how are you? So then we have to also go eat at. Where are we eating? We're taking them to get a burrito today and then we're gonna go to Shake Shack and Inn Out, maybe Shake. And they also want to go to a shooting range. Sh And my problem is that now we're taking them to too many like burger places. There are other places, like we're doing, we did, we did, we did Raisin Canes yesterday, which is chicken tendee, but like Olive Garden and not taking no. We're not, we're not gonna Jo Off Garden Arby's. We're not going to Arby's. We should either do Jack in the Box, shake Shack, or Inn Out. Which one do you think? Shake Shack for sure. Fuck Inn Out. But like Inn Out is a California classic. But I Lowkey Hate Inn Out. No, they have to have Inn Out. It sucks. They can get Shake Shack anywhere In-N-Out sucks. Sorry. No it doesn't. It comparably. The burger is shit. The burger's fantastic. Comparably. It's shit. The burger is fantastic when you compare it to Shake Shack. Or any other burger place pretty much. Well, I like the Chicken shack, so see, see, the burger Shake Shack is really good. This episode has absolutely no direction yet, by the way, anyone who's listening? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone out there? Everyone who's listening? Hello? Can anyone hear me out there? Okay, we can go to the main part of this episode. We're gonna be taking a break. Because we want to, and it feels like the time for a seasonal break because we've never had a seasonal break. We've been on season one whole time. We went to, we went to my brother's wedding. It doesn't count as a seasonal break. Like a mini, A mini break. Yeah. But we'd even tell anyone we just like stopped posting for like three weeks. But I feel like it's time to make a seasonal break and then come back in season two better and stronger together and with a few more life experiences up our belt. We've been inf for the last, I wanna say. Month and a half, actually month. That's a long time for us. Month and a half to be in one place because you travel all the time and I just, I have no stories to tell. Mm-hmm. I mean, I have stories to tell, but like there was some stories I just cannot physically tell you a listener. cause Yeah. Even though this is a round table. Oh, you're at our dining. Dining in our dining room and we're having a discussion about just life and just the trials and tribulations of everything. Sometimes one must keep an air of mystery around them because I've been a little bit crazy recently and you don't need to know all the details. We could talk about the details. No, you don't need to know the details. We can talk about the details. No, you don't need to know the details. The listener does not need to know the details. But I think what we're gonna do, this is our brainstorming session for you because we don't plan anything and we only go off the cuff on this fucking podcast. I like not planning 'cause I hate planning, but planning is good sometimes. No it's not. It is. I need to plan. We're, I'm a Virgo and we have to improve and you can only improve when you plan. No. Yes. No. Yes. No, you can't. That's not the only way you think because you are a Virgo. Yeah. You're a Virgo. Yeah. No, you're the only, you're the only person that can come up with how to make things better. Yeah. No. Yeah. I think you just do it. Mm. I think you just do it and then see how it goes. You can do it with a plan. No, you can come up with your own plan. Exactly. I don't wanna know about it. That's what I'll do. Okay. Look at behind the scenes plan, and you're just like going along with the plan, even though you don't know you're going along with the plan. Then that's my own, that's my plan. So in the end, that's actually, that's my plan all along. So in the end, so my plan was actually to make you make your own plan. I don't care about, so in the end, you're following exactly what I say. Then I'm actually in, at the end of the day, you are following what I say because I'm the one who decided not to do a plan. Mm-hmm. And then I'm just getting to like live. I don't believe it's how, maybe we're both right. Maybe it's a win-win situation. Maybe we're both right. Maybe we should just shut up and get on with it. So we're gonna be taking a seasonal break and probably coming back in August. That's the plan. Yeah, let's, that's the plan, Jen. Let's say August, we're gonna be doing some things. Maybe we'll get a jingle. I want a jingle. I don't want a jingle. I want a jingle. Who's gonna make the jingle? Me. I'm gonna sing it. Please don't. Let's dig. Don't. I'm gonna unplug your microphone with math. I'm gonna unplug your microphone. I'm gonna unplug your microphone. We can get a jingle, we can get some more structure. We can hang out. Do we know someone who plays instruments? I don't want, and we don't need someone that we know who plays instruments. We can hire someone to do these things. You want to meet people with instruments. No. Exactly. That's that's annoying, isn't it? Oh, please bring your grand piano to my house. But like what do you think the vibe of the podcast is? To be like Jazzy. Jazzy. Yeah. Jazzy. Yeah. Jazzy. Sitting at the dinner table. Jazz. Jazz. Light. Jazz, light jazz, light jazz, light jazz, skip b boop, like light jazz, like you put it on like for a dinner? No, for like a romantic dinner with like a candle. Not with me. You're not. I'm sending that shit right off. Okay. Not with fucking me, not, we can make a, we can make a thing we're gonna be doing we'll just like improve the podcast a bit over the time that we're gone and like come up with experiences because it just saw the same person I was six months ago. Do you know what I mean? We're gonna come up with new experiences. We're gonna have new stories to tell. We're gonna, maybe we'll even have an actual segment that has like an actual, actual, actual to it. We have a really interesting summer planned yeah, we're gonna be here mostly, we're gonna be there in New York for pride. We're going all next week. It's gonna be hot as balls. I dunno if I'm gonna be able to handle it. We're gonna go to New York for pride and then we're gonna be in Ville for the 4th of July, which if you don't know where that is, look it up. I'm not gonna tell you. It's like two hours north of San Francisco. Exactly. I might go to Miami in July. That's crazy. Who knows? And then North Carolina staying put in July, and then we have some things in August, and then we'll bring the podcast back Hawaii. Do you wanna go to Hawaii? I wanna go to Hawaii. We're doing some traveling. We're doing a lot of domestic shit this summer. We're gonna be out and about in the Seattle, United States. Seattle. We're gonna be in Seattle. We're gonna be in the United States of America while we still have Wow. Gotta still enjoy it while we can. Ominous. Might go to war. Who knows, please. We're not doing that today. you say summer break, and in my mind, summer break is till September. No, because you go to school in August. My first day of school was always my birthday, August 25th. Oh, that's quite late. That is quite late. I thought it was earlier than that. It's always August 25th. Well, North Carolina at least, I can't speak for all the states, but it really sucks going to school on my birthday every single year. I've never went to school on my birthday. No one gave me any presents. Ever. Well, because it was the first day of school, not my birth. Like my birthday was secondary to the first day of school. Oh, that's sad. Wilma sucked. Did you have any friends though? Yeah, that's probably why you didn't get any gifts. I had friends. Oh, I had friends. You think I'm a fucking loner? You think I had no friends in school? You've told me you had no friends in school. I had a couple. I had a few. That is cute. Just 'cause I wasn't as popular as you does me. I didn't have friends. I never said that. Yeah, you did in your head. I never said that in your head. You did. And I never said that. In your did in your in your head. You did. If I did, I did. this summer is gonna be nothing other than streaming princess of power on repeat with my windows down with my tits, out with a bevy in one hand. Well, I should I put in the other hand, what should I put? There's so many things I could put in the other hand, honestly, from you yesterday. A joint. It could be a joint, it could be, but not with a bevy. Did you say in the car? What are you Just you, did you say in the car? Yeah, this is in the car. You're not driving. Oh, you're right. Did I I did say hand with hand and a joint. No. And you're gonna be driving the car? No, no, no. Also can't have an open container in a car, babe. You can. California doesn't have any email container laws. Yes it does. No it doesn't. Yes it does. No it doesn't. Yes it does. Google it. No, it doesn't. 'cause I always get in at an with a fucking high noon sometimes when I'm going from a, from one place to another. No, that's only in like limos. You can't have an open container in your car when you're driving. When you are driving. Yeah. Wait, if you are driving me around, I can drink in the passenger seat. No, you can't. That's illegal. Oh. It's not like I do it, so it's fine. That's illegal. The whole point of my little rant then was to say, I'm gonna fucking, in California, it is illegal to have an open container of alcohol in the vehicle, whether you were the driver or the passenger. Illegal. Illegal, oh. Oh, illegal. But then why can I do it in an Uber? You can't. Someone told you this once upon a time and they lied to you. Sometimes when you're on a roadie, you want a roadie. Yeah, but someone lied to you once upon a time and they said it was okay and then you've kept this. I just do it like if I'm like going from like one party to another party. Or like, we have people here and I'm going to like a party. Yeah, people do. That doesn't mean it's not illegal. I don't do illegal things. You guys, you guys, this summer is about a drink in one hand and something to smoke in the other hand. Nice. In the legal place. Where you can do in legal place is not behind a wheel. With my tits, definitely out this summer feels like frolicking in fields. Well, Jupiter, everyone. Jupiter just entered cancer. Mm. Left Gemini. That was a really crazy time actually. Mm-hmm. Left Gemini. We've entered so, so when it entered Gemini, it was brat Summer. We had brat summer because Jupiter was in Gemini. Oh, is that why? Through all summer. That makes sense. Because we were, we were being fucking psychotic at the best of times. Yeah. That was scary. Yeah, it was crazy. A little spooky. Yeah, it was insane, but, but fun. But this year it's about, let's be, let's, let's be domestic. Mm. Why do I keep saying dough? Domestic. Domestic. It's domestic. Let's like stay home. Let's travel, but not home in a hermit way. Not home in like our house. But that's not what cancer's about. I mean, you just described a cancer hermit crab, but that's not what we're doing this time. That's not what we're doing. We're staying close by. We're not, we're not doing too much. We're being demure. We're being, we're being, but we're also being sluts. Who's been a slut? Everyone. Yeah. It's not brat. Summer is not brat Summer. It is different energy. It's like it's more sensual. It's more like, it's more, it's more like, it's more like res, not reserved. It's more like, Ooh, come here. Good vibes. Yeah, that's the vibe. Uppers versus like mushroom. Yes. Yeah. Natural vibey. Yeah. Hippie, yeah. Connected to the earth. Oh yeah. But also partying. No, mostly the ocean. Okay. I'm feeling like Warry vibes. Okay. I wanna like dip. I'm wanna dip in. The pool of cancer is a water sign. Yeah. I, you don't have to tell me. Well, I have to tell them. Oh yeah. I really don't know what this episode's about anymore. So thank you so much for tuning into every single episode. I, I know you have. Fellow friend who is sitting around my dining table right now, fellow Ians, I will never do this podcast again. If you do that again, don't do that. Everyone. I have an announcement. I am this. I'm not doing the same. You can continue. It is the end of season one. It's the end of season one. No, we've been doing this for like 22 episodes. Is that actual, it's been like 20 something episodes. Is that actual Yeah, it's been like 27 episodes. Can I beat words that aren't fucking weird? Is that actual Yeah, it's been like 20 something episodes. That is crazy. Oh my God. I'm surprised. You're surprised. We kept doing this for so long. I'm surprised I kept doing it for so long. Honestly, I did get over it in the middle. I was like, I thought you were gonna crash out and leave. I should have. I still might the fucking, the day the, the, the, the day is, the day is young, as am I. And there's a lot of hours in the day now because of the solstice. So we're gonna see you in season two in August. If you really enjoyed this podcast, please go ahead and keep giving us five star reviews wherever you get your podcasts, specifically on Apple Podcasts. It really helps there. Um, spread the messages, spread the spread, the good gospel to your friends of the Less Dig In podcast, and we'll probably see you in August. You are you well today are you have a little fun. No, shimmy your shoulders. I would never do that. Do a little jig. Uh, shimmy my shoulders. Yeah. Shimmy your shoulders. Shimmy. Loosen up a bit. My shoulders have a little fun. I know how to have fun. Enjoy the day. Oh hmm. Coming from you. Mm. Coming from you. Fucking hell. Am I gonna punch you right now? I'm gonna punch you guys. This, this podcast is over and so are we. Divorce Babes. Divorce God. Right. Okay. Actually, by the Thanks for listening. This has been really fun. Season one was just a blast. Season one was a blast. We just had a good time. We talked some shit. We had some fun. Season. Two's gonna be the same, but if you wanna like go to our like, I don't know, Instagram. Yeah. Or like, let's dig in Instagram and maybe like, I don't know, send us like a DM or like write in the comments section or like write in the comments of like the, the Spotify or the, or the Apple Podcast or whatever the fuck. Omar knows so much about the back end of this podcast. I don't, I really don't really listen to that many podcasts. You know what I mean? I know what you mean. Don't really know what, what the like ins and outs of that is. So like, what were you saying? Yeah. Keep, keep on with that thought. The thought was there. I'm like, if you've got any suggest, not suggest constructive. I really will not take actual criticism, constructive feedback, be like what? Be like, oh, I really liked it when you did this one thing, or, I really liked it when you did that. One thing I wanna hear from you, the listener, how do you feel about the experience you've been having recently? Don't leave it in the reviews. Leave it in the comments so we can know about it. Only five stars and only five stars in the reviews, guys. It is been, it's been real. I'm gonna miss you. Um, I'm gonna be too busy to miss you, so, but I do love you. Yeah. Yeah. And we're gonna see you in August. Win in August. Don't know. That's a mystery. I'll never tell. Yeah. Let's, let's underpromise and then potentially over deliver. Potentially. Yeah. Potentially. Potentially. Maybe you'll get a lot. If you know anything about us, you know, we don't. We don't. We just don't. What? We just don't. I was like, I was gonna say we don't plan, but like, you fucking wanna plan so bad. Yeah. Gotta stick up your fucking ass. On that note, see you in August. Bye. Oh my God. Have a safe summer. Be just like safe hugs. Hags Hags. Have a great summer. Hags a thing. Yeah. Ha. Hags. You write in yearbooks in school. Hags. I wasn't the loser. Bye.