Aaron Rodgers is BACK in Pittsburgh! - EP 318 - GFP

This week the boys break down the return of Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers for what he says will officially be his final NFL season. They also react to the Steelers being selected to play in the first-ever NFL Paris Game against the Saints and dive into another legendary batch of Pittsburgh Scanner calls — including a mysterious “Cocaine Van” rolling through Carrick, a man hiding from the rain while hookers repeatedly approach his car, and an elderly woman getting kicked out of Goodwill who decided to moon employees on her way out.

Corndick of the Week gets ridiculous with a bank robber caught after allegedly using a third grader’s homework as his robbery note, Walmart somehow shipping 165 pool noodles in 165 separate boxes, and an Englishman claiming he became the first person to pull a police car with his dong while on fire. The guy, not his johnson.. Brother in Arms features the launch of the controversial Enhanced Games where athletes openly use steroids while competing for million-dollar bonuses, plus a 98-year-old WWII veteran setting a world record by completing a wing walk for charity. Add in Gear Grinders and another brutal round of What Would Greenfield Do, and you’ve got one hell of an episode.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:04

But the basement was like for him to get down there, I had a good nine seconds.

SPEAKER_05 0:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 0:09

You ain't catching me jerking while I can't.

SPEAKER_05 0:11

He was like, Mike, I'm gonna lean right up against you, you lean right on back against me. Look like Jesse Jackson, dude.

SPEAKER_07 0:18

We used to call him Reverend James Sharp.

SPEAKER_05 0:20

He was like, Michael, are you downstairs beating off right now?

SPEAKER_07 0:26

Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Green Flash Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Z Bard Zidel. With me as always, all the boys in the building. To the left of me, we've got my main man, PHK.

SPEAKER_05 0:38

Hello. How are you? Good to see you, Kenneth. Good to see you.

SPEAKER_06 0:41

Good to see you.

SPEAKER_05 0:42

And then to the right of me, making a special appearance. We got old Concrete Coke, Dr. Scholes. What's up, buddy? Concrete coke, what's up?

SPEAKER_07 0:52

And then we to the right of him, we got my main main man, my co-host, Angry John. What's up, Angry John? Hey. Okay. And then so, all right, guys, come hang out. Thursday, this Thursday, 8 to 10, Bored Bingo, Butler Street Derby. I'm hosting it. Uh, it's free. There's prizes, drink specials, uh, food specials, it's a lot of fun, a lot of laughs. Uh, special shout out to our sponsor. Uh, this week uh Capasudo's Pizza, 412, 521-6570, best pizza in Greenfield, and they'll actually make it unlike Rialto's. You won't make your food and you'll show up and they just don't have your food ready.

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SPEAKER_09 1:46

All right.

SPEAKER_07 1:47

So let's get dude checking.

SPEAKER_05 1:49

Surely it's been a few months. How you been? I was like two weeks ago with you guys. Were you? Yeah, man. Oh man. You don't remember that. That's how big of an impact I made. Yeah, I go at the CDE. Yeah, well, don't leave all. Yeah. So you know two weeks staying. What's that? Uh nothing, man. Busy weekend. You know, I'm sorry I missed Athena's birthday. Happy Athena. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_06 2:11

Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_05 2:12

I uh was just booked. I had a baptism. Uh it was cool, it was nice. Mike Clark was a godfather, you know. He was like, he was like Anthony. He was like, you have a great head of here. I'm like, he's on the teller, but what is it? Channel four. Channel four. What's he do to? He's anchor?

SPEAKER_07 2:31

Yeah. So he's like a big guy. I can't believe you don't want to fuck Mike Clark.

SPEAKER_05 2:35

So he's like Paul Pucker from Family Guy. No, he's cool as hell. Yeah, he's a very nice guy. You're just there, like just shredding people. No, no, he was like, he was like, Rosa, you look great. I was like, Mike, I was like, pump your brakes, kid. Yeah. I see the beards trimmed now. Yeah. He tightened it up after that. Nah, I put some oil in it, babe. Oil. He's like a flower. Next week it's gonna be brown. It's gonna be a baby. He's gonna be the beige, dude. Yeah, a little like Satan.

SPEAKER_06 3:10

So you did a little payback. I remember last week Rosa was a little jealous of Sholy talking to people. So now we got a little payback. I remember two weeks ago. Z bird now. I remember that. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:21

Rosa remembers.

SPEAKER_06 3:22

We're calling you the silver fox two weeks ago. I hit that for Rosa. What's up, Moses?

SPEAKER_05 3:29

You told these motherfuckers you won't let on nobody at these events? You didn't insult anybody or hit on anybody at these events. You may have insulted people. But that's my thing, John. I don't know. I don't I mean it's all good fun. It's all good fun. I'm a nice guy. That's it. It's how I know we went. Are you gonna be invited back? Well, we'll see. It's only uh Tuesday. By Wednesday, I'll know who I offended. Balls are trickling. Yeah, right. So yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:56

Dude, it was funny. Like we had like a three-day weekend. It was like the literally the second we got off work until fucking like last night. It just rained. Yesterday was beautiful.

SPEAKER_05 4:08

Yeah, yesterday. Well it rained in the morning for a little bit, and then it then it turned gorgeous. You know, after that. I went on it yesterday for true. Like I was outside. It was nice yesterday. Josie like made us fire up the slip and slide. I'm like, I hate this thing. I don't know why. Dude, it blew a hole. I'd go to get some like gutter tape and fix the holes. Yeah, it was a flex seal on it. Uh dude, yep. Flex seal tape. Fucking right, dude. I mean, it cost you like $23 for a roll. It's worth it.

SPEAKER_07 4:36

That dude fucking sailed across the Atlantic for it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:40

On the screen door, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_07 4:42

Yeah, it'll fucking, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

It'll be that is good shit, though. I bought like a gallon of it before, like trying to fix my roof at the shop, dude. It's worth every every bit of that $110. Didn't that guy end up smoking crack? He was smoking flexious, actually. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 4:58

Oh, that's the dude, the pillow guy.

SPEAKER_05 5:00

My Michael.

SPEAKER_06 5:01

He was smoking crack first. Then he began to get a big thing. His book. Did you ever see his book? It's a hologram. When you turn it one way, it's him, it's his mugshot with him all fucked up on cracking. He turned the other way. It's like his picture with its crossest business picture. Yeah, he's got my pillow. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

He's the bastard. Then there was the other guy. Yeah, he was the dude that like that. Billy Black Billy. He was from the Billy Days. Billy Mays. Yeah, Billy Hayes Maze. He's Ron's Billy Hayes Mays. That's like fucking twins. Yeah, he liked the party. He smokes crack like Daryl Strawberry and does cocaine like Tony Montana. That dude was fucking great. He was like the original, like loud, obnoxious fucking TV salesman guy. You're a fantastic operator. You were so pumped up on dumb, he's like, you know what I'm gonna do for you. You make your cookies, Martin.

SPEAKER_07 5:55

The days of infomercials were dumb, but like in the 90s, I watched a documentary about how big of an impact it was like.

SPEAKER_05 6:02

I used to I know you used to sit up and watch I watched a documentary about infomercials. I thought you were saying you sit up and watch infomercials. I did. I do we all have. I always I always tell the story about how you can jerk off to the girls going out. Yeah, everybody's yeah, everybody's giggle. You could really matter. That's what they were doing. They were like, yes, they threw that carrot out in there just really the whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 6:25

Everyone ever actually ever seen it. I never made it through the city. But that was in the halfway house, right?

SPEAKER_05 6:29

No, the halfway house I seen no. No, I'm not jagging you off. I thought that was a home shelter. So you're right. A little less than halfway, huh? A little less than halfway.

SPEAKER_07 6:40

Dude, it's a Washington City mission. I was like 22 years old. Fucking, I got moved, I like upgraded. They had a park where there was a house. There was like six people in the house. I would sneak down in the basement in the morning. There was a TV down there, and I could watch the infomercial wall. All the old dudes were sleeping. I would jack off to it. And like that was like great.

SPEAKER_05 6:58

You know what I mean? And this one dude started getting up earlier and earlier, and I'm like, you fucking owed the job. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was on to you. Dude, I don't know. Did he want to jerk off with you? He was gonna watch me. He was in the living room, but then I could hear him meandering. That like fucked everything up. Yeah, it'll throw you out of your mode. But the basement was like, for him to get down there, I had a good nine seconds. Yeah. Yeah, catch me jerking while I could say, Mike, I'm gonna lean right up against you, you lean right on back against me.

SPEAKER_07 7:27

Dude, it was an old black dude that had Jerry curl. It looked like Jesse Jackson, dude. We used to call him the Reverend James Sharp.

SPEAKER_05 7:34

He was like, Michael, are you downstairs beating off right now? Yeah. But yeah, but that's that when you saw the actual. I've never seen any infomercial later on down the road. When you start making some money, our boy fucking stuck at it. I don't know why he had the girls go. It was the bootleg. It wasn't enough for stucks for the infomercial. He needed the whole thing. Yeah, he needed the whole thing. He got it. He was like, Frank, let me see your credit card. He saw the good shit on this commercial. Yeah, it sucked.

SPEAKER_07 8:05

It was all staked.

SPEAKER_05 8:06

Disappointing.

SPEAKER_07 8:07

The whole thing staked. Not if it was girls going wild, it was just horizontal. It was horizontal. I watched a documentary about girls going wild. It was like the whole thing was fucking bullshit. And he got that dude got that dude made a lot of money off that. He actually made most of his money off the Kim Kardashian film because when the Kardashian, when Kim Kardashian released the sex tape, they went to him to release it. So he was like a smut peddler from way back.

SPEAKER_05 8:38

Yes. It was him and one night Parasultan. Yes. Okay. What was it? They were all accidents, weren't they? Oh no, this dude's hooked up with Parasil. Oh, he's the one that banged Parasil. Yeah. Who was it? Oh, it was Rage and Kim Kardashian. Did you see him get knocked out the other day? Who? Rage? Yeah. Like who? They had some like celebrity fucking fucking Raging. Isn't he about to die or something? He looked like he was. It didn't look like Raging. And this dude caught him with like a sleeper fucking jab. He was like, alright, wrong.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

Just do a celebrity poker match.

SPEAKER_05 9:09

Like, yeah, he's hurting for money, dude. Celebrity poker match. I don't think he got paid to do. Well, he got a celebrity knocked the fight. Celebrity fights, you definitely get paid. Yeah, he got like $36. But they're fucking, yeah. Not even heard of it. Obviously, he didn't make any fucking money off it. I think I saw it off. I mean, I didn't. I mean, but like he's that's not he's not enough of a draw. No, yeah. I can't remember he was fighting. The dude he was fighting, like, I I could not, I don't even, I don't even know his name. They just found some tough ass dude like me. No, it was like he was way bigger than dude. Dude just jabbed him. He was he like he tried to land into him, and the dude just stuck out the way my man hit the fucking ropes, dude. I don't know, I don't know what it was. I actually seen it. Uh one of our like childhood friends who like haste, but one I can't remember what it was, but one of them posting it, and they were like, damn, right? And I watched the video, and then I you know I wasn't saying what it was. But he still he he's he slamhoged gimcord action. Now I always wondered he said that he got fucked over on that video because he barely got anything out of it, right? But that I mean that's like being a male porn star. You know, you don't get nothing to trim out of it. I know, but Dane he knew, but like Dane at the time though, he was he was like something. He was like at the time, yeah. He wasn't fighting people and getting beat up, he was like singing the songs. He was like, check out on Randy and Randy, I think he was hurt too. Yeah, who'd she marry? Who'd she marry a bat like Dwayne Wade? That's Gabrielle Union. Uh what they think they all like. She's fucking hot, but I mean I'm just saying, I thought Brady confused anyway. Ray J slam hauled down. I mean that that thing was I mean, Ray J had a four on it. You can't use that whole thing. His dick had an elbow. Yeah, yeah. He should have used it to knock his to block that fucking jab and knock him the fuck out. He needed like a mini crane. He was front heavy, fell down. He needed a mini crane to lift his caulk into her, dude. You know what I mean? Like, holy fuck. He was like, everybody knows I'm front heavy. Yeah. He blew her gasket up. But like, dude, yeah. So that dude, that dude's swimming in money the fucking but he uh didn't he get sued over that whole girls gonna wild thing. Yeah, people like he got out of it because he everyone signed call. And then I think the problem was there was miners. But they and they they had signed, they showed fake IDs, right? So they were like either way, that thing turned into like tattoo. Yeah, yeah. Zebra was jerking off the numbers shoulder, yeah, possibly two 12-year-olds. Hypothetically purpose at the time. Hypothetically, they sort of do like girls going wild. They like he did like a million of them. Oh, there was like 27. There was like girls going wild this, girls going wild that, and then it was just like everyone, yeah. Yeah, they did every five. It was like Debbie does Dallas.

SPEAKER_07 12:05

They would go to it, they would pretend like they were gonna show you the chicks in the nightclub, and they didn't. They those girls were just randomly in the video. Yeah, they tell you. They did like strippers, they said that's what it was actually almost all the videos. Which ain't I mean there's nothing wrong with naked strippers. I'm just saying, like, yeah, it was the excitement was like the chick you see at the nightclub finger banging herself. That was cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:28

But it was all fucking lie. Everything's a lie. Yeah. John, how was your how's your weekend? It was good. It was uh I said it was birthday. Yeah. Yeah. It was cold. The rain did not affect the children from going outside and doing their thing. Hooping and horse. Yeah. Good food, good time. Golf Sunday, I stunk. Not as bad as Jack Welsh, but I still didn't play great. And then I came home and like helped with the first time I've got to go. Kids' parties, second. I played better the first time. Kids' parties, I don't know if you have this problem with your wife, Kenny. You're probably gonna get in a fight with your wife. This is 13 years. Is it even a party without a fight? It's like it's not even it wasn't a fight. It was more like that books back and forth, like whether or not you're like doing enough. Yeah. Or you know what I mean? Like she was like real friendly at the beginning of the week. It was like, you should go off Sunday.

unknown 13:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:28

Now these parties get. She was like, you know, we'll be ready. And then Sunday that goes in.

SPEAKER_06 13:36

Sunday comes and you had you haven't pressure wash the deck, right?

SPEAKER_05 13:39

Yeah, and then y'all pressure wash the deck, dude. The one here, uh did a pressure wash of the deck. I remember I was like, Did it rain? What is it called? Yeah, yeah. Like buy new shit. It's what a what a waste.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

Those were good hot dogs, uh I'll let you know the next two weeks. We got a party coming up Saturday. So I'll let you know.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

Yeah, it's like one of them things that you just kind of like it's a lot. Like two kids' birthdays in like two months is a lot. Maria's is usually easier. We're usually like go to like Dave and Buster's. Yeah. And they clean up. You had two birthdays. I'll start until probably two in the morning just trying to like clean up so it would be so hell of this. Yeah. Yeah, you had two birthdays in the community. Yeah, ready to go to somebody else's. Expensive leads. That's it. Make a fucking mess. Yeah, that's a lot of hurt people's feelings and then get out of there. That's it. It's a lot of it's a lot of hosting and it's a lot of yeah.

SPEAKER_07 14:31

Spending money, too. Oh, the money. I'm sure them parties ain't cheap.

SPEAKER_05 14:36

Nothing's cheap anymore, dude. Like buying a cake is fucking cheaper. Especially, especially like that's an order for $50. Well, dude, I got uh Jan. I was like, Janet, we need a cake. Just to say happy birthday. My sister Danielle made that strawberry pretzel salad, which I love. She was like, nobody even wanted this cake. There's all like the pretzel salad. I was like, I know, but the cake was for like happy birthday. You gotta have a cake. I got shit for that. I was just getting shit. I thought the cake was good. I don't know. You eat some of that cake? I had two pieces of the vanilla cake? Yeah. I had plenty more. Yeah, yeah. I actually took a corner piece which was loaded with icing. You like the icing?

SPEAKER_08 15:13

Yeah. And then I I you know what I mean. Like I fucking loaded up with some ice cream on it. I was like, yeah, fucked it up. I mean, I also took some pretzel salad.

SPEAKER_05 15:21

Um Z Bird did take like a quart of pretzel salad. I didn't was a lot left over, though. They did make two of them. They made me make matter of fact. I'm gonna eat some of that one.

SPEAKER_07 15:31

They were like, they were like, hey, they're like, hey, take some of this home. I'm never gonna turn down desserts or anything. I'm like, yeah, absolutely. But the glizzies were always like, I burnt these hot dogs. He ain't burnt them, he cooked them before. I love them.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

I like a burnt glizzy.

SPEAKER_05 15:45

As soon as he brought them in, I had six glizzies. So like I was like, You literally smashed six glizzy? Smash it. But you know, I was there for four hours. Yeah, yeah. How many glizzies were you firing up there? Smiths. So I was on yesterday. I got some Smiths, dude. Snapping. They were like the skinless ones, and I burnt. Like, I didn't mean to burn them, I just had to grill so fucking it. It was like a charcoal grill, and then you know it's like, uh, is this hot here? Right. They were so they were like, oh, they're burnt. And everybody was like, is there any more of those hot dogs? I'm like, fuck you guys, you ain't getting no more fucking glizsies. Were you skinless or did they have the skin on? No, I'm an American. I get skin. Natural cases. You gotta snap that when you fight. See, I got enough skin. Like a slim jumper. Yeah, dude, he's not gonna have enough skin on the skin. I gotta get the skinless on my wiener.

SPEAKER_06 16:32

You took the five. I can't leave it too that long.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

Yeah. Yeah, my kids do like the skinless, but we got the ones with the skin. They were fire. Any wiener that's like slightly burnt is freaking, dude. So I started out the same way, like my grill, like I had it up real hot to clean it. Yeah. And then I try to leave it up a little bit. Then I just throw the fire food on these glizzies cooked in like three minutes. I was like, Oh no, dude. Dude, I cook the most burnt glizzies.

SPEAKER_07 16:59

I like have you know what I mean? Because people were like, I knew, like, you know, as long as I was under the guns, I found the burnished ones and glitz.

SPEAKER_05 17:05

Let me help out my dog and he's six burnished glizzies.

SPEAKER_06 17:08

I can find the opposite burgers and shit. I want them rear black, but which is the black sticky burnt glizzies are the way to go.

SPEAKER_05 17:15

Yeah, you like you see like rare hamburgers? Yeah, we try buddy. I like buddy, yeah. Yeah, yep. Dude, yes, I was like, Oh, dude, did you ever see that dude who's like be a man? Ask everybody. It's like that dude he does reels. He's like he's like, he's like, be a man. Ask everybody how they like their burger cook and then just cook them all the same. Yeah, that's how I did it. Yeah, he's like your wife's crying. I'm not good enough at the grow to like give you a specific fucking burger. He's like, Your wife's crying, go have another beer. Be a man. Yeah, yeah. That guy's great. Yeah, how's it? How you like how you like burn good. Right. Okay, medium rare. Here, this is me for yourself. I like I know I'm overly rare, so I wouldn't cook the way I like it for other people.

SPEAKER_06 17:56

I know I'm not gonna throw another piece of it. What a hamburger? Yeah. Yeah, overly rare rare? Yeah, for not for me. You can overcook it if it's on there for too long. For me, I wouldn't. I'll eat I'll eat the whole spectrum besides like rare, rare, no, rare, rare. Steak? Yeah. Oh, I put a steak on a minute on each side or fucking one inch steak and fucking turns that thing.

SPEAKER_05 18:15

Yeah, I like I like it medium. Medium. I mean, if if if it's like if it's done right, medium rare to me is perfect.

SPEAKER_07 18:24

A lot of times when you say medium rare, you get mooing still.

SPEAKER_05 18:28

I don't want to see that purplish color, dude. I say rare. I want to get that purple shot. Medium rare medium, I don't like it. Don't know what we're cooking. That's a pro that's a problem with getting medium. I like pink, dude. Don't give me that purplish black.

SPEAKER_06 18:39

I like a blue, they call it a blue sticker.

SPEAKER_05 18:40

Yeah, I don't like when it's still like when it's like cool center. It can move at me.

SPEAKER_07 18:47

Wait, but like they call like the Pittsburgh search. Pittsburgh. No, no, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 18:50

When I used to cook, it was weird on each side.

SPEAKER_07 18:53

Yeah, you go like this.

SPEAKER_05 18:54

Cook it on your cast iron because they and it's fucking like they would cook literally on a vulture still.

SPEAKER_06 18:59

They would cook them on this red steel coming out at lunch, the steel mill guys, and it would fucking would still be red. They'd take the lunch, steak lunch. It's like yeah, the Pittsburgh Red Park steak fit. All rightfully English. Just that took one moment before I came to the next.

SPEAKER_07 19:14

We were we were John's uh nephew uh son, too. They were like brought up this conversation. It was like, what would you eat for like your last meal?

SPEAKER_08 19:22

I think like everyone said steak. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 19:25

I was like, yeah, I was like, I I'm I think steak for me. Yeah, I've even ever since I knew what I was a kid, like dude. Oh like strips, I'm a strip steak guy just because it can cook a little easier. Yeah, everybody like Rosalind picked fillets, fillets are good, but like they're dry as fuck. They're hard to cook. I want like a Delmonico, dude. Oh my god. I want you know I'm a Delmonico, yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah, that's one of the flavors, John. You know that. Dude, that strip at this, they get the strip. You don't gotta eat that. You don't have to eat that. You might want to take a little nibble up. You want to cook it on there, and look, look, if you have it and it's like a little bit like burnt on the edge, yeah. Yeah, I'll know that.

SPEAKER_06 20:04

You know, you like my steak rare delicious salsa.

SPEAKER_05 20:07

Yeah, yeah. When you said Delmonica, I was I swear to god about that. I love it Delmonica. You know the little piece on the side, yeah. The little fatty piece. That's my favorite part. Listen, it's the best piece. This dude, when we went to, we used to go to Capitol Grove for uh Christmas dinners. Yeah. Like all of our friends, yeah. He was like, dude, you gotta get the porcini rub, thumbing in Delmonica. I'm like, I don't know, I'm a little many. And then I got that. I'm like, I never changed, I never looked back. Yeah. The fucking Delmonico with the porcini rub is hard. It's like a mushroom dust. It's like they were like, they crushed the mushrooms, it was like it's like basalmic rubbed. Yeah, it's just like it's age shit. Fucking ball. It's just a rub. So it's not like actual mushrooms on it. No, it's like a mushroom dust, and then like you said, they finish it with a balsamic vinegar, like uh like a glycerin. It's almost like a basalt. The basalmic gets like a little hard. No, great. You're gonna like you're gonna you're gonna drop some fucking. Oh, that's the thing. We used to go to Capitol Grove and get shit faced, and then you get your steak and like we're not even eating. It could have been from fucking Denny's. It doesn't fucking matter. And then and then you get a bill and you're like, wait a second, $700 a couple? What? Shit.

SPEAKER_07 21:15

Is that one of them things when you get when you go out to eat? Like, do you even like you really can't itemize it? You're just like, man, it's X amount.

SPEAKER_05 21:22

Don't look at the prices. Or no, I'm saying like this. Would you split it? But say the bill's like, let's just say it's $2,800. There's four couples. You it doesn't matter what you got, everyone's pitching in the same. I hate when people are like, well, I didn't do this. I can't I mean, what do you mean you guys are counting traits? Sorry, you drink three bottles of water. Sorry, you got the oysters. Yeah, yeah, that sucks. I hate going out to dinner and then you're like, they're gonna be around. If I just do that, yeah. Right. You know what I mean? I just see I like it when it gets when it starts to get in the place like that. I've been doing it. Somebody before we grew up with who like before the bill came, like threw like money out here. I'll see you later. It was like 40 bucks. The bill came everybody at 100.

SPEAKER_07 22:03

You're like, are you talking about that time up at the no?

SPEAKER_05 22:07

This was another time. Uh different person. This was at like the melting pot. I'm like, because I don't know if you didn't know melting pot's prices, or you really had to go somewhere. Like that 40 bucks didn't cover anything. Yeah, that didn't cover your drinks or that was like the one time we were fucking starving, and like we met up. We're that we eat that it was the same place with Sarah's. Love that place. I don't know. I don't think it's I don't I think they might have closed down actually. Yeah, that place was good by Chenley High School. Yeah, it was good. We like all wet. And then like our one friend came and brought two people with them for some reason. And they had been partying for two days. So they weren't that hungry, but like they still were like drinking and they were like holding up at progress and like it was just a nightmare.

SPEAKER_08 22:47

And because that person didn't eat, they didn't eat as much, they definitely drank, like they threw like I swear to god, like a like a 20.

SPEAKER_05 22:56

And like, yeah, that early, right? Yeah, that the beverages like the bill was fucked up. Like, wait a minute. Remember, the bill was weird that it was weird. It was I hate that. I hate that. Yeah, but I mean, all right, you can't be the guy that take, take, takes and don't give nothing. That that's just ridiculous. Right. Somebody somebody ate a dessert and gives a shit. Right. The bill's a thousand bucks. 250, 250, 250, 250. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you don't want to be in a county like that. With the bill in front of like everybody.

SPEAKER_06 23:26

Look, if you want to go out to a place that doesn't do separate checks, you've got to be ready to catch up equally for everybody. And the thing is, I'm gonna get separate checks.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

I mean that guy's I've been out to book like people, not even expensive, but okay, you're in Eaton Park, and they're like, well, so we got um salad ball. Yeah. I listen to that. I'll be listening at my table. I'm listening to you be cheap over there. Yeah. Yeah, that's the guy I'm never going to eat with.

SPEAKER_08 23:51

That's why that's why I always get dessert because I don't drink it. I'll get three desserts.

SPEAKER_05 23:55

Yeah, right. I'll teach you a crazy for one of my middle lights and I'm paying you to teramisu. Right. Works out. Right. If Zebur goes out and he's a tricky, if Zebird puts out his girl, there's girl ain't drinking, and then like everybody else's girl drink, yeah, like 12 stooley dolies. Them fucking things are. No, that's absurd. Yeah. Because those fucking things are like $29. You almost want to take like the drink down, like there. That's a drink. You know what? They drank your fair, you're part of the check. You're good.

SPEAKER_07 24:22

But yeah, so I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. How's everything going, Kenny?

SPEAKER_06 24:29

I got the Gordon in Gordon in this weekend in between the rings and shit. Did you? What do you what'd you plant? Tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, hot peppers, some hot peppers, some bell peppers, banana peppers, some pepper.

SPEAKER_05 24:42

You got the little tiny ones there. Like you got a little bit of a big thing.

SPEAKER_06 24:44

Yeah, I did this year. Somebody bought them. We pitched, they went to 380 auction and we got to get this pepper is a great pepper. I think they're the cayenne, I believe. Yeah. They'll be legal with hot ones. Uh Roma. I did more Romas this year for the sauce. Less uh I got beefsteak and heirlooms. Yeah. But I don't eat as many tomatoes. I just got making sauce. So I just did a bunch of Romas. What did you just say about the old, what's the name is?

SPEAKER_05 25:08

Called 380 auction. It's like they sell flowers and shit. Oh, there's some other they sell. You want tomatoes? It's what it's a Sam's Meats restaurant. You need a wheelbarrow tire? Yeah. Oh, wait, you need grease for your fucking axle? They sell everything. You say it's Sam's firecrack. It's Sam's Meets Restaurant, Depot Meets Walmart. Real fireworks? No, I made that up. It's like sparklers. It's probably fireworks. If you talk to a guy, it's probably fireworks though. They had a big fire down there. They didn't miss a beat. Yeah, they burnt down their greenhouse or they caught on fire. They didn't burn it down, but it caught on fire, and then they were up in like two weeks running. Yep. Louis St. Joan, we might say. It's like past Murray's though, right? Yeah. Yeah. He said he was talking about getting flowers from there or something. Dude, they have everything. My dad's a big gardener. You know what I mean? Yeah. Get like the potting soil. Because he likes to do everything for like a fucking seed. Yeah, I started mine in St. Patrick's Day's when I started my seeds. He'll get like a tomato from last year and like scrape out the seeds and like put us like save. That's what I did. What the fuck is this in a seed? You get your best tomatoes. Well, he does it. He likes it. He keeps them off my life.

SPEAKER_06 26:16

I'll get you potting soil. St. Patrick's Day's your market. You'll start him around right around St. Patrick's Day. I had to go get him a ton of mushrooms manure.

unknown 26:23

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 26:24

Smells like it. And then I got to go to Flowers in New York. Like I thought. Yeah. Birthday party or something. I was going to fucking go to three trips to Home Depot when you're doing all that shit. You know, the one time I went, I had switched shorts, didn't have my wallet. I'm like a car full of shit. I'm like, Kelly, send me a picture of my car and my ID. I'm going to go to customer service and see if I can work a sign. And they let me. Really? I said, Look, I mean, I'm I've returned shit on his car. I said, I talked to the manager first. He said, Go ahead and get in line. We'll let you do it then. Lady called him over. He's like, I talked to this guy personally. It's okay. We usually can't do it.

SPEAKER_07 26:58

That is the nice thing about today today's day and age. If you have, and then like if you have your phone, you Apple Pay. Yeah. You can do that too. Like, there's been twice.

SPEAKER_06 27:07

Yeah, I think it's done. Yeah. Well, I said, I was going to go up and say, Can I just make us like a pickup order?

SPEAKER_05 27:13

You know, I have it in time or a line. That's nice too. Kelly can call, pay for it.

SPEAKER_06 27:19

I had one of the kids with me too.

SPEAKER_05 27:21

It was like going to be a hassle if I go back to it. That's a half a day. You've got to make two trips back. I used to do that all the time, like do like the pickup order thing, but not pay for it because we were out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Or it's not good. They did that once on accident. On accident. It called Joe Show. He's like, hey, all this stuff. They won't let me return it.

SPEAKER_06 27:41

Then we went to Ice Cream last night with Sammy, everybody. Why not? Yeah. And uh I paid with my card. And then today I went to pay with my card somewhere else, and then my car's not in my wallet. Like, what the fuck happened in my card? I never lose my card.

SPEAKER_09 27:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:53

So I had to use another card, pay for shit today. And uh then uh I had to call kids, pause, put put someone to find a card. Why did you lose it? And then I had to call and put it on pause, and then I went home and I found a card. It was in my shirt pocket. I didn't put it back in my wallet. Hey, that's full of ice cream, getting the kids in the car, so I must have just did this. I had to go through the hamper and I find a card, and so it's all good. I had to uncancelled the card. So that was that pockets your ass so nicely when you think. Both times I was, you're 41st in line. Would you like us to call you back? Yeah, I'm not gonna wait 40 minutes. Thanks. I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_05 28:23

What bank you got? Uh, this is dollar bank. Uh if you die, I don't know if they had to.

SPEAKER_06 28:27

I could, I don't know. The lady said you could have done this on the app, stupid. Basically, she called me stupid. You can try to answer, but she said, so now if I do this while I have you on the phone, I was in the car, I you got a call back to do it. So I say, you know, I'd go watch you, just go ahead and pause it in case somebody does have it. I gotta I can't be fucking around driving. I didn't want to do it. I didn't know what I was doing, so then I had to call back.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

That's why I had to call it twice because it was stupid and didn't realize go online. Tell me if you guys don't think it's weird.

SPEAKER_07 28:50

Today I went to Costco and there was like a food truck out in front of Costco, and they were selling a product. I'm not gonna name it because they might be good, I'm not saying they're bad people, but the window of the food truck was closed. They were sitting in the driver and passenger seat and didn't look like they wanted to be bothered. And I'm like, guys, if you're food cooking? No, it was it was for ice cream. Uh uh. I was like, if you want to sell ice, like open that fucking thing. Yeah, this ain't the way to do it. There's no menu out front. Like, I I love ice cream. I would have bought ice cream, but I had no idea what the fuck, like what the menu was like.

SPEAKER_05 29:24

Yeah, are you here picking up product or are you here to sell shit?

SPEAKER_07 29:26

No, they were definitely selling because maybe they're just fuck it. Close the window, take a break. Might have been. Might have been. I just like I think if you get that spot, it's a prime spot at Costco. There ain't no breaks that time. You take a break when you get out.

SPEAKER_06 29:39

That's why they weren't leaving. Yeah, it's right.

SPEAKER_07 29:43

I ain't got time to bleed. Like Jesse the body that's over said. Predator, yep.

SPEAKER_08 29:51

Uh Aaron Rodgers is back. He signed a one-year deal. It's gonna be his last year. Uh, he was at OTA's. Um, I definitely think it's gonna be his last year. You know, I think he just got a lot of time. Yeah, he already said that.

SPEAKER_05 30:03

He's saying I'm done after this. Yeah, right. What was his contract?

SPEAKER_07 30:06

How much does he get in a 22, 22 or 23 million, and there's like 3 million incentives. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:14

Malkin's sorry. We gave him a few.

SPEAKER_06 30:15

I saw that before. Speaking of, you know, what a best player, not that Rogers ain't a good player, but look at the look at the difference between five and a million for one.

SPEAKER_07 30:24

I would rather have Rogers and Malkin, I'll be honest.

SPEAKER_05 30:26

I mean, Malkin's uh probably less money to play here. Yeah, but he probably went from what eight eight million to five million. He took twenty-one years? Yeah. Plus, it's either that or you're going back to to Russia playing. He probably wouldn't play Florida. Yeah, you're I mean Yoggers still fucking plays in the Russians.

SPEAKER_06 30:44

He's a feat in nature.

SPEAKER_05 30:46

I tell you, Yogger owns the team. Yeah, he owns the team. Not that he's not in great shape, but like he yeah, he's a freak of hot. Yeah, dude. Did you see when uh he came back here and they were like making fun of him? They were like, uh, last time when he was good, she wasn't even alive yet.

SPEAKER_06 31:02

He yeah, he said like he said like she he said when we were winning the cups, all these real she wasn't boring yet. Whatever something like that.

SPEAKER_05 31:09

Yeah, there it was funny as hell, Yogger, too.

SPEAKER_07 31:11

Actually, they did that all his bobbleheads were missing. And then he did that video, which was fucking hilarious, where he buckled up the little bobblehead and he said, Let's go find your brothers.

SPEAKER_05 31:23

You know what I'm talking about? It was funny as fuck, dude. Yawger's a man, dude. Yar Mayor Weather. I think I still have like a voucher for his bobblehead. I never got my yeah, dude. Get that motherfucker. Them bobbleheads are worth them bobbleheads are worth cup, dude. So some of them are worth a lot of fucking money. They ever find that truck? Yeah, yeah, they ended up finding it. It was in California. No, they got they got all of them back, and then people had vouchers you were able to get the bobblehead. Stolen returned bobblehead. It's kind of cool. Yeah, he got to he got to fucking check the Slovakian army on the case. They they did that to an Otani truck load of bobbleheads. Yeah, I wouldn't be bad if I you know if I was on the other end of that deal. Fuck no, like them skin bobbleheads were going for fucking at that day, they were selling for 200 apiece.

SPEAKER_07 32:16

The Mac Miller one was selling for 225.

SPEAKER_05 32:20

Hidden bobblehead trucks, yeah. Yeah, like yeah, oh dude, that'd be so well. You think I can't take a pinch? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't tell him your last name. I'll only give him your first name. That dude was the best. Fat June Carla. He you know, he was you know, he was a rapper in Boston. I could say that. Yeah, that's how they met him. Like, and he ended up being he was like Maki Mock, listen to my demo thing. Yeah, he played it.

SPEAKER_09 32:49

He he played a good beautiful hey it worked.

SPEAKER_05 32:57

Played a good poet bank robber. They uh that's so you fucking drive, that guy, right? Yeah, yeah, the wheel. I loved it. Get to the fucking bridge, get to the switch, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 33:10

Yeah, yeah, get to the switch. But yeah, Aaron Rodgers back. I'm fucking pumped. I mean, they were saying it was like they were definitely like hyping up a little hard, which you have to expect them to, but then for them to basically be like, they drafted another guy this year in the third round. Yeah, and they brought him, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:26

I mean, it's like, how much do we really believe in Lil Hard? I guess they're gonna get rid of my man Mason Rudolph. Uh dude, he might be trade bait right now, though. Honestly. Dude, they already did, and they left him and come back, they could do whatever makes it. Did you hear the Ravens put out an absurd trade offer for uh JPJ? The Ravens were trying to poach uh Joey Porter Jr. Adam Schefter, I didn't read the whole article because obviously ADD, but uh he was Adam Schefter reported that the Ravens were trying to like sell the farm to get Joey Porter Jr. I think you know what that was offered? I don't know what they offered. Like I said, I didn't read it. No, it was it was big.

SPEAKER_06 34:05

The title of the article said it was Adam Schefter's name in there. I didn't see shit on it.

SPEAKER_05 34:11

I saw less than truly saw. I mean, I'm thinking how big was it? Like, I don't know. I don't know what the package was. I didn't, you know, I was taking a shit. I had to go to work. They already got they got that one dude that Kyle Hampton, he's the same guy. I ain't gonna lie, dude. They they fucking made like some decent moves, I think. This uh lying, huh? Check out this article. It came up, so it's obviously you know, there's something out there. But yeah, I mean they didn't do it. What's that thing? Juwan Brisker or whatever? No, the Jets C B D said there's no solid reporting. Adam Schefter's a liar. You gotta watch, dude, because sometimes dude, there's like a lot of fake shit like that. Oh, they were said Adam Schefter reported. Like, I gotta take a shower and go to the show. But that's how they'll I mean they're just me. So the movie, dude. I'm gonna dunk it. But it was big, guys. It was big, dude. Like, they were gonna give him the whole fucking work. Yeah, they're gonna give him a war jacks and they were like for Jakey. Yeah, no, so reporting is the ball to the city. All right, first time I was wrong. Yeah, what is this? You were mistaken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I was wrong with stupid. I thought I was wrong, what's too big? Lawrence knows. No, there's always something that will like show like the story, and then you gotta like read who's like doing the article, and you're like, this is fake. Well, usually I'll look at it, and if there's like a bunch of laughing faces, it means it's like complete bullshit. That's in the comments, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 35:36

Right, but like, you know, when you see though like uh the reels or whatever, but they're like the the big thing is now is like they have AI models, like totally fake chicks, they're hot still, and like they suck me in because they'll be like hottest gym teacher ever. And it's like this odd ass chick, and the whole like everything in the video is fake. She's like bending over little shorts, and you're like, you're like, damn, gym teacher is fire.

SPEAKER_05 35:57

Like, oh my gosh, yeah. That's wait a minute. There's no way to say and I sort of do a little research, it's fake, but why not look? I mean, so who's doing an AI model?

SPEAKER_06 36:09

Does it even count?

SPEAKER_05 36:10

Uh don't get him started up.

SPEAKER_06 36:12

I mean, it counts, right? I mean it counts as what or is it a faint jerk off? Like, you got you did you jerk off today? No, it was the AI model. Nope.

SPEAKER_05 36:19

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06 36:19

I ain't jerked off in weeks. No, it's if you jerk off too much.

SPEAKER_05 36:22

You jerk a person. You're a magazine, right? If I bust a lugie to someone that doesn't exist, did it even happen? Right. Well, man, if you have imagination, yeah, yeah. So that's AI too, I suppose. Yeah. So I'll create this is where we're at. I'll create my own AI. That's my new that's not artificial, that's official intelligence.

SPEAKER_07 36:45

You can make a lot of money content forming with these. Like I'm not saying I won't give way too much.

SPEAKER_05 36:51

Yeah, don't sell the farm on this now, my just say I downloaded a few apps this weekend and I'm ready to go. You start producing. Larry, you're hired.

SPEAKER_06 37:02

Yeah. His first AI model was about some trade that the Steelers were fishing out.

SPEAKER_05 37:07

Got me Baltimore. Uh Steelers are playing over in Paris. October 25th. What's good for my birthday? Dumb. You want to go there for it? I'll go to Paris. We wee! Can you go over? They can throw fucking cans at you. Yeah, they hate they hate American football and America. No, thank you. I shall stay here in the feeling stable. Fuck Paris.

SPEAKER_06 37:31

Fuck France.

SPEAKER_05 37:33

Yeah, it's weird to go there because like I get some of the other places we go, but like there, they hate American. They're like, huh, American ho ho ho. No, dude, I took French for like 12 years. I tell you left. Ho ho ho ho. Exactly how they left. Jacar Noir. Yeah, so like that. I don't know. That's I mean, there's actually this year, there's a game, 16 games out of the country. And they want it expanded, Iowa. There is gonna be. It's eventually gonna be GBT. The WFL. It's gonna be a world. That's what they're trying to do, is make it a lot of things. Never worry. Never worked. We don't even got a team of Canada for fuck's sake. You won't have a team of Canada. The problem is you don't you need it to start at the youth level.

SPEAKER_08 38:23

So like they don't, yeah, we're sitting over like, oh yeah, yeah. But like they don't have like college football teams, high school football teams, pee-wee free.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

Anybody who's any good over there comes and like, dude, all the guys from like Nigeria to get into college.

SPEAKER_06 38:35

Yeah, but but listen, all there ain't no little wimpy French trick to make it. They ain't gonna be able to hack into the biggest. Right, but they don't, that ain't their sport. They play flags, they don't play tackle.

SPEAKER_05 38:45

No, they play soccer. No, they play soccer. Yeah, right. They do play football. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:49

Yeah, football.

SPEAKER_05 38:51

Yeah, they kick the ball and hit it with their head. They don't touch. They don't touch the biggest. Downtown, 501 Market Street, Triangle Park. All are says that a group of 30 people are handing out beers in marijuana, including children. All are does not like this. Okay, we moved on, Johnny. Can you read it slower so we can hear what you said? We moved on. Including there, so they're doing out beer and weed to children? You know where Triangle Park is? Yeah. It's not it's not the point. Yeah. Oh, exactly. They're handing out weed and beer there, Kenny. Yeah, right. What did you think about it, Kenny? Are the kids receiving it? Is it is it free?

SPEAKER_04 39:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

That's a pretty good deal, then. It sounds like imagine if your fucking kid was down here in some fucking asshole game joint. Imagine if you were a kid. Then I'd have to compensate that off my child and I'm having a kid. If I was a kid, though, I wouldn't take a tour. I didn't know what to fucking. No, you can't take drugs from strangers. You can take drugs from people. I'm fucking like 10 years old. Like I'm like, I wouldn't. Yeah, you can't take drugs from strangers. Yeah, it's kind of weird. You take drugs from strangers until you're like 15 or 16. Seems like this guy's a pedophile. Yeah, that'll be my guess. Come into my white van.

SPEAKER_08 40:07

Brownsville Road, Coller says he sees a van that says cocaine van written on the side. Caller believes it's suspicious for the area. It's not that suspicious.

SPEAKER_09 40:17

Not that area.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Yeah. Is that Burger King still up and running over there? Where Eric? Eric Ross. Next next to the what is what's the rose? There was a cocoa. It was like cocoa's in that burger stuff. That's right. It's right. And then there was the rose bar was down the street. Me and Stutch went there a couple times in the hour.

SPEAKER_06 40:38

Probably the cocaine van originated there, huh?

SPEAKER_05 40:40

Possibly. We're like, dude, who wants to walk her and some cocaine? That comment's funny. I must avoid this van at all costs.

SPEAKER_07 40:47

Which street is it on? East Allegheny Middle Street caller said he pulled over because of the rain, and that hookers keep coming up to him in his car.

SPEAKER_05 40:58

I I he said that to his wife. He's like, babe, stuck your traffic, and all these hookers are just coming up to my car. Hookers get it when it rains, the hookers run in front. I was like, I'll be honest with you. He was like, I had to get a blow jump to get him away from me. I've never seen a hooker with an umbrella. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_06 41:17

That's how they get in a car.

SPEAKER_05 41:19

It's like I've never seen not outside of her pants anyway. I've never seen an Asian person pump gas. So it's like the same thing.

SPEAKER_06 41:27

You might be right.

SPEAKER_05 41:28

Have you?

SPEAKER_06 41:30

I haven't.

SPEAKER_05 41:30

Right. In their own car? Yeah, I've never seen an Asian person pump with that. Well, it certainly helps with the negotiation. Look, you don't have an umbrella, it's right. They don't all drive Rick Shaw's. I'll drive you where you need to go. We're gonna discount this price here. If you can name it a real time that you remember watching it, and I'm this isn't like a race. I'm saying if you I've never seen an Asian person bump gas. It's an observation. Yeah. Alright, now everybody listen. Both of you guys listening. Send Michael pictures of Asians bombing gas.

SPEAKER_07 41:59

East Liberty, real one, not AI generated. 5993 Center Avenue to Goodwill. Caller is an employee said that while attempting to kick out a band, a band elderly woman, she moved him on the way out.

SPEAKER_05 42:12

Wow, dude. If you're kicked out of Goodwill, you fucked up. She's like a known heckler at Goodwill, too. And she moved him, yeah. She showed she definitely didn't shave our ass, just like Larry. She was like, You want to see some blue underpants?

SPEAKER_06 42:29

They wouldn't knock down the price.

SPEAKER_05 42:31

Yeah. Like getting you some voicemails.

SPEAKER_09 42:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:36

That's right, though. How many?

SPEAKER_05 42:40

There's one of the two of them you waterboys. That's getting sad, ain't it?

SPEAKER_06 42:45

Yeah, just a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 42:50

Dude, water boy here. Mike Zidell. I sent you a thing with Hermit. If you didn't watch it, that was playing ping pong with your dad. But also, you don't pick on Shooley for showing up once a month. You guys are showing up every two weeks. You're like half as better as him. I mean, come on. You gotta give a guy a guy. I understand why you're doing it. I love your fucking podcast, but you don't pick on fucking choice.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

That's right, Waterboy. So that's so reasonable. That's what I like about you.

SPEAKER_07 43:34

Waterboy, we would love to do that. Birds of a feather. If you would like to donate and sponsor $300 a month, we'll gladly do the show every week. And we will leave.

SPEAKER_06 43:54

Z Bird didn't choose for his dad not to be there, and then you're gonna go ahead and show fucking pingpole matches with Kermit D. Frog. That's not

SPEAKER_05 44:00

Right, who's the sending cheap shots? Right, he sends me a lot of stuff. Talk about us picking on poor Sholey. What about poor Mikewood? I'll be honest, I don't look at much of it. The only thing I think about Shuly bot is like he doesn't have gear grinders and we've been able to do a show six years. I don't have for some reason, as much as Shuly's on the spot will hack him. Yeah. You give him time to think about it. You can't put me under pressure, dog. It's gotta be me.

SPEAKER_06 44:27

All of a sudden, Rams have got a job and he went them more gear grinders. Yeah, right. I gotta She works now. I can't talk about her.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

I gotta do everything.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Hey boys, it's the tips. So I dropped by my folks to cook them some hamburgers and hot dogs for the holidays, and uh led to a bit of a revelation, and I don't think I knew my parents as well as I thought. I asked them both what they wanted on their dogs, and they both said mustard. Now, mustard's fine, but I thought we were a ketchup household the last 31 years of my life, just to find out they're not big fans of putting ketchup on hot dogs. I'm beside myself here, guys. Now I'm an equal opportunity economy guy, loaded up with all the fictions that you want. But if you're only putting one thing on a dog, how is ketchup not the go-to over mustard? Anyway, what's when you found out about your folks later on in life that surprised you? Thanks. Bye.

SPEAKER_05 45:12

Yeah, that's weird. Just mustard on it. You know what? Honestly, if you if you like go outside of the city, Rose likes to watch the food shows. A lot of people only put mustard on their dog. Yeah, that is true. I didn't know that. That's the first I'm hearing of this. Yeah, yeah, you gotta watch uh diners dive is. Yeah, but this is Pittsburgh. Heinz Catch a Pittsburgh is gonna be.

SPEAKER_06 45:33

I gotta go catch a mustard on the dog.

SPEAKER_05 45:35

I'll tell you what, I ate three six Glitzys this weekend. Three of them only put pick one. You went straight relish. No. Oh, pick like solid pick. He has real pick one. I don't like relish. I hate relish. I don't like it. Well, what is it?

SPEAKER_06 45:50

Does anybody here know what their parents eat on a hot dog?

SPEAKER_05 45:53

I don't think I've ever seen my father eat a glitzy. My mother likes mustard and onion.

SPEAKER_06 45:57

Yeah. My mother, I know, she was probably in a hospital breaking her hip is the only reason I know. She asked me if you're a dog. She wants sauerkraut, cheese, and mustard.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

You know what? I ain't gonna lie. Cheese and sauerkraut and mustard. You know what? One of the best glizzies is, dude. You gotta go to what's it called in West Gyms? They're fucking gyms. Right down the street, and uh Frankie's right down the street.

SPEAKER_06 46:17

Over here? Frankie's right down the street. You'll stink like a week for a week after everybody.

SPEAKER_05 46:21

Nah, dude, go to gym's, dude. Yeah, and get yourself a schnitzel. It's amazing. They put that, yeah, they do fire. And they like burn the cheese. It's like American cheese, like slabs on the room. Like grated, like a slab, and it's like black bubbles coming off.

SPEAKER_06 46:36

No, like the nacho cheese.

SPEAKER_05 46:37

Oh, yeah, so fucking good, dude.

SPEAKER_06 46:39

So good.

SPEAKER_05 46:40

Yeah, you gotta get like cheese caught up in your beard. Nah, dude. I don't have an eating cheese. It's really hard to have a bad hot dog. I've changed my eating habits. I've got a beer drop. I'll tell you what it was. No, no, no, no. You can have a bad hot dog like a gas station. Yeah. I'm just saying how you feel.

SPEAKER_06 46:58

Afterwards. But at the time, when you ate it, you went there, you picked it up, you did it, you did it all yourself, and went, I'm just gonna put your four. You gotta dock.

SPEAKER_05 47:06

We're gonna hate it later. Like the first three bites, you're like, you're like, this is this is it. I shouldn't have got two in the city. You're like, that's like, did I need these? Let me try to first bites in the second one. I had Z birdies like, don't do it. I was like, I gotta do it. I gotta do it. The fireburger from Kelgos. Five burger from Kelgos. I stop about a quarter of the way, I don't eat the last. Me and my man were doing Snowda one night. It was like the middle of the night. This dude got like flaming Latchetos. A fucking death dog from the Shinoco in Oakland. Like it's the middle of the night. And like a Red Bull. I'm like, what are you? I was like, I'm gonna have to step in here, John. Like, I'm not anybody telling someone else what to do. I think I was trying to kill myself. We got a 12-pack beer. You drink flamey hot fucking flame hot Cheetos, drink a Red Bull in a fucking glizzy. They were giving me four out there. It's like pull back over. Let me get some fucking Alka salsa. You're going to kick your snow too. Oh, dude, it was so brutal. I'm like, you really and he was like, I can't fucking believe I just came out with this. And I'm like, look at yourself, dude. I'm like, oh my god. He was like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Like, dude, let's pull back around and let's get you a water. Let's start with a water. Maybe I think I did that. Like I had like severe like stuff. It's like six in the morning. It's like, dude, I'm gonna take the shit out of my yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:37

Look at this. Steve Brooks told stories about leaving to go get drugs. He caught less shit in one different food order.

SPEAKER_05 48:43

Yeah. Like he's getting drugs, okay? It's a problem. What's your excuse? You're like weirdly hungry and like fucking snow. You're like weirdly hungry and you cut like one of the things that you want everything. And that place over over there, they have like everything. Like you want you know what they have over there? Dude, they had cinnamon. Like cinnamon cinnamon cinnamon charo sunflower seeds. That sounds good. I've never heard of that. Do you get them? No, I want to.

SPEAKER_07 49:16

I would have got that. That seems like something that would like line up with flaming gauge cheese.

SPEAKER_05 49:21

That's like that cucumber fanorate they sell. Yeah, that's not like what your dessert is. Never had that cucumber flavor like sick on it. Yeah, it's like a cucumber pepper.

SPEAKER_06 49:29

Well, they got everything picker flavored now, too.

SPEAKER_05 49:33

Everything's still dude.

SPEAKER_08 49:35

I'll tell you what. I I haven't drinking many gay rates in the past couple years.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

I kind of gave up on them.

SPEAKER_08 49:40

They're not good for you.

SPEAKER_05 49:41

I'll drink a propellant, like a gay rate. It's like I got old. It's like too sweet. What's that one? Like I'll drink some pity short. Try to get my life. Padia light. I try light stuff, yeah. Try to get my life back together. Yeah, sometimes you gotta run one of those through the yeah, it's so sweet, though. It's like, man. Alright, last week's now.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

Hey, what's up, boys? Gary from Baldwin. Just want to give you the shot. So it's Memorial Day weekend here. Want to give you a call. Uh something that confuses me is when I go into like Walmart and all stores that they're still fireworks. And they the whole thing's about the veterans, right? You know, people who lost their lives. We're celebrating them. Okay. Do you think there's a fucking war hero out there with PTSD? We're sitting there setting fucking bombs off in his backyard to fucking celebrate them. They probably want peace and quiet. That'd be my guess. You know, giving them fucking, you know, flashbacks of fucking pollution. Anyways, I don't know. I just thought it was kind of weird. All right, table boys, buddy.

SPEAKER_05 50:40

Dude, I got sucked into dude. Every dude, Band of Brothers, dude. If you do if you can turn that off. Did you ever watch the whole series? Yeah. Multiple times. Once it's on, I gotta watch it. I still tear up people. It's brutal. One of them things that make you wish you were there.

SPEAKER_06 51:02

You just think our whole generation is a bunch of pussies. Huge grandparents were not.

SPEAKER_05 51:06

Yeah, exactly. There's too small guys out there. No, no, there's that, but I'm saying we're down. The man to pussy ratio is definitely down.

SPEAKER_06 51:21

It's tossed right around the borders. Yeah, Jeepers.

SPEAKER_05 51:27

If we're waiting for the dude by the bike with his skirt on and his balls are showing, to fucking save us, we're in trouble.

SPEAKER_07 51:36

That's right. I don't think we're doing it.

SPEAKER_06 51:38

Yeah, we're not gonna get saved.

SPEAKER_07 51:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:40

Unless it's attack war. Yeah, them guys say we're gonna save ourselves.

SPEAKER_05 51:43

Dude, I remember uh fuck you, Hitler.

SPEAKER_07 51:47

My group from brother's a veteran, and he he did start and was like he was in battle. And I remember like we we me and him bought a ton of fireworks in one year. And we were like, like, and like his mom, my group's mom didn't know that he like pitched in and bought the fireworks. And like she had this like thing was like telling everyone like we can't like them, Ronda. Well now, now to be honest, would you buy or not fireworks? These are like Sam Belly fire like I know, but like it was funny because like she said this and I'm like she didn't know that he pitched in on it, and like he was like, dude, it doesn't bother me at all, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 52:23

But I'm that is a good point because I'm sure there is some guys. Yeah, it would make sense.

SPEAKER_06 52:27

That's a fair question to ask.

SPEAKER_05 52:29

What would make sense that that would bother people were more concerned about?

SPEAKER_06 52:32

But this guy's like, what is this this firecracker? Your boy's probably like light off of my fucking hand. I've been around way more than this.

SPEAKER_05 52:38

Also, Memorial Day is for people that lost their life in battle. Like this is like memorial for like people that still memory. This is for the people that died. Yeah, but it's like guys that's some people even memorial, like we'll use it for like family members that die, too. Yeah, just in general. You'll clean up gravestones and stuff like that. People like fireworks. So, all right, everybody, we'll take the break, be right back more gravity flash podcast.

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SPEAKER_07 55:06

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SPEAKER_06 55:39

This is uh Lane Media's top-rated podcast, Green Post Findest Podcast. We just find that out during the breakfast. Yeah, it's big fucking news. Yeah, Lane Media, dude. They're thanking us for being our top-rated show.

SPEAKER_05 55:52

Yeah. All right, everybody, it's time for corn dick of the week.

SPEAKER_07 55:56

Resorta, who'd be corner dicking?

SPEAKER_05 55:58

Police in Allegheny County say they caught a bank robbery suspect after he allegedly used a third grader's homework worksheet as his robbery now. Investigators traced the paper back to a local elementary school, matched the student's last name and address to the suspect and arrested him after he reportedly stole about $2,300 from a credit union before fleeing on an e-scooter. I'm gonna go out on a line, I'm gonna go out on a lane and get a say he might have a hero with problem. That's a nice lick. It's a nice lick. You know what? I saw this on the nose to figure out if it was meth, he was running away from here. He literally wrote the rant like the uh this is a raw reading of your mind. It said like his son's name on the back of it. How come people still raw banks? How come people write this shit down?

SPEAKER_06 56:48

It's a paper show you thought you caught digital. He'd have to cell phone at home, but fucking third grade home.

SPEAKER_05 56:54

I've met three people that raw banks in another you're gonna get a short-term lived success.

SPEAKER_07 57:02

You're gonna get away with it for a minute. So like they'd also think about it.

SPEAKER_05 57:06

I'm gonna get money to get high for a couple days, maybe a week, but high, and then they always get caught. So like no, I don't think anyone. Right. Right, like you see this dude coming in, you're like, I need some time off the street. I think it's going on get caught. Uh construction paper.

SPEAKER_07 57:30

I I think one way we can automatically defeat that would be like the only say like the only way we have any access to any money is you have to insert your identification or your debit card.

SPEAKER_05 57:43

Yeah, he came in that we're able to do it. Because if you're not a member of the bank, we can't help you. Yeah, I mean they came out with a with a macaroni, they came up with a macaroni, you know, give me your money. Or the bank don't give a shit. Take the $2,300, we're gonna catch you later. We're insured. Well, I think that's what it is. FDIC, baby. Yeah, yeah, I think because I you know what I ever hear, like I mean, like the the big, big bank robber I haven't heard of a big, big bank robbery, but also I did hear though that like when someone gets away with like a big big crime, they don't renounce it. Because they're like they don't want people, they don't need to make a movie about that shit. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, you think about like $230, you're gonna have to spend a few. The last big one I personally heard about was 15 years ago. We were in Mexico and uh dudes in Pennsylvania to uh or Pittsburgh, the dude robbed the uh armor truck and shot his fucking partner. That's like the last time. He was the armored truck driver, too. Yeah, and he shot his partner and tried to drive away and caught him. Yeah, 300 grand or something. Yeah, it was like a lot of things that's a lot. That's legit, one that was like down a shit. I think he got like they cornered him and then he blew his brain. Yeah, but he killed that poor fucking guy for the rain.

SPEAKER_06 59:10

Yeah, that's uh we were. I was down telling when I should work on Ton. Some dude rubbed a bank once. We're leaving out a big dude, and like the cops and people had him cornered. He took a handful of cash and like threw it up in the air and like rained on a block. They caught him a block later, but everyone all of a sudden was like looking at this dude, and they're like, people fucking swarm through the intersection of reserve. My buddy picked up like 300 bucks, put it in his sock, and we're like, go to the strip district and spend that you know right away and get the change, you know what I mean? That was it. He gave us he gave us like 50 bucks like sequential. Yeah, right. I mean, he knew he he didn't have shit.

SPEAKER_05 59:45

Like it was like I I I met a guy who had robbed and one day he robbed four bags or three bags.

SPEAKER_07 59:52

It was actually a terrible idea.

SPEAKER_05 59:55

Well, unfortunately, uh it was a police officer was killed. There was a break for him, but all the cops that were at the service for the guy. He knew this, went down to robbed three three or four bags that day the guy all the police were at the service. He literally had a lot of people. How much money we talking? Alright, only altogether, only it was less than twelve thousand dollars. I think it was a what what's that fucking sixty years ago? No, he used a note in every bank. He only got six years. What if you use a note? That's why everyone uses a note. It's not armed robbery then. Yeah, but it's an applied it's in a felony, right? Yeah, we don't know. We go in there, I'm on heroin, I need help. Yeah, yada yada yada. Yeah, yada yada yada. I need a burn quizy.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:46

No, no one, if you look at I would say 95% back robbery is done with a note. No one uses a fucking gun.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:55

Unless somebody writes like I have a button. I have a gun. That's how robbery they pull this all like they're or get over here, give them up, C.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:05

Give me the button, C.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:06

Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:07

Come in, Mark Bill, C.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:08

Get over here, see. Don't call the cop C.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:11

The man ordered 165 pool noodles online, and Walmart decided to send him each noodle in a separate box, leaving his driveway full and the delivery driver confused. Do you guys have packaging memories? Oh, dude, my house is like your house, dude. You can come home and there's like 47 million packages. Yeah, the bad packaging stories is they don't stop coming. Yeah, and the thing is, you'll get like I'll get like these vitamins, right? It's like it's it's like a hockey pot. Yeah, it comes in like a box with all this fucking you could have just said it like this in a bag. Sometimes like they do like put it all together. Like I'll order snow shovels, and then sometimes like it'll come in like you know, six in a box, and then sometimes it will be twelve parts. Dude, I I ordered like I ordered parts from my machine and I had it. I ordered like multiple parts, like this will came in this, and then like a hose here, a hose here. It's like, dude, you gave me four different boxes, you could have literally put this in a in a hour and just send it to the colour. Well, sometimes like I got a sharpened today. They're trying to ship you. Yeah, like dude, you know what? I had this dude the other day. I got I couldn't sleep. I got up early, it's like a quarter to five. So I'm sitting on the couch, I got all the lights on TVs on. My ring came like ding bling. I'm like, what the fuck? Who the fuck is outside? This dude was literally on his grind at like five in the morning delivering packages with a like what is it? Oh, my vest on and his light is like this dude. I was like, am I am I getting like a warrant coming? What the fuck is going on here? Well, dude, that's the thing now. It's not like you go on Amazon now, like they have the override delivery between 4 and 8. If you get something local warehouse, they'll get it to you. They they have it's like from 5 to 10 at night. It scared the shit out of me. Right. If someone comes to your house at 4 o'clock in the morning, you're fucking asleep.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:12

Yours goes off in motion.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:13

Yeah, the ring, like the ring camera went off, and then my dog starts barking. I'm like, dude, what the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:19

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know what?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:24

I I don't I don't I don't really have a bad like packaging store.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:28

I just had like these motherfuckers all none of them, but for any company, UPS, Amazon, anyway, they all just park and know the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:36

That's the worst thing about it.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:37

And then it's half of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

When I watch what they how they throw now, everyone has ring cameras, and you think what happened last time. But like there's definitely shit of mine that I've known they they throw frisbee right through your porch. You know what I mean? Like you're like, I'm like, take the picture and roll. Right. It's like what the fuck? So I have a gate, right? And motherfuckers who come in in the middle of the night, you know, late at night, when you know how you come back outside at the 10. They'll put it on like the pillar that holds my gate up. Yeah. Put it on air and take it. Really? Any asshole on my stage.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:10

Most of mine, they drop it in the gate. Sometimes they leave it out. Yeah, it's like what are you doing? Yeah, I mean, you're already halfway up the steps. You got one more step. You could reach over the fence and drop it. It would be better. I'd rather you frizz me on the room. Honestly, no knock on wood. I never had anything really tight.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:25

Dude, uh I remember I I bought a couch and they delivered it. They didn't even put it on the fucking porch. They put it on the fucking rock. I have like a flight of steps and another flight of steps on my porch. It's not that many. When you say a flight, it's like four steps. They put it on that floor at the top of that. So it wasn't even covered under the fucking porch. I'm like, my girlfriend got like fucking our couch is in the front yard. I'm like, what the fuck? Did you ever get the other part to that couch?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:55

Wasn't that a whole ordeal chat?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:57

Yeah, I won't talk about it.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:59

Kelly got a table. We are kitchen table. I was in camp and she was like eight months pregnant. Kitchen table and chairs come. It was a big camp trip. He's like, I was trying to call all your friends, they're all fucking camp with you. She had to call like my cousin's girlfriend to come and just get it out of the rain. Like the same thing. Yeah. She's like, I could have tried myself in a fucking eight months or prank you. Like, she literally couldn't.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:21

Yeah. She got in. I'm like, I don't know if two hours away, but like, where's my husband? He's dropped up camping all the bunnies. Yes, it slept in three days. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:30

She didn't tell me till Sunday. She didn't give me that call. God bless. What do you want me to do? That was nice, and she didn't follow. No, she didn't. Kelly's good. When we were when we were doing our cold plunge, the fucking ceiling was leaking. The tub drain broke and it was fucking water was coming down our living room. She didn't call me till I was on the way home. I called her, like, well, I'm on the way home, we're done. She's like, Well, this is what happened here. So why don't you call me? You know, I won't bother you. She's solid.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:54

So you're all right.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:55

Yeah, she's all right. Kelly's solid.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:57

Yeah, I like Kelly. Still my gear grinder tonight, but you know. I know. John Stevenson, he became the first person ever to pull a car with his tennis while also being on fire dragging a two-ton police car down the street. He says the papal something was meant to raise awareness for prostate cancer. Oh my god. I'm bullying. Testicles. Shouldn't he push it with his ass ball? He says everything is still intact. Wait, uh for prostate cancer, shouldn't he do it with his ass fall? How is this attached to his penis? I want to know. Right there. I mean, what does he got? Ace penis wrapper on a thing? Does he have an enormous land?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:37

It's like one of them Chinese finger cuffs. So that you pull it, it gets tighter so it doesn't come.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:42

What do you think with her like the your testicle being tied and try to pull it? I think that would rip her worse. I don't know. I think this is dumb either way.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:50

Hey, listen, man, you should use the anal beads and pull with your asshole if it's for prostate cancer. You're using the wrong end, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:56

Do you think you should shove a dildo up his ass?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:59

I'm not doing any of it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:00

Turn it around him.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:01

Not a dildo, anal beads. You gotta get the grip. So if you know if it starts plucking out, so send it in anal bead up. It's not for testicle cancer. It's for prostate. Fastest way to prostate is through the anus.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:13

Don't you think that if you had a boner, it would hurt less. Probably feel good. Yeah. You can like run back and forth. Right. Yeah, you'd be not anymore. One step forward. Not anymore. I'm just trying to get it rolling. You can get the momentum started. Come together with Jesus. Oh, geez, Folk the Volkswagen. This week on top gear. Yeah. That show with them with them fucking grimy breaks. Yeah, I don't know if I could do that. That's something that's a good one. Wow on fire. He's a fucking idiot. Yeah, light him up. I'd rather you light me on fire. Get him on fire. You move quicker. You know what? You could just start at GoFundMe. Or like, you know, have a picnic. Yeah. Let's have a picnic. Good old-fashioned spaghetti dinner. Oh. A 50-50. Right. A cash bash. Right. We're just spitballing here. We already made 10 better ideas. Right.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:15

So light yourself on fire and pull a car with a dick. What do you pull, anyways? What kind of car was it? Green. Some European car. Pull American fucking something.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:26

Yeah, pull a gold name shit for so right. Yeah, that thing go to Hemi. Yeah, what is that? Pull a 72 dog jumping at some point. You pull a vote with your dick? Yeah. Is that your wife pulling it? What's that? One of them single rider vehicles over there. What if his wife was next to him pulling a fucking uh Camaro? She had a huge she had a huge clit. Like a little, it was like as big as a little. She had that motherfucker lasso down poking in there. She had the same haircut. She had three men in a boat. She had the same haircut as Shulley. She weared underwear with dickholes in them. That's the second time our hands talk. I know last time I thought our girls called wow. Alright, now brother in arms. It says it says kick it off, Kenny.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:16

Oh well, they did uh no, no, really. We we did four and four. We're we're gonna separate and come back and go once. But they did Top Gun and then they did Hotshots afterwards. I thought that was pretty cool. Next week was Hotshots, the parody of the movie.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:27

Hotshots was great. Be Con, let's rewind. Who was the chicken hot shots? Remember? Yeah. I forget it.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:33

Valerie Ramada is her name in the show, in the thing, Ramata. Ramata! Yeah, Valerie Subhanahu wa Ta'ala. Hotshots is the Dakota. Very similar to some Italian ladies.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:42

Yes. But she was like Israeli or something. No, she's Italian. Is she really?

SPEAKER_06 1:09:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:46

They were just fine. What? Listen, she's she was so oh my god. Kind of looked like the Nox. Gabriel Salvatini. She makes a joke in the city. Dude, I would have. I mean, when I was a kid, I didn't even know who Grubbin Bob's was, but I didn't grow up. Ever you was eating all that food off her? Yeah. Hey, remember the similar driver? He had like binoculars looking back. She was like so fucking.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:10

They said that thing when they popped the olive was legit. Both of them said that. It was a take.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:19

It was legit. I would hear like I would have let her fall right in my face. Oh yeah. Yeah, she did her. She didn't back in, like she felt like. Remember driver's port dude. Uh Topper Harley. That was the name of it. Topper Harley, yeah. That was a great, that was a great uh Romana. Yeah. I wonder if the dude sneezed on like the fucking thing that tracks all the fucking uh seven more in a blimp.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:41

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:44

John Crowley, yeah. Yeah. There was there was great parody movies in the night. Was the old that old dude that was in the airplane? Boy Bridges. Yeah, Boyd Bridges. Fantastic. Hilarious.

unknown 1:10:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:56

I want to watch Hawk Show. I need to watch it.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:58

Yeah, watch that in part two. I've been running through. I've watched them both like three times those last couple days. It's been awful. It's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:03

It was like, they hit him with the he hit him with the poker from the fire. He was like Luminum. Some 73 or whatever. Okay, now what are you guys a bigger fan of? Naked gun or hot shots. Naked gun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:22

Funny fact, it's the dudes that did Naked Gun were a team. There was like three directors. They did the thing. They played three directors. One of them broke off to make hot shots. They all stay friendly, but they're like, okay, we've done these three movies. Like it's time for us to start. Or they did airplane and then naked gun. Yeah, it's like naked gun. So friendly. That's why it's still the same thousand jokes. Every time you watch it, you see new jokes. But dude, I like the airplane.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:47

Lloyd Bridges is an airplane's is an airplane. The shit uh the shit's really gonna hit the fan. Dude, they they were like in the air traffic control and they had the gay dude, and he's gonna be like, Oh, you're wearing that on the tooth and that was a fucking great movie. Did you know it was in that? Remember on uh what do you got on Elaine Divkinson?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:09

Um I'm about six inches taller or a better singer.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:12

Yeah, what airplane? Yeah, what was it? Uh the rifle man. What the fuck was his name? Uh it was like an old shot. And he it said, do not throw like uh they like gaslighting behind him. He threw a cigarette, it didn't blow up, and then he spit on it and it blew up. Classic. They're all classic. Good shit. The dude from Unsolved Mysteries was like trying to talk. Oh yeah, that dude's the bad. They got an all-star robust movie.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:35

Just wild him into Lake Michigan. It'll save a bunch of innocent lives. These are some people.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:39

They had uh Rex Kramer was his name. I just watched that today. What's her name? Uh Leave It to Baver's Mom. She could speak job. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:48

Come on.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:54

Great fucking movie. Alright, the controversial enhanced games officially kicked off in Vegas where athletes compete in swimming, track, and weightlifting while openly using performance-enhancing drugs. They are normally banned in traditional sports. The all-night event features sprint races, Olympic lifting, and deadlift showcases with several competitions offering a million-dollar bonus for breaking a world record. Last second update. Cowards is like the fuck is that? Now we're making rules. Yeah. Yeah. Heroin's. I don't think heroin will help you too much. I don't think either heroin or cocaine is going to help you too much. I don't it's like, you know, I mean, definitely it's gonna help you understand, but I don't know how to fuck that dude being that jacked up.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:41

I can help him smell.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:43

Like, dude, after a game. After you swim, then do your heroin. No, that dude looks like he's fucking. It looks like his goblins are part of his face. Yeah. Yeah. Did he how did he dime? I don't think I think stats. Mike, would you bet on any of these? No. I didn't even know. I wonder if you can like shoot yourself up with like adrenaline. That's what I said. That ain't heroin, it ain't cool. You just thought game yourself and then swim fast as well. Yeah. Yeah. That's something else watches. Spike me. And you're like, go. A few shorts. This is what this is what heart attack away if it's never happened.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:21

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:22

But a few shorts is not the right. The problem is, like, if you were like swimming and like you went to like like you shot Coke, then you all of a sudden you just start telling your life story. And that's everybody right off the same.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:37

Go with the race. You'd be smoking cigarettes walking around your coffee table. Put on the car.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:45

And I'll be like watching weird porn on my fucking phone.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:50

Well, Michael's in the zone, he has a 500-meter race coming up right now. Yeah. It's a relay. No one's gonna touch it. He's been watching, he's been trying to find the right porn for three hours. For three days straight. He's jerked off for 12 seconds. 72 different porns. He is about to break a record for all the game. I go to like next page.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:11

You know, like on like the balls of the porn, like one, two, four, like next to like seven thousand six hundred.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:16

Like, we ain't got nothing.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:18

You're like reaching. Oh god. You've watched the city. Where's the Asian women getting pissed? God damn it. This doesn't have anything. Why'd it take it so long to get there? What kind of fucking porn is this? Anyway, this is the Olympics. Yeah, I like the newscaster, Boo Kalky. Yeah, I wanted a Red Bull and all kinds of Asian porn. Yeah. Oh, wait. This started off with the biggest thing.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:46

Why is no one not peeing on it?

SPEAKER_05 1:15:48

I don't get it. You can see a pee dawn, but not pumping gas. Yeah. I gave this movie two thumbs down. No piss on it. Harry Heastman, a 98-year-old World War II veteran, became the oldest person ever to complete a wing walk while raising $1,000 for children's gangster charity. You got a case. If you made it to 98, what record would you try to break? Nothing.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:18

Oh, eight and greater. Not an infantry service will cut his tree down for free.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:26

Yeah, that's the only guy left there. What would your dream to not break a hip? I mean, what are you doing on top of the state of the back of the street?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:32

This dude might be one of those dudes that signed up when he was 16, too, and lied about his age. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:36

That fucking is.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:37

Yeah, you're way better than me, bro. My pet died five years ago. He's 96. He went in when he was 18. You know? Yeah. So this guy went in when he was 12 and said he was 18. People that lied about their age to get in the war.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:50

I mean, I think about myself at 16. I know I didn't have the ball to do something like that.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:55

Yeah, but we didn't have the balls. All your boys right, dude. Yeah, that's true. And then you were the pussy not signed in the room.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:03

The generation uh balls, pussies. We are in the pussies as a whole.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:08

If everyone was a fool, we're not cutting any of you heroes out there that are still. There were people that killed themselves so they weren't fit together. That was really shamed and fucking. Oh, for a second, I thought he had a cane on the plane. That's what I said. I thought this dude's crip walking on a fucking biplane. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. It's still good for him. I wouldn't do it. I'll bless him.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:30

Fucking Avery.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:31

I don't even like going on small planes. I get fucking.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:33

98 is still one of the baddest dudes on the planet.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:35

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:36

He was when he was 12 and he signed up and he's badass 98.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:39

Alright. Alright, but we can't put some more spike dude right back and we're slash podcasts.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:44

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SPEAKER_05 1:20:24

Hey, what's going on? We're about to jump in what's going on in our gears. PHK, what's grinding them gears? Now speaking of my lovely wife, who's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:33

I heard this trick about uh, you guys ever hear about the trick about putting like an egg at the bottom of your tomato for like to help the soil and shit? The calcium releases, you're a foot down and then you put like three inches of soil over it. I read on the internet keeping doing it for years. Yeah, so it's gonna be true. So I'm gonna try this this year because I've spent the same spots every year, you know, it helps the soil. The whole egg, the worst shells will work on top. Like calcium, but there's other shit. It brings in a micro resolution to the soil, whatever. Fuck. I read it works. Yeah. So I said I'm gonna give it a shot this year. But in one spot I'm at, I couldn't even get down a foot. I'm telling I told Kelly I'm gonna do this. I got two dozen eggs for my tomatoes and half of it. So when I come back from the garden yesterday, I said, I got this card and eggs left. I only used a dozen, I couldn't get the eat proper clay and rock. I didn't feel like going through all that shit. I said, it's been on for like two hours. It's probably still good, right? You know, I said we'll boil them or something. Then I told her this whole story longer, and I said, No, we had a conversation about the eggs before doing it before after it when I got home. Let's horrible these eggs. Or you think they're good. Yeah, they're good. Why didn't you use them? Like I said, I explained this all. So then today, right before we leave, I leave. She pulls the card and I she goes, I thought you used these on the garden. I said, No, we had a whole fucking conversation about this shit. Like not like there's plenty of times when I don't listen when she talks. You know, I'm all like one another, you're not listening. But that's when she tells me something I don't care to hear. You asked me about this shit. We you you had a conversation, you had questions. I answered them. We had a back and forth. I said, guess what? You're a fucking gear graduate. Like, but you don't fucking listen. Because I'm gonna go downstairs and take it, they're still in the fridge. You're gonna go egg and egg. Yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go hard boil them and eat them. They're still fine, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm gonna have Kelly fucking try them though. Try it first. Try them out first. Yeah, babe, I made you egg. You go first. Thanks a lot. I don't know where we got this extra dozen. Okay, that's why there's a dozen eggs in. So, what the fuck is the eggs on this supposed to make it? Yeah, you can look it up for yourself and say, Yeah, you gotta go eat eight to twelve inches down. Wait, I may caught twelve. I'll let you know the experiment works out.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:40

I think it's what's the benefits? What the fuck is it?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:44

It's extra nutrients in the bottom, it adds nutrients. It brings the microbes in when egg decomposes, it adds nutrients, the calcium from the shelf and other stuff. Yeah, whatever. It loosens up the soil, other microbes will come in and eat it, and then the roots will dig down too. It stops out the end rot. Yeah, and whatever. I read about it, like I said, you've got it's supposed to help. I did no, I got your banana pills in there. So it'll be it's fair. We'll see if we can see if I can tell the difference. Now you're gonna get the runs from these fucking old ass eggs.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:13

Chicken Joe.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:14

You know, pair them deep enough. If it doesn't work, it could, you know, animals will smell chicken joe's your yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:19

I do need shoulder gear grinder. Not so much a gear grinder, but uh, I was at a baptism, right? And uh it was a church that I've I've never been to before. And the priest he was like cool, dude, he had a good sense of humor. Like talking to everybody before like the service started and everything. And then as soon as it started, I swear to God, I thought it was in like Florence, like uh the uh auctioneer. Yeah, like he uh guys, you know, were celebrating baptism in here, and he was like, Oh, right, name it all of a sudden. And like, dude, he just started running through this shit. I'm I'm like, I didn't even like it. What is this dude doing? And then so like and like I said, he had a good sense of humor, he dropped a couple jokes, which is hard to do when you're giving the holiday, yeah. He started doing the uh like communion, yeah, and Rosen, even Rose and she album she's like, dude, check out your boy. He was like this, he was like body of Christ, body of Christ, body of Christ, body of Christ, dude like he was like, he was like this he was like, pick a host, any host. You know what I mean? And I was like, this dude is a G, you know. Fuck dude, there had to be like 500 fucking people getting. And he was like, Yes, he was like, dude, he was like flipping like fucking quarters in your mouth. He was like behind his back and laying on your tongue. This dude is fucking crazy. And then like he ran out of the body of Christ, and he was like, tell him Jimbo to come up here with the fucking other, you know, more Jesus. This dude was like a final machine. Yeah, he was the funniest like a priest, younger. He was a priest, he was a priest. Younger dude. And it was like his last week of this particular pair of shows. But like, dude, he was running it like it was like, I got somewhere to go. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like bingo 11, okay? So we gotta get this fucking. Is that baptism afterwards? I already got extra. He was like, Yeah, I've already watched his PGA golf chimney. Yeah, he baptized, but I missed it. He was like, like, same time. I'm like, this dude is fairly a body, he had sneakers on and shit. I'm like, what the fuck? Was he married? No, I thought they could be there. No, that gotta be like you could be like a big thing. But the deacon can't do the blessing. I want to look into that, yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't hurt. Right, you know, yeah. But yeah, it was uh it wasn't bad. It was just I've never seen such a well-organized fucking.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:51

He was like, all right, bing bong. The grinder is the other priest should be more like this guy.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:57

Honestly, I wouldn't be mad at that. I would like it, but his voice was so hilarious when he started saying the hard father shit. I'm like, I never heard it in that cadence. He was like, Alleluia, hallelujah, hallelujah. Page with you, get the fuck out. Now this is this is structure, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:17

Um my gear grinder.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:19

Uh I went today, I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna get a lunchbox. I've been using a plastic bag for like a long time. And I have every lunchbox that breaks, I was like, ah, go to Costco, go to Costco.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:29

They really didn't have much to pick from. And Jordan was like, yeah, I found this thing at Dick's, it was like 20 bucks. It's like I'm like, I'm that's where I'll go, go to Dick's. Go and Dick's fucking and I found, I did find a lunchbox here. But the first, I was like, you guys got lunchboxing, yeah, they're back here. I'm like, okay. They took me to the Yeti section for $200 fucking dollars for a Yeti lunchbox.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:52

I'm like, I get it. It's a Yeti. They're like the Jordan of like, you know what I mean? Like, it's not meant for the blue-collar guy. No, it's meant to say I go to Yeti, look at me. We go fishing once a month. But like, who the fuck is everybody? Yeah, like I'm thinking, like, dude, I I have an idea. I'm on my way to a refrigerator with how much this fucking thing costs. Right. Yeti is too expensive, dude. Igloo. You know what? That cooler's probably gonna break in a couple years. I don't give a fuck. Right. I'll I'll leave it there. Yeah, I'll leave it at the picnic. I don't care. Right. You say that Igloo. I might have to do it.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:27

Which is why you can't spend a $200.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:29

I went and walked around. I found an igloo one. It literally, to me, I felt like it was a better fucking thing. It had two little drink holders in the top. It was a little bit bigger, so I could sit on it at lunch. The thing was fucking, it was $32. For some reason, this one it was marked on. I got for like $19.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:48

So how long do you think I need this shit cold for? That's $10. Three days? I'm not going to yell. Is that is that what is it with a yeti that makes it? Yeti.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:00

Keep shit like super cold for like for like three or four days. Like literally, if you're going camping for the weekend, you need that. Even the icle cooler, I think it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:10

He came to a picnic yesterday, him and his girlfriend, and they had like it was like a I can mess with them. I'm like, dude, that's a sweet yeti purse you have. It was like one of those like giant eagle bags that you know they don't use plastic. Yeah, one of those. But it was lined, it was like wrapper lined. It was it was actually pretty sweet. Yeah. But I wouldn't tell you. Is it a yeti one? It was a yeti, and it said yeti on the side of them. That's a full yeti purse you have. Yeah. If you and that's the thing, you're just paying for the yeti. Right. You're saying you're you want that bright yellow yeti. That's like them yeti cups, dude. Like they've been like now, there's like a bunch of different ones now.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:41

Or the Stanley, all that dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:43

Stanley's were like $85. Dude, I couldn't fucking believe how much a fucking Stanley was. A Wallace, dude. We got them all. I'm using a pink fucking old Stanley now because my kids used to own Wallace. Yeah, I'll take it now. I paid $85 for this. Didn't the Stanley once jump up in price from when that big fire happened? This one? Yes, because they were still standing on a table. There was one, there was one and it went viral. The only thing left was that fucking Stanley. And it went viral. And then it went through the roof. And they're like, oh, you want a lime green one? Sure. $145. But we'll get it to you at four in the morning to wake your family up.

unknown 1:29:29

Bring it in.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:31

I'm gonna come in like I'm gonna goddamn swatch. Kenny's you still were you like gonna wash the fuck out of them new cups and like 27 different parts? Yeah, are you in on it? The kids' cups, like they got like three different sections. Oh, your kids ain't on enough for the fucking stainless and all that shit. Oh, you gotta get a you gotta get a pipe cleaner that's about 18 inches long.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:51

Yeah, we ain't into that. Yeah, we had a couple of them with strong lots. I've got a straw in New York.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:57

So cups that we got. Is that a group? Is it used to or no? For those staylists dude, the straws are kids get kids take like big well, I don't know about like you bring your bringing a water bottle to school. You were saying, yeah, that's that's wild. That's new. We didn't do that when we were kids, we had water foul. No, we had a water bottle. We had a white water bottle. Like every other period or something, you're like, like, dude, you have your drink on you got that thing on you all day. Yeah. Trying to say hydrated. So then at first it was the Stanley's, right? Yeah. Then they got the Wallace to say, I definitely need a school. I got Contigo's, I think, or I have a flask.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:38

I go to bankers' club, it screws all the time.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:40

Yeah, like you just gotta keep it cold and you stay cold. I hate people's neighbors. Like, uh there's two incidents this week at work where like neighbors beefing like like caused like problems for like me and my guys. Like the one crew went to cut this one lady's house and she hates her neighbor.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:04

And the neighbor must have came out and said, My kid's balls went across the fence. Can you throw them back? And my guy's oh yeah, sure, no problem. Threw them back. Just pissed the lady off that we worked for. To the point where she like called the office, where she's took videos of the guys, went berserk, called the office, said, I don't want your guy, don't send that crew back there. Which we told him, like, we just won't send anybody back ever again. Crazy lady. Meanwhile, it was the same guy who was cut in that garage for six years. Six years. The same crew, six years. She was just called out. She was like, Go get all those wiffle balls. It's irrational. Like, dude, like, dude, it's like, uh, nobody got time for this irrational shit. So, like, that was just like bananas. Then I'm working at a house, like in a high-end neighborhood, doing a high-end house. And this dude, neighbor, who like lives a little bit above the other guy, can we just know it this quarter? I don't know what's the give the address. But this dude comes over and he's like, you can tell he's pissed. I'm like, I come over and he's just like, Wow, I told you them guys about blowing along this wall. But I'm like, why are you yelling at me? He was like, because I can't hear you with the blower. I turn it off. I'm like, why are you yelling at me? And he's like, because I told them blowers they're blowing the mortar out of them blocks on the wall, and blah, blah, blah. My man. I said, look at this wall. I said, I said, it's falling down. If the blower, if the blower is out of it, you're wondering. Right. If the if the blower does it can do damage to this wall and knock it down, the wall's a piece of shit and needs replaced. Call my buddy. Right. The dude, like, dude, so like they were like, yeah, blah, blah, blah. He can, this guy can pay for it. We did it 40 years ago. I'm like, whoa. He had a tree guy. I'm like, I'm not the tree guy, and I don't own this house. Yeah. Talk to him. Dude, and it turned into like, this dude was like totally insane. And like the boys that do like that work for another company must have heard us yelling at each other. After a while, I stopped arguing. His mother came out, she's like 80, trying to talk to me, and she's like saying the same thing. I'm like, I'll tell you what. It was like so and say, I was like, I won't blow it in this wall.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:00

That's all I'm asking.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:01

I'm like, ah, you motherfucker. You know, he's like, I'm trying to be like civil. Like I snapped at first, and I'm trying to be civil because like this is silly. Like, yeah, like you're like you figured they were dwelling, they were like you're telling me I'm fucking up this wall. I got pictures of the brick. The bricks are literally out of this wall. It's old as fuck. Like you said, you did it 40 years ago. No, if you look at the front of this house as well, they have like pillars and shit. There's no mortar in them bricks either. This shit needs some point. I get I get brick pointing is very expensive. But that's not my fault. You know what I mean? Like it got to the point where this dude was like, he was talking shit, like, I'm gonna call the cops. He's like, I got family in the FBI. And these dudes like down the street were like, dude, keep it down down there. We both see it. They're like, dude, they're like, this dude's insane. He's like an alcoholic, but like, I'm like, still though, like, there's only so much shit I want to hear. Right. Dude, eventually, like, he's like talking shit because like uh there's a couple Mexican dudes work for me. He's like, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, dude, these dudes make more money than you. I thought you were the fucking yard. I thought you were like the handyman around here. He's like, This is why I'm helping my mom. I'm like, go cut your mom's grass.

SPEAKER_09 1:34:03

Yeah, my bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:05

Like, dude, he was like, this must have like you can tell when you hit somebody with something like that. Pissed him off.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:11

Go cut your mom's grass.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:12

Yeah, right. How old is he? Like 50? He's like 55. I literally thought he was the handyman, and he must be going over there. He cuts his mom grass, and his mom gives him money. He's like, mom! He's like a dipship. He's like, are my toastito pizza rolls ready? Me on it. He was dude, he was like, he was like, he was like, it's called taking care of family. It's my duty. He's like, this is my house. I'm like, this ain't your house. That's why you're being waiting for yourself to die. I like let this dude like, dude, this dude was talking shit. Like he was just he wouldn't stop. And like, he was like, listen, man, he's like, I don't want you like coming back through here with like your friends later, and like, because of what happened. I'm like, my man, what do you think I'm gonna do? I said, you're the one who's like hostile here. I said, I still don't understand what you're upset about. And then he's just like, you know what I mean. I'm like, dude, get it. I'm about to prejudice. I said, stop talking to me, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:03

So what is he like prejudiced against Italians? No, I got made a friend or something.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:08

Mexicans and Italians, and like he is Italian. I figured out his last name is that was like a big shot. But he isn't Italian. Yeah, he's gonna be a good one. I'm just like I'm like, dude. Apple fell far from the tree, dude. Go cut your mom's grass. So she gives you drinking money. So she gives you bear money. He's like, Mom, is there any sambuca left? Dude, but like I'm like, I'm just like, this is a neighbor beef. Yeah, that like you're taking out on me. The dude who who I work for is probably like, dude, your wall is falling down into my property.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:37

Right, I gotta blow that piece of this dude's house that I wouldn't want.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:41

Like his house is immaculate. Yeah, so like he's looking at this wall, like, fix your wall. You blow this wall and it leans in the next problem. So I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'll show you pictures of this wall later. We can even post it. I took pictures of this wall just in case you try to say something. Like, this is the most ridiculous thing ever. Like, my blowers, they are powerful, but you act like I'm like blowing in. I'm blowing down the side. What about the big bad wolf? Right. I thought you dude, I'm a big bad wolf. Come blow down the brick house. Right. No, you couldn't eat it in a big bad wolf. I'm just like, dude, it was like the it was like the Friday before like morning weekend. I'm like, it was a nice day. We're getting the whole weekend, like the rain's holding off. And I'm like, is somebody fucking with me right now? This isn't even a rational argument. You're like, who's it? Who didn't put him up to this? Yeah. But dude, you should have seen like the looks this dude's giving me. I'm like, he's like foaming at the mouth. Dude, I'm like, dude, this dude might jump down off. He should have been like, I just figured next time I go there, like, I like I have to clean this dude's yard up. Yeah. His wall touches yours. I'm just gonna pretend like you're not alive. But like, we would do shit before. Like, dude, like sometimes you can get like a little carry, like, dudes park in front of somebody's house. They get their ladders on their property. Like, dude, sometimes you're a little careless that way. Yeah, like, dude, park all his shit right here. Load up, don't even look or talk to them. Didn't he you have like a little like a little pocket knife over there? I have like this thing, it's like a knife. You can shake it, you can pull weeds with it, you could bury flowers, right? Like, it's just a problem, motherfucker. But dude, he was like, he's like, you stick that knife up your ass. This dude was like, dude, like, after a while I was just fucking with him. Knife, dude. But like after I said that about like cutting his mom's grass, he kept turning the motor off. He was like, and another thing. Like, I do this to take care of my mother, and I had a sick father, like, not my problem. Guess what else ain't my fucking problem? You know what I mean? What some? Son of a bitch. Uh, we gotta get that guy on the podcast. But dude, like, yeah, like, totally insane. And that's the thing. You're you're like, But this ain't the first. We had another dude we work for whose lady, like, my motor, I must have like blocked a tad bit of her driveway. Since she doesn't like the neighbor who I work for, who we love.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:55

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:55

We love. Yeah. She like, she was like, see, because I don't we don't like him across there. I said the same thing. I said, because you got a problem with him, you're gonna take it out on me. Right. Like, and then I get it. My mower is like sticking in your driveway. I should not be there. I don't want you to park there. Fuck you. Right. There's no one else to park there. You don't pay for the fucking street. I'm just like, like, dude. But our mower was like a quarter inch or no, it was such a big thing. But those people got nothing else better than life. I know. You know, and it's like a cop showed up to like a domestic, like, oh I'm glad that like I don't live my life like that. Because there's people out there like drawing, yeah. They've been waiting for all looking for us. Like, well, I try to be like I try to be like, you know, try to be diplomatic. But once you like try to get like, dude, like, what do like once I'm like, what are we talking about? Like, I'm fucking the wall. Me, fucking the wall walk. Just blower. I blow this along this wall, maybe honestly, times a year, maybe ten times a year. Like more in the fall. You fucked up all in the fall. Yeah. Like this time there was only a few, like, dude, like leave my coordinate fool. Yeah. So let me just upgrade fixing that. I'm working up by your dude. They're mad because dude, this to replace this wall. Granted, the house they live in is probably a two million dollar crib. Yeah.

unknown 1:39:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:08

Yeah. Yeah, but he's trying to keep his mother's. Dude, yeah, he ain't trying to spend that money, dude. Like, so that ball ain't gonna pass inspection when your mom dies up. The wall is not. Dude, I have straightforward she's alive.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:19

I gotta find a big thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:21

So I see I said something. I was like, so like you're blaming this wall. Then she came over and said, engineer said this wall's not gonna fall. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm just trying to cut this guy's wrist. We did a cleanup and plants, like, dude, like, dude, just you did it. It's on Amerson. Yeah, big ass when we do it a corner.

unknown 1:39:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:41

Yeah, right. Like, get away from me. I'm working by your house, right? And this lady, she's an older lady, but she wants to do her whole front yard. So she's doing like terracing three walls. And then on the bottom of her steps, there's like a wall. Yeah, you're what kind of blood you got. So it's fucking his fucking dying. The neighbor's like, I told her I don't want this wall done. Like, dude, she's literally hanging. Like literally hanging for a ring wall. Yeah. Because she doesn't want around so much shit. He's like, yay. She's like, hold on. She's like, she's buying the wall. Like, I don't want to. He's like, well, you can't park on my driveway. I just I gotta step on your driveway. How close is my ass? It's like his driveway, the wall was falling into his driveway. She didn't like the way it looked. She wanted all the walls to match. She told him I will fix you all for fucking freak. Right. And he's still bitching about it. It's his head. You got after I'll tell you what's at. It's like literally the threat of the street. Okay. Like same sector, like in that area.

SPEAKER_08 1:40:56

Yeah. The cold sacred part.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:58

Yeah. Absolutely. I just said it. I said it so you should look at it. I like I wish you could see how crazy this motherfucker was looking at me, dude. Like he looked like I'm like, this motherfucker's insane. John, I mean, I'd be pissed too. Would you sand blast this wall? Dude, go, yeah, dude, like. There's no way blower. It's like there's no way a blower.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:22

That Ivy's holding it up by the world. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:26

It looked like somebody tried to go down there and like do some brick. Yeah. And realized like this shit ain't that easy. Like he did probably. Yeah. It was like my mom said it was gonna be easy. She was gonna make me a hard parking. We're gonna see your boys over my desk truck over there.

unknown 1:41:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:44

Near there, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're near Winchester Thursday. But that's the thing. Like, this dude, like this dude. Like when I told him that my guys make more money than he does, you could tell he didn't big dick me caught up mad. Yeah. He was like, What'd you say, Mike? Maybe my W Dom. He's like, yeah, right, yeah, right. He's like, yeah, I go with HBO Max and Netflix. Yeah. He's like, so what? I use my module. I should have told him to get back to the base. Yeah. I'm fine. He's like, I'm smart. He's like, it's cold. Yeah. He's just top duty. Taking care of family. Have you ever thought of that? I'm like that, dude. I haven't. I'm gonna get back to work now, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:24

Yeah, yeah. Deckhead, I'm the son in Rosaldo and Sunday. You're talking to the son, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:29

And then my dad's like, he's like, see, I would have let him go with all that. I said, Dad, I know you'd fight. He lived for that. I knew you live for this confrontation. I didn't like, dude, I'm just like, dude, this was so bizarre. It was bizarre. So what my blower made that fall down. Oh, dude, he would have had this dude would have probably tried to stab him. I was right. I'm like, dude, after that one comment about his cutting his mom's graph, like, dude, he that made you could just tell that ate him up. He's the world. That was a double. He's waiting for me to come back. He's like, I'm gonna do push-ups in my basement, Mom. Mom, leave me alone. I'm doing push-ups. Yeah, I'm listening to Mike D mock. I'm gonna fight this landscaper. Alright, everybody. We're gonna take a quick commercial break. Be right back with more Greenful Slice Podcast.

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SPEAKER_02 1:44:12

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SPEAKER_05 1:44:59

Hey, what's the right Weller Grease Fox Podcast? We're about to jump into what we're grateful to do. What we're grateful to do. What are your favorite things to do in Pittsburgh during the summer? Drink. Check out, check out Muff. Chasing the muff around. Oh man. Yeah, well, that's that's a good old-fashioned pastime. Get a buck out, Gabin, every once in a while. Who wants to go in the clipper? I've been trying to get my kids to go on the clipper. Yeah, I'm going to clipper. My daughter Maria told me she's not getting on that old ass ghetto boat. I don't know where the fuck she got that from. She was like, ghetto. Who is speaking in with a clipper around her? She did. I don't know. Exactly. She was like, she's hanging out with the wrong crowd. Yeah. I was like, you're going. Yeah, it's a piece of shit. We're going on it. It's only one weekend. They go flex seal on the side. It's fine. Flex sealed that whole thing. I saw it. There's a summer campers. I do honestly, my favorite thing. Uh like go, dude. Honestly, gun on the river is a good thing. Oh, you uh salt lights, only salt lights. I'm gonna I'm gonna buy state on that, dude. There ain't no way I'm buying a boat to go on the goddamn Minong.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:16

No, no, you got the best, you got friends that got boats. You're good.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:19

My brother-in-law is sister-in-law, so it's like, hey, yeah, you want to take the girls with the city. You need company? Sure. Got it. We better get some people to come on the drink. My kids, I'm gonna drown them in the mall. Put them floaties on. Yeah, yeah. You guys got your aqua socks on or not? Stay away from the bloated river rat. She's fine. She got Gronks on. Not a lot to do. Go do one more. Would you rather have to swim across a 150-foot pole to escape a hungry shark or run across a football field 100 yards to escape an angry gorilla? They both would kill me. I'd rather check out Muff. Check out Muff. He's like, I'd rather streak naked across McGeefield for a 40 volty. Yeah. I think it takes the shark longer to turn around in the water and the gorilla. You gotta run zigzags. Everybody knows sharks are gay.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:23

All right, everybody. Thanks so much for tuning in this week. Have a great week. And remember, folks, Greenfoot loves you. We're right. See you next Thursday at Poor Bingo.