Morgan Wallen Drama & Absolute Pittsburgh Chaos - EP 319 - GFP

This week the boys break down the Morgan Wallen controversy after his Pittsburgh concert was suddenly canceled, leaving fans frustrated and city officials claiming they were never contacted about the decision. Fortunately, the Washington Wild Things stepped up and offered free tickets to disappointed concertgoers. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers another all-time lineup of insanity, including a barber allegedly beating up a customer over a bad online review, a reported tiger loose on a balcony that turned out to be a chunky house cat, and perhaps the greatest scanner call of the year—a man riding a motorbike through Pittsburgh with a monkey on his back while allegedly macing pedestrians.

Corndick of the Week features a tragic and bizarre story involving industrial-strength glue being used as a substitute for a condom, plus a police officer who went viral after ticketing a one-handed woman for allegedly holding a cellphone while driving. Brother in Arms brings the laughs with a Florida man desperately searching for his stolen seven-foot pet shark, a Louisiana fugitive who survived an alligator attack and still kept running from police, and eight students rescued after spending hours stranded 100 feet in the air on a stalled roller coaster. Throw in Gear Grinders and another ridiculous round of What Would Greenfield Do, and you've got one of the wildest episodes of the year.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:04

He paid for it. I was like, you know what I mean? I know money like getting my 500 order with a crack. So like it's like But the business didn't. It seems like a lot of crack. It is could be surprised. Yeah. Crack ain't like Coke. You know what I mean? Like you got fire or coke that last you long. Fire over a crack. You can smoke it like that. Generally, once you start, you don't once you pop, you don't stop. Yeah, it's it's like a Pringle can of Pringle. Right. Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Gringo Fast Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Z Bird Zidell. With me as always, all the boys are in the building. To the left of me, we've got my main man, PHK. What's up, boys? To the right of him, we got it.

SPEAKER_16 0:45

I do not.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

PHK. I got it.

SPEAKER_16 0:49

I thought we'd talk about getting insulting.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

No. We got uh Justin Timberlake to the running looking young as hell. Surely shaved his beard, yeah, looking all handsome. Yeah, got berated into it. Yeah, yeah, the whole squad got me. And then my main main man, my co-host, Angry John. What's up, Angry John? So we got so much going on, but we gotta get this sponsor read first. So this Thursday at the Butler Street Derby. It it'll be uh bingo. It's uh my birthday, so we're gonna do like the you know nothing for it. So what I'm asking you to do is if you want to come out and hang out, I'll be here doing bingo, and I'd love to see you from 8 to 10. Also, it's Mr. Tits' birthday. That would be the father of young Eagle Tits. Uh Happy Birthday, Senior Tits. He's the Eagle Tits Senior. Yeah, he listens to everyone listening, dude. It's like we have like three of them left.

SPEAKER_16 1:54

How old's old Eagle Tits?

SPEAKER_02 1:56

71. 71, but he's a young Eagle.

SPEAKER_16 1:59

Two years ago, he was 69.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

Yeah. He was eating a muff. He was eating this muff. He was like he's like, he's like, get out your shop back. I'm about to suck. I'm about to suck your muff. Dude, this podcast is gonna be pandemonium. Um, how is everybody been? We always do a wellness check since it's mental health awareness month. Is it? Is it? It's a weather month, yeah. They go hand in hand.

SPEAKER_16 2:38

Yeah, mental health and pride. They go penis in hand. Right. I'm I'm I'm doing very well. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Good. That's good. That's good. Good to hear. Good to hear, brother.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

I'm hanging on by it, Fred. No one can scale a man.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Yeah, go get him a bottle of liquor. Flush it down with prime. It's always time with prime. Yeah. Yeah. I used to do that. End up in old method. Yeah. Flushed it all down with Brian my whole life with that. It's only true. Uh Dr. Schultz, you get to guys game this weekend? Uh no, man. I've been trying to lay well. I've had a I've had a like every every day at work.

SPEAKER_06 3:21

It's like whatever could go. What is it? Murphy's Law? Yeah. Whatever can go wrong, it will go wrong. I've been living there for like two weeks. It's just been out real quick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

I like it. It's little stupid shit. You know what I mean? I woke up like every day there's something fucked up. You just gotta call you guys. You just gotta like realize it's gonna happen and just you gotta know shit sandwiches are coming your way. You're just like, what am I dipping it in? Make it go down a little easier.

SPEAKER_16 3:44

Rope a dough. I mean, it's a busy season for all you guys now, right? Yeah, six days a week. You're on six days, ten hours a day, six days a week.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

We're uh excuse me. Sorry. Huge fan. Thanks for Honk. Uh huge followers. Uh we're five. Yeah, we're about down to five, and some people still got it. It's uh we're still super busy.

SPEAKER_16 4:03

Yeah, still super busy. So the rain day, if you cancel it on the week, you guys are gonna come in Saturday to make it? I would, yeah. Yeah, it's that busy time.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

Yeah, if it was like in August or something, it's a different story, but this time of year.

SPEAKER_06 4:13

Yeah, dude, it's the grooming of this. Spring grooming and all that shit on the landscaping and all that still. A little bit of everything there. Yeah. Thanks for stressing me out.

SPEAKER_04 4:22

Sorry.

SPEAKER_16 4:24

How's the concrete?

SPEAKER_02 4:25

I've been scouring the city for one certain kind of block, dude. I can find them. Fuck no. I checked. Dude, that's that's next, they'll just be like inflatable blocks up there. Why'd my wall fall down? The thorns growing, dude. You got you uh went to an outing this weekend. I did. It was 2K football outing. It was uh good time.

SPEAKER_04 4:49

Seeing some uh old players that were like uh like the uh early 90s when I was like a ball boy there.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Like they remember, yeah, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 4:58

I was like I was like 12 with a mustache, like them dudes like when I was younger, we stayed at like it was like three days for them guys, and like we hung out with the players a lot, me and the other ball boys, and they they like taught you like a lot of like adult shit. You know what I mean? So like back in early 90s before anybody in this room had sex, who's Bush. Right, yeah, George W. There was George W. You said the one dude was telling like so it's like a football player was telling me. Who is it George W. Dude the first time like I went to like grab some muff, yeah? Yeah, he was like he was trying to explain me how where the muff was. It was under here, he was up and under. Yeah, he said, You've got to go, he's like, it's not right in, it's up and under. He's like, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

He's like, You didn't have so much hair back then. You don't love it. Yeah, it started at a basic ended at a fucking back. He's right about that. I I felt this when I was like 11 looking at, you know what I mean. Even the Playboys are still so much fur. I thought it was right there. Yeah in a sense, right? So this dude, like as a young man, like 11 years old, or whatever I was, dude was just playing it. He gave you the coordinates. It's under you needed that it's up and under. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. You go do stuff from the king of the finger back.

SPEAKER_16 6:12

That's why they called a landing strip. It's what he was pulling a landing strip.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

I knew how to get they gave me the map. He's trying to bang Bush.

SPEAKER_04 6:23

Now these kids they don't know, it's wide open. Yeah, they do everything.

SPEAKER_16 6:28

They got nothing to the imagination. Yeah, it's just it's all easy for them. They're just giving them. I mean, they probably YouTube'd it before they went out on the phone. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

You can look at porn on your phone.

SPEAKER_16 6:37

You don't have to still shot.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

Like, wait, if I pull this stuff, AI comport. Exactly. Dude, hang out with them older dudes. Like, when you were younger, that had to be the thing.

SPEAKER_04 6:47

Dude, like dudes were bringing in chicks, like smashing, like kicking the chicks out. Yeah, it was just like a whole thing. Well, you were living on the campus with them. Yeah, because we had to stay there two weeks. I was like, they used to be like slave leaders.

SPEAKER_13 6:57

Even before you were even in high school.

unknown 6:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Yeah, when people even go to high school. We'd like pull off the pets. Dude, practice was like 7 a.m. We had to pull off the pads. Duquesne didn't have like a field back then. So we were going to South Stadium, Dean Field. We were going, there was a like place in Northside. Yeah. Like, dude, all the time. Whatever's open. That was like, I think, when what's up? Like, first sort, like when everybody started saying what's up. I remember being younger, and all the players were what's up? What's up? Like, I didn't know. I would I kept always said nothing.

unknown 7:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

Say, What's up? Like, nothing. Like, why do you fucking guys keep asking this fucking thing? Do I look sick or something? Yeah, then you're like, dude, just say what's up now.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

It's funny. It's funny, little shit like that, like you don't know it, and then you get rid of some older dudes, they scroll you a little bit, and you're like, that's a big help. You know what I was like, it's it was like under the bush and what's up back. Yeah. What was it?

SPEAKER_06 7:44

12. Was it was it was it was it dope? Or was it like what's the the cool word like to say that back in the early 90s?

SPEAKER_02 7:53

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_06 7:55

That shit's fresh. Sweet. I remember sweet.

SPEAKER_16 7:58

Sweet, sweet, still sweet.

SPEAKER_06 7:59

Like, oh, dude, I mean, yeah, I don't know. Jive was big. Yeah. That's Jive.

SPEAKER_16 8:04

Jive. You thought what are we in the 70s? Jive Turkey. Jive ass turkey. Don't want Trump, don't want the help.

SPEAKER_02 8:13

I always, I mean, I I didn't have like a huge uh arsenal of cool words. I was like, ew, sweet. Tits was like became like a term for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Was it? I think, yeah.

unknown 8:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_16 8:29

I'm guessing. I'm I'm maybe maybe not in Greenfield.

SPEAKER_06 8:31

I'm saying, dude, that's tits. What would you say in Boschin?

SPEAKER_16 8:35

I don't know. I was asking. I don't even remember.

SPEAKER_06 8:37

I was asking what dope was.

SPEAKER_16 8:39

Dope? I don't think we ever said dope. I was just making up a word to try to carry on a conversation.

SPEAKER_04 8:44

Like, dude, that's the brothers will still say dope.

SPEAKER_16 8:47

It was more like what they would say in the Hilda Circuit. That's what I was saying.

SPEAKER_06 8:51

Like, dudes are doing dope.

SPEAKER_04 8:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:53

You know what I mean? Like, don't fuck with that. There's so like the brothers would say fly. That was fly. Dope is fine. It's pretty fly for a white guy.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

Dope is like one of them words that can be used for so many different things. Like that, like I hear it now used more often for people say a chick's dope as fuck. Like working here in a nightclub, like younger dudes were talking about chicks like, yo, she's dope as fuck.

SPEAKER_16 9:13

But to the young guys saying that it's like retro talk. Like breaking it back.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

No, I think they're just saying she's hot.

SPEAKER_16 9:19

They're just re-recircling everything around.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

But like I don't like I don't know. I know what they're saying. I know what it means. I'm just like saying, like, I was like, yeah, she does go to mean terror cutter. Probably got a nice muff. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 9:32

But like, that's what we say when we get older.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

But if you make your way to the muff. Yeah. So up and under. I thank God you told me that because I found that uh you know the hard way. Yeah, I mean the body he went right by the muff, right to the front. Yeah, he was he did not pass hole. Remember back to the biggest eating roots.

SPEAKER_04 9:50

The boy was young as hell. He couldn't find the treasure map. He went to whole number.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

Right to the Ford Factory. His present and made himself at home. Yeah, he back to the old Ford Factory. Um, so obviously, this is like probably one of the big bigger stories. Uh people pissed off at Morgan Wallin. He canceled his Saturday show after talking with local officials. And and my team, um, this isn't coming from me, this is coming from O'Connor. And my team, there is no choice but to cancel tonight's show due to severe adverse weather conditions expected through the rest of the day and I'm O'Connor told KDK there was no contact of public safety or my administration. Okay. That kind of clearly. Somebody's lying. So he's throwing Wallin under the bus. Wallens throwing him under the bus? Yeah, Wallen's not throwing him under the bus. Wallin's saying um, you know, he he talked and they were like, we had uh people safety comes first. Uh you know, he left on his private jet from my. Dude, I heard, I heard. So my brother-in-law, my niece would have tell him to go to the concert Saturday night. Yeah. He said Friday night after his concert. He must have said it after 40. Uh stage AE or some shit. Yeah. And he said he was turning up till like 9 30 a.m. That's why he didn't want to do the concert. Now I've heard that too, but here's my theory on that. You're Morgan Rong. You're used to doing that.

SPEAKER_04 11:21

When did he put out that statement? Because he looked pretty clear-eyed in that statement. Yeah, later on. He couldn't give you that good of a statement 48 hours after a Bender like that. Right. No. So he didn't know that. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 11:31

He's a lot younger than us. He put that out that he turned out. Right. So, like, my thing is like, I don't I think the drugs and uncle hurts him. We've got that much money. Here, and the other thing, say he's going to 9 30. We gotta get him some fucking sleep. He can sleep eight hours.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

A whole eight hours. And then we're only at six o'clock. He's still got four hours after it.

SPEAKER_16 11:53

He got the antidote to the antidotes. Yes, I'm to the antidotes.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

They got IVs, they can hook up with him and flying.

SPEAKER_04 11:59

I don't believe the hangover thing. More doing it. Here's the thing. Here's the other thing. Here's his side, I think. There was tornado warnings. Yeah. Now the these weather men, they want to hype the shit. It was supposed to rain today. Well, like I said, they hype up the weather due to the tornado. A micro burst goes through that stadium and picks up that stage, people do die. Maybe they're like fucked the road at some point. Every other county and a half. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:21

Every other county around us got like fucked. Yeah. You know what I mean? They certainly go to the basement out there from that. Yeah, it could be. So if it sets up over the stadium, yeah, you're fucked. You don't know where it comes from.

SPEAKER_16 12:33

There's no choice nowadays to do that shit. You can't. It ain't like you're going out in Star Lake in the lawn in the rain. Like you said, he building a it ain't a permanent stage. It's there. Well, like I said, rain's one thing.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

You start calling tornado, tornado morning. Then they're like, fuck that. Did the ticket say rain or shine? Everybody's getting a refund. Well, here's the thing. I got two things to say. So hear me out on this. For one, everybody bought refunded. But 60% of the sale of those tickets were from second and second party. Third party, yeah. Yeah. The person who originally bought the ticket gets the refund, not the other person. I have no fucking clue. Yeah, my brother-in-law, he got his refund. He bought it from Ticketmaster. Okay. He got his refund. Right. But if you go like Stubhub or some shit where it's been handled, whoever behind it, yeah. Yeah. So that's another thing. Here's the other thing. And this is coming from a super duper reliable source of not making this up. So someone that I live with works with someone who has like some very high-up connections at Hindfield. They were like, we'll get you tickets more than all right, you know, they last weekend. Oh really? Bottom down like in the thing, on the on the floor. The thing was the following day, or like they had all this shit going on in the morning. Like they had to go to the recital. They were like, is there she asked a lady behind the side earlier? No. It was a Morgan Wallers, someone out of Morgan Wallers camp. That's how they were close. She said to her, you know what? Can you can you is there any way you can get a Saturday instead? And the girl made a weird face and was like, You better go Friday. So at the time, this lady thought nothing of it. She was like, uh, probably sold out fucking so. Which it could have been. I'm not saying any of this is an indication, but she told the person I live with that she said, I never thought twice about it until God came. In retrospect, you think about it, you're like, wait, is this type of shit? Is it that's the thing? I have there's no evidence, there's no proof, not like that. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_04 14:51

They might have had one foot out the door anyway when they see the weather forecast. They were calling for shitty weather for a few days before Saturday night. Saturday night. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

And this happened one other time. People keep bringing up this time in Florida where he bailed on a second show. My thing is like the dude, people are like, you know, that's a lot of money. He's losing blah blah blah. He left on his private jet. I don't think dude gives a fuck. He has Ticketmaster by the balls. Like, if he he is a conspiracy, if he did leave and he was fucked and he did it like just saying, fuck it, there's nothing no punishment for him. Ticketmaster isn't dropping this dude. He's the biggest draw right now.

unknown 15:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

He's the biggest draw.

SPEAKER_16 15:27

And so you're selling off the stadium two nights in a row. And if you and if you do it, I mean like he said one other time he built on a second show? Out of how many concerts?

SPEAKER_02 15:37

And shit happens every fucking weekend. Right. Well, probably every night. How much do you think he makes on a concert? Over a million dollars. Oh, easily over a million dollars. Per concert? I would say, I would say two, I'd say per show two million dollars. You think? Between merch? Yeah, dude. I know what this the fucking tickets that they had cost. It was an exorbitant amount of money. He's making way more than a million a show, just without the merch. You gotta understand something. Ticketmaster is ticket. Right, the venue. I mean, I understand a lot of hate. I don't know how his things are contracted, but usually you're paid per show, regardless of ticket sales. And they do that, like the people, because tickets get sold for like five, six hundred dollars after a thousand, and like that's like third party, you know. I mean, it's like he ain't gonna see none of that money. You know, I mean, so it's all like right, secondary markets.

SPEAKER_04 16:24

Yeah, that's just a markup that the dude's did your uh did your sister and brother or your niece and brother-in-law go go down the worst shore just to hang out at all? No, so they just really wanted to see.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

They were actually going down with uh a friend of theirs, you know, Brad.

SPEAKER_04 16:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

They were gonna go down there with him. He had like a fucking crazy uh tailgate going. And it was like what, 1.30 or something when they cancelled it? So my niece, me, was like, I guess we're drinking here and just started pouring shots, dude.

SPEAKER_16 16:51

See, no, they got refund on their ticket, but not to travel here, not to everything. See, then no, but I think it's Steve, if you caught them on StubHub, I think you're getting a refund from StubHub too. I mean, StubHub got the refund from where they bought it from, but they ain't gonna they're they're just a transaction, they don't ever touch. So it's you selling it to me, but through Stubhub. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

So you so some people made double the money. Like, sorry, sorry for you. Yeah, and like I have no idea how like they go about doing that. I was working Friday night. I fucking I met a guy here at the Derby from New Orleans. He was like the super funny, like southern black dude, was up here for for Morgan Wallin. He had been up here years past for Jason L. Dean, he said it was the best concert he ever went to, so he wanted to come back up. He loved to come to concerts here. This dude, like, put I was thinking, imagine he had thousands of dollars wrapped up in this trip. You know what I mean? And like that I'm not I'm not saying I have no idea what happened. I don't like to speculate, like, uh, so we went towards it was he left because of the tornadoes. The tornado of bullshit. But like, you know, I think I forgot what I was gonna say. No, I mean I get it, dude, because like my my brother-in-law and uh and niece, they stayed at my parents' house so much. Yeah, $200 back.

SPEAKER_04 18:16

Because at the end of the day, who gives a fuck? I mean, I don't even have people to $300. If you stay down like north side, it ended up being a beautiful day.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

And they didn't just keep that tailgating. Like they let you tailgate. Yeah, you know, usually like they would close the lots or something after that, but they let you know. I worked that night, it was fucking nuts. Jumping. Everyone came, still went out, their cowboy boots, and all that shit. It was probably a spike for the economy, honestly, that he wasn't there. It was a spike for local business. Like that's right. Every bar, like all the people were out, it was fucking packed. Like people, it was like I'm going out tonight. Society in Pittsburgh was cracking that night. You know what I mean? Like, people were like, fuck it, I don't care. And that kind of showed like people just need a reason to party. Yeah, I mean, like, some conviction.

SPEAKER_04 19:03

We have about six months of decent weather.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

Yeah, you got you got like 12 fucking Sundays or weekends that you could really.

SPEAKER_16 19:09

And I think too, like the girl that got the tickets for Friday, and then you like you got a free ticket for Friday, like that's a hard ticket to get two days in a row. So I would think even more, throw cold water on a conspiracy, like I didn't know that. No, no, no, I can't get you a ticket two days in a row.

SPEAKER_04 19:25

She would no, she'd rather have the Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

She would she asked her, like, hey, is there any chance you gonna get it from me for set? Could I go Saturday instead? Because like she didn't already, okay, I got you. She didn't have tickets. Right. And and the the girl that she was dealing with had like unlimited access to shit. She's like, she said it was just she was like, what she said, take the Friday. Gave her like the Go Friday. Go Friday. So like people say, Virgin always thought, fuck you. I'm just saying None of us know what we're talking about. Have you ever listened to podcasts before? I'm just throwing that out there. I mean, Hinesfield has to be able to throw some weight around. Like, what do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well they tried to call him. They they they called him and they were like, what the fuck do you mean he's in the air? They were like, they're we we're here to like how are you canceling without talking to anybody? Why don't you call us first? Right. They didn't call any, they just canceled it. His people talked to their people and said, Who the fuck was he on to? He was going to Philly after that. Was he? That was his next concert. I think after Philly, it's Chicago or something. So that's so actually so hey, but here's the another thing. We never know what the fuck's going on.

SPEAKER_04 20:36

Dude, the weather forecast in the city was fucking so off. Yeah. Because like, we were at that golf hour and it rained on us one whole, like, we literally, by the time we went, ate dinner, and there was like raffles, by the time we went to the car, the rain was gone. I tell you what, though, they we were coming from near the airport to clear the fucking traffic out. I never got through the Fort Pitten.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

Still at the Morgan Mall on Friday night going through. The shit the security guard is filming it. He grabs the phone, he tosses it, people were like up in arms about it. Um everyone keeps saying she should have been doing her job working security. There's a lot more to that story. That girl doing security didn't give a fuck about Morgan Wallen. It wasn't even her phone.

SPEAKER_06 21:21

A girl who was sitting there who was handicapped gave her phone over.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Now, I will say that's crazy. Morgan Wallen has no fucking idea that a handicapped girl gave his phone as a security board. He clearly states if you're in that pit, no video it. So, like, I get both no one's really like an ass when I mean, yeah, that's your that's your thing. You you don't want no one filming there's stuff going on backstage, you don't want people seeing anything. I get it. You let them dine into that pit place. A lot of those people in the pit were brought down by him. Like they didn't buy those tickets. What they do is they take people from Peanut Heaven and they offer, they Hey, you've been selected. And then they bring him down to the pit, and people are like, What? So, like, this handicapped person was down here, sitting here, gives the phone. How does the girl say no? The girl's like, sure, I'll try it. You know, we have no idea how the what that interaction was like. And was holding the phone up, he's seen it, and then he like tossed it. It was kind of wild. Hopefully she got her phone back. I don't I have no idea. That'd be a pretty cool video. She got a free one now.

SPEAKER_16 22:29

I'm sure somebody caught you.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

I mean, he has thrown a fucking space. They can't fucking listen here in Pittsburgh. I think it's fit.

SPEAKER_16 22:40

I say, no throwing.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

I wonder how many poo. I wonder if anybody we know is back at stage AE.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Getting tore up. Yeah. That's I'm sure I'd like if if you are, you can reach out anonymously and let us know. If it's going down until 9.30 in the morning, yeah, it was definitely a hundred percent chance of snow. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was flurries. No, snow Friday night, tornado, Saturday, no chance. Imagine that. But do you agree on the one thing they say? Like when people say when they when saying he's partying till 9 30 morning, one thing. Like that guy with all his money and everything he has access to, he can get to he can make it that way. I have no access to any of the shit he has access to, and I've party till 931.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

And went to work. And went to work.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

He got through it. Can't afford no tornadoes. I ain't got time for no tornadoes. Fuck the weather. Right. Yeah. Like, I mean, because in my stuff, Pittsburgh's such a great place. Such a great place for these dudes to come. Like, he don't want to fuck. You know, I mean, he don't want to burn the city. Oh, dude, dude. Country town. Yeah, it's great.

SPEAKER_16 23:46

The Chesney concerts were always big down Hines and every time.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Oh, dude. Motherfuckers would care to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_04 23:50

Chesney, dude. Dudes wouldn't even care. That was the same thing, though. Dude, my boys would not even care about going into Chesney. They would have been perfectly fine with that fucking parking lot party.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

You gotta wear sunglasses so you don't get caught staring. They wouldn't do more than stare. They wanted to get a taste of some muff. Right. Through that, get through the landing strip. Up and under. Yeah, up and under the muff. If they're singing rap songs, yeah. Hey, muff diving. Chasing the muff around. Muff daddy. Muff daddy.

SPEAKER_16 24:29

Here, Uncle June putts from the muff.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

I mean, rough. Real quick, because I got a funny story about this. Uh, Washington Wild Things gave out free tickets for their game. Anyone who had Morgan Wallon tickets uh stay and they still wanted people to have a fun night. That's cool. I don't think Washington Wild Think tickets cost that much money. They were a fucking great time to go to. Didn't you ever get a chance to go check out Washington Wild Things game? Years ago, I lived in Washington County. I was working at IGS, and there was a guy that comes in and he was like, he would fix our machines. I ran these lasers. He was there, it was a Thursday night, it was dollar beer night. At the time I was still involved in it. So the dude was like, is there anything to do around here? I'm like, dude, it's like dollar beer night. This dude had like a company credit card, all the shit, and he was like, dollar beer night. I'm like, what are you gonna get into? You get cash or beans on every company credit card? He was like, he was like, I don't know. Here's a problem. I can only get us crack. That wasn't even a problem. He just told him that. Dude was like, I don't know, I'll smoke some crack. And I'm like, all right, I'm like, you know, so I I gotta be in Toledo on Tuesday. We we go on a we got like a significant amount of crack, and we're smoking crack, hanging out, having having a good old time. This dude got like, you know what I mean, actually like at Dollar Beer night, or did you just skip the no? We went to the game, got shit face drunk, then went and smoked crack. We left halfway through after like five beers. Dude, I I almost here's the thing. People are like, no, you did. I honestly drink probably 20 beers. Because they're in smaller cups. Yeah, yeah. They weren't like the cups. Buster a dollar, you get like four or five at a time. Yeah, so me and him are getting like we're getting like a six at a time. You know, I mean, we're just crossing these fucking beers, having a good time. Drinking the city. Hey, strip, I'm like, no, there ain't no strip clubs like, dude, we have to go away. Pittsburgh, but I can get cracked. So anyway, shorten that part of the story up. So we smoke crack, have a great time. We're cutting up. Fucking, I'm feeling like fucking death. But luckily, like I'm like, I had a little bit of the other antidote that could like even me back out. So I'm like, I can go to work.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

So I I go to work and my boss, like I'm not like I could get away with it, but I could like go in there and like kind of like it was a Friday. Friday was one day you could kind of half ass everything.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

So I at least show up. So then like I get there, it's be like nine o'clock, they're like, where's Greg at? I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, I don't fucking know. I'm not as fuck, I'm gonna like open. And I'm like, I don't know, where is he? Is he right? He's like, no, he's like, he never showed up today. I'm like, they're like, dude, they were like, he didn't he's supposed to get on a plane today at noon and fly back home, but he has to come here checking and sign these papers. He knows get a hold of them. Like, where'd he go? Like, where'd you guys go last night? Because everyone knew we were going on. Like, dude, when's it again? I'm like, we had a couple beers. And you're like, and they're like, smoke some crack. And then the one dude, like Joe, was like, dude, what the fuck did you do to that guy? And I'm like, oh my fucking friend. I'm like, dude, I didn't even sleep yet. And he was like, dude, where is this guy? He has to sign these papers. Like, he's you know what I mean. Well he ended up being okay. Like, he ended up like in rehab, he ended up. He like flew back home. It was definitely like all like conspiracy theory, but like, I just played off, I didn't know what happened to him. They were writing a full fucking missing persons report because like no one could get hold of his wife and how he missed this. They put a bolo on him.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

Yeah, but I'd love to know the story he came up with.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Yeah. So I got wrong. Well, Mary, what it happened was I got wrong in Washington County. Did he go home the same time you did? Was he still like, I'm still up the sun? He went back. When did you guys part ways that you went to work or not? Five, it was like 4 30 in the morning. I was like, dude, I he was like, oh man, dude, I'm fucking. He's like, dude, I'm like, dude, we're out of crack, I gotta go. There was still a little bit, there was still some crack left. And I left the form. I didn't want to leave. No, he paid for it. I was like, yeah, I mean, I didn't have money like to have to buy $500 worth of crack. So like people say But the business didn't. It seems like a lot of crack. It is yeah crack. To be surprised. Yeah, crack ain't like coke. You know what I mean? Like you got $500 coke, last you long. Five old crack, you can smoke it like that. Just go as quick as $5 crack. Yeah, no, not that quick.

SPEAKER_16 29:06

I mean, but generally, once you start, you don't once you pop, you don't stop. Yeah, it's it's like a pringle, a can of Pringle.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Right. There was like a point where like I knew he wanted to start, like he was starting to be like, dude, I kind of want to like save a little bit. I knew he was like trying to run me out. So I'm like, I'm not leaving just, yeah. Give me three more rocks. Yeah, so he was like, I was like, dude, why don't you give me like a little piece of crack to take home? And like I'll get out of here. So he was like, all right, deal. And that's where I parted ways. And it was like five in the morning. Went home. Ain't never seen him since the crack. Yeah, he uh they ended up he ended up like going home, and I never heard from him again, surprisingly. But uh, yeah, he didn't lose his job around. They never sent him back though, like to fix them, it was always someone else. You know, I mean, dude were like Yeah, I wouldn't say his employment was terminated after that. Yeah, he was dude, he was the man there. So, like, I mean, they were he they only had like three repairmen in the United States to fix these machines. They were like, dude, Steve does such a good job. He can repair 20 machines in one night. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like he's on he's on something that kind of like he has black stuff on his face, but he's killing it right now. I could tell like he probably only smoked crack once before that. Yeah, no. Is he a rook? He popped his chair. Yeah, he was like, I was like, do you smoke crack before? He's like, Yeah, like, dude, yeah, like one of the like same situation. Like Bitch you ain't never smoked no motherfucking crack. Yeah, he knew how to get there, but like, dude, he was it was it was but crack isn't like coke, it's not a very social drug. So, like, you smoke crack and like two dudes were like hanging out. It's not like two dudes like telling each other life stories, which would be like smoking on the dude smoking crack and like walking around the same coffee table like 70 times. Like Yeah, that sounds like a great time. It doesn't, but yet it is.

SPEAKER_16 30:47

Dude, don't knock it till you try it. Dude, I wanna thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

I wanted to bring this up real quick. Did anyone see the fucking documentary about that girl who killed Crash the car? Yeah. Yes. So dude. Yeah, it's called crash. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

Oh man, you're not gonna give it all away right now, are you?

SPEAKER_02 31:08

No. No. So in this document, I promise. I'm seriously. Uh, if you if you're listening right now, definitely watch the document. So good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely watch the automated crash. I'll just tell you what the basis of it is. It's uh teenage driver, girl, and her boyfriend in her car with a friend. They get in an accident, and the two of the unfortunately, the boyfriend and the other guy, they die in the car accident. She survives. They're all like 17. They're all like 17. It's super sad. It takes a really weird fucking turn. So do not like miss this talk. Like, this is a mustboy talk. Can I say one thing about it? All blank and parents are all terrible people. Oh, yeah. The parents are all shit people.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Her parents are worse. Yeah, they are extremely follow-up on this and trash. This is it on Netflix.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Do we get Netflix? The other parents are dead people. Yes. Tune in. Are fucking trash people. The other one is this other one called The Many Lives of Benjamin Hive or something like that. And it's about this dude who finds himself like they find him in a Burger King dumpster, and he's like, yeah. He says he can't remember anything about his life. And you're like, what happened? He's like, oh, I was beaten up in a tag.

SPEAKER_04 32:23

Was he like, I was at a Washington Wild Things game?

SPEAKER_03 32:26

He's like, I was still in your camera. Little guy's going overly.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

So this fucking dude goes for 20 years, like 20 some years, he says he doesn't remember anything that happened. So he's on the documentary. They're in your documentary, they haven't hooked up their microphone the whole time, or microphones the whole time. So he goes back to meet his brother. They're like me and everything, and the cameras are rolling. They go in the house. They don't shut the microphones off. The dude's completely full of shit. He just made everything up. No, he's there's a reason why he's been pretending like he has amnesia. I don't want to ruin it for everybody.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

Now I get to see it.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

They called that a teaser.

SPEAKER_16 33:07

Two weeks Netflix reviews. I think Kelly watched that crash when she's gonna be like, oh, you didn't want to watch it when I wanted to watch it. Now you hear about it on the podcast, but you gotta watch it.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

Rosa forced me to watch it. It's actually, once you start watching it, what the fuck? My sister wants everybody to watch the Michael Jackson one. My sister-in-law loves it. She was like, man, it's so good.

SPEAKER_05 33:26

It's just Pittsburgh Scanner. The first one was sent in by Yosh. Southside, East Carson Street. Kohler said that he gave a barber shop a bad review online. The barber just saw him and beat his ass.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

That's phenomenal stuff.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

That's good.

SPEAKER_02 33:43

That's good size. That's good stuff.

SPEAKER_04 33:45

Let me tell you something. If you write a bad review, I get it. There's been times I've been like so mad I almost did, but then I realized that like I'm not a cunt. I probably just won't go back to the place. Yeah, I'm a man.

SPEAKER_06 33:58

Bigger businesses I care less. Small businesses.

SPEAKER_04 34:01

I know, but do you want to fuck a small business might have had a bad day? I don't know. Bad reviews.

SPEAKER_06 34:05

I might have put details.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

No, I like the comments.

SPEAKER_04 34:09

I do like South. Yeah, some somewhere in the Southside. Somebody gives you a bad cut. You just take it. Yeah, yeah, you just try to fucking mouth. Yeah, go right in his fucking look. He messes up your fade, dude. You just go to the next, you shave and deal with it in two months. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

You got a week, so deal with it. I ain't trying to ruin no one's business over a bad haircut. I don't have a problem. Dude, my guy not as well.

SPEAKER_04 34:31

My guy's the man in the mirror. Dude, so I went to this other barbershop that's kind of like hipster-ish. Yeah. There was like a hipster argument. It was like super like passive aggressive, but it was intense. He's like, no, man, you're there's like a younger hipster who was like heckling the two older hipsters. And they were like, dude, you're just always so negative.

SPEAKER_16 34:48

Like, any though?

SPEAKER_04 34:49

This dude was like, man, I'm not negative. You're negative. He's like, it's because I'm around you all day.

SPEAKER_03 34:56

He's like, you're fucking at my whole thing.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

This dude's like, I'm not negative. It took this dude like five minutes to come back. He's like, I'm not negative. He's like, I'm just peachy.

SPEAKER_02 35:06

And I'm like, dude, got your head? Yeah, I'm like, dude. I'm like, are these dudes about to bang? Well, you get the straight razor, just slice my fucking hand. Hipster arguments. Give me a pretty decent hip.

SPEAKER_16 35:17

We're just at a Pride Month argument. We run.

SPEAKER_06 35:21

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

Lorimer pen at the near Bakery Square.

SPEAKER_05 35:26

Multiple callers indicate that there is a dude riding a motorbike with what appears to be a monkey on their back, macing people on the sidewalk. Police department on a scene. Have someone who has made who was mace is requesting medics. Cops are currently looking for the man and beast. Eagle tits looked it up. This is a real dispatch.

SPEAKER_06 35:45

I listen to the audio. It is exactly as it does.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

So a dude has like this is like a movie.

SPEAKER_06 35:50

We don't know whether it was mace or like a mace, like medieval times, but it's straight.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

What's a medieval mace? It's like one of those things with the ball on the stage.

SPEAKER_04 35:59

It's gotta be spirit somebody, yes. Yeah, it gotta be.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

Dude, true story. I used to get rid of somebody.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

It's hilarious. You had one of the ones you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Oh my god. You were in the car too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:15

Dude, listen, I kind of like it better than that one. Dude, it's that dude.

SPEAKER_04 36:19

I'm in the car. I don't want to be in with some psychopaths. We drive up in the Munhole, which back then was some ride somehow arrival. We just were in a different neighborhood. These dudes were like, where are you guys from? And Z Bird's like, Greenfield, motherfucking. These dudes were like, oh yeah? Fuck you. Dude, this minivan we're in. I never heard so many bricks get hit off a fucking maze. I'm like, oh my god, they just trashed this girl's car that we were in.

SPEAKER_03 36:45

Remember that?

SPEAKER_04 36:45

Then we went back to Greenfield and these two psychopaths got in with a mace and like all kinds of weapons. I'm like, I don't want to be in this. Yeah, we're not going back.

SPEAKER_16 36:53

But was it like we couldn't get out? It was one of them, like, I'm a pussy.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

It was like a weird fucking. It was like a beer poison. Like, I think they probably got.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

Like, dude, like, what if this dude are you really gonna use that thing? It was like it was like Braveheart. Oh, what do you have? He had it. You're all in a joke. I'm gonna get out. You like nailed the exact emotion. Like, you don't want to be the guy that gets out of the car, but you're like, fuck, why'd we even say anything? Like, dude, like you're gonna kill somebody with these money.

SPEAKER_04 37:20

But dude, this car got dude. These dudes were quick with the bricks.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

Yeah. They had them on deck. Dude, they miss all the windows. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 37:28

I don't know how they missed. They missed all the windows. It was a caravan. It was a minivan. It was a half of the windows. It was a caravan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 37:38

I think it was a tank. You guys can't hit no windows, pussies. Yeah. Yeah. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_05 37:45

Look at the mace. Oh no. In Mount Washington, Boggs Avenue, caller claims that their neighbor has a pet tiger and it's currently outside on the balcony. After a cautious approach, it ended up being a fat house cat.

SPEAKER_02 37:57

Oh my god. Okay. See, like that.

SPEAKER_06 38:02

They're real calls.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

No, I'm the skater. I love the skater. He does his due diligence. He does, it's he's a friend of ours, too. Like, he's the man. The skater always these are good calls. They are. But it's like, come on. It's the callers. Cops don't make it. Listen, listen, the one time.

SPEAKER_04 38:20

That one's on the caller.

SPEAKER_02 38:21

Yeah. The one time I was in Moon Township and I was uh replacing a sidewalk in front of a bank, right? Yeah. And we can only work on the weekends, like they're off hours, you know? So some fucking lady called the cops on us, said, I was there. Were you working with us? Yeah. She called the cops, right? And this lady cop comes. It was Moon Township, and she came up, she was like, Yeah, I had to come up and we're like, Wow, what's wrong? She was like, Some lady fucking called us and said, You were trying to dig a hole underneath the bank to fucking rob it. Like, we're jackhammer. I mean, there's six trucks here, fucking big lights. Like, what are you talking about? We're digging a hole through the bottom. I don't I remember it. Your dad flipped a hint. Yeah. Well, it was funny, but at first it was like, what the fuck do you mean we're digging a hole in the bank? Zeppy could cover to rob the bank. Next time.

unknown 39:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 39:06

That's what we're gonna do.

unknown 39:07

Next time.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

Who's Joe Zeppi and someone?

SPEAKER_16 39:09

Zon's made up. He's definitely banking off.

SPEAKER_04 39:11

It was me, you, and another friend of ours. We like, I was working as like a bartender for like half a second. We were in the hill district and we like pulled in the parking lot to take a leap. Okay. We were like drinking like two beers. So we pull in this bank parking lot to take a piss. Z Bird had a pee. I don't even think the me and the other dude didn't have to piss. All of a sudden, this undercover like cop state pulls out. These dudes run up like pull guns on us, these cops on a car. And like fucking dude, they're like, then they realize we're like idiot. We're like we're like 20 years old.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

Like 17 years old.

SPEAKER_04 39:44

They're like, fuck, fuck. They like knew they'd like fucked up the sting. Yeah. And like went back to their cars, and then Z Bird came back. Like, he like, I don't think he believed it. He missed everything. Like, literally, it was like 20 cops came with their guns drawn. He's like, What are you guys talking about?

SPEAKER_02 39:58

Dude, I'm like, holy fuck, I like get down. Like, what the fuck is going on? And they're like, they would have thought we were like getting ready to rob his bank. And dude, I'm over there. Dude, I swear to God, they came back. These dudes were like white as a ghost. I'm like, what's up? Like, you fucking idiot. We fucking pulled over your piss and fucking cops just came. Get out of here. I'm okay.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

Whatever. We may or may not have like Zimas. Yeah. Or some shake. A weird beer in the car. It was like not a normal beer.

SPEAKER_16 40:24

These guys ain't robbing a bank. They're drinking Z-Mas. Weren't you in the car?

SPEAKER_02 40:27

One time, uh, this is years ago, Amity Street Cafe. That was the only place that would serve us brews. We we went around and Z Bird had a fucking fake ID. We drop him off. He goes in. Cops come up behind us. So we just drive away like nothing happened. You know, go around the block a couple times, they left us alone. Bird is out there waiting, and he has like 37, 12 packs. And he's like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Standing here waiting. Like, dude, we just fucking had to like shed the fuzz, bro. Like, we're about to go to jail. I had the worst fake ID. There was a lady, it was a handicap lady, and she carried all his beer outside. She had a fucking beer. This lady, she was like, she was like 170 years old. Humpstead just said, Dude, I would go there with this bronze. It was the worst fake ID ever. And then, like, the one time me and my one body Blue Dust. Yeah. Yeah. It was at Amity Street Cafe at the time. We went in there like, let's just, because he had a fake ID. It was probably a fake ID. So we go in there, me and him, and like, we were like, let's just drink in here and see what it's like to drink. It was the first time I were drinking a bar. And it made me like think, like, if this is drinking in a bar, I'm gonna kill myself now. Because I'm like, looking around, it was me, him, and the bearded lady. And like, you know what I mean? It's also with like 10 in the morning, probably, or something like that. You know what the uh Z Bird told me about that place. I was like, they let you drink inside, wait a second, I gotta try this too. Yeah, we went down there. Like, I mean, it's terrible.

SPEAKER_16 41:47

Did you guys go to a Korean stuff? Did you go to a Korean store in Oakland too? We start 40s. I knew we knew about that.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

Yeah, yeah. I couldn't get started. We went there. Some of our friends got so we could just walk in there like regulars. We were from John Quinton, you get started to come places.

SPEAKER_04 42:03

Yeah, we got yeah, we got beer in there. That was it.

SPEAKER_06 42:05

That's where they sold hurricane. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. Hurricane to laser.

SPEAKER_16 42:11

Oh, laser laser, no, it was laser, laser, laser. That's so gross.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

Yeah, we were at Green Shield. It's definitely old hurricane. It was like a hurricane gold. Slurricane. Yeah. Old gold. After we got like fake IDs and stuff, you know. But what time was the bar? You were saying. I feel like it was early morning to Friday. No, it was like a night and this dude delivered Chinese food, and it was like probably like 9:30, 10 o'clock at night. And everybody ate all the sheep nuts before they got. Get a 12-pack and drive around and eat everybody's food. I could say it's I could say it in the other dude's name because he unfortunately passed away. But me and Dina, we would like go on these missions to drive around with him to deliver food. We would like eat people's like foods. Dude, they bring their own forks, cuz they would drive around freaking bruises in general. One for you, one for me. Did you not enough to notice? Yeah, dude, that's a good thing. And we didn't like fuck with the food. We just like ate it as well. Took a little bit off. He'd be like, dude, we're gonna eat some sheep nuts. That was right before Uber Eats, too. That was like when you had the delivery drug.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

That was Uber beats.

SPEAKER_06 43:26

Dude, bringing out four guts for your last. Larry, we've got a good voicemail. We have four voicemails. Alright, here's uh number one for you.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

Oh, silly Asian. I pump my own ass all time. You come over and I pump your ass too all time. Although Philly Asian, I meant pump gas.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

That is response to what we were saying last week. Have you ever seen an Asian person pump gas in forgotten about that? Right. Now that's funny. That. I I said that to us in the group. I said, have you ever seen an Asian person bump gas? And then everyone's like, no. Well, this guy does. Yeah, no, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_06 44:12

Had to be Gary, right? Oh, he got a burner from the Needus.

SPEAKER_01 44:18

Hey fellas, it's E.T. So I was repairing my dryer after the timer stopped working. I ordered the $40 part on eBay, replaced it, just to discover it wasn't the $40 part that was broken. It was the $7 dial to the timer. So anyway, maybe start thinking. Do you guys have any home project stories that you overthought or that turned out to have super simple solutions to them? Thanks, boys. Bye.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

I've got one. I'll just start off. So about a year ago, my dryer wasn't working. I called this guy. He came over to fix it. Fucking turned out the dryer plug wasn't in. I did something like that, same thing, dryer. So like I've gas dried as like an element that has to heat up until they ignite the fucking flame, right? Yeah. So I don't know what they're made out of, but you can't touch them with your hands, right? Yeah. Because it like fucks it up or something. So I'm like trying to be all you know like gentle and everything. I plug the thing in and I'd fucking crack it. You know, it was like a $30 piece I got off the internet. I ended up driving down to uh what is it, Southside, like appliance warehouse or somewhere like that. Cost me like $12 and I put it in. I broke that one. And then I got back and there's three of them cost me like 60 bucks to do like the literal. It's literally you put it in, you just gotta click. Is it like a piece of porcelain or something? Yeah, it's like a porcelain, but it looks like uh you know those things back in the day you used to put into like Hatrier Charcoal up? It looked like the home alone they put on the door handle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that, but much smaller. Okay. And it was like flat, and I just kept breaking them. Just breaking them, dude.

SPEAKER_04 45:54

Like a lot of things.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

You got a lot of projects.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

I do a lot of shit like that when I'm like fixing poles, like you'll forget to like reconnect some kind of like mundane mire. And then you're sitting there pulling, like, I don't know what the fuck it is. And then you're like, wait a minute. And then you just realize, like, yeah, you didn't reconnect the spark. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, you're about to put the one part back and or the blade on and you must rip your fingers off, trying to pull it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 46:18

So I used to break a lot of shit out of frustration.

SPEAKER_06 46:20

Like, since I got older, I'm better now.

SPEAKER_16 46:22

Just, I guess, calmer. Yeah. And like, shit's been working out. Like, it's like I can't believe it. Like, I've been so proud. Like, I can't believe that went so much. When you let when you don't let your impression take a book. It read the directions.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

How about that? It worked. Yeah, I'm definitely a dude with a home project. I'm gonna get mad. Yeah. If you're gonna hear me yelling, like gets upset about this. I'm like, that's just it's a process. Like, dude, I'm just like, don't listen to me then. It's part of the process. It's like just not it, dude. I'm way better than my dad when he used to project. Like, dude, he was I was like scored from the one entertainment center we put together as a child. I didn't think that by the end, like I didn't want to talk to him for like a week. That was my motherfucking thing. I'm putting them wrong, get out of the way. Yeah. If something came together right, he was mad, and I'm like, fuck. But you get the body end, he was like all proud of it, and he's like, What do you think, John?

SPEAKER_02 47:12

I understand it, but hey, like I'm fucking kidding.

SPEAKER_03 47:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

Couldn't we just got the guy to put it together?

SPEAKER_16 47:18

Right. We had the the one where Kenny's watching me, right? She got he had a little play tool, and he went to screw in the baby gate or something we had up. And Kelly's like, Oh, look, he's sweet, he wants to be just like that, and it didn't work, and he went, ah fuck. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 47:33

Thursday, ah fuck, you threw the pullback. I'm like, oh man.

SPEAKER_03 47:36

Well, he gets it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:38

I wasn't really upset, it was hilarious. Yeah. I still don't. No, you can't do that. All right, we're still on a three.

SPEAKER_15 47:50

Watching a friendly game between USA and Germany. And fucking, we look like shit. Uh, who cares? Germany's like top 10. But we're like top 50. If we make it out of group stage. Exactly. I'll be happy if we get past the first round, we're gonna get away. Well, I got pure way over USA on the 12th. Two weeks, whatever. Later.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

Yeah, that bothered me. Yeah, yeah. Talking about.

SPEAKER_06 48:32

Alright, here's voice on four.

SPEAKER_09 48:34

Hey, what's up, boys? It's Gary. Call him from the clerk. Uh, so have you seen that Drew Aller footwork video yet? Where he's like, you know, looking stiff and people are ripping it up. And so I heard today Ben Ross is burger. Yeah, I love Ben. Don't get me wrong, but when you know one of my friends is being an asshole, I'm like, hell. He's given Drew Aller shit saying he's worried about his footwork. Did you see that video of Ben where he's dodging the pad and he's just fucking just taking him with his shoulder and smacking him away? He looks like a fucking like a big ass statue. He has no fucking room to talk about footwork. Fuck him. Anyways, but yeah, I still love him. Thank you, Ben, for everything you've done. I know you're a big listener to podcast or keyboard spice.

SPEAKER_02 49:20

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SPEAKER_02 51:46

Uh big thanks this week to two of our Big Dick Tier members on Patreon. It's a girl, of course, Emily Moyer and Eric Tamino for being part of the Big Dick Tier. We appreciate you guys who actually pay the Patreon. If you want to watch the show ad free, always just go on Patreon. You can pay, I think we have it's $3, $5, $10. It's really up to what you can afford. At patreon.com backslash screen for science podcast. About the Patreon. So we usually always just like brush over it. I will say this. If you listen to the show and you're able to donate the $5 a month to the Patreon, please do it. And the only reason I say it is because like the Patreon is keeping the show going right now. Because we're going to move the show to like every other two weeks. Some people that have helped us out before we're still like living off that. And um, you know, we're not gonna like throw them in the trash because they helped us for six years. So we still support that all those businesses, but the Patreon is keeping us going. You guys are keeping us going. So if you already signed up, thank you so much. If you're thinking about signing off, go ahead. It would really help us out a lot. Yep. All right, now it's time for corndick of the week, risotto.

SPEAKER_04 53:02

Ruby corndick, a 25-year-old man in Indiana reportedly died after using industrial strength glue on his pee hole instead of a condom during sex during a drug fueled encounter with his ex-fiance. Authorities say the pair allegedly used the adhesive for hopping as well. Investigators believe complications from the glue and not being able to pee can be contributed to multiple organ failures that led to his death. Or just don't use the condom.

SPEAKER_02 53:29

I just yeah, six ring pills, I you'll be fine. I can't fucking even imagine how high you have to be to glue your pee holes your dick shut.

SPEAKER_04 53:38

So his his he didn't want to nut off the nut.

SPEAKER_16 53:42

He was huffing glue, had glue on his finger, took a piss, tried to put the condom on dick. He was making a model, it was not on purpose here, right?

SPEAKER_02 53:49

Yeah, he was building up all his money right straight in mind. I think I here's right. They're saying after a drug fuel, I don't think the main drug of choice was glue. I read crack. I think it was like cra I would say crab or meth. Yeah. It sounds like a good meth. Yeah, they're from Kentucky. You're not, you're not thinking straight. You're like, dude's like, yeah. I mean, I get people I guess not trying to procreate.

unknown 54:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:13

I mean, think about for now and pull out. It's thin. Yeah, you can't procreate no. Maybe it's a good thing. It's thin in the hurt. Unless you're like trying to do some weird thing where you're trying to hold your nut back. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I'm trying to hold my nut in. Putting glue in your dick is totally insane. Dude, don't mess with your peel. Or did he think did you ever get soap in your peehole? Yeah. Did he think it hurts, dude? You're trying to rinse that thing already. You put in a Epsom salts. The worst peel rinse is I was obviously I was a youngster. I just started jerking off, and I I got shampoo in my pee hole. You're jacking off shampoo? You were fucking in the shop. I don't know. Logistics of it.

SPEAKER_16 54:53

I used shampoo before. You never used shampoo?

unknown 54:55

No.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

Was penguin better already?

SPEAKER_03 54:57

No, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 54:58

I'll try something new. Yeah, it it's well. Shampoo is better.

SPEAKER_04 55:08

No, no, I heard a couple war stories about somebody going ham on a perk plus ball.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

Yeah, yeah. No, no, I didn't bang.

SPEAKER_02 55:15

I just used my hand, but like a normal person like that. Yeah. That normal.

SPEAKER_16 55:20

Did you think the guy was on meth rage and thought, I finally got a boner, I'm gonna put glue in here, and then it'll keep the boner.

SPEAKER_02 55:28

Yeah. Or you think he used like one of those little ones and like I mean, I mean, you're gonna blow that the size of your penis at that.

SPEAKER_04 55:35

Or you just watch American Pie Kill it up.

SPEAKER_02 55:38

Well, wait, listen, this should be a commercial for the glue that actually closed it up. Like, what is that? A gorilla glue? Yeah, the hole ever opened. Crazy glue. Like, if you huff this, it'll literally go crazy. This should be dude like deck with his fucking pee hole glued shot. Like, ah maybe he's like, if I just glued the head, then the rest of it will still go. Yeah, he's saying it'll be fine. If he'd have got his butthole too, he wouldn't, he wouldn't have made a mess on the head, dude. I like this guy.

SPEAKER_04 56:05

Live and you learn.

SPEAKER_02 56:06

Well, police officers.

SPEAKER_04 56:08

Unfortunately, he didn't live. After a body cam footage showed him pulling over a woman for allegedly holding his cell phone while driving, despite the fact she only had one hand. Deputy still issued a ticket, but was later dismissed after video spread online and sparked widespread criticism. Way to clip.

SPEAKER_10 56:23

You drove past me holding the phone with you by hand manipulating that phone. I mean, I thought you were trying to hit the shit.

SPEAKER_07 56:31

So you wanna just call this a day?

SPEAKER_10 56:33

I don't want to call it a day. You had a hand on a manipulation.

SPEAKER_07 56:36

You just said my right hand.

SPEAKER_10 56:37

I thought I told you we got hand. You didn't have a hand up. I'm asking you now. Did you did you not have your phone on your hand? You didn't have your phone on your hand. Hand to God, you didn't have funny hand. Hand to God.

SPEAKER_02 56:48

Dude, I'm gonna be honest, she's kind of hot for having a numb. Dude, I'm saying, like, you think it chick wheels a good personality? She'll she don't think of like a is she a nasty looking lady?

SPEAKER_06 57:07

No, no, no, no. He said, like, you want to try this again because he's she's like, oh, I saw you over your phone in your right hand.

SPEAKER_02 57:12

Yeah, she was like, You want to call this a day, kid? I don't got a hand. Yeah. You're mistaken. My dad did that one time. We had this guy working for us and he kept dropping wheelbross like spelling wheelbross. My dad was like, what the fuck? You you got one fucking leg or something? The dude pulled up his pin leg and had like a blade runner, dude. I swear to god, dude. I was like, what the fuck would you say that for, dude? Like what during the Iron Rocks? During the I'll do the interview, who did the interview where you're like, all right, man, like can you like. No, this dude just came up. We were working in like uptown, and he just came up like you know, they're gonna do my game's work. Oh, come on in. Yes, and then he worked with us for like three months, dude. He was fast. Man, I think if you would have two legs. It was so funny. My dad was like, what are you what do you got? One fucking leg? You keep dropping everything. The dude pulled it up. It was like tink, tink, tink. He was like, you always w D40. He's like, oil me. Magic. Like the two legs. That's true.

SPEAKER_06 58:16

The brother at arms, kick it off with PHK. They got uh they did um uh B Kind Lefty One, they did the last two weeks, which was City Slickers and Fair's Duelers Day On.

SPEAKER_16 58:26

I like both of those movies.

SPEAKER_06 58:27

I do like City Slickers, that's a good movie. Yeah one and two, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_16 58:33

Yeah, yeah, they did the sequel like a year later. They hit on that iron one.

SPEAKER_02 58:36

Do you like Billy Crystal? I like Billy Crystal. Like John Lovitz? Yep. Well, John Lovitz was the second one. He was in the first one. Okay, yeah, nothing to do with the mustache was in the first one. Fucking dude from Home Alone was in the first one. Yeah. Who Marf? Morph.

SPEAKER_04 58:53

He was getting a divorce, he cheated on his wife, and his wife is a big thing.

SPEAKER_16 58:55

Did you actually represent classics? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:58

His buddy was fucking getting on his shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 59:00

You know, Ferris Brewer Day Off's classic.

SPEAKER_02 59:02

That's a good one. Yeah, I can I still watch that if it's on, you know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 59:07

That's what they do.

SPEAKER_06 59:08

They're funny. They cover well.

SPEAKER_02 59:09

Yeah, Matthew Broderick, dude. That was like his first like fucking major movie.

SPEAKER_06 59:12

He's made like seven million since then. They talked about it. He was in other shit before. He's made one million movies.

SPEAKER_16 59:19

That was almost John Cryer in Ferris Brewer's Day Off. Who's who's John Cryer? John Cryer, uh, two and a half men. They kind of resemble each other. Yeah, John Porter do. Hot shots.

SPEAKER_02 59:30

I get them too confused all the time.

SPEAKER_16 59:32

They do. Same to the guys on the broadcast. That's why they kind of made a joke of they're like, no. They actually were.

SPEAKER_02 59:37

Uh yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay, yeah. He was the dude that had like the cross eyes on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot shots. He's actually a pretty funny dude. He's ducky. Wasn't he ducky and fucking uh pretty pink? Yeah. Yeah. Oh wow, that's a deep one.

SPEAKER_04 59:52

That's a deep cut. Our hearts go out to a Florida man who is searching for a seven-foot shark, Sandra, that was stolen off his porch. Play the clip.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:01

Sandra Shark was stolen off of this wall of St. Winkler's house. She was a seven-foot replica of the sambar shark he caught and then released alive on a deep-sea fishing trip near Fort Lauderdale ten years ago. And he's asking to have her returned.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:17

Sandra, if you're out there, no, we're worried sick about you.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:20

After 10 years in their home, Sandra has become a part of the Winkler family with her own personality.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:26

She likes hanging out, judging neighbors that walk by, getting dirty looks from dogs. Um, she does not bite. She is friendly, she is house-trained. I'd really love it if it turns out I know at this point it's it's unlikely. You know, we've gone past the first 48 or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:43

I mean, you got an APB out on this mode. Yeah, I mean, yeah, someone fucking youngsters took at and someone fucking that short. They're doing things that are true.

SPEAKER_16 1:00:53

They're doing things that are sure. Yeah, that poor.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:56

The shark ain't ever gonna be the same.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:59

Up and under. Louisiana man fleeing police after a reckless driving incident, took a wrong turn straight into a swamp and got attacked by an alligator. But somehow kept running anyway. After surviving the gator bite, jumping off an overpass, and leading officers on multiple chases, he was finally caught with the help of a police drone and arrested on several charges. Maybe at that point you just let him go.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

You get out of the short, you get out of the alligator bite, the overpass. You were like, Yeah, do you win? You gotta have a bug. That's some stamina.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:29

Did they say what they were chasing for the case? What type of crap was he smoking other goods?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:36

Yeah, I think you get bit by the gator, you get let off on that one. That's not a major crime. Yeah. Well, you never know he had warrants.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

That's why he probably tried to get it. Running from the traffic sub, yeah, yeah. Anyone that runs from a traffic sub is not running from the traffic subs. It's not the moving violation you're worried about. It's it's not your nub on your cell phone.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:56

You drop that card, you just get them for the warrant. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:59

She was scrolling her phone like, yeah, yeah. She was she was like, I was doing my OnlyFans. She was like showing her nub. Yeah, she's up and under with that's the thing. Up and under Z Bird's root. She was nubbing her mother.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:13

She was like, she was like, Julie just spit on my ankles.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:22

Trying to read.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:25

Galveston, Texas firefighters rescued eight students on a school field chip trip after the Iron Shark roller coaster got stuck about 100 feet in the air, leaving them stranded for several hours. Would you guys be freaking out? Of course I would. Is this shark week? Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

Oh my god. Fuck yeah. Wait, you're stuck in it for a couple hours. A couple hours? Dude, you gotta there's gotta be a small dude. It's not the one where they had to walk down, right?

SPEAKER_16 1:02:51

They had to walk down. They had to unload the bigger.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:53

Yeah, but they're you're ass over. Tacup's terrible. Dude, I would be freak, dude. I freak out. I have a weird freak thing that freaks me out. If I'm on a bridge and there's traffic and I'm like in the middle of the bridge, I freak out. Like I'll be like, I like hold on like bot. You know what's good for that? The one the one going like the back end of the waterfront. If you get caught like seconds on a room. That bridge fucking bounces. It's like 27 feet long. It bounces like a motherfucker. That's the one, dude. I was like, me and Joan were going to North Hills like a week ago, and I'm like, Fot.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:26

They work on Brownsville Road forever. They're never gonna stop. Never. People are like, they're done working. I'm like, they've just been digging up concrete. Yeah. That they fucked up last year. Dude, they dug like a fucking hole down the side.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

What is it, a pump station?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:37

They had to replace it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:38

They put so much concrete in there. Like, this thing gotta be 40 feet deep. It gotta be. It gotta be, dude. Every day they're pouring fucking millions of yards of concrete with like mats of rebar, like it's cages of rebar they put in there. Like, I gotta go. Is that like concrete that get you going? It died does get me hard. He said, I love to finish it. I intended. Alright, everybody, we're gonna take a quick commercial break. Be right back more Greenfix Flash podcast.

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SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

We'll call Atlas. Hey, what's going on, everyone by Greenfield Silas Podcast? We're about to jump into what's grinding our gears. What's grinding them gears?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:55

Alright. So we'll go cook. Cook shit. I cook good food.

SPEAKER_16 1:07:02

My sauce, my meatballs, we make homemade pierogis. My Italian side, on my mother's side, Polish side, on my dad's side, are we good best of both worlds. Yeah. Kelly's dad, Carl, has what you would call a terrible palate. The guy just gonna have good food. It's like, if you don't like what you don't like, I get it. But it's very annoying that for Shannon's party, we need a homemade pierogis. It's hard to be humble on what they're doing. Everyone loves them, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:29

What kind of pierogies is it?

SPEAKER_16 1:07:31

There's the potato cheese, uh, cheese prodigies, and sour fries. The homemade dough, you can just eat the dough by itself. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you fry them in a butter, or not tea fried enough, but like they're fried in all the oil.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:44

But they're fried or the only five. Fry and crisp enough.

SPEAKER_16 1:07:47

Okay, so that's what I like. So Coral.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:54

Coral's like, yeah, I don't know, yeah, I didn't really have one. I'm more of a Mrs.

SPEAKER_16 1:07:58

T's guy. Mr. T's guy. I'm like, dude, like, I like Mrs. T's too, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'll eat him, you know, but I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Like, if you like it, you'll like it. It's cool, but it it annoys me how bad your taste buds are. So he tried one. He said, like, you know, he likes his sauce, his bland Irish guy made homemade fucking tomato sauce over mine. You out of your fucking mind. Like, come on, Carl.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:23

Do you ever put a pierogi in your sauce? Yeah. It's good. You can't try it.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:29

Combine it. But it's like, you know. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:33

Listen, the pierogi with the kraut, dude. That's a sleeper one. That's that's like I wasn't down with kraut for like many years, and then I got like dude. I love the right kraut.

SPEAKER_16 1:08:43

You know, check too. You put a little, when you're frying up the kraut before you stuffed the pierogi, you put a little bacon grease in it.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:49

A little cholesterol for you for your heart. No, it ain't good for you. No, it doesn't have to be. Yeah. Fire crap's good, I'm clean, yeah. Yeah, it's it. You'll pull a lot more calories than you take in with it. It's nice. I like it. I like it. Wait, sure. It's grinding gears. I don't even have a fucking gear. I told him I had a good gear. That's grinding my gears. You don't have one. I know I had I just actually texted regularly. What did we talk about at dinner? I had a good gear grinder. Wait, wait, yeah, wait, wait. I got a love guy. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, I do remember it now.

unknown 1:09:18

All right. All right.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:19

So my my daughter like uh loves Dr. Pepper, dude. Yeah. You like crush Dr. Pepper. Like you go in a room, she has like stash Dr. Peppers. You know what I mean? Yeah. And uh yesterday, Rosa took him to uh her sister's like little community, has a pool day, like a community pool day or whatever. So they're swimming all day. Javina will drink three Dr. Peppers, eat nothing but airheads and fucking candy all day, right? And she comes home, she's like, I just walk before, she's like, Dad, I don't know, I don't know. It just heaves like across the living room. And I'm like, She's like, Oh dad, I'm sorry, I threw up on my honey. You don't have to tell me you're gonna throw up. Like, go throw up in the toilet. And then, and then tell me. So I'm like sitting there, it was a million degrees yesterday. I'm rolling up a carpet full of throw up. I'm like, dude, this can't get any better than that. And then we sit down, she's like, Oh, daddy, I feel better. And this fucking broad got the balls to come over and try to crack another DP, dude. I'm like, dude, I'm about to beat Davina. Yeah, dude. Yeah, she wanted another Dr. Pepper. I'm like, you're out of your fucking mind. You got heat stroke and and and diabetes. You're not fucking having more doctor pepper. Dude, they're like, she's like a fiend. I'm like, I'm gonna put you 30 days in a mine. I trip up to my like roses, like you're gonna do it. Dude, listen, like the tabs, like people take off the store. Like we had to do a sweep, we had to do a sweep of the house, dude. Because like the girls had stashes. Like when I'm my whole my freaking kitchen table. It's one of them ones like you pull it and it and it expands, you put the leaf in it. Yeah. So it has like gears underneath it and shit, and it has like this flat thing. Last time me and Rose opened a table, like a million candy bars of shift off. Like the little wooden thing, they would stash candy underneath there. Like I'm stealing their candy or something. If you'd open a table, it would just be airheads and fucking butter fingers all over the place. Nobody better lay a finger on you guys gotter fingers. I know I got problems, but like I'm gonna have to put you in a fucking rehab or something, man. You guys have an issue. I learned it from you, Dad. Yeah, right. I'm like, drink some poppy, not Dr. Pepper. Drinking some uh what's your dad drinking? G A B. Yeah, golden anniversaries. Golden anniversaries. I wonder if they still make those. You're the one smelling sugar all the time. Six dollars a case. She was like, Yeah, I don't know. I'm like, yeah, I'm Jesus Christ. I you're making me have fucking like anxiety for being like seriously. How do you sleep at night? They love candy and sugar. It's called if they don't sleep, they crash out. Yeah, right, yeah. Yeah, she's nodding off. Yeah, yeah, you got one to them? Yeah, dude, everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:17

All right, dude. So like mine was uh like I don't like when like a dude gotta like insult like the the guy partner to like give the girl like a compliment, you know what I mean? Like when somebody like goes to be like, Man, I don't know how you ever pulled that, dude. She's so out of your league type shit, as on a public forum, and then you're like it's lame, it's lame, dude. I I just don't understand the hate this dude. Like, yeah, like does they think that's like cool or like you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:46

Like Yeah, like like what does mean? Do you think he's better?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:49

You could just be like, hey, like what do you think? Like she's gonna call you, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:53

Like, right, right. Yeah, like you're some fucking prize, please, right? You fucking weird ass. Yeah, isn't that your wife passed out over there? Yeah, I mean, dude, that's nobody wants that. You don't have to put me down to say, right, right.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:07

Just be like, oh yeah, your girlfriend looks really nice, man. Good for you. And I'll be like, I can't believe you pulled that.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:12

Yeah. Like, oh my god, what did she see in you? Yeah, it was just like a weird comment from a weird dude. Yeah, like, thanks, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:19

Right. And he'd be like, Yeah, do you like fire back at the dude, or are you just like uh Yeah, you fire back right in this fucking windpipe? Show him your wiener.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:28

See, this is why. You always do that. Yeah. On Saturday night, uh buddy of ours, uh, Denny, was like, hey, he works at a treatment facility. He's like, hey, will you come up and like instead of like giving like a your lead, like tell him how you gotta clean all that? We want to kind of like do give him like a little comedy show. I was like, Yeah, I'll come on and do that. So I go up and do it. And like beforehand, he warns me. He's like, listen, this dude's like a comedian, a real comedian, but like he's not for everybody. He's like if you get offended, you can walk out. We're not gonna we don't have to sit here and listen. But like if we just get walk out to be assholes, it's fine. Because he doesn't know like four or five people are gonna walk out. I'm like three minutes into it, four or five people walk out. The rest of the people say they seem like they really enjoyed it. We had a lot of fun. You know, talking to everybody and stuff. And uh this fucking guy, one of the guys that left, comes up to me and goes, um, congratulations on the sobriety. But I was not able to stand there and listen to that filth that you were saying. And the man next to me is a minister. And we didn't appreciate that. We wanted to let you know, and I was like, Well, I'm getting ready to go to my second job right now. I said, you know, I really didn't talk about myself a lot up there, you know, some joking on, but I got a pretty decent life. But I'm I'm focused on going to my other job. You're in a treatment facility and you're gonna focus on applesauce and a little carton of milk that they're about to give you. I said, so instead of worrying about stupid shit like that, maybe you should have just sat, and I never say shit to people. I was like, maybe you should have just sat down and enjoyed it. I was like, you know, as far as the minister, he's no better than anyone else because he's in here to the minister and rehab are gonna judge me. Right, right. But these are jokes to make you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:30

But this is the minister that fell off the wagon. Right. Yeah, right. Yeah, he's not like presiding over the back. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:38

He wanted to get the shepherd, he wanted a sheep.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:42

And I was like, I was just like, dude, like, what the fuck is up with people? Like, yeah, I mean, like, you go up here, you try to do something nice, and like it I shouldn't be focused on like the everyone else that like really liked it instead of like those two, but it's just like you can't let them kill your vibe, dude. No, not that just because you're so sad that you can't laugh for fucking five minutes. It was weird because it was like you know, smoke some crap. You can look to have a drink on it. You can look at this guy and be like, I know he punched his wife in the face. Oh, yeah. He gets himself. Yeah, he gets himself. He's punched her. That's exactly now.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:17

He turned Christian. Everybody's supposed to think he's holding the guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:20

Now I'm gonna watch what I say around you. You were beating up your old lady last week.

SPEAKER_16 1:16:26

He's a narcissist, right? Like he had to let you know that he was offended. It's just my living your own life. You left. Hey, maybe you swallow me one. No judgment for Libra. I get it. My shit's a little bit, you know, R-rated.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:38

But dude, how about you do me another favor and keep on walking the floor? Fuck you, leave the show. I don't care about anything. No harm to call you to be vulgar. Yeah. Right, no hard feelings. Well, I got hard feelings. I really don't care if there was the daddy was like, I'm so glad you say that too, because I can't say shoot these people because I work here, but like, yeah, that dude's such a page. The gall to some people. Yeah, it's nuts. I'm doing this to try to make you guys like to relate to you. We can laugh about the shit we've been through and our problems.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:10

And you're gonna be like, that was too much for me.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:15

Yeah, right. It was it was beside like that didn't really like because that didn't happen until after. But I kind of like, I really enjoyed that. Like, I would definitely do it again.

SPEAKER_16 1:17:24

Yeah, I know you always thought. You're giving back. I mean, I'm like, you know, yeah, you've been where they're at, so you're helping them. Take it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:29

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_16 1:17:30

They feel good doing it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:31

This guy gotta go and like if they let you help them.

SPEAKER_16 1:17:35

Yeah, right. This guy ain't even it's supposed to be non-judgment there, too, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:40

Who the fuck are you? Well, as soon as I started talking about getting jerked off with mayonnaise, that's when he left. I know. Oh my god. So he didn't like mayonnaise. He's a commercial. You call yourself a manic. The thing I was like gonna say, I was like thinking in my head, like, what if that was his wife that was jerking dudes off with mayonnaise behind that? Yeah, he was like, I hate this story. I hate this story. I've heard it seven million times from all my neighbors in the teleport. They call my wife Patty mayonnaise. That's my girl Patty Mayo's. Did you ever get the mayonnaise in your people? No. That's actually good for you. Yeah, it's good for all you want fucking eggs, right? Yeah, yeah. It'd probably be healthy. It's exfoliating. Yeah. High protein. All right, we'll take a quick break. Be right back to wrap up Greenfoot Flash podcast.

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SPEAKER_02 1:20:14

Hey, what's going on, everybody? Well, back to Group Fast Podcast. We're about to wrap up the show. What would Greenful do? What would Greenful do?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:21

Eric Campbell on Instagram wanted to know what's the craziest Pittsburgh scanner story you remember. Does anything top cocaine van from last week's episode?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:32

I don't know. Cocaine van's my favorite. We've heard some fucking wild shit though. The thing is, like, I'm not good with pick like if I went back and looked a lot of all Pittsburgh scanner shit that we use. I can't really remember.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:42

I do like the barber beating the dude's ass.

SPEAKER_16 1:20:44

That's that's a new Tiger Cat's pretty nice. The Mesa Monkey Mace Mesa or a medieval mace is pretty good to me.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:53

Keep them coming.

SPEAKER_16 1:20:54

Monkey Mace, my three favorite answers.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:55

Pittsburgh scanner. You get a million dollars if you can flip a motor flip on a motorcycle. You have 90 days to train with no distractions. Are you going for it?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:06

Yeah. Well, do a flip on a motorcycle? Absolutely. I don't need 90. I would I'll do it right now. I would try, I mean, it doesn't say anything here that I can't reach out to a trained professional.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:16

Yeah. You got 90 days?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:18

Oh, dude, you could definitely do it. You just gotta go for it. I don't know if I it's like playing a horizontal. I'm not gonna die for a million. I'll probably kill myself. I don't need 90 days. I need 90 minutes. Wait, are we talking we're talking about a motorcycle?

SPEAKER_04 1:21:31

Do you have to complete the flip? Like you're cock rocket. Do you get it? Do you get money for the effort? Like evil can evil. Yeah, like if you flip it trash, what's that die till I get the money?

unknown 1:21:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 1:21:41

See, I'm reading that in the floor. Would you attempt to flip it for a million? And I would. I'm happy to get fucked up for that. You'd probably walk away from that one. I would do it. People fall and do it all the time. Give me a sixer. You fall easier when you're drunk. You don't get hurt when you fall when you're drunk. I'll do it. Yeah, if something bad happens tonight. Tonight. I'll do it tonight for a million.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:58

Super glute, super glute my pee hole shot.

SPEAKER_16 1:22:02

I just gotta learn how to ride a motorcycle.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:03

If you could yeah, right. If you could have any wild animal bee, a docile pet with no chance of hurting you, which one would be the most useful for your line. Gotta be a line.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:14

Gotta be a fucking line.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:15

How the line you use for your day-to-day life?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:17

Yeah, because I'll walk down the street and I'll be like, what the fuck did you say? Simba. Attack. I think I would want a chimp. Yeah, I was thinking chimp. 100%. Well to jack you off. Yeah. Yeah. But you make sure it won't rip your face off after all. He's like they have a punchable thing. The chip would definitely be the most useful pathway. Like the chip could like hang out with me and you know. You'd be like Michael Jackson and his chip. Yeah. They were so happy to get it. Oh man. Ten points if you know the chip's name.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:49

I don't remember. I thought you knew you'd fucking Jag off. I thought someone would know for sure. Dude, if you give me like five minutes, I can probably think of it again. Multiple choice I could give.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:59

Jeffrey.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:00

Jeffrey. Jeffrey Dahmer. Young Jeffrey Dahmer.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:03

All right, everybody. Thanks so much for young Jeffrey. For tuning in this week. Don't forget to sign up on Patreon. Bubbles. It was best. Of course it was best. See you this Thursday.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:15

Stop down at Butler Street Derby for Barbingo at eight o'clock. Have a great week. And remember, folks, Dreamfield loves you.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:22

We're out.