Giant Eagle Sold?! Yinzers Are Losing It! - EP 320

This week on Greenfield's Finest Podcast, the guys are back from the holiday break with plenty to unpack! They kick things off by talking about Pittsburgh's brutal heat wave before diving into the biggest local headlines, including Giant Eagle's shocking $1.65 billion sale to Kroger and Anthrocon celebrating 20 years in the Steel City with its own official holiday.

As always, the Pittsburgh Scanner delivers some unbelievable calls—from a naked man dancing at the Greenfield overlook on the Fourth of July, to a panhandler gaming a crosswalk signal at the Liberty Tunnel, and a woman causing chaos on the train tracks at Station Square.

The conversation only gets weirder from there. The crew debates Sony's decision to go all digital with PlayStation games, reacts to the internet's newest invention—the so-called "testicle bra," and laughs over a woman who learned the hard way that San Francisco's new BART fare gates aren't easy to beat.

In Brother in Arms, the guys check in with the King of Polish Hill to discuss movies, then talk about the World Cup finally kicking off in the United States before discussing the daredevil who may have set a new standard for marriage proposals by illegally climbing to the top of the Empire State Building.

They wrap things up with Gear Grinders and another round of What Would Greenfield Do?, tackling everything from everyday habits you've been doing wrong your whole life, to the three songs you'd want on a deserted island, and the one garage tool every man should own.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:04

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SPEAKER_07 0:26

Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Grief with Fines Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Z Bird Zidel.

SPEAKER_05 0:32

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SPEAKER_07 2:38

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SPEAKER_05 2:54

Oh uh how's everyone been? It's been a minute. We had man, I'm gonna be completely honest. We had uh four fish line out last week, fucking heat, shit came up, water heater went down, it was it was just a bad timing for everything. Yeah, that's a fucking nightmare, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:11

Yeah, well, you're bringing a new one Friday, so we've been taking cold showing.

SPEAKER_06 3:16

It's been a good good week for cold showers at least.

SPEAKER_05 3:19

Yeah, I I I will give you this. It it is invigorating. I know. I got home from work today and my dick's riveled up. It's nice.

SPEAKER_06 3:27

It'll keep you humble if you stand in front of the mirror when you get out of there. More damn sure. Yeah, yeah, I don't even need no. It don't even hang down, it just sticks out.

SPEAKER_05 3:36

Yeah, I don't even need to kill my kill my confidence anymore. I'm just like, my fucking nipples are cut through glass. I'm just like and I'm like, the only thing that keeps me sane is singing. Yeah, like so I'm just like real goofy, huh?

SPEAKER_07 3:50

You get like almost like I swear to God, I'm singing loud as fuck the windows up. I was like, my neck, my back, I ain't got no harder hot water, I gotta wash my ass crack. My neck, my back. And he's like, what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 4:02

I'm like, I'm trying to stay warm. You know what I mean? I'm trying to stay warm. Trying to get through this scrub. You scrub so hard in cold water to like try to get it done, but you're like, but you end up in there like just as long.

SPEAKER_06 4:15

See some stupid shit. I sometimes I pretend like I can speak Italian, you know, and just talking with an accent and mumble. You do start to lose your mind a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 4:21

After like the third minute, you're losing your mind. Don't feed me after midnight. So I was there. Cold showers suck. Uh they do. I'll be very I'll be happy to go back to Hulk on Friday when the whole war tank comes up. Let me know how that goes. Yeah, are you gonna come over and take one with me? Yeah, why not? Yeah, it don't mean we're gay. Yeah. We're just friends. Yeah, yeah. Especially with cold shower. What are you just gonna do? Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_06 4:51

We've got together for body heat, bro.

SPEAKER_05 4:53

We're gonna nub each other. If you suck, penetrate anything. Like, dude, I sucked his nipples like it was a joke. Don't you get it? Like, I used to play his joke on like all the time back in the day.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

I could have like You don't get it.

SPEAKER_05 5:08

I'd I'd go across big drive and I'd be like, yeah, I'm really gonna like prank these gay dudes. So I'd go up there like acting like I was gay, hook up with a dude, and then like, you know, I'd bang him and everything like that.

SPEAKER_06 5:19

And then like when the dude would pass out, show him how gay he was.

SPEAKER_05 5:21

Yeah, show him how I was like, hey I tricked him into thinking I was gay.

SPEAKER_07 5:24

Then I'd like put his when he passed out, because I was like, I'd let him smash, then I had him totally fooled.

SPEAKER_05 5:29

Like he's so gay, I put his hand in hot water and he pissed himself. I showed them gay dudes every time who's boss.

SPEAKER_07 5:40

Yeah, and then like I did that prank, and people were like, dude, I think like that kind of makes you gay.

SPEAKER_05 5:44

I was like, What are you homophobic? Yeah, all right. Who are you to judge me? But yeah, it was a prank. Sometimes you want to go deep. It's not gay if you pee your pants. They don't get it.

SPEAKER_06 5:54

Everyone RHPs their pants, it's the quotes. Aye, you boys bet. Good, good. Bunch of barbecues and shit. It's graduation season, 4th of July. Yeah, it rained on every one of them, but you know, the kids still have fun and shit in the rain, so it's alright.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

Yeah, it's 4th of July. That rain was kind of ruthless. Yeah. After like a certain point, after like four or five o'clock, it was just like, yeah, is my power going out? Is it not going out? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 6:16

Yeah, it's not even that you're like worried about the air conditioning at that point. Yeah. I was sitting in the dark. I don't want to be hot though.

SPEAKER_05 6:23

I was out in uh like Lynn Run State Park, like dawn of like by like seven springs. Yeah. And uh, you know, I I indulged myself, so Ros is driving home, and it's like fucking you can't see. Oh, you know what I mean? It's raining, we're on a turnpike. I'm like, you're doing fine. She's doing like 50 on a turnpike. I'm like, all right, now you might cross an accident going this slow. And then we get off uh, you know, like on Beachwood Boulevard or in Greenfield, and she's doing like 50. I'm like, where was this energy at? Two hours ago, dude. She's five. She got so mad at me. I'm like, it's 25. It's 70. You're doing 50 in both of them. When we were at Hammerton, I mean, I'm I don't I don't road pop. Need her speed up on he's probably gonna pee, right? You got a pee, you gotta speed up. Who's just in the front? Jimmy, dude. I can't I can't see what Rose drives me crazy.

SPEAKER_06 7:23

Take your glasses off, sit in the back.

SPEAKER_05 7:26

Let me take my contacts out. You gotta send the boosters.

SPEAKER_06 7:30

He's got the harness on, rose is driven. I was kicking my feet like this this ride sucks.

SPEAKER_05 7:34

Are we hungry? I got the feet. Is there any more beer? Pull over more. I'm not going to pump. You're already talking enough. So you said um, do you hit up some uh barbecues?

SPEAKER_06 7:53

Do you have yeah, yeah, dude? The one park was cool. I sent Sholey the picture. They had permanent cement horrible boards. Yeah, and I'd never seen that before. That's like a great idea for a park. And then I'm like, the boy, the bags are just gonna stick on them, you know? There ain't gonna be no slide. They were smooth as glass, and it was like fucking great. How do you get the retrieval glass? Yeah, you ever did it?

SPEAKER_05 8:14

How do you retrieve the fucking bag? You think you could do that? I'm like, I'm just gonna win research. But then it was cool clear because they had cement around it too.

SPEAKER_06 8:25

So I said that'd be like having horseshoe pits in your yard. You don't use them all the time, it's just a pain in the ass if you've got a cut around them all the time. You have to weed whack them around that so you know, but it's a great idea for the park because they had it cemented around. You don't have they didn't have to weed whack or fucking run the lumber on them and it's permanent. I thought I'd never seen it before. I thought it was fucking cool as shit.

SPEAKER_05 8:41

Cornels to me is one of them games like if you if it's on the right day, if you get it can be a fucking blast. Yeah, like the woodboards, you know, even like you can have a little tournament. You get a couple guys together, you can get a fucking tournament, dude. You know, talk some shit, drink some brews. Yeah. Win a couple ducats. I had some fun.

SPEAKER_06 8:58

Kid can play, everyone get involved. We don't even know a lot of women that can throw the horseshoes. Yeah, but girls were good at I know a lot of girls that are good at cornhole.

SPEAKER_05 9:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 9:06

It's closer, it's lighter, everyone can play. Yeah. It's for everybody.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

Yeah, I mean, I do like throwing some shoes though. Throwing some good old-fashioned shoes is a good time.

SPEAKER_06 9:15

Then it rained, and then couldn't play any fucking way.

SPEAKER_05 9:17

What'd you get into? I I like I said, I went to the cabin and abused Rosa on a ride home, and she almost killed us all. Resort, you went, you I went to my uh the resort side I had a picnic out at Adams Township Pavilion. Yeah. School, good food. There was a little splash pad for like the kids to go down and just kind of like You get a big tire. Yeah, there's a ton of people. How many people don't over a hundred? Yeah. Yeah. Especially kids. Yeah. Yeah. You don't even know who's there. You're like, I don't even know if we're gonna be. Those are your cousins. There's the people there, like you're like, I don't know if I'm gonna go. Some of them are related to it. That's what I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 9:52

Yeah, somebody brings like a family friend, like myself.

SPEAKER_05 9:58

You got your own crew. Yeah, yeah. I I uh went uh uh Addie's aunt had like a little pool party. It was cool because it's like the first holiday since her grandma passed, and like they got together still, and they like did it.

SPEAKER_07 10:13

It was we had a good time over here. And we were gonna do something else.

SPEAKER_05 10:16

And fucking I had to work at night and I worked here and like they dragged you in here, they dragged me in here, and uh you know let me tell you this ran a lot of people out on the 4th of July looking the clock.

SPEAKER_06 10:29

It was that it wasn't it. Especially on a Saturday, everyone stays at them cookouts all night then, right? That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_05 10:37

Yeah, yeah. Everybody's in the house. And then my wedding like a lot of office people and stuff were off from Friday to Monday. You know what I mean? Like, so like you're Saturday, they're like fucking most of them just went away. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 10:50

Yeah, I took Monday. I took Friday, I said, I'll stand it that way.

SPEAKER_05 10:54

I tried to go up and watch the fireworks over to Overlook and Square Hill. Yeah. And uh there's two big buildings in the way. So I could see like the sides of the fireworks, and then after like eight minutes, we're like, let's go home. Well so did you see the fireworks?

SPEAKER_06 11:10

No, I was passed out by the fireworks.

SPEAKER_05 11:12

That was my turn to drink that day, and we started early, and uh, that was good. I was like, I mean, from what I've heard, it was like the best. Like, people were like, I was gonna go up the street and watch them like you know on the hill on fucking. Did you go up here? No, I we were going to and then they like delayed it because of the rain. Yeah, but nine o'clock, ten o'clock. 9 30 differences, you know what I mean? But uh, yeah, so I didn't. And then we watched it on TV and it was like terrible because it was like so smoky. Yeah, it was smoky and it was so muggy, and like that it just sat there. You couldn't see anything, you know. That place on Bigelow Street is by four the best place to watch fireworks. 100%, dude. That they they fucking will block that street off in cars. Yeah, those just sit on her cars, so you can't drive down it.

SPEAKER_06 11:57

No. It's funny. There's a place in Bigelow in Greenfield to watch fireworks. Place a full show on Bigelow to watch the fireworks. Oh, really? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:06

That's Bigelow Boulevard. Yeah, Bigelow Boulevard.

SPEAKER_06 12:08

Bigelow Street.

SPEAKER_05 12:09

I I used to, I'm seeing like I've seen obviously a lot of people buying their own fireworks and shit like that. I think that's gonna continue, especially now that this one's over with the big 250 celebration, dude. Happy birthday, America. But like, I think more and more people are gonna have little smaller venues and have their own fireworks. Because that's the fucking shit. Well, you know what? A lot of communities do it now. Before it was like it'd be like three fireworks in the whole area. Now every single like Shaler has it, McCandless has it, fucking every community has their own fireworks, which is cool, you know.

SPEAKER_06 12:42

Yeah, exactly. They're so easy to get now.

SPEAKER_05 12:44

Well, that's the thing, too. You go out the people who got hookups or something, like you know, you got like a five grand fund. You can put on a nice fireworks show if you know someone, you know, you can fucking get everyone put in a hundred bucks, dude.

SPEAKER_06 12:55

We did that in a couple years. It's always fun or lighting them yourself.

SPEAKER_05 12:59

Right there. The danger. The one the one five fourths of the head, the one was down below tracks in Hazelwood and the other one was me and was all lighting on fireworks with uh Davis and Giney. Like to slip off. We're a hammer. Yeah, soccer field. Lighting them and running like like help. We really didn't know what was gonna happen. The one tipped over, and Davis fell in the same hole like 10 times. Dude, did they put the the like the setup next to a ditch? Davis kept running and like tripping over this ditch. Because he ran every time you light him, you're scared he's gonna get blown up. And he was like, broken arrow, broken arrow. Dude, Davis was like lighting him, but like, dude, like he wanted to pull away so quick, like he wasn't like lighting them all the way at first. Yeah. Oh, and I could see him cheesing the eyes there. This dude died, he was torturing him the whole time. Look like you're such a pussy, give someone else the lighter. And he was like, yo, I'm not this one. And like you had the long uh cookout lighter. He had a grill lighter.

SPEAKER_06 13:59

He was still pussing out like that. Don't they give you a good 10 seconds or something, right? You somebody cutting a wick on him? Somebody short in the fuse the fucking.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

I mean, these were like, uh, they were they didn't regular fuse, but these were like the good ones. Like they didn't. The mortar, the boom!

SPEAKER_06 14:13

Yes, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:14

They were like, and I've learned over the years.

SPEAKER_06 14:16

If you don't have it in the right tube, it won't shoot as high as it's supposed to be there. That's gonna get a big dude.

SPEAKER_05 14:20

Hey, Bert had some fucking mortars that were like as big as his fucking front. We saw it like anyone. We were fucking right here, right at my shop. We saw it, it was in like a tube, like a three-foot fucking cylinder. We fucking boom. Next you know, there's like two black helicopters come flying down. They think we're fucking it's friendly fire cuts. Kennywood's right there, and I didn't realize we didn't realize what was gonna happen. That fucking it was enormous. I'm not saying it was close to No, it was nothing near anything. But like it's like people Kenny would definitely hurt me. Dude, there's still no. We were like, Julie Shop is is very, very, very, very close to Kennywood. Yes. You can hear the uh the one rider, it's like ha ha ha ha. Yeah, you'll be you'll be trying to do something, you'll fuck up, and then you hear this asshole laughing at you. Like, ha ha. Like, fuck you! Yeah, dude, last week was crazy hot. I mean, it was uh fucking, I think it was like over a hundred with the heat index like every day. The one day, the hottest was I think it it said the real feel was like 113. Yeah, it felt like it. My my girlfriend like still was like trying to hang on to 73 degrees on the and I said, Addie, I'm gonna die. Like I will die if I come in and air conditioning ain't on. Like, I'm gonna die. Please leave it down at 72. Yeah, I'm gonna need air conditioning, preferably some fresh cut watermelon. Yeah, yeah, a cucumber slightly salted. That's what I'm gonna need. Dude, like demhydration. Low job wouldn't hurt you. You don't it wouldn't kill you.

SPEAKER_07 15:56

You don't piss, uh you don't really piss when it's that hot.

SPEAKER_05 15:59

No, every so often I'll piss like three ounces of like orange juice. That's how like much. It's just all stomach act. Like, I feel like you're pissing like the original Listerine flavor. Like, is that brown? Is it yellow? I don't know. You're right. You're like two gallons of water. Dude, I have a kidney infection. Dude, literally, dude, I would like be like pulling beef. Look at bird drinking fucking a fruit. Dude, I'd be pulling weeds, and like you just like look at your shirt, and your shirt's like just statched up. You know what I hate when you're fucking sweating and your shirt starts getting heavy and then the neck's all stretched out and you're so uncomfortable, you're like, I fucking hate this. He starts chasing your neck. I was like, dude, you make this work all day. He was like, Yeah, he's like, Yeah, dudes are bitching, they hate me. I'm like, I hate you. I don't even work for you. I hate you. I've been trying to fucking get it done. Dude, my pickup truck has no AC on the ride home. I'm like, this is brutal. Is that why you're window down? I've seen you like dang his window down. Yeah, it's hell. I had somebody fix it and it didn't work out. Uh Ginsers are in shambles after Chinese one's being brought by bought by Kroger in a $1.65 billion deal. The sale expecting to close 2027. Kroger says the merger will eventually help lower grocery prices to compete with Walmart only. But around here, people were more worried about what happens to the full fuel parts and the advantage card. And like we'll also have it with the cookie cord. Dude, my daughters were, especially Gemma, she was like, wait, are they closing giant eagle? She was fucking devastating. Yeah, they were smart. Well, yeah, dude, all it is is the buck stops at Kroger now instead of Mr. Giant Eagle. And I think I think Kroger is gonna lower the food purpose. John Eagle had some of the highest priced food. They were top three most expensive food purveyors in the country. Yeah. And we are nobody, nowhere near the top three wage earners in the country. So they were screwed.

SPEAKER_06 17:56

They've been fucking us for years. For sure, too. I offered a $1.3 billion a while back. Yeah, they were like, no way.

SPEAKER_05 18:03

Yeah, just because they gave it out a couple free t-shirts at the Pirate Games in the 90s, they think they fucking didn't. They don't even have Eagle Vigor. They don't even have Eagle Video people. Remember Eagle Video? Nah. Yeah, Eagle. Eagle Video, yeah. I I had some good memories.

SPEAKER_09 18:18

And it will still go up to the one in Squirrel Hill. Are you nuts? Yeah, it's the smallest.

SPEAKER_05 18:23

They don't have which it's fine.

SPEAKER_09 18:27

But for a lot of stuff, it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 18:29

No, I don't know. I like it.

SPEAKER_05 18:30

He's like, no, I don't want my score in general. Yeah. It's tiny. You know what I mean? If like one other person has a cart. Like you're gonna have some bumper carts sitting on. Like everybody's in your dude, like how about feeling closed in and claustrophobic? And it's like compared to like the one in the waterfront or even Edward Townsend. The water screw is set up so fucked up. If you need to get paper towels, you go you feel like you're like stealing it because you're like walking out of the store as you can. I will say this about that one, though. When I back when I was on, you know, not doing too good years ago. Easy to steal. It was very easy to steal ice cream cakes from there. And I remember it was our one buddy's birthday, uh Dana, and uh it was his birthday. I was like, I was like, dude, I'm gonna bring an ice cream cake. He's like, You really gonna get me one? He's like, Come on over then. So I rode a bicycle, a giant identical, walked out with an ice cream cake. Mind you, I'm fucked up on drugs. Took me a minute to get pedaling and I'm taking my role. By the time I got there, the cake was just about fucking almost knowing. He was like, We gotta hurry up and eat this motherfucker. And his Aunt Rose bought this expensive cake from Oakmore Bakery. He's like, I love ice cream cake. I ruined the whole birthday, dude. He hated me, dude. He was like, I thought you said this was your favorite. And he was like, Yeah, but I love ice cream cake. I didn't know he was this. He's like he wrote it here on a bike, I gotta eat it. He was like, it's the one with the crunchies in it. You know what I mean? Dude, everyone was fucking dying. I'm like, I don't don't made it. He's like, Yeah, dude, thanks. He was like, Did you buy this? I'm like, fuck no. He might like it even better. Yeah, but he probably did. Happy birthday, Steve. No, but the thing I meant, but like you go up there, like your selection is just like limited. You know what I mean? Like, it's like I you go I noticed I do like this. Uh at Costco, they have like a kosher lunch meet section, and it is fire. I'm going to kosher salami. It's kosher baloney. Yeah. Not the baloney, the slaw me. Dude, the square hole giant eagle, Greenfield's just like a tad bit bigger. Yeah. But like that Greenfield one for some reason we always went to when I was a kid, and like that felt like a normal size store, but the one square hill is just like it's so small. It's crazy. I swear it was bigger when it was when it was the old giant. Like, when they redid it, they fucking I feel like they fucked it up. So dude. Something.

SPEAKER_06 20:45

Something ain't right. Like you go to the waterworks or something. It's fucking one one aisle is as big as that whole thing.

SPEAKER_05 20:50

Well, yeah, dude, the waterfront's like ginormous. That wasn't that one change size, like the nice giant eagle with the market district. Like you feel like you're in another fucking I've never been to that one. No, you know what? I ain't gonna lie, the one, what is it, East Liberty? Yeah. That market district one is. Maybe I'm thinking of that. That's a decent, that's a decent one. I'm like, but it's hell, the parking lot is like as big as this room with the giant eagle's laid out. Yeah, I think I'll think about that one. It's like what's that one place called a food expense of Whole Foods? I went through Whole Foods like a couple times. That's a fucking sham. Yeah, yeah. You're paying, you're paying for the idea. Well, I mean, but dude, like it's they got the same shit. Not everything's organic here, I promise you. Yeah, you know what I mean? You're just paying. Certified organic or not.

SPEAKER_06 21:33

It's gotta be certified organic, not it can just say it's organic, right?

SPEAKER_05 21:37

What do you guys think about me? I love peanut butter. What do you guys think about organic peanut butter?

SPEAKER_06 21:45

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

I don't like that it separates. I that's what we see. Yeah, I think it sucks. Yeah, it's terrible. If I gotta s if I gonna fucking mix my peanut butter like it's spackling, yeah, dude, Jiffy Jiffy. They did it, they did it right. I mean Chemicals in it, maybe who cares?

SPEAKER_06 22:02

Kids run through that now. We can't really afford to go through the organic shit right now. But you gotta get it.

SPEAKER_05 22:05

Yeah, fucking right. I go through it. I go through two of them in a week and a half. Dude, if I eat GIF like for like 44 years, like I'm fine. Fuck it. You know what I mean? I'm fucked. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 22:17

All of a sudden there's a study out that's horrible for you, then quit selling it.

SPEAKER_05 22:20

Yeah. Right. Or quit reading studies. Yeah. That's what the kids are studying. I go through high school without studying. I can make I don't want to know about anything else that was around that could it be harming me now? Because if I had, I'm gonna automatically give it to you. If it's gonna harm me, take it off the market. If not, shut up. Yeah. Freaking huber. Of course I want a mountain dew. We're all smashed. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06 22:41

Code red, I love it. It's American dude. They had a case of American dude, one of the cookies. The blue one. Well, no, it's just Mont Dew, but it was calling an American Dew. I think they changed it off to 250. Or it was super generic, but it tasted just like Mind Dew, looked just like Mind Du. Is it Mountain American? It is the generic one. It's Marine Lightning, something like that. I liked it. Maybe I am Mind Dew as well. It's called Mountain Lightning. So I couldn't tell if it would taste it different, but it tasted just like Mondu, I remember. That lightning one is the generic Mind Du.

SPEAKER_05 23:08

Then there was Jolt. Which was to be a fucking caffeine freak. She'd have like jolt gum teeth. Dude, Jolt. She would drink jolt like mine. Just drink a pot of espresso. Well, dude, Jolt was like the first Red Bull. Oh, yeah, but it was cola. Yeah. It's gonna turn your teeth brown and taste like shit. You're gonna be shitting mustard. Yeah, and you're gonna fucking have heart palpitations. Yeah, like little baby trifect. Like when I used to drink them Red Bull 16 ounce. They might have took a couple years off my life. If you don't get heartburn after you drink a 16-ounce Red Bull, you don't have a soul.

SPEAKER_06 23:44

So when embolish kids don't mix Red Bull with booze, you'll die. We used to call that a speed ball. Yeah. It's I actually drink beer and you know other stuff. I'm not sure I can handle it.

SPEAKER_05 23:56

I enjoyed Red Bull and vodka.

SPEAKER_06 23:58

I'll simplify.

SPEAKER_05 23:58

I used to do coke and hair when it goes. Yeah, that's right. Well, wow, I borrowed it. Call me John Belushi. Yeah, they're never heard about me. I'll put it down in simple terms. We would drink goose and bowl. Yeah. That was fucking you're looking for a fucking terrible night. Uh Anthrocon celebrated its 20th year in Pittsburgh last week. Coriokorner officially declared July 1st as Anthrocon Day.

SPEAKER_06 24:28

Did he dress up as a furry? Oh, that's the furry.

SPEAKER_05 24:30

A dude looks like he's dressed up as a human. Yeah, he looks like a furry. He looks like a cat dressed up as a man. Yeah, he's a human.

SPEAKER_06 24:40

Weird looking mommy.

SPEAKER_05 24:42

Strange as hell. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 24:44

It's bad. That sucks for him to have to cancel the parade.

SPEAKER_05 24:46

So the the head of the He's like, I'm gonna pee in the toilet to make it ironic.

SPEAKER_07 24:52

The president of the Anthracorn, they go around to all the hotels before, like right before they like they have their convention. And they literally give out the top level people's numbers. Any problems call us. Any problems call.

SPEAKER_05 25:04

Dude, and like if you fuck around and do something like fuck, they make sure you ain't. I heard that.

SPEAKER_06 25:09

You remember that story last year?

SPEAKER_05 25:13

They had like a kitty pool full of kitty litter, and there were people like humans were shitting and pissing in the fucking litter box at a hotel at Antracorn. I hear that. Yeah, they they got the litter box. That's part of it.

SPEAKER_06 25:25

That's part of the uh thing though.

SPEAKER_05 25:26

I don't think that's the thing. I don't think that's what they're calling about. It's good for the economy, though. Yeah, it's good for the shit guys that sell sand. Yeah, right. Their wastewater's way down.

SPEAKER_06 25:36

They fill up, they flew up all that fucking uh it was a hundred degrees. You can't be wasting water flushing shit down the poil. Yeah, dude. I was down there.

SPEAKER_05 25:42

I went down to like ten penny for like breakfast for some reason. Me and Johanna went and they were there the one year. One dude was like dressed up like the devil. Yeah. John. John was like, this dude got a butt plug-in with a tail on it? I see. Can I have uh over easy eggs, please? I see the waiter. I see a lot. You see that you see a lot of butt plugs down here. Oh, yeah. It's very butt plug friendly. Yeah, I see. A couple guys you want to get in a cool shower with, huh? Yeah. Let me turn to take off that suit, then he's gonna. Yeah, let me turn your pir on. I game teach you to play pranks. It's a cat blowing me. That sandpaper tongue. Jack was over here to talk about the girl to turn into a cat. Yeah, that's a great story, too. Ahead of his time. Yeah. The girl was fucking licking Jack's gooch. She freaked out, and then she shit in the corner. And then some random dude wrote him home. Like he had to buy to buy a cell phone on the show. She was scratching the door and trying to attack Jack. Like a kid. The story like changed every year, like a little bit more. Yeah, it's a little better. Every time he's doing that. That's how stories go. Yeah, you gotta refine it. Um Pittsburgh Scanner, Greenfield, Greenfield Road.

SPEAKER_07 27:09

Cole says a naked dude is dancing at the overall.

SPEAKER_05 27:12

Happy 4th of July. Alright. Must have just missed him. So what's the fucking problem? Dude, but Marla wrote, it is hot as fuck. She ain't lying. It was Marla Stinger. She was like, give him the stinger, Ricky. I wonder if that's uh Marla Frank's old lady. Remember her? Yeah, yeah. She was hot back in the day. You see the big old titties? We were all we were young as fuck, dude. Remember that?

SPEAKER_07 27:40

That was a those were like we were like 13 and she was like a woman with like she had like jean shorts.

SPEAKER_05 27:46

Super small daisy dude's on.

SPEAKER_07 27:47

Yeah, and her coder was hanging out.

SPEAKER_05 27:49

Oh that was like one of my best. Oh my god, is that a beef and cheddar? Yeah, spank bank, go to spank bank. Dude, our coder was hanging out. You know what I mean? Anyway. I revisit that bank bank later. She was a furry. You know what I mean? It was the early 90s. Dude, Jay for Roger. That was my first car with a furry.

SPEAKER_04 28:21

Dude, it's a mup dad, dude.

SPEAKER_05 28:23

Yeah. Better put on your mask. Jake first. Going in the deep end. If I'm not back in five minutes, come back up like a non-based cigarette. You gotta like Bell Changer. Liberty tunnel in the bondside. Cole who says there's a homeless guy. Probably lived in there. The guy that keeps hitting the cross button, slow down traffic, along when he had little time to ask for money. Caller is bought like you. That's good business. Listen, that's efficiency. Yeah. He game the system. Yeah. I mean, if you're if you That would drive me insane. He's like, I don't pay taxes for this button. Yeah. I can't say taxes on this button. Like, unless they're like, I'll give you a dollar and I'll take that fucking button, asshole. And then they drive away and he hits it. Yeah. That might be a shit. That might be a shtick. Station square call reporting that a woman with yoga pants in a sports wall. I already like what this is going. Standing on the train tracks, playing chicken with passive train. She was totally showing the engineers with 100 and 40 wall. I don't even see it. Alright, alright, so listen. Hold on. Let's be honest with each other. I don't know if it's a lot of things. You would probably gas your train out. You go faster. I'm not saying they never have. I'm saying the odds are that she's not one of them. I get it, but here's the chick. I can't remember her name. She's hot. And she goes around like flashes, like fucking construction workers and stuff like that. Probably her. It's hot up.

SPEAKER_06 30:01

What's her name? You know. You some have her on the B like Wall or something.

SPEAKER_07 30:06

Yeah, but anyway, she does.

SPEAKER_05 30:08

She was like, you look at her text. She would do something like a flexible lady or something. Yeah. Yeah, but that's more of that's hilarious. Flexible Amy, I should be. Yeah, but that's more of like uh, you know, something nice to do for people. This lady, she's obviously on drugs.

SPEAKER_06 30:27

She's on drugs? Maybe probably a holiday weekend.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

She might be doing a TikTok having some beers.

SPEAKER_06 30:33

Probably that milk's gone sour, is what you're saying. Yeah, exactly. Let your imagination work.

SPEAKER_05 30:38

Yeah, why why are we being so cynical about this? She's probably a fucking smoke show showing some seaming.

SPEAKER_06 30:44

I'm about to start taking a train everything. What he's getting at is that nobody's calling the cops if a hot check slash in her titties, right? Yeah. Is that what you're getting at? I just still got a little bit more. I'm still against the cops calls.

SPEAKER_05 30:58

James said Shorty should be showing them that caboose.

SPEAKER_07 31:02

Okay, James for the win. All right, we got four voicemails in the past month. All right, let's listen to this.

SPEAKER_05 31:07

We want to hear from you in our voicemail. Make sure you do call us at 412-438-8358. That's 412-438-8358. Play them there.

SPEAKER_08 31:16

Hey boys, Beagle Tit. Happy 4th of July. I want to know what is your guys' most overrated and your most underrated thing about the 4th of July? Thanks. Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_07 31:27

Overrated potato salad. Underrated I would say the time that you spend with your friends.

SPEAKER_05 31:35

That's a really good answer, Dave. Potato salad, sorry.

SPEAKER_09 31:40

You don't pull enough salt and pepper on it, sorry.

SPEAKER_05 31:42

I'm not sure. I prefer macaroni salad over potato salad. I'll be honest with you, only salad I eat is like pasta. Lettuce. You like spinach? Like, yeah, I mean, but like I don't eat no macaroni salad, potato salad, none of that salad. I eat a single salad. That's as far as I can.

SPEAKER_06 32:00

I don't know, man. Fucking great answer. I don't even know if anyone any one of us could top it. That was good.

SPEAKER_05 32:05

No, I mean the best thing obviously the best thing when you were younger, you're like, oh man, I'm stuck with my family. And then when you get older, you're like, this is a good time to hang out with people. Well, like, dude, I always like listen to like uh some good uh USA music. Drinking beers, I'll just do enough. Patriotism. Uh yeah, I do. I do. I mean, like you like to live born in the USA. I know, but now I now it's I think it's anti-American. You know what I like? We got the new day. I didn't. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:33

I wish I could change it.

SPEAKER_05 32:36

The boss is. I like the hook. I don't like the message, boss.

SPEAKER_06 32:39

I think it maybe unpopular, underrated. If you're not setting them off yourself, the fireworks are overrated. I agree.

SPEAKER_05 32:45

They are it's such a big deal with the case.

SPEAKER_06 32:47

This year was a little bit spectacular. Don't get me wrong. There were big, big shows this year. It was nice. Yeah, the semi-quincentennial.

SPEAKER_05 32:54

I mean That's true. That's a good that is unless you're setting them off yourself. I agree with chilling. Yeah, if I can't lose a thumb, how fun is it? We should next year pitch in and get some again. Because I I miss them. I do it in one year. I think this is the first year I really didn't like have any beers and like get together, you know what I mean? Oh, that sounds fun. It wasn't. Yeah, Juan was a little under the weather. Like I think my kids' picnic, and like after that it rained, and like I just didn't really do shit. Yeah. I'd do this next year. Even if we don't even have to wait for lecture, we can do this in the summer. Let's have like a little party.

SPEAKER_06 33:30

Labor Day party.

SPEAKER_05 33:31

Let's have a Labor Day party. Everyone picks you a couple hundred bucks with fire or coup a hundred bucks with fire. I'll call my guy, see if we can get Russell. Yeah, because like I used to lie about how much I spent on fireworks. It was more than I did. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I spent like uh seven, eight hundred dollars. It was more than that. Dude, you got a pool table full of fireworks like three years ago. Because if you spent so much, I give you double. Yeah, he's like, dude, I had to hit the fucking threshold. Yeah, or I wasn't gonna get three free. He was like, I really can't get you a great deal unless you spend $1,200. You know what I do? Like, I mean, my kids are what a deal.

SPEAKER_09 34:03

That girl goes crazy with the sparklers, and these damn kids destroy them everyone. Would you ever get burned with the sparklers again? Yeah. It's like a welding room.

SPEAKER_06 34:13

You gotta pick it up because you think it fucking has been out for a while.

SPEAKER_05 34:15

You turn your fucking hand off. Dude, Rosie used to stick them in the yard up, like, oh, so we can pick them up later when they cool down. Yeah, then walk out there and try to let your dog outside. Get a cup of water and dump them on.

SPEAKER_06 34:26

Put these fuckers in water. It's best if you've got to have a fire going, just throw them in the fire.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:30

Or when you're out of way, we're stuck in the middle of the road to pick them up.

SPEAKER_05 34:33

Yeah, then the neighbor get a flat tire. You can't always have fire. Definitely look up with a flat with a sparkler.

SPEAKER_09 34:41

An update on this one. This is about that stolen shark from the last episode of three weeks ago where there's a shark on someone's wall.

SPEAKER_00 34:47

I do remember that. Hey boys, it's Sandra, the missing shark. Well, actually, my name's Diesel. He just called Missandra to protect the guilty. I'm not missing. I was rescued by someone else. She promised he would get me all wet again. She got me all guned up. And said there is a big green field where we're going and some pristine water to swim in. I'm so excited to have my anal green, my anal skin follows me. Whatever that is. Anyways, just let your boy knows all's good.

SPEAKER_05 35:19

Thank you. Thank you, Diesel. Appreciate you calling us to letting us know you're safe. That's gross.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

Hey guys, Waterboy here. So I just got done eating a Paul Scheme glizzy from Sheet. Nine inches of Nathan's hot dog. You know how I like those long wings. Anyways. The question is I thought about. We kind of know what you get on your hot dogs, but does that change when you're drunk? Alright, you guys have a good one later.

SPEAKER_07 35:52

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

Yeah, dude. If I'm sober or I'm you know still functioning, just fucking ketchup and mustard. If I'm hammered, you could put whatever. You could throw fucking peppers, onions, mushrooms. Putting the whatever. Putting whatever they fucking have. Like the cheese, the chili, the sauerkraut. I want it all. You know what? Crowd on the dog is fucking. It's gross. Yeah, and I mean it's gonna be all over me. You're gonna tell what was on it because it's gonna be on my shirt, right? Like a gas in my shoe. Gas station drunk liz used to work. Dude, did you ever hot dogs?

SPEAKER_09 36:30

They have like Dr. Pepper sauce and boom boom sauce or whatever.

SPEAKER_05 36:33

Oh, the boom boom sauce is actually righteous, dude. I'm talking not sheep. It's killing shoes. You ever get the packet of onions that looks like cheese? You ever use that? You ever use that? That's a hangover fucking recipe. I hate fucking relish, dude. I hate relish. I won't put relish in that. Why not just put a real pickle? Yeah, I'd rather have like a spear. We bring a couple glizzies today, they were looking good. Yeah, Northumberland little more contact. Oh, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 37:05

Yeah, it was ketchup, ketchup mustard, three pickle on each one.

SPEAKER_05 37:09

They were fucking fire. What a uh natural casing. They have a little snap to them or what? No, there's uh boiled. No, they grilled them. No, they they burn them. I love it. Burn is good, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:25

I agree. Do you ever have one? My mum read in a magazine one time and we tried it and it was good. Cream cheese, jalapeno on a hot dog. You can just cheese. I eat it all the time though. You just think it's cream cheese. If you get the block of cream cheese, you can cut it like the long ways, yeah. And you cut a nice strip of that, and it fits perfectly on the hot dog with some jalapenos on it on the hot dog. It's fucking delicious. You know it's kind of a weird thing. Cerry crown salt.

SPEAKER_09 37:47

My family had it like some hordies was uh celery with uh green cheese.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

Yeah, it's on a lot of paprika. I just when I was younger, I'm like, why does it be like on it?

SPEAKER_06 37:58

It's good.

SPEAKER_05 37:58

Sprinkled paprika. No, I love the celery. Dude, I love the celery with the fucking I love it.

SPEAKER_06 38:08

No, you organic celery makes you makes your but makes your cum thicker.

SPEAKER_05 38:15

It's good. Clean off my t-shirt. When I jack off, it's like a solid. But that's what I needed. Thicker cum. I'm glad. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_06 38:31

You know, it's missing, you're like, oh god.

SPEAKER_05 38:33

I thought I was dehydrated. Yeah, he dicked up in like fucking onion packets. Yeah, and then it comes back in. Like, what the fuck was that? You have to do it twice. Like the lizard's time, it comes back all time with the ground. It's like the lumber when you used to spit, pull it back. Like, what is that? A packet of onions?

SPEAKER_06 38:54

Oh, spitting that one out.

SPEAKER_05 38:57

You gotta chew one out.

SPEAKER_04 38:59

I chew that one down.

SPEAKER_05 39:01

Put in your gullet like a chalk. Like, oh my god, what is that? A paint stick? It tastes like juicy fruit. It cuts out. It's the cream cheese and the quizzy.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

I'll make you cum a big black.

SPEAKER_05 39:20

You need a BBG, a big black quizzy. Shoot write in your mook.

SPEAKER_06 39:28

Don't forget the celery.

SPEAKER_05 39:29

Honey, was you second one in BBG's? I was like, Well, you went for dinner, I was like, BBG. I can't write your mook.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

Um, people can break down like that one.

SPEAKER_06 40:30

Yeah, I mean, you're definitely exploiting those people on that. Yeah, it didn't start from a good place, the idea of production. Yeah, how they talk about it. That was like uh Dinner for Idiots or whatever that movie was. That's what that is.

SPEAKER_05 40:42

Dinner for Schmucks, yeah. But then they like, I mean, yeah, Lobo and Spa they try to make it, oh, it's for you know, it's like you get out, you're fucking we're normalizing it. No, you're fucking victimizing it, dude. All right, everybody, like we said before, if we're gonna make a voicemail calling at 412-438835A guys, thanks for all your voicemails this week. We'll take a quick commercial break, be right back and we're gonna find the podcast.

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SPEAKER_05 43:56

Sony says it will stop releasing physical discs, the new PlayStation game. Starting in January 2028, taking all future titles digital owned. Well, the huge change for gamers, many fans say it feels like we won't truly own the game they buy anymore. Are you physical media guys, or does this really not matter to you? It du it to me, it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_07 44:18

But I will say this if we've learned anything from our lives and our parents' lives, the old fucking toys, the unopened ones, are worth a fortune. So if you have that game, and in the future you have it on open, it's like fucking 40 years from now.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

You got Madden 99 onopen. It's worth a fucking money. Right now it's probably worth a ton of money.

SPEAKER_07 44:39

If you got the first Madden onopen, it's probably worth it.

SPEAKER_05 44:41

But but so for me, I don't like I don't like that you have to like uh oh your your Apple iTunes or your iTunes or whatever. You don't own any of that fucking music. I would rather have a fucking rent. Mecause I write checks. So we're talking. You like the record. I want not a I mean I don't even want I don't need wax. CD. Yeah, C D or something. Or or like, dude, so how many times like uh I know that one time the fucking internet was out in my whole fucking neighborhood, right? Everything was fucked up, and we're like, what the fuck do we do now? My cable everything runs on it. If I would have had my old DVDs, I could have put the DVDs where I will say this though, for for PlayStation, let's say your internet's out, but you bought them games. You can still play them, correct? Yeah, but if you don't have it, if you ain't hooked up to the fucking to the man, what do you mean? To the fucking to the man. You can still play with yourself. To the Wi-Fi, you mean you could have a good one. I'm saying if it's the Wi-Fi don't even need it. You don't even need it. I understand it, but if you only buy digital games, then you can't do shit unless that's what he's saying. That's yeah, I agree. I'm agreeing with that.

SPEAKER_06 45:48

That's and also when you buy them on a digital thing, you load them up on your machine, eventually digital guys can take them away.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

You don't have to mean yeah, I I I like a physical, that's like uh, I don't know, you ever buy like gold or something? Sometimes you buy gold and you get physical gold. Sometimes you buy gold and it's a certificate in some asshole fucking 10 states where he's holding for you. Yeah, it ain't worth fucking shit. Yeah, you got a piece of fucking paper.

SPEAKER_06 46:11

Yeah, give me the hardest.

SPEAKER_05 46:12

I want I need I need I need shit. Here's the thing is if you're if you're doing if they're doing that, the the price of the game should drop to the game. I agree. You're not spending uh $200 on a fucking game. And here's what makes me bad is like when you buy it on like it's the same price digital as it is fucking at the store. It's like you may as well get it. Now, granted, something goes wrong, the disc can scratch. Yeah. Yeah, but even when you put your disc in, even back in the day when we used to play games, you put your disc in and it would update the fucking thing as soon as you like hooked on to the fucking internet.

SPEAKER_06 46:48

What do you mean, user theory?

SPEAKER_05 46:50

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 46:51

No, it updated when you had a disc. Yeah. When you would like so you would play that's after my time. You would play like Xbox racing. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:01

Even you put your game in there as soon as you got online, you update NHL.

SPEAKER_06 47:04

The last one I had was a PlayStation 2. 230.

SPEAKER_05 47:07

We were playing Tech Mobile 10, maybe. Oh, you played up till then? No, maybe seven. I don't remember. I eight, nine, I don't remember. I think when I when we I have to look through my old channel, I still have it. PlayStation 2 is the last one I had. I still have DVDs there. Yeah, but that's see, you're you know you could live. Right? Then you have Ross and you buy movies on your Verizon, then you switch, you lose your fucking movie. Right. That's that's what kills me, dude. I just spent $30 to buy this movie for what?

SPEAKER_07 47:31

And that's the thing, you we do it out of convenience. Like, I'll be at home and I'm watching Prime and I'm like, oh, I really want to see that. Oh, it'll be $12.99, and I'm just like, fuck it, I'll buy it.

SPEAKER_05 47:41

And then like I can't find the motherfucker after all. I'm like, I mean, it's a scam. Or you ever try to find a show like where's Basil Toven 2 at? I've been looking for it for months, right? Is it right? Is it on Netflix? Is it on Paramount or whatever? And then you just go on like you're on demand on your cable, and you're like, you know what? I'll just I'll rent it for $5 and watch it twice.

SPEAKER_06 47:57

We're at my buddy's camp. Remember Saturday, you throw in a DVD, you sit there before you start going out around. Jack off like a gentleman. He got the fucking BCR combo up here, right? The laser disc, it's out in the winter because you know, it's cold, it's hot. The discs weren't working. Uh-huh. Dude, we were watching fucking BCR tapes. Old school, like fucking Friday and shit. John's still got tapes. Dude, John's already had a Betamax. We'd have fine things. We just started drinking earlier, but you know, it was a nice hung over. Throwing the fucking Friday on the DVD or VCR.

SPEAKER_05 48:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:29

Right? You can't do that if you do Wi-Fi Z.

SPEAKER_07 48:32

Jason Orhees.

SPEAKER_05 48:34

All them like all them fucking VA uh VHS tapes.

SPEAKER_07 48:40

They were all good. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 48:41

Like all them movies were like, uh, I remember you had like trains, planes, and automobile. Yeah, them all. Jaws. Fourth of July, you want to watch Jaws? The oil, hot ladies, oil. Jaws was like blockbuster, dude. You'd ask them to borrow a fucking 83 porn, he'd be like, dude, I need to see your copy of your license. See if you can figure out where that muff is.

unknown 48:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:00

Dude, which one's their butthole? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 49:04

Dude, that's it that oil wrestling got jerked off too so many times. That one scene where like her kids come out and old Wheelie. I just remember I caught me every time. Real tear, a real dick jerker, that one. You just slab. But you ever you ever like thinking something like or like you're like a movie will come on, or something that you like jacked off to when you were younger?

SPEAKER_05 49:31

Yeah, it's a grind.

SPEAKER_07 49:32

You get sentimental, like, oh man, like when like a girl's going wild, anything will come up.

SPEAKER_05 49:37

Hey, my my dick cries for you. Yeah, I used to spank my mate here. Yeah. One extremely long tiered time. The internet is losing it over a viral testicle bra. But it's a sport garment designed to reduce bouncing, chafing, and discomfort for men dealing with aging, injuries, or certain conditions. Wow. Would you boys try these out for your saggy nuts? I don't believe that. It looks like the glasses you put on when you used to go tanning. That's exactly what it looks like. Yeah, it does. Ah, is it bigger than that?

SPEAKER_04 50:08

I'll tell you what, if you were gay before you wore war, you are after. Dude, I have no nuts right now. You know what I mean? Like, so honestly.

SPEAKER_06 50:16

So wait, after you play that prank on that guy, which when you make him pee himself, then you put one of these on the balls. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 50:24

The Z bird was here.

SPEAKER_05 50:27

You're like, oh, what a long day. And you're nuts. Yeah. Like, oh, I can't have my fur on like my chest. You just like reach up your shoes and take them off. Yeah. Like this, watch this. And you pull out the death fraud. Yeah, I need a death.

SPEAKER_06 50:42

See, I switched boxer priests back to regular jockeys a while back.

SPEAKER_05 50:48

This dude has sturubs on the show.

SPEAKER_06 50:49

No, not tiny whiteies. Those aren't even tiny whiteies. Listen, those aren't white. I don't want to fucking have shit. Do you have tighties, but they're not whiteies. Right, they're colored.

SPEAKER_05 50:58

Listen, this fucking I don't I think we're forgetting that these aren't even underwear. These are stirrups just for his balls.

SPEAKER_06 51:06

Right, so you're still gonna put your hands.

SPEAKER_05 51:11

Yeah. They didn't, they they left the penis out to make it less gay, but pretty gay. You can just put underwear on. I mean, what's right?

SPEAKER_07 51:19

I've never had a problem with my underwear letting my nuts hang too low.

SPEAKER_06 51:23

And if I do, then you know what I do? Stick the underwear. Yeah, dude. Your balls hang low. Can you tell you? Obviously, yes.

SPEAKER_05 51:30

If your balls are hanging out, can you put them in sunglasses when you wear your pants? You probably got huge nuts. That's not capable of holding huge nuts.

SPEAKER_06 51:36

I got huge nuts. I wear underwear. What do you think those are made on us? You know, it's quite a sense of humor, but you know.

SPEAKER_05 51:42

Are those mesh?

SPEAKER_06 51:43

I sure like it breathe. You gotta let the boys breathe.

SPEAKER_05 51:48

So wait, wait a second. So you got the two fucking straps in front, you got two that go under your ass crap. Are you wearing assless? But now you're wearing jeans. That's just too much. What is you're gonna have sweaty nuts? I don't know. We're gonna need a phone on 360.

SPEAKER_06 52:05

I vote no for the nut.

SPEAKER_05 52:07

No on that. So yeah, you have two strings going on each either side of your ass cheek. Yeah. That mannequin has no hips at all. Imagine, imagine seeing like someone's running small otherwise turned off. They don't even have nuts in the thing. How do you know it's in the thing? I mean, that looks like a chick. I got turned on when I sing it. I was like, what are those x-ray visions from John of the What is that? A labia clay?

SPEAKER_06 52:38

She got Tony Galphine. Yes, we're gonna catch some window. Princess Labia.

SPEAKER_05 52:48

No, you call it that radioactive muff. That's pretty mile island right there. We can put a couple homeless guys under that. It looks like a lead shield, so you don't get radiation again. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 53:02

You could jump off a building and fall real fast.

SPEAKER_05 53:04

Keep your goddamn muffin. What is that?

SPEAKER_09 53:10

Alrighty.

SPEAKER_05 53:20

The new $90 million fair gates have already reduced fare evasion and crime while increasing revenue by about $10 million annually. Listen, she looks like a fat Oompa Loompa. I love to see the fats get stuck in places. Nothing better than better than seeing a fat stock somewhere. You know what I mean? Like, what is this? Stock porch. I'd hate to see her labia. Yeah. I hope you go to Bolzonio.

SPEAKER_06 53:49

She spent her last change on that the big black glizzly before in a fucking gas station. Look at her face.

SPEAKER_05 53:55

She's like, ow. She's still trying to worm through. She's like, I'm shooting. I love all the things just hold her down. She's in severe pain. She's like, I ruptured my spleen. They spent 90 million to make them fuckers think. You know what? It's worth it. If it's worth paying for themselves. Well, that's what I was gonna say, but it probably went viral, so they probably made their money back.

SPEAKER_09 54:16

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 54:17

Brother in Arms just kick things off with Kenny.

SPEAKER_06 54:23

Covered since the last month we've been here. They did uh Raiders at a Lost Ark. Uh Close Encounters at a Third Con, which I've actually never seen. I've never seen that. And then they did uh Terminator 2, and they just did Independence Day this week, obviously.

SPEAKER_05 54:38

I actually like Independence Day. I think it's a pretty great movie. Yeah. Show me up. He was like, my country needs me. I'm putting down the juice. Yeah. Terminator 2. Terminator 2's classic.

SPEAKER_06 54:54

He's like, not even my country, the world needs the world. You know, it always kills me about that. Is that part of the movie when he's like, you know, I'm a pilot, I can fly since I got into crop dusting, you know, after the war, I've been doing that ever since. He was doing a little naked crop dusting. Then he says, Oh, I want a personal note. I'd just like to say, ever since I was abducted by aliens 15 years ago, I've been looking for some payback. Then everyone looks at him like he's still a weirdo. Dude, you're going to fight the aliens. Like he was right. Like, how can you still look at him like he's a freak? He was like that. They just instinctively, like, they give him that look. Like, they look at each other like this guy's abducted by aliens. Yeah. Yeah, the ones. You mean the one that just destroyed half the fucking world? Those ones? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:33

I do like that movie, actually. It's pretty good. Independence thing is great. I'm gonna go rent it for $4.99. Uncle Eddie. His best role was in uh not another uh team movie. Yeah. Cousin Eddie. Cousin Eddie? Yeah. Not another team movie when he's the dad, the drunk dad.

SPEAKER_03 55:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:48

He basically just reprises his role as cousin Eddie. Let's see.

SPEAKER_05 55:51

They call that typecast. What did he say? John, don't do the live. What were we gonna do? I can't even think of it. Stop. You were gonna say it whenever he's gonna be. He's the best act now, isn't he? But she was like, how'd you get through the hole in your house? Yeah, she was like, How'd you get in here? She's like, I just walk through the hole in here. But the best is when he fucking he fucks the pies at the end, and he was like, time for a threesome.

SPEAKER_06 56:16

If we'll make you more popular, if you sleep on my sake, go ahead and do it.

SPEAKER_05 56:20

Yeah. Because maybe when kids will stop fighting back on the board. If you fucking suck the quarterback's noodle. We all know we can use all the popularity we can get.

SPEAKER_06 56:32

Fuck, I love that movie. That's a good one to watch. I'm gonna have to watch that one too. Yeah, yeah. That's a great movie.

SPEAKER_05 56:39

Like right movie. That movie's great. That's the best one. No, I love him. Oh my god, you have paint, you have paint on your jeans, and now you're so hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:50

Janie Gray's got it. Just go.

SPEAKER_05 57:00

That's good stuff. Rent it for $4.99. You can never own it. Yeah, dude. I still and we still use that line. It's like we're not he's like, if we're telling sisters, but if they're two hot chicks, he's like, even if their heads are stuck together, we put them together. They eat one hot chick, and Reggie Ray's like, he's like, ah, do her. We're like, we know you want Reggie Ray. We still say that to this fucking kid. The World Cup kicked off in the US while we were away, and this guy's pumped. Play the clip.

SPEAKER_09 57:33

Uh excuse me. I cannot speak English, but but I'm excited!

SPEAKER_01 57:42

Yeah, baby! Japan! Japan! Japan, baby! Look, how do it slit? It's lit. Okay, what are we looking at? Oh my gosh, can you tell me what this is? We're looking at his back.

SPEAKER_08 57:52

Uh Japanese.

SPEAKER_05 57:53

Toyama. It was like Yudomo Urugato. We all did, we all just knew the state. That black chick was like, she was like, I don't know what he's saying. He feel like she's like, we really out you. He was like, I rob America. I love it, dude. FIFA's the best thing to happen to America. Deebur's been gambling in every fucking soccer game. Oh, dude, fucking Columbia won, dude. Dude, the dudes are working with me. They were crying they lost money on fucking America. You just kicked it by Belgium. Like, I like hedge. Did you watch any other game? I did watch the first half. Some of the same, but they lost down three marks.

SPEAKER_03 58:39

Dude, I was like, this is an embarrassment.

SPEAKER_05 58:41

Like, you play goal. How the hell did you just kick the dirt? What the fuck? And then the other dude, the other dude like tipped it in like it was a hockey deflection. Like, what the f you're wrong goal, asshole. Wrong hole, fool. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 58:56

Don't you guys know soccer is terrible?

SPEAKER_05 59:00

I watched it for about 15 minutes total. It's terrible. Listen, when I lost my toe to the World Cup. Dude, I'm telling you right now, if you can get two countries to fucking hate each other. Like when Egypt and Iran were playing, it was fucking ruthless. That was a really good game. No, they really hate each other. I know.

SPEAKER_07 59:21

That's what I'm saying. Two countries that actually hate each other. They were like trying to kill each other.

SPEAKER_05 59:26

That was a great game. What there's like, what it's down in a round of eight now. Yeah. Yeah. I actually I don't mind watching it, but it's so fucking long. It was so great for you for local shit. Like it was. Oh, yeah. All these people from Europe came and they were like, America ain't so bad.

SPEAKER_06 59:43

You know? That part's cool when they're talking about our country more than our own fucking people do. But you know, it's soccer. It's terrible. You want to watch Egypt and Iran go at it? Just turn on the news. They actually shoot each other. That's entertaining. Loser dies.

SPEAKER_05 59:58

And that's our soccer segment. It's 1454-foot spire with his girlfriend, the daredevil couple stuff into the building overnight, bypass security, unthroughled a piece of banner and celebrated their engagement at the summit. The romantic stunt quickly turned into a legal problem as the couple was arrested. Is that what he did? He engaged? Yeah. Rosal's like us, why don't we have that? I'm like, because I'm not a psychopath. Or am I?

SPEAKER_08 1:00:34

Yeah, they hung a banner about while they're asking about it.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:37

Oh, it's just roll piece. Yeah. So they're obviously.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:39

When the power of love is stronger than the love.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:41

Too bad the power of the wind didn't push them to their death.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:45

I mean, it's hard to talk shit on that. That's fucking balls of steel there, dude. I looking at that, look, just looking at that, puts my body.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:51

Listen, they don't want to use a cure in the world if you're climbing fucking fucking things like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:56

They got tons of money in the bank. Yeah. Somebody's dad made a million dollars.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:01

After they're married for 10 years, you can go back up and do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:05

I hate this.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:09

He's like, what a bad idea.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:12

He threw a penny off the top and cut someone in half. And then he tried to race it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:19

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SPEAKER_05 1:04:04

Hey, what's going on, everybody? What about Greenfield Finance Podcast? We're about to jump in with a grand idea.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:11

I'm gonna go in a power pull of show pub's place and take out his trash for him, I take the bottles down to recycle things. These fuckers, whoever takes out the trash, like I got the can, so I gotta pull the bag down. And upside down. Now these fuckers know. I've been through this before. Whatever lazy prick did it, I don't know which one. Like, do you think it's a it's not like you're putting it out to the curb and they're taking it and dumping the can right in the truck. You know some guy's coming and poking the bag out, like what the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:46

My garbage man, if I leave a shit in my can, they don't even take it. And it's summer everything in there earlier. You know, my my cans are right next to the curb because there's dog shit bags in there. They don't go like this though. Yeah, you know what I mean? Those days are gone.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:01

Yeah, no, just saying these are big cans. It would look like the ones that they put on the machine. Like, like it ain't like fucking um waste management coming to get them, you know, putting it out of the curve, you know, yeah. These dudes are pulling the bags out and done. Even if they're doing it, it's a dickhead move to not tie the fucking bag. I don't care if they're doing it. It's disgusting. What do they do? For one, it's the middle of summer, it's 90 degrees last week, too, so there's magnets on the fucking thing too that's someone that's working. Yeah. This is someone I like to go in and strangle. It's some idiot. It's some drunk there at 10 to 2 in the morning, Mark and says, could you help me out and throw this in a can? And the jerk on the fucking tie the thing. I've got back here for my free drink. Yeah, right after last week. Yeah. Yeah, that's terrible.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:44

Uh so my wife, my kids, a mother, everybody's in Texas, just me and my old man, you know, in uh Pittsburgh right now. Adding the gear grinder. No, no, the gear grinder is good, like I look forward to having my house to myself, right? I never like there's always something. Like I never get to just go home from work and just drink beer and watch Netflix or something. Like yeah, we'll crank one out. None of that, dude. There's always something that has to go on. This will be over soon, dude. Don't worry. Yeah, but that's the thing, but next thing you know, everybody's back in my house, and there's no fucking time. She didn't get a list this time. You didn't get a list this year? No, no. Well, I didn't think I did. Right, but then fuck. I still didn't fix that fence. I never fixed that fence now. But it's like, god damn, like, dude, gotta cut the grass, gotta do this. Like, man, I just want to come home with nobody in my house and do nothing. I was like, well, well, you don't like you, you like to be alone. I'm like, yes. I love to have you give me one day alone a week, and I'm the happiest son of a bitch in the fucking world. And there's always something to do. There's always fucking you big talk to yourself, yeah. In my head, yeah. Do I answer myself? Sometimes. Sometimes it ain't worth it. Yeah, you could talk to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like talk to fucking anybody. Yeah, but I I just I need me time, and I don't I don't never fucking especially like to do from office space. Yeah, right. I fucking wish I could just do nothing, but it's only something. Same time. Yeah, dude. I don't want that. I just want to I just want to have a nice good night's sleep. That's not nothing. That's a lot of work, dude. Yeah, right. I got one chick I can't stay in leaving, too. Yeah, no thanks. Go on. Alright, dude. I hate to put your hand out there. I guess we're she's at the point of her life to where like one week she thinks she's gonna through menopause, and then the other week she thinks she's pregnant.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:49

And I'm like, you're gonna have to pick one.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:52

Yeah. Can't be both. It can't be both. I think you're pretty much. Please be menopause. You know what I you know what I hate, dude? I I've never heard of this term before. I'm sure I I know you can agree with me. Perimenopause. Everybody got perimenopause. My sister-in-law's like 35, she got it. My sister's 49, and then she got it. It's an excuse for you. And then you're like, they become both. Perimenopause, dude. I was like, I got fucking periods. I'm an asshole pause, dude. I'm gonna be a dick sometime. There ain't no pause in my asshole. Yeah, there ain't no pause to this game. What do you think? This is a VCR tape. Yeah, fast forward to death. Yeah, but dude, the perimenopause thing is such a nonsensical. Well, yeah, it's like, well, which one is it? Then she's like, I haven't dude. I had to put the shit out there, but then you're like, what does that mean? Like, you're old. I'm not a big one.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:50

Nah. That's why you'd like to make fun of me for getting stuck. Yeah, I'm not getting neutered, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:55

Yeah, you're gonna be neutered. There's only one thing I got. My bowls in my word. I still got my balls. You just took the venom out of the pipe. Yeah, the the old fucking I'm I'm Venom, there you go. I'm old, I'm young, I'm old. No, you're not. I like to say to my cousins that like they did it too. And I'm like, dude, every time you just don't like got neutered, it just like you know it digs out. Oh, my brother-in-law, he got fucking fucked testicles stripped from it. I'm like, man, I was like, that's so gay. Right? Like, that's super gay.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:25

Like they just got your spoon. You don't need the nutcups. Like, wow, call yourself a man, will you?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:34

So you still have sperm come out or no?

SPEAKER_06 1:09:35

Yeah, yeah, stuff still comes out.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:37

It's just not real.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:37

What is it?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:38

Celery juice. Yeah, it's just deep venom.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:41

Right? What is that, Dukes?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:43

It gone twang. She said, I still tell you.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:51

She did but miracle women. Still taste the same. Yeah. What is that seven lemon onion packet? You know, to be fair, I don't drink non-alcoholic beer, I guess. You know, talking to show them a stuff, yeah. What are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:04

That's that's that's right.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:06

I've been declaring a lot.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:08

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:09

What if something what if the world ends and I gotta repopulate it? Yeah. I'm doing my due diligence as a man. But I can only sleep with the top 1,000 women that I choose. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:25

If the world ends, I'm not gonna tell them. No, I keep trying. It must be you.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:34

He's like other dudes still alive, surely going to be a big thing. Y'all dry bitch. I'm like, dude, there ain't not one dude left. Sorry, babe, you're all dried up. Wait, you believe that? Not one dude to run.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:44

It's dude to run and stall can still hunt. You got Z bird.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:51

Dude, so it's happened. Here's what here's here's a situation. Um you know, if you're if you're a woman and you're out there and you're jogging, and you're basically showing your ass to the world, and people happen to look, don't give them the finger. Because like, why'd you put them fucking shorts on the first time? Yeah, you're you're craving attention. Yeah, like no one was really even like looking. You just happened to be going in the same direction in a vehicle that I was traveling in, and then like to give them the finger, grow up a little bit. Did she have the yoga pants that like sculpt for their ass cheese? Yeah, it's like stand on the buttons. How about take the compliment? It wasn't even a compliment, it was just like looked over and all of a sudden. Oh, it's a compliment. Whether you knew it or not, you're giving her, I mean, hypothetically, but it wasn't even like dude, it was no cat hole and no creepiness. It was like I noticed her giving. I took a gander at you. Yeah, just looked over, seeing like like seeing a root, checked out a root. Sometimes I look at pretty flowers. Listen, listen, I was working on one time this Italian dude, he was checking out his chick. She was like fucking motherfucking creepy. He was like, I'm a soda, your daddy make you so beautiful. Did she laugh? Fuck no, dude. We got a fucking the the manager came out and it didn't work out well, dude. He's like, I'm a soda, your daddy make you so beautiful. Now sucking my dick. Yeah. Now make us fallu pasht.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:23

Oh, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:24

Yeah, but I mean, dude, that's a compliment. Gainer of the root. Listen, there's no reason for you to dress like that if you don't want me to gain the root. No, the thing was a good thing. That new yoga outfit, I seem like the top's got the ones that like sculpt everything. Yeah. Dude, I would look hot in some of those yoga pants. Are you sure? Well, maybe if you buy those nut cups, yeah. Yeah, if I get my nut bra, push it behind. If you bought that in a nut. Tucked in and out. Yeah. Tuck your wiener like Buffalo Bill. I'd say. He has the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen. Oh, man. That's gross.

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SPEAKER_06 1:15:15

What would Greenfield do? Whoop whoop.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:21

Greenfield. Something you didn't realize you were doing the wrong way for a long time until you saw someone else do it. Julie came over and like, wait a minute, you go, oh. I was like, wait a minute. Wait, you're not supposed to go like this. Yeah, I was like, I was trying to start a fine. When I dude, I never knew when I was like younger, I never knew what that thing was on a drill, how you slide it over and it holds the screw in place. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a that's a that's a good one. You figure that out, you're like, I I know everything. Like someone did it, they were like slid it up and like, hey, that's why the sleeves here ratchet straps took me a while. Yeah. So listen, I've used ratchet straps for seven million years, and sometimes they'll still get me. I get it. You watch a stand on one end and pull it to like unloosen it. Like I never realized you had to pull the string all the way through so you didn't have that much slack to hind it down. But nobody wanted to tell me that.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:17

Once I got it threaded through right, I tied a note on the end so it'd never come back out.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:24

Like you're like autistic.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:25

They pick your finger off.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:27

Like you like it caught Parkinson's. Yeah, yeah. You were like, I got all steel programs.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:31

That's a lot of them good things come up on Facebook or something, like the life hacks that show you how the tricks to do something. Well, you know what, it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:37

You ever like I don't know, I've done like trim run floor before, and then you watch this video and they make it look so easy, and you're like, I fucking wasted seven feet with a fucking trick to try to fix this thing. It's only this in our for one inch fucking space, and I fucking ruined it. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff. There's a trick to every tree. This is a good one. You're stuck on Desert Island with an MP3 player that has three songs on it. What songs are you picking? You need like first need something motivational. I'm telling you. So the one song from Rocky Four, there's no easy way out.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:10

That's that's a good one. Yeah, yeah. That's my favorite from Rocky Four. Yeah, that could be kind of depressing on the Desert Island though. You like go and try and you might need to fucking uh when he's climbing.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:21

Like, I need something to do.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:22

But there ain't no easy way out. It's just kind of rubbing it in your face.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:26

I was thinking of what did you used to get dressed to all the time? Fucking sounding like fever. Yes. That's that's one. You can't pick that after you listen to this game. No, this motherfucker used to go dressed. He'd be like in his underwear. We'd all be dressed like, dude, are you ready to go? And he'd be combing his hair like his underwear in his jam and a fucking Z-Bird had a pink. And it was the VCR type. It was weird penny loafers. Yeah. With no pennies. He was like, I'm going pennyless. I couldn't afford to put the pennies in. He was like, I ain't got time for your pennies.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:00

Then let's see.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:02

You got that gym, that gym. And you're gonna have that, you gotta have the like a rapture. Sentimental one. No, because I don't want to cry. Maybe like I will survive. You have to put some, I will survive on the how am I supposed to live without you?

SPEAKER_06 1:18:18

Pick a long one, you gonna pick Free Bird or something. You need to need something to play for a while.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:21

You can't listen to Michael Bolton.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:24

Dude, you might dude, I might hit some printing.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:30

That's a long one. That'd be good. Or beat it. No, wait, what's uh uh in the garden of Vita? It's like a nine-minute song. That's the only door roll. You get your money's worth out of that one.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:41

If you have it on the show, what's your song, Eagle Tits?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:44

Oh, God. I feel like I the tiger with that. I was gonna say YMCA. Yup, man. We're in the navy. Who wants to take a cool shower with me? Row, row, row, you're gonna be able to do that. Who wants to rub nubs? Yeah, who wants to nub me later? Who wants to who wants to trade nubs? Yeah. What tool do you think every man should have in the garage that they might not have? Easily fucking drill since there's so many dudes that don't have a drill. Well, yeah, but a lot of dudes got a drill, but nothing to go with it. You know what's actually good it's a good tool is a fucking um the um a compressor. Yeah, it's like compressor. Compressor's good? Great answer. Family cute. Listen to me. What's on there? The thing is, wow, if you have one, you'll find seven million uses for it.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:35

If you don't have it, you'll fucking you'll you'll like Dude, I got one, I didn't get the compressor, but I got it's a Ryobi, like it's just to blow up like the balls and shit for the kids. It's like $20. Best $25 I spent. Yeah. You know, the kids' bowls and everything. You can't get it. Oh, like the new one. You could take it out and it pumps up your car too. I was gonna say, dude, I have I can set it and forget it.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:51

Every truck I have, I have like one of those little uh electric, like plug-in cigarette lighter tires. Yeah, like wheelbarrows, dude. I've I've loaded or uh put air in my bobcat tires with these things. Like they're lifesaver. Right. That's great. That's one thing. I need it, but some people they don't have it, and it's it's a you ever try to pump up a fucking tire with a freaking pump? No, like it's one. No, you can set it at 35 pieces. Yeah, it's a lot. Do that with a wheelboro tire or a fucking car tire for even. You know what I mean? You have to record that. You can't do a car tire with them before? You'd be there for an hour. I I didn't do that. I mean, I was like 17, I had that ranch air, remember this there. Did it work? Yeah, like to give me a echo. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like to get me down the street. I was like, get this car. Just sweating like a pregnant dude. Dude, that had like a storage compartment under the seat. That fucking car, remember that? No, dude, it had like a fucking, it had an expanse underneath the back seat. Yeah. Yeah, fucking right. That car was great. It weighed like five billion pounds. It was like 22 feet long. Yeah, you scrap that thing, you're getting by two thousand. Oh, that was that boy, that was American steel. Gold damn now shot the goddamn ET plant. Yeah, yeah. God damn it, it was made corn with 75% steel. Yeah, about 90-20 steel. God damn things made me specials. All right, everybody, thanks so much for tuning in this week. We appreciate you. Have a great week. Make sure to follow us on Instagram. Uh, have a great week. And remember, folks, grateful love you. We're out of the