Pittsburgh Madness & Jimothy Is Taking Over The Internet - EP 321

 This week on Greenfield's Finest Podcast, the guys break down Pittsburgh's smoky skies from the Canadian wildfires, a neighborhood buried in dumped mattresses, and a family that discovered a massive hidden void beneath their garage. The Pittsburgh Scanner is packed with chaos, including a dog sent home with the wrong owner, the world's slowest fist fight, a naked DoorDash customer, and bingo drama at a senior living community. They also react to bizarre headlines featuring a millionaire suing his bank over a mansion that ended up in the ocean, a controversial food truck slogan, a collapsing bridge people still drive across, and a parasite outbreak that's got everyone checking their stomachs. Plus, Brother in Arms, Gear Grinders, and What Would Greenfield Do?

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SPEAKER_03 0:05

They were pissed. So he comes up and he drops the same ball. It was like, we just got a whole bunch of pair menopause. Oh my god! That's what he's gone. He was like, he was like, man, I wonder why I'm so fucking weird over here. Like, dude, they hate me right now. Like, no one speaks to me. No, they hate menopause. So it was like me and him talking like and them talking over there. I'm like, Jesus Christ, they really took this shit seriously. Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Greenwood Five's podcast. I'm your host, Michael Zebart Zidell. With me as always, the boys are in the building. We've got my main man to the left of me, PHK, poor show Kenny. What up, Kenny? Hello, hello. And then we got some of the right of me today. He's gonna be the co-host, my main, main, main man, Dr. Schulz. What up, Dr. Schulz? Sean's out. I mean. So uh we got a couple sponsor reads. Real quick, uh, I want to thank uh Pub in the Park for being a longtime sponsor, and they came through with a huge donation. Uh Pub in the Park, if you're ever over in Swiss Home Park, they got great food, great atmosphere. It's just such a cool place. Actually, they got a cool patio. Go over to Pub in the Park, check it out. It's definitely a fun hang. You don't, you know what I mean? And now, like with everything, if you're living on the East End with the British, it's a perfect place to go. Uh on August 15th, I'll be at the Iron City Comedy Festival, Pittsburgh Brewing Company, and Craig PA. It's gonna be one of the best comedy events of the summer, featuring top Pittsburgh comics, national touring comedians, free stages, including a tomato throwing stage, food trucks, and plenty to drink. You can find tickets at e-ticks.com by searching Iron City Comedy or message us on Facebook or Instagram to get the direct link. That's eticks.com, eti-x.com. And then Thursday, I'm come here to the Butler Street Derby from 8 to 10. I'll be hosting Baller Bingo. It's free. There's prizes, there's drink fresh special, food special, your special, I'm special. How's everyone been?

unknown 2:10

Good.

SPEAKER_04 2:11

When you were saying e-tics, I thought you were saying e-tits. Like some. What is the eagle tits? Call eagle tits for your ticks.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

He'll deliver it to your house. Yeah. It's like a drone draw. He'll have three buttons on dumb when he delivers them. That's it, unless you're the lucky one millionth customer. That's right. And then he comes tits out. I don't eat. Yeah, fucking right. Nuts the butts. We uh trying to think, like, it was I got a funny story. So last week I uh I did a thing for uh Recovery Foundation, and I I told the people before I went, I'm like, listen, I'm not kid friendly. I can always tell jokes in front of kids. We me and Addie go together, we get there, there's like a million kids. So I go up to them like I can't do this. I don't play in comedy. No, she was like, what's your first joke? And I'm like, I go, it's about me getting a hand job off a homeless lady with a packing of mayonnaise. She's like, oh god, what's your next joke? It's about fingering fat chicks in a movie theater. She was like, You think you can just give testimony on how you got sober? I'm like, Yeah. So I we we like drilling. I never like testify. Yeah. Oh god. Oh god. So I go up here, I stay like 67 minutes, telling about a little bit by myself, whatever. Get off stage. Clearly, I mentioned in there that I've been sober for 10 years, and that the biggest thing that helped me stay sober was I had to stop drinking too. Like I couldn't I stopped drinking, and that helped me like stay off everything else. Right. As soon as I get off stage, one of the people that organized the event comes up to me and Addie. And like directed more to me, was like, shoot, your testimony was amazing. Can I get you guys some beers? And like Addy just turned to her, and Addie was like, I've never seen Addie. We've I've seen her mad at me. I've never seen her mad at someone else. Stupid bitch in fucking 11 years. And she looked at her. She and Addie like said her, did you listen to anything that he said? And the lady was like, Yeah, yeah. What did I say? She like, she was like, What is Coke more years? Yeah, he was like, We're gonna get out of here.

SPEAKER_06 4:26

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 4:26

You know, dude, Addie's right into our hands. Yeah, he was just like, I said it were like, Did you listen to anything he said? Clearly. No, yeah, right. Yeah, I was like, Does Addie drink on regular occasions? No, she'll have like not much of a boozer. She'll have like a drink once in a while, maybe like I think twice. Two beers with Addie in the whole time I've known.

SPEAKER_06 4:44

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

That's it, yeah. And we came to see you at the improv. Yeah, that was it. You know what I mean? Like, I've never seen Addie really. Did you deal to kid friendly joke?

SPEAKER_04 4:53

Can I tell you my mom's favorite? Yeah. You ever heard it? Do you know you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? No, what are you doing? One you'll see later, one you'll see after a while.

SPEAKER_05 5:03

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 5:05

Yeah, it's my mom's favorite.

SPEAKER_05 5:08

Next up.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

Next city comedy show. What are you doing on uh on the August 15th? Cornegy Library, the Kids Army. Kids Happy Army. Right. So it's gonna be me, Mr. Rogers, even big. So yeah, I've been and then I've been doing that. I started making these videos, and then like it's funny because like a couple people came up to me at the board. I did comedy for fucking seven years. No one said nothing. I fucking made like three videos, and like since then, like I'm not saying a lot of people, but like it, I'm working here at the bar, and like earlier this weekend, several people came up to me. Also, I've gotten like more text messages and shit like that about these videos. I've gotten anything about my comedy in seven years. So I'm like, like, all right. It's just a different avenue, man. Yeah, like I'm like, I'm gonna keep making videos. He's finally taking off. Yeah, yeah. But the videos are good. Like, check the videos out, they're they're under Green Fooks Finance Podcast. Um, I post them on my Facebook too, but I'm sure you've seen them. If you're follow us, you've already seen them. It's Seabird in hilarious small doses. Yeah, one minute micro doses, yeah, yeah. Just like my mushrooms, just like my car. So, like I like all my videos like bitching about like the fucking first. Well, really bitch, but at 376 easts, I heard that they're gonna be done with that bridge by the end of this. I was watching, look, I I fucking woke up early as fuck this morning, and it's like 5 30. Yeah, it was and they're like, it's already in a place. Yeah, they moved it over there pretty quick. I'm like, you sons of bitches, like what you just did on a Sunday. Because they like moved it. I they said it was taking like 30 hours, like total time. Yeah, but like that's moving time, you know what I mean? So they did it in like two days, bro. They slid that whole fucking thing into place. Now they just gotta get like the approaches done, yeah, and then they go to they go to fucking skim coat it. The crazy thing is that they there's a crazy incentive money for for that company. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:06

So they that I heard from someone who knows the people, who knows the people that said the knowledge 24 hours.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Yeah, they're working on it. It's like for every day, it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

Yes. Well, I would have guessed, I mean, you know you'd say 25 days, which is killer, really, to replace a bridge. That's good. Anyway, I still I'm still watching. Some big project like that, they're gonna get the nerve.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

Because they like blew it up to one day, right? Yeah, and then clean two parts that boil up, and they came there and jackhammered them bitches down, and then they left them there, slid a fucking bridge over top of them. Like, we'll clean that up later. Yeah, you get that later when the cars are running. Dude, yeah, it was fucking crazy. Like, because I seen that I don't always see the drive over there, but like I seen like the control, I was like, how do you say that? And then I'm like, oh, it's like a train track they put it on. Yeah, I'll I'll fucking I dove into this, right? I went down a fucking uh rabbit hole about this shit. It moves like incremented like inches, right? And they have to grease it up like a like a gold, they go greasy like a vibration, they go greasy like a goal damn pig. Yeah, and then they slide it over, and then they gotta readjust all the fucking uh jacks and the pumps and shit to move it. It's all hydraulic, dude. Yeah, so they raise it a cunt here, spit on it, slide it, raise it a cunt here, spit on it, slide it. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, like where the fuck was that class in high school? Now I know how to eat, yeah, how the Egyptians built the pyramid. Yeah, they spit on it, push it, lift it up, they had to be on tracks, you know what I mean? Grease traps, grace trap, for getting on the ice on the grease trap, you got to clean on the grease trap. And then, like, on top of that, like we go, all right, bridge closures and one thing, but that's moving on quick. But then we got fucking Canadian wildfires invaded the United States. Dude, I think I still got a headache from that.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

Bro, I'm gonna still got a lot of I still got a little bit of iron lung going. I had a little bit of summer cold before it came, yeah, and then that hell didn't help nothing. Yeah, it's like you got a respiratory effect. Yeah, you know, I mean I'll be all right, but it's a little, it made it last a little hacking up a little loogies for an extra day. I didn't need a extra day or two, you know.

SPEAKER_03 9:10

So you're you're telling me you had a little summer, explain this, because I think I've I would say well I had a cold before they came. How do you feel? I just had like a summer cold year or full.

SPEAKER_04 9:21

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing nefarious. Haze would no like a day before they came, I just had a sore throat. I said, shit, I think I'm getting like a summer cold, you know? Yeah. Normally that would have passed in like a day. Then it was like you know, fucking haze is out there. I'm like, you think this is a fucking get rid of this? I'm like, yeah, you can puff in my inhaler a little more than I would have had to. You know what I mean? Are you getting an inhaler? I have asthma, yes.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Yeah, listen, so like where I live in Greenfield, like I can literally see the city, like every building. And it was so bad. My my wife, or no, not my wife, my kids, and my mother was still in Texas. They're like, Oh, our flight's coming home. I'm like, dude, your flight might get fucking delayed. Like, yeah, you can't you can't find figures of yeah, yeah, you're definitely you're gonna rely on radar for this one. Yeah, it was so fucking bad. And uh it like cleared up on what is it, Saturday? It wasn't so bad, but it rained Sunday a little bit. Yeah, it was it was brilliant. You're trying to work there. I'm working here, and this dude's pine and squares next to me at work, and like you know, you're huffing and puffing after a while. I'm like, dude, listen, I gotta get your exhaust away from my face. You know what I mean? I'm Jack Human. I'm I'm trying to just you're already second grade. Right. I'm I'm smoking Canadian Lucky Strikes, and then I got this asshole smoking palm mushroom dust. Yeah, it dust don't help.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

What they say, buddy, he didn't have the he he heard it, but he didn't have the right to say if you were outside for two hours, it's like smoking ten squares.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

No, they said they said it was like did you hear an eight-hour day was like smoking seven squares. Yeah, I didn't think a pack a day. Like, what is it? Mother Earth party. I don't think it wasn't like the the smoke porked and paused me, it was whatever the fuck was in that smoke.

SPEAKER_06 11:01

It's like I definitely that day I think I felt fine. The day after, sorted getting a headache.

SPEAKER_03 11:06

And like I've had a headache for like yeah, I'm I don't get it. Because Rose is like, you see in his TikTok, she was like, It's chemical warfare. She was like, Everybody knows it. Why don't you understand? There's one lady I was working for, she was like, You would like a mask for your face. I said, No, no, it's harder, baby. She was like, Oh, that is a good one. She was like, I understand everybody's very macho, but it's very bad for you.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

Very much.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

She's probably right again. She was right, because I've fucking been hawking. No, she was the mask ain't gonna do shit for you. Yeah, she's inside fucking laughing at me in the air conditioning. Yeah, she's living her best life. They showed all people don't like to come back out and mask up again. She was like, Suka blood, the dumb American. Have some vodka, you'd be fine. Yeah, it's good for the mask. It's vodka. That that's yeah, let me go with that pull up. I mean, that's actually a more clear. Is that 1950 or is that you guys didn't say knowing? Yeah. The smoke block on the bridge while they built it. Yeah, like, oh my god, is J and L still in power? But dude, like we died. That was the magic trick. The smoke and the bridge was gone, and poof, it's back again. The funny thing was you heard people in Pittsburgh like, hey my god, is that the dust from the bridge? Yeah, and I'm like, it's down by point. Oh my god, it's blowing down the valley down the morn. Yeah, like yeah, the dust from the bridge traveled 900 miles. Yeah, we got a strong updrift. It's called the El Duque from the Mall. Yeah. It's right now, it's enclosed over the gateway clipper. Yeah, she got him. So you're serious, Clark? So, yeah, so that was that was wild. Um, then on top of that, someone you're more of a fire disaster. Someone dumped a huge power, old mattresses in the Key Sport neighborhood, leaving residents frustrated, wondering why their street became an outdoor. I thought it was the goodwill. Neighbors say illegal dumping has become a recurring problem and they're calling for stronger enforcement to keep their community clean.

SPEAKER_06 13:07

Here's the biggest problem. And I'm I'm not trying to be mean when I say it. When over there's certain parts of the keyport, that the people cut their grass, they take care of it, things like that.

SPEAKER_03 13:16

If you live on a street and you don't maintain your yard and you don't maintain your house, I'm dumping stuff. No one else is gonna give a fuck either. And I hate to say that, and you don't deserve to get it, but that's the truth. Like, if people there people who dump shit illegally, they look for air, they look for places where people don't take care of their house. All right, listen. Most of the time when you dump them a keysport, nobody even notices. Yeah, this isn't coming from me, but I've heard of people illegally dumping things all over the place. Yeah, I know a guy that illegally dumped shingles in our neighborhood and drove away. Yeah. I remember mentioning names. So do you find a little hillside with the grasses? Dude, I remember before the run had the soccer field. Yeah. That was the illegally dumping site of the fucking tri-state area. As long as it's clean, Phil, yeah. It's all right. Dude, I remember a guy, I'm about I'm like fucking 20 years old. We're working. This is in like a neighborhood where you can't dump shit. And he was driving a pickup truck, OG dive sign, drives down the street with the tailgate done, floors it, and then slams on the brakes, and all the shit flies out in the middle of a fucking street. And then what he did, kept driving like a lady. Then you put it back in driving, yeah. Cover your license plate and then church. The dude comes back, and then I'm with the guy who like was like, Where'd you dump it? I was quick as fuck. And he was like, Oh, right down the street on where down the street. There's no on the street. He's like, on the street, dude. There was 30 seconds there, there's cops, everything. This dude was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. He said, I'm gonna kill you. Right. No, I mean, you gotta be you gotta be thoughtful. No, the dude wasn't like you could just go down the duck hollow. You can unload your truck pretty quickly. Somebody leaves a dumpster in a tent that you gotta come in the evening and get rid of air conditioners or TVs. One time I had a dumpster on a job, and like everybody, I mean it, it was like not a great neighborhood, you know, and fucking everybody came, we put it there on a Friday, came back Monday to start work, dumpster was like three quarters full. Yeah, like every asshole in the world just filmed it on the floor. I for a while. Remember, you couldn't put TVs out.

SPEAKER_04 15:17

The old TVs, you couldn't put them on the cards. You couldn't put them on the ground.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

Yeah, man. I got rid of a couple TVs like fucking. I've always I'll tell you one thing, I've gone over to people before and be like, hey man, like if I throw you a couple bucks, can I throw this way? I've done that, yeah. And people be like, Yeah, that's cool. There was a time I was working, I don't want to get into it too much, and they were building something someplace. I was working for a company, and we had a bunch of shit to throw away. And I asked this guy, I said, Hey, I'll throw you a little bit of money if I can throw all this shit in here. Dude was like, Go ahead. Gave this guy the money, threw a ton of shit, and ended up filling up the whole dumpster. Then he was pissed. No, he wasn't really responsible for the dumpster. He was just they just collected the money. No, he was there, but he was just a guy there like working. He wasn't like the general contractor. The general contractor seen me do it, and he was like, Well, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, uh, dude. And he's like, You told him it was all right. He's like, Yeah, I told him it was all right.

SPEAKER_06 16:12

He signed up for the plant because it was a business, and they were trying to get people to sign up. I signed up.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

The general contractor didn't flip out on me, flipped out on it, dude. He's like, We gotta fucking order another dumpster now. He was like, Well, can you take some? He's like, Yeah, where's he gonna fucking take it? He's been bringing it over a little pickup truck at a time. It's fucking three hours. I've been watching him go back and forth, what the fuck's going on? He's like, Maybe he should have stopped your first time. Listen, listen, that's the beauty of those big construction jobs, because no, there's a bunch of Indians, no chiefs. Yeah, you know what I mean? I was on this job, and this dude was like, we were borrowing each other's equipment. He was using my machine, I was using his. He's like, dude, use the diesel, they had a big fucking tank, like an enormous tank. I'm like, so I can use the diesel, right? I filled up everything I had that was diesel, yeah. Like, and then other dudes are coming over, like other trades are coming over to this dude's thing, filling up the diesel. I remember this guy, his name was Bill, nicest guy in the world. He was like, What the fuck happened to the fucking diesel? I'm like, Bill. Me personally, I would never do that to you. However, there are some pieces of shit on this job site that have been taking liberties with your diesel. Dude, I'll I'll tell you right now, there's over in uh off the church west. Off the church nearby Diesel, there is at that Westinghouse. You're working down here, and they had tanks, tankers filled with diesel of the Ezekiel. Yeah, but you couldn't. It wasn't clean diesel. Farm diesel. Even better. But you could run it in Bobcat still. Yeah, yeah. You could run it in your truck and just not tax. That's what you're doing. The only difference between farm diesel and fucking street highway diesel is it's a different color because it's not taxed by the government.

SPEAKER_06 17:54

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 17:55

Is that like running it in the without the solution in the wheat wear? You can get away with it once or twice, but it wouldn't be a good one. No, no, no, dude. So I listen, I'll This was dirty though. I heard about this story as well. These guys I know run a job.

SPEAKER_05 18:06

It's educational.

SPEAKER_03 18:08

Like for your heavy equipment, you run farm diesel because it's cheaper. But you can put it in anything and it runs like a champion, right? However, if you get pulled over and they check your diesel, it's a different color than highway diesel, and you get fucked. Okay, I didn't know I couldn't do that. But you can run in your equipment. I can I dude I've ran diesel, I've ran farm diesel in my gum trucks, in my fucking machines, compressor, everything. I'm telling you from when I watched this diesel dude with the equipment, like it fucked some of the equipment up. It'd been sitting here for too long. Well, well, granted, yeah. I mean, it could be a dirty tank or whatever, but like farm diesel is the same thing. Yeah, like because we used to get to the dive. We used to get a guy to deliver farm diesel for our equipment, and we'd use it never. So better ask for goodness and permission. Well, because like if you have a one-ton dump truck runs on diesel, cops never gonna check your fucking diesel tank. Running a five-ton dump truck might check it.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

You're running a Mac, they're gonna check it just because Well, the Macs, that's CDL, it's a whole different ballgame, right? Right. Five times, but the DOT complaints. You're five times running on you don't need no license for that, right? No, but you need a commercial.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

You you need a health uh health card so you don't have seizures.

SPEAKER_04 19:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, right.

SPEAKER_03 19:20

Or if you if it's over five tons and you have a trailer, you need a class A or some shit. I don't know. I don't know. I drive a bus line to be with a passenger indoors.

SPEAKER_04 19:29

Uh man, I got pulled over.

SPEAKER_03 19:30

I do have an A, but I don't ever use it. The dude in Munhall, man, he's making a million dollars from Munhaul. They're gonna have all new streets. The whole neighborhood's gonna be beautiful. Is it? Because that dude is fucking raking in the money for the borough. Is he? Uh DOT guy, dude. He's like, yes. I did see he's a stickler, huh? Listen, the dude that told me when I got fucking DOT'd, right? He had to tell my truck's I had him a valid license or a medical card. He was like, Man, that guy's a son of a bitch, ain't he? I'm like, yeah, you just made $300 on his fucking toe. Like, you probably love him. He's like, I can't stand him. It's all he does is tow everybody. Another dude was like, chiropractor, that's how you get your medical card. You go to a chiropractor, $100. You know what I'm saying? Take your blood pressure, big, big bada boom. He was like, Yeah, everybody hates him. I love him. He's made me rich. Yeah, we're exempt. Fuck, I should have been fucking chiropractors. We're interstate.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

You can't be interstate. There's in interstate and intertrustate interstate, yeah. I'm in trustate, so I don't need the physical court. So you can sign yourself off of that. Really? You get private report authority. Yo, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

Dude, I don't know if you've seen it over, they're working on Whitaker Way. Yeah. So they got a whole thing closed in. So I sent prisoner to Mono Gordon. So I was like, you gotta go through more of you hexes. Dude, say the fucking guys are working on here. So I'm coming down the hill to go to work, and they're filling up, they're sucking up, they got a sub pump down there, and they're sucking up all this water into this tank. I'm just looking at this tank, it's shooting up water everywhere. These dudes are talking, laughing. I just look at the guy and I'm like, is that normal for that to be shut the dude in the face, like, what the fuck? And all of a sudden they start shutting everything. I mean, like no one noticed this. But like everyone in the traffic is like people are like taking pictures, it's fucking spurting off like 30 feet in the air. These dudes are like looking at this clipboard laughing. They're like, You see Z birds do fucking. Yeah, he's gonna try and get my old age grease. Yeah. Like his like you ain't pro my old age more like a flytrap. Yeah, yeah. Because that thing's humming. The old Venus flytrap. Yeah, the old penis flag trap. They go to uh Westmoreland Connie family, thought they were fixing a few cracks in their garage floor, but instead discovered a massive hidden void underneath the concrete. They say the home built by Ryan Holmes makes sense, could have been at risk for collapsing. And they now are urging homeowners to inspect their garages for similar problems. You guys ever made weird discoveries in your homes in your living? So, like, yeah, like that right there, I guarantee Ryan Holmes, they put up those cookie cutter homes. I'm sure they're not the only ones. Here's my thing. I only want to fucking know. I don't even want endurance's bliss. Right. Because now if I know, I'm terrified in it. I gotta get it fixed, or I'm fucking liable. Dude, I'm I'm sure this is like a new plan. You know what I mean? So the thing is with those, I've worked in them. And motherfuckers, they just run through it. Yeah. There's no memory. We ducked today. We're not letting the ground settle. Yeah. Build the house tomorrow. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, there's all like that. There was probably dirt there when they put the concrete over it. Right, right.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Yeah, and they're not sure. They're compacting. They're none of that shit.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Like they're running to that shit all the time. People are like, oh, you're gonna compact us. Like, dude, you this is like you remember how your last uh concrete cracked and fell? This wants to do the same thing. You live in Pittsburgh. Like there's definitely a mine. There's what? There's concrete that cracks and concrete that ain't cracked yet. Listen, my dad, he has the best line. He says it guarantees it's concrete three ways. It guarantees it's gonna get hard, it's gonna turn gray, and it's gonna crack. Yeah. Yeah, everybody does that, you idiot. But they're but they're they're like that. I mean, but here's my thing to be honest. Okay, there's there's a metal trust underneath, obviously, but how fucking thin is that drive? Yeah, that looks like two inches of concrete. Right. I mean from here on. Dude, I'm telling you, they fucking fire them development homes up so fast. They do it, and and the thing is, like, when you dig a fucking foundation, like if you don't like compact it every eight, it's usually eight to twelve inches all the time, all the way up to the back. Push it down two or three, right? Yeah, right. If you have you compact it every three feet, there's still play there. So this thing, they they built it, they were like, oh my god, you have a brand new home. Congratulations. And they got the fucking sunk and sunk and sunk and sunk. Yeah, and so it in those homes, like I think like them. That's why you see them homes that were built in the 1900s and sport hill and shit, they're they're still fucking up. Yes, like like the house is built in the 50s and stuff, they're still up. So you don't build them like they used to. Fucking 30 years from now, them fucking hosts will be falling down. I mean, you could maintain it, take care of it, and cool. How are you gonna maintain that? No, you're not. You know what I mean? What are you gonna pump fucking 10 yards of concrete garage? Uh, you think about it, in all all honesty, to fill that fucking hole up, but if you can make four, yeah, gravel, probably fucking 30 yards of concrete. We have no idea how deep that goes.

SPEAKER_06 24:34

Four to six feet deep or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

Six feet? Like, I think it's maybe five.

SPEAKER_04 24:38

So they dropped a rock down here and went, yeah, pumped a bit on there. Oh my god. Like constructed pocket and stuff, not like big tools, just like a little bit of trash.

SPEAKER_03 24:49

So if they find a bucket under the crazy thing is there was already under there. Yeah, someone's already spelunked in that room. Yeah, yeah. There's like a little there's like a dwarf living under there. To put it in a fucking perspective, at four inches deep, one yard of concrete, 80 square feet. So that's a 10 by 8. Yeah, four inches deep. That is uh four feet deep. So you're talking like tens, hundreds of yards of concrete.

SPEAKER_04 25:15

That's if yeah, right. If you gotta program maybe compact it this time, huh?

SPEAKER_03 25:19

Like that's that bigger support beam? Yeah, that's like 10 to 12. That looks like a better look like a steel support beam. If I was them, I'd be like, we just got a wine cellar. There was no warranty. We're gonna dig the rest of this thing out. That's the uh storage.

SPEAKER_04 25:35

It's a root cellar. Put a garbage can in there and cold in the fridge, you take out electricity, you see.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Yeah, I'll take my whole laid on here. We can catch it, fill up one of the grease track. Yeah, grease trap. Yeah, I can tire her up, and no one it puts the lotion on its skin. Dude, that is a perfect style. Yeah, that's a perfect rice grape tunnel. Yeah, dude. Some people have all the luck. Yeah, I'm like, bro, this guy buy him. Why did you guys make that picture? It probably didn't sell that in the mortgage. Now you think about it, the guy's probably a fucking pervert. He probably dug that on himself, and then his family found him. He's like, Oh my god, look at this. Like, hey, look at the goddamn hole. This guy's in the bathroom talking with semen. He's in the bathroom talking about I'd fuck me. Yeah, he crazy doing the Buffalo Bill Wiener talking. Yeah, yeah. He was like tucked in around. Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me hold? So Pittsburgh scanner, Point Brady, 6895th Avenue, the Golden Bone Pet Resort, right by the Methodist Clinic. I do like that point. Right where that is. They have a high high-class clientele. Caller said that she went to pick her dog up from the daycare. The company gave the dog to someone else. That's so fucked up. That ain't even funny. Someone put that some bullshit, too. You came in, like, where's my little fucking you get it back? Listen, LT, LT won the whole thing with that. That dog turned out. Think about this. If someone took the wrong dog, they took it on purpose because they knew that wasn't good. They're like, dude, I had that wiener dog. I got this sweet ass rot low.

SPEAKER_04 27:18

Somebody stole the dog. Some lady sent their boyfriend out, like, you go get my dog, I'll go get this fucking dog. Come on, give me the car. He was all jammed.

SPEAKER_03 27:25

She brought up this ain't fucking Jasper. And he was like, oh my god, she's grown so much in the next two weeks. Dude, I think here's what I think would happen.

SPEAKER_04 27:33

Somebody from that methadone clinic ran up there.

SPEAKER_03 27:35

Yeah. They dropped their dog. He said, someone was like, oh my god, it's my kid's birthday. He's like, I'm gonna give him a dog. They were like, Yeah, I dropped my dog off here like a month ago. What kind of dog was it? He's like, it was that one over there. It was a black one. He's like, Eric, do you have papers? He's like, No, I left him in the methadone clinic. Okay, here's your dog. And there dude left. Dog's gone and high as fuck. He's like, happy birthday to you. He's like dad, the dog's like 27 years old. Like, why is he limping? He's like, I ain't your goddamn dad anyway. Like, you ain't never happy about it. I told you I was trying to get it together. So dude, imagine going there, like going to the golden bone, or like, yeah, I'm here for Layla. And they gave you a fucking flea bit and huh? Like, dude. We're starting fights, cuz. Dude, I mean, these people go on a legitimate. They're gonna get something out of it. Yeah, it's gonna be called the Schuly Bone. Someone's getting fired for sure. Someone's getting fired fire. Oh, someone's gonna get reproduced. Give my dog away, dude. I'm losing my shit. Oh, kill somebody. No fucking thing. I mean, it's hilarious when it's not my dog. My fucking dog right now. Yeah, like you know, she's one of the dogs. Don't jar my fucking dog. Put the lunch in your fucking pack, kid. Don't jar my fucking dog. Put the name on my own. Now crawl underneath the garage floor. This is where you live now. It puts the grease in the trap. The grease in the trap. Over in Oakland, Atwood Street. Caller said two hourly men are having a very slow action fist fight. It's just definitely two older guys who their parents died. Definitely Italian. And they still live in her street. I grew up in Oakland, not grew up in Oakland, but my family all lived there. You're on Atwood Street, it's a Syrian and an Italian in a fucking slow motion fist fight. I can I can see it. I probably know both of them. I like to call it wait. I'm gonna be pissed when they turn out to be like 50 and it says call it elderly. But I would say I could dude, I bet they're like seven, because there's like there's college students and there's 70-year-old dudes that never left their parents' hospital. Wait, they're probably right by with that taco joint on that one street. Like, dude, I would work there and at about 8 35. They'd be like, Chicken bar. Yeah, at the music jam. I'm like, I kind of like these dudes. Like they're fucking making tacos, fucking jamming. Those are good tacos, too. They do have good tacos. Los palmas. Yeah, I don't know if it's Los Palmas. It's the same one as Brookline. Oh, is it the same, the same? Same people, yeah. The motherfuckers will stop in the middle of Atwood Street, like in the street to run and get some fucking food. I used to when I lived in Brooklyn, I used to go to that parking place all the time. Listen, I I do like Los Palmas and uh there's that in Pedaland. Los Palm in Brooklyn. Yeah, they can go. If you really want to treat yourself and don't treat yourself, go to the Moonlight. Moonlight like Moonlight Cafe over in Brooklyn. Yeah, right on a boulevard. Possibly. Yeah. I can neither confirm nor deny. Um okay. Westview Street. Caller said that she's a DoorDash driver and delivered an order to a completely new box carry male customer. He invited her inside to partake. She declined. Collard does it like listen, it's not Westview Street, it's Stanley Street. Listen, uh dude. Hey, shot a shot. Like, what are you gonna do? You but you know he ate hungry. He was dry. He was like, he was like, How about some foot longs like the pizza? I got the sauce. Yeah, he was like, come on in. Yeah, he just said, Well, you said let me grab your grease trap. Yeah, he was like, I heard you need a grease wrap cleaning. Yeah, he said, Come here, let me shock your fur box. He was like, let me pull down your hairy underpins. I'll give you some of my pie. You give me some of your pie. You know what though? I mean, why is everybody so mad about this?

SPEAKER_06 31:42

I don't think anyone is.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

Hey, you missed 100% of the shots, you don't get a lot of money.

SPEAKER_06 31:46

I just think it's the one lady's mad.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

Dude, imagine if you were DoorDash and you rolled up and this this broad was like, you're gonna grace my gray strip. So I don't porno movies work that way, huh? I'd be like, I'm sorry. Like bird is gonna be furious. But we do have our kids in private school. Well, you always buy good sex and make sense. You know what? If you can't abuse something lose, Captain. If you can't abuse the delivery guy every now and again, what is it even America? Uh Brook Brookline, 1636 Brookline Bull or Portside Mayor Living. Haller said another resident is cheating at bingo in the community room and it cost her money. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's it's gonna happen. Stab him off. The Brookline Senior Center is they're grinding over there. The first red flag, Brookline. Yeah, second red flag, it's a senior center. Honey, you're lucky you didn't get chlamydia. Yeah. I mean, they just took your fucking.

SPEAKER_04 32:46

I already got cheated on about chlamydia. I ain't gonna cheat on a big one. Yeah, she was like, these sons bitches burned me and then burned me again.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Yeah. Took all my nickel rolls. I came out here and visited my sister and leave here with STD and they stole my purse. Right. Now I'm gonna call my doctor and get seven green pills. Yeah, I sucked Elvin's cock. And that's when she cheated. I thought I was doing this. She switched his cords. Alright, let's jump into bingo! Bingo, let's jump into voicemails.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Alright, boys, we got three voicemails this week.

SPEAKER_01 33:19

What's up, guys? Waterboy here. First of all, I want to tell you that last episode was one of the funniest you guys have had. It was died, it was dying while I was driving. But uh, John Deer Grinder last week with the Perry Metapause. I just fucking went through that with my wife like a month ago. She's like, oh, I'm late. And I'm like, what do you mean you're fucking late? So we start doing all this fucking research and shit. Then she's like, Well, if I'm pregnant, you're gonna have to get another job. And I'm like, what do you mean I have to get another job? If you're pregnant, I'm gonna be 68 when that kid fucking graduates high school. But in three weeks of fucking bullshit, and then one day she takes a pregnancy test. She's like, oh, you're lucky, I'm not pregnant. How am I lucky? And fucking you're not pregnant next day, fucking starts running out of the cougar again. I'm like, uh, it was like the worst three weeks of my life because I was just worried about, you know, I'm turning 50 here in August, so it's 68, and that kid's graduating high school. My daughter graduates high school next year, and I'm done. But anyways, I thought that was funny, I could relate to it. Have a good week or two later.

SPEAKER_03 34:46

Thanks, Waterboy, snip snip, water boys. To go to delve deeper into the Perry Menopause thing, right? Me and John Rosa Joanna got dinner like last week. This asshole has to go take a shit all of a sudden, so he leaves me. And I made a joke about Perry Menopause to Rosa and Joanna. Did not go well. So he comes back to the table and it's like nobody's talking about no one's speaking to me, bro. I'm gonna be like, you know, look at the fucking, oh that's nice. What that's what'd they get? New flowers, that's beautiful. No one's speaking to me. Not as beautiful as you really dude. They were pissed. So he comes up and he drops the same bomb. It was like, what do you just got a whole bunch of peri menopause? I was like, God, that's what just got me. He was like, he was like, man, I wonder why it was all fucking weird over here. I'm like, dude, they hate me right now. Like, no one's speaking. No, they hate me. So it was like me and him talking like and them talking over there. I'm like, Jesus Christ, they really took this shit seriously. But I was like, uh his wife's like, oh, what what's uh what's your problem? You don't believe in it? I'm like, I think perimetopause is the reason you guys just act like being a bitch. Get away with it, right? That don't say that. Don't say that. That's don't be honest. Don't be me. You can write a book on what not. I'm doing it. I'm doing this for you guys. This is a public service announcement. Yeah, and then I'm like, man, what do I got? Like, what do I got? Manopause, dude. I'm gonna start being a fucking piece of shit and I can just blame it on my chemical imbalance. You know, it's not real. Your perimenopause puts me in a bad mood. Yeah, I'm a dick now. I haven't gotten laid in two weeks. I never heard of perimenopause for three. That's what I said, dude. And then give me stuff. It goes from it goes from you could be 28 or fucking 98, you got perimenopause. How about you're just being a bitch? That's a hell of a window. It's a big window. Yeah, that's a seven-year-old cushion. Yeah, yeah. Like, dude, how the fuck? When what is my excuse to just be a prick all the time? Like he ain't thinking he's an actual bike. He's been drinking. You don't get an excuse. He's an alcoholic. Yeah, he's an alcoholic. You can drink. He's not the only woman's perimenopause.

SPEAKER_04 37:05

Yeah, you got perimenopause. No, you're being a bitch. Every time you drink, it's happens. Every time I drink, you start on this every time I drink shit. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

Why don't you just perimenopause yourself out of this golden conversation? Yeah, all right. Rose is gonna love it. Love you, honey.

SPEAKER_05 37:20

Yeah, I'll make sure everybody's gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

Miss you guys. There ain't no pause and perimenopause. No, seriously, that made y'all were joking about the whole thing. We'd love you guys very much.

SPEAKER_09 37:29

All right, voicemail number two. Hey boys, it's Latit. I want you guys to put together a Mount Rushmore of American athletes for me. Uh four spots on the Mount Rushmore. Give me one NFL player, one basketball player, one baseball player, and the fourth can be any other sport. Who is your Mount Rushmore of American athletes? Thanks. Bye.

SPEAKER_06 37:49

Man, I would say baseball. I would say either gonna go Ted Williams. Yeah, I mean, I'd say football.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

No, no, I I hate this is not gonna go well, but you gotta you gotta go Tom Brady. Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, I feel like I feel like you're looking at like Tom Brady, LeBron. I don't know who to be designed to be. Michael Jordan Eagle tips be Jordan. With your real fucking numb, Gray Heaven beards. I would say I would say LeBron. I would say they're baby five people. I would say Jordan or Kobe. Jordan Jordan, probably. I would say Jordan. Jordan. It's Jordan without a doubt. And you gotta go Michael. Oh, I was gonna say Mary Lemie for hockey. But I'd say Phelps for the fucking Phelps is good. That's good, Z bro. Like it. You know what? Only got to got more gold medals than Phelps is now a woman. So it's uh Caitlin Jenner. Yeah, Caitlin Jenner. Huge dick, ton of gold medals. Fuck, he really. In one hell of a grease trap. Not that grease trap on your own, my friend. Yeah. Yes, we say Brady, Jordan, Lemie. He's like you want arm rustles for blow draws. Wait, who did he say? Wait, we said Ted Williams. Oh, you said uh Brady, Jordan, and Phelps. And like we could obviously change that a little bit. I mean, like, you know. I I'm just surprised you went to swimming. Well, for like for that force, would you get swimming like a two? It was like I want to swim. Ollie, everybody else in the world would say like a messy. So I would I would say now I think soccer, but you said American athletics. I would say Ollie has to be up there. Oli has to have to be up there. I mean, like for baseball, like well burns like no. Babe Ruth. Mickey Manor. Cy Young. Sherry Mazki. You know what? Honestly, Jackie Burr. O'Tani, O'Tani might be one of the best answers that people don't want to admit to. Them motherfuckers are gay. Honestly, please even cross my mind if you're not wrong. Otani is a fucking beat. You're never gonna see a player like that ever again. But he's he would go on Japan's crew. It's American. Yeah, American athletes. It has to be he has to be. Oh, he got to be Burfright in the case. You already said Messi. I didn't think that game was. Oh, yeah, Messi from Kamba. Fuck down.

SPEAKER_06 40:22

Well, you think the Burr fire. You take a Pittsburgh, you forget that. I'll take Honor Lee. I'll get rid of Michael Fogg. Michael Jordan. You gotta go Jordan.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Jordan for sure.

SPEAKER_06 40:31

You gotta go Brady. Brady.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

There's a way to go.

SPEAKER_06 40:42

Mickey Mantle. I mean, there's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_03 40:43

I said Mickey Mantle, you could put Babe Ruth in there. You could go back to the body. It was one of the most dominant pitchers when we were young. Nolan Ryan. Nolan Ryan. Andy would throw Andy with throw hands with you if you want. Yeah, Nolan Ryan's a real good one. Four's not enough. Like, it's like we're just like throwing good names after. Yeah, we're not throwing shit at the wall here. I always like like Jackie Rollins. I watched this. I love Jackie Rollins. Like some of their shit. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of baseball players that have like done shit, but I feel like baseball, I mean, it's America's game, that's what they say, but I feel like they've lost a lot of juice.

SPEAKER_04 41:18

But there's coming back.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

So we all agree.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

So we agree on Brady and Jordan.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

Yeah, that's definitely.

SPEAKER_04 41:23

I'll go with Babe Ruth and Mike Tyson.

SPEAKER_03 41:25

Okay. I say I'll say Tyson's a good one. I'm saying Muhammad Oli. Or do you mean Cassius Clay? Yeah, I called him Clay. I call him Clay. Yeah, Mama called him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay. I'm gonna go with Nicki Mayo. That's good too. Nicky Male's a good one. I didn't even think of that. Yeah. I didn't even think of that. I was thinking of uh who was the fucking dude? Honeys Wagner. Yeah, we could bargain up too. You could fucking put me and Joe, Roberto Comente.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

Yeah, you can put it. Yeah, you could use it. Oh no, he's Puerto Rico. Right. Yeah. Uh is it part of a gets in uh territory?

SPEAKER_03 42:04

Yeah, it is. Hey Cons. No, yeah. That's a good one, though. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_08 42:08

All right, boys go number three.

SPEAKER_00 42:12

And boys and Jerry. Um last is and uh you can drink. Oh, as well. And join my vacation for 10,000 my children and uh and my wife. Um vacation. She's the one that wants you to want to train back.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

Gary, you gotta like I didn't understand any of that. Move the phone away. I I get what he was saying, like the audience. Have you ever talked on a phone before? Like you go on to move your phone a little bit away from your mouth because like he must be when he wasn't supposed to be able to phone. So he was just leaving.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

Yeah, it's not like he was hiding the bathroom from his wife. Yeah, it's not like he had a Kleenex over, like, he was like, I'm in Alaska watching northern lakes eating mushrooms.

SPEAKER_08 43:30

The cliff notes is he went to Alaska, he got the unlimited drink package, his wife paid for it as a gift for him, and she said that ruined their vacation because he was hammered the entire time.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

That would make sense.

SPEAKER_03 43:39

That's unheard. What do you think is gonna work with unlimited drinks? Hello, my name's Anthony. Um what are you we're going on a cruise? You got me unlimited drinks, you're gonna be mad at me for being loaded. I'm in Alaska. What am I supposed to do? Do they have good coke here? I don't know. You got you pay, you have to pay way. I seen on that coke. Yeah, right. You got the unlimited Coke boo. You got the unlimited antidote. You just got the unlimited booze, not the antidote. Remember that show rush? So they did they did a behind the gold rush, but then they did a behind the behind the gull rush. Like one where it was like just called Coke Rush. It was dudes on like a YouTube on a podcast, and they were talking about if you have a drug problem up in Alaska, drugs up there are 10 times what they already have. Right, right, yeah. It's like buying a Big Mac in Alaska. Right. You're gonna spend like an eight-ball bear is like a thousand dollars. Oh wow. Wow. You're gonna change your habits. Yeah. So it's not better, it's just more expensive. Yeah. It's been stepped on by a moose. Yeah. So if you want to leave a voicemail, call uh 412-438-8358. 412-438. 438-8358. I'm gonna piss my pants.

SPEAKER_06 44:49

Be right back.

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They got everything from historic homes to commercial properties plus notary services. That's Carlson Associates making Pittsburgh Home one deal at a time. Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome back to Green Bas Podcast. We're about to jump into corn deck of the week. Surely who be corn dicking. A man is suing JP Morgan Chase, claiming the bank should have never approved a three point eight five million dollar mortgage for a 5.5 million Record mansion. It was sitting on an eroding cliff that later had to be demolished before it could fall. Before it would fall into the ocean. He also argues he was experiencing a manic episode when he took out the loan while the bank denies any wrongdoing. Might be the first time someone has blamed the bank for saying yes to a mortgage. So this dude's like, oh, I was sad when I got this loan. And now I realize I'm an idiot. No, I'm sad. Keep up the homeowners, you're paid. Dude, does that look like that's a feasible fucking house to fight? Dude, you literally have a cliff on the side of it. Like, you know what, dude? These steps ain't even died. Like, what do I need flood insurance for? Yeah, dude. There's no, yeah, yeah. There's what, seven million steps to go down to the cliff? But it got good boats. Yeah, he was like, this is an old Cape Cause. He's like, Winston Churchill stayed here, and it's beautiful. Christopher Columbus built this. This is called So wait. It's a five and a half million dollar. And he had to tear it down. And they got paid three million. Yeah, then he should have insured for seven million, let it fall into the ocean and fucking go on a cruise. Why are you a financial advisor at this point? Because no one wants to listen, Eagleton. No one wants to listen. So what's I mean, he owes the bank. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:19

He's suing themselves. Like he's trying to get out of it by saying he was in mental despair.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

I I love his effort.

SPEAKER_05 49:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:25

I mean, dude, you gotta you gotta any port in the storm, you're gonna try whatever you can, but yeah, he's an idiot. It's making sense. Oh, your house stole off a cliff? Fuck you, pay me. Yeah, right, exactly. Like, dude, you never there was no, there was no like red flags. Like, oh my god, my porch is literally on a cliff. Do you think our house is gonna stay up? No. I declare, but it's already been demolished. Dude, yeah, it's gone. It's gone. It's gone now. Is it? Yeah, good for him. No, it's a rubber. You know what? I I'm I like JP Morgan. I'm gonna take JP Morgan Chase's side on this one. This guy's an idiot. We've done her due diligence. They were like, the dude made the loan. He was like, Yeah, sorry. He was like, You can't believe the dude. I just fucking he's like, dude, I just made a $250,000 fucking escrow on this motherfucker. I got rid of my mother-in-law's house. He was like, he was like, best thing is, she's in a base. I don't even see how that comes down like that. You don't have the homeowner? I mean, what? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 50:22

Yeah, you're gonna need to.

SPEAKER_04 50:23

I don't like a million dollar home, you get three million for it, and then you get fucked when it falls off the cliff.

SPEAKER_03 50:27

The homeowner says something's gotta go down. Somebody ain't done something right now. But like, dude, so I mean you might not even be able to get home out. Everybody's had insurance. They would not give them the worst guy comes. Yeah, yeah. The insurance guy comes like, okay, and signs off on it. You know what I mean? Insurance guys come like, you know what, you gotta cut the vegetation on the side of the building. Okay, no problem. This dude was like, nah, this is good. One one bedrock area. It's a bedrock, ain't full of it. He's like, the beauty of this is Kaught. Yeah, it's like it's built for storms. He only looked at the front. You're only on one side. He never looked at the front, he didn't go around. Yeah, yeah. He decided that looks good. It's beautiful. He said, It's nice how the house is tilting this way. Yeah, he's like flood. I loved it. Everything runs downhill. Yeah, you'll never now the basement will never flood. Yeah, it'll never flood. You guys are thinking ahead. Yeah, dude. If you spend five and a half mil on a crib, maybe look at the backyard. He might have mental health issues. I mean, if you look at the house in depression, we're depressed. Yeah, he's depressed now, I'll tell you that. Like he's on the hook for five and a half, dude. He's file for bankruptcy. Oh, yeah. Keep it at 100. Yeah, you definitely gonna file for bankruptcy. We've got an Indian food truck.

SPEAKER_05 51:46

Yeah, Indiana.

SPEAKER_03 51:48

It says Indian.

SPEAKER_05 51:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:51

They're like, you motherfuckers must buy a chicken. I thought it was any food truck was kicked out of a popular uh state house market because of its cheeky slogan. You love our meat in your mouth.

SPEAKER_05 52:08

Very funny.

SPEAKER_03 52:09

The other says he used a slogan for years and is calling the decision censorship, while state officials say they received complaints and chose to remove the truck from the event. Let me see. You love our yeah, I mean, it's funny. It's my own words, right? Right. Yeah, you got it's probably got good food. Smash daddy's sense of humor. It's like forget about the sexual innuendos. Yeah, it's called Smash Daddies. Yeah. You know what that already means. We'll let you clean out our grease tree. You guys found some throat sausages or I wish Hooters had a food truck. Yeah, yeah, fucking right. On Instagram, they go at them bikini espresso places. Eagle tits on top bikini, yeah. But you can follow them on the Greenfield page, so I have to see them. Yeah, he was like, I have to for work. Yeah, it's part of it. This old lady's like, why are you going to all these little Asian girls running around the bikini? It's not Michael. Yeah. He's your pot in his meat basket. Why are you watching flexible wave me old?

SPEAKER_04 53:16

It's Mike's fault, you got the bikini thing. It's your old lady's fault, you got the Hello Kitty thing. I'm the victim. He's trying to never ego tits.

SPEAKER_03 53:24

I'm trying to put my meat in my mouth. Hello, Kidding. It's for work. Honey, I shrunk my car.

SPEAKER_04 53:33

I do love their meat in my mouth.

SPEAKER_03 53:36

Dude, so those are great because like the chicks are hot. They're like old strippers who are like, that's their second shift. They just got off. Yeah, they got off and they're like, they smell like old beer. They need an espresso the night before. The chicks, I don't dude, these chicks are hot in this thing, dude. Like hot as fuck. You gotta see it. Where it, the meat in your mouth? No, bikini espresso. You made a lot of espresso. You ate a lot on Instagram. No one talk about the Instagram.

SPEAKER_04 54:01

The bikini espresso one is we'll put your meat in our mouth. Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't know if we put our beat in your coffee.

SPEAKER_03 54:07

They were like every time I come to the city.

SPEAKER_04 54:09

Oh, you don't lie on Instagram either. Huh? I'm on Instagram. I just uh Eagle Test never sends it to me. He's just here, he's he always sends me his Hello Kitty shit.

SPEAKER_05 54:17

Yeah, you're a freshman boy.

SPEAKER_03 54:18

So yeah, it's it. I I don't know. It came up on our algorithm, but it's hot shakes and little bathing suits, and they're giving bomb coffee. I don't see other people in the country. Exactly very many lots. Yeah, they're all over the country, it's all palm, especially where they got like oil fields. They got oil fields. Yeah, yeah, little fucking get where the money is. Yeah, little cat bacino in tug. Yeah. I'm not mad at you. See what's next, buddy. Is that me? Am I reading again? All right, a nationwide outbreak of wait. Yeah, no, we're going to uh drivers in central Greece are ignoring a dangerous detour and continuing to drive across a bridge. Drivers in central Greece are ignoring a dangerous detour and continuing to drive across a bridge that partially collapsed nearly three years ago. No, it sounds like he's been promoted. Because it's faster than going the long way around. Wait, the the bridge is officially closed, but it's blocked off, so locals keep taking around just at the save time. I ain't gonna lie. I drive on F at Save Roads. I've driven closed roads before just to save time. 100% in Greece, I mean, like what is like seven roads in Greece? Yeah. Like it looks like you'd have to go like an hour. That's like an hour. Wait, that's it? That's like saving you an hour. Dude, I would drive my kids across the road. Get the fuck out of here. No, you wouldn't. That's fucking way worse than I thought it was. What happened? Ryan Higgs built that thing. Yeah. And they were like, oh my god, there's a void underneath this bridge. It's just a little dippity-doomy. Yeah. I mean they tear it. Dude, I thought like it was like the fern hole. I thought it was intact and cracked. I didn't realize it already collapsed. It's fucking horrible. Yeah, it can't go no further. Yeah. You can't.

SPEAKER_04 56:07

You can only go.

SPEAKER_03 56:08

Yeah, you're going with fucking water.

SPEAKER_04 56:10

You got time. You got time to get off here. Just go fast over it. I mean, they held for three years now.

SPEAKER_03 56:14

It's like the bridge over at fucking Frick Park. The fern hole. It looks exactly like it. The water's giving us support. It's already touching it. It's buoyant. Yeah. Buoyancy. Yeah, dude. Everybody knows that. This shit floats. Oh me. You know what? That ain't the worst thing I've ever seen, to be honest with you. If that saved me an hour on my trip, I'm going over. Yeah. They said three-hour detour to go to the house. Yep. Oh, fucking. Three hours? We're not a dot. You'd think they just built another fucking one right now. You can get some reproof medication. We just moved a bridge. Clearly, you're not. You can't fucking put it in the body.

SPEAKER_04 56:48

Clearly, you're not good at building bridges. Yeah. When you can waste the money on the next one. They're just gonna have a boat. Take out a boat with no ferry. No ferries on a bridge. You build one tent.

SPEAKER_08 57:00

One could say they're great at making bridges if that collapses still works. Yeah. No, I don't think anyone can say they're great at making bridges if that's a result.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

I'd have that on my shirt. Like, listen, it didn't even fall yet. Yeah, that'd be my slogan. Like it never even fell. They got the old we're sending them the used one from the park wave. Replaced that. That's it. Rerocket. Alright, a nationwide outbreak of a parasitic infection causing severe watery explosive diarrhea, which is hilarious. It's currently surging across dozens of U.S. states. The illness is spread via contaminated, contaminated fresh produce like lettuce, herbs, and berries. How has everyone's shit spit? Dude, I said this is hilarious. Ronald literally on Friday I get home from work and Addie's like, I just went grocery shopping. She literally went to Walmart, which is supposed to be have this, and literally had lettuce, herbs, and berries. Three things she never buys. She gave you the trifecta. I'm like, she's trying to fucking kill me. Keep calling me Bertha. Yeah. She was like, say that again. Yeah, nobody got it again. She's trying to give me shit my britches, baby. Like, hey, I'm like dehydrated. I'm like, you bought the trifecta. You know what though? Uh, so I was actually I I delved into this, and it's like uh more of the bad, like lettuce, it's like pre-shred shit. Okay, like me, I'm like talking. I was holding it talk. I buy heads of lettuce, yeah. Less shit on those, yeah, is what they say. So it's more of the pre-packaged, yeah. Yeah, because no, everybody gets a pre-package, they don't rinse it. So they think it's just ready to go. We need it right at the magazine. Dude, I had like so the dude who works for me, he was like, um, he called me the other day, like, dude, I don't think I come in. I'm like, why? He was like, My chicken Caesar ain't sitting right. I'm like, was the chicken raw? And then like the next day, I see, no chicken was that remains, but gotcha.

SPEAKER_06 58:54

Dude, I think a lot of people are using this as an excuse to call for it.

SPEAKER_04 58:59

Oh, fuck yeah. Well, we were like, Yeah, I got the bridge. I may be a minority opinion here, but I'm a fan of Taco Bell on occasion, and I don't they're not want to run really anymore. So we are past someone. You're gonna show you. I said, Kelly, what's my Taco Bell? She's nah, I'm good with um, I don't want explosive diarrhea. I'm like, Taco Bell ain't that bad. She goes, No, it's the lettuce. They they they narrowed it down to Taco Bell. Yeah, they're like, so it wasn't Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_03 59:22

Ohio, West Virginia, it was like states around us. Yeah, you're telling me someone had lettuce. I still wanted to go. She's Western. Yeah. I was dice. Yeah, I don't know. You're telling me Edgewood Townsend are got no dirty legs.

SPEAKER_04 59:35

No, no, they just got good immune systems up there. That's it. Up her. Yeah, you're working through it.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

All right, Kenny. You want to kick off? You got something to kick off, Kenny? For brother in arms?

SPEAKER_04 59:48

No, I I forget what they did this week. It wasn't shit I didn't see. Tell us about a movie you love, Kenny. Uh there, did you anyone see the trailer for I Play Rocky? Yeah, yeah. That looks fucking fantastic. I'm gonna go to movies to see that. I have no idea what you're talking about. Stallone made the first Rocky. It's just the first Rocky Rocky. Slide. Stallone Miami, the second one. Was it after he did a porno or before? It's probably right around. Right around. It's gonna tell you in the movie. You even get to see Snowflake. I wanna see that. No, for real. Did you play him? I'm like, I thought it was AI and it was his voice over it. It's it was real shit. And it's like, you know, he didn't sell it. They didn't, they wanted to sell it. He didn't sell it, he ended up winning an Oscar and made us all right. Right. And it looks fucking fake.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:31

They offered him a lot of money for the season. He said, I'm not selling it for a million. I'm not selling it for 10 million, I'm not selling for 10 million. Forget about it. It was like I just uh fucked a big old bro. Damn right, it was right, dude. Dude's yeah, like fantastic. This is gonna win the Oscar about the Oscar movie. I just don't think anymore you're gonna hear too many stories about dudes coming up on the game. No, like I think they're already like pre-picked, and it's like nepotism, and she's like, it's gonna be real hard for dudes to yeah, and chicks to put this kind of guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:59

And Stallone has a number one hit in the last six decades. He has 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, 10s, and 20s. He had at least one number one box office hit in six decades. Who's the 20s, great? Probably. I forget. I looked it up the other day, but there's only one other actor that did that same thing. I mean, that's just a long career. Getting lucky to have who's watched Harrison Ford.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:19

Yeah, great show.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:20

Dude, he's great. Tulsa King's fantastic. I fucking love it. I love it. I'm like, dude, it's funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:27

Taylor Sharon's Taylor Sheridan, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:29

He makes all the good shows. I didn't realize Sly wrote all the Rocky movies. I thought maybe just the first or second one. He's he's been doing all he's gonna be able to do. Dude, that's why he held out. That's why he held out because no one wanted to buy it.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:41

Three and a half days. He handwrote it. Three and a half days he wrote Rocky. Imagine him writing it. I'll punch you. Yeah. There's a lot of talk the shit all you want. I mean, yeah. It's literally in there, it's in there.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:56

Rock, you forgot it. He's like, uh it's all right, it's skipped a couple. Some towns have a moth man or a big foot, but Seattle has Jimothy. He's a homeless guy that lives underneath the bridge. Yeah. The internet has fallen in love with an unusual raccoon named Jimothy, whose short round body is believed to be the cause. It was caused by a rare congenital spine condition. He's on that shit. Uh, dude. That's a fentanyl raccoon.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:27

It was that Venus movie where the things rolled and chased you was like a horse. No, no, that's pretty good. Gremlins. Not gremlins. It was like a critter. Critters. Yeah. Eagle tits hitting up on critters. Ronnie was here. I've been watching some movies. Yeah, that's what it looks like on critters. Normal at all.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:44

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:45

Thanks. I think that's weird. I think it's recorded. It's surely surely Darren died. Like, you know what? What is it? A duck will platypus. He came from Three Mile Island. He definitely came to Three Mile Island. He was like, yeah, he was like, he's half raccoon, half nuclear waste. Dude, it looks like a half a raccoon, period. Half raccoon, half hyena. Half hyena. Yeah, one picture is like hyped up like a park blowfish. It freaked me to park bellfish. Oh, you gotta shoot that thing. Yeah, put it down. You can. Yeah, but it's perfect. He's too small to hit. Yeah, right. You're like, oh my god, I keep missing. Too small to hit. It's fucking three. It looks like a big bullseye. It's like a it's like a raccoon basketball. Yeah. What is it? Got three legs?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:31

No, I got four.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:33

Magic legs. Go a little leg and four. They come got no tail. It's weird. You know they got hands. Dude, it's like hands. They got hands. He's like, I've been down in Ordsville cleaning out all these grease traps.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:47

It's like going outdoors. What do you think we got these for? Picking our asses?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:52

That is the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm at night yesterday. We're gonna have to do a throwback for 2019. Chicago SWAT sergeant was running a 15k full 50-pound tactical beer and was 150 yards from the finish line. Where he planned to be rose to his girlfriend. When he stopped to save a woman, then it collapsed. After helping her uh perform CPR, the doctor said saved her life. He finished the race, got down on one knee, and she said no. She said yes. What the fuck is B A M Falk about a badass motherfucker? Alright, dude. You're gonna have to spell this shit out, dude. I still write that. So yeah, he's so he ran with the 50 pound dad, saved someone's life, and he got proposed within like a minute. That's a fucking hat trick, huh? Yeah, this guy's a legend, dude. He he's he's definitely he was like, dude, he was like, not only I'm about to propose, I'm gonna save two lives on a few. She got the right one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:54

All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:54

He saved that lady's life and ended his, huh? Yeah, right. Yeah, he was like, he was like, I'm passing a torch. Right, so everybody. Yeah. Go live with Jimmy F. Yeah, right. All right, everybody. We take a quick commercial break. Be right back in the Reef and Five podcast.

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SPEAKER_04 1:05:10

Artie's hot sauce. I mean, I love it. Yeah, yeah. It's delicious. All of them.

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SPEAKER_03 1:07:50

Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome to Green Finance Podcast. We're about to jump in what's grinding our gears. BHK, what's grinding them gears? I got uh, well, let's see here.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:58

Shuly, you're uh your girls are identical, right? Yes. I got Kenny and Paige, they're the other kind. Fraternal.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:06

So one time we're talking we're talking to my cousin about twins or whatever. So one time somebody asked me, Oh, Kenny and Paige, are they identical or the other kind? I'm like, well, they're a boy and a girl, so they're not identical. Yeah, right. One is a penis. And then Kelly said one time, when she was pregnant, somebody can't ask you what's the difference between identical.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:22

All right, so listen, my understanding of the whole thing, if you're identical twins, you have to be a big split. Yeah, same egg splits, you have the same like uh what uh amniotic sac, yeah, whatever. Okay, like you're in one bag.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:35

Oh, for pretty much. Wow. See, well, when you have twins, you clearly got super sperm, am I right, Jules? Chole's super sperm was so powerful it split an egg in half. My super sperm was so like a life. Okay, so you're sperm.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:50

Yeah, so mine are strong, yours are plentiful, right? Right, both super both super like identical is identical twins, and then once they say they can like them read each other, like they feel each other. Like, I think all twins have a lot of something like that. No, you share their own is that all twins. So they say probably more identical.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:08

They're a little bit closer, I'd say. From BLS, I might guess. I don't know, I'm not a twin.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:12

So like I didn't think the kids were identical at first. Like, and then I had to like read the path, like uh what they call pathology from like, yeah, yeah. Uh they call it a mono die.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:22

Okay, yeah, whatever it's like.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:24

One sec, two kids. Oh, okay. It's like, all right, Sienna.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:27

But so anyway, so so Kelly, somebody we're telling funny, he said, whatever twins. I said, Yeah, somebody asked me are identical. I'm like, no, I guess you don't know that, you don't know that. But I'm like a boy and a girl, they're not identical, right? But uh, so Kelly said, Yeah, well, one time this uh somebody said, Oh, you're having twins. Does that mean you're pregnant twice as long? Like, yeah, it's two months.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:45

No, it's the same amount of time, same oven, same amount of time. You know, it's not double the cook time. You know what's even more fucked up is like when you have twins, you never make like very rarely do you make it full term.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:54

So you actually have your brain less time because of the either smaller and they come out quicker. But the beer grinder is I love my wife. But she goes, so that's how you tell that story, right? Do you hear how quick I told that story? Yeah, so I told a story about the twins, identical Corey. Kelly is talking to my cousin. She goes, after I told that story, Kelly goes, Oh, well, that reminds me. She goes, I was I was on my way out, uh, my my stepmom Alice. Uh her her her brother Pork died in the funeral home. It was way out in um whatever fucking neighborhood called it, 45 minutes away neighborhood that I wasn't listening to. And then she says, and then we were there, and then we were at the funeral home, and I just loved Pork. He was like the nicest guy, and then they had the spaghetti dinner for him before when he was sick. And then so we were at the funeral hump, and then her niece Stephanie comes up, and then we're in this not in the room where the people were, but then we're in the room, and then she comes up, and then I was pregnant at the time, and I told her, pregnant with twins, and then and then she said, Are you are you pregnant twice as long? And then said, Good thing she's good looking. And I'm like, Man, Kelly, you really went uh the rare detail to to to like um piggyback my story about a funny story people say with twins. Right. Like you really went a long way to get there, babe.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:06

Yeah, yeah, you had on I kind of like shut up.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:09

I don't know if that's like uh right. You quit listening to me, and we're trying to be polite here during the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:15

And I did not we're stuck with each other.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:17

I I checked out I cut details, I cut details out.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:21

I mean, I didn't details and women. When she fucking a story, I'm trying to remember it all for this moment here, and I'm like, I can't even write this whole concept. I'm gonna give you all the fucking points that you need to know. Everything else doesn't matter. By the time she got the hair punchline, my cousin forgot that I had already made the joke, and we were talking about this. It was like dude, there's a dude out there, and he does that with stories like that don't go nowhere, and it's not never has like a great ending. It's like dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, and then you get to the end, and you're like, oh that's so she said, Do you love me? I said, No, but that's a thing that's the worst thing is like when you're you're like uh listening, you're like, there's a punchline in here. So you're hoping, and then it just ends. You're like, oh my god, I love you, you just wasted seven minutes of my life.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:08

Yeah, and my cousins are being playing. So are they? You're not pregnant twice. When the person you're telling the story, it keeps going.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:16

Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:19

If I go like this, oh, okay, yeah, that's cool. That means I've I've checked out a that's crazy. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's wow. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Oh, my glasses. How did you do that? Can I have a shot? Yeah. Show me. Show you. I know, I know you can relate to this. I'm I'm working at this job, and this dude's like the neighbor, and he's like uh retired old guy, like the pencil dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:46

Probably like a professor of some sort. You know what I mean? We're like cutting blocks to like put this wall up, and he's like, I just had to come over here and see what all the side cutting was about, dude. He reminds me of that commercial where it's like, don't be your parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like he's busting my balls all the time, right? And it's like, it's funny, but then it's like, all right, dude, like you're gonna complain about the dust. So so the uh the guys are cutting the fucking branches around his power lines in front of his house, right? And he comes running down his driveway, and he's a pencil dick. Like I said, he's like, Hey guys, is that your green pickup truck? Like, no, dude, that's your neighbor. Like, I've been here for six days. You've lived here for 20 years. That's your neighbor's truck. Oh, it is Alex's truck. Oh my god. So you got him and move, and he's like, dude, the the poor guy cutting tree, like the the foreman, whatever, he's on the ground and he's just staying there with his helmet on. This dude is like, so are you gonna cut these ones or just those ones? Are you gonna cut these? I'm like, dude, like, go in your house to the water. Go in your fucking house, bro. What are you getting? Would you read a book about cutting trees that you're gonna tell him about it? Like, you've never obviously you've never done a day's work, right? He's gonna come out and tell you, make sure you had that cement so that the water done rolling to the house, dude. I swear to God, he came running up like this. He was like, Ha! Hey, let's see what all this sock cutting was about over here. There's a lot of dust. Like, yeah, we're cutting bricks, makes a lot of dust. Makes a lot of dust. What are you talking about? Like, hey, why don't you go bar to uh bother the tree guy? Yeah, and this dude's like in his helmet, he's looking at me. I'm like, he's all yours, pal. He's all yours. And this dude just had like the most nonsensical stuff, but kind of like nice, so you don't want to say, well, you get the fuck away from me. Right, he was like that. He was like, he was like harmless, but he was like, even a fake annoying because he's a nice guy, don't want to hurt his own. He was like, so about seven years ago funny story. About seven years ago, they had a guy to come prune my rose bushes, and he came up with all this equipment. Like, hey pal, we don't we want to leave him like we'll make an imprint on the nature, you know? I'd be like, dude, like this dude's gonna kill me. He's giving me heartburn just fucking talking to him. But hey, go talk to Eshblund. Dude, I had a gear grinder. It was uh so they're doing all kinds of work up on my house, and so they're like parking their stuff where I usually park. So I'm like, all right, whatever. So I sort of I had to park across the street. Well, then they put up signs that I can't park in the street. What are they doing? Some shit. And they put up signs I can't park here. So I see the performance and I'm like, hey, what's up? He's like, hey, how are you, man? Like, good, I'm like, dude, uh you guys are parked all over my house.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:36

He was like, Yeah, we have I don't have a problem with that. I get it, I work out, I don't, you're not hurting me. But then I only have a place to park across the street. You guys are like telling me I can't park here. Um I'm gonna be out of here at seven.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:49

I leave to go to work at 7-10 every day. It's like this ain't a problem, right? No, no, as long as you're out here before seven. I'm like, no, well, I leave for work at 7, 10. And like you guys really don't start till like 7.38. Everybody's standing there at that time. Right. So like it ain't a big deal because I'm letting you, I'm like, you're parked on my well, really, we're a lot of parts. What I'm saying is it's not a big deal if I stay there. He's like, yeah, as long as you're out here by seven. Don't get me towed, dickhead. So I'm like, knock on my door. Well, he wouldn't, he couldn't give me that guarantee. He was like, Oh, he's like, Yeah, as long as you're out here by he started fucking with me. So I'm like, All right, whatever. He's like, dude, I'm just saying, like, you gotta be out here by seven. I said, whatever. I say, I'm gonna say, like, I didn't make a big deal when you dudes parked along here. And you're supposed to be 10 feet away from my driveway. You're not. So I could have ride about that, but I didn't. I was like, because my girlfriend parks in the driveway. I was like, I was just saying, I'm across the street, I leave it to after seven. I watch it every day. You don't start till 7:30. So you would tow my car. I'm saying because I let you park there, you would just be like, I know that guy's going to go row. Yeah. And he dude was like, You go, you go out and be out here by seven.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:00

So I said, all right, I haven't moved my car yet before 7-10. They haven't towed me.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:04

So they don't give a fuck. They have to say that, dude. They're so they're doing the same show. That's a CYA for them. Yeah, you can't do that. But they do have a tow truck operator. Yeah, I believe it. I've been driving my dump truck over, and like same thing. Everybody has like signs you can't park from seven to five.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:19

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:21

And I pull it up, I'm like, there's nowhere for like everybody's parked on the side for it's like and I park right in front of my house. Yeah, he's like, I don't give a fuck. He's like, we don't start working. Like, we're here at seven. Because you can hear everybody gets there and it like turns the equipment on, they have a coffee, they bullshit. Ain't nobody in one of those jobs starting at exactly seven o'clock, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:42

But that dude was cold. You get a buffer.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:44

He said, Park right. This guy's like, yeah, you're fine. Just get be out here by the way. It's that little bit of juice he got, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:50

He just kept repeating the same shit. Like, you understand what I'm saying to you, dude. Like, so if I'm here, yes, or you understand you said seven, but you know that I know that you don't start till 7:30. Like, listen.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:02

So I fucking 10 to 7, 10 after 7. You should go through the window drinking my coffee. Like, give me the wink if I gotta move my truck.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:10

If they're gonna tell me, knock on my fucking door, am I coming up to me when I steal your cones?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:15

Yeah, because I will steal it. Yeah, I'm taking all your I love stealing cones. Yeah, I'm not paying for cones. What are you an idiot? But yeah, I was like scratched that DLC. I've had DLC. I've had some great instruction crews up here. These guys ain't bad. I just wish that dude, like, because he he came to me like, hey, is it cool for Parker? And I'm like, yeah, you know, because hey, is it cool if I stay here until 705? Right. They couldn't give me that. Yeah, right. The flagger dude told me like they don't give a fuck. And he's the one that tells people. So that like the flagger dude was like, you're a good one.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:48

Because he's like, man, this dude's a dickhead. Because he seemed like I'm not like an asshole tough guy and all that, but he seemed to get like red.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:54

You know, the dude was like, he knows it's like that's the thing, like, you know where I live, right? Like, right. That's right. My truck, I live right here. Right. If I if God forbid I'm running late, knock on the door. Right. Before you tell me, you know I'm right here, please. Yeah, don't call me Curtis. Don't be a dick. Hello, McCoy. Sorry, everybody. We'll take quick first. Break me right back to Raffle Greenford slash Paul Keys. Thank our sponsor, Rosaldo and Sons Landscaping. All your landscaping needs, contact them at 412-521-9045. That includes pressure washing and chemical lawn care maintenance.

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Hey, what's going on, everyone, my Greek 5 podcast? Real quick, just from mind, everyone, this Thursday, 8 o'clock at Butler Street Derby. I'll be hosting Bingo from 8 p.m. till 10 p.m. Then coming up on August 15th, grab your tickets for the steel or for Iron City Comedy Festival at Pittsburgh Brewing Company in Creighton, PA. You can get those tickets at ETIX.com. Or you can hit us up on Instagram or Facebook and we'll message you the link. Also, the link's posted amongst my stuff on Facebook. You can find it there. Now we're gonna jump into what we're green for doing. What's a hobby that you see people enjoy that you guys can get into? It just isn't which it's it just doesn't do it for you. Dude, I'll be honest with you. I used to do it for me. When I was younger, I used to like fishing. And I see all these dudes RH that are just they love fishing. Yeah. I just the patience. I don't got the time or the patience. Like I would love to do it. Like we're gonna drink a six pack of those of some fucking gear in the water. I'm I'm down. I got waiters. I'm in. I'm right, right. You know what I mean? But it just like I don't know. I can't get to it, you know. I have the gear for because I bought it with all intentions. Right, right. It just didn't do it. Another one is golf, dude. I bought I bought everything you could imagine. Yeah. I've been golfing like three times in my life. I I did the same fucking thing. I got some dope ass golf shoes, dude. The work dope. One year esteem. John gave me his old clubs, I still got them. I went and got like shirts and pants and took lessons. Right, dude. Like, I look dope when I go there. I suck at golf. I suck, but I I went like golf on Sunday. I go so hard for a real short amount of time that I just quit. Michael, I agree with you 100%. I'm the same way. I'm like, dude, this is my new thing. And then I'm like, eh.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:55

Yeah. What do you we change?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:59

We got to do that. No, I don't want to do anything. Yeah, I'm too tired for those things.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:07

I mean, I garden. I don't know. I like that hobby. Gardening's a good one. That's a good one. I don't know. I actually wasn't. I wanted to get chicken coop like you got. I like the chicken thing, but I don't have the fucking room or the or the knowledge necessarily. It's hard to fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:23

So is it like easy sick? It's a worker for 30. I like the eggs. Kids run through eggs. No, the the the chickens are cool. I also have roosters, and they're fucked assholes. There's like five roosters in a separate pen. And I go feed them, and then he like there's one that has like, you know how they have like the cocks or whatever. Well, there's one that must have been bullied his whole life because his they chewed his shit off. It looks like a chewed up bubblegum on his head. But when I go into their pen, like he's the one that tries to attack me, you know, to make up for it. He fucking scratched me my fucking leg the other day, and I kicked the shit out of this motherfucker. I was like, pow, kicked him. My boy Dominic. Yeah, he was like, my boy Dominator was, he was like, hey, bro, he's like, you should get a job with PETA.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:13

But I thought, yeah, that was what I thought looking at. Yeah, but like the chickens are cold roosters, fuck them, dude. Do you save it? So you save the shit and like fertilize the garden with it or that other shit, he just dump it. Fucking chickens are gross as fuck. Yeah, they stink like shit. You don't have to do that in the winter, right? What's that? The winter, they're just good.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:34

In the winter, I gotta wrap like I wrap up keeping the wind knots. Yeah, I put like uh I have concrete blankets like keep concrete warm and I wrap their whole how long do they live for? Like if you had a dialogue. Not yet. I mean, not like five years. Like some of them have been eaten. But the natural call is like how long do they live for? I think you can get a like a hen, a laying hen. That's what we call them in the biz. Yeah, you get about a good old five years out of it. That's good, and then it's time for soup. Yeah, yeah. You guys want to eat one of them? You want the herd pin every once in a while, right? I feel weird eating them because you know. I actually like the chickens, the roosters. I'd like to just break their neck and stuff out of the hill. Yeah, let a raccoon eat them. Out of all movies, shows, and cartoons, who do you think is the number one dog? It's I mean, like Snoopy do. Yeah, Scooby Doo. I mean, Snoopy, I never lost Snoopy. He's a pushover, dude. What about uh Brian from Versailles?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:32

He was the Red Baron, Julie.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:35

Was he though? He was laying on his doghouse the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:38

That was a trip. Snoopy was on a LSD, he's on over there Scooby Snacks. Yeah, you gotta get a couple of Scooby snacks. You need to get Scooby Snacks to be there cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:47

Trying to think of a good like a good meat. Underdog.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:50

What about the little scrappy? Hey, what are we gonna do? Shut up! Scrappy dude? Not scrappy, but you know, the big bulldog walking and the little one at the end of the lane. What are we gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 1:26:00

Motley George Muttley and something? Motley. Muttley. Mutley's wagon races. What about Beethoven? Beethoven. Not a big dog. I thought that's not a critical movie. Airbutt? No, that's a movie. Airbuttby cartoons. We said Michael Jack, Michael Jordan. We should have said Air Bud. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't. Oh, and cartoons. But it don't have to be a cartoon, it could be a real dog.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:24

Yeah, it could be a show, movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:25

What about that movie? Cujo. Yes, I was just thinking that. Cujo he's the meanest one for sure. But he definitely was the best actor out of all dogs.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:34

Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:35

But Turner Hoochman. Yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:38

That's a good movie. He don't make it. That's a tear jerker. Yeah. Spoiler.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:42

Marley. He don't make it. Old Yeller.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:45

Yeah.

unknown 1:26:47

God damn, old yeller.

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