OK Bud!
Ben Kissel, Jerii Aquino and Kyle Ploof bring you the top news of the week and let you know that everything's gonna be OK Bud!
OK Bud!
Episode 31: Apple Seeds and Rosary Beads
Join Ben Kissel, Jerii Aquino and Kyle Ploof as they discuss the weirdest news from Thursday, March 13 2025.
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Speaker 2:All right, let's go.
Speaker 1:Let's do it.
Speaker 2:Oh, everything's good. Hey, what's up everyone. Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's going to be OK bud. I'm Ben Kissel at Instagram on BenKissel1, joined by Jerry Aquino, what's up and Miss underscore. Jerry, that's J-E-R-I-I and Kyle Plouffe at Kyle Plouffe. Make sure to check out this week's Death and Entertainment podcast. We cover YouTubers of death and it's pretty exciting. Also check out the Patreon patreoncom slash diebud you, and it's pretty exciting. Also check out the Patreon patreoncom slash diebud. You. Get to hear us rant before the show about a bunch of personal stuff that we don't want to say on air.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like how much I know about Disney movies. That's true.
Speaker 2:Also shoot us an email, okbudpod, at gmailcom, and let us know your thoughts. Yes, and that's where we'll start today, with a nice email.
Speaker 3:With an email. Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 2:It's a feel-good email, but it's also an email that's a little bit sad.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 2:But that's why we do this to make people who are a little sad feel a little bit better.
Speaker 3:Yeah, true.
Speaker 2:This comes from Vanessa. She says this show has been a little escape for me on out of there Right now, as I'm going through my journey with COPD. Ok Bud has become my end of work day, or unwind. Yeah, I'm still regaining my strength from being immobile for months. Well, the doctors ran tests, but I'm determined to not only live with this diagnosis but thrive on it.
Speaker 3:It's a diagnosed bitch.
Speaker 2:There you go. Now we're talking.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Even still, some days are better than others, and coming home and unwinding while watching OK Bud helps me take my mind off everything just for a bit. The chemistry is great. So thanks again for the entertaining info. So thank you, Vanessa. Thank you Vanessa.
Speaker 3:That's so nice. I feel for you. Man, just hang in there. You sound a lot stronger than me. I get a small diagnosis of a paper cut and I'm out for three weeks.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'll just self-diagnose sometime yeah fully Fully.
Speaker 3:That's insane. No dude. I'm so glad we could help out, even in the smallest way.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. So what do we want to start with? Today we did talk a little bit, just for our Patreon listeners, about Snow White. Apparently that movie is very controversial, yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, they've been doing things the wrong way and then trying to redo them in even worse ways, and it's been a mess. But Kyle pointed out something and maybe you did as well, jerry, maybe, who knows? Oh, you know what Everyone at Patreon knows. Maybe I pointed something out. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2:The two leads a gal and a gal. Apparently. One is pro-Israel and the other one's pro-Palestine. Yes, and that's led a lot of these conversations to be quite grumpy, yeah. So, they hate each other.
Speaker 1:They really hate each other. They so they hate each other. They really hate each other. They couldn't even be in the same room. That's why, when they put them together at the Oscars and Rachel Ziegler's trying to run out in front of her, but she's like tiny, so her little legs are going too slow. Gal Gadot's tall as shit, so she's moving like a queen.
Speaker 3:So the chemistry is real. Yeah, the love is lost.
Speaker 2:Oh, I suppose Gal Gadot is the evil witch.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So they're not supposed to like each other. They're not supposed to, so I'm sure that reads on camera pretty well. So you think the entire conflict between Israel and Palestine is all about promoting meta. It's kind of meta for Snow White, yes, oh. So Gal Gadot could really get into character and Zegler could really get into character.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's Walt Disney's final plan coming together. Oh what Walt Disney's final plan coming together? Oh what? To get Palestine and Israel to go to war.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but also it's okay, Good for them. I mean, that's not what Snow White was supposed to be for.
Speaker 2:No, it's not Well. There's a lot of controversy.
Speaker 3:And then there's the dwarves.
Speaker 1:Yeah they're all mad. You're not supposed to call them dwarves. Peter Dinklage is mad. He's the only one that's mad.
Speaker 3:He's the only one that is allowed to do these amazing things that he bestows upon himself, and he's like we don't need this as a people, we don't need all these dwarf and elf roles. Meanwhile, you have working actors and they're like I do. I would like that paycheck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's one of the only little people working regularly in Hollywood. I would like that paycheck. Yeah, he's one of the only little people working regularly in Hollywood. Let these other folks have jobs, yeah. So yes, a lot of people are upset, including Martin Kleba. He's the voice of Grumpy. He was one of the seven dwarves in the new flick, but he was axed and they changed dwarves to what was it? Creatures of the wood. Who was?
Speaker 3:it. Creatures of the wood. Enchanted Magical beings.
Speaker 1:They had the seven magical beings and they got rid of them because they were real human actors. And then they went to CGI guys.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, my God, yeah, that's messed up.
Speaker 2:Well, I think it's an indicator that we're really not doing well as a people when we can't even produce and create and distribute a movie called Snow White.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how is Snow White a problem? Because it's too political.
Speaker 3:Right, it was like way too. It was just way too just finicky. Everything is offensive. We're going to tell a story about dogs, but wait, we don't want to upset the dog community.
Speaker 1:And it's really just about a woman being a hater on another woman, so it's weird that it's coming to all this.
Speaker 3:It's supposed to be about feminism, is that right?
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, the evil queen tries to take down Snow White because she's the fairest of them all. So she's a hater because she's too old. Then she turns herself into an old witch and really looks bad and then tries to steal the beauty.
Speaker 3:Which doesn't make any sense at all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, because the witch is kind of hot.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Before she turns into like, yeah, the gross one, yeah.
Speaker 3:I, I know From the beginning she's like, very like, just like a power top lesbian.
Speaker 1:Oh, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3:It's fantastic. It's such a vibe. Hey, can I pop that wart with?
Speaker 2:my mouth. Oh God, that's what I would say if I saw her Like get that wart over here.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the big nose wart that she gets yeah.
Speaker 3:Because it matches yours. Do I have warts? These?
Speaker 2:aren. I have three things on my face, like Andy Kaufman, a comedic genius. Are they warts? I don't know what they are. No, they're not warts. My mom said they were kisses.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Angel kisses From a frog.
Speaker 3:No from a frog's dick. Oh, you were referencing the light frog-like film on your face.
Speaker 2:Yes, because I am a little under the weather, so I have a small film on me Unrelated to God's kisses. I kind of feel like an apple. Like an apple you get at the grocery store, you know there's always a little film on it that you get to wash immediately. Yeah, that's kind of what I am.
Speaker 3:And I have washed. If I was to stick a knife in you, I'd have to really get it down, and then you'd have a lot of seeds to pop out.
Speaker 2:Whoa, that's what he said.
Speaker 3:That's.
Speaker 2:Yep. Well, there's a lot of meat to cut, but there will be less meat in the future because I'm back on my Mugobi.
Speaker 3:Apples aren't meat, but okay, anyway, go on.
Speaker 2:Well, they say. Sometimes they say the fruit of a, the substance of a fruit, they sometimes do say is the meat. Sometimes they do say that yeah, oh, okay, yeah. Well, let's talk about love gone wrong and in ghost hunter world.
Speaker 3:Wait, because ghost hunters need love too.
Speaker 2:They do. So there was this guy. His name is Aaron Goodwin. He has filed for divorce because his wife allegedly tried to hire a hitman to kill him. Jeez, so Alive one. Yes, the hitman would be alive and everyone's still alive.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Were they trying to do a special episode where she communicates with her dead husband?
Speaker 3:She's like wait, I'm pretty sure I can talk to you and you'll still annoy the shit out of me if you're dead. I'm doing this for the show. Let's just try and see what happens. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's really the most offensive part of all of it. I don't think she thinks ghosts are real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause then he would come on and be like I was killed by a hit man, do you?
Speaker 2:guys hear this.
Speaker 3:Can you believe this?
Speaker 2:So he's one of the star of go is one of the stars of ghost adventures. She's cute-ish. She's cute for a guy who has a ghost show.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, no, look Look at his face. He is incredibly lucky to have her.
Speaker 1:She hired a hitman to kill him. She hired the hitman to kill him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, anyway.
Speaker 2:So what's going on is kind of interesting. Aaron, it's now his estranged wife, victoria. They have become incompatible to the extent that it became impossible for them to live together as husband and wife. Now the story broke Victoria was arrested after cops say she messaged a Florida inmate.
Speaker 3:Always in Florida.
Speaker 2:About killing her husband, an inmate he Always in Florida.
Speaker 3:About killing her husband, an inmate he's already in and everything that he's typing can and is recorded. They track everything.
Speaker 1:What is?
Speaker 2:wrong with these people.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:They're very stupid people.
Speaker 3:I don't know why people don't think shit is constantly recorded.
Speaker 1:My parents always used to say there's a right way to do the wrong thing.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God. You are such trash, you are such I come from criminals.
Speaker 1:We know this.
Speaker 2:Yes there's a right way to do the wrong thing. Yes, that's completely opposite of what parents are supposed to say. You don't write into a prisoner. I have never, I have never it's not about wanting to kill your husband. I've been wanting to kill gary for 40 years it's about how you do it, don't be dumb about it. And she indeed was very stupid. She messaged this guy, grant Amato, and then she said she was going to pay him $11,000.
Speaker 1:And he's like great what am I going to get more ramen?
Speaker 3:Right $11,000. How is he doing it from prison?
Speaker 2:I think he had to be getting out at some point.
Speaker 3:Right, he had to have been like. He's like. My parole is coming soon. I'll be able to swipe this up pretty much by next week 11K is nothing.
Speaker 2:It's not. It's not nearly enough for a hit.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Especially if you're already in jail for something and you're going to be on parole when you do it Right, you're going to get caught. Yeah, so apparently Aaron again the guy who was about to be killed by his wife. He learned about this while on the set of Ghost Adventures, so he was like, hey, hey, bitch, come and yell at me, ghost. And then all of a sudden they were like your wife is trying to kill you. What ghost? Your wife has hired a hitman to kill you. Why is this ghost giving me very specific information about my wife is doing?
Speaker 3:Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2:So Victoria has denied she ever really wanted to kill her husband, claiming she thought the money was just for cell phones.
Speaker 3:Oh, $11,000 cell phones.
Speaker 2:I do know there's a strong markup in prison cell phones where they are quite expensive, oh yeah a flip phone is $1,000.
Speaker 3:Oh really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know a guy that did it.
Speaker 3:Of course he did, of course I do.
Speaker 2:But I don't know how. Amato, that was the guy. Yeah, I can't even keep up with your rap sheet. Yeah, I can't even keep up with your rap sheet. Amato, the guy that she told to kill her husband. He's serving time in prison for killing his mother, his father and his brother, so he wasn't getting out.
Speaker 1:I don't think so this girl is not bright.
Speaker 3:What she heard was so he has no problem with the ethical, like the morality of this. He's just going to be able to just do it. He's already done it to his parents, he's no problem with the ethical, like the morality of this he's just going to be able to just do it.
Speaker 2:He's already done it to his parents, you know, he's no problem. There's a glove for every hand. Yeah, isn't that nice, sephiro j well, perhaps, that's because he didn't do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe, no, I don't. Wow, she's like okay, so you're in jail for killing your entire family. What are the chances you get out? He's like one in a million. She's like so you're in jail for killing your entire family. What are the chances you get out? He's like one in a million, she's like so you're saying there's a chance. Literally yeah, really dumb and dumbered it.
Speaker 2:They got married in 2020, but they didn't have a wedding ceremony because of COVID. And when they finally did have a wedding ceremony, they had it at Disneyland.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's why I don't know. That's why the dress looks like a giant marshmallow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm fine with the Disneyland people. It's not for me, but I don't demonize.
Speaker 3:You mean the adult Disney, just anyone who is just super in. Disney adults.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's not for me.
Speaker 3:It's not for me either.
Speaker 2:But I have no problem with it. Yeah, but I do think the two adults that are big into the ghost world getting married at Disneyland at some point someone's going to hire a hitman to kill one of them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that actually does kind of check out.
Speaker 1:Disneyland weddings are never going to work out, and I have a theory that any girl who has a dress this big is never going to work out why they just wanted a wedding. They didn't want a marriage.
Speaker 3:Ooh, that's so true.
Speaker 1:They're like look at me, look at this dress.
Speaker 3:This has been the day that I've been imagining First time as a little girl, and you're ruining it yeah.
Speaker 2:And the Cayetola has spoken yes, was this all about you getting a really nice dress, bev? Yeah?
Speaker 3:Yeah, totally yeah who are you.
Speaker 2:I'm your husband. Now, wait until I get a motto on it to kill you for $11,000.
Speaker 3:So she got arrested.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she got arrested. They're filing for divorce.
Speaker 3:That is so. That's so whack. You could have just filed for divorce and just dipped. You didn't have to get someone to kill him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what are we doing here? I mean, is there a lot of money on the line? They have a successful show, but I don't know what the finances are behind the Ghost Adventurers franchise.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know. I mean I guess it does it. It's probably a low budget.
Speaker 2:Besides, all of like the, the little ghost weaponry, the you know which is quite expensive the meters, the measurers of, of stuff and things in the air well, that's the nice thing working with ghosts you don't have to pay them the green lights yes green lights and then and then and then bullshit special effects, like you just sit in, like you turn all the lights off, you put on the green light thing and everyone's like shh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3:And then someone crashes into a light and the camera goes crazy. Whoa, did you see that? Did you see?
Speaker 2:that Did you see that?
Speaker 3:No, seriously, dude, Seriously, something touched my shoulder Bam.
Speaker 2:I have interviewed some people who are big in the ghost hunting world and they do say 99% of it is fake, but there are some situations that are a bit weird, yeah, because when you get wrapped up in the psychology of it all, yeah, and you are in super creepy places at night, tired, yeah right, start seeing shit. Yeah, I'll see a fucking ghost right now, I do. I think I saw a ghost yesterday. Ghost right now, I do. I think I saw a ghost yesterday while I was having fever dreams.
Speaker 3:Ah yeah, this can be very hallucinatory.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh he pours.
Speaker 2:Well, let's move on, because last, what was it this week or last week when we talked about the Frito snack, the Cheeto snack?
Speaker 1:The Cheeto snack. Okay, remember the.
Speaker 2:Cheeto snack Last week, I think. Okay, remember the Cheeto, yes, and that was shaped like a Pokemon Charizard. Charizard, the Pokemon, yes. Well, something else has happened.
Speaker 3:Another Charizard.
Speaker 2:No, cheeto has now found a Michael Jordan iconic Jumpman logo.
Speaker 3:Oh my, God, yes, there's a Cheeto that looks just like.
Speaker 2:Michael Jordan Jumpman logo. Oh my God, yes, there's a Cheeto that looks just like Michael Jordan Jumpman.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, it literally has the basketball on his hand too.
Speaker 2:It's got the basketball.
Speaker 1:It does look like he's got quite a big butt. He's got a fat ass.
Speaker 3:It looks like he has hair. Does anyone else see like a blonde mullet on this guy?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 3:Is that Caitlyn Jenner?
Speaker 2:It might be Fantastic athlete, horrible driver. It's another flaming hot Cheeto, this one shaped like Michael Jordan. I don't know what do you mean? You don't?
Speaker 1:know it's giving Mega man.
Speaker 2:Ooh, oh, it's giving Mega man.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:I mean, I guess you could just say it's whatever you want also looks like a camel if you turn it to the side oh, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, dromedary. Oh so why are you even buying food if you're not hungry?
Speaker 1:why buy food to look at?
Speaker 3:yeah, you're just.
Speaker 1:They're just sitting there like huh that's what I hate going to fancy restaurants. They're like it's all about the presentation. I'm like I don't give a fuck what it looks like. Put it in my stomach.
Speaker 3:Present it to my mouth.
Speaker 1:To my ass.
Speaker 2:Okay, right that way, right this way, sir Rectal. Oh God, yes, so it's up for sale now and we'll see the Charizard one went for I think it was $85,000.
Speaker 3:That's so much more money than that guy's hit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know Could have got 10 hits on your family, absolutely Imagine if she just paid, can I pay? You in Cheetos, can I? No, this one actually looks like a gun. This is great. Who inspects their junk food like that? I don't even look at it, I usually like to eat in the dark. Anyway, no one's looking, yes, so an expected price tag is around $275. Good Lord, so not even close again to the Charizard.
Speaker 3:Well, I wonder why.
Speaker 2:I think it's because you know Michael Jordan's real.
Speaker 3:Okay, and Pokemon. That takes away points.
Speaker 2:That takes away points, because Charizard is not real and when you see the Cheeto Charizard it's like whoa, that's extra. Also, people who watch the NBA. Yes, we are out of shape, yes, we like our junk food, but I think people who collect Pokemon are more of aficionados.
Speaker 3:Very true, they're trying to collect that shit.
Speaker 2:Exactly, and they're collectors. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 3:And Charizard. I mean it was like the first three main Pokemons of life ever.
Speaker 2:It's like the three primary colors, but there's like the three primary Pokemons, charizard being one the three primary colors, but there's like the three primary Pokemons, mm-hmm, they love their junk food.
Speaker 3:Yes, they do.
Speaker 2:So last year a Logoman card. It sold for $2.9 million. Okay, but that's totally different because this again is just a Cheeto. So it might be a stretch to call the Cheeto a memorabilia, but it is combining two popular brands. So I think they're also reaching out to the Cheeto heads out there who are super into Cheetos, which is a that's sad.
Speaker 3:So can we expect a collaboration between Air Force Ones and Cheetos?
Speaker 2:That would be amazing.
Speaker 3:Would it? Would that be amazing?
Speaker 2:I actually love that. Yeah, disgusting fire. Orange shoes, cool and Cheetos that would be amazing. Wouldn't that be amazing? I actually love that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Disgusting fire. Orange shoes.
Speaker 2:Cool, I'm done buying shoes until I wear all the ones that I have bought out Nice.
Speaker 3:I will not. I will not. I haven't worn a couple of pairs, I want more.
Speaker 1:I just have a light pair and a dark pair and I throw them out every six months and buy two new ones.
Speaker 3:You're a psychopath what?
Speaker 2:the hell's wrong with you. That really is psychotic. Hey, what kind of shoes do you have? I've got a light pair and a dark pair and I throw them out after every six months. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Wow, because then they get gross.
Speaker 2:No, they actually said that I was in special class, which means I'm actually special.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they teach you special things.
Speaker 3:Do you guys not get your toe fungus growing into your shoe after three months?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was cool. The bus was actually just me and one other kid.
Speaker 1:They really crammed us in there. Yes, it was awesome.
Speaker 2:They said I was too special to go on the big bus.
Speaker 3:And also Kyle probably gets his shoes at the orthotics.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:That makes sense. That's a foot doctor. Oh, not bad, that's a podiatrist. But Okay, that's what the shoe is called. That's what the orthotics are, they're the things that you'd step into. They kill your feet.
Speaker 2:They force you to have an arch because everyone's like you got to have an arch.
Speaker 3:I'm a flat foot bitch Because everyone's like you got to have an arch. Don't be a flatfoot bitch and I've always wondered why that is.
Speaker 2:Is it a Catholic thing? I don't know. I'm a half flatfoot bitch. They forced my arch too much. Yeah, I just say, why are you talking about it? Nope, you ever go to the doctor and you're like why the fuck are you talking about it? And you're just like well, I'm a doctor, I have to tell you why?
Speaker 1:This is your chart. Why are you talking about that? Yeah, do we have to talk about it? Do we have?
Speaker 2:to yeah, my last. I told everyone my last doctor appointment. She was hitting on me. She kept on calling me obese and I was like, yes, I am, I'm an obese in the bed, baby, I like to sleep.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's going to come in three inches real low and it comes inside a small case to protect it, so you can get it in a little case.
Speaker 3:But it's not in the exact shape of Jordan.
Speaker 2:It's sort of like it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe that's also why it's lower in value.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because he's not even doing the actual thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:He put on a wig and said look, I have a basketball. I'm Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2:Right, right. Apparently, michael Jordan is worth $3.5 billion.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Wow, Could be worth more. But but what Gambling addict? That guy? Oh, who gives a fuck.
Speaker 3:Let the man gamble in peace.
Speaker 2:Seriously, who cares? Could have been more, but yeah, oh, he could have had $3.7 billion yeah.
Speaker 1:Now I feel bad for guys like Antoine Walker who couldn't make that money back. Really, oh did Ant. I loved Antoine Walker. He spent it all at the casino Did he really yeah, oh, that sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Speaking of shoes, he had a great pair of shoes, did he? He was with Adidas, oh, and I used to have his shoes.
Speaker 3:I was pretty excited. I like Adidas.
Speaker 2:Yes, well, speaking of wealthy people, gene Simmons I want to talk about this because this is why I empathize with millennials. Gen Z generation is it beta? Whatever the next one is, oh Lord, people are fucking ridiculous, especially as they get older. I was at News Corp, working at Fox there, when Gene Simmons came in and then, after he left, he was banned forever because he kept on groping on people and doing really weird stuff. You know Gene Simmons-y. Oh God, I met him. He was weird.
Speaker 3:That's well shocker, he's a lot. Look at the outfit Look at the getup. He's going to be a lot. You have to be a lot to just ring all that in every single day.
Speaker 1:Jewish yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Jewish yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:So we'll see what his thoughts are when it comes to Snow White. So he is off.
Speaker 3:Jelly on your tongue all the time.
Speaker 2:Well, that tongue thing really is amazing. That's a long tongue. But the thing about Gene Simmons is I don't think he eats pussy. He's selfish with the tongue, I think because he has really nice hair. I read my a friend of mine, brian Newman, who plays in Las Vegas. He's fantastic. He had a book. We lived together for a little while and he had a book that he had in the bathroom, so I would read it. When boys are reading books in the bathroom together, right, that's what yep, and Gene Simmons' entire thing. He's all about money. He's all about the money and he's a very fancy boy, okay, and so I don't think he eats pussy. For some reason it just seems to me like he's one of those guys I thought you were gonna say.
Speaker 3:I was reading in the bathroom and something told me that that men of this kind of uh, delinquency or in this trade, so I really thought you were going somewhere with the book I thought you were going somewhere with the hair, because you're like he has really nice hair and it'd be like a little bit more toughed up if he was, you know, doing it right, I read somewhere in a book that I was uh reading while my friend was sucking me off in the bathroom I wasn't getting sucked off 80s hair metal bands.
Speaker 3:Uh, they don't like to ruin their hair in pussy, so that's why they don't eat. No, they don't like to ruin it in the juice vince neal eats pussy. I'm not saying that hair metal band. People don't eat A lot of them eat everything Okay.
Speaker 2:But Gene Simmons. I don't think he's a very nice person. So he has decided to give a fan a once-in-a-lifetime experience. What is that experience? You can be a personal assistant and band roadie for not Kiss but for the Gene Simmons band. Oh, and he is going to pay you. Oh wait, Never mind, You're going to pay him $12,500 for the opportunity.
Speaker 1:For the Gene Simmons project, for the Gene Simmons band? I don't think so.
Speaker 2:To work for him. To work for him, you pay him $12,000.
Speaker 3:I'll let Okay, okay, no, it's not even Kiss.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's not even Kiss, it's not even, it's not even an opportunity anymore.
Speaker 1:There's not even drugs and hot chicks anymore. Everyone's old, yeah, they're old. Heart medication what Medication? What's?
Speaker 3:the benefit.
Speaker 1:Geriatric.
Speaker 3:Exposure to what.
Speaker 2:I have no idea. A nursing home. That's why I'm telling you he's selfish. That's why he doesn't eat it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ha.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1:It's a personality trait, yeah.
Speaker 2:I was trying to say something like that Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'll give you $12,000. Excuse me, ghost.
Speaker 3:I actually charge for that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what if there's a ghost on your show, where the ghost is like I'm going to give you $15 to suck your dick. Ghost, can you stop? Please? Better get on out of here.
Speaker 3:I'm getting pretty horny. Can we get the ghost HR back in the room? Fucking, doing it again, dude.
Speaker 2:So this is for the Gene Simmons Band. They say you will meet up with Gene and the Gene Simmons Band members early in the day, either at the hotel or a designated location, to go over the band's day schedule.
Speaker 3:Oh boy.
Speaker 2:Isn't that exciting, Rock and roll baby.
Speaker 3:Itinerary.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the drummer's name is Brian Tickey and the guitarist is Jason Walker and Brent Woods.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's. I mean, hey, everyone's gotta work, so you can, unless you're paying to do it, then maybe you don't gotta work.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Cause? I think that it's sad. So that's so. Basically, you're getting You're getting Paid to be You're paying to be Gene Simmons' sex slave yeah, is You're getting paid to be? You're paying to be Gene Simmons' sex slave? Yeah, is that what it is To be at his beck and call?
Speaker 1:I think so. Yeah, I think just to be his personal punching bag. It's a sad, sad cuck move yeah.
Speaker 3:Is this a cult? Now Is his band a cult.
Speaker 2:It's a very culty move. I think that's 30 seconds to Mars.
Speaker 3:Yeah, jared Leto. Oh, jared Leto. Oh, that's so true. Also, we're just watching that right, everyone's just watching Jared Leto have a cult and we just don't talk about it. Everyone's like, well, as long as he's doing it on his own island and he's not hurting anyone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nothing bad happens on an island, yeah.
Speaker 1:ATF doesn't have boats, for sure.
Speaker 2:I love that. Survivor 38, Epstein Island.
Speaker 3:It's never a good sign when when they start making you all wear white, yeah, and it's all just like women following one dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's so lame.
Speaker 3:So weird he doesn't need pussy. There's no way he eats pussy. There's zero fucking way. He only gets his pussy eaten.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That man is a pillow princess.
Speaker 2:Tell me I was the best joker, just tell me it was a modern interpretation.
Speaker 3:Did you see Dallas Buyers Club? I'm good at what I do.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That AIDS looks good on you. Is that what people say?
Speaker 2:That's why I don't go to the doctor. Well, I got good news and bad news. You got AIDS, but good news is that AIDS looks good on you.
Speaker 3:You were the shit out of that man. You look great.
Speaker 2:Yeah, thank you, I don't need to go on my Wagovi. No, did you have unprotected sex in a bathroom? Yeah, every day Good news. Okay, so selected winners of the experience. So you have to put your name into some kind of I don't even know what do you call this Competition?
Speaker 3:Okay, throw your name into a hat. Throw your name into a hat.
Speaker 2:They will be part of the Gene Simmons Band team crew. The team crew.
Speaker 1:So this is a lottery that you're paying to pay more for. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So cool, this is cool.
Speaker 3:He made a scheme.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because he is all about the money. Wow, that's why Kiss has no heart or soul, right, they're just a serial.
Speaker 3:They just sell a lot of makeup.
Speaker 2:A lot of makeup and then they were there to sell and some songs are good.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But they were really just a sell product.
Speaker 3:What they should have is a makeup line. They really should do they that would sell so hard. Kyle, can you search if there's a Kiss makeup line For the goth chicks, for the rocker boys, people who don't want their sludgy eyeliner to not move, I mean?
Speaker 1:this is a perfect line. Yeah, I think they got licensed with all these movies and stuff, got licensed kits, so there is one for Kiss. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:Sweet. So you get to be a member of the Gene Simmons band team crew for the entire day. For one day, For the entire day and for a measly $12,500,. You are gifted a crew member shirt, a hat and a VIP badge.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:Isn't that exciting.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, and it's just a one-day gig.
Speaker 2:It's just one day, but you pay for it. It's fantastic. Also, gene Simmons is now 75 years old, so isn't that great.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you get to hang out with a 75-year-old man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he's going to be paying a. So this is also what's going to happen. He's going to happen. He's going to take you out for a meal. On him, on him, on Gene, and they say the meal is either going to be at a hotel oh my God or backstage at the show.
Speaker 1:It's going to be continental breakfast, so isn't that?
Speaker 3:cool. Yep, wow, neat, that is so neat. Yep, I've never paid $12,000 for a very mediocre experience to buy a merch hat, a merch shirt and get the continental free breakfast 75-year-old Jewish man. And then, yeah, I would rather just take it with Bernie Sanders. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So the oligarchy, the oligarchy, he says everything funny, even if it's like serious. You're like, yes, oligarchy sounds kind of funny, you're silly, yeah. So they say there's also real work to be done. You have to arrive and load into the venue with the band and help the band set up for the show jesus christ you get to hang out backstage, you get to sit in on soundcheck yeah, you get to and you really get to do that you get to hang out backstage wow, this is great I get to do all this.
Speaker 3:this get to To hang out backstage.
Speaker 1:Wow, this is great, I get to do all this.
Speaker 2:This is really awesome, Also for those that aren't in the entertainment business as performers. Backstage of theaters are just, they're toilets, yeah, and we hang out in the furnace rooms. I mean, really, the stage is very nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But it's not exactly a great time back there. I mean, I have fun. So you get to join Simmons on stage during the show for their selected city per info from their website. So, finally, the winners will be gifted a signed set list, as well as a signed bass that Simmons used during many of his Kiss rehearsals.
Speaker 1:Oh Well, that sounds like the biggest part of the deal, right there.
Speaker 3:That does, but still that's awful.
Speaker 1:You rehearsed with that guitar.
Speaker 3:This is horrible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's almost insulting.
Speaker 3:It's very insulting. Are you kidding me? It also shows kind of like where they're at in their finances.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And they're still like, no, we're Kiss, we're amazing. This know their finances. Yeah, and they're still like, no, we're Kiss, we're amazing, this is an honor.
Speaker 2:It's the Gene Simmons band. It's not even.
Speaker 3:Kiss. Oh, you're right, this is the Gene Simmons band. It's not even Kiss.
Speaker 2:If it would make slightly more sense if it was Kiss for nostalgia.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Like my dad, loved Kiss and then he molested me and went to prison and got killed.
Speaker 3:Right, right old days.
Speaker 2:So you'll also be allowed to take photos throughout the night. Oh, so you can even photo yourself working.
Speaker 3:They'll allow me.
Speaker 2:And you're allowed to bring one guest to join you. Wow. And they can bring holy heck $12,000 too. Yes, but you can also bring four items for Gene Simmons to sign, oh.
Speaker 3:I thought it was going to say for Gene Simmons to have. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1:Bring your sacrifices for Gene.
Speaker 3:You can also bring him your tokens of appreciation.
Speaker 2:But you're not allowed to bring instruments or body parts.
Speaker 3:Oh, Well, what if it's my own?
Speaker 1:I don't know. Put your mother's head back.
Speaker 3:Sir, that's not your boob. He can't sign that boob, sir.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, yep. I signed a boob once. I was like, oh, this is kind of weird. But she's like sign it.
Speaker 3:I was like all right. Here we go. You know it washes off right. Yeah, it's more about the sentiment. Sign it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, inside it, yeah, okay. So only one Ultimate Gene Simmons Experience ticket will be sold per show for the tour. So they do this on every show. Oh my goodness. He's such a scumbag, wow, yep. Anyway, if you don't get selected for the coveted package, you can still pay $6,500 to $12,500 to meet him, oh my God. And then you can receive autographed goodies, pose for photo ops and take three guests along for the ride. Oh my God, wow.
Speaker 3:Is he?
Speaker 2:that? Are people doing? That? Is he the fucking Pope?
Speaker 3:Are people doing that?
Speaker 1:This sounds like it would be a PR disaster, but it's not even making a dent in him, I'm sure.
Speaker 3:No, this is crazy. This doesn't seem to be on anyone's radar.
Speaker 2:The funniest thing about all this. According to the website, they say you will find that Gene Simmons is very down-to-earth, funny and knowledgeable on almost any subject.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's so knowledgeable, oh my God.
Speaker 3:There's nothing like a preface telling me how great their personality is and how down to earth they are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you want to sit at a hotel bar and talk about Nietzsche with Gene Simmons Right.
Speaker 2:It's only going to cost you $12,500.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for drinks that you paid for.
Speaker 2:I would love to hear Gene Simmons just talk. He knows about every subject. He knows about every subject All right Gene Simmons farts Go. Oh my God, talk about Peter Criss.
Speaker 3:Oh man. Well, let me tell you, if I did pay all this money and I had to sit down with Gene Simmons, I would have the most annoying questions and I'd be like no, no, no, it said almost anything. So we're going to sit here, we're going to talk. I have questions. I paid for this.
Speaker 2:Please God, if somebody does do this, make his life miserable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Just ruin that entire day If you had balloon animals, which would be the most annoying, to rub against one another to make your hair stand up.
Speaker 2:Ooh, that's good.
Speaker 3:You know, just stupid, just stupid stuff.
Speaker 2:What is the most expensive piece of?
Speaker 3:thrift clothing you own. When's the last time you stuck your gum underneath a table and did you sell that table?
Speaker 2:Right, lucky piece of gum.
Speaker 3:There's just a lot of hard-hitting questions that I would just completely waste at him. Annoy the living crap out of him. Just rapid fire, just rapid fire. What was first grade like? Why don't you remember? Is there something in your teeth?
Speaker 2:No, I'm kidding, Fun. Well, gene Simmons says in June of 2024,. He says I have nothing to complain about. No, woulda coulda shoulda been there, done that. So there you go. So he's very happy with his life and that's good. And you?
Speaker 3:can go.
Speaker 2:Remembers all of it I don't think he's much of a drinker or drug user. Again, it's all about the money and the merchandising and the business right, that's his drug, yeah so I do think he remembers everything.
Speaker 1:I think that he really thinks very highly of himself and probably yeah, unfettered narcissism doesn't really allow you to think about your life too much, so you just. Everything you think is like I've been awesome the whole time, everything's been great so, god, I wish I had that.
Speaker 2:I wish I had that hulk hogan's got it that sounds nice yeah it must be nice you can pay us twelve thousand dollars if you want to hang out with us. Yeah, it won't make you work that's what jeff said.
Speaker 1:All right, y'all hear me out. Sounds like it's time for a new Patreon tier. Let's do it.
Speaker 3:Walk with me in the day of the life.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, we'll go do a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3:We'll do so much stuff in North Hollywood, oh gosh.
Speaker 2:We can walk to the sports bar. We can walk to the karaoke bar. Go to the bike path. Go to the bike path Go to the taco truck.
Speaker 1:Taco truck on us. For $1,000 we'll get you a taco.
Speaker 2:Well, we gotta make money.
Speaker 3:Two tacos Come on.
Speaker 2:No one. No, I'm saying half a dog or something. Come on now. Hmm, Well, air flight, that has been a tricky subject as of late.
Speaker 3:Oh, kind of a lame segue.
Speaker 2:Nah, all right, we don't have to talk about it Either way. A passenger attacked two flight attendants, swallowed rosary beads after takeoff and then freaked out and said he was having some demonic possession. It turned out to be a fit of epilepsy. Epilepsy, come on.
Speaker 3:Anytime anyone has a mental breakdown, they're like, oh my god, are they being possessed?
Speaker 2:Usually epilepsy.
Speaker 1:I mean when he shits the rosary beads out. They're real small. People have done bigger ones, but when that cross comes out that's going to tear a little old.
Speaker 3:People have done bigger ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, benoit balls. What's a Benoit ball? Anal beads, anal balls they're called Benoit balls. Yeah, chris, benoit balls.
Speaker 3:Why do you know that?
Speaker 1:How do you know that? Because my family's a bunch of criminals.
Speaker 3:No, it's not criminal, that's legal. Oh, I guess, if you want to. Jesus Christ, kyle, that was the sound Did you hear the sound?
Speaker 2:Oh, I heard it. Did you get it? I live it every day.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait, wait, wait, do an entrance sound.
Speaker 2:Hump. Yeah, hey, honey, you want to play Hungry, hungry Hippos tonight? Hump, my asshole's the hippo. This is the part of the show where we talk about buttholes. Happens every episode.
Speaker 2:Almost, almost every episode, that's true. So, anyway, he was freaking out on the plane and then three passengers intervened His name is Augustine. They took him to the ground, that's true. So, anyway, he was freaking out on the plane and then three passengers intervened His name is Augustine they took him to the ground. He was taken to the hospital because he had again ingested the rosary beads, but then he was booked at a detention center.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's rough yeah.
Speaker 2:Augustine's sister who was traveling with him, told an FBI agent that he had told her to pray because quote Satan's disciples. Well, this is good. This is a segue with Kiss Nights in Satan's service or something that's what some people thought it stood for, but it doesn't. So that's a segue right there, Solid, solid, Kind of in between, Kind of not in the right place.
Speaker 2:Yep yep, I'm going to do whatever I want to do. I'm under the weather. Follow your own yellow brick road pal. Satan's disciples had followed them onto the plane and the Legion did not want them to make it to Haiti which was their final destination. Damn. So they were going to Haiti.
Speaker 3:And he purposefully stopped it.
Speaker 2:I guess. So he had a premonition. And what if he's right? That's what I always think with this stuff. What if they're right?
Speaker 3:That's so true. It's like the what if. Every time I have a weird intuition. My what if I'm wrong is much stronger than the what if I'm Right, Right, so I just do. I just follow the intuition, Just in case. Just in case.
Speaker 2:Just in case.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you don't walk under ladders, just in case. Just in case. Seven years is a long time to get fucked.
Speaker 2:9-11. 9-11.
Speaker 3:Just in case. How does that apply?
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm not going to get on that plane, just in case. Oh exactly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I do that all the time.
Speaker 3:Seth MacFarlane did that. Well, he was just too drunk, too drunk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, he got hammered the day before and couldn't make the flight.
Speaker 3:but yeah, that's different, that's exactly just the case.
Speaker 2:Could make you a little agoraphobic. I think that's a term.
Speaker 1:Agoraphobic. Yeah, you become a shut-in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which I found most people that are agoraphobic. It's best that they stay in there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I agree. Have fun. It's hard to convince them. I don't have any solid arguments for why they should come out no exactly as a person that's outside, I'm like no, I get it, I would rather be in there too.
Speaker 2:I live in the world. I wish I had one of those personalities that would just sit and watch stuff and just be entertained.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just not. Yeah, it can't be.
Speaker 2:Okay, Anyway, this flight was from Savannah Georgia going to Haiti, which I didn't realize, that that was a thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 2:I would love to know.
Speaker 3:Kyle keeps looking up anal beads.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that he hasn't stopped. Anyway, this story is done. It's the.
Speaker 3:Ben Wobbles. He hasn't stopped, so that's different than the anal beads, the Ben Wobbles as I've just recently deduced through all the many pictures that you've been shuffling through.
Speaker 2:Those are huge.
Speaker 3:Those are the ones that come in. They just come in a pair and they've got like weights on them. So, you can really kegel your shit, not your shit, your genital insides.
Speaker 1:No you were right.
Speaker 3:The first time the front part, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, you want to flush. You want to flush out before, because you want to flush.
Speaker 3:You want to flush out before Because, oh, it says it right, look at that For Kegel exercises. What did I tell?
Speaker 1:you Look how happy they are 2% of the time.
Speaker 3:I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that guy's smiling like his wife's pussy is finally tight. Oh honey, you were such a fucking slut before we got together.
Speaker 3:She's like well, maybe if you fucking stop doing your eyebrows like a fucking pans, Can you scroll back up to his eyebrows.
Speaker 1:Wow Look at that we may be misgendering here.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, Maybe that's you, Kyle. Oh boy, I'm a part of the community.
Speaker 1:I know you can't be having this.
Speaker 3:I get community immunity.
Speaker 1:Community immunity Put the immunity in community.
Speaker 2:Well, speaking of sex balls, did you guys know Denise Richards has an OnlyFans? Yeah, and so does her daughter, Sammy. So both Denise Richards and her daughter Sammy Sheen, who?
Speaker 3:got made, isn't the same OnlyFans.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Oh, thank.
Speaker 2:God, but they're. I'm a little bit surprised that Denise Richards has an OnlyFans and I'm just hearing about it now, right? Denise Richards has an OnlyFans and I'm just hearing about it now, right? Also, isn't OnlyFans for up-and-comers? Isn't she already an established actress?
Speaker 3:Is she broke? She has to want to make some money on the side if she is doing that. But yeah, doesn't she have like a ton of things always out and playing and she's Denise Richards.
Speaker 2:I guess so she says that she wants to sell her nudes on the internet to make more money, since her job at a candy shop in Malibu simply wasn't cutting it. That's her daughter, sammy.
Speaker 3:That's definitely not Denise Richards. Oh, I was like whoa that's not, but also Sammy.
Speaker 2:it's Sammy Sheen, charlie Sheen's, her father Right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, candy shop could mean cocaine flying out the door. That's possible.
Speaker 3:I guess so. Or you know it could be best case scenario your parents are trying to instill some responsibility. Just because you have rich parents, you're still going to get a job to support yourself.
Speaker 2:Just call Charlie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean my dad's on speed dial constantly and it's not Charlie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm a big Charlie Sheen fan.
Speaker 3:Yeah, who doesn't love Charlie Sheen Tiger?
Speaker 2:Blood maniac. Just love him Just a little chaos.
Speaker 3:Clown that guy.
Speaker 2:Confident, toothless confidence. Yeah, that toothless confidence is the best confidence out there. It's something so, not long after Sammy started her OnlyFans, then her mother, Denise Richards, got on the platform.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:Which get out of here, mom.
Speaker 3:Get out of my room. Yeah, she literally walked into her room and was like what are you doing?
Speaker 1:She's like oh God, mom, she was painting balls out of my ass.
Speaker 3:I'm doing OnlyFans, Can you get out? And she's like no, I want to see. I'm your mother. I've seen it all Right. I've seen it all Right.
Speaker 2:So Sammy says she was initially really pissed off that her mom got on she's like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:This is so lame, lame Mom. Now it's lame for me to be on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she said that it was really annoying and weird.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 1:Which I do understand. Do you think it's a weird mother-daughter competition, where she used to be really hot and now she feels like she's fading? She's like I can still make more money than you.
Speaker 3:It could be, she could be going through some vain stuff.
Speaker 2:There's something going on.
Speaker 3:Vanity struggles.
Speaker 2:Yes, because as soon as she got on, Sammy says it's not that I was angry, because I'm always so supportive of everything she does. I was just frustrated that she started it really soon after I started mine.
Speaker 3:Copycat ass mom.
Speaker 2:And you know why would you go for the child when you can go for the mother? She's cutting out of Sammy's money.
Speaker 1:The weirdest thing to me is them having a TV show called Denise Richards and Her Wild Things. It's a callback to her getting railed by a threesome.
Speaker 2:Oh, that scene was hot.
Speaker 3:That was a really nice scene, wasn't it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, a lot of boys and gals came of age during that scene. Yes, really did, really really did, wasn't?
Speaker 1:that movie like a crime thriller.
Speaker 3:I don't remember, I just remember yes it was, yeah, it was a stupid, stupid crime thriller where, like this person did it, oh then he backstabbed this person, and it was actually this person did it, but that one, that person, backstabbed the other person and it was this plan all along.
Speaker 1:It was an excuse for the sex scene.
Speaker 3:It was an excuse.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they just wrote the sex scene and then built out the movie from there.
Speaker 3:They really did. Who was the guy?
Speaker 1:Matt Dillon.
Speaker 3:Matt Dillon, that's right.
Speaker 2:And the girl from Scream.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Not Naomi.
Speaker 3:They all just kept on just doing each other dirty left and right.
Speaker 2:And Matt Dillon's a funny guy because he's stupid looking, but also, again, I'm going to go big hog. I think he's got a big hog because he doesn't look really smart. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Neve Campbell was another one, totally Neve Campbell, so hot.
Speaker 2:Sammy is reportedly making $3 million on the site Nice.
Speaker 3:A little bit more than the candy shop.
Speaker 2:A lot more than the candy shop, which I agree with Kyle, I think that was some kind of euphemism for something.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's really weird. So then, so her mom's like overly judging her OnlyFans. I mean like huh, I could probably do that exact same pose and pull it off way better. Yeah, I mean like huh, I could probably do that exact same pose and pull it off way better. Yeah, I can probably. Amateur. She doesn't even know how to pose like that. I'll show her how it's done.
Speaker 1:These titties have been in Starship Troopers Right. Oh great People are going to want these, they do want those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, great movie. Yeah, she says we've been doing this for have our own fan bases and I'm happy that you're still doing it. We don't look at each other's pages or anything. I don't know what she's even posting on there. But yeah, I'm not upset about it, I'm dead.
Speaker 3:You know, when I saw Star Troopers as a kid, I expected to grow up in a world where everyone was mature enough to take co-ed showers all of the time.
Speaker 2:No Opposite now.
Speaker 3:That's what I thought. I thought that's what I was going to grow into. I'm like oh, look, everyone's like an adult and everyone just walks around like it's all fucking kosher. Everyone's like look at this scumbag, but she has tits.
Speaker 2:No, we've really gone backwards. I thought the future was going to be different. I was looking forward to it. We was going to be different, I was looking forward to it. We got all the dumb stuff from the future, but we're going to have a lot of cool stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I wanted to get one of those microwaves that makes pizza really fast, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Ooh yeah, you put it in tiny. Yeah, like Back to the Future tier it's boing big pizza.
Speaker 2:It'd be nice. Also, you lose weight when you eat pizza.
Speaker 1:Such bullshit, Everything that tastes good, is bad Unless you throw it up. Oh, that's true. Yeah, binge and purge. You heard it here.
Speaker 2:I had a good bomb sesh this week. Love it, not for bulimic reasons, although we've all been there. Take care of yourself.
Speaker 3:Yes, reach out.
Speaker 2:Indeed. So they say you just have to ignore the hate, live your life and be you. And it's not an easy thing to do. That's what they say. It's not easy to do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I cannot imagine how weird that is. I thought it was weird when my mom hopped on Instagram.
Speaker 2:It is weird, the whole thing's weird, not your mother.
Speaker 3:Right, no yeah.
Speaker 2:It's weird when your parents are on any platform that you're on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, You're like, oh God, yeah, I had her. I had, I had her blocked as like, as like an upset, like young teenager. And then I was like, okay, fine, I won't block her anymore, but if she bothers me on my stories, and it's like why are you posting that now, right? And I'm like, okay, right, mom, I'm an adult, I post what I want. And she's like don't make that face on your stories, mija, you're too beautiful. And I'm like, okay, that's it, no more.
Speaker 2:You know, when parents say that you're beautiful, it's always like you look so ugly. You're beautiful. Why do you look so ugly? Ugly? He's like. I don't know why the fuck you did it. You're the one who made this.
Speaker 1:My family would always be like you used to be in such good shape, but they would never tell me when I was in good shape. It's always the used to.
Speaker 3:It's always yeah, it's past tense, and then somewhere back there.
Speaker 2:All right, everyone. Well, thank you for listening. We have a bunch of stuff to get to. We'll be back tomorrow and we will discuss a bit of UFOs because there's some new stuff. I mean, you know, it's whatever. I feel like every time there's new stuff. Now it's almost old already, as soon as we hear about it.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2:But you know also, we'll stick with another little paranormal story too, but it's real. Ooh, we might have ourselves a Bud of the Week.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a person. Is it a doorstep in India?
Speaker 2:No, I thought it would be an alien. No, no, we don't know them yet.
Speaker 3:Unidentified Earth Impaler that's what they call them now right.
Speaker 2:Please, please, god, kill me now. It's an Unidentified.
Speaker 3:Earth Impaler Bum, bum bum. I-e-i, u-i-e, i-e-i Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, fantastic. Thank you all so much for listening. We'll be back tomorrow. Oh, also, go and rate and review. You can go to Spotify, or what is it? Apple Podcasts? Yes, and unlike some scumbags, we don't buy comments and positive reviews.
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