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Episode 32: Gray-skinned Space Brothers and James Van Der Beek's Vanderbutt
Cancer, werewolves, and aliens collide in this wild exploration of the unusual and unexplained. We begin with James Van Der Beek's heartbreaking revelation about his battle with stage three colorectal cancer. The Dawson's Creek star opened up about how his diagnosis stripped away his identity as a husband, father, and provider – leaving him questioning his purpose and worth. Through this struggle, Van Der Beek discovered something profound about self-love and divine connection that transcends his roles in life.
From one rare human experience to another, we meet the extraordinary 18-year-old Indian teenager who just claimed the Guinness World Record for the world's hairiest male face. With 95% of his face covered in hair due to the ultra-rare "werewolf syndrome," this young man shows remarkable confidence, declaring "I like who I am and I don't want to change my look" despite facing significant challenges and occasional cruelty from strangers.
The conversation then launches into the cosmos as we navigate the fascinating taxonomy of alleged alien species – from the classic "Greys" with their almond-shaped eyes to the Nordic "Space Brothers" and the controversial reptilian theories popularized by David Icke. We examine how attitudes toward UFO sightings have evolved; where witnesses once faced ridicule and ruined lives, there's now growing mainstream acceptance of unexplained aerial phenomena.
We ponder the philosophical implications of human space exploration – are we not aliens ourselves when we travel to other planets? The search for extraterrestrial life continues through legitimate scientific fields like astrobiology and exobiology, focusing particularly on environments containing water as the fundamental building block for life as we understand it.
Whether you're a UFO enthusiast, fascinated by rare medical conditions, or simply enjoy thought-provoking conversations that challenge conventional perspectives, this episode delivers with humor, heart, and the occasional uncomfortable truth. Join us as we celebrate the weird and wonderful aspects of human existence – both on this planet and potentially beyond.
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Speaker 3:I love it.
Speaker 2:Nice to be getting those back into my life. I love you all very much. Today we will talk a little bit about aliens, because I have a list, and yes, it's from Wikipedia Only the best source for information.
Speaker 1:Not the ones that Trump is trying to get rid of right.
Speaker 2:No, those are undocumented, human beings. Yes, indeed.
Speaker 1:We are doing the unidentified Earth impalers.
Speaker 2:Exactly Gotcha, which I believe are already here, and those are if I ran for president in 10 years. Round them up. Round up no Mexicans, you can stay. We're talking about alien aliens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lizard paypal. I mean, they could probably pop out and just be like. You guys know, we were here first and like the entire time.
Speaker 2:So you're going to enslave us? Then yeah, all right. All right, I'd give the aliens a shot.
Speaker 1:I would give them a shot.
Speaker 2:I'd give the aliens a shot. I would give them a shot, I'd give the reptilians a fucking shot yeah totally, why not?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was a Twilight Zone episode. It was my favorite one when all the aliens came and they had a book that they were like. This is our book to you, and it's called To Serve man.
Speaker 2:So they thought, you know.
Speaker 3:And then at the end the lady's getting on and they're like don't do it, it's a cookbook.
Speaker 2:I love it, it's a served man. The Simpsons also did that.
Speaker 1:Oh did they, yeah, they copied that exact storyline. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you're going to eat people, you're coming to America first. We are the cattle of the earth, we are the human cattle of the earth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess, but it would also be like stopping at McDonald's of the earth. Yeah, I guess it, but it would also be like stopping at.
Speaker 3:McDonald's of the earth. Yeah, you could go somewhere healthier.
Speaker 1:But everyone's like, ah, you know, I kind of want to hate myself about this meal, but really enjoy it. Let's just go to America.
Speaker 2:It's a treat. It's a treat. We're going to go to Utah as a treat family and we only get to eat three kids, okay, yes, it's a popcorn bucket, all right. Well, before we get to all that, james Van Der Beek has cancer. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 2:I don't want your life. I don't Remember that no Varsity Blues. Oh, I don't want your life.
Speaker 1:Okay, that did not help me remember it further.
Speaker 2:Did you see it? No, well, that's why you don't remember. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I don't have the memory.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, he's got ass cancer. Oh, that sucks.
Speaker 1:That sucks, that's got to be the worst place to have cancer.
Speaker 2:Oh, imagine you have to scratch it all the time and then you're sniffing Dog. Yeah, you do have to live like a dog a little bit, don't you? Yeah, you do.
Speaker 1:Cancer is a thing that you start itching. Well, that's why animals, it starts scratching at you.
Speaker 2:Yes, animals smell cancer Really. Yeah, I think that you feel it inside of your body.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he has stage three colorectal cancer, which I do believe is anal. Yeah, he has the word rectal, yes, which I do believe is anal. Yeah, it has the word rectal. Yes, and it is affected in his marriage. It revealed.
Speaker 1:How is that?
Speaker 3:Sometimes people have a hard time.
Speaker 1:Shoe colors come out.
Speaker 3:That's very true.
Speaker 1:She was like whoa whoa. We said till death, not through cancer. What?
Speaker 3:the hell, is that Not currently dying Well?
Speaker 2:he has revealed. The diagnosis has left him feeling like he cannot provide for his wife and six children, whoa.
Speaker 1:That is a lot of children.
Speaker 2:You better start getting yourself a job.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:And then his kids are looking at him like and saying I don't want your life. You go out and be an actor like your father, james Jr Vanderbrook.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, why doesn't he Now? He's worried about the kids.
Speaker 2:He's only 48 years old, that's very sad and he put a video out and it was entitled what Cancer Taught Me? Yes, so cancer is the teacher.
Speaker 1:Did he? How long has he did? He just got diagnosed.
Speaker 2:He just got diagnosed.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So he told 1.6 million followers that this past year has been the hardest of his life Wow, even harder than his senior year in high school. Wow, which we all watched play out live on.
Speaker 3:Varsity.
Speaker 1:Blues yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3:And in Angus. Oh, angus was amazing. He was the bad guy. It's one of my favorite movies ever. You ever see Angus Jerry?
Speaker 2:Oh, it's so good About a big fat kid named Angus people make fun of, but he's also funny.
Speaker 3:And then he punches James Van Der Beek at the end right in the face. Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 2:Oh, Ang, I was younger. I used to define myself as an actor, which was never all that fulfilling, and then I became a husband and it was much better.
Speaker 1:And then I became a father and that was the ultimate. Aw.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and now he has butt cancer, aw. And then he says all of those definitions that I cared so deeply about they were stripped from me, so he's all mad.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, cancer will do that.
Speaker 2:But I don't think it's not. Hmm, I'm not going to tell him how to deal with it. He says I was away for treatment so I could no longer be a husband who was helpful to my wife. Well, she's a grown adult.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she can take care of herself. Hold down the fort.
Speaker 2:I could no longer be a father who could pick up his kids and put them to bed and be there for them. I could not be a provider because I wasn't working. I was faced with the question if I am just too skinny, weak guy alone in an apartment with cancer, what am I?
Speaker 1:Aw, that is really sad, is it sad?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The matrix has been stripped. It took away his purpose.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, your purpose? Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but then he found Christ.
Speaker 2:I wish I was skinny. I mean, you know the weak part. That would suck. But alone in an apartment, that sounds pretty good, that's not bad. But then with cancer, Then I'm out again With cancer with your six kids that you can't hug or lift up? Yeah, that is sad yeah. I mean, is he guaranteed to die from this?
Speaker 1:No, no right, He'll be fine. It sounds like a death sentence, like the way he's like.
Speaker 2:We need a butthole transplant ASAP.
Speaker 1:We need a colon transplant.
Speaker 2:Well, there was just a five-car pileup on I-95. I think there's probably a butthole there we could mine.
Speaker 1:Uh yeah.
Speaker 2:Ever since I've gotten Randy's butthole, my farts have just been smelling like Hardee's or Carl's Jr. Yeah, yeah and his wife says that my butthole reminds her of him still.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, totally. And she's like I know that smell anywhere. Oh, I know that smell anywhere.
Speaker 2:It's just so nice to just be reminded of him again. He's still alive in your ass. Yeah, it's like when people get a new heart and they say I can feel my heart sun beating through your chest.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then sometimes people even be like I woke up wanting chicken nuggets. I never liked chicken nuggets before.
Speaker 3:That's her favorite meal.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:And you'd be like that was Berbertha's favorite meal and you have her heart, yeah, yeah. I saw this episode once of a monk where this lady, he, was like how do?
Speaker 2:I know you, oh, an episode of monk, of monk, okay, not of a monk.
Speaker 1:No, not an episode of a monk, but monk the detective and he, I think he ran into a lady on the street who ended up taking his dead wife's eyeballs. So he was like the whole episode, like why do I know you? You're so familiar. And then it was like because when your wife died, like she gave me your eyes.
Speaker 2:He was like he's blown him in the alleyway.
Speaker 3:Yeah, mrs Monk, yeah.
Speaker 2:You just got monked. Yeah, damn it. That's when you have sex with a man, because he has your wife's eyes.
Speaker 1:Yep Literally.
Speaker 2:Well, james Van Der Beek says I am worthy of God's love simply because I exist. And that's true, james.
Speaker 1:That is true.
Speaker 2:And he says and if I'm worthy of God's love, should I also be worthy of my own?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Mr Van Der. Beek love yourself Absolutely Love yourself, love yourself.
Speaker 1:How in the hell are you going to love anybody else?
Speaker 2:Exactly yeah. And then he says, as I move through this healing portal toward recovery I wanted to share this with you because that revelation has came to me in no small part and there's a picture of him and his five children, and they are quite young. So, yes, maybe too young to get jobs, but he has a beautiful family. He does.
Speaker 1:And, of course, we wish the best for Vanderbeek and his Vanderbutt he is how long have you been sitting on that one? I?
Speaker 2:haven't but my Vanderbutt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it just comes to me right in real time. I love that. I love it.
Speaker 2:I never have to premeditate anything. God just comes, speaks. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1:That's what I've said, that in court before too. I never have to premeditate anything. Officer.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, he says. I certainly don't claim to know what God is or explain God, but my efforts to connect God are on an ongoing process. That is a constant unfolding mystery to me. So life comes with blessings that you don't foresee. Yeah, and perhaps that's what this is going to be. Yes, yes so his colorectal cancer is going to get him closer to God.
Speaker 3:But hopefully he lives. Stage three is very survivable.
Speaker 2:It is.
Speaker 3:I looked it up. Yeah, great Well that's good.
Speaker 2:Thank God, we can't lose Vanderbeek.
Speaker 1:I know, yeah, no, he's pretty epic. I like the guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, let's see here. I want to talk about this Now. This is butt of the week, oh.
Speaker 1:Who Not cancer?
Speaker 2:No, cancer is not butt of the week, okay, although sometimes, as I've said before, it kills people I don't like, and I've got a couple of people that I would like to talk to. Cancer about, oh, geez, okay. And cancer If I give you a home address, you want to show up. So there's a teenager, and no, he is not butt of the week, okay, but he has a one in a billion werewolf syndrome and he has won the world record for hairiest male face, wow. So the butt of the week is the hairy male face.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, that's. Look at God, that's.
Speaker 2:Look at him.
Speaker 1:That's a person for real that looks like the Lorax.
Speaker 2:Yes, he's an 18 year old boy. He lives in India.
Speaker 1:He's 18.
Speaker 2:95% of his face is covered up by hair. It's called werewolf syndrome and I think it looks pretty freaking cool. He looks not happy well, he's probably not recognizing yet there's going to be someone that is going to love this for him. Yeah, they're going to have sex with him all the time oh yeah, there's people.
Speaker 1:There's fetishes are waking up as we speak his name is leilat.
Speaker 2:He's one of around of only. He's one of only 50 documented cases reported worldwide since the Middle Ages, making him one in a billion.
Speaker 1:Wow, so he is. That's a lot of shaving that he has to do. He looks like he doesn't even bother anymore.
Speaker 2:I don't think that you can. I mean, it's just so much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, maybe you could nare it. Well that's got an itch.
Speaker 1:Oh, imagine nare all over your face.
Speaker 2:I never really understood how nair worked. Does it just burn the hair off your body?
Speaker 1:It doesn't burn the hair. It burns when it's working. But yeah, it like pulls it, just like it destroys the hair follicle just right at the tip and then it just like it like melts the hair. But then you never have to shave again. No, is that?
Speaker 2:it? No, you do. No, it just lasts a little bit, your body recovers. Well, classmates used to make fun of them, but now who's holding a fucking guinness book of world record?
Speaker 2:yeah not those classmates yeah the team even shares glimpses of his daily life on his youtube channel. It's got 108 000 followers. You can follow us on YouTube at OK Bud and, of course, death and Entertainment. He traveled to Milan for a show and he has a lot of people that are looking at him and saying it's interesting. He says it's very rare that people are not treating me well. Most people are good to me. It depends on the person.
Speaker 1:Aw, wow. Who the hell would be an asshole to this guy?
Speaker 2:It's Werewolf Guy. I'm getting him a shot. You see Werewolf Guy walking into a. A silver bullet, no, wow.
Speaker 1:Just a Coors Light Inappropriate.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's true, that's nice, that's nice, that's probably a funny joke you could play on him. Yeah, silver bullet, coors. Wow it, silver bullet. Oh, there you go. Wow, thank you. It was a full moon last night. It was a blood moon last night. It was gorgeous, it was.
Speaker 1:It was so pretty and, yeah, I guess that was the. Is that the night that things should have gotten weird or something? What happens on blood moons? Someone sacrificed.
Speaker 2:Well, that's above our pay grade. We're not invited to those parties. No, we are not. I bet you something happened last night.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Real weird. It was a beautiful moon though.
Speaker 1:It was so pretty.
Speaker 3:Yeah, gotta burn your tampons. Why? What For the blood moon?
Speaker 1:I shouldn't have asked the first day of school.
Speaker 2:He says the first day of school wasn't so good because the other kids were scared of me, but then they got to know me, Then they realized I'm not so different from them. Yeah, isn't that nice. So weird werewolf facial hair. You're butt of the week. I love that. He says I am speechless. I don't know what to say because I'm happy to get this recognition. He does not look happy. Well, he is. You can't see it because he's covered in hair.
Speaker 1:I can still see a frown on his face. He does?
Speaker 3:I think it might be the way the hair is cut. Yeah, he needs to cut. He needs to cut it smiley he needs to cut it.
Speaker 1:Smile the eyes, and the eyes are frowning. The lips are frowning he's not smart.
Speaker 2:What's it called smizing, smizing?
Speaker 3:he's not smizing crash trap bullshit looks like he got he's holding like a diploma.
Speaker 1:Looks like he's got like a dui, though it literally looks like a mugshot, like search and stand for me there, turn to the side.
Speaker 2:Well, he can't smile all the time.
Speaker 1:You get a bunch of hair in your teeth oh my god, getting arrested with him must be a nightmare yeah, yeah, they're beating him.
Speaker 3:Oh, why, what?
Speaker 1:No, they just have to search his face for drugs constantly.
Speaker 2:Oh, that is oh, speaking of not being able to do cocaine. Yeah, you got something there, lallet. We love you, bro, but you just like you take all the cocaine. Yeah, you don't even snort. I don't think you've ever snorted it.
Speaker 3:I don't feel anything, guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's because you're human carpet.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So this kind of makes it tough, yeah. But anyway he says I like who I am and I don't want to change my look. So I love that story, hey, and I love this young boy, 18 years old. That's confidence, it is confidence.
Speaker 3:I ain't changing for nobody Hell no, fuck him.
Speaker 2:This is my hairy face.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's his hairy face and I think it's kind of cool, and back in the day they would have killed his ass, so he's actually very lucky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they would have been. Like it's an abomination.
Speaker 2:I used to kill my red-headed people on a regular basis.
Speaker 1:They did yeah when.
Speaker 2:Oh, they thought we were like demons or something. And it's like, yeah, just because we spawned from the fucking devil doesn't make us demons.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Moron.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we're smarter.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we have a different pain sensitivity.
Speaker 1:You do, okay, we do.
Speaker 2:Redheads have different pain sensitivity.
Speaker 3:Go, google it.
Speaker 2:Higher pain sensitivity or Different. We have a different pain sensitivity.
Speaker 1:What do you mean different?
Speaker 3:We can deal with pain differently than new norms, so you have a higher pain tolerance.
Speaker 2:Or weaker, but it takes us more pain. What do you call it? Yes, I can feel you poking at me.
Speaker 1:I'm not poking, I'm flicking.
Speaker 2:You're flicking my fat arm.
Speaker 3:No when it comes down to like uh getting not euthanized, not circumcised, when you go to surgery.
Speaker 2:You got to get anesthetized anesthetized.
Speaker 3:It takes more for the redheads than everybody else would you find there there may be a mutation to the mc1r gene, which is responsible for red hair and may also influence pain perception. So you have reduced pain tolerance.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 3:So that means, yeah, you get hurt more Mm-hmm Sensitive.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we are a little sensitive, aren't we? Yeah, despite the fact everyone treats us like fucking trash.
Speaker 1:Well, you scare us sir.
Speaker 2:Sorry, God made me the way I am.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, let's talk a little bit about UFOs. Who?
Speaker 1:is. Ufos, ah, unidentified flying objects or alien life in general, I still think unidentified earth impalers is something we should seriously consider.
Speaker 2:I think that you're onto it.
Speaker 3:I don't like the rebranding that the government's done now with UAPs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's stupid, it's UFO.
Speaker 3:It's UFO. Yeah, you ain't changing my mind.
Speaker 2:Well, are they flying, are they floating, are they under the water? We simply don't know.
Speaker 1:They are under the water. That's exactly where it's come on, and we all know where they're at.
Speaker 2:It's called astrobiology. That's a term that refers to studying all life anywhere in the universe. That's been replaced by exobiology the study of extraterrestrial life exclusively and therefore is now officially a science Exobiology.
Speaker 1:Don't they need, like something to go off of to study a body of sorts?
Speaker 2:Well, there was this body that was found in 2023.
Speaker 1:No shit.
Speaker 2:Yes, but it may have been debunked. So there was a little thing and maybe it was papier-mâché.
Speaker 3:That's what they looked like.
Speaker 2:What so? This was two years ago. Alien bodies with three fingers. They were found with unknown DNA and eggs inside of them. They were presented by a UFO expert to the Mexican Congress. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:So they're very serious. It's always in Mexico.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they're still open-minded. And of course Mexico has been the home of. You know they got pyramids in Mexico we don't talk about. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I went and saw them in Tulum. Yeah, everyone's just talking about Egypt.
Speaker 2:Egypt, fucking Mexico has pyramids too. Yeah, yeah, totally. But why doesn't no one cares? I don't know. I mean I pyramids. You're like, oh, that must be the Egyptians. It's like, no, the Mexicans probably made them in Egypt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2:I'm done with all this. Oh, ufos made the slaves. No, it's Mexicans did everything yeah they did everything.
Speaker 1:What the hell is that?
Speaker 2:That's the body. That is the body and it was found with non-human DNA. It's resting, it's very tiny. It was found in Peru and it's said to be a thousand years old. Again, it has been debunked. But Jamie Moussan, he led the investigation into the alien phenomenon for decades. He stood with scientists to unveil two corpses in what he called a watershed event, a big event, watershed. So the researchers made the claims that the corpses presented in windowed boxes were our terrestrial evolution, with 30% of their genetic compensation still unknown.
Speaker 3:Again, I do believe it was figured out to be mostly glue, but you never know.
Speaker 1:So that would be the non-human DNA. It would be from a horse. Yeah, that would be the non-human dna. Would be exactly a horse. Yeah, that would be the non-human.
Speaker 3:Oh my god you're right, that's non-human dna you can't just stick.
Speaker 1:You can't just look around for things in objects and be like that's not human dna, it's like, yeah, I know it's a, it's a, it's an object well, there, there's a little human DNA in here.
Speaker 2:Larry, you want to explain that?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, the thing is, at night I get really lonely. You didn't say I couldn't fuck the aliens. That's why I took this job. Do they not have eggs, do they?
Speaker 1:not have eggs.
Speaker 2:That's why I took the job Fuck all the aliens. So they have been. They analyze them. They say these specimens are not part of our terrestrial evolution. These aren't beings that were found at a UFO wreckage site. They were found in a diatom mine and they were later fossilized. So isn't that kind of interesting. And of course, again this story was debunked. But that doesn't matter, because the mind is powerful.
Speaker 3:It is and.
Speaker 2:I do believe, and I think everyone believes, UFO sightings are on the rise and the government can no longer lie about it because we all got our phones.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep.
Speaker 2:We're all directors of our own life, and there's simply no denying there's something up there.
Speaker 1:There's something up there.
Speaker 2:There's other things going on in the sky, absolutely it's not controlled by us or people of the earth absolutely, and I've seen the the way the us planes are falling out of the sky. Maybe we do need a ufo, an alien airline yeah, uh, there's three eggs inside this thing. Now those eggs can be like egg eggs. Yeah, exactly, so they're just eggs, so they're not like alien eggs.
Speaker 1:They look to be like some chicken eggs. They look like actual little Easter bunny eggs.
Speaker 2:Yes, right, so it's the Easter bunny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't even be surprised if the Easter bunny was real anymore.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't either. I mean honestly, you know, in all the shows where people and aliens and animals all coexist, and it's all fun and games. Maybe sometimes they're cartoons.
Speaker 2:Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 1:Winnie the Pooh, BoJack Horseman.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, All of the stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, alien stuff. I think maybe the love of my life is somewhere out there, not on this earth.
Speaker 2:I love that for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:He's got a dick in the back. He's got a pussy in the front. He's got a boob on his head.
Speaker 1:He doesn't even use those pronouns.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:Wow, what pronouns does the alien use?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I haven't met them yet.
Speaker 3:Futuristic ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, future ones, ones that we don't even know of, korg identify as Klorg and Lobbler, exactly, exactly, lobbler and Klorb, and yeah, and then I'm like, oh my God, I just love the way he says that yeah, you, ms, clarked me oh my God, don't Ms Clark him.
Speaker 2:You called me a flubber. I'm not a flubber, I'm a lubber. You know that I will demand more jello. I do think they're a Jell-O eating bunch. Yeah, so there's a lot of different types of aliens, for example, the Flatwoods Monster.
Speaker 1:God, oh, my God.
Speaker 2:That's a tall humanoid with a spade-shaped head.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, isn't that the most popular one?
Speaker 2:That's very popular. Looks like the one we decided.
Speaker 1:Aliens look like.
Speaker 2:Well, the most popular one is your greys. That's the one that you see with the big old eyes, almond eyes. They're all gray and skinny, being like I could be on RuPaul's Drag Race.
Speaker 1:Right, totally.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd probably win the fucking show if I wanted to.
Speaker 1:I could slay. I'd put this one, thanks my God, oh, imagine that outfit on a drag queen though.
Speaker 2:I know they have drag that would really fucking work. They have drag queen bodies. Our friend Karen Beaches.
Speaker 1:They really do.
Speaker 2:We finally saw Karen Beaches, our friend, who works over at a joint here on Mondays. My God, he is just a beautiful man.
Speaker 1:I know and he's like super in shape and like. Yeah. Gray skin yeah yeah, yeah, so they're gray skinned.
Speaker 2:They're humanoids. They're around 3.3 feet tall, so that's kind of creepy.
Speaker 1:I wonder who drew the first, who had the first drawing of an alien?
Speaker 2:A virgin. A virgin did that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like someone was like. Okay, first of all, that just kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in that music video.
Speaker 2:Yeah, beautiful people.
Speaker 1:That's the one.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I interviewed Dan Aykroyd back in the day and he swears he saw a gray. Yes, Dan Aykroyd, big believer in UFOs. Wow, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:I would love to see not just the ship, yeah.
Speaker 2:I want to see a thing. Well, I think you might actually have one in your house, because its descriptors are much like your cat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's hairless. It has a large head, black, almond-shaped eyes, nostrils without a nose. It's got slits for a mouth, no ears, three to four fingers, including a thumb, which that's good if you want to hitch a ride. They also have a predominant sort of. They are the ones who contacted us in the 1960s.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, yeah, those are the ones.
Speaker 2:Yes, when you talk about any kind of alien contract with human beings, you're talking with the Greys. Yes, but they're tiny, the Greyskies. Are they tiny? They're three feet tall.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought they were. I think it's more realistic that they're really, really tall and skinny.
Speaker 2:But I don't know, Because I guess well, yeah, because there's less gravity there.
Speaker 1:Maybe yeah, something like that. They stretch upwards.
Speaker 2:I think you just want to have a reason to be sexually attracted to them.
Speaker 3:Well, who doesn't? It all depends on how much sunlight they need. What do you mean? That's why Eskimos they don't have as much sunlight, so they're smaller and shorter, that's not how that works the. Norwegians are all huge. They get a lot of sunlight Right.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I have no idea. I have no idea. The Germans are tall.
Speaker 1:That, that was wild. That was a wild thing he just said.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it's a real theory. That's wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not even sure if Eskimo is the right term anymore. Whoa, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I actually don't know. I'm Miss Clarking people too.
Speaker 2:You're Miss Clarking you.
Speaker 1:Miss Clarked them the whole time.
Speaker 2:There's also the Hopskinville Goblin. That's a small greenish, silver, human, super humanoid kind of fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Then of course, you have your Little Green Men.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Those were sort of I believe was it Little Green Men in the War of the Worlds. The radio play.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That caused a frenzy back in the day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that everyone thought was actually happening.
Speaker 2:That was awesome Get down, get down. What a great social experiment that was, wasn't it awesome?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 2:We learned that people aren't going to handle it very well.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think the government was like well, we were going to disclose. Aliens are real, but remember that fake time? Yeah, Everyone was fucking freaked out and almost burnt down their cities and it was like a radio play. Yeah, it was like not real at all. Maybe we'll just keep it close to the chest until we really figure this out. So the little green men, they're diminutive green humanoids. Even though a few abductions have referred to a green skin, no report has ever involved anything that would fit the classic cultural stereotype of little green men yeah so it's just.
Speaker 2:It's a cultural stereotype, it's a social construct yeah, well, again, someone drew the first alien.
Speaker 1:Yeah, someone made this a thing and was like, yeah, I think this is what this looks like. Let's just go with that they should have given them dongs or big old vaginas or something. There's not even a nipple on them.
Speaker 2:They didn't make a choice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:And that's the bad part. Like art, I don't care if I like it or don't like it. Make a choice.
Speaker 1:Make a choice, come in, damn it. Yeah, seems to have like nails.
Speaker 2:No, not really yeah. Huge testicles, If that's what that is that would have been amazing If, like the first human, this huge set of nuts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But they didn't do that because they were weak. You have your Nordic aliens. These are sometimes referred to as Space Brothers. Whoa A Space Brother. They're black now.
Speaker 1:Space Brothers.
Speaker 2:Yes, they're black, okay, Kyle, and they're starring in a new movie called White Girls 2, which is happening.
Speaker 1:Let's go. Oh, my God, oh, I'm so excited for that.
Speaker 2:Jerry and I just watched Little man. Holy fucking shit.
Speaker 1:That movie is crazy they are not allowed to make movies like that anymore.
Speaker 2:Little man. For those that don't know, it's Damon Wayans, or it was. Marlon Wayans is a short person gangster and he goes on the lam and he tries to steal this diamond from this couple. So he pretends to be a baby and they all just believe it, even though he's got his old person head yeah, he has a totally old person and he's being like perverted to like all the like grown women around him.
Speaker 1:I think he like shoved his tongue in a girl, he like made out with a woman yes.
Speaker 2:And then one time he was getting his diaper changed, he kept trying to push the girl's head towards his cock. Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then they're like oh my god, this baby is so crazy. Oh my god, wow, he's like he, you're actually selling this movie?
Speaker 3:No, it's worth it.
Speaker 1:No, I mean watch it. Like I said, they're not allowed to make movies like this anymore.
Speaker 2:No, it's no Jack and Jill, it is not, it is not, but I can't wait for White Girls 2. Oh, I can't fucking wait.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2:They really capture white women.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:So the Nordic aliens, these are the ones that are sexualized. They're the tall whites, the Venusians, the Palladians.
Speaker 1:They're humanoids.
Speaker 2:They're tall blonde.
Speaker 1:They have blue eyes. Wait what?
Speaker 2:They're just super hot. Okay, they're like Fabio.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's just not realistic. What do you mean? What do you mean? They're just hot, tall blonde people.
Speaker 3:Why can't that be an alien? They're actually space brothers.
Speaker 2:They're all just like James Van Der Beek yeah yeah, but of course I don't know what kind of cancer they get. They're also Agarthians, from Agartha.
Speaker 3:Agartha.
Speaker 2:Agartha. So that kind of brings their sexy level down because they're Agarthian.
Speaker 1:What is Agarth? Okay, now I feel like I'm in Dune. Yeah, get ready for the Garthians to attack.
Speaker 3:And just think of Wayne's world. Yeah, garth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you ever get the feeling that Benjamin is just not one of us. Anyway, those are that. And then, of course, you have your reptilians and your reptileoids yep, and there's a bunch of people, uh that talk about that, including david ike, and I've watched way too much david ike, um, and he is insane. But he's also fun because at first he thought he was jesus christ. He was a former soccer player in the uk, then he retired, then he was jesus christ for a while, but then a couple of his predictions didn't come true. So then he said I'm not jesus anymore.
Speaker 2:He was a former soccer player in the UK, then he retired, then he was Jesus Christ for a while, but then a couple of his predictions didn't come true. So then he said I'm not Jesus anymore. But he does know how to communicate with the alien world and he has been talking about reptilians for quite a while and, as we've talked about before, I do think if reptilians were found to be true, it would last about two weeks into the news cycle and then no one would care.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean honestly, I think it's really strange that they even have multiple species subspecies without ever seeing one alien. There's one dude that has a whole Wikipedia page that's like, yeah, well, you've got your. Garthians, you've got your space, brothers.
Speaker 2:Well, they're a sad bunch. The UFO community, it's a belt people. Yeah, you know a lot of belts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:They got their suspenders.
Speaker 1:And I feel like some of them, a couple of them, have the stories of being abducted.
Speaker 2:A couple of them do, Most of them again. You know an uncle Right. It was a little bit of a problem, Right you In Uncle Right, it was a little bit of a problem, right, you know. And then they just kind of separate what happened to them and they say, no, I must have been abducted.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that's where they mined my juices, yep. But then there are a few like Fire in the Sky, which is a fantastic movie, a couple of stories that totally hold up, yeah. And there's missing time and people are like I don't know something real weird happened.
Speaker 1:That's weird. Yeah, I love watching those.
Speaker 2:I love watching those, so there are a few. I did a UFO show for a little while. I'm blanking on the name of it.
Speaker 1:What was the TV show I do? I don't know. Ghost.
Speaker 2:Hunters? No, it wasn't Ghost Hunters, it's called, like I don't know, Agent Aliens, something. No, what the hell was the show I did? Anyway, I was all over it. You can still watch it in hotel rooms.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:My face occasionally pops up, and then I'll get a message being like saw you on TV.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:But there are a lot of situations that are simply not explained.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And the people that believe in it, for the most part until recent times. It would ruin their entire lives.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So people that would come forward and be like I was abducted. I saw an alien, they were mocked, they were fired.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, they were demonized, criticized, crucified, and now, for the first time, people are like all right, let's talk about it. Yeah, but for the longest time there was no reason to come forward, so there was no incentive, for they weren't making money.
Speaker 1:Definitely they weren't making money. Definitely not. No one was listening to them.
Speaker 2:And now, for the first time, you can make a little bit of money. So it does. You do wonder who's telling the truth and who ain't. And that's all part of it. That's why it's a large PSYOP, isn't it?
Speaker 1:It is. I really, really hope that I get to see it in my lifetime C1. Yeah or an extraterrestrial situation or an extraterrestrial situation.
Speaker 2:Well, we saw what happened with the drones in. Was it Boston?
Speaker 3:Was it in Jersey? It was in Jersey.
Speaker 2:You know people trying to shoot them down and shit, yeah, which I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 1:That makes sense, I would, yeah.
Speaker 2:I would yeah. I'd probably shoot a couple of aliens.
Speaker 3:If you have the resources, if you have the time, if you're just looking up in the middle of the day, not at work. I threw rocks at one. It was following us, a drone. What?
Speaker 2:Oh, during Halloween. Yeah, so the search for extraterrestrial life. It is clearly grasped by imaging and the Okay, so basically what this is saying? What this is saying is humans are going to want to go to Mars to examine Earth for that area and they're finding a lot of things like water.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And when you see water, you know human life can live. They call it the hydrosphere.
Speaker 1:Not human life, but life.
Speaker 2:Life in general.
Speaker 1:Yeah, life can begin.
Speaker 2:Just lastly, because Jerry has got to go teach yoga, which I love that for you.
Speaker 1:Gotta go teach some people how to stretch.
Speaker 2:Aliens are real. They totally are, and I can tell you this for 100%. Yeah, why? Why? Because every time we go to Mars, are we not aliens?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Perhaps the calls coming from within the house? Oh my God, Get up the call's coming from within your butt. It's colorectal cancer. Oh no, Hang up on it.
Speaker 1:Hang up on it, alienception.
Speaker 2:I don't want your butt.
Speaker 1:Is the butt in the room with you.
Speaker 2:I think so. Yeah, I'm about the butt, all right. Well, thank you all so much for listening to this very look at all. There's so much information out here.
Speaker 1:So much information, so many species of aliens to study, to decipher upon.
Speaker 2:And which one do you want to have sex with?
Speaker 1:And which one do you want to have sex with?
Speaker 2:Okay, budpod at gmailcom, let us know your alien stories.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I do want to talk about it a little bit more. I've had I had my fill for many, many years. I heard a lot about aliens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:From little troll types.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And now I'm just like you know, so I can dip back into it a little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the floodgates are like open a little bit more to just listening to something, possibly a little more rational than Right Right.
Speaker 2:So most people do, most people in a survey they do say they believe, yeah, in extraterrestrial life. And I also think there's something to human beings, just officially, sort of being humbled.
Speaker 1:Also yeah.
Speaker 2:By the fact that, like you know, there was a moment, I think, in time where we're like we're pretty good. Yeah, I think humans are fairly superior. I think now we're just sort of like we're mid humans might be mid.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh yeah, I'm starting to see the design flaws in all this right, yeah, yeah, like they're the smart ones are really stupid still yeah, pretty much I was just watching melissa gates talk about how why she divorced bill Gates because he kept on hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:She's like, that's gross dude.
Speaker 2:And he's supposed to be smart. Yeah, but no, he's also real. He's also Because he's just like but Jeffrey was nice to me, he's a nerd. Yeah, they're all just such, just a dweeb. Wow, all so much for listening. Oh, also, a deranged sicko lured a pregnant woman into his home.
Speaker 1:Oh, come on.
Speaker 2:Cut the baby out of her.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 3:We'll talk about that next week.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's a teaser.
Speaker 2:That's called a teaser.
Speaker 1:I'm a pro Lift hanger. Look at me at the edge of my seat. Any comments?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:They're all those brothers. That are all the actors. Yeah, the ones with the bulgy eyes.
Speaker 2:I was in Sweden, I was in Switzerland.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's not a fucking black person there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:They are the whitest, not a one. Woo, yeah, they can. Maybe they can take that brother term out.
Speaker 3:Pano man is talking about the UFOs. He said Jay and Jimmy, the UFOs.
Speaker 2:Oh, the UFOs Instead of the Usos A little WWE reference Ooh.
Speaker 3:Jeff said, bird Luger RIP.
Speaker 2:Bird Luger for life. For life, all right, everyone. Thank you for listening this week. Be back next, hail yourself. Talk to you soon. Bye.