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Epiosde 34: Sound Weapons, Swollen Testes, and Snacks That Make Criminals Confess
Step into the delightfully absurd world of "OK Bud," where hosts Ben Kissel, Jerii Aquino and Kyle Ploof offer a refreshing escape from the relentless heaviness of mainstream news. This episode delivers exactly what they promise: stories that won't cause family fights but will definitely make for entertaining dinner table conversations.
The duo kicks things off with a surprisingly heated debate about St. Patrick's heritage—was he Irish or Italian? From there, they dive into an update on Luigi Mangione, the healthcare CEO killer whose lawyers are challenging evidence collection methods. You'll learn how police obtain DNA in surprisingly sneaky ways, from soda cans to discarded pizza crusts, raising fascinating questions about privacy and legal boundaries.
Ever wondered what happens when a drone hits a porn star's testicles? Wonder no more. The hosts share the bizarre story of a Russian adult film actor whose "balls of steel" were put to the test on the Ukrainian battlefield. Meanwhile, in Belgrade, peaceful protesters experienced the terrifying reality of sonic weapons that cause vomiting and disorientation—a disturbing trend that's appearing at demonstrations worldwide.
Along the way, you'll hear about Tracy Morgan's courtside mishap at a Knicks game, the tragic story of wrongfully accused politician Bud Dwyer, and a compelling theory about snack foods as criminal investigation tools. It's the perfect antidote to doom-scrolling—strange, sometimes ridiculous, but always entertaining.
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Oh, we're having a curve level. We can be done with a curve level. Hello everybody, welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's going to be OK Bud. Ben Kissel at Instagram Ben Kissel1,. Joined by Jerry Aquino. Hello, hello At Miss underscore. Jerry, jerry, how are you feeling? Ben Kissel at Instagram. Ben Kissel 1, joined by.
Speaker 2:Jerry Aquino Hello at Miss underscore.
Speaker 1:Jerry. Jerry, how are you feeling?
Speaker 2:Oh, I met a lot of people named Patrick Saints yesterday.
Speaker 1:Okay, and Kyle Ploof. At Kyle Ploof, and what I learned my algorithm on my Instagram? It told me St Patrick is Irish. Yeah, wait, I'm sorry, italian, oh no, they all say St Patrick, he's Italian, he's not Irish. And they got into a big fight. And then the Irish are like no, he's Irish.
Speaker 3:These goddamn Italians aren't stealing our guy.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know. Check out St Patrick Italian, it's actually.
Speaker 2:Italian. It's actually Italian. It's Patrick Salvatore.
Speaker 1:It could be who knows what kind of snacks he enjoys. The only way we could really tell is if we know what kind of appetizer he gets at a pizzeria.
Speaker 2:It's probably Guinness.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, then he's definitely Irish. Yeah, well, speaking of Italians and people who really, I don't know, have changed the world. Much like St Patrick, there's St Luigi, oh yes, of course, st Luigi Manjus on me.
Speaker 2:Our beloved Luigi.
Speaker 1:Luigi Mangione is back in the news. Of course, he is the man who killed the CEO of a large healthcare company, and many people support this man. Yeah, including Bill Burr. Really, bill Burr is going off regularly on his support of Luigi. Really, it's kind of bizarre.
Speaker 2:I want to hear it.
Speaker 1:Well, he's always yelling about him, yeah, he does I mean he yells in general?
Speaker 2:Yes, you know he's always yelling about him. Yeah, he does. I mean he yells in general. Yes, you know he's like Right.
Speaker 1:And then you got Musker doing what he's doing in the White House, so CEOs aren't looking good.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because everyone's like. You all are very annoying.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, but this show. I have gotten some comments being like talk about Israel-Palestine, talk about all this stuff, but this show is a little bit of a. It's escapism.
Speaker 2:It is escapism.
Speaker 1:Because we all know. We all know everyone's reading the same shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everyone's covering all of the bad stuff and it's all been pretty bad. And then, once you start trying to update it and just follow it, you're like, oh, it's still bad, oh, still bad. And just to update you, it got worse. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1:And so this show we bring you squirrel news. Yeah, we'll bring you news about oh, this otter is eating other otters. It's Ollie the cannibal otter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:News you can use at the table that won't cause a family fight.
Speaker 2:That 75-year-old sister gets into a fight with a 67-year-old sister at a eulogy.
Speaker 1:That's why you come to our show, OK.
Speaker 2:Bud, that's why?
Speaker 1:Because everything's going to be OK, bud, because that's not your family.
Speaker 2:Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1:Or maybe it is. Then make the show, yeah, okbudpod at gmailcom.
Speaker 2:Have you done anything in?
Speaker 1:your family that could make the show. Please, god, luigi Mangione. Make the show. Please, god, luigi mangione. He has now claimed that cops illegally collected his dna by giving him snacks after they arrested him at a mcdonald's. So pennsylvania cops wait.
Speaker 2:What, what, what, what they gave him snacks at the McDonald's.
Speaker 1:After. So he had the McDonald's, although I don't think he got a big snack there.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It seems like. What did he order at McDonald's? Was it fries? I remember his order being very small.
Speaker 2:He likes fries.
Speaker 1:He seems like a fry guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. He's all ripped Well, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Yes, he is. It doesn't mean you can't. Yes, he is.
Speaker 1:You can still have a couple of fries every now and again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I love fries.
Speaker 1:It's your cheat meal after you kill a CEO. Obviously, every time you kill a CEO, you get the cheat meal. Yeah, yeah, makes sense. Fine, treat yourself. So Pennsylvania cops, potentially illegally collected Luigi Mangione's DNA when they gave him food and a little bit of soda at the police station the day he was under arrest.
Speaker 2:Don't they always do that?
Speaker 1:Well, when they want to get you to talk, yeah. It's one of the tricks they do.
Speaker 2:And also when they want to get your DNA.
Speaker 1:Well, but is that something they do?
Speaker 3:That's how it happened. Apparently they got it from him sipping a can of soda or something, Right, and that's what they're arguing Like. You can't do that, but they do it all the time.
Speaker 1:It's sacred.
Speaker 3:They steal it from people's cigarette ashes and cigarette trays. They're like oh, that's how we got you, that's how they caught. Rex Heu and the guy who killed all the sex workers in Long Island.
Speaker 1:The Gilgo Beach Killer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was eating pizza and he threw it in the trash. They took the pizza out and he got caught. That's a lesson to you Eat your crust.
Speaker 1:Eat the crust, damn it, it's a big crust. The crust is still pizza, yeah what the hell?
Speaker 2:Well, I mean it is, but it's not. It's more like the pizza handle.
Speaker 1:True, I understand that makes sense. You weren't here yesterday for our big Taco Bell debate. Yeah, we did a lot of food talk yesterday.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I can end any Taco Bell debates here. How Just Taco Bell, yes.
Speaker 1:Okay fine, Okay fine. Well, sticking with food, they gave Luigi Mangione some snacks and a soda, and how many people do you think have?
Speaker 2:confessed to murder because they wanted doritos. How many cases?
Speaker 1:probably a handful yes, I just and I think that that's something that we need to recognize is our snack brands. How many people, how many cases have they solved because someone's just like oh, I really want a frito scoops I'll tell you I killed my mother if I can get some scoops.
Speaker 2:So, like the chips people, they're missing a whole opportunity for ads here.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Fritos the crime-fighting Frito.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. If you killed someone and you want a confession, and that person loves Fritos, offer them Fritos.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:I can't even imagine the sadistic nature of someone who confesses to a crime while eating salt and vinegar chips. Oh oh yeah, that's gross. That's a mass shooter's meal, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty psychotic.
Speaker 1:Right, I love a good salt and vinegar chip.
Speaker 2:I don't, you don't, no, I don't.
Speaker 1:Ah, I like the Pain. Smells like body odor to me so you said that's a psychotic.
Speaker 2:You said it's a psychotic chip to eat. And then you're just like I love those. And I love it, yeah, and I love it. They're like my favorite.
Speaker 1:They are one of my favorites. They also let you know if you have a little sore in your mouth. Mmm.
Speaker 3:Ew, yeah, the salt gets right in there, it does.
Speaker 1:Oh. So he's sitting there, he's all ripped. Officers are like yeah, you're kind of cute, but we had to arrest you. They give him a snack and then from there they do a swipe and that is where they take his DNA.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's not like what are they trying to see? If he did it, we all know he did it.
Speaker 1:Well, do we?
Speaker 2:Yes, yes.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:So we do. New york city's a big place. There's a lot of people that look similar yeah, bushy eyebrows italian.
Speaker 1:So cops, they say they lacked probable probable cause during their encounter and they allegedly failed to read his Miranda rights and informed the suspect that for at least 20 minutes they didn't read his rights as he was swarmed by 10 police officers.
Speaker 2:So it has to happen immediately.
Speaker 1:According to my TV show, it does Okay, yeah, yes, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, so the lawyers say, since the arrest was illegal to begin with, any further statements and evidence the cops collected that day, including? Mangione's DNA which I would have been like I'll go get some DNA from him.
Speaker 2:The hard way. What's that?
Speaker 3:Jerking it.
Speaker 2:Oh Well, he did mouth slurpees, mouth jerking. No, I'm going the hard way. What's that Jerking it?
Speaker 3:Oh well, he did mouth slurpees, Mouth jerking. No, I'm going the hard way.
Speaker 2:The hard way.
Speaker 1:Yes, indeed, just dress like one of the officers from Reno 911. Go in there like a leather. Yeah, get my leather gear. I'm getting this DNA Call in Kissel. I'm the number one DNA collector in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, he insists on calling himself that I've never even asked him to do it. He doesn't even work here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they call me Lieutenant Hole, wow.
Speaker 3:I'm from the volunteer squad.
Speaker 1:The problem is, ben, when the DNA goes inside your body, it corrupts it, and then you give us these really weird brown samples.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Wow.
Speaker 1:Everyone has a fantasy, don't they?
Speaker 2:I suppose they do.
Speaker 1:This show is escapism yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, we just escaped.
Speaker 1:We're doing escapism.
Speaker 2:This is escapism To.
Speaker 1:Ben's butthole.
Speaker 2:Right Ooh.
Speaker 3:It's like that movie Escape from LA. Yeah, escape to Ben's butthole.
Speaker 1:It's like the old Jolly Ranchers commercials where they rollerblade into the starburst. But it's my old burst.
Speaker 2:I miss Luigi. Let's keep talking about him.
Speaker 1:And they say nothing. That he says nothing that he touched should be used as evidence again because he was not given his Miranda rights, which, as we know, is a martini at lunch. Sex in the city. Okay, I'll continue. I'm being a character today.
Speaker 2:I love that, because I'm not I am on.
Speaker 1:I am like woo.
Speaker 2:Do it.
Speaker 1:So, yes, so they say his DNA from items he ate and drank should be dismissed. This is what his lawyers say. They say well, illegally seized, arrested and detained, mangione was provided food and soda, well, at the Altoona Police Department station. So that does make you think of meat, doesn't it, altoona, altoona, altoona Police Department station. So that does make you think of meat, doesn't it, altoona, altoona. His lawyers also said the purposes for the same was to obtain the DNA from Mangione for further investigative purposes.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Cops were only able to track Mangione to a fast food joint because of an anonymous 911 phone call. That was all the evidence. They had.
Speaker 2:Who the hell narked?
Speaker 1:Well, one of the employees at Mickey D's yeah, because they're making starvation wages. Yeah, but I think the person who narked is feeling kind of bad.
Speaker 3:But we got an update from one of our listeners that she did not get paid because she called 911 instead of the tip line. So they so they're like technicality you don't get the money, bitch same fuck them all yeah exactly what they're doing to him right now.
Speaker 2:That's the defense he's trying to use right now.
Speaker 1:It's like ah, technicalities, you didn't read me my Miranda rights yeah everyone's just always running around on these technicality battles yeah, but that is such trash that she's not going to get. I mean, technically again, I don't like this whole like German era snitch on your neighbor type bullshit that we do in this country. Everyone seems to be going along with it now, not me. But if you are going to do it, at least you got to pay the person. Yeah, Fucking scumbags.
Speaker 2:You can't reward snitches.
Speaker 1:I guess not. They've tried to. They just called the wrong number.
Speaker 2:That's funny.
Speaker 1:So they say they didn't have independent corroborating evidence that Mangione was in fact the suspect sought in New York. So they had no DNA evidence at this time. All they had was a McDonald's employee being like dude with bushy eyebrows. He's here, yeah, and he's eating a chicken nuggy.
Speaker 3:And that is crazy, because you do need a search warrant, you do need probable cause, unless they're saying that he said like, oh sure, you can check my bag if you want, because they went right into it and they found like a 3D printed gun and a manifesto and all that stuff, right? So it's very clear that he did it.
Speaker 2:I have a 3d printed gun and a manifesto. Everyone does, don't we all have a manifesto now, I guess?
Speaker 1:um, I have a like a journal manifesto see, that's well, when you get arrested for whatever crime you're going to get arrested for it's a journal becomes a manifesto they just switch ever. Everything becomes nefarious and awful.
Speaker 2:I see, see, I see, yes, and they're like she had a pen.
Speaker 1:Hmm, we'll call it a shank. Yes, exactly. So other officers had no probable cause. This is, according to the attorneys, or grounds for the arrest quote other than a hunch and an unparticularized suspicion.
Speaker 2:That's according to court documents, and this is before they saw the footage.
Speaker 1:I think they saw the footage, but they still didn't. I mean the footage wasn't like.
Speaker 2:Wouldn't that be like pretty compelling evidence and probable cause?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the footage wasn't like. I mean, it wasn't the moon landing, it wasn't shot, you know, by Kubrick. There was still. I mean there's a lot, there are a million, there's tens of thousands of people that look similar to Luigi Mangione, right? Sure, don't you think I don't know the bushy eyebrows? I mean, they're all over Brooklyn.
Speaker 2:I mean, isn't it just like Eugene Levy and his son and like him?
Speaker 3:Beekman from Beekman's World.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly no. If you spend time in New York City, you're going to see a lot of man-to-y'all.
Speaker 2:I have. I try not to.
Speaker 1:Well, that's because you're racist against the Italians because of what they did to your people Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm racist against the Italians because they're trying to steal my St Patrick, damn it.
Speaker 1:That's why that's what they said. He's Italian, you can fucking have them. They're all horrible scumbags. God knows what St Patrick did.
Speaker 3:Keep your Christopher Columbus. Well, he's Italian, yes, and a scumbag.
Speaker 1:That's what they say. I was told he sailed the ocean blue. Yeah, I'll check my documents. You check your documents. Well, we'll have a conversation.
Speaker 2:Sounds good. Bring the receipts.
Speaker 1:They say the lawyers say say that they wanted to keep the evidence out. They want to keep this evidence out because, again, it was illegally confiscated. They also say that the evidence taken from his backpack, including the ghost gun and a silencer and a loaded Glock magazine and multiple fake IDs, that also should just be not allowed, because you know, that's just one of those where it's like ah, you know, as a defense you're just like, oh man, that's a tough one.
Speaker 2:I mean technically the old Glock. I mean, we didn't ask permission to go into the bag, so like did I see it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, also, it's America. Don't we all have many different? Yeah, Aren't IDs fluid?
Speaker 2:Yeah. Ids are like a suggestion.
Speaker 1:They're suggestions, yeah.
Speaker 2:Today, I want to be Luigi Mangione.
Speaker 1:Today you are. You're probably having a similar day.
Speaker 2:You think so?
Speaker 1:Maybe I mean he seems sad today too.
Speaker 3:FYI, I'm not sad. He was eating the hash brown when he got caught, so it was breakfast time, oh, hash brown. Mcdonald's hash brown. Mcdonald's breakfast is inferior. It's not as good as the lunch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I agree, that's the last thing he had on the outside was a fucking. He can get that inside.
Speaker 3:I know he can, it sucks.
Speaker 1:Similar quality. There's no actual hash in their hash brown.
Speaker 2:No Barely even brown, no True, it's more like a grayish white. Yeah, really sad.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'll give McDonald's a little bit of credit for trying to do that squishy pancake-y thing. Squishy pancake-y the McSquiggle.
Speaker 3:What? What's it called McSquiggle?
Speaker 1:McSquiggle, mcscrumdle, what's it called?
Speaker 3:Fuck, I can't think of it.
Speaker 2:The McGriddle.
Speaker 3:McGriddle, yes, yeah the McGriddle.
Speaker 1:I'll give them a little credit Some creativity in there.
Speaker 2:I really like the McSquiggle though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the McSquiggle is what you do in the toilet afterwards. Yeah, yeah. So they Lawyers are just trying to get everything tossed out from the moment he was arrested, the entire day of interrogation. They want all of that evidence tossed. We shall see if any of that happens, it's a Hail Mary in many ways, I feel. Although the DNA thing might hold up.
Speaker 2:But even if you get rid of the DNA, no, I don't think the DNA thing would hold up. I feel like, if anything, the Miranda rights thing would hold up. But even if you get rid of the DNA, no, I don't think the DNA thing would hold up. I feel like, if anything, the Miranda rights thing would hold up.
Speaker 1:Isn't Now, I haven't I've been purposely sort of not following certain things but did the Supreme Court recently rule that the Miranda rights are no longer required? What? There's some. Yeah, we're going, we're in this, wow, wow. Can you search that?
Speaker 2:Because I have a vague memory of reading an entire article that miranda rights were sort of on the uh, on the outs yeah, they're not cool anymore supreme court ruling rejects the promise of miranda rights.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's not good right, so I think that you no longer have to be right your miranda rights, because we all those pesky fucking things- oh my God, you know kind of defended us against a tyrannical state.
Speaker 2:What the fuck who cares, who cares?
Speaker 3:It's an important distinction. It seems, though it's they voted six to three that an individual who's denied Miranda warnings and whose compelled statements are introduced against them in a criminal trial cannot sue the police officer who violated their rights, even when a criminal jury finds them not guilty of any crime.
Speaker 1:so I think the states were getting sued so much by corrupt police officers and like okay, we can't keep paying all this money out sorry, we put you in prison for 20 years, yeah yeah, get, over, it get.
Speaker 3:Over.
Speaker 1:So that's just the recent update on Mangione. Again, a 26-year-old man graduated from the University of Pennsylvania. He has now currently collected $740,000 for his legal defense fund, although, dare I say, it's probably going to cost a bit more than that. Yeah, yeah, it's expensive. It's more expensive than healthcare.
Speaker 3:It's about the same.
Speaker 1:It seems like yeah, well speaking of healthcare, did you see this video of Tracy Morgan vomiting on the Knicks court? Yeah, this was something he said he got food poisoning, that's the.
Speaker 2:Irish flu oh come on, yeah, the Irish flu.
Speaker 1:The. This was something he said he got food poisoning. That's the Irish flu. Oh, come on, yeah, the Irish flu. The Irish flu, aka being drunk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was yesterday. I mean it's fine.
Speaker 1:I'm a little under the weather of the Irish flu, and we have actual video here of Tracy Morgan I don't want it Horking, you don't want to see it.
Speaker 2:I mean show it.
Speaker 1:You can just see it. Maybe you could hork right here on this show.
Speaker 2:No thanks, That'd be great for our Patreon. No, no Would it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because that's what people are paying their hard-earned money for. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So this is Tracy Morgan just taking a big old spill out of his mouth.
Speaker 2:It's not, it's quite aggressive, it's not like.
Speaker 1:It is a little bit, oh, a little bit. You can kind of see him being like, oh, I'm about to spew and that's the worst feeling ever. There you go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's so helpless.
Speaker 1:Oh God, you just got to let it roll.
Speaker 3:And someone went, they pulled away from it. I'd be zooming in, yeah.
Speaker 1:Zoom in like when Bud Dwyer committed suicide. Zoom in right into his nostril. Everybody stand back.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I stand back. Oh my god, I don't want you to get hurt. He was innocent. Yeah, I just learned that, like a few months ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was innocent bud dwyer was innocent the whole time he was also only 47 years old in that oh my god, that's a rough 47 right.
Speaker 3:What?
Speaker 1:bud dwyer was a pennsylvania treasurer. He was wrongly accused, he got tied, the mob had something to do with it. Basically politics kind of fucked him over. Yeah, they said he was stealing money. He was looking at 20 years to life or something like that, maybe not to life, but 20 years.
Speaker 1:He was looking at significant time and he held a press conference and then he was like I'm innocent, I love my family, and then he pulls out a manila envelope and in it it's a massive fucking gun. Then he blows his brains out right there, yeah, and the cameraman like zooms in and you just see the blood flowing from his nose like a geyser. It's pretty intense and the one thing that I just learned he was only 47, because I thought he was well into his 60s yeah wow, he's like so it was a different.
Speaker 1:47 back in the 80s was really a different 47 than now.
Speaker 2:Why did you? I'm four years away from 47.
Speaker 1:It's crazy, dude, it is crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that's him doing that.
Speaker 1:That's him doing it, and then a person says Bud no, and then he does it Bang.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was handing out pamphlets to everybody letting them know he really was innocent, and then they found out years later that it was either his rival or one of his constituents that was actually doing all the stealing of the money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why did? He kill himself, then Well, because he was going to, he was convicted. No, he was not convicted.
Speaker 3:Oh, he wasn't.
Speaker 1:And because he still held office. If he committed suicide or if he died, his family could still get the pension. Oh, so that's why, he did it to save his to give his family a little nest egg, oh, so he even kind of did it for good reasons. The Luigi Mangione of politicians. Yeah, I see that he took his own life and he was innocent.
Speaker 3:And then hey man, nice Shot from Filter is about him, is that right?
Speaker 2:It really is. Yeah, oh, nice, Really him. Is that right?
Speaker 1:It really is yeah, oh nice, really. So Tracy Morgan can be happy that he just vomited up what appeared to be pure alcohol, as opposed to bleeding from his nose. But in update he says thank you all for my, thank you all for your concern. I'm doing good. The doctors say it was food poisoning. Appreciate my MSG family for taking such good care of me. Oh my God, and I need to shout out the crew that had to clean that up. Appreciate you. So that is very nice. Anyway, just an update on Tracy Morgan. Why not we give Tracy Morgan updates every now and again? Who cares?
Speaker 2:Who cares?
Speaker 1:Come after us.
Speaker 2:Don't.
Speaker 1:Why don't you come after?
Speaker 2:us then Don't don't, Because then I'm the one that has to fight.
Speaker 1:I'll fight. Well, you're the best at it. You're Dominican Scrappy, it's just a scrappy thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Let me hit him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do we want to talk about sound weapons?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Sound weapons. Oh my God. Is that like when someone doesn't shut up to a stressful point?
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 1:My old lady, no Jerry's alluding to her personal life.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not. That's just what I thought of when you said a sound weapon.
Speaker 3:No, it's like the brown note, like you play a certain note makes people shit their pants.
Speaker 2:It's weaponized sounds. Oh my God, is that a thing?
Speaker 3:A brown note. They say it's a real thing, but I don't think it's ever been proven.
Speaker 2:Who's they? God, you say the weirdest shit, the people. Brown note.
Speaker 1:The people? If that is true, why doesn't every bathroom just immediately play that when you?
Speaker 3:get home, oh you. Or it's the brown note, oh you.
Speaker 2:put the headphones on and just please God, that would be so sick. That would just save a lot of time.
Speaker 1:It's a cure for diarrhea. We are in the world now of sound weaponization, as we learned with the protests of 2021, they will go to endless, endless measures to stop people from participating in any kind of public pressure campaign to have the government change paths. This takes place in Belgrade and there's actual footage of it, but it's not really good sound because it's just like literally just people kind of screaming. But there was a huge peaceful event. A huge peaceful event. People were doing a 15-minute silent protest to protest massive government corruption. They're standing in the middle of the street and all of a sudden, the sound weapon roars, although it doesn't really roar. You barely even hear the thing because it's so hyper-specific. I'm of the mind now, because I've interviewed some people in the CIA, that it's so targeted that you could end up shitting and vomiting yourself and Kyle and I will just be sitting here like what's wrong with you Because they target it right to you.
Speaker 2:What the hell is it we're?
Speaker 1:in the future of war, fucking, total recall. We can. In the future of war, fucking, total recall. We can play the video, yeah, so you see the crowd just completely disperses. And again, this was during a 15 minute silent protest, whoa, and so you can't see it. But you can imagine where the sound waves are, hence the people spreading like the Red Sea. Yeah, the sound weapons used to be whistles, and now we are.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and now they're like supersonic things.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Like whistles for dogs, but for humans.
Speaker 1:Exactly, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:That must be really painful.
Speaker 1:Yes, demonstrators were standing quietly to observe a 15-minute silence for 15 people who were killed when a concrete canopy of a railway station collapsed last year. So Belgrade's having some infrastructure issues? Yeah, and people are like government. You got one job and I'm sure they're being taxed out of their asses and all of a sudden you can't even stand on a subway platform without the risk of falling and dying. Whoa, they say. A whooshing sound was heard, triggering a panic and brief stampede. Screaming protesters scrambled for cover. They fell over each other. It was dangerous. People were also much like Tracy Morgan they were vomiting. There was headaches. There were also much like Tracy Morgan they were vomiting. There was headaches. There was disorientation All the classic signs of a sonic weapon. Oh, my God, sonic weapons. They emit 160 decibels. Oh, so they say that's roughly equivalent to standing by a shotgun blast or a rocket launch. Yeah, fuck. And the human ears are little ears.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We don't mess with 160. That's like a lot, yeah that's so much. We're like no can do. Oh my God, we like to stay around 120 to 130 decimals, that's true, so obviously decimals, so obviously 160 is above that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I honestly think I'm more of like a in the like 60 to 90 decibel range.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the older I get, I think I'm going slightly deaf and I'm going, I'm going to enjoy it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah, it's just really nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll be fine with it.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Cause? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:Everyone else just gets annoyed. Yeah, like hey, hey, I don't know, yeah, no, it's just bliss. It's like when you finally delete your ex account.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like everyone's just screaming You're like no, I don't know, no, I just yeah.
Speaker 1:And then I just trust one of my local neurotic Jewish friends to just give me the updates Every time. I don't know, every time I see him, by how much he's shaking, what the world of X is all about today. Oh, he's a good guy. He's a great guy, but he is my parameter for Definitely.
Speaker 2:How are you so? How are we on the fascist front today, fucking terrible?
Speaker 1:He's full, dr Katz, that's not good Yep. Yep. So those exposed? They have sharp ear pain, disorientation, panic and prolonged exposure to this can rupture people's eardrums. And again, they did experiment with these weapons during the protests in Minnesota as cops were having a field day with some new fun toys. Yeah, and all of this stuff we have in unbelievable amounts. So there's nothing. Just because this is taking place in Belgrade doesn't mean it's not taking place here as well.
Speaker 2:Wow, I wonder. I mean it says they shot it out of a cannon.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So what did they shoot out of a cannon.
Speaker 1:Sound waves, sound waves. It's like bebop. Bebop In Rocksteady, yeah, bebop in Rocksteady. Yeah, isn't bebop's weapon a sound weapon in the TMNT video game. It's like a little circle. I mean you just visualize it like little circles of sound. Yeah, yeah, little circles.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like little vaporings yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah, but of sound that's gonna make your ears bleed, yeah yeah, nothing worse than a fucking vape competition oh god, okay, that is bad. According to, alexander raddick is a military analyst, they say the biggest problem is who came up, who came up with the idea to use such a weapon? In a situation when all protesters were calm, when a 15 minute silence was going on, the weapon was used.
Speaker 2:So that just yeah, like it was just not the time or place no, but maybe they're like oh, they're quiet, this is gonna be perfect yeah check this shit out. Try to shit out try now, try shit out. Try now, try now.
Speaker 1:Wow, it's a great test time for it. They say the goal of the act is a brutal display of force, proof of arrogance, and the motive is hatred towards one's own people. Wow.
Speaker 3:But the Serbians, the officials, are denying it.
Speaker 1:Of course they are. Yeah, we didn't do that. I'm going to believe a Serbian. Yeah, right, yeah, we didn't do that, I'm going to believe a Serbian, yeah right. Yes, there's one example. It's a long-range acoustic device also known as an LRAD Nice.
Speaker 3:That's rad.
Speaker 1:It's pretty cool. Lrad it emits concentrated sound waves at high decibel levels, frequently used to deter threats, disperse crowds, and it was also used to get rid of pirates at sea.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 1:What Sea?
Speaker 2:pirates as opposed to land pirates.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't believe you can be a pirate on land.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:You're just a hipster.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:If misused, these devices can cause very serious injuries. Obviously, human rights organizations have argued for a long time that they should not be used because they cause harm indiscriminately and we like our harm to be caused with discrimination. Yeah.
Speaker 3:This is crazy. It's saying the weapons mess with frequency and intensity and are often designed to be non-lethal. Can you imagine a fucking sound machine that just destroys you?
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you're just bleeding out of your ears and your eyeballs.
Speaker 1:The Havana syndrome? Yeah, it happens all the time. What's?
Speaker 2:that.
Speaker 1:That is very similar. It was a sound weapon that was used and people got headaches and got super sick and then they were just like all fucked up, and it's a great way for the government, yeah not to claim anything because they're like where's the evidence?
Speaker 2:Wow, I don't see no bombs. Oh my God, that's insane.
Speaker 1:So it's a very good weapon and they again can use it whenever they want to. Holy shit, yeah, one law student. They say. The president and the authorities of their ministry of the interior can say whatever they want. They can continue to deceive us, but I think they all know what they did. They were truly scenes of horror.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that sounds so traumatic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it really does. Protesters were burning flares. Yeah, apparently Serbia's got a whole bunch of shit going on unlike traumatic. Yeah, it really does. Protesters were burning flares yeah, apparently Serbia's got a whole bunch of shit going on unlike us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it is quite interesting as we're seeing play out right in front of our eyes. The right to protest is under constant threat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that is why you have to use your right to protest.
Speaker 1:Yes and I say that for everybody.
Speaker 3:Just don't get in the street. Unless well, yeah, the goddamn street Unless you're protesting like the drag shows.
Speaker 1:Is that exactly what? Yeah, you know, there's some people protesting the drag shows.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:Because they wear khaki pants and then they wear their masks and stuff. They really dress up, they just go, just go.
Speaker 2:That sounds like their own form of drag. It is yeah, like, don't watch that drag show. Watch this drag show, yeah, just like drag on drag crime.
Speaker 3:You're right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, huh, they say. We've gathered in the streets primarily to express our complete dissatisfaction after years of dictatorship, lawlessness and corruption. So you do have to nip it in the bud, otherwise it just becomes what it is and next thing you know, you're standing there peacefully and they start playing Corey Feldman which, as we, know, is an American version of torture Not right?
Speaker 2:Not right. Not right whatsoever, it's not right.
Speaker 1:No, Well, speaking of war, a Russian porn star he's known for his huge balls. Oh, it's a guy. Yeah, this is a guy. Oh God, yeah, he's known for huge balls, apparently. Apparently, his nuts got all fucked up. His name is Alex Olinky. He was injured for the fourth time. For the fourth time.
Speaker 2:On his balls. Yeah, oh, he's cute.
Speaker 1:They're calling this a meat grinder war.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Yeah, apparently a drone struck right near his genitals. Oh no, and it left his balls swollen like an elephant's Well, I mean he's.
Speaker 2:Russian, I mean it's war.
Speaker 3:Drones can truly do everything now.
Speaker 2:They can.
Speaker 3:They can launch bombs. Now they're sack whacking you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they can literally sack, whack you.
Speaker 1:They're going to start doing that circle joke. Yeah, where you put your hands on a ring.
Speaker 3:You know who did that? Who? Frankie Muniz, frankie.
Speaker 2:Muniz From Malcolm in the Middle.
Speaker 3:Does he remember that they would always do it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but does he remember?
Speaker 1:it. No, he doesn't. I know so this Russian guy. They were doing an evacuation. They were trying to fuck with all these Ukrainians and they were chasing. So, as they were doing this evacuation, a Ukrainian drone was chasing them. So they were like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. And then the deadly drone approached and then the soldier tried to shoot it down and then that caused the drone to explode and then parts of the drone flew into his testes.
Speaker 2:Ouch.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So it made his balls bigger.
Speaker 1:It made his balls real big. Okay, but the guy claims the guy said he was supposed to have quote balls of steel. Wow, he said he has balls of steel.
Speaker 2:So they were like oh, this was on purpose. We really thought his balls would survive this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is the war that we're paying for.
Speaker 2:They technically didn't, they technically did survive it. They just kind of swelled up a little bit.
Speaker 1:Quite like an elephant's, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Like an elephant's. I've never seen an elephant's balls. We paid, you haven't.
Speaker 3:You, I miss them?
Speaker 1:No Well, I've never looked have you Just give a good look for the Patreon Just give a look.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, elephant balls, yeah, elephant balls.
Speaker 1:I guess I haven't seen them too much either. The porn star said I lost consciousness and when I woke up, another drone flew in.
Speaker 2:That's his stomach.
Speaker 1:No, oh, that's his balls.
Speaker 3:That's his balls. Oh, I see that. That ain't his udders.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a big one, yeah, that's one ball.
Speaker 3:Elephant nuts.
Speaker 1:I think it's got. I think there's two in there. It's more of a longer sack than I expected.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. It's long. It really does look like his stomach.
Speaker 1:It's like a sub, like a Jersey Mike sub.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:God, don't get that also please.
Speaker 1:So this guy, again a porn star. He lost consciousness, woke up, another drone flow in and then he shot it down with his Kalashnikov.
Speaker 2:With his what Kalashnikov.
Speaker 1:His gun, did I say it right? Probably fucking not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got it right, that's amazing.
Speaker 1:I managed to run to the dugout, he says, but the painkillers wore off and I passed out again. Then he says I lay there for two days, did not drink, did not eat and could not move. He says I held my legs in a gynecological chair.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:He had to be a woman, and for a Russian guy that's.
Speaker 2:He was in so much pain to do that yeah guy that's.
Speaker 3:He was in so much pain to do that yeah, man be like a woman.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, the sexist russian men are especially yeah, no, seriously, he must have had some huge qualms with having to find himself in that position yeah I'm about to give birth uh, that's not a child at all.
Speaker 1:So, yes, he held his legs in a kind of logical chair. His balls were swollen like an elephant's. Finally, the soldier was evacuated on his own after realizing his quote. Comrades had died or disappeared. Oh so he. Technically he's the lone survivor of whatever dumb fucking raid they were doing yeah to, of whatever dumb fucking raid they were doing yeah To get whatever dumb fucking land they wanted to get from a bunch of dumb fucking assholes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's just like. I'm sorry, your testicles are the only ones that made it.
Speaker 1:So happy.
Speaker 2:The other testicles did not survive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what a great thing to fund.
Speaker 2:How much fun is that See?
Speaker 1:for all these great stories. It's worth it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they say what's going on?
Speaker 3:Vanessa's asking if large balls is a flex.
Speaker 1:It can be no.
Speaker 3:I feel like some girls are really into it, but most are not into the balls in general.
Speaker 2:I don't want to know. I don't want to see them, I don't want to know that they exist. Sometimes balls will give you the mistake of looking like you have a big pee-pee underneath your pants. But it's just because your little pee-pee is sitting on top of a big old cushion of balls.
Speaker 3:Just a little gherkin in a bun.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Doesn't seem like you like to work in class. Without the balls, there's nothing.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 1:The balls. There's guys on the back. Yeah but girls don't need it.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? It's like Kyle said, it's like a I don't know. It's like a thing you either enjoy them or you don't.
Speaker 3:No, but they slap on the outside too.
Speaker 1:They slap on the outside. Chicks love to feel their clit.
Speaker 3:They're knocking on the door.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they say. As a medical examination later showed, the fragment passed right through the scrotum between the testicles. It split the uprights. Yeah, it's good. Oh wow, leaving a fragment in each, a fragment in each ball. So each ball got a little taste. Oh my God, so they're not going to fight. That's nice, that's good.
Speaker 3:A little for you. A little for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:Apparently, the drone fragment was so hot it sealed the wound as it passed through the scrotum. Wow, wow, which technically saved his life. Otherwise he was going to bleed to death.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, saved his life. Otherwise he was going to bleed to death.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool, I mean good for him, yep, and he's bragging about it. He says now I can safely say I have balls of steel, and I think this is an image of him filming probably a porn video.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's got horrible glasses and awful, awful head scarf on. Yeah, I can't even imagine what Russian porn is.
Speaker 2:Like two dudes punching each other in the middle of winter without their shirts on.
Speaker 1:Road rage. Yeah, that's hot, something like that he can get it. Yep, he was offered 38 bucks a day, or 38 euro, whatever 38. We'll just go with the dollars, why not?
Speaker 3:Rubles, rubles. Whatever they have over there, rubles.
Speaker 1:Either way about 38 bucks a day to star in erotic films.
Speaker 3:Oh, I thought you were going to say for the war effort.
Speaker 1:I don't think they get paid.
Speaker 3:No, they just get a couple of fragments and they're nuts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they just get to go rub down Vlad.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:If that's even him, I don't even know if he's still alive. There's so many different Putins. Have you seen that? Oh, is there? No, he's got so many body doubles. It's crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, that's, wild yeah.
Speaker 1:We do it here too, not quite to the extent that they do it overseas Doppelgangers. There was like a thousand Sadams, wow yeah, that wasn't just like one really bad halloween.
Speaker 3:No yeah, can you dress as saddam for halloween, or would that?
Speaker 1:get you in trouble. Well, I think you could get away with it now. Gives a fuck anymore, it doesn't even matter. We have a south african running the show. Yeah, get back. You'll probably have apartheid here any day. I'm dead. So he spoke of the near-death experience and he says, in a strange moment of brevity he says for me, death is a transitional moment. This guy's a smart born Russian soldier, isn't he? Yeah, he says when someone dies, I believe. Well, he's also a moron. He says when someone dies, I believe someone is born at that exact moment.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:He's real stupid I mean, it's pretty much true, but Maybe I don't Not because of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not with that logic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just all of a sudden, a woman is just like whoa, nine months. Whoa, I have a baby. Whoa, did a Russian soldier with big balls die? No Shit, this kid's coming out. Balls first, balls first. We're going to do a, c, b, e section. Nice, this kid's got balls of steel. So if he survives Putin's war, the porn star hopes to restore relations with his wife and rebuild his family. So maybe the porn has taken a toll on his family yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It tears families and testicles apart yeah, but don't worry, donnie.
Speaker 1:Donnie t, yeah, our president. He says we've never been closer to peace at this moment.
Speaker 3:Don't tell his balls that yeah I wonder if the testicles work like the rest of the body, because if you get like shot in the arm or something, the fragments will eventually push out. So I wonder if the balls are gonna push them out and that's just gonna be clinging in a sack for a while my balls are sticking to my thigh, literally. He's like he's jingling when he's walking down the street.
Speaker 2:Oh my, god, it's terrible. It's like your balls have nails, just like growing out slowly. What's that scratching?
Speaker 3:me.
Speaker 1:It's not just Ukrainians using drones. The Russians just launched drones and they damaged a kindergarten. What?
Speaker 2:the heck.
Speaker 1:So they fucked those kids up Wow.
Speaker 2:Wow, well, that'll show them.
Speaker 1:That'll show those kids for trying to color in your coloring books.
Speaker 2:Next time you don't go outside the lines you'll get an itch.
Speaker 3:His tourniquet is asking if we ever saw the Elvis scrotum picture where he's hanging out with his dad.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, Giant balls. Wait a second, Hold on Now. Where is Elvis? Oh, that's Elvis.
Speaker 3:That's Elvis and his dad's hugging him and he's got his nuts.
Speaker 1:Got his nuts. Got some nut huggers on him there. Now that's interesting. That reminds me of a fantastic film something about Mary? Yeah, Because his balls seem to be on top of each other. How are the beans above the frank? How are the beans above the frank?
Speaker 2:How are the beans above? Yeah, they're like vertical.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're stacked. It's like a totem pole. Yeah.
Speaker 1:See, that's why he was allowed to take black music. Yeah, Big ol' balls like that yeah for sure, and he also did give back to the black community. Yeah, any other comments before we wrap it up?
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's a lot of Elvis ball talk here. A lot of Elvis ball talk. Wow, they should restore his balls. Beans above the frank.
Speaker 1:You know that means that when he so, he died on the toilet. That's true, right, he died on the toilet. Or is that just like one of the jokes? Oh, maybe his balls got stuck. His balls could have gotten stuck. That's why he did a pre-flush.
Speaker 3:He was flushing his balls and it just fucking got ripped off.
Speaker 2:Also, Jerry, you'll be happy to know that sometimes men, if they do have big old dang, me guess no one pats it dry so it's just piss and shit water on your balls, you just stand up and then it drip, drip, drips away, and then you pull up your pants and then you're like oh, now back to bed with Lisa.
Speaker 1:Next thing, you know, gal looks like she went to Ash Wednesday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Christ A little poopy crucifix Don't stack your balls, people. No, fantastic new improv group Poopy Crucifix. Poopy Crucifix, poopy Crucifix. Yeah, they're going to be playing with I don't know pussy pentagrams.
Speaker 2:Very good Pussy pentagrams and poopy crucifix are
Speaker 1:great they don't like each other, but they work well. All right, be crucifix are great. They don't like each other, but they, they work well.
Speaker 3:Um, all right, thank you all so much for listening any other things, anyone, anyone, uh, vanessa saying are wet balls a real thing?
Speaker 1:yes, yes, they are absolutely I'm currently experiencing that right now also, people need powder. Are we going to?
Speaker 3:should we say we're not, so we're going to do monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, yes, okay so we're, yeah, we're gonna have a Thursday Friday yes, okay, so we're going to have a new schedule Monday Tuesday, okay bud. Wednesday is when Death and Entertainment is going to come out. And Thursday Friday, okay bud.
Speaker 1:Monday through Friday, and then Kyle is going to teach me how to use this board and stuff, because I've been doing this for like 15 years but I never wanted to learn. And then I might be doing I might bring back my missile theme song like once a week and do some political stuff but I don't know, oh, okay, but. I'll just do that alone, because it's just something and we can get in the weeds. It's like it's very, it's like it's like kindergarten.
Speaker 2:I feel like I am in first grade, I just start crying pretty immediately. So I'm no good for that. It's just ridiculousness.
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