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Episode 35: Dead Pools, Fake Mickeys, and Other Occupational Hazards
Isolation breeds madness in the most extreme conditions, as evidenced by the harrowing situation unfolding at an Antarctic research station where nine scientists are trapped 2,000 miles from civilization. Urgent messages reveal that one crew member has allegedly become violent and threatening, creating "an environment of fear and intimidation" with no possibility of rescue until December. The freezing darkness, confined quarters, and nowhere to escape have transformed their scientific mission into a real-life psychological horror story reminiscent of "The Thing."
Tragedy struck a Macedonian nightclub when heroic singer Andre Gajorski of the band DNK sacrificed his life rushing back into a burning building to save fans. The warehouse fire claimed 59 lives including almost all band members—a stark contrast to other notorious nightclub disasters where performers prioritized their own safety.
The podcast also explores the bizarre case of an OnlyFans model facing second-degree murder charges after a client paid her $11,000 for a kinky performance that went fatally wrong. With no training in BDSM safety protocols, she wrapped the man "like a mummy" in plastic wrap with a plastic bag secured over his head—recording content while he suffocated nearby. The hosts debate the complex questions of responsibility, consent, and whether this constitutes criminal negligence or a tragic accident.
From the "Deadpool Killer" Wade Wilson's prison weight gain to a knife-wielding Mickey Mouse impersonator threatening tourists in Naples for payment, these stories highlight the strange, dangerous world we live in. The hosts navigate this territory with dark humor while reminding listeners that sometimes the most terrifying situations are those with no easy escape.
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Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's going to be OK Bud. I'm Ben Kissel on Instagram at BenKissel1. As always, joined by Jerry Aquino. Hello and Miss Underscore, Jerry. Someone has asked Jerry to vomit on camera and they will pay the show big money. So, Jerry, feel free to do that whenever you want. Also, Kyle Plouffe at Kyle Plouffe.
Speaker 3:Fantastic. You don't see any chunks until I see the zeros in my bank account go up.
Speaker 1:A stack per chunk.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly, I like that.
Speaker 1:Go to our Patreon, patreoncom. Slash diebud if you want to join the show. Live. Also okbudpod at gmailcom. Shoot us an email. I'll read some tomorrow. I got a bunch and they're very sweet. We got a ton and some people sending in their tattoo pictures of Hail Yourself and it's very sweet.
Speaker 3:That is so nice. It's been inspiring me. I might get that tattoo. Oh my.
Speaker 1:God, that would be amazing. Well, let's just start with a little bit of Baldwin news.
Speaker 3:Oh, because we always like to do our Baldwin stories. We have to catch up or keep up with the Baldwins.
Speaker 1:Keeping up with the Baldwins. Yeah, and dare I say, if you're having a bad day, if you feel like your life is horrible, this clip should put things in perspective that at least you're not Alec Baldwin. This is a small clip from Alec and Hilaria. They were on the red carpet promoting their brand new show that nobody wants to see. Yeah, I have no idea why it's even airing.
Speaker 3:Well, because they need I don't know points.
Speaker 1:Like social credit points, yeah. To be like, oh, he's a human being, even though, yes, that beautiful woman did die because he aimed a gun at her, although it wasn't necessarily his fault. And then they blame the 26-year-old prop girl who his life is over forever. But he gets a reality show, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh well, yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 1:But his reality is a true nightmare. Let's just play it.
Speaker 3:He is still in a nightmare.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's in a nightmare, it's not like he's escaping. No, so let's just play this clip. The reporter is asking them about the show, and this is Hilaria's response.
Speaker 3:Yes, we're going to see how it feels to have it be out there it's going to be great, you're a winner. Oh my God, when I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. That's why, yes, we'll have to just cut him out of the show.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:She's the only one that laughed. It's a really raw show and it's very real and we took a lot of chances. He just totally his face glazes over and he just walks away.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he just like, he just like dies inside and it's like let me just walk away.
Speaker 2:He's like. The police didn't even treat me like this in a murder investigation, Absolutely He'd be like if I was in jail right now.
Speaker 1:I'd be putting on performances with prisoners and they'd love me. They would. They would revere me like a god. Instead, he's got to hang out with Hilaria, who pretends to be Spanish, and then she treats him rude. But, miss Jerry, you're Dominican. I think that that's a bad representation of how Spanish women love.
Speaker 3:So is she.
Speaker 1:She's not Spanish, she's from Boston.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's from Brookline, which is the richest part of Boston. Yeah, and it's not even boston, did you say brookline? Yes, brookline, that's it's like a. It's like a it's it's like brooklyn, but it's brook l-i-n-e like the walmart yeah, yeah, exactly that's cool.
Speaker 3:And how do we know that she's faking being spanish?
Speaker 2:because she's not spanish, because she grew up her name was hillary and everyone who grew up with her was like who the fuck is this Elaria? She lied and said she's from Spain. She had family that lived there in past generations and she went to visit on like a week-long trip, oh wow. And then she met Alec Baldwin and was like I can't say how you say cucumber Right.
Speaker 1:Literally she said that it's like when your college friend does six months abroad and then he comes back and he's like let's go to my flat and it's like it's called an apartment. You're an american, god dang it. So, anyway, be happy you're not alec baldwin. That's terrible it really is awful and she's mean to him and that show is awful and no one should support it okay, wow, okay, well okay okay just make up your own decisions here, people I feel, like.
Speaker 3:I just feel like everyone got really really turned on him pretty harshly.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, You'd kill a woman, yeah yeah, no, that definitely would do it. But then also it was political because he got really political. He got really political, yeah, because he kept on playing Donald Trump, but then he was like I don't like Donald Trump, but then they were like the same person. And then he keeps on beating up reporters and stuff, does he?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Alec Baldwin. Oh okay, he's crazy.
Speaker 1:In that case, yes, he's, I mean, a very interesting Baldwin from a very interesting family. All right, well, let's move on to a bit of an update. This is a sad update. It's going to bring us to North Macedonia. This was the place where many people met their fate at a nightclub fire. Illegal nightclub Killed 59 people.
Speaker 3:It was a warehouse party.
Speaker 1:Basically. Yes, apparently a popular singer lost his life after rushing back into a fatal nightclub fire to save young fans who were trapped inside, andre Gajorski. He was the lead singer of the popular Macedonian band DNK. He saw the fire and he said God damn it, I'm not just a singer, I'm a hero. And he ran in to save several of his young fans after his band performed at the nightclub.
Speaker 3:Wow, it's kind of like that time Bon Jovi talked a woman off a ledge.
Speaker 1:I do remember that Remember that. Yes, of course, living on a prayer indeed.
Speaker 3:This one did not make it though.
Speaker 1:No, he didn't make it. That's sad. So the fire broke out at 2.30 in the morning. It was caused when the roof again went ablaze after some. What do you call those Fl? The roof again went ablaze after some. Uh, what do you call those flames? Uh-huh decided to climb all over the walls and destroy the people, and his manager has now confirmed that his death was caused because the singer went back into the nightclub instead of running away from the blaze. His management says I have never met such a good and humble person in my life.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:Also Fear Dead is the band's photographer, as well as their backing singer and their drummer, what? And their keyboard player, jesus, this band did not get out of there.
Speaker 2:This is the exact opposite of the Station Nightclub. They ran out the side door that was right next to the stage, and then security was blocking people from going out that door, being like band access only.
Speaker 1:No way.
Speaker 3:As they're all on fire.
Speaker 2:Yeah, are you kidding I?
Speaker 3:swear to.
Speaker 2:God, it was the complete opposite. One of the guys from Great White ended up dying going back in for his guitar.
Speaker 1:For his guitar, not my guitar, my ukulele. What is he? A member of the Three Stooges? Yeah, what the hell. Leave the guitar. Let the guitar go. Let it go, dude. There's only one surviving member of this band, dnk, and they are currently in the hospital receiving treatment.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, I didn't realize that.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's so sad. He's going to be feeling pretty shit when he wakes up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean he's lost all of his friends and he lost all of his bandmates.
Speaker 3:I suppose he lived, though didn't he, so it might be good press Hopefully Get a PR roundup yeah. Jesus. Hopefully the song carries on in his heart.
Speaker 1:I really hope it does as well.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Speaking of updates, let's get an update on one of the biggest douchebags that we've ever covered. His name is Wade Wilson.
Speaker 3:Ah yes, yes, that guy he. His name is Wade. Wilson. Ah yes, yes, that guy he's also known as the Deadpool killer. Which sucks.
Speaker 1:It's far too cool of a name for him.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Although now what's coming out with Ryan Reynolds, who I still I try to separate, but all this stuff it's difficult because now he's in a massive feud yeah, and it's all public, but I'm going to separate Deadpool from Ryan Reynolds because Deadpool is a great character and he's great at it.
Speaker 3:Well, isn't Deadpool just Ryan Reynolds. Anyway, isn't Ryan Reynolds just pretty much Ryan Reynolds in like everything he does.
Speaker 1:Pretty much, yeah. Well, he's got range from Ryan to Reynolds he plays both of those characters very well.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, he does, that's true.
Speaker 1:So this D-bag? He was convicted of murdering two women in Florida in 2019, quote just for the sake of killing.
Speaker 3:Oh wow. Well, you know, sometimes you get that killing itch.
Speaker 1:I got a bug, I got an urge.
Speaker 3:I got a thing.
Speaker 1:He is heavily tattooed. They call him the Deadpool killer, despite the fact he has more of a Joker-style smile that he tattooed on his face.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, he's so lame. It's because he has.
Speaker 2:Deadpool's real, actual name Wade Wilson.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, but he didn't even do it the right way. He got the tattoo of the smile. If you wanted to use a shard of glass and actually cut his inner lip to his ear and give himself the Glasgow smile, yeah, but that would hurt. That would hurt, so instead he just went with the tattoo. But that would hurt, that would hurt, so instead he just went with the tattoo. That's how weak he is. Anyway, not just weak, he's also now super fat he is. Yeah, he got all fat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, his smile's bigger now.
Speaker 3:Wow, he got fat as hell.
Speaker 1:Yes, so recent pictures have shown he got himself an iPad, evidently, and he's been taking pictures of himself on the iPad First gen and he's been taking pictures of himself on the iPad First gen and he's all bloated and gross. That's rough, it's incredible. I don't understand how he gains so much weight in prison. Kyle and I were talking. Usually you go to prison to get absolutely cut. Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, don't you? Like the diet is worse, like you don't even want to eat because the food is so gross.
Speaker 2:Exactly, you don't have all the time to do push-ups and sit-ups all day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the only thing you can do. There's not a lot going on.
Speaker 3:I know I mean, if I go to prison I'm getting completely in shape and I'm going to get a degree of some sort right oh, my God, that's why you just work out and read A degree in labia, that prison. Why would Okay?
Speaker 1:Well, here's your paperwork.
Speaker 2:But they all have labes in there. Who Prisoners?
Speaker 3:Oh, you lost me.
Speaker 2:If you're in a women's prison, they all have vaginas.
Speaker 3:You lost me at late, okay.
Speaker 2:Not necessarily true. It's all laid out.
Speaker 1:Not necessarily true, kyle? Yeah, so he has a bunch of tattoos. One is a swastika and the other one says bread for war. Looks like he's eaten that.
Speaker 2:He was made for war Bread. Yeah, add an A Bread for war.
Speaker 1:So Wilson's horrific rampage began on the afternoon of October 6, 2019, when he met his first victim, a 35-year-old woman, christine Melton, at a live music bar, went home with her, strangled her and then her body was found the next day. Later, the same day, diane Ruiz, 43 years old, was reported missing. Last spotted with Wilson, he was driving Melton's stolen car at the time, which Ruiz got into, and then he killed her.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:So this guy is really horrible. She was later strangled by Wilson, who went on to quote run her over until she looked like spaghetti Jesus. Wow, that's according to Wilson's dad.
Speaker 3:That's insane. Spaghetti, what Wait? Yeah, that's not bad. Wouldn't she be more like mashed potatoes, Mashed something?
Speaker 1:I think all the intestines and everything else. Mashed meat sauce, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:Cincinnati chili yeah, not good no, now he's all fat, yep, yep like, like they said in the chat, it's a total opposite of the luigi effect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly I don't know how I got these carbs right.
Speaker 1:Well, wade wilson wishes to be luigi mangione.
Speaker 3:So bad yeah, jail has been like a it's. It's been like a glow up for him for mangione?
Speaker 1:yeah, oh, absolutely, totally. I watched joker yesterday the um original one there with joaquin phoenix. It's very good. And again, if that, I swear to god, if joker 2 was good, that murder would have never happened. Yep, luigi Mangione would have never taken out his rage and anger on that CEO if they would have been a good Joker 2. It would have been cathartic for the entire country.
Speaker 3:That's exactly. Yeah, that's what we needed, I know and did not get.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. We did not get that, and because of that, now we have a new anti-hero in America and I don't even know what that means. If it's good, if it's bad, it's probably a bit of both.
Speaker 3:It's a little of both. I'm going to say good Well okay, yes, that's fine. I like that.
Speaker 1:Okay, this story, this is a crazy one. Have you ever watched the movie the Thing?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:And it's very good right.
Speaker 3:Yeah Well.
Speaker 1:You don't like the thing.
Speaker 3:No, I mean it's fun.
Speaker 1:It's fun, there's a lot of blood, there's a lot of craziness going on.
Speaker 2:Kurt Russell.
Speaker 1:Kurt Russell super stud. Come on now. There's a dog that's involved, which we all love. It happened in real life. Not so much the alien component of it, but the component of isolation making a man go mad, but the component of isolation making a man go mad. Oh oh, nine members of an Antarctic expedition are locked up together in a research station 2,000 miles away from civilization. Evidently it was dark, it was cold and they all started going a little bit crazy.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Specifically one man who is accused of violently beating, threatening and sexually harassing at least two of his teammates. It was a South African crew. It was three men or, I'm sorry, three women, six men. It includes a glamorous doctor with her own skincare line, glamp. Then what is she doing in the dark? I don't know. I don't know. It includes a glamorous doctor with her own skincare line, glam.
Speaker 3:Then what is she doing in the dark?
Speaker 1:I don't know. I don't know. Is that her? Yeah, that's her. She's glamorous indeed. Yes, she has her own skincare line. Oh, so when the temperatures at the South Pole are at their warmest for the year, there's a lot of different seasonal ice storms. In happier times, the colleagues were all seen smiling together. They were like oh, we're on an extended mission, but we're having a lot of fun so far, we're playing games in Uno.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Maybe they're playing Uno.
Speaker 3:Maybe they're playing Domino's.
Speaker 1:Maybe Domino's. It was a 13-month mission on the base of Queen Maud Land, which is surrounded by a glacial ice sheet, and for the flat earthers out there, that would be what do they call that the end of the world, the firmament, the firmament, the what now?
Speaker 1:Firmament Okay, that's what they call it. So, according to urgent emails fired off to authorities from the remote base, an unidentified male member of the South African crew stuck a Sine 4. Okay, so stuck at Sine 4. That's the name of the place, the base yeah, they became deeply disturbed within weeks arriving Within weeks. Yeah, they were like freaking out right away. Why? Because they weren't ready. They weren't mentally prepared.
Speaker 3:They were supposed to be. They said it was a 13-month operation, yeah but he wasn't able to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1:This guy's crazy, okay, right.
Speaker 3:I mean, what is he like from Florida?
Speaker 1:No, he's South African. Oh, a Florida person would be fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they have no morals.
Speaker 1:They would have had their drugs with them and they would be like making bongs out of stuff. It's so true.
Speaker 2:Smoking cigarettes outside. Yeah, say what you want about the.
Speaker 1:Floridian. It's actually true, yeah yeah, the Floridian survives, Yep. So the message went out February 27th. It alleged a crew member assaulted and sexually harassed colleagues and even threatened to kill one of them, creating quote an environment of fear and intimidation and there was no way to get out of here. They say his behavior has escalated to the point that it's deeply disturbing. I remain deeply concerned about my own safety, constantly wondering if I might become the next victim.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, that is terrifying, it is terrifying.
Speaker 1:So the identity of the crew member believed to have snapped has not yet been released, so we don't know. But we know there's nine people.
Speaker 2:It's any one of these nefarious characters. It's one of these nefarious characters.
Speaker 1:I'm assuming it's one of the six dudes. I'm going to assume that yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, it could be, yeah it could be one of the gals.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying it's not. It could be Jimar Van.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to Gmar Van Tonder.
Speaker 1:Oh, Gmar Van Tonder does sound like she would be one who goes absolutely crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, or Nivak Ghazi.
Speaker 1:Yes, according to South Africa's environmental minister, dion George, they say there were no incidents that required any of the nine overwintering team members to be brought back to Cape Town. All on the base is calm and under control, but that is not true.
Speaker 3:That's not true. All is not calm and under control.
Speaker 2:They're all getting drunk drinking Heineken.
Speaker 3:Well, that's fine.
Speaker 2:That's fine.
Speaker 1:What's the?
Speaker 2:research. That was before they snapped yeah.
Speaker 3:Maybe they ran out of Heine. Oh, that's what it was. They ran out tiny oh that's what it was they ran out of. They were like you didn't bring more than a 12 pack. Oh my god, for a year. That will cause a massive, massive fight. Look at, they're making shapes with the bottles they're having a ball.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're having fun. It's like a commercial.
Speaker 2:They have a star made out of heineken bottles and they're having a good time maybe they're all just actors that were sent out there for a commercial shoot and they were supposed to pretend like they're all just actors that were sent out there for a commercial shoot and they were supposed to pretend like they're doctors.
Speaker 3:And now they're really just losing their mind. Where's?
Speaker 1:my trailer. Oh, that's true. Actors are very fickle like that, that's true.
Speaker 3:They're not actors. They're clearly people of science.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, I guess so.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I guess so too.
Speaker 1:They're all pretty young. They're all kind of attractive in their own unique ways, which is interesting.
Speaker 3:Is this that? Did you just say that they're attractive in the way that they're not?
Speaker 1:No, in their unique ways.
Speaker 2:Kyle, you heard that right. I'm pretty sure that's what you said you heard that right.
Speaker 3:No, they're attractive they all seem unconventionally like someone out there in the world. Maybe in a few light years would find them slightly attractive in their own way.
Speaker 1:Well, either way, somebody is going to die here, whoa.
Speaker 3:No, no, my God. This isn't the season of True Detective. Remember the last one. That's exactly how that one started. A bunch of scientists were in the dark going crazy.
Speaker 2:One dude went nuts killed everyone.
Speaker 3:And there was a pile of scientists frozen and naked on top of each other. Ooh Well, it wasn't.
Speaker 1:It wasn't sexy, though, huh.
Speaker 3:It wasn't. No, it wasn't. It was weird. It was like if you were in the middle of playing Twister and then the roof came out from on top of you. It just froze you solid Right in between. Right hand red, left foot green.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's got demolition manned.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't like that at all. No, according to Dr Herman Van Niekerk, they're a geologist. They're a geologist.
Speaker 3:What does knee jerk do?
Speaker 1:Niekerk is a geologist Got it and they were at the base right. They have now come back and they say it was a very unpredictable environment. They also say that the person was deeply disturbed. They talk about how the Antarctic is often romanticized, but when people realize what's waiting for them, well, there's not a lot of people who feel they're up to it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's cold.
Speaker 2:That's why no one lives there. You're alone. Yes, it's impossible.
Speaker 3:What is there to romanticize? The sky, the snow, the snow. Isolation, you know what I can't stand when people romanticize the snow. Why not? Because?
Speaker 1:as a New Yorker.
Speaker 3:We just know that snow is pretty for like four seconds before it gets trampled on by human life.
Speaker 1:New York snow it becomes sloshy very quick, yes. But in Wisconsin you can have a nice snowfall if you're inside and you're in a wooded cabin.
Speaker 3:You see, but did you hear it? You said inside yes, inside, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then you look out your window and you have a fire, and then you're eating pizza and you look at your dog and your wife who's you know kind of falling out of love with you, and then you're just like, oh wow, look at that beautiful snow.
Speaker 3:And then you go outside and then you just like shovel snow out of the driveway over and over and over again.
Speaker 1:You just fall in it. You don't have to shovel and hit it amongst yourself.
Speaker 3:Fall.
Speaker 1:Hit it amongst yourself Fall in the snow and let the cold slowly bring you to the next realm.
Speaker 2:I guess. So yeah, so they say.
Speaker 1:I've taken students out there and some of them just can't handle the isolation, the extreme and frightening weather conditions. The perspective you lose when you can't judge distances in the whiteness yeah, much like when you're driving around Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2:It's like being in the ocean, it's just you don't know where you are, how far away you are from anything. Yeah, but you're not close to anything, right? It's hell.
Speaker 3:Yeah, is it hell? I mean, I feel like for like, yeah, a couple of weeks, it might be pretty intensely peaceful For 13 months.
Speaker 1:Hey, you're supposed to go do science.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're supposed to go do science For 13 months. I might go crazy, but not on week two. Give me like till, like month five or month four, when things really start cracking. I feel like month three is when you start finding your flow of things. Things start going like kind of well.
Speaker 1:I think the big issue here was the six to three ratio.
Speaker 3:Yeah, definitely. I mean, what were they doing with?
Speaker 1:that they went straight Supreme Court with it. I feel like you got to have a five to four or four to five but, the six to three. It's going to lead to men. They're going to be at some point. They're going to be like I don't look at her, that one's mine. And the guy will be like she doesn't even want to talk to you, bro. And then the girls are just like we hate you all. We're all lesbians, you know.
Speaker 3:It's how every conversation of mine goes.
Speaker 1:It leads to drama.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:So they say one of the trapped nine crew members went absolutely nuts and I have no idea what's going to happen to him now. So they say it was an environment of fear and intimidation. I remain deeply concerned about my own safety, constantly wondering if I might be the next victim. So there you go. Anyway, don't get into science if you can't handle it.
Speaker 2:Wait, so how is word getting back?
Speaker 1:to anybody, because this gal came back.
Speaker 2:Oh, only one did Okay.
Speaker 1:Yep. And then she was like it's really not good over there.
Speaker 3:I guess this is a dude, oh.
Speaker 1:Sinead, yeah, herman Van Nierkerk.
Speaker 2:Oh, so now it's still six guys and only two.
Speaker 1:No, no, sorry, five, it's five and three now. Now it's five and three, so one guy was voted off the island, yeah yeah, that's what happens when Fuckboy Island. Mm-hmm Night country. It's negative nine degrees, with winds reaching up to 135 degrees.
Speaker 3:And not one jacuzzi in the whole space. I mean you'd think that they'd have like a game room, some kind of a chill, relaxing spot to decompress.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, 135 miles per hour. That is, of course, yes, a general rule. Crew members, they got dining rooms. They do have alcohol. He says you take what you need and have to make it last the whole season, so maybe someone went a little bit crazy, yeah.
Speaker 3:On the boozy. You weren't supposed to do all of the blow. You were supposed to space it out, man.
Speaker 1:Imagine fiending for cocaine around all of that snow and just realize the irony, these aren't the slopes I was hoping to ski. Yes, they say romance between crew members is spoken about and it's frowned upon.
Speaker 3:So they do talk about it. Well, yeah, I mean, what a disaster that is waiting to happen.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine if we all like totally banged right now? Yeah, this is day one pal Relax.
Speaker 3:And then we had to continue to work together for the next 13 months. Yeah, Yep. How fun that would be.
Speaker 1:Van Niekerk. He says there's a lot of unknowns. Mostly when I'm out of snowmobiles that's unsettling because you can't see the crevices. The storms also come in very fast, even in the winter. There are a lot of unknowns. Show me the crevices, so people are scared.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's creepy.
Speaker 1:Despite that, there is no plans to bring the entire crew back. Oh my God, I guess they're just going to have to go.
Speaker 3:Aw.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's nice that sucks. Yeah, that does suck. I don't want to hear back with an even worse story.
Speaker 1:Right, they say it would be very difficult. It takes 10 to 14 days by boat and then a helicopter ride, which is the beginning of the movie the Thing. Weather permitting for us in the summer, winter would be difficult. I don't think we'll see those people again until December.
Speaker 3:Right until December. Okay, Well, it sounds like they're not planning on seeing them anytime soon.
Speaker 1:Nope.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have gone somewhere that far. I don't know, that's just me.
Speaker 1:Well, you're not a scientist.
Speaker 3:I'm not a scientist. I won't go that far for science. Yeah, how far will you go for science, kyle?
Speaker 2:To the sperm donation clinic, science kyle. To the sperm donation clinic. Oh, did you go? No, but that's as far as I would go for science. Have you ever done?
Speaker 1:that no, they don't want mine.
Speaker 2:They probably do. They probably don't like you got a good height I got a good height, yeah, but they're like wait, you do, you're related to nothing but criminals. We don't, we don't need that.
Speaker 3:There it is.
Speaker 1:That's the kicker he's six foot two. He's six foot. What are you? Six two, six two. Six three. Six two, exactly, timmy toes six four. I'm dead. So that's one way to die Go out there, be murdered by one of your fellow scientists.
Speaker 3:Here's another way to die.
Speaker 1:Oh, a scuba diver has tragically died when he went down a hundred feet deep in what is being called a labyrinth.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, I hate this.
Speaker 1:That's terrifying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm claustrophobic now.
Speaker 1:If everyone really wants to have fun, check out the Nutty Putty Cave incident.
Speaker 3:Whoa.
Speaker 1:Nutty Putty. It's like a fun name.
Speaker 2:It was a bukkake of death. Yeah, what the hell. Welcome to the Nutty Putty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what it sounds like that's why he got stuck down there.
Speaker 3:He couldn't climb out. He just kept sinking lower and lower underneath the goo hey man, did you bring the marshmallow fluff?
Speaker 1:No, it's all cum. No, I'm covered in semen. I can't get out of this rock. Yeah, the Nutty Putty Cave. This dude goes down there with a couple of friends. Oh Ends up fucking up. He goes down like head first into this crevice. He got his legs all showing and stuff, yep.
Speaker 3:They try to pull him up, but it doesn't work, oh my God. And then I?
Speaker 1:remember that Eventually they just seal the cave and put a little plaque.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And that's where he is to this day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he got stuck upside down.
Speaker 1:For more than like 26 hours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and they were just like sorry bud Holy shit. We're just going to go ahead and seal this up on you.
Speaker 3:Holy, what a nightmare. What a nightmare, what a nightmare. Yeah, no, that really gives me the creeps.
Speaker 1:So let's go to Florida for this story.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:So cops rushed to Twin Caves in Blue Springs Recreational Area. This was in Florida. Three people were doing a day trip. They were just going to go caving and have a good time. Oh no. However, all three found themselves in a bit of trouble. Rescue teams were able to rescue two of the people. However, a third, tragically, was killed.
Speaker 3:How did they get stuck down there?
Speaker 1:So apparently there's these fast flooding caves and they didn't realize that a fast flood was going to come in oh my God. So they say the twin caves. They're described as low flow caves, but they can easily fill up with silt and bury the divers underneath it. Oh my God. So the space in the cave is also extremely tight, obviously, and if you are claustrophobic, you don't want to be doing this.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God no.
Speaker 1:Several deaths have been reported over the years in these caves. It comes after two tourists died, with one being discovered in the jaws of a shark. What, yeah, oh my God. So he drowned, he got suff, suffocated to death and then a shark ate him. Good god and the dolphin humped him yes, it's like all right, he's finally dead that is unfortunate yes, they were being. They got swept away from strong undercurrents while they were scuba diving oh yes, another story.
Speaker 1:Another story happened in the Philippines Four Russian men aged 18 to 57, they were going to a little dive off of Verde Island in the Philippines. Disaster soon struck and they were separated from their dive master. Some of the group were able to surface, but two others they did not, and they were dead.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not going to be diving anytime soon.
Speaker 1:Nope, a British man died while losing consciousness while diving in Greece.
Speaker 3:Just don't do it. Why? Why do you have to dive?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Just snorkel, all right, dip your head in, look at it like whoa, my God, so pretty. And then come back up.
Speaker 1:It really is the weirdest pastime. Look at it like whoa Micah's so pretty and then come back up. It really is the weirdest pastime. That and that. Whatever Free Solo did when he would climb the mountains with just his cock and balls, I think what? Yeah, free Solo? He didn't even use his hands. He climbed an entire mountain with his cock and balls.
Speaker 3:I see, I see.
Speaker 1:Yes, and then he won an Oscar for it and it was like the peak of the Me Too movement. So he had to thank his girlfriend who, like, discouraged him the whole time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but then he's like I thank you, honey. He's like you did it. Yeah, You're allowed to claim some credit.
Speaker 3:All of this happening, you know Anyway.
Speaker 1:So be very careful. Suffocation is not how I want to die, unless it's kind of like this next story, an OnlyFans model.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1:Yes, an OnlyFans model. She has been charged with killing a man who paid her $11,000.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 1:For a kinky performance, whoa. The last payment for $11,000 I think we discussed was that woman who tried to get a hitman to kill her husband.
Speaker 3:That's right but the hitman was already in prison Life. You know, With a life sentence.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'll get around to it.
Speaker 1:You're real good. It's going to kill him from the inside, wow, so.
Speaker 3:So she was modeling on OnlyFans. She's very cute.
Speaker 1:She's very cute. I am going to say that I defend her. Good, Because it seems sometimes when you're doing the BDSM just look what happened with David Carradine Mistakes do happen and I don't believe that she intentionally murdered this man, but let's get into it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she doesn't look like an intentional murderer.
Speaker 1:So this guy, he gave her $11,000.
Speaker 3:Now, is this the guy, or is this just her partner?
Speaker 1:This is her husband.
Speaker 3:Oh,000. Now is this the guy, or is this just?
Speaker 1:her partner. This is her husband. Oh, okay, okay. And what he wanted to do was have a little fun by being wrapped in plastic. Well, like Twin Peaks.
Speaker 3:Okay, she's wrapped in plastic. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So he wanted to be wrapped in plastic and duct tape. This resulted in his death from asphyxiation. Jesus, right, which makes sense. So, despite never engaging in BDSM before, she told the cops that she was hired by the victim, to quote wrap him like a mummy in saran wrap.
Speaker 3:Well, that's why she wasn't even like a seasoned or like a trained.
Speaker 1:Where do you go for training?
Speaker 3:Dominatrix.
Speaker 1:Is there a school?
Speaker 3:Well, you got to apprentice someone, don't?
Speaker 1:you? Can you search if there's a dominatrix school there?
Speaker 3:is definitely dominatrix schools.
Speaker 2:I know someone who is one. Classes of sorts. Yeah, there's lessons.
Speaker 3:Okay, there's protocols you got to follow. There's a lot of safety check-ins that you got to do.
Speaker 2:There are multiple dominatrix academies.
Speaker 1:Oh, there are academies, it's a thing. How much is it for a class?
Speaker 2:Well, the Art of Female Domination classes they go for.
Speaker 1:What are we looking at? 500 bucks, 600?
Speaker 3:A few hundred bucks 400 bucks for a Labor Day, three-day rope bondage. Whoa, it's a soiree.
Speaker 1:During Labor Day. I During Labor.
Speaker 3:Day I'll tie a couple of knots for $400.
Speaker 1:That's kind of fun.
Speaker 2:That is kind of fun and this is a discount course site, by the way.
Speaker 3:Look at this, but bondage for dummies.
Speaker 2:That's what she needs. How much is bondage for dummies?
Speaker 3:It's $200? $250.
Speaker 2:What does it entail? Have you been to a million classes and left feeling like you knew less than you did when you started? No, and left feeling like you knew less than you did when you started.
Speaker 2:No, no, all the time. Maybe you feel like a beginner that's a little nervous and fumbling. Well, worry no more. Yes, all you need to learn is one basic principle to begin your bondage journey. I will show you the easiest way to tie a rope effectively and go through the process until you're rigging like a pro Rigging. Like a pro Rigging. I love that.
Speaker 3:He jumped to very advanced level verbiage there.
Speaker 1:Well, so this woman, she did not take these classes.
Speaker 3:Not a one dude. She just did what she thought she saw or could do on Instagram.
Speaker 2:There's a two book Kindle series for $4.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh. She could have ordered a $2 Kindle series and saved this man's life.
Speaker 1:Now I'm kind of backtracking on my support.
Speaker 3:She didn't take the classes. You fully. Yeah, you did defend her Because it could have been like, by the way, when you wrap someone in saran wrap, you got to leave like one pinky out. So you'd be like wiggle your pinky if you're dying, but wouldn't you poke little holes. Or you poke little holes, but wouldn't you poke little holes. Or you poke little holes, yeah. And then you're like before you get all like rah, you're supposed to be like, hey, are you good?
Speaker 3:And you're like, I know you can't breathe, but you can breathe right, All right, cool and action, rah. And then you do the dominatrix stuff.
Speaker 1:Right, so the victim again. He wanted to be wrapped like a mummy in saran wrap and then, strangely, he wanted her to glue a pair of women's boots to his feet. Okay, so he wanted her to glue the women's shoes to his feet.
Speaker 3:So like, okay, wait, are we talking like the glue is in his foot and then you put the shoe on his foot and then it's like they're glued inside. Or is the shoe sole having the glue on it, and then it goes from sole to foot sole.
Speaker 1:That doesn't really clarify it. Sole to sole glue, yeah. Or do you put the sole of the shoe on the bottom of his foot and then he walks like all weird on the actual, on the shoe laces?
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, if he's tied up in saran wrap, where is he going?
Speaker 2:He's kind of just jumping up and down.
Speaker 3:I thought he was lying down. I saw the soul gluing happening.
Speaker 1:The victim's name was Dale.
Speaker 2:Oh, damn it Dale.
Speaker 1:Yeah. In a troubling video out of April 17th 2023, it shows Dale had duct tape over his mouth, his head swathed in cling wrap, that was further duct taped, and then there was a plastic bag, also secured with tape, over his entire face and head. I think she may have killed him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now I'm thinking this. Yeah, now it's feeling like all around murder. Yeah, this is all a lot.
Speaker 2:But then why kill the guy? He's given you 11 grand for your first job ever.
Speaker 1:It's true. No, not for her first job.
Speaker 2:Her first BDSM job. Well right.
Speaker 3:And for therefore first working relationship.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if.
Speaker 3:I were her, I'd be like wow, this is a thing.
Speaker 2:That's something you want to keep going.
Speaker 3:This is a working relationship we could probably work out, yeah.
Speaker 1:It may have ended great, though you know how, like you do really well yeah. And then you're like I think comedy is for me, and then subsequent times are horrible and then your life sort of spirals yeah. And everything kind of falls apart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1:All because that first time gave you a bit of an inkling of success.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, yeah, man is that what happens.
Speaker 1:That's what happens, how that's, and then they blame stand-up, and then they're like I hate comedy. And then they get into law or drugs. Podcasts, podcasts. No, podcasting is comedy. No, podcasting, this is professional radio. Yes, this is a skill that is above all forms of comedy.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:So Dale, as he was suffocating on the floor, she performed sex acts nearby for the OnlyFans video she was recording on her phone. Well, that's comforting, at least so he was like I'm dying, I'm dying. And then she was like let me shove this dildo up my ass.
Speaker 3:She was like like and subscribe guys. She's like take the shoes off.
Speaker 1:So the plastic wrappings were left in place for a total of eight minutes.
Speaker 3:Wow, that's too long.
Speaker 1:Right, and so Dale's arms and legs were also bound tightly, preventing him from removing anything that was over his mouth or his nose Terrifying.
Speaker 3:This is also just claustrophobia central.
Speaker 1:Yes, she realized something had gone horribly wrong and then she did call 911. She tried to give CPR, but he was declared brain dead at the hospital.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, oh my.
Speaker 1:God. So he paid $11,000 to get murdered in a horrible, horrible way. No word if he came. Yeah, now if he ejaculated, I do think that that would be part of the defense.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it would be pretty nice, well, at least to just know that he went out doing what he loved.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she recorded this on her OnlyFans, which she operates with her partner, husband Brandon.
Speaker 3:Brandon. Yeah when the hell was Brandon huh. Brandon and Dale yeah, why shouldn't Brandon have been checking up on Dale's pulse, or something Dale? Why shouldn't Brandon have been checking up on Dale's pulse, or something?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think they really cared much about Dale. I think he's more the tech guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's behind the producer.
Speaker 1:Well, tech is a funny word for cuck. I think he's the cuck guy. Yeah, she has three children. She says they were engaged in consensual sexual activities and she did not think that Dale was going to die. She's like I did not think he was going to die.
Speaker 3:Who knew you wrap a guy in saran wrap for what Eight minutes. I thought he was going to come out of that.
Speaker 2:I run an OnlyFans. I'm not a genius over here. Oftentimes they are, though I'm fingering my butthole on camera.
Speaker 3:Seriously, I'm not fucking, I'm not a scientist.
Speaker 2:This is in Antarctica, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, science behind that. Yeah, o-ring stimulation.
Speaker 3:Yeah Well, she should have used some common sense.
Speaker 1:This is what the guy, the guy wanted this.
Speaker 3:I know, but still it's like you gotta.
Speaker 1:This is gonna be an interesting case to follow. She has pleaded not guilty. She is in jail. She's being held without bond. I think you could probably bond her out.
Speaker 3:You could bond her out. I mean, that's what got her into all this. Hello, I mean well, maybe, yeah, well, maybe she's a flight risk, yeah maybe Either way.
Speaker 1:She has been charged with second degree murder, so she's looking at a very significant time.
Speaker 2:Oh my, God, I need to know whether or not the I don't know the transfer went through Before this, because if it didn't, and she was like pissed, then I could see her killing him. I mean.
Speaker 1:She recorded all of this True, so that'll be.
Speaker 3:I think we'll see as far as we know, it's gonna be disturbing.
Speaker 1:If she went over and like Started kicking the body and being like Where's my money, motherfucker? Yeah, yeah, yeah it kicking the body and being like where's my money, motherfucker. It could just be an innocent mistake and I don't know If I'm a juror is this just a tragic accident.
Speaker 2:Well, if you're a juror, you're going to be like, let me see that video again. Let me see that now. Did we actually see the whole video?
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to see that again. I mean the.
Speaker 3:H-O-L-E. Did we see the hole in the video? Yes, did you get any hole.
Speaker 1:Did we see that video of her winking it one more time? Because I think she's winking at me.
Speaker 2:Wow, I think we need to see her other videos.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just for context.
Speaker 1:Yes, but that is an interesting one, isn't it Kind of?
Speaker 3:It's kind it is a gray area, because it's like, oh man, this girl's going to take away this girl's whole life, but then also she took away someone's whole life too. Yeah, Dale's yeah.
Speaker 1:What does the chat think?
Speaker 3:What does the chat think?
Speaker 2:They're talking about how bad of a time it would be to be stuck in that cave right now.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, but that Cave, or dying at the hands of a dominatrix, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's today's pop-up question. Then you feel like a silly goose. At least the other guy was like died with his proper hiking gear on this guy's true fucking high heels on, glued to his feet.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, that's a tough one to explain. You're gonna want to have a closed casket yeah, why would you? I don't know how the glue process worked.
Speaker 3:Yeah was it like actually on his foot or did he wear a sock? And then it was glued to the shoe, so then he just like he could just take the sock off.
Speaker 2:He glued the sock to his foot and glued it to the shoe after, so it was all just Ew.
Speaker 3:That's how the glue feels in between your toes.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1:I guess the glue that's from yeah, that is that might be. From. What was that movie Show Girls?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:The guy liked to have Vaseline between his toes.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, well, that's weird Yucky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, just lastly, if you're going to take a picture with a knockoff brand Mickey Mouse, make sure to pay him, otherwise you're going to get stabbed. To pay him, otherwise you're going to get stabbed. What this is a tourist warning. So there's a fella. He poses as Mickey Mouse, right?
Speaker 3:Why is there a bunch of stuff on his nose?
Speaker 1:Because he's weird. It looks like it's ticker tack.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So he's a lookalike. He's being hunted by police after he threatened to stab tourists with a knife. That's amazing.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:Because these people, this is in Naples, Italy, which is a beautiful, beautiful place. I've been to Naples.
Speaker 3:That's why he has the knockoff. Naples costume.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:Great pizza, great people.
Speaker 3:This Mickey Mouse has an Italian accent.
Speaker 1:Exactly Cool, Much like they did in the WWII era, Right right when they were talking about fascism and defeating the Nazis. So pictures and videos were shared all over social media.
Speaker 3:Wow he's creepy.
Speaker 1:Yes, people would take a picture with him. But then if they were unwilling to pay, he threatened them and he would pull out a big old knife. Oh my God, yeah. One TikTok user posted a picture of her younger daughter with the Mickey Mouse impersonator. They say I was super excited and my daughter took a picture with Mickey Mouse. Only now I have discovered that he goes around with a knife and takes it out to anyone who doesn't give him money. Thank God we escaped. My question is you got to pay the guy?
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, a lot of people don't realize that that's exactly what they want. They want, they're giving you a service, they're taking a picture with you. Yeah, people are like, oh, this is so fun, they're just out here. It's like no, they really. You better give them five or 10 bucks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, they're pissed yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like when you're in Las Vegas and you see the big showgirls or show guys. Yes, I've taken pictures of both. Nice, you got to give them 20 bucks.
Speaker 3:You have to.
Speaker 1:Otherwise, I mean, they'll get rid of you they will find a way to kill you.
Speaker 3:Make you some with the desert fishes.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But people are very upset. They say I mean the knife is pretty extreme. The knife is very extreme. Also, where does he keep it?
Speaker 3:Well, he's got a whole Joker costume on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's on the inside of his shirt.
Speaker 2:I'll see if I can bring the video tomorrow, but people I know got video of a guy beating the shit out of Spider-Man on Hollywood Boulevard. Oh really, because he got into an argument. I know got video of a guy beating the shit out of spider-man on hollywood boulevard. Oh really, because he got into an argument with the mickey mouse on hollywood boulevard and then spider-man dropped in like he was like tough and then the dude was like no, I'm really gonna beat the shit out of you and beat the shit out of spider-man. So bad he had to get thrown into a pickup truck and driven away to the hospital oh my god and mickey mouse is actually friends with the Spider-Man.
Speaker 2:I know all these guys, yeah. And you see Spider-Man getting the shit kicked out of him by this lunatic who ended up going to prison for all this, and Mickey Mouse is in the background just going, not breaking characters.
Speaker 1:That's amazing.
Speaker 2:He's got his hands on his cheeks.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's hilarious oh that's good.
Speaker 1:What was the name of the documentary that followed the street performers, the person who dressed as Superman and Batman? It is fantastic. It gives you insight into the lives of a lot of these folks, who are mostly failed actors, and they really do love the characters that they portray many times.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what was the name of that documentary? Confessions of a Superhero. Confessions of a Superhero. I just watched it a few months ago again.
Speaker 1:The guy who plays Superman is like touched.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And he just died, did he just?
Speaker 2:die. He died within the last couple of years.
Speaker 1:Jumping off a building or what?
Speaker 2:No, he was like yeah, not healthy in any aspect of life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe suicide, maybe suicide, Maybe All right everyone. Well, thank you for listening.
Speaker 3:What a time, what a time Absolutely Do we have any comments to read. Yes, today was very chilling.
Speaker 2:Vanessa said don't mess with a disgruntled mascot.
Speaker 3:Absolutely not Very fucking true.
Speaker 1:I love a good mascot. It's hot in those suits and they're cranky and they're very athletic, some of them Mr Met, oh yeah, and then they gave him a Mrs Met too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were like please calm down, sir. You have a wife now you have a family.
Speaker 1:Well, that'll calm him down. Nothing's more calming than a wife.
Speaker 2:Right. People had their picks of who was going to be the lunatic on the Antarctic base.
Speaker 1:Okay, who do they got?
Speaker 2:People got Nevek.
Speaker 3:Oh, nevek, just fine, he seemed fine.
Speaker 2:That Alan dude.
Speaker 3:He was giving me the side eye.
Speaker 2:Kelsey and Jeff were saying about the fat Joker, wade Wilson, that he's got the opposite of the Luigi effect going on. Yeah, kyle, I said that earlier. I know, but they're agreeing with you. They're agreeing with you, yeah.
Speaker 1:Look at that, all right, everyone.
Speaker 2:Vanessa used to be a party panda at the local skating rink. You haven't lived until you've done a hokey pokey and skates in a panda suit. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:I haven't lived yet I guess I have not lived. Yeah, I always loved doing the old hokey pokey. I can't even rollerblade in my jeans. I mean I skate. If I do it in a panda suit, I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1:No, We'll have to wait and see. We'll wait and see. When everything falls apart and we're down on Hollywood Boulevard, I'll be the Incredible Hulk. No-transcript.