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Episode 37: Diamonds Are Forever (In Your Digestive Tract)
Diamonds might be forever, but they definitely don't belong in the human digestive tract. That's a lesson one jewel thief learned the hard way after swallowing three large diamond earrings to evade police—only to spend two weeks under surveillance while prison officials waited for nature to take its course. The resulting story (complete with photo evidence) kicks off our dive into some truly bizarre true crime tales.
Nothing says uncomfortable quite like sitting beside your wife while watching her well-endowed ex-boyfriend perform naked on Broadway. Alec Baldwin shares this experience in excruciating detail, explaining how he couldn't pay attention to anything except what he describes as "a clarinet hanging from his pants." The confession leads us to wonder about the strange power dynamics in celebrity relationships and why some people feel compelled to broadcast their insecurities to the world.
The darker side of humanity emerges in our coverage of a woman who, when told she couldn't board a flight with her dog, made the shocking decision to drown the animal in an airport bathroom rather than make alternate arrangements. Equally disturbing is the calculated betrayal by a registered nurse who spent years convincing her friend she had terminal cancer before administering a fatal insulin injection—all to collect a $1.5 million insurance payout.
Between exploring a Queens Park murder mystery, questioning medical privacy practices, and debating the proper etiquette around hospital gowns, we navigate the strange territory where human psychology, crime, and social norms intersect. The result is a conversation that's equal parts disturbing, thought-provoking, and oddly therapeutic.
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Speaker 3:Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where Jerry Everything's gonna be OK, bud I'm. Ben Kissel on Instagram at BenKissel1. As always, joined by Jerry Aquino. Hello At Jerry. At Miss underscore. Jerry, that's J-E-R-I-I and Kyle Ploof. Hey At Kyle Ploof, join our Patreon, patreoncom. Slash diebud, watch every episode live, comment and contribute to the show. Also okbudpod at gmailcom. Check it out, shoot us an email, let us know some of your thoughts. Thanks for all the dog pictures. Once again, I got more dog pics.
Speaker 2:More dog pics.
Speaker 3:That's all I need, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:What are the outfits?
Speaker 3:Nude. I love that All nude. Speaking of nude, we've got to start this week off with an update. We talked about a fella. His name is Jathan Gilder.
Speaker 2:Jathan.
Speaker 3:He's a jewel thief.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:And he was running from the law and he said, oh my God, the law's on to me. What am I going to do with all these jewels? Should I throw them out the window? No, I'm going to swallow them. That's good. So he swallowed them. Obviously, there's only one way to retrieve those, and it took two weeks before mr gilder shat out three large diamond earrings two weeks.
Speaker 2:I mean two weeks. Wait, those are three that's three diamond earrings okay, so he's missing one yes there's a four there should be a fourth one.
Speaker 1:they're all in Are the backs still on them.
Speaker 3:Yes, the backs. Oh my God, Look at this sharp object. Look at that thing. He had to pass three freaking times and you can almost see the poop still on the diamonds. Yeah, there's some polyps stuck to that.
Speaker 2:That's not cool. So I mean two weeks Talk about a terrible fiber diet. Why did it take so long?
Speaker 3:I think he was in prison eating hospital food. I guess he had to shit into a cheesecloth for two weeks.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Imagine and the person that has to just like sift through it every single time uses the bathroom. Get in there, daryl, it's time.
Speaker 3:Like the worst job at the trashiest Jurassic Park. Yeah, instead of dinosaurs, you got people dressed like T-Rex and you got to go sift through their shit because they stole some diamonds from the gift store.
Speaker 2:Is that his face?
Speaker 3:That's his face. He has very striking eyes. He has very striking eyes. He's an attractive African-American man. He lives with his mother, who is 73. So I'm sure that she had some questions for her son when he returned home with a gut full of diamonds that didn't belong to him.
Speaker 2:Well, she wouldn't know, that would she.
Speaker 3:No, she wouldn't, unless she read the news. But if she's smart, she stopped doing that years ago.
Speaker 2:How did they figure out that he ate it again?
Speaker 3:Well, because they searched—.
Speaker 2:Because he could have eaten it and he could have not.
Speaker 3:They searched the car car and they found a bunch of tags and stuff like that Be like this belongs to a diamond ring. And then they said where are the diamonds? And then he's like I don't really know. And then they brought him to the hospital where they did an x-ray and then they found all the diamonds in his tummy.
Speaker 2:How did they know to look in his stomach?
Speaker 3:When you get pulled over now and you're detained, they can give you a full colonoscopy.
Speaker 2:Just a whole body scan.
Speaker 3:Yes, they can do anything they want to. Is that him?
Speaker 1:Yeah, because he got shot.
Speaker 3:Was he shot in this debacle also. Yeah, he was. How was that? I didn't even realize that.
Speaker 2:This guy is way too handsome to be committing these kind of crimes. I mean, has he tried modeling?
Speaker 1:I feel like They'd give him the diamonds.
Speaker 2:He could. Yeah, like influencing Instagram influencing, you can get a ton of these stories that just send you diamonds.
Speaker 3:This might be his in, as we know the beautiful man that was a felon who was caught stealing. He got a modeling contract Do you remember that story oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:The model felon. Can you pull him up? Kyle, model felon, that guy was a super hunk, but then I do believe he committed another crime.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 1:Jeremy Meeks.
Speaker 2:Beautiful. That's right, jeremy Meeks. I mean I can't wait to see what kind of a those eyes. Yeah, he looks like trouble, though.
Speaker 3:He is trouble.
Speaker 2:He looks like trouble.
Speaker 3:There's another gal, a white gal, I think she's like 21 or so. She just went viral because she got two mugshots now and she might get a modeling contract as well. That was just earlier this week.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to see what Luigi does.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, we will see If he ever gets out. He's got a modeling contract waiting for him.
Speaker 2:He's got a ton, I bet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, gilder says. Investigators say was talking with his mouth closed and was moving an object around using his tongue. So I think they pulled him over and he was like, oh, how are you officer? And they're like, do you have something in your mouth? He's like, no, not at all, why would I have anything in my mouth? And then eventually he swallowed it and showed them their mouth like he is the world's wealthiest competitive eater.
Speaker 2:That is hilarious. Oh man, that's so funny.
Speaker 3:So it is official, he has passed the diamonds and now they are in, I don't know, I guess police custody and does anybody want them back?
Speaker 2:So yeah right, Does anyone want to buy them? Or like, how is the jewelry going to sell these pieces, do you?
Speaker 3:have to tell somebody if the diamond earrings you're buying at a premium. These were $770,000 worth of diamonds.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, that went down a couple hundred.
Speaker 3:At least right. A thousand, yes, a couple hundred thousand. Just so you know. Those did pass through the entire human anatomy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Pray tell, sir yeah, pray tell, sir yeah.
Speaker 2:And because of that, we're offering a BOGO for them. Oh, a BOGO.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like if you have to tell somebody if someone got killed in the house.
Speaker 2:Right when you're selling the house. Yeah, you have to let people, yeah.
Speaker 1:Now you're going to let them know. It's fucking been shut out by a felon.
Speaker 3:I think nowadays people will pay more oh felon, I think nowadays people will pay more.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, this is where the sex dungeon was. Yeah, oh, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3:That's so true weirdos. I like my houses without the death, yeah who took this photo? Uh, probably it is the police examiner. They have a nice latex glove on. Yeah, um, I don't know who took the photo, leaked it they're diamonds.
Speaker 1:Two of the backings are still straight. One is bent oh, that happened. One got worked on bad.
Speaker 2:If you guys okay, you guys are telling me, if you were to like push those all together, pile them up, that you've taken larger shits than that little pile of diamonds I know you all have.
Speaker 3:Oh for sure Shit is, it's malleable.
Speaker 2:It's have oh yeah, sure shit is. It's malleable, it's usually soft. This is like titanium, that is, yeah, that's. But what if it's like? What if it was like directly in the middle of like a really large cylinder?
Speaker 3:you know what I mean I don't think it would work that way and, as we know well, because sometimes a poo likes to go out on a nice night, and so I think the poo would wear the earrings and the poo would say, yes, I'm going to the toilet ball tonight.
Speaker 2:I'm going to wear them out where everyone can see. Yes, not keep them inside my jacket.
Speaker 3:Right. What's the point In?
Speaker 2:case I get patted down by security.
Speaker 3:That had to be the world's most expensive shit. It had to be, yeah.
Speaker 2:And the person that collected it wasn't paid shit.
Speaker 3:Definitely not $11.50 an hour for this God dang. Anyway, there is again, as I mentioned, still shit.
Speaker 2:He's probably got some scratches on the inside of his colon walls.
Speaker 3:He's got to be in immense amounts of pain.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Immense amounts of pain.
Speaker 2:But good for him. Well, beauty is pain.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he tried. Well, speaking of jewel thieves this Thursday we're going to speak with, and this is planned. Well, speaking of jewel thieves this Thursday we're going to speak with, and this is planned. It might not happen, because sometimes Larry's a little bit off and so are we. Yeah, but Larry Lawton, we're going to be talking with him this Thursday. Yeah, Maybe we'll talk about Yolanda.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Because we're covering Selena the world's arch nemesis.
Speaker 2:Seriously the world's unified arch nemesis. Everyone can agree that we all hate Yolanda.
Speaker 3:Yep, in a way she's brought us together through a horrible action of killing Selena. But we will be speaking with Larry Lawton on Larry Lawton's channel, so make sure to check that out on Thursday. But we will tell you again. All right, well, speaking of I don't know, just garbage and shit. I hate to do this again. Alec Baldwin I am beginning to have empathy for him.
Speaker 1:Nah, that's what he wants you to do, and it's working.
Speaker 3:God it's working Because he's a Baldwin. They're still charming.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin says he saw Hilaria's ex-husband naked and he says he has a clarinet hanging from his pants. So his current wife somehow it was her ex-boyfriend, I guess it was a performance. He was at a performance on Broadway and he enters this room and he sees her ex-boyfriend's ding dong and he says it's a clarinet. It's absolutely huge, wow. So what is the point? What is the point of this relationship for Alec Baldwin? Is this his penance?
Speaker 2:Yeah, like what is going on here and why did he see it again?
Speaker 3:I think he was. So Hilaria says if she had ever dated an actor before meeting Alec, and then she says no. She says well, I mean, I mean I can't do her accent. But she says she can't even do her accent. That's true. She says, well, I mean I went to an actor when he was an actor. I did an actor who then got to be on Broadway and we went to go see him naked. So apparently it's one of those Broadway plays where the ding-dongs are out and the boobies are flappy.
Speaker 2:Puppetry of the Penis. What was it? He was an equus.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't know. Is that a play where everyone's naked?
Speaker 2:It's a play where the one specific dude is naked. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, what was the play that-?
Speaker 2:Daniel Radcliffe did it once.
Speaker 1:Oh, that the angry inch.
Speaker 2:Something about him being in love with a horse.
Speaker 3:Is that what it is?
Speaker 2:He's in love with a horse, hedwig and the angry itch.
Speaker 1:Inch, inch. Yes.
Speaker 2:Is that?
Speaker 3:Hedwig, Hedwig yeah. Yeah Well that play's amazing yeah.
Speaker 2:No, I was talking about Equus.
Speaker 3:Equus, Equus. Thank you. So Alex says I've seen one of the loves of her life naked.
Speaker 3:He says I've seen one of the loves of her life naked. And then he says that it was absolutely huge. Yeah, so there you go. He says he was one of the loves of her life, he was very important to her. And then he says and he went to go see him on Broadway and he, he was naked and, as our british fans would say, he had his bits out, so he saw the penis of this fella yes, you know, and you just sit there together and you just look and and you know your wife banged him and you're just looking at his dick, yep, and you look at the playbill yeah
Speaker 1:and you're just like oh, what's this about? Why a clarinet Like, does it have knobs on it or something?
Speaker 2:It's because it's long and it carries weight.
Speaker 1:And it made a lot of noise.
Speaker 2:And when you put your mouth on it you've got to really wet the whistle.
Speaker 3:It made Hilaria make a lot of noise, whoa and she, as she was orgasming to this man that not only was he watching X.
Speaker 2:But it's an X.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:So used to do it, yes, but but it doesn't not anymore.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I still feel like I don't know. I still would just be like you know.
Speaker 2:Do we have to go watch a play with your ex-boyfriend's dick hanging out?
Speaker 3:It seems to me hilarious.
Speaker 2:As your husband, it's a little that wouldn't feel necessary.
Speaker 3:This is one. This is where you go to the bench and you call your gay friend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, totally. And you're like, hey, buddy, let's go watch this. Yeah, yeah, maybe you don't have to yell at me for feeling like this is a little weird.
Speaker 3:Right, and then Alec can go do what Ale as into the ball game yeah, we went to go see, take me out, and they are all baseball players yeah and they say and all these baseball players were in the locker room and they all turned around naked with their dongs hanging out which one is her ex?
Speaker 1:they're not naming names. They're not I think it's jesse williams it's. Yeah, I was literally just because it looks like he's got a hammer right here it's obviously jesse williams.
Speaker 2:Oh wow and he's.
Speaker 3:He's got the same eyes as jeremy meeks yeah, he does, he's, he's gorgeous yeah wow, he's a very pretty man yeah, so the play that you were referencing seemed a little classy yeah, yeah, this was just a locker room scene it was just a locker room scene where they're all showering they turn around. They're just naked. Well, that's not. Well, that doesn't really drive the plot, does it?
Speaker 1:No. It drives your uterus back.
Speaker 2:It didn't in Starship Troopers either.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he says, and I'm literally there and he's there, her boyfriend, and I recognize him, I met him before. And when he turns around with his penis hanging out, I'm like oh, oh, oh, okay, he had a clarinet hanging from his pants. Yep definitely that guy. Yep, the guy literally turned around and we're like oh, whoa, Bro, you are so cucked out. Oh my God, Whoa yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, so what is? Is this show just going to continue to demonize? This is the whole thing. We like alec by proxy, because we realize that hilaria is a much more evil character no ish, I'm gonna go ish.
Speaker 3:Yes, I like him because I would not want his life in a million years right at all. I think it's horrible. He got the babe that he always wanted, but at what cost Exactly? And then Hilaria she's just laughing at Alec this entire time and she says I think you remember this more than I do.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 3:But she, I'm sure when she saw that ding dong, I'm sure she had a couple of memories. Wow, yeah. And then Alec says I couldn't pay attention to a word he was saying. He's right there standing talking to me. I'm like you have a baseball bat that you stuff in your pants every day.
Speaker 1:How does that work for you? He just goes on to talk about it way too long.
Speaker 2:He really does. He's just like so, so into it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like so. So into it, yeah. So I guess that's what their show's all about. Is just alec looking at his?
Speaker 2:exes looking at his wife's ex's cocks? Yeah, I guess so, which is a longer title.
Speaker 1:And then she has an accent and um, he might get so desperate that he just goes up to him like behind the scenes. He's like, hey, can you just fuck my wife please? She's being mean to me well I wouldn't.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if that happens.
Speaker 2:He looks like he's crying there.
Speaker 3:I think he's sad.
Speaker 2:He's been sad so much. What has happened?
Speaker 3:Yeah, anyway, you can watch all of that on the Baldwins.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, yay. Isn't that exciting I don't exactly want to watch it, but I kind of want to watch it.
Speaker 3:I want to watch it like this, where I just watch the really devastating part and make Alec Baldwin cry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I never thought I've had sympathy for him. I really don't like him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, he's not a great guy, no.
Speaker 3:Aw. Anyway, I kind of like him. I just feel bad. Don't fall for it, all right. Well, speaking of things that are very not likable, we can all agree with this. Airfly, air flying flight, airplanes Flying through flight, fly planes, fly, car fly Definitely Gotta go to Walmart who flies. Air travel is difficult. That's what I am trying.
Speaker 3:You know, what's hard about flying Speaking? Hey, I'm like. Hundreds of dollars doing this show Go to our Patreon, patreoncom. Slash diebud. That would be great. A woman was told she couldn't fly with her dog, so instead of just taking the dog back home, getting another flight and flying to where she was going, which I believe was Columbia, oh, she drowned the dog in the airport bathroom. What, what a fucking scumbag. Oh my God, what, oh God, this is horrible.
Speaker 2:All right. So what I'm hearing? What I just heard was the dog was full of cocaine. It was the drug mule that couldn't be caught, so she just put it down.
Speaker 3:That would be a death warrant on her head. That would be If she killed the cocaine dog. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2:Well, she didn't want to get caught with it. Yeah, it would be a death warrant on your right.
Speaker 3:This woman, believe it or not, central Florida. She was from Central Florida. She was taken into custody this was last year, so she left the dog in the bathroom at the Orlando oh God. So they said you can't be taking that dog on this flight. So then it is said in an affidavit that she took extreme and tragic action by killing the dog.
Speaker 2:What did the dog know?
Speaker 1:She could have just left the dog in the bathroom and gotten on the flight. Anything other than this.
Speaker 2:Why was that the conclusion of what she had to do?
Speaker 3:So the Orlando Police department said officers responded to a dead dog that was found yes, that was found by an employee in the woman's bathroom. Which what a poor airport employee yeah, that's a weird thing to walk into but it does go to further my point that women's bathrooms are more disgusting than men's bathrooms, on average.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I could definitely confirm that.
Speaker 3:Officers were taken to a trash bag, where the dog was found dead, along with the dog accessories. Oh my, God.
Speaker 2:She's like well, I won't be needing these anymore. Might as well lighten my load.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Wow, why would? Okay, is it? She did one of those psycho things. If I can't have you, no one will.
Speaker 3:I guess so. So a woman who was working at the time told police she saw a woman identified as Lawrence sitting on the bathroom floor stall cleaning up a large amount of water and dog food. Oh, my God, I think she fed the dog one dog food, oh my God. So I think she like fed the dog one final time, oh my God. And then probably, I guess, put it in the toilet and drowned it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Happy Monday everybody. I just want to say happy Monday if you're driving to work.
Speaker 2:I told you.
Speaker 3:This is a nice story you can share with your coworkers.
Speaker 2:This is insane. Like what a crazy pitch.
Speaker 3:She last-mealed him oh my God, oh my God, that's horrible. Also, you got to give him a treat, not just dog food, yeah.
Speaker 2:Maybe there are no traces of the treats because he ate them all.
Speaker 3:That would actually be kind of nice. Yeah, I'm going to ask my dog, jerry, what his final treat will be.
Speaker 2:He's going to be like revenge.
Speaker 3:Just starts eating my nose. Get out of here. So they say Lawrence left the stall with a purse and left the stall with her purse and suitcase. Then the employee went. They removed a trash bag from the canister and found the dog and the dog also. She's very stupid because she left the dog collar which has all of the information of who the dog belonged to on it.
Speaker 3:That's ridiculous. Yes, it was determined that Tywin's death was from drowning. Surveillance Cambridge footage shows Lawrence arriving with the dog and then sitting at the gate without the dog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's like, excuse me please. Then goes to the bathroom, comes back. Her arms are just bleeding. Oh, my Like, I'm ready for the flight now Right, right, fucking psycho.
Speaker 3:And not all dogs are precious, but this was a nine-year-old miniature schnauzer. Aw, they're cute. That's so sad, I know. So she's facing aggravated animal cruelty, which is a third degree felonies.
Speaker 2:And what is that? What do you do? And is she doing that? And she's staying here right. She just wasn't allowed to go to Columbia after that.
Speaker 3:I don't think she made the flight. I really I would be Like how?
Speaker 2:long did it take for them to find it versus like whether she was on the plane or not? Was she already left?
Speaker 3:When it comes to airports, I give them a little bit of credit. They get those bathrooms flipped around pretty quick.
Speaker 2:They do, they do, they have to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a 24-7 crap fest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, especially after COVID.
Speaker 3:Yes, so I bet you it was probably 10 minutes, because I see them. They're always in there cleaning, mopping, sweeping. Yeah, they are, and we love our bathroom attendants. Thank you for what you do.
Speaker 2:Thank you so much for never telling on me when I'm vaping in the bathroom.
Speaker 3:I always get my one final vape in.
Speaker 2:Exactly, a little puff puff.
Speaker 3:I found that if you go into the family bathroom, oh yeah, that's so much better. I've smoked those places yeah.
Speaker 2:No, but then it goes underneath the door and then you're more likely to get caught from someone else.
Speaker 3:Well, you just kind of run out really quick and then a family of five walk in and then you're like guys, look at this sick group of assholes. Anyway, oh Lord. So let's move on, shall we from that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's sad.
Speaker 3:I know I'm trying to like. Did we mine it for all the jokes? Yeah, Dog's dead.
Speaker 2:She didn't go to Columbia, she's from Florida. No cocaine dogs in this family.
Speaker 3:It's a miniature schnauzer.
Speaker 2:It's just so comically suspicious in that there had to be a reason more than just like she couldn't bring the dog.
Speaker 3:Just wanting to go to fucking Columbia, yeah.
Speaker 2:She could have just looked at any kid and been like have you ever wanted a dog here? You go Seriously Just hold on to this leash, I'll be right back and never comes back. You know what they should do.
Speaker 3:They should do this at airports. They should do dog hotel extended stays. You bring the dog, you're on vacation for a week.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:The little hotel in the airport area. Oh, leave the dog, come back.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool. Actually, That'd be a good idea have a little boarding thing.
Speaker 1:Gonna have to edit that out, so we can actually do that.
Speaker 2:Oh good.
Speaker 3:Good idea. Now that's an idea worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I won't be doing it. I'm not watching after those damn dogs.
Speaker 3:Well you don't have to watch. Okay, no, you'll be on vacation.
Speaker 2:Just don't let let him on the tarmac and Dog Jerry will be hanging out in a hotel Sipping on a little doggy, margarita.
Speaker 3:That's fun. I like the idea of dogs drinking mocktails.
Speaker 2:You know, it's like a little raised dog bowl but with an umbrella in it.
Speaker 3:Next thing, you know they're doing your taxes and stuff, then they can vote. Then you got these Mexican dogs voting, all right. Well, this next story is a bit of a mystery and hopefully we can get some answers. Throughout this week, a woman's body was found floating in the East River, near her blood-soaked Mercedes. No one knows what happened. Soaked Mercedes, jesus. No one knows what happened. So she was spotted floating in the East River near Queens Park. We all know where that is. Yeah, queens Park. This is in New York. You might know. I'm sure you would recognize it if you were there. Okay, so police responded to a 911 call about an unconscious person near Fort Totten in Cross Island Boulevard, and she was just floating there all bloated. When officers arrived, they found an unresponsive 45-year-old woman. A pedestrian first spotted the body floating along the rocky shoreline, which apparently is a very popular jogging path.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not fair. I always look for floating limbs and floating bodies when I was running in the Upper West Side and the Lower West Side. I just always wanted to just be the one to find it.
Speaker 3:You did, I did, wow. Well, a lot of people are deeply traumatized by finding dead bodies.
Speaker 2:Well, I wouldn't know about that now, would I? I've never found one.
Speaker 3:You wanted it too much.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's why I always say every night, I say aliens don't come bother me, aliens come bother me. And then they don't yeah, because they know what I want. So a white Mercedes E-Class with New York plates was parked about 50 yards away and large smears of blood covered the rear driver's side door. Whoa so it does seem as if foul play is afoot. Oh, definitely so the medical examiner. They determined the cause of death. They say the car's white leather interior was marked with blood, including a pool on the driver's seat.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she was dead before she hit the water.
Speaker 3:Yes, so they killed her, probably stabbed her, it sounds like, and then threw her in the water. Sleep in the water.
Speaker 2:Sleep with the fishes.
Speaker 3:Seriously, this is according to a 48-year-old named Max, which that's the thing when you name your kid stuff like Max.
Speaker 2:Eventually, they're going to be a 48-year-old.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Named Max.
Speaker 3:That doesn't work.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it really doesn't.
Speaker 3:No, it's a child. Yeah, it's a child's name.
Speaker 2:Oh it's, I mean it's. Is it a golden retriever's name? It could be.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It could be.
Speaker 3:Yes, a lot of white liberal parents really try to go out there now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And they try to name their kids like dog names.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Max Jack.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's sort of flipped Samantha, and then they'll name their kid like Krypton.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, totally, tony the dog and Spike, who still lives upstairs.
Speaker 3:I know a Spike. I know a Spike, I do too. Actually it's a horrible idea. I don't know why these parents would do that to a child. You can go with Tom Spike Johnson. It has a nickname, perhaps so they say. I lived my whole life and never saw a crime scene here. This is terrible A dead body lying right there next to the jogging path and the car with the blood on the doors. My daughter asked me if they were shooting a movie.
Speaker 2:Ooh and you said yes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, why?
Speaker 2:not Right. There's no point in traumatizing her.
Speaker 3:No, there's no point. They say it makes no sense. It's a super busy spot. Everybody comes here to ride their bikes, rollerblade.
Speaker 2:Well, obviously it means that it just happened. Okay, whoa, what do you mean? Ha-ha rollerblading. I love rollerblading.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So they say. Or you want to walk your dog there? Yeah, of course you love rollerblading.
Speaker 2:I've been rollerblading since I was a kid, with inline skates. I don't really know how to do the four square ones.
Speaker 3:Oh right.
Speaker 1:Roller skating.
Speaker 3:Roller skating.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, rollerblading is cooler, I guess, than roller skating.
Speaker 2:I guess too.
Speaker 3:But anyway, the person's body has not yet been identified. We have no idea who done it, but it does seem. As I mentioned, foul playing is afoot, so hopefully we get some answers by the end of this week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hopefully.
Speaker 3:Seems like there's a lot of evidence. They got the car, they got all the blood. They got this bloated woman's body floating down the river.
Speaker 2:They have pools of DNA, it seems.
Speaker 3:Yeah, perhaps a crime of passion.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if it happens in a busy area, that means, it happened overnight, mm yeah. When it was closed. Yep, yep In the wee hours of the morning.
Speaker 1:Then what do you park there for? I don't know what's that. She was there parked, yeah, she was hanging out. Yeah, why were you hanging out?
Speaker 3:there. Well, maybe she was drove there, maybe she drove somebody there, because the person had a gun to her head and they say, go drive to the park.
Speaker 2:And then she says okay, she's like no, but we're not allowed. It's already closed. You're not going to kill me?
Speaker 3:right? No, I won't kill you. Yeah Well, speaking of murder, a nurse tricked an elderly woman into thinking she was terminal Whoa. Then she killed the woman and she got $1.5 million from an insurance policy.
Speaker 1:The nurses aren't even supposed to talk to you about diagnoses, it's the doctor.
Speaker 2:How did a nurse?
Speaker 1:How did a nurse trick you?
Speaker 2:How did the nurse trick you? How did the nurse get a hold of this insurance policy?
Speaker 3:That's an interesting question. So it's a registered nurse. Her name is Megan Randall Sundwell, 47 years old. She killed her pal, her friend Casey Lynn Terry, who was 38.
Speaker 2:That's messed up.
Speaker 3:So Megan Randall, the evil nurse. She tricked the woman into thinking she had terminal cancer, wow, and then she injected her with a fatal dose of insulin.
Speaker 2:Whoa.
Speaker 3:Yes, this dose was. It was over the summer and this is newly surfaced evidence. Investigations found 28,000 texts between the woman woman, between the women that showed sundall had a fixation with her friend and wanting to help her commit suicide so this is a bad friend.
Speaker 2:We can't be trusting these nurses, man she is going to say that her uh friend said that I want help to kill myself, since I already have this terminal cancer. I want to go out. How I want to go out.
Speaker 3:The texts go back to 2019. This is pre-COVID. Wow, it's a long time.
Speaker 1:She's been terminal for five years, six years.
Speaker 3:So some of the messages include quote detailing different ways Megan would kill herself if she was Terry, and of Megan offering to help her friend die.
Speaker 2:Wow. So this woman was she didn't like this friend. She did not like this friend at all. I mean to be able to just carry that plan out for years at a time and still stick with it.
Speaker 3:Also, yeah, $1.5 million is a good chunk of change, but after taxes you're looking at $700. It's not what you think it is. It really is like three years later this bitch would be spending it in Vegas. She would have scars all over her knees because she went broke at the casino and had to make some cash. It would be the downfall of this woman if she got this money.
Speaker 3:Well, it was yeah, but apparently the message also included discussions of Sundwall's apparent financial woes and how being the beneficiary of Terry's life insurance would fix everything. So the nurses are broke ass. And then she knows terry has 1.5 million in life insurance and she's like it would really help me financially if you fucking died yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 2:That is absolutely insane. Wow. So people are cold and that's a nurse. She's supposed to be helping people I know, and most nurses do.
Speaker 3:But at the same time, at some point, you're looking at all these dead people around you and you're like what's another one?
Speaker 1:yolanda Saldivar was another registered nurse who killed her friend.
Speaker 2:You get incentivized. I mean not incentivized. What's the word Desensitized? Desensitized, that's what I meant. Who killed her friend Kyle?
Speaker 1:Yolanda Saldivar killed Selena.
Speaker 3:Oh yes.
Speaker 1:She was a registered nurse in San Antonio.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:These bitches don't play.
Speaker 3:They really don't. So it was not immediately clear if Terry even had a policy. But Sundwall again the evil nurse believed that she did. So Terry's family. They expressed relief after learning that Sundwall was arrested. Sundwall sent her a text the morning of August 12th Do you want to take some promethazine when I get there so you can sleep when all of this is happening? So police were called to Terry's home after her uncle said she was found unresponsive. So they didn't even do this in the hospital.
Speaker 2:Wow, this was just at the house.
Speaker 3:At the house, just like. Here's some. Whatever it was that she injected her with to get you dead Insulin, insulin.
Speaker 2:Insulin, that's wild.
Speaker 3:Yes Wow.
Speaker 2:And she was just letting her do all this. She was trusting her. She was like oh, it's perfect, my friend is just being my nurse.
Speaker 3:Making the matter even worse, terry wasn't diabetic. Well, yeah, well, yes, but this nurse she can't even be like. Well, maybe it was a mistake. What's the name of the? Lisa Letby? What's the name of that nurse over in the UK? Check out Letby Nurse. She's a murderer, although some people are saying she's innocent now.
Speaker 1:But anyway, lucy Letby.
Speaker 3:Lucy Letby. Yeah, lucy Letby. Apparently she killed a bunch of kids. But then I was yeah, I was reading something else and someone said, no, I think she was just a really bad nurse. So I don't know, Aw.
Speaker 1:That's what her defense probably said.
Speaker 3:It was the defense was like I suck at my job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's incompetent.
Speaker 3:Oopsie yes Go on.
Speaker 1:In nursing there's a lot of. It's the highest incidence of drug abuse amongst professionals.
Speaker 3:Oh, I believe it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they're stealing all the pills and shit. So, they're losing their damn minds and you get greedy ones in there too, they'll be like, hey, I could kill you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I could get more of these drugs and some money.
Speaker 2:Nurse Jackie style.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yes, so apparently everyone believed that she did have cancer. Sundwall told Terry's family that she had cancer. Her sister said she moved Casey out of the shared apartment and into her grandfather's house where she lives now, due to Casey complaining about Megan bringing insulin home and trying to talk Casey into treatments to help end her suffering. So it seems like a lot of people knew that this friend was constantly trying to kill Terry.
Speaker 2:That's insane. And no one, but no one, did anything. No one, like no one, thought about it enough.
Speaker 3:I can you even. It's like a cartoon.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Where it's like when they clock in and clock out, and when they clock in they fight, and then they clock out and they stop.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So apparently her autopsy. Terry's family received the shocking news that she did not have cancer Wow, and technically she had no underlying health issues, so she was totally healthy.
Speaker 2:She was totally murdered she was totally murdered.
Speaker 3:Apparently, after the death, the evil nurse deleted more than 900 texts from her phone Solid and conducted a search for her life insurance policy. Wow, after the death, the evil nurse deleted more than 900 texts from her phone and conducted a search for her life insurance policy.
Speaker 2:Wow, so stupid. So she was hook line and sinker pretty much from A to B.
Speaker 3:Insane, so she was arrested. She's been booked in Utah County Jail on charges including first-degree aggravated murder and third-degree obstruction of justice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, throw away the key.
Speaker 3:I mean my God.
Speaker 2:We don't need this lady.
Speaker 3:I just feel like if someone tells me I have cancer, I'm going to go talk to somebody else.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you always want to get a second opinion. There was no other doctor they went to. He's like you're not going to send me to a specialist of some sort. Is there an x-ray or an MRI do you want to take and show me where it's at?
Speaker 1:I'm a nurse, trust me, take my word for it. Yeah, I don't work in any diagnoses whatsoever, trust me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. You're never supposed to do that. You're supposed to take your vitals and be like the doctor will be in to see you.
Speaker 1:Listen. I change bedpans for a living. I know about cancer.
Speaker 3:Right, but I actually think sometimes the nurse is smarter than the doctor.
Speaker 2:Sometimes the nurses are smarter than the doctor. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's also very frustrating when the nurse, when they're looking at your chart and their face turns grim and their eyes are just like, oh no, that's not good. And then you're like what you looking at, nurse? And they're like, can't tell you, not the doctor? And then you sit there like a jackass, naked, wearing a towel, and then the doctor comes in and he's like well, it turns out you have a toe fungus and you're like well, why was I so scared for this past hour?
Speaker 2:Why have I removed all my clothing and put on this paper towel robe?
Speaker 1:I hate that thing. I like to make it feel like a silly goose.
Speaker 3:Oh, I hate that thing. The last time I went in I had to do it. I couldn't tie it because it was too small and I was like, do you have a minger on it? And then I had to get a bigger piece of towel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it never goes on the way you think it's going to go on. It to be open for the front and I'm like, well, isn't it just for the back? And they're like no, no, no, the front, yeah let's see the front.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, let's see the front.
Speaker 2:Well then, why am I wearing?
Speaker 3:it. And then the last time I went to the doctor they're like oh, 43, two more years, like it's so cliche. But what if I just die? What if?
Speaker 2:I just die. What do you mean? What if?
Speaker 3:I just don't do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then you just die, but then also like you die knowing that you never had to do that, but it's not even a bad thing. I mean, we've all had things shoved inside of us, I'm sure, at some point. I just don't know.
Speaker 2:Are you afraid, like Kyle's afraid, of pregnant women to unlock a new fetish?
Speaker 3:Ooh, I might like it. No, no, no. It's simply that fetish is simply not fulfillable, because even if a woman's madly in love with me, you know, her butthole. That's it. That's in game, yep, but no point to any. No woman, no matter how much they love me, is like that's now that's when I want to put my you know finger in or mouth on.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, one can argue that you should love them more than that.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:To allow that.
Speaker 3:No, I wouldn't, because then you got to. It's just different Truth about cats and dogs.
Speaker 2:I, I hear you, I hear you. It's just different Boys and girls are a little different Apples to oranges.
Speaker 3:In that case straight men. I mean I have a straight man's butthole. Yeah, yeah, yeah so it's a fully functioning working class. Butthole Apples to straight men buttholes yes, it's entirely different. I don't call it my male pussy or anything like that, it's just a.
Speaker 2:And it's straight.
Speaker 3:And it's straight as an arrow, right yeah.
Speaker 1:No diamonds in there.
Speaker 3:No diamonds.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no. It doesn't even look like a star, it's just like a split.
Speaker 3:Oh, just so, yeah, no flare.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, my butthole's so straight yeah.
Speaker 2:It's just. It's a crucifix perforation on it, yeah, so you can easily.
Speaker 3:Yep, yep. You can see the face of Jesus right in the butthole.
Speaker 2:What? Alright, well, any comments? Where is this God? I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know Any comments here About.
Speaker 1:Let Be yeah, she was killing newborns and then becoming friends with the grieving parents on social media.
Speaker 2:It's the truly most evil thing I've ever fucking heard. Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, that doesn't sound like just being bad at your job, Right and then she would send them letters, I think, like on the death-aversaries, what the hell, yeah, she was bad.
Speaker 1:I don't know Kelsey's saying she did not expect an Echus reference today. Echus, echus, echus Goose, equus, equus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he figured out how to spell it. It threw him completely off Equus. I have no idea.
Speaker 1:By the way, I would not want to be naked in a play about horses, because the horse cock's going to make you look smaller. Not even being in a theater is going to make you look tiny. Is it a horse play?
Speaker 1:Leave it yeah, leave it to men to still get insecure about dong sizes, even when it's with like animals oh no, the horse you're not gonna put me up next to that fucking guy on a comedy club stage, a dick will look bigger and a fucking broadway theater is gonna look tiny anyway. And then a horse comes up.
Speaker 3:He's got a fucking oh yeah, no arm attached to him. No, that is one area?
Speaker 2:why is your ego stretching out to the horse?
Speaker 3:well, because people talk about the strange thing about horses d't look at horses dicks and it's like wow. That looks like attractive. You ever see the movie Zoo? Yeah, but that's a guy. No, oh, it's a guy.
Speaker 2:See.
Speaker 3:Well, the name of that movie was Take Me Out. Yeah, fantastic Name of that play Take Me Out With that cock. Seems like that nude scene Was not needed, but anyway Anything else. The male penis and the horse penis has been compared for generating.
Speaker 2:I don't know why, because you guys do it I don't do it, you have the most fragile fucking egos. Anything that slightly looks like a dick, you're like oh, come on, let's measure it Jeremy Meeks impregnated a billionaire, so maybe he will do the same thing.
Speaker 3:Oh, he ended up banging a billionaire.
Speaker 1:I guess he got a $15 million fashion deal too, wow, a few years ago, so he's crushing.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. And all he had to do was barely have morals.
Speaker 3:Yeah what was his crime again, let me see, it couldn't have been that bad. Maybe it was a sexy crime.
Speaker 1:Possession of a firearm.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's hot. That's a sexy crime, that's a problem, that's a sexy crime. Yeah, it wasn't like masturbation in public, yeah.
Speaker 1:Street terrorism and felon in possession of a firearm Street terrorism, that's hot.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's bad boy.
Speaker 2:Backflips in the street.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've always liked a bad boy.
Speaker 2:When he tried to like engage the crowd a lot yeah.
Speaker 3:All right everyone. Thank you for listening to another fun episode of OK Bud Again. Patreon patreoncom. Slash die bud. Shoot us an email okbudpod at gmail.