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Episode 41: When Life Hits Like a Bus
Death lurks around every corner in this gripping exploration of life's fragility and humanity's darkest impulses. Virginia Giuffre, who courageously exposed Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew's sex trafficking ring, now faces a cruel twist of fate after being struck by a school bus. With doctors giving her just four days to live due to kidney failure, her story serves as a stark reminder of life's unpredictability, especially for someone who has already endured so much.
We dive into the psychology behind "hot wifing" – a rebranded form of cuckolding where husbands encourage their wives to sleep with other men, often professional porn stars. As one husband disturbingly compares his wife to a car others can "test drive," we examine whether these arrangements truly represent mutual desire or something more complex. The conversation gets increasingly unsettling when another man expresses excitement at seeing his wife "destroyed" while wearing her wedding dress, raising questions about power dynamics and the blurry line between fantasy and exploitation.
The mysteries deepen with the bizarre case of Henry France Jr., a Georgia bagpiper who recently died in a scuba diving accident. When his family went to settle his affairs, they discovered the skeletal remains of his son—missing for four years—in a backyard treehouse. Strangely, authorities aren't treating the discovery as suspicious, despite the obvious questions about how a body could remain undiscovered so long just outside Atlanta.
We conclude with the gruesome story of a Manchester man who murdered his friend, dismembered the body, and scattered the remains throughout the city, with police recovering only a third of the victim. The killer's fascination with horror movies serves as a chilling reminder of how fantasy can transition to horrific reality.
These stories challenge us to confront uncomfortable truths about human nature while finding moments of dark humor in the absurdity of existence. Join us as we navigate these macabre tales and remind ourselves that sometimes laughter is the only way to process life's darker realities. Subscribe, rate, and share your thoughts with us at okbudpod@gmail.com.
Mmm, no cookies, no cookies, no cookies today. Hello everybody, welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's gonna be OK Bud. I'm Ben Kissel at BenKissel1, as always Joined by the great Jerry Aquino. Hello At Miss Underscore, jerry, that's J-E-R-I-I and, as always, kyle Plouffe. Hey At Kyle Plouffe. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had a fantastic weekend. I ate too much.
Speaker 2:Me too, my tummy hurts.
Speaker 1:I did a strange thing I ordered sweets. Ah. Ah I ate a bunch of donuts.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's nice. I ate healthy, but I ate too much.
Speaker 1:Oh well, then you can eat anything you want.
Speaker 2:Well, my tummy still hurts, All right.
Speaker 1:Well, if you want to check out the show live, go to patreoncom. Slash diebud Join the conversation. Also, if you want to shoot us an email Thanks to everyone who has sent emails you can go to okbudpod at gmailcom. I guess we're going to start Monday off with a story that is just sort of sad because why not? It's Monday, oh.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, you know this Only.
Speaker 1:Mondays. Yeah, virginia Gouffre who's?
Speaker 2:Virginia Gouffre.
Speaker 1:She was the one who was molested by that disgusting prince over in Europe. Yeah, was it Prince virginia goufrey? She was the one who was molested by that disgusting prince over in europe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, was it, prince andrew?
Speaker 1:yeah he's the guy who said I couldn't have molested her. I don't sweat what, that's what he said. Oh my god remember that? No, I don't, yeah, she was like he was doing horrible things to me when I was a child and he was sweating and he's like no, no, no, I don't sweat he's thinking of you're thinking of a different guy that's?
Speaker 1:yeah, exactly, you're thinking of a different guy. Yeah, exactly, you're thinking of a sweater. Yeah, I don't sweat, oh my Lord. Well, besides all of the horror that she had to go through, involving Jeffrey Epstein and the aforementioned Prince Andrew, she just got hit by a school bus and now she's going to die. Jeez, oh my God. Yes, it's horrible. She's 41 years old. What? Yes, it's horrible, she's 41 years old. What 41 years old. She just took to social media. She's a mother of three. She shared a picture of herself.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:She's all fucked up. She's got bruises all over her face. She says she has internal bleeding, kidney failure and she's not going to make it much longer. Oh my God, that's so sad and you want to make it like when it comes to conspiracy theory. What was the bus driver wearing?
Speaker 2:Who is the bus driver? Who's the?
Speaker 1:bus driver. So this is what she wrote on a post yesterday. That would be Sunday. She says this has been the worst start to a new year.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah.
Speaker 1:And she was molested and this is the worst start to it, wow. This will top that, but I won't bore anyone with the details, but please do, I'm very interested, she says. But I think it's important to note that when a school bus driver comes at you driving 60 miles per hour as we were slowing for a turn, that no matter what your car is made of, you might as well be in a tin can. So she's all messed up.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Oh my Lord, Poor gal.
Speaker 2:How does a school bus driver not see someone coming? I mean, this is why we need the details.
Speaker 1:Also, isn't 60 miles per hour in a school bus? Aren't they usually just on the roads, the streets, with?
Speaker 2:the houses. Why would a school bus be driving 60 miles an hour? That's so true.
Speaker 1:Maybe it's auto from the Simpsons.
Speaker 2:They should be on like a 35 max road.
Speaker 1:I agree. I agree. Yeah, maybe they were stoned and I kind of want to have empathy for the school bus driver, because I think every school bus driver should be slightly high on oxy.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Maybe he was getting distracted by a lot of kids. Yes, oh, this is my house is over there, sir. You passed my house, are? You kidnapping us. Yeah, he was like shut up kids.
Speaker 2:I'm driving another kid is like blowing like spit straws, like the papers out of the little straws, just blowing them into the mirror that's his son that's his, obviously. That's his son.
Speaker 1:He's like you're a fucking failure. He's like you're a bus driver, dad.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Fucking asshole. Hopefully it wasn't a school bus full of child sex slaves trying to shut her up.
Speaker 2:Oh Wow.
Speaker 1:I had a horrible school bus moment. So first of all, I would do a thing where I would try to say as few words as possible, because the kids were all mean, they were brutal, and then sometimes they turn on you. If you get half of the bus to turn on you, and if you get a school, if you get half of the bus to turn on you, holy hell, that ain't very fun.
Speaker 1:So, she says I've gone into kidney renal failure. They've given me four days to live. They're transferring me to a specialist. I'm ready. Then she says I'm ready to go, just not until I see my babies one last time.
Speaker 2:Four days to live. I wouldn't even be able to comprehend that. What the hell? What is that? Four days?
Speaker 1:But if the doctor tells you you've got four days to live, don't you just look at the doctor and be like, well, we've got a couple hours here, Want to try to fix it? Yeah, seriously, no, I'm actually on vacation and it's March madness I. No, I'm actually on vacation and it's March Madness.
Speaker 2:I'm going to Vegas for the finals Very important. You know how many boxes I have on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, I got my squares on that yeah yeah. So the renal kidney failure is just going to be the way that you die. Yes, she says I'm ready to go, just not until I see my babies. But you know what they say about wishes, so I don't think she's going to be able to see her kids. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Where are her?
Speaker 1:kids, I don't know. She says Well, someone tell them. Yes, someone tell them if they're listening. Virginia Goofrey, your mom, children, your mom is in the hospital with renal kidney failure. Oh my God, oh, that's really sad. She says you can shit in one hand and wish in the other, and I guarantee you it's still going to be shit at the end of the day. She said that.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh my God, how could someone like her not feel that way After everything that's happened in her life and this is the way she's going out? She'd be like, yeah, yeah, you know what. You make some wishes and then sometimes you just get sex trafficked about it. You make some other wishes and then you get hit by a bus. So there, there you go. Kids, that's life.
Speaker 1:I feel like her least favorite word is probably traffic. Oh my God, that's horrible. I just feel there's no. This is why it's like it's hard to have faith in a higher power Because it's like wow, you start your life and boom, you're molested by a prince and no one believes you, and also not. We're not talking about a disney prince no, no, no this is a real prince yeah, yeah, gross and old oh and sweaty, but dry whether he admits it or not yeah, clammy.
Speaker 1:anyway, she says thank you for all being the wonderful people of the world and for being a part of my life. So that's, I don't know. She's been living in Western Australia with her husband, so perhaps that explains the speed of the bus. Maybe it's more rural.
Speaker 2:Oh God, that's so sad. I hate this so much.
Speaker 1:I know. Well, that's a funny thing that I started the whole week with that yeah, get the bad stuff out of the way.
Speaker 2:Yes, right, you want the good news first or the real stuff?
Speaker 1:What are the odds? You're a bus driver and you're like you're going to get into an accident today. Ah, fuck, oh, you're going to hit one of the most well-known molested people of all time. Yeah, the number one accuser that kind of dropped the dime on everything, didn't she? She was, she was, yeah. So then how could this?
Speaker 2:not be suspicious anything that happens to her.
Speaker 1:I think you have to take with a grain of salt and be like, yeah, who's planning what? Yeah, yep, virginia. She says virginia, my daughter, I love you and I'm praying you get the correct treatment to live a long and healthy life. So her daughter's going through some treatment oh my, my God, Her daughter too. Oh, my Lord, Anyway, so.
Speaker 3:Her dad ended up writing on her Instagram post like my thoughts are with you.
Speaker 1:I was like what Her dad. I'm sorry. Yeah, that was from her father. Virginia, my daughter, I love you and I'm praying for you and hope you get the treatment.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like yeah, good luck with that.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, sometimes, sometimes people, the parents, will do that on Instagram just to like let everyone know that they exist. Mother here, I think you look really pretty.
Speaker 1:Oh God, yeah, I love that. My parents are just old.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They're not even that old. They're only 70 and 71, but my mom has wanted to be old forever, so she's just loving it.
Speaker 2:My mom will be like me. Ninaina, why are you so beautiful, but you're still smoking. That's disgusting. Okay, mom, hiding my story from you again, oh sorry, yeah, jufre.
Speaker 1:She married her husband in 2002, shortly after escaping epstein's clutches. She met her husband like right after all of the horrific things that happened, and that was 2002. He wasn't initially arrested until 2008, I believe, and then he got out and then yada, yada, yada we all know what's happened. So it's just been a long fucking journey for her Jeez, and I don't think that Virginia Guthrie deserves to die being hit by a fucking school bus.
Speaker 2:I don't think she's deserved any of this to happen to her.
Speaker 1:It's also one of those things that we all say to ourselves, like all say to ourselves, or it's like you never know, live every day like it's your last. You can get hit by a bus tomorrow, but everyone's like I'm not going to get hit by a bus, like the odds I don't even I haven't seen a bus?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't really see school buses anywhere.
Speaker 3:Then you see one an inch from your face. You're like, well, this is silly, this is just ridiculous.
Speaker 1:What happened to me as a child? That I'm getting hit by 30 of them?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's wild. I didn't even like school buses when I was a kid.
Speaker 1:No, they're awful.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think my first day of kindergarten. I got off of the bus stop two stops early because I was like, oh, I'm already in my neighborhood, I know where I'm at, I'll just get off here. By the time I walked home, my parents were on the phone with cops.
Speaker 3:Everyone was really upset, scared.
Speaker 1:I didn't get dropped off at the school bus stop. I can totally see you doing that.
Speaker 2:And I was like, oh well, I just thought he was going the wrong way.
Speaker 1:I could see him passing the building, so I was like what, what do you want you? Got candy oh this one's way too serious. It better be dark chocolate. God damn it. What did we get? We got Reese's bro. You know she wants dark chocolate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I brought my cousin. I made my cousin come with me I like forced him off the bus and he was crying the entire time.
Speaker 1:I was like dude, let's move on. Our hearts are with Miss Gufri and her family and we hope that the doctors can save her, as opposed to just being like you got four days left and you're going to die. Yeah, that's nuts. All right, let's go on here. We have a bit of a murder mystery. Or do we want to talk about sex first, because Jerry is going to discuss a new term called hot wifing.
Speaker 2:Oh, hot wifing. There's hot wifing.
Speaker 1:It's called hot wifing.
Speaker 2:I actually do want to talk about hot wifing.
Speaker 1:And I'm not really sure if it's going to be super popular, but we'll see Going to get this story out there to Jer and apparently men and women the tale as old as time. They're trying to spice up their love life.
Speaker 2:Trying to spice up.
Speaker 1:And they're doing that by bringing in other people. So let's just go with this new trend called hot wifing Wait wait, wait.
Speaker 2:Is this about all right? Well, couples seem to be opening up their relationships to sleep. Wait, husbands watching their wives sleep with other men.
Speaker 1:It's called hot wifing now, but I refer to that as cucking.
Speaker 2:I thought it was cucking.
Speaker 1:This is not new.
Speaker 2:That's not a new thing. It's kind of like letting your friend test drive your car, explained one husband named Logan.
Speaker 1:Lucky Logan, lucky Logan. That is the worst. First of all, if you're the wife you're like oh so I'm a car now, so I'm your car now. Did you purchase me at the Nissan?
Speaker 2:dealership. Yeah, that's correct. He continues to say he gets to see how well it rides. He's got to get it back, but it creates a sense of pride. You get a little taste of what my life is like. I get to drive that bitch around all day long.
Speaker 3:Did you just call me it five times in one sentence?
Speaker 1:Well, honey, don't forget, when I called you a car. You know I love cars, yeah yeah. So hot wifing again a new term for cucking. Logan is very open-minded about it. He's also to some degree, he seems, proud of his wife's ability to fuck. Yeah, because he's like look at this Barry, you know, look at this Barry, look how good she rides. And again he does describe her like an automobile.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she's four-limbed.
Speaker 1:She's four-limbed, she bucks kind of like a horse Two-leg drive. And then he says this is what's interesting and this is one of the things that I never really thought about he's getting a sense of pride because somebody else is so rock hard for his wife, Right. But now on the flip side, a lot of people get really fucking pissed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah when someone is just like your wife's a real babe. They like get all mad. You're like that's my wife, but he kind of flips it and I wonder is that if you're the wife, does that make you feel good? Yeah?
Speaker 2:That could possibly make you feel good. Look, I will say and I'm not what they call a hot wifer but sometimes you're out with your partner, you guys are at a bar and then someone's hitting on them and instead of being all insecure and jealous, you're like, oh man, my partner's desirable. That's kind of hot, because at the end of this night they walk away with me anyway. After everyone that hit on them, I don't need them to take the full car, drive it around the block a couple of times spend some miles on it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, look through the window in the parking lot and just be like, oh, that's a really nice Mustang.
Speaker 2:Well, that's a nice car. I wish I had that.
Speaker 1:I will say this though and this is really the tail I have already said that term. This is really the key If the person's attractive, it's fine, but if someone real ugly is hitting on you and your significant other, then the rage starts coming in, because then you're just like, wow, you think that you're attractive enough to hit on my wife, but if the guy if the guy is also kind of attracted to the guy in a sense, where he's like he's got six bags, he's got a cool guy, probably played high school ball you know what the fuck are you doing.
Speaker 2:What are you doing? Pay attention, my eyes are over here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. So if it's a real ugly gomer type, then I think you're more just like leave my wife alone. But if they're kind of attractive, I think you get more of a pass.
Speaker 2:Also, if it, Then you're just left being like is that what I look like?
Speaker 1:Or is that what she wants?
Speaker 2:What she wants.
Speaker 1:Well, and we know, with ugly gomer types, huge dicks.
Speaker 2:Huge brains yeah yeah. Interesting people.
Speaker 1:They are interesting people and they have big old dicks.
Speaker 2:Not like conventionally looking boring, self-obsessed slugs.
Speaker 1:True, true, like Bradley Cooper. Oh yuck, talented Gross, yuck, gorgeous, gross Musician gross.
Speaker 2:Bet he's obsessed with himself.
Speaker 1:He's a Philadelphia Eagles fan, so he is a bit trash.
Speaker 2:Well, multiple couples partnered with an adult site called Wifery.
Speaker 1:Wifery.
Speaker 2:So that wives can bed professional porn stars. Oh Well, multiple couples partnered with an adult site called Wifery. Wifery so that wives can bed professional porn stars. Oh, as part of the unconventional new practice which is described as a modern take on cuckolding.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, so they're fucking professionals.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're like ordering porn stars online.
Speaker 3:That ain't fair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because that guy's a pro. Okay, Now honey, I just want to let you know when he goes, that guy's a pro that guy does this for a living.
Speaker 2:He went to college for this. You know he studied for this.
Speaker 3:He went to a degree in fuck.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, with an undergrad in back coming, coming on the back, come back whatever.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1:Wow, it would be really cool for him to see me with two hot guys just living my best life.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're adding guys. Yeah, there's multiple sienna. Yeah, sienna just said that logan's wife she's like. I want him to see what I look like living my best life, which is having sex with other guys that are not my husband I don't know if logan really likes this.
Speaker 1:I think that logan might be playing along so he doesn't lose his really hot wife he's like no, no, it's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 2:I love this.
Speaker 3:I love the ones here falling down his eye hey team, uh, can we stop holding out my wife please?
Speaker 1:yeah, oh, so you're gonna have two guys. Oh, you wanted two guys.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay and I'm not, and I'm not either of the two no no, no, okay. Well, yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's like. It's like giving out your car. You know how. You know how much we like to share our really expensive cars.
Speaker 3:Four seats for a reason Vroom, vroom.
Speaker 1:At some point she just looks over and she's just like turn around, Don't watch this. Yes, you look away, Just orgasms. He's in one's in her ass. You can look at our shadows. Yeah, One dude named Alex. He said that he tried the kinky axe when he met his wife Rebecca.
Speaker 2:No, it says.
Speaker 1:He said he never tried kinky axe until he met his wife Rebecca, Another hot wife and two.
Speaker 2:She gave him a taste for dick, and Alex can witness his fantasy of his wife with two other men at once. It's always two men.
Speaker 1:It's always two men.
Speaker 2:It's always two men, why? Yeah, I mean it's not what.
Speaker 1:It wasn't one guy, there's two, and now I'm outnumbered. Yeah, see, if it's a one-on-one situation, I'm like, see, I could actually do that. There's no way I could accomplish the abilities that these two men have to make my wife orgasm. And then we got to eat dinner at.
Speaker 3:Applebee's afterwards and you're going to watch TV. There's reruns of Two and a Half Men on. You're like oh.
Speaker 1:God. No, Also, they're taking the best part of the relationship. These two guys should be forced to watch Real Housewives with the wife.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And then the husband should go fuck the wife.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because now he's just going to get post love on him. She's going to be like, uh, have you taken the trash out yet, or not?
Speaker 3:Right, but she would be nice.
Speaker 2:So that would be nice. She would Not to you. You weren't the one that just caused that.
Speaker 3:No, it would still be a glow.
Speaker 1:Oh well, and he, I'm assuming the these fellas.
Speaker 2:Well, some may bristle at the thought of their partner with another person, let alone two. Rebecca insists that the arrangement has actually brought a whole other level of comfort and security to their relationship.
Speaker 3:Emphasis on the whole.
Speaker 2:There is really nothing like being able to share that experience with someone you love and knowing that it doesn't diminish what we have. It's nothing like. Adding that sex and love are two completely different things.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but are they just lying? Yes, are they lying, yeah.
Speaker 2:One of them definitely feels stronger about it than the other.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's no way. This is a true 50-50, because who brought it up? Did you like jinx brought it up at the same time? Hey, have you thought about fucking two guys?
Speaker 2:I was just going to say I was literally chills, literal chills. I was just going to say that. I was just going to say that, but also does it mean that they can even it out by her watching him have sex with a couple of girls?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's like the dude, no one wants. Does a wife really want to see her husband fuck a couple of girls?
Speaker 3:I don't think there are female cucks.
Speaker 2:That's not true. There's definitely female cucks.
Speaker 3:Are there.
Speaker 2:I have had friends tell me things.
Speaker 3:But is the girl hotter than they are?
Speaker 2:Is the girl hotter than they are? Well, that's up to them, you know.
Speaker 1:Right the eye of the beholder. Yeah, there's a cuck queen category on the porn sites which is pretty hot, but again it's porn, so it's kind of not real. I think that it tends to be the guy just sitting there with a boner, just like. I think that's the tendency.
Speaker 2:I think that girls are capable of taking over male modern spaces.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Just like anything else.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's definitely a weirdo chick there that's like no, no, no, I want to watch. Or it's like maybe she invites the other men and the husband thinks, like man, I'm going to watch these guys fuck my girl. And then they come over and then she's like no, no, no, no, they're not fucking me, larry, I'm going to watch, oh God damn it Honey.
Speaker 1:I just ate a bunch of Thai food. This is going to be bad.
Speaker 2:That's perfect actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hey, bro, my dick's burning. Did you eat a bunch of spicy food? Wow, I don't know how anal sex works. Yeah, I don't know if you can really taste what the person ate through their anal glands. Yep, it's Monday. What do we know? Nothing who knows what, do we know Nothing. But I feel like the, the, as people say, the male anatomy. It's not quite as erotic as the female anatomy, so it does. But I guess people do like men looking at naked.
Speaker 2:Some people do like me. Yes, Again, I think. I think, one of the things that guys always fail to. They always overlook how perverted and gross women can also be, cause yeah, we're not always saying it out loud.
Speaker 3:Yeah, outside of Fleet Week, you really keep it to yourselves.
Speaker 2:The outside of Fleet Week. Yes, we really keep it to ourselves. But there's, you know, willing dominatrixes. You know there's like there's a whole culture of like underground sex things that girls like to initiate.
Speaker 1:And it's never who you expect.
Speaker 2:And they're, yeah, they're gross and they're pervy, and then they're like I want to watch. No, no, no, don't touch me, I want to watch, and there's, you know, don't underestimate the perviness of girls.
Speaker 1:No, that's, and you never know.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You never know. That's why everyone should go out with a spreadsheet and then hand it to the person and be like this is what I like, this is what I don't like, and then, we'll just know right away.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nothing hotter than a PDF.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hello, nothing hotter than consent.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, can I just read this? Okay, one line here is interesting. So there's another couple, richard and Danielle. She wears her wedding dress when she gets banged out. So Richard says and I just love the pristine wedding dress, beautiful girl, my own wife just destroyed, wow.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:She's wearing the wedding dresses.
Speaker 3:She just gets the white dress, so like the stains won't show. It's also just dress, so like the stains won't show.
Speaker 2:I don't know, it's also just like my beautiful girl, my own wife just destroyed, Just demolished completely, what the heck? And then he explained that, the hot wife, first of all. This hot wifing title you guys just renamed cucking.
Speaker 1:Right, it's cucking, and also like we're not seeing the women. Hot wifing is a fun. It's a's cucking and also like we're not seeing the women we hot wifing is a fun. It's a fun term it's a fun term. Yeah, just because you have a car doesn't mean you know it has resale value wow, which doesn't the women?
Speaker 2:aren't cars?
Speaker 1:no, they're not cars, and but again they are getting. These are porn.
Speaker 2:These are professional fuckers, porn stars yeah, yep, just destroying wives, and you know, and if you don't, if you don't respect the ritual, why are you doing it? Why are you getting married?
Speaker 1:again, is this disrespect to the to to marriage?
Speaker 2:to their is it?
Speaker 1:I don't know they like I don't know yeah yeah, he says again this is uh, this is richard, who's just got a whole nother kink going.
Speaker 2:Like, why would the girl want that to happen If that's like the dress that she thought about, since she was a girl?
Speaker 1:Because, oh, I'm so innocent, I'm so clean, Never mind, I'm a whore. I'm a whore. Yeah, oh my God. Yeah, he says so we're going to strengthen our relationship and I'm going to get some entertainment and adrenaline from the defilement. Defilement, this one doesn't seem like it's healthy, because he's just like I want to see my wife destroyed and defiled in our wedding dress.
Speaker 2:Yeah, by other people.
Speaker 1:By big old, big-dicked porn stars.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jeez Danielle, blink twice. If you need help, jesus Christ, that's a lot Because I would even understand wanting to do that experience with your married spouse person. Sure and he goes yeah, let's get into our wedding, shit and fuck. That sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 1:If you can still fit in your wedding clothes years after marriage, they say, that's a high compliment.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, yeah, that is.
Speaker 1:There was another gal. She was a former Colorado sheriff's deputy. She's 44. She's going to start doing it. She's going to start, I guess.
Speaker 2:So I haven't heard about it until just now, but I think next week I'm going to squeeze some time, and so I'm excited, I'm excited, I'm drinking a lot of liquids.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm reading this new book called Human Accordion. I'm actually working on getting my ribs to sort of like stretch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Someone's going to get shot in that bedroom.
Speaker 1:Something bad is going to happen, yeah, or simply not. Do we have any comments in the chat?
Speaker 3:Jeff said she better not pass that wedding dress down as an heirloom.
Speaker 2:Oh that's true, something old, something used, something spit on.
Speaker 1:She just gives herself yeah, all right. Well, love is in the air and if you are out there hot wifing, feel free to let us know how the experience is going. Shoot us an email, okbudpod at gmailcom, and we wish the best you know.
Speaker 2:You know, no kink, shaming and stuff.
Speaker 1:They're married, they can do whatever the fuck they want, do whatever you want.
Speaker 3:Well, technically you can't do whatever the fuck you want when you're married.
Speaker 1:Well but they can together Technically.
Speaker 2:Together I guess, your own marriage, your own rules. There's not one giant, one big book on how to be married.
Speaker 1:You just have to have the same rules.
Speaker 2:Just between the two of you guys, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just be like Beth, Disregard God.
Speaker 2:Well, God is nothing, Okay well, all right God wants us. He's always watching technically, so it's fine.
Speaker 1:I think that's a lie about God. I spoke to God and he says I don't mind my rotisserie chicken, rotisserie woman, he doesn't mind. Yeah, it doesn't mind the idea of God. We are all just. We're all vessels and souls, spirits ready to get on out of these bodies. So while we're in these bodies, I guess Get in them bodies. Get in other bodies, while you can have good old consensual hot wife sex yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:All right, well, let's move on to a non-sexy story.
Speaker 2:How non-sexy.
Speaker 1:I want to do this kind of murder mystery. It's sort of strange, and the headline itself is one that I've never um thought I would ever read georgia bagpiper dies in hawaii, scuba accident, days before his missing son's skeletal remains were found in a backyard tree house whoa. So for those that didn't get that, so there's a boy. His skeletal remains were found in a backyard treehouse Whoa. So for those that didn't get that, so there's a boy. His skeletal remains have been found in the backyard of a man who is in Georgia. He happens to be a bagpiper.
Speaker 2:He went scuba diving, and now he's dead. Good timing. Perhaps Can anyone write a book about this guy. He sounds kind of interesting.
Speaker 1:So strange. His name is Henry France Jr. He was playing the bagpipes in the Atlanta area. He died while scuba diving. That's sad. France Jr's family went to his home, located about 15 miles outside of Atlanta, to finalize the affairs. To finalize the affairs, that is when they found a human skeleton inside a tree house built in his backyard.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:So I think they were kind of isolated, because the family like didn't go there for a long time until, like, the bagpipers died. They're like, ah, god damn it, let's go get his bagpipes.
Speaker 2:And no one, ever no one around, no one was close enough to smell anything. Yeah, Like a dead body.
Speaker 1:So, and no one around, no one was close enough to smell anything. Yeah, like a dead body. So, bagpiper, where's the kid? The remains belong to Henry Dole Colin France, who went missing over four years ago when he was 28 years old. That's what one of France's daughters confirmed, so it was his son.
Speaker 2:So it was his son.
Speaker 1:It was his son, gotcha, and how long was he missing? Four years Wow, and no one checked the treehouse.
Speaker 2:And no one checked the treehouse.
Speaker 3:With vultures coming out of it. Yeah, always check the treehouse.
Speaker 2:Tons of flies, yes, everywhere. I wonder how he died. Oh my God, that's so weird.
Speaker 1:It's really bizarre, rebecca Culpepper. Apparently she married a former quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, dante Culpepper. They say he left home one day and he apparently never came back. And he apparently came back but they didn't know where he was. So the DeKalb medical examiner is now investigating Henry's cause of death but told Culpepper that they do not suspect foul play.
Speaker 2:What so? The kid died of natural causes in the treehouse, but he was like 28 years old.
Speaker 3:Living in a treehouse.
Speaker 1:So I don't know he's like Swiss Family Robinson, but in this episode they all get syphilis and die.
Speaker 2:That's so strange. Maybe the kid OD'd on something and his father just didn't let go of the body.
Speaker 1:Could be. I do think, yeah, maybe getting into a K-hole in a treehouse could be fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:Kind of like sitting there shaking and shit yeah, looking at the squirrels Stirring a hurricane.
Speaker 2:Seeing all the leaves just kind of like swirl around.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:At night.
Speaker 1:Kind of a fantasy man. Yeah, France, a father of four, has lived alone since 2018 after the death of his second wife, but was known to have a very active lifestyle In the years since her death. Culpepper said family members rarely visited her father since they mostly lived out of state. So he's 74 years old. How did she die? How'd the wife die? We don't know that either. Killing everybody, it's possible. So now he's also dead. He was part of the Atlanta Pipe Band the Atlanta Pipe Band for 55 years. Wow, yeah, the group wrote on Instagram. Henry's impact on our band and the piping community was immeasurable.
Speaker 2:The piping damn, so he was really good at laying down the pipe.
Speaker 1:He was great at laying down the pipe. They would have hired him to fuck. There was.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They say, beyond music. Henry's curiosity led him to travel the world, explore fossils and pursue scuba diving. But did you kill your son?
Speaker 3:Explore fossils. That's what he was doing his whole life, killing his whole family.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's so true, we don't know. It's weird, right? It's very strange.
Speaker 3:Maybe his son didn't pay the tree rents for the tree house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then he had to pay the piper. Indeed, ha ha, ha ha. Yes, well, france, he was known for playing for weddings. He would play at bar mitzvahs, birthday parties and funerals. Yeah, funerals I get but why would you want?
Speaker 3:bagpipes at your birthday party.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it sounds horrible.
Speaker 3:It's always really sad.
Speaker 1:Well, what if you're Irish?
Speaker 3:Eh.
Speaker 1:Do the Irish do like a bar mitzvah type thing where you get really drunk and crash a car or something? Yeah, I don't not.
Speaker 2:According to Ancestrycom.
Speaker 1:I'm no Irish at all. Oh, wow, yeah. So there's no word on if anyone knows what happened. They say they found the son. It's an awful shock, they say. All I know is he was a good kid. Terrible tragedy I can't imagine. But no one seems to be like how'd he die and why was he missing for four years and why didn't everyone give a shit?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's an odd thing.
Speaker 1:Right, Really strange. So there's no like oh, because I'm thinking there's no freaking out about it.
Speaker 2:It's just like, oh, that's where he is, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know, bone kind of goes good with the wood. Yeah it. It's kind of like a fixer-upper. Let's get some backslap, backslap, backslap, backslap. What's it called? What's the name of it?
Speaker 3:Body spackle Backslap, what's it called Hot wifing.
Speaker 1:No, not hot wifing On fixer-up Backsplash, backsplash, shiplap, oh yeah, oh yeah, shiplap, yeah, that chick on Fixer Upper. She was like more shiplap.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's just paint it so you can slap on any wall to make it look decent.
Speaker 1:That's cute, yeah, so we'll keep you updated, I guess.
Speaker 2:I want an update on this. For sure we have got to fix it. Is there even an investigation opening up about this?
Speaker 1:No one seems to care about this kid who's been dead for four years. Also, no one was like I don't think anyone really liked this kid it doesn't seem like it, henry.
Speaker 2:Henry was the one, he was the focus of everything, everyone's like damn, it's so sad he died damn, and his son was dead in the treehouse for four years. Damn, dude, henry was a good guy well.
Speaker 1:He was a key component to the piping community.
Speaker 2:Definitely.
Speaker 1:So he's pretty cool. But, like when you're mowing the lawn, doesn't like bodies? When they decompose, don't they like drip? Yeah, I just don't understand how you have, for four years, that sun that you haven't seen is just decomposing in your backyard and you just know no idea. Like a raccoon doesn't come by with a little finger.
Speaker 2:Like they've got a shit ton of flies back there Right. It's just bizarre, it's really strange.
Speaker 1:According to this preliminary article, there's no indication that the police are investigating this as foul play. I don't know. It's ridiculous. Also, they pretend like they were super far away. They were only 15 miles away. That's insane, wow. Pretend like they were super far away.
Speaker 3:They were only 15 miles away.
Speaker 1:That's insane. The family is like, well, we live in the city, they're more out of the 15 fucking miles. It's really not that much.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:We have cars now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Especially in rural Georgia. You can get there in 10 minutes. Like that's insane.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So if there's anything else that comes out with that story, we will let you know, because it seems to me like something bad happened. Dad, I don't want your life. You'll be a bagpiper, just like your old man. I don't want to be a bagpiper. Dad, whap, whap, whap, whap, whap, kills him with a bagpipe, blows his butthole up, sends him up to the sky, but he don't float, no, so he has to put him in the treehouse where he rots away forever.
Speaker 2:Well, maybe the treehouse is air-conditioned.
Speaker 1:Could be, yeah, but that's too nice, though.
Speaker 2:That's why it wasn't smelly.
Speaker 1:That's too nice. If these kids got air-conditioned, yeah, all right. Well, just lastly, let's talk about this guy. This ain't in America, which is nice. His name is Marcin Mershko-Wertzernitz. He bludgeoned a 67-year-old dude named Stuart Everett. He bludgeoned him to death with a hammer right, oh God. And then look at this guy. He is real scary, whoa yeah, he's just kind of evil looking. He's got a piercing on his eyebrow, which I had in high school, so he's a little cool. He's kind of a cool guy.
Speaker 2:He honestly is like not, he's not creepy looking. I kind of like feel bad for him.
Speaker 1:No, he looks like Danzig, if Danzig's just like stayed in the tub for too long.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it looks like a Marilyn Manson without makeup on.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, marilyn's got that double chin now, but he covers it up. He does got that double chin now, but he covers it up. Just he just paints it black yeah I'm gonna start doing that. Well, I can't paint my whole body I mean.
Speaker 2:Women do that too, but instead of black they use brown you?
Speaker 1:do you tell me women be lying?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, when you this little double chin here, you just like paint brown right on top of it, then it's called contour and it makes it look like this shadow instead of actually my hot chinning.
Speaker 3:I do it sometimes.
Speaker 1:Would I say, put a nipple on it.
Speaker 2:I want my chin to look chiseled. Create some shadows under there. Can't see any of this. You don't have it.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying it's a thing that women do.
Speaker 2:I know what women do. You didn't know about that.
Speaker 1:I don't know what women do Powder the gullet, they're all just, they're all having sex and doing all these things. Yeah, anyway. So this dude 42, again he killed a 67-year-old. He used a hacksaw to dismember, they say, his friend, but like no, like at that point, like maybe we were friends. But then as soon as you kill me and dismember me, like I would be like hard stop on the friendship.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think that definitely draws a line on the friendship.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he also flayed his face off before getting on. Yes, okay, buses are sort of the theme of the day. He flayed his face off before getting on the bus, with the severed body parts in plastic bags. This took place in Manchester.
Speaker 2:And again, no one smelled this Right. They had to have smelled it.
Speaker 1:Well, it is the bus. I have been to Manchester. It's a beautiful area I have some friends out there still but it's a working class place. Yeah, so people are coming from the mill and the old cereal factory, and so maybe they didn't smell it the mill and the old cereal factory, and so maybe they didn't smell it. So, yeah, he just had a bunch of plastic bags filled with body parts on the bus. This is why I don't ask too many questions?
Speaker 2:Oh, I would never. I would never ask a question. I would be sitting there and being like. That bag looks like it's stuffed with body parts, but I don't care. I'm already five minutes late to work. I'm going to do my own thing.
Speaker 1:Don't care.
Speaker 2:I am not stopping this bus.
Speaker 1:Boom, boom, boom. Oh, I think we just hit Virginia Goofrey.
Speaker 2:We got to go. It's fine, we got to go, we have got to go.
Speaker 1:I cannot be late again. So he's been jailed for life with a minimum sentence of 34 years. After he was convicted, the judge says you acted in almost unbelievably cold-blooded and macabre way and showed complete disrespect and contempt again for your friend's remains. Let's stop with this friend stuff. Yeah, apparently he scattered about 27 remains just around the city. Oh so if you want to go have a fun scavenger hunt, you could maybe find a I don't know a butt cheek or something Just in time for Easter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's good, a little hunt.
Speaker 2:Oh no, that's not good, mommy, mommy, what did I find?
Speaker 1:That's an eyeball, interestingly enough, they say the killer. He had an obsession with gore and he had a tattoo from Jason, of Jason, from Friday the 13th.
Speaker 2:Oh scary, you mean the fictional character.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the fake character who also had to kill everybody because technically they killed him and he needed to avenge his lake and his camp because they also killed his mother.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the fake mother.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's all fake, but also Right, right, right. Jason didn't go and dismember a 67-year-old air quotes friend Because he doesn't exist. Well, we don't know that.
Speaker 3:And this is how we know that hot wifing has existed before, because they were all hot wifing while he was drowning.
Speaker 1:That's very true. That's why they were all fucking each other.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 1:They didn't save him, so the killer is Polish.
Speaker 3:Oh Creep Of course. Oh Creep Of course. So maybe he thought he was saving him. Yeah, thought he was doing like a nice surgery to help him live forever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know the Polish, so it's interesting. A civil servant. They found his torso. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, his torso was found by a member of the public and apparently this guy was a retired civil servant.
Speaker 3:So they won. Yeah, that's the big one. They won the easter egg hunt.
Speaker 2:That's what you want. That is just terrible. I mean, what did this man do to him? Apparently nothing, and he was just obsessed with gore and wanted to try it himself yeah get it, get it, get, get something, get go to get a dead rat and, you know, dissect him like a high schooler.
Speaker 3:Eat him on the corner like a normal person sure I, I was going to say dissect it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, apparently police found on CCTV cameras that there was a man entering the wooded area carrying a blue bag. So that happened, oh Lord. And then they say he appeared to be struggling with the weight. Oh yeah, because the guy was which? Was how much I don't know. It was a whole human torso and head and arms and legs. It's a whole human torso and head and arms and legs. It's got to be a lot, it's got to be something 18kg.
Speaker 2:You know I'm too American and silly to even understand what that means.
Speaker 1:Kilogram? I have no idea. That sounds like not a lot, but I bet you it is.
Speaker 3:About 40 pounds.
Speaker 1:Oh, come on. Oh my God, you pussy 40 pounds every day. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I've carried 50 pounds. There's a lot of jobs that I have that they're like. Can you carry at least 50 pounds in any kind of weather? I'm like fine.
Speaker 1:So like are you talking about 50 pounds? That's not my gut.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like myself, like 50 extra pounds, like an extra, like an other 50 pounds.
Speaker 1:I'm already 330 pounds, so technically you want me to carry 380 pounds.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty, you have to be able to do that.
Speaker 1:How strong do you think I am?
Speaker 2:How's your back bro?
Speaker 1:Bad, very bad. So authorities they spent three weeks hunting for the mystery man when, by chance, a cop drove by Mark Tawartrewich and they thought he looked like that person on CCTV cameras. Wow, so then he was arrested and yeah. So there you go. So not good.
Speaker 2:Pretty sick stuff yeah. Police searches Yep.
Speaker 1:They found evidence of blood on the carpet and the furniture. And then he incriminated himself by attempting to cover his tracks by cleaning up a bunch of stuff after the slaughter.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I mean, what is he? Obviously he's got to mop up. It's probably a bloody room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a lot of blood, yeah, and room yeah, a lot of blood yeah, and something tells me he probably did not lay down any plastic tarp anywhere no, he's fucking messy he's no dexter no, he's a polish, yeah, messy guy yeah yeah, apparently the, uh, the guy, the, the victim had sustained severe blunt force and then he had physical assault there as well that sucks, oh my god.
Speaker 2:It says officers have only been able to recover about a third of his body.
Speaker 1:So let's go. We've got ourselves our first Patreon trip. Oh my god, I found an ankle. Do you think we can make a bong out of this? Anyway, there's just a lot more. It's more. It's just very sad. He denied the murder, but then he came you know.
Speaker 3:Anyway, all right. He's like, if I can, yeah, yeah, you caught me with his head in a bag yeah yeah yeah hard to go around that how many times?
Speaker 1:how many times has that happened to you?
Speaker 2:right? No, it wasn't me, officer. They're like is that a toe in your hair?
Speaker 1:I found it right. Yeah, what am I guilty of? Not taking a shower? Seriously, is it illegal?
Speaker 3:to be dirty. It's a conversation piece. Okay, it should be. It's a conversation piece.
Speaker 1:Oh my Lord. Next episode we're going to talk about spare human body parts and if it's ethical?
Speaker 2:Spare human body parts.
Speaker 1:We're growing those now.
Speaker 2:Like a third nipple.
Speaker 1:A third nipple like mall rats.
Speaker 2:Sixth finger.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're talking ethical. Is it ethical? Is it not ethical? We'll discuss on a later episode this week. Do we have any comments?
Speaker 3:Yeah, we do yeah we do.
Speaker 1:Why'd you?
Speaker 3:say that. Jeff is Eeyore over here.
Speaker 2:Jeff matters man.
Speaker 3:He was questioning. They even have CCTV in the woods, which I'm sure they have trail cams for, like deer and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's called birds. No, let me not. I heard they ain't real. I heard they ain't real.
Speaker 3:I heard they're not real For the first story, Pano saying hopefully that means four days to live if you don't get a transplant, but certainly she's on the emergency transplant list. We don't know if that's certain.
Speaker 1:I don't know. The doctors seem to just be like hey, you got four days to live, live it up, we're going out bye.
Speaker 2:Sucks for you. Yeah, I mean that's Four days right on my long weekends, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:I know we don't have our medical system absolutely sucks here, but sometimes with socialized medicine as well there's some flaws, and this could be one of those cases where it's like could also, yeah, they could also be like oh my God, we have this fresh kidney right here.
Speaker 2:Ooh, your insurance actually doesn't cover it.
Speaker 1:We're going to give it to this guy over here because it turns out, um, he is Prince Andrew. What if her? What if?
Speaker 2:her body parts go to Prince Andrew.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ that any ladies ladies do ladies ever comment on our stuff anymore?
Speaker 3:Claire hysterica is saying those motherfuckers ain't real. I'm not exactly sure what that's referring to birds get on the tip.
Speaker 2:Claire called someone a freaking reptile yes. I want to guess who that is. Prince Andrew, yeah, frickin' reptile.
Speaker 1:Yes, frickin' reptile. I want to guess who that is.
Speaker 3:Prince Andrew? Yeah, probably, and Pano also said he played for King Charles Conspiracy, talking about the bagpiper.
Speaker 2:The bagpiper.
Speaker 1:Oh, the bagpiper. Perhaps they wanted his son for a blood ritual. All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening to another fantastic episode. Go to patreoncom, slash diebud and I don't know. Just rate and review the show, if you could. Yes, and on Spotify, leave comments, and we're going to keep on growing.
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