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Episode 43: You Smell Farts With Your Mouth (And Other Uncomfortable Truths)
Ever wondered what happens when a mayor sends an explicit video to the wrong person? Or why aging punk rockers think public flatulence is rebellious? The OK Bud crew tackles these bizarre real-world scenarios with their signature blend of humor and candid commentary.
We kick things off with some heated listener feedback about movie theater etiquette that has Jerry defending her position against a passionate dog walker who stopped mid-walk just to email us. The great phone-checking debate rages on, with surprising allies forming on both sides of the aisle.
As we pay tribute to the recently departed Val Kilmer, we examine how quickly the media pivoted to negative stories about his on-set behavior, while sharing personal encounters that reveal a different side to the iconic actor. Kyle's surprising anecdote about meeting Kilmer post-cancer diagnosis offers a rare glimpse into the man behind the headlines.
The conversation takes several unexpected turns as we explore the strange case of the Gilgo Beach serial killer trial where prosecutors used Jurassic Park to explain DNA evidence, Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones's juvenile habit of testing people's "coolness" by farting near them (including Lisa Marie Presley), and a North Dakota mayor's career-ending text message mistake.
Between discussions about the science of smelling flatulence and the unspoken rules of digital intimate content, we deliver uncomfortable truths wrapped in laughter. Whether you're nodding in agreement or shouting at your speakers, this episode will make your commute fly by faster than a mayor's political career after sending the wrong video.
Have thoughts about our takes? Email us at okbudpod@gmail.com or support the show at patreon.com/okbud where you can join our growing community of listeners who aren't afraid to tell us when we're wrong.
My name says yes. Hey, what's up everyone. Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's going to be OK bud. I'm Ben Kissel at Ben Kissel One joined by Jerry Aquino. Oh, hello. And Miss Und, Miss underscore, Jerry. That's J-E-R-I-I and Kyle Plouffe hey, yo, At Kyle Plouffe. Check out the Patreon. Patreoncom slash diebud. Join the conversation. Jeff, I want to give you a shout out in our Patreon. He just survived one of the most harrowing things a man can survive, or woman Heroin Things a man Can Survive or Woman.
Speaker 2:He just survived heroin.
Speaker 1:Nope Blood clots. Oh worse, he had a blood clot Complete opposite. I think, that's terrible.
Speaker 2:No, that really sucks.
Speaker 1:Everyone knows, heroin thins the blood, yeah, and it makes you skinny. It makes you good at music, makes you feel real good yeah, but he had blood clots, which makes you chunky and good at eating. So I'm happy you're doing well, jeff. If you want to shoot us an email, okbudpod at gmailcom. Share pictures of pets, whatever you want to. If you want to make a comment on an episode, please feel free, and that is where we're going to start today's episode. A couple of shows ago, we were discussing movie theater etiquette oh, yes, and a lot of people became quite um ridiculous
Speaker 3:no, oh, people are coming for you, jerry, for the first time. That's fine, you're problematic I can take it.
Speaker 1:Tell me something I don't know I am going to say there was some small I'm going to call it righteous indignation. Yes, and it's from Ariel. So, ariel, thank you so much. All right.
Speaker 2:Ariel.
Speaker 1:Ariel says they're a dog walker, listens to the pod every day. Had to stop mid-walk Whoa To email the show because of the horrendous opinions of one. She says I go to the movies at least once a week. You stopped walking your dog for this. For this, to shoot this email off.
Speaker 2:Okay, red flag one.
Speaker 1:So her dog is just looking at her and being like oh, you still walked on. She's like no, I'm fucking emailing.
Speaker 2:She's like no, wait a minute.
Speaker 1:Did she say she wanted to text in the movie theaters? Bark Bark.
Speaker 2:Yes, she did. Okay, oh well, in that case I'll sit right the fuck down.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to go smell this tree, then I'm going to go smell this tree, Okay. So she says I completely agree with Ben and Kyle.
Speaker 2:Yes, we've got one Finally.
Speaker 1:Finally, we've won against this woman.
Speaker 3:Straight white men win again, we've won against this woman.
Speaker 2:Straight white men win again. Okay, again, straight white men, that's like one Jerry's got like 27.
Speaker 1:I'm aware I hang out with a lot of not white people and they don't like us. Yeah, the movies are for no distraction. She says it does not matter how bright the scene is or how quiet you think you are.
Speaker 2:You're ruining the movie, that's right, you're ruining the fucking movie. If you're so interested in the movie, why is like? Why am I me off of the peripheral like? Why am I distracting you if you're so into the movie?
Speaker 3:Oh wow, Now you're blaming them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, like why is it my? Little tiny phone and like brightness on low and. I don't have button sounds when I press and I'm just doing my. I just look down and do my own little thing. You could? I don't know mind your business, ariel, you could just enjoy the movie like you intended to. I have no plans of stopping anyone.
Speaker 3:That's unhinged you can't win.
Speaker 1:You can't win against these Dominican women.
Speaker 2:You guys are just really overreacting. No, this is Ariel.
Speaker 1:This is Ariel. She says I paid to have a dark theater with no distractions. What did?
Speaker 2:I pay for.
Speaker 1:If you pull your phone out, I take that as a clear indicator that you only think about yourself.
Speaker 2:You stopped walking your dog to write this email. So who's the selfish? Please stop Wow.
Speaker 1:But I will say she makes a good point here, along with all the other good points.
Speaker 2:She says if you want to be on your phone sit in the back row. Yeah, that's actually a good point. Actually, yeah, and I always sit somewhere in like the middle back row. I kind of like it back there.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, but she does love us, don't matter. She still loves the show. I still love you too, ariel. I'm sorry, I yelled. And then she shared a picture of her beautiful dog named Travis, who I don't like that name because it's attached to a person. That's a total scumbag. His name is Travis, but that is a cute dog.
Speaker 2:Like Travis Barker.
Speaker 1:We'll go with Travis Barker. Travis Bark Barker. That's hilarious I didn't Okay truce. So thank you, ariel, oh, truce Truce, ariel Truce.
Speaker 2:Yeah, unless I see you at the movies.
Speaker 1:That's as good as you're going to get it. I never heard you truce before.
Speaker 2:I get forced to once in a blue.
Speaker 1:All right. Also, Val Kilmer has died.
Speaker 3:I know RIP Rest in peace.
Speaker 2:That is really sad. I can't believe it to see.
Speaker 1:And it was weird because apparently nobody liked him.
Speaker 2:Back when he was younger, he didn't have the best reputation in Hollywood, but they didn't even let him die.
Speaker 1:He wasn't even cold yet. And then the New York Post Grant, it's the New York Post, so they're going to be trash right.
Speaker 2:They did go really quick on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there were. Like Joel Schumacher said he was the most pretentious actor he's ever worked with. It's like leave the guy the fuck alone.
Speaker 3:And that was in like Batman Forever. Yes. It's like Schumacher, you ruined that anyway.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But there is one defender, and it's really the only defender. You need Machete himself. Danny Trejo Ooh, he has come out and said no, he wasn't an asshole, he was a perfectionist.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Yes, asshole, he was a perfectionist, right yes, and he wanted to get the shit right and he worked with val kilmer in the movie heat, so he wanted the performances to be high. He wanted high, good performances, yeah, and he just wanted the movies to succeed. So he says leave the guy alone and plus he's already.
Speaker 2:he's been through so much the last couple years since he's been diagnosed with throat cancer. I met him a few times post-cancer. Yeah, Wow, I have a fun story that I won't name where's and when's, but at one point Val Kilmer put he had a sip of my daiquiri.
Speaker 1:Through the hole in his neck.
Speaker 2:Through the hole in his tummy, whoa. He did yeah.
Speaker 3:Whoa.
Speaker 1:Did he?
Speaker 3:just steal it and was just like he was like he wants his back.
Speaker 2:No, you can keep it, Bill he was like hey, can I have some hat Watch this? And he took a one of his like clean syringes. Oh, that's fun, and and he put, and he dipped it oh my. God. Anyway, he was like a sweet grandpa all the times that I've met him, but because I met him in like the later years, in the last couple of years, yeah, so because my roommate used to work for him.
Speaker 1:No shit. Well, rip Val Kilmer. Thank you for what you've done for the theater and the movie world, and many of those films will hold up for all of time, including Tombstone. It's one of the most famous lines of all time I want to see val kilmer umbilical chug of daiquiri. I know I'm like jealous, never mind my own I can't, I couldn't believe that happened wow, maybe he's got a little guado in there, like a little recall be like more dangering I felt bad because he quickly did not feel good afterwards.
Speaker 2:Oh, he got all drunk. No, he just like yeah, he quickly did not feel good afterwards. Oh, he got all drunk. He just didn't feel well afterwards.
Speaker 3:Was it an alcoholic dagger?
Speaker 2:His assistant was like Val's going to go back to his room now. He's not feeling so well.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I was like oh, no, I shouldn't have let him do that you killed him.
Speaker 3:You killed him? Was this yesterday?
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 1:It wasn't last week, them that was just yesterday.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, okay, pneumonia got him oh so sad dying like you're on the oregon trail.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace absolutely, it's a treasured memory. Yeah, okay, speaking of deaths, we have a small update and this story is just straight. So we talked about virginia goofery, obviously the victim of sex trafficking, when it came to Jeffrey Epstein, and we will always have empathy for her on that front. She was hit by a bus and given four days to live. However, it's been about four days now and she's not dead. She also has a restraining order in Perth where she's not allowed to contact her ex-husband or her children.
Speaker 2:What so? That's why her post was her talking to her kids.
Speaker 1:Yes, and that's why she's like I wanted to just see my kids one more time. And it's like, can't they just go to the hospital and see you? And it's like, no, because there's a restraining order. So all of that stuff is now being brought to the forefront and, again, no excuse for what happened to her. It seems as if it destabilized her entire life. What occurred to her as a teen? And perhaps she's having a difficult time with relationships, which I would understand. Yeah, when you're raped by a prince and then he just goes on to continue to be a prince, and then Jeffrey Epstein is just hanging out with Bill Gates and you're like, hey, what about all that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I about all that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean understand, yeah and even to like a smaller degree of, if it wasn't anyone um of power, but for some reason they always are.
Speaker 2:They always are like to some level of a higher power over you, because those are the ones like to take advantage jean-claude van damme just got wrapped up too.
Speaker 1:What? Yeah, they say he banged uh five people that he knew were traffic. Somebody gave him five women as a gift.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, and then.
Speaker 1:Jean-Claude was just like oh okay.
Speaker 2:It does sound a little bit right up his alley, doesn't it?
Speaker 1:Blood sport baby.
Speaker 1:Right Want to see me do the splits who knows? Oh my God, yeah, anytime you're handed human beings as a gift, you're like am I a Saudi king? Right? You're like, am I a Saudi king? Anyway, so she separated from her husband of more than 20 years recently, and then, of course, she didn't get custody of the kids, which is quite uncommon, because I would assume in Australia it's similar to here, where the benefit of the doubt kind of goes to the woman for societal reasons when it comes to taking care of the children. She is still alive, and now all this other stuff is coming out. Also, the police didn't really have a report on the accident. I don't know.
Speaker 3:Where are the cars?
Speaker 1:Where's the evidence?
Speaker 3:What's going on here?
Speaker 1:Yeah, a spokeswoman for Jufri said that she mistakenly shared the grim post to her public Instagram instead of her private Facebook page, which I think we've covered. But anyway, so that story continues to go on and we hope that she lives and hope everything ends more peaceful than it began.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and maybe give her a break Jesus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that's what the bus driver needed to do.
Speaker 3:Well, it gave her a few breaks.
Speaker 2:No, I'm talking pump the brakes, pumping the brakes, hitting the brakes. You got to be more specific with your wishes, not breaking the bones.
Speaker 1:Yes, absolutely man, those freaking crazy school bus drivers. Crazy school bus drivers. They get drug tested to make sure they're on them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what was it that you said that bus drivers should always be on Some kind of an upper right? I mean, they have to deal with kids all the time.
Speaker 1:Oh, I mean, I think a solid crystal meth would be stopping going, stopping going. There's your house. Okay, that's your house now.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Something like that.
Speaker 2:Like an Adderall or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Something that keeps your focus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, while the kids are all like screaming in Like one kid is like tugging on your shirt. Oh she's fucking horrible, Just blowing little little paper balls of spit right into the mirror.
Speaker 1:What a goddamn prison. This is awful.
Speaker 2:Bullying happening in the back. I used to hate it, so much. It was awful I hated sitting next to all those girls.
Speaker 1:They're so mean.
Speaker 2:They were so mean.
Speaker 1:You just got to sit there and take it.
Speaker 2:God, I used to. I used to when I really got into Avril Lavigne. I wore a tie once to school. Oh, with a tank top With like a white shirt over it, and then, like the whole, these girls on the bus were like wow, that's a cool tie, it's so cute. No, really it is. Don't ignore my friend that's laughing. She's stupid.
Speaker 1:I'm going to cry.
Speaker 2:Wow, yeah, no, I was like I just want to go home.
Speaker 3:Trying to get out of here.
Speaker 1:Actually, I'm going to turn this into a noose. Can you just hold this, Please? God, yeah, my bus driver growing up just loved Ross Perot, so she was always handing out Ross Perot stuff. So I learned a lot. He didn't get one electoral college vote, but he got 19 million voters.
Speaker 2:That's really really really important which?
Speaker 1:is bad, all right. Another got 19 million voters. That's really, really, really important. Support him, which is bad, all right. Another update the Gilgo Beach killer. The prosecution apparently we're still arguing about like is DNA real? Yeah, I thought we were done with this. Is DNA real? Yes, so the prosecution in order to prove that, yes, indeed, dna is an indicator of who may have been at the scene of a crime. Prosecutors played a clip from Jurassic Park at the hearing in what is being called an unusual move to defend their DNA evidence. Oh, that's great. They went back to, isn't that from like 94? Yeah, I think 93. If you're the juror, you're like what is it? Is it substitute teacher day? You're just going to play a movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What's happening, Right? So the scene from the flick? It was to make the argument that the nuclear DNA that's air quotes, nuclear DNA testing that linked the killer to six of the seven slain workers was legitimate, as his attorneys pushed to have the evidence tossed out as junk science.
Speaker 2:Why? But why did it take like a movie scene to like convey this?
Speaker 1:I have no idea. Maybe like an expert would have been good yeah.
Speaker 2:He's like. He's like okay, I feel like you're going to understand this through the art of memes. Good, yeah, he's like okay, I feel like you're going to understand this through the art of memes.
Speaker 3:The prosecution should have came back with another clip from it. When they're trying to break into the computer and it's just going uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.
Speaker 1:Right. Oh, we're going to do a movie war thing now. Well, you're going to love this scene from Neverending Story. Why we just want them to cry.
Speaker 2:We just want.
Speaker 1:the so prosecutors played a clip for the judge from the popular film franchise showing how scientists extracted dinosaur DNA from a mosquito and then that was preserved inside of the amber, as we know why.
Speaker 2:But wait, but wait, it's a movie.
Speaker 1:Yes, and it's not anything close to what the fuck we're doing here.
Speaker 2:You know how, like in Jurassic Park, they were able to revive a dinosaur from the DNA inside, you know, like an ember. They did it in Jurassic Park, so we can apply it now in real life.
Speaker 1:You know juror number seven here. I was actually going to think he wasn't guilty, but then they showed that Jurassic Park clip and I was like what?
Speaker 1:the fuck man? That's crazy DNA. What the fuck? Also, do you know? Birds are cameras, oh Lord, so well, that case continues and we'll see At some point. I am assuming he will be found guilty. The Harris Samples prosecutors said were positively matched to Heuermann's wife and daughter. Oh, using this nuclear DNA testing which really paints a picture of him like hugging his wife, kissing her on the cheek, hugging his daughter and just being like I'm going to rape and murder.
Speaker 2:Right, oh Well, apparently they were always like away, like on vacation, when he did it. Like hey, you want to come.
Speaker 3:He's like nah, I got too much work.
Speaker 2:I got so much work or he'll join them afterwards, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just got to finish up here at the office and I'll be there tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Why are you covered in blood? Good, oh God. A lot of architecturing.
Speaker 2:Yes, so much architecturing.
Speaker 1:Again, those murders were from 1993, all the way to 2011.
Speaker 2:Remains the way to 2011. Remains have still been, remains are still being bound. Yeah, oh, it's fucking so insane.
Speaker 1:I can't believe he just flew right on under the radar. Yes, he did. And now, hopefully, some justice for these victims, and if you are the victims families. I mean it's like can we do a little bit better, please, yeah, yeah, then showing fucking jurassic park clips to convey science yeah maybe get a scientist. Hey, we're going back what?
Speaker 1:about a scientist yeah, what about a scientist? What about the actor that played the scientist? Just get him in here. What do we? We're just so stupid. Yeah, it's just insane. Oh anyway, do you want to talk about rock and roll a little bit? Oh yeah, sure, okay. Do you guys know the band the Sex Pistols? Yeah, okay, so Steve Jones, apparently he's one of the members of the Sex Pistols and I want to know. So you know, sometimes people who are like punk rock turned out just to be like really annoying. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And they're like no, it's not annoying, it's kind of cool, it's punk rock. What Steve Jones likes to do is fart in front of people. Okay, and he's 69 years old now. He says I like to fart in front of people. That's a quote. And he says you can tell if someone's cool or not from their reaction.
Speaker 2:Why Are?
Speaker 1:they three years old.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, and it's the least cool thing I think a person can do it's just like fart in front of people and then smile about it like they're real happy or just even play it off casually like it's okay that they just did that you need to be ashamed. I would be upset, I would shame you. I would be like hey, now come on and sometimes, yeah, we're biological beings.
Speaker 1:Maybe something squeaks out, but then you say I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I did not mean to do that. Yeah, yeah. And then you comment about how whoa that's strong. What did I eat?
Speaker 2:Yeah, Sometimes I teach yoga and on the exhale someone lets a little bit loose. That's embarrassing, that was me entire class like doesn't know what to do, because you can hear, you can feel the energy of like wanting to laugh, but they're like no, no, I'm trying to be zen and shit, I'm not gonna laugh it's hard not to, because you're so sweaty.
Speaker 3:And I went to sit on one of the foam bricks and like crossed my legs and just oh, you did that super loud, it echoed everywhere and I thought people would actually laugh, but people were just kind of like, oh my god yeah, no, and so I never went back.
Speaker 2:It awkward.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was me and a bunch of middle-aged women.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, exactly the middle-aged women.
Speaker 3:I don't want to. I'm trying to get away from my husband.
Speaker 1:I just feel like maybe yoga is not for you, Kyle.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:It's not an exclusive club, but it does exclude you.
Speaker 1:It doesn't feel like you're invited. No, I don't ever no, it just seems like pick out the predator. Yeah, there he is, but it was in boston and, like boston, should not be legally allowed to do yoga and no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:The dude. That all you fucking eat is god damn irish food yeah, and the dude that like ran the class had a super thick boston accent, obviously, so he's like let's tap into your hot mudra. It's like this is not relaxing for anybody. I don't think.
Speaker 1:No, that is the worst accent for yoga ever.
Speaker 3:It really is.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Say another one.
Speaker 3:Like the lightning guard Tenekasa or something I don't even fucking remember.
Speaker 1:That's hilarious, that sucks, yeah. So this cool guy from the Sex Pistols? He says I like to fart in front of people. You know if they're cool or not. He says I farted in front of Lisa Marie Presley once. Douchebag yes. He says and this is the weird thing they just met randomly. This wasn't like in the green room or something. She didn't go to a Sex pistol show. He says she was sitting outside a Starbucks.
Speaker 2:Wow, creepy.
Speaker 1:And I was going in and I just let one rip. I'm a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3:I'd be more concerned if an older person just shit their pants in front of me. Ew, Are you okay? I wouldn't be like ha ha ha.
Speaker 1:Yes, presley, of course. She died at the young age of 54, back in January of 2023. And he says she had this look on her face of disgust.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, because you just farted, on her. Yep, yep.
Speaker 1:And then he says I just carried on walking into Starbucks, Is that?
Speaker 2:bad. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad. Don't do that.
Speaker 3:If you're farting before your coffee, then there's going to be a problem.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for real, the juice is already loose. There's a lot of not punk rock stuff going on here, yeah, going into starbucks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, naming being named steve jones. True, yep, it is the older rock stars, the older punk stars. They're just old yeah I know for a fact jerry from the Misfits. He just watches the Greg Gutfeld show every night with his mother. He loves my friend Kat. That's all he does. It's like, oh, these guys, they're rocking and rolling forever. It's like, no, they're watching Gutfeld.
Speaker 2:It's a strange world we live in. People are allowed to have layers.
Speaker 1:They are. Jones admitted there's definitely some truth in that it wasn't outside in trucks, though it was on the stage that came. When it comes to drug use and things like that, I believe yes. In an interview, jones shared several other antidotes about his decades-long career, and it just rumors that he stole equipment from David Bowie in 1973. What a douche. Yeah, he's stealing equipment, so he just sucks. Yeah, he's like they stole it from trucks. That's what I was talking about. He said I played two nights and after the first they left all the gear up so they took it.
Speaker 2:He's like what can I say? Rock and roll, baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rock and roll, thieving and farting Right. They heard us coming and going. Oh, the fart bandits were here. Did the sex pistols perform here? Smells like ass. Anyway, I just don't think that's very cool.
Speaker 2:No, not very cool at all.
Speaker 3:No, he thinks he's like. What's his face? The comedian Andy Kaufman.
Speaker 1:Oh, but Andy Kaufman, he wasn't playing with farts per se. No, yeah, but he's like he wasn't playing with farts per se no yeah.
Speaker 3:But he's like people just don't get it.
Speaker 2:And also people. But also people knew that Andy Kaufman was like a comedian.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, right.
Speaker 2:It's like a random.
Speaker 1:Leslie Nielsen, of course, of Naked Gun fame. He would bring the fart, the fake fart machine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was very funny.
Speaker 1:It was super funny. It was funny. That's funny. It was funny, it was funny. I mean, everyone knows fart sounds are funny.
Speaker 2:Yes, the thing is it just grosses. What grosses me out is the is okay, is what I just said before is the loose juice in between each ripple, in between the skin that I think about and the gases that release and the smell.
Speaker 1:The late great Kevin Barnett. He had a science mind and so he would always think about things in ways that I don't think about them, and he hated the farts, because if you smell a fart, you are smelling fecal matter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're getting the poop particles in your mouth. That is poop, you see.
Speaker 2:Exactly. I like viscerally feel that.
Speaker 3:Yes, it was in your body. Now it's in my fucking mouth and nose.
Speaker 1:Yes, and it's straight from your asshole. So it's like I would be like oh, it's just a fart. He's like no, it's not a fart, that's shit. Yeah, it's a micro level of shit Micro poops. Yeah, it's micro poops. You're micro dosing, think it's disrespectful.
Speaker 2:Unless sound effects.
Speaker 1:Unless it's a sound effect. But you know, even growing up a lot of boys through the burping and the farting we would beat the shit out of each other, but I don't recall ever doing like a lot of fart stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I think my mom, I think she conditioned me pretty well into the like that's gross.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like oh yeah, it is.
Speaker 1:I remember one time because I would sleep with my I wouldn't have sex with her, okay. I would sleep in the bed with my mom until I was like 10.
Speaker 2:Why did you have to?
Speaker 1:Because people are gross.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And she would fart. Oh yeah, she would fart a lot at night. That would laugh Kind of laugh, Like Mom, you farted last night. She's like, well, maybe you should sleep in your own room. I'm like, well, maybe I'm scared, Maybe I'm fucking. Dad's not home, is he? Because he's working on the truck driver.
Speaker 3:Maybe she was trying to fart you out of the bed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, you're not going to do that.
Speaker 2:Mom, that's exactly what she was trying to do. I used to treat you like an apartment complex, you ain't Not to your room Farts, don't scare me, mom.
Speaker 1:I'm over it now, man. Now I like it now. Oh, that'd be bad. It's Mommy, and some people really do like it. That's the one thing where it's like, because I like the, you know, I'll just tell you right now I'll look at a butthole, I'll look at a butthole, but then sometimes they start doing the farts.
Speaker 2:And I'm like these are no, we have to separate that yeah, yeah, because I don't, I don't. I don't understand that one. There are people who pay for it. Yes, there are people that pay for doing the stuff, and there are people that will pay for you to like for them to specify what they want your last meal to be before you come in and do the deed on their person like death row, wow, yeah like, yeah, they'll be.
Speaker 2:like, oh, just eat a bunch, bunch of like Indian food and like curry the night before and then you wake up in the next morning you pop a little laxative to get everything nice and going All right?
Speaker 1:I guess that makes sense. Well, speaking of sex, let's go on to sex and politics.
Speaker 2:They go hand in hand.
Speaker 1:They really do and everyone loves to think about sex with the hot political figures we have Yep. A mayor of a small North Dakota city, he had to resign.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:He texted a city attorney a video of him masturbating on his lunch break.
Speaker 2:Oh, Wow, come on, dude, isn't?
Speaker 1:that something.
Speaker 3:Come on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just so annoying. You think people are on these awesome positions and they seem like a good person and then, bam damn it, he sent me a dick pic too.
Speaker 1:God damn it. It reminds me of Jeffrey Toobin from CNN. He was on a Zoom call and then he thought that the Zoom call ended. He just immediately started jerking off these guys. It's the older guys that just you can't, it's, it's your lunch break, yeah what's going on?
Speaker 2:they just, they gotta keep things. Uh, go, go in I can.
Speaker 3:I can almost understand that, though, like there was a gamer that actually got canceled because he was a youtuber and he didn't realize he already clicked go live and he was sitting there just going, oh my god. And then he's just like oh, oh, oh, and then was like I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't doing anything, holy shit. That I can understand, but when you're jerking off and you're just like, I can't keep this to myself.
Speaker 2:People need to see this I was playing the new crash band or come yes oh god, that's embarrassing, it's horrible much self-confidence in that idea of recording yourself and then being like oh man, not only does someone have to see this, they're going to love it.
Speaker 1:Right yeah.
Speaker 2:At noon.
Speaker 1:Why? Why? So? He's now the former mayor of Minnow, North Dakota. His name is Tim Ross. He pulled himself out of office on Wednesday after a short sexual harassment investigation.
Speaker 3:Pulled himself out. All right, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1:That's the guy right there. Tim Ross Got bald head. Kind of looks like one of those Guess who characters.
Speaker 3:Oh, shit Got some glasses. He looks exactly like one of the guys?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he says.
Speaker 1:I do take Put that down really quick. He said I do take responsibility for this mistake. I tried to immediately correct it and I was unable. The decision which I don't know what that means oh.
Speaker 3:So that means, he said he sent it to the wrong person.
Speaker 1:You think that means that yes, probably because he sent it to a city council member which?
Speaker 2:did he? Did he say? Did he say that? Did the other person like? Yeah, maybe he thought he was catching vibes being like, hmm, I might have a shot If it was literally like oh my God, that was literally supposed to go to my mouth. I'm so, so sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
Speaker 1:He says he was going to send the video. Quote. This is the quote. He wanted to send the sexy video to his girlfriend. Oh no, because every girl likes to watch a guy. Just jerk their fucking cock off.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, especially when they look like that.
Speaker 1:So he says the decision I made falls in line with all my work on behalf of the city of Mano.
Speaker 2:That's insane. That is kind of unfortunate.
Speaker 1:It is a little sad, he says. I put my heart and soul into this community.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, he puts a lot of stuff everywhere.
Speaker 1:He was talking to the city attorney about a police officer's suicide just minutes before she received the video.
Speaker 3:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Oh so that whole time he's rock hard just be like can't wait seriously what gets him up? Well, no, I mean they don't have to be in the middle of the conversation. It could just be like what's previously like up in the scroll oh, that's, true you know you think you should be like, oh, so then did they, did we get the determination back from the autopsy? And they're like, yeah, it looks like strangulation.
Speaker 1:And then just then he's strangling his yes, well, that's kind of what he was saying. So he told stalhom, this is the, this is the person he sent the video to, unwillingly uh, they say. Or he said I was trying to send that video to my girlfriend. Let's just delete the smut and keep the entire incident between us. Oh no, that sucks. But then they were like is politics in Minot, north Dakota. This is probably the biggest scandal in the history, other than that one time the last mayor licked the asshole of a possum.
Speaker 1:Oh, no who knows North Dakota, buddy.
Speaker 2:It's just, it sucks. He accidentally sent it to Stephanie.
Speaker 1:He meant to send it to his girl, hefany, it's probably accurate. Oh man, yeah, but this Stahlheim. They filed an official harassment report two weeks later, which you know. He must have been stressed those two weeks, yeah. And then this guy has got all the power. This chick has all the power. Yeah, it was an accident, asking for a formal apology and requesting that he consider resigning. So he said I'm done, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1:The investigation found that Ross directly calls Stahlheim's inability to work in an environment free from unreasonable sexual harassment and created an offensive work environment. So he's gone.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, it would be a little bit of an awkward time from then on, like I've seen that guy's dick, that's great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess you never really go back from that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and not to mention if she didn't do anything, and then he could have pressed on and been weird about it. I don't know if he'd showed signs of it beforehand.
Speaker 1:No, by American political standards. I mean, Anthony Weiner is running for mayor again. He's a registered sex offender. Yeah, he literally can't be near schools and he's like I can run them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can't be in schools, but I could run them. He can't even hold rallies at the high school gymnasium, can't do it, wow.
Speaker 1:Literally Can't be near parks. That's wild. The next best hope and he's probably going to win is Andrew Cuomo, which is just amazing. Wow, what a world we live in. What a world so this guy actually had some humility. He's like I'm sorry it was technically, and meet me on girlfriend.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this should be an iPhone commercial because with the new update you can unsend before someone sees it.
Speaker 2:How long do you have for unsending?
Speaker 3:Until they see it so like if you send it Until they see it yeah. And it could just be sitting there like, oh, you got a video. And then it's like oh, user unsent a message.
Speaker 2:That's insane.
Speaker 3:And then you're just like wow.
Speaker 1:But we still can't edit our tweets. Yeah, nope.
Speaker 2:We can, we can. I can drunk text my ex and then, if I wake up first the next morning, I can just delete that shit yes absolutely. Oh my God, that would have come in handy. So much, yeah, that might have actually saved a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1:It would have saved me some. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Fuck it. Fuck it Well, if you guys don't even know that you both have iPhones. He certainly didn't know that. No, I don't.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't feel myself jerking off, I don't think that it's.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Back in the day, maybe when I was a little bit more attractive, my dong looked bigger because it wasn't so fucking fat. What the fuck. But whatever, All right. Do we have any comments from the chat, Please?
Speaker 3:God Lori said don't drag the opossums into it.
Speaker 1:I didn't drag the opossum into it, I just A little bit did. Well, I was just assuming. In North Dakota there's some mayor who was like, if I lick the possum's ass and it tastes good, we're going to have four more weeks of summer.
Speaker 3:Yes, chris G is saying maybe he was hot wife fishing.
Speaker 2:Oh could be, oh, hot wifing.
Speaker 1:Yep, email us if you're into the hot wife thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's a little bit different than cocking because again you are paying the porn stars to come and rail your wife.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:A little different.
Speaker 2:Could be, could be a fantasy.
Speaker 1:Could be.
Speaker 3:Bob is saying, android users will continue to live with regret and shame.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as you should. As well you should, you green bubbled bastards.
Speaker 1:But they say the Android is actually a tougher phone to use so you have to be smarter to use it. Yeah Right.
Speaker 2:That also makes sense. Yeah, there's a lot of things that it's really good for.
Speaker 3:Yeah, people are clamoring for more Boston yoga.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, who needs file? I need more Boston.
Speaker 1:I'll come back with some more terms we gotta get a whole list of terms, because that really got me relaxed and nervous at the same time.
Speaker 3:I should do a Boston Yoga ASMR you really should.
Speaker 1:I can't yeah wow. Boston clear the chakras alright, anything else before we wrap it up. Vanessa was calling a jerk off video a motion dick pic. Okay, you're the chakras. Yes, indeed, all right.
Speaker 3:Anything else before we wrap it up. Vanessa was calling a jerk-off video a motion dick pic.
Speaker 1:Okay, and has it ever worked? Has anybody ever? It's okbudpod at gmailcom. Has anyone ever been sent a dick pic and it worked has?
Speaker 3:it ever worked on you. What is it supposed?
Speaker 2:What has worked.
Speaker 1:Do women get? Jerry, you're in women. Do women ever get aroused just looking at a hard penis?
Speaker 2:No, only when it fits into the context between the conversation you're currently having and the relationship you currently have with that person.
Speaker 1:Not a cold call, cold cock.
Speaker 2:No, cold cock.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:No cold cock. Even if you guys are together, they'll be like that's fucking weird. It's 1 30 pm. Why the fuck are you sending me a picture of your dick, like right, uh. But if you guys are like doing cotton heavy, like cute stuff, you've been getting along. You have a rapport going and it's like hey, I'd love to see a pig, I'd love to send a pig back this. Yeah, then you can be like oh, wow, well, okay, let's see what he's working with understood.
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, so I had a dick pic go wrong, but not for any reasons that you would normally think of it was such a female thing. So this is me Such a female thing. Yes, so Kaya Tola has spoken again.
Speaker 2:Here we go Whoa Kaya, tola, kaya, tola clock.
Speaker 3:So me and this girl were dating, right? She moves out. Does she know you were dating? We break up did?
Speaker 2:she know you broke up after we broke up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's the one that made the decision. I was always the person that got broke up with, because I'm just always like I will stay with you and we will be miserable together boston yeah, yep, that's family, family for you so she moves out and then I move out of that place.
Speaker 3:But she was, we were talking and she was like, send me a picture. And so I sent her a picture and it was in the apartment. But she had realized in the background that all of her stuff was not in the apartment. So she's like who the fuck did you send this to? Because all my shit's gone? This is after I was gone. So who was this for? Oh shit, she got mad because her decorations weren't there. So she knew I sent it to somebody else previously, but it was a good shot I don't even know how she knew that.
Speaker 3:I don't because her things weren't like hanging up on the wall anymore, because she had already moved out before me yeah, but it was a fresh pic no, it was a pic yeah, because she realized I took the picture after she moved out and I wasn't living in that apartment anymore. Oh so she's like who the fuck did you send this? To, because all my shit is off the wall she's sherlock holmes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she did. She's like I did. I deduce all of these things are wrong and I can tell that the time zone was this. And then his jeans were dragged down. You can see the creases on them.
Speaker 3:She really? Yeah, oh Lord, Beautiful mind.
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