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Episode 44: Butt Drugs, Bodyoids, and Boston Yoga
Ever wonder what happens when a drug-sniffing dog alerts to "narcotics emitting from a man's buttocks" at the border? Or what scientists are planning with soulless human "bodyoids" grown for medical experimentation? On this wild ride through the strangest news stories, we unpack it all with equal parts horror and humor.
The Virginia Goofrey saga takes an unexpected turn as witnesses contradict her near-death bus accident claims. Was this a desperate mother's attempt to reconnect with her children, or something more concerning? Meanwhile, a Maryland hairstylist wrongfully deported to El Salvador remains trapped in a notorious prison despite ICE admitting their "administrative error" – a bureaucratic nightmare with potentially deadly consequences.
We examine the shocking case of Wisconsin's Taylor Shabizness, who beheaded her boyfriend in 2022 and recently lunged at her own lawyer during trial. The discussion of a Florida grandmother sentenced to five years after leaving her infant granddaughter to die in a hot car – horrifyingly, her second child death case – raises profound questions about family responsibility and oversight. Finally, we dive into the ethical minefield of scientists proposing to grow human-like "bodyoids" without consciousness for medical testing and organ harvesting, blurring the boundaries between science fiction and disturbing reality.
From bizarre crime to cutting-edge bioethical dilemmas, this episode challenges your perception of human nature while keeping you laughing through the darkness. Subscribe now to join our growing community of curious minds who find comfort in knowing that no matter how weird the world gets, everything's gonna be OK, Bud.
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Speaker 2:Water is mom.
Speaker 1:Water is mom. Mom is god. Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's gonna be OK Bud. I'm Ben Kissel at BenKissel1, joined by Jerry Aquino.
Speaker 2:Hello, hello.
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Speaker 2:Oh my God, I got so many cute cats the other day. It was so cute.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so cats, more than allowed, accepted with love. Oh my God, we love cats. Yes, absolutely, I'm a dog boy, but I will love a cat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I'm a cat girl that will tolerate a dog.
Speaker 1:There we go. That's the complexity of this show. Okay, let's start with an update. Speaking of complex, we got to talk about it because we've been discussing virginia goofrey. She said she has four days to live. It's not been five days, she's still alive.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's weird. Yeah, that was really scary to hear four days to live.
Speaker 1:Things were shutting down on her internally, right yes, and then it came along with a picture and she was heavily bruised. Yeah, she said she was hit by a school bus in Australia. Yeah, but now the students and the parents of the students are saying the accident itself was very minor and they have no idea what she's talking about. What Wow? So obviously, if you're Prince Andrew, you're just wiping the flop sweat from your brow, being like maybe this is my out. What Wow? So obviously, if you're Prince Andrew, you're just wiping the flop sweat from your brow, being like maybe this is my out. Yeah, but who the hell knows? Virginia Goofrey again, is under a lot of scrutiny because they have officially seen where the crash site is and apparently they have proven that the bus was not going 60 miles an hour like she said it was.
Speaker 1:And none of the students were hurt. None of the kids were hurt. The bus driver was fine. So everyone's kind of like what the hell is going on. Was this just a plea for her to see her children again?
Speaker 2:Wow, I could definitely see that being it. Yeah, and that makes total sense because, like we said, it's very unrealistic that a bus is going 60 miles per hour. It probably should not be allowed to do that. I mean, I don't know if they do or not. But also when I thought, when I heard that she got hit, I don't know why I assumed like she got hit by a bus like herself. That's what I thought too Herself as a person. Oh no, she was in a car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was in a car. Yeah, it just like. What did it have? What kind of damage does the car have?
Speaker 1:Not that much, according to Emmy Rose Wright. She says her children aged five, eight and nine. They were on the bus and they said that the crash caused only slight damage to Virginia's Toyota.
Speaker 3:Oh my God. So she must have known that they were in the bus.
Speaker 1:She knew the children were in the bus.
Speaker 3:Her children though.
Speaker 1:No, they weren't her children. No, they weren't her children.
Speaker 2:They were like children of the parents that are like speaking out and saying like she's kind of exaggerating what happened here.
Speaker 1:If her children were in the bus, I would give her credit.
Speaker 3:I'd be like you better let her see the kids.
Speaker 1:She's setting up accidents in order to see her children.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's way too much.
Speaker 1:That's true love. So they told the telegraph that the children got off the bus and said they had a small crash, there's no damage to the bus and none of the kids were injured. What? And then the mom denied the 29 kids on board had been distraught. But that was her claim, that everyone was freaking out. But no one was freaking out and the kids were like oh, that was kind of a fun ride home. We got into a little accident and then again she if they even noticed, if they even know I feel like some of them are like why are we stopping?
Speaker 1:so one mother, hayley miller. She says she's disgusted by the bruised photo that virginia posted. Alongside quote lies that accused the bus driver of serious misconduct. So the bus driver's like, oh my God, this is bad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like I didn't do that.
Speaker 2:I did not do that.
Speaker 3:Oh Lord.
Speaker 2:All of that on her face? I didn't do that, so do you think that happened from the car crash then?
Speaker 1:I mean, that's what she kind of implies, right, right?
Speaker 2:But then now they're saying that it was like a minor. It was like a minor hit to like what, a brake light or something Like what is it? What would that do?
Speaker 1:So then, I guess, the all the bruises Whiplash. Yeah, maybe, maybe at worst, and then I guess all the bruises are just like makeup or something. I don't find the whole story is sick and I don't know what's true and what is not, but I do know the injuries are not from the buck. The bus incident, wow and I still.
Speaker 3:I don't think any doctor has ever given someone four days to live. It's just too specific of a number right, yeah, you were like that's fucking weird four days yeah, like a week, two weeks a month maybe.
Speaker 1:I always like when I go into the doctor's office and they just put a VHS tape in. They're just like just watch this.
Speaker 3:Seven days.
Speaker 1:You're telling me I have cancer through the ring.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, that's what we do here.
Speaker 1:I get nervous telling people they're about to die, so I just like to put on a nice scary movie for them yeah and let them know.
Speaker 2:You have seven days and then your rectal cancer is gonna kill you yeah, ever since a lawyer showed a scene of jurassic park in a movie, it's fucking no holds barred on using movie references.
Speaker 1:It doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 2:This doesn't matter anymore nothing matters but you know, I will say I feel, I feel bad because even if she did kind of like exaggerate this and make it up like right I don't know as, as a mother that doesn't have her children right now, who maybe like had a little like brisk of an almost near-death experience and it just made her like really like miss the kids all that much more and be like, well, maybe I can use this to try to reach out to them and they can reach out to me and we can. You know, maybe if they're worried they'll reach out. Yeah, so I could see like the desperation of a mother here and have like sympathy for that.
Speaker 1:But then it's also like why don't you have custody of your kids? Yeah, I don't know, I don't want to. That's their business and I ain't even trying to get into that.
Speaker 3:That is another weird thing. It's like the Royal Tenenbaums, though she's like making this up to.
Speaker 2:This is what we just said, using movie references for real life situations, completely work. That is true. It's exactly like the Royal Tenenbaums.
Speaker 1:I guess if my mom faked an accident so I would go and visit her in Florida, I'd be like Mom, that's kind of nice, she takes off the cast and stuff. She's like I'm fine, benjamin, I just wanted you home. My mom did fall and she broke her arm, but they said it was a great break, very clean, and then she's all healed up. She's tough. Oh wow, that's perfect, it's awesome. I saw a person get hit by a bus in New York City. Oh, he was on a bike and it was one of those accordion buses, a double bus, right, oh yeah. And so he got caught in the middle and then it rolled over his legs and then at first pain, but then he sounded like such a bitch.
Speaker 2:And I was like you know what, oh my God, my leg.
Speaker 1:My leg and the bus just kept on going and the guy was just crying. So lame I was like I'm not going to help you, dude.
Speaker 3:You can't cry lamely you just step over his legs that are backwards.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just kicked it into place. I was like maybe that'll help you.
Speaker 2:Dude, don't do that that.
Speaker 1:Keep it down, will you? Some people are trying to walk here. Just be tough. When I fell I fell last year, I broke both of my arms, basically, and I didn't cry like that. I mean I, I, it was hard and it hurt a lot. Yeah, I didn't my arms you can't dictate how people are gonna sound when they get hurt I know, but when people do get hurt, like that news reporter who was stomping the grapes Remember that video.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:It's one of the funniest sounds of all time and technically she was in a lot of pain, but that was very funny, that's terrible. This mom Haley, who really does not like Virginia Goofrey because she is all over this article.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's raging.
Speaker 1:She says it's lies. I don't know what is she trying to get from all of this, but I do feel bad for her and I hope she gets help yeah.
Speaker 2:So that's Well. It's clear what she's trying to get out of this she's trying to reach out to her kids.
Speaker 1:Yep, I think that's it, yep. And they say it out of proportion. And again, she is alive.
Speaker 2:and you know, usually if you're gonna say I got x amount of time to live you, you shoot for like way in the future yeah, four days was crazy four days is just really not I mean, yeah, for a broken taillight is not going to get you internal bleeding and like kidney failure dude, it just isn't going to.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh, apparently this is interesting she wasn't even driving. There was the driver of Virginia's Toyota car also spoke out, urging her to get the story straight.
Speaker 2:What so he's even like this is a lie.
Speaker 1:Cheryl Sassella, 71 years old. Oh boy, what Apparently they were driving, oh boy.
Speaker 2:What, apparently, they were driving. Why is the 71-year-old driving her around? I don't know.
Speaker 1:And then she says I'm sure Virginia will release a statement soon to clear it up. I'm not covering for her, I'm not implicated in a cover-up. Why? Is this happening? I have no idea.
Speaker 2:All of this could have been avoided and I think it's not going to help her when it comes to seeing her children again. And it sucks because now she's cornering herself into this little victim blamey thing where it's like she has been through a lot, she has been through enough. This is a bunch of bullshit, I'm sure to her in a lot of different ways and.
Speaker 2:I don't know what she's done to keep herself separated from the kids, but I do know at one point she was trafficked around and that's got to fuck someone up in the head.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cicela, she's the care, so that 71 year old, who was driving? She's the caretaker of Goofy's 40 acre, 1.3 million dollar hobby farm Hobby farm, she got some money.
Speaker 2:Wow, I didn't know she had that much cash.
Speaker 1:I didn't know she had that much cash.
Speaker 2:I didn't either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she said the accident happened because there was a broken taillight on the Toyota, which led to a miscommunication between the drivers. Oh yeah, sucks. Anyway, I guess we'll keep you updated.
Speaker 2:I want, I am, I'm invested in this story. Yeah.
Speaker 1:In a way, if you're Virginia, you gotta die. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's the only way out of this that's the only way out of this okay. No, it's fucking not well, but then she would die an honest woman. Yes, I refuse to.
Speaker 3:I just I just refuse to put her in this like bad guy corner, because it sounds like she really is fucking going through a lot and needs help yeah, but she also said that she sent it to the wrong, like facebook or instagram, because she thought it was on her private one, which, if that's the case, then I do think that she did use it as a ploy, because that'll make friends and family be like all right, come on, she's about to die. Bring your fucking kids over there to see her yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, maybe she never thought this was going to go public.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because she was like my car was a tin can, yeah, and it was like totally fine.
Speaker 2:She had a scare. She had a scare Made her think of her kids. All right, these moments make us do. I suppose so I speak as a childless parent.
Speaker 1:Yes, all right. And another update. We talked about this guy who was deported, this Maryland dude. He was sent to a notorious El Salvador prison.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes.
Speaker 1:Kilmar, armando Abrigo Garcia.
Speaker 2:He was the hairstylist right I believe so.
Speaker 1:ICE did say administrative error. So ICE did say we did an oops we sent this guy to an El Salvador prison.
Speaker 2:Fully fully put him through the system, Processed and landed somewhere else.
Speaker 1:What a nightmare. That is insane. What a nightmare.
Speaker 2:And then they're like ooh yeah, you know what he was right, he's actually not in the gang.
Speaker 1:He's still not been returned. That's fucking crazy. So he's just hanging out in a prison in El Salvador.
Speaker 2:What oh talk about? That's just terrible.
Speaker 1:Have you ever watched the show Lock Up Abroad?
Speaker 3:No, yes, that's the scariest nightmare fuel.
Speaker 1:It is. So basically it's just people who like they'll go to the Philippines and they'll get coerced into smuggling some drugs in the Philippines it's a death penalty, and like they don't know that. So then they get sent to prison and the whole oh, locked Up Abroad is so fucking scary when the fuck, do I watch that? That's on, oh, it's on. All those little crime shows. It's like lock up raw.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 3:History Channel or something.
Speaker 1:Because I've seen the top, scariest, most dangerous prisons in the world and that's pretty intense too, and then sometimes you watch the ones from Norway and you're like how do I commit a crime there?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm like go, you get a penthouse, jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:They get that asshole who shot like 77 people over in Norway. What the hell was his name? He was? Can you Google? The worst shooter in Norway. Everyone's going to know this in the chat, but he has a friend that is paid to be his friend Andrews Brevik.
Speaker 3:That's his name, andrews Brevik.
Speaker 1:Yeah, White supremacist. Total piece of shit. He has somebody who is paid by the state to be his friend so he doesn't get lonely. What the fuck. Yeah, Wow.
Speaker 2:Paid by the state. How come I don't get a friend?
Speaker 1:Because we have to work in our friendships. Yeah, we have to like apologize sometimes. That's a bunch of bullshit, fucking sucks. Yeah, I don't like that. So the lawyers for Mr Garcia, they have filed a lawsuit and hopefully he will be returned to the United States soon and I'm going to say give the guy some money, give the guy some cash. Wow, that is he deserves.
Speaker 2:He definitely needs a solid payout. Yeah, especially so he doesn't sue the living shit out of them. I'm sure that's the first thing he's going to want to do when he comes back.
Speaker 1:Apparently also it's interesting he was actually a confidential informant against the MS-13 gang.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:So insult to injury, yeah, he's like no, I'm one of the good guys, shut up, get to El Salvador.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That just goes to show you it doesn't matter what you do.
Speaker 2:They're going to hate you, no matter what. It doesn't matter what you do.
Speaker 1:They're going to hate you, no matter what, it doesn't matter, man, holy hell. Yes, but apparently they were like no, I think he's an active member and anyway, hopefully he gets back to America soon. But then, if you're him, you're also like can I just go to? Uruguay is beautiful, yeah, maybe I'll just go there instead.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you even want to be here, ice? Uh, this is what they said. They said this this removal was an error. Yep anyway, so they good, at least they admitted it. I'm actually a little bit surprised because usually institutions, specifically, uh, in law enforcement, do not admit their flaws and their faults. So at least they admitted it and then again, hopefully, he gets some money, yeah yeah, what a nightmare.
Speaker 2:I'm glad they admitted it, I guess so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know it's a small grain of salt, as he's currently getting fucking God knows what done to him in El Salvador prison, but I guess it's a nice Thank you guys. Thanks for saying sorry, yeah, thanks. Well, speaking of drug dealers, this story it's, you know it's kind of classic, but I just want to point out the drugs. So this is where this man was trying to smuggle crystal methamphetamine.
Speaker 2:That's a weird shaped bag of drugs.
Speaker 1:Well, for those that obviously because it's an audio program, unless you're on Patreon it looks like two large black dildos.
Speaker 2:It really does.
Speaker 1:But they're not full of silicone, they're full of crystal methamphetamine. Even better, a drug detection dog alerted. Quote the odor of narcotics emitting from a Texas man's buttocks, oh, wow, oh my God as he was trying to cross back into the US from Mexico around 4 o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:It's a little bit like no Country for Old Men.
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:Yes, because at one point Josh Brolin's character has to cross into the United States, that's right. But I don't know if he has a butthole full of drugs.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So this guy, george Vargas, he's a 26-year-old, he is an American. Okay, he was passing into the US via the pedestrian lane at an El Paso port of entry. He said that he went to Mexico to visit his grandmother and he was en route to work. When the agents discovered Vargas had two hours earlier entered the US through a different El Paso port, they were like what the heck's going on? They also said Vargas was quote clenching his thighs during the inclusive frisk, according to a criminal complaint, and then they brought in the dog.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious. So it wasn't up his butt, it was in between his thighs.
Speaker 3:It was in his butt. Yeah, it was in his port of entry.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh my God, that's a port of exit.
Speaker 1:Well, not always the dog. It's very interesting. The dog is well, I think it may have just been in his butt cheeks, I'm not sure if it entered the anus Right right. But the dog is called the Concealed Human Narcotics Detector Dog. So that's a big title.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean he also. He alerted to the omitting of narcotics odor Yep, the way that's read. I feel like he actually said that with words.
Speaker 1:I do believe he could. Yeah, he tried anyway, and I do watch cat videos and dog videos of Instagram and sometimes it does seem as if they say human words.
Speaker 2:They do say human words. I hate when my cat talks to me in English, really, yeah, he yells at me and then he's like meow, meow and I'm like whoa, whoa, you do not call me that. Wow, in my house you're going to call me that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't like it. No more food for you cat. So the dog alerted to the trained odor of narcotics emitting again from the buttocks through his pants. So he was instructed to sit down. And when Vargas sits down, agents quote noticed a bulge protruding from his backside through his pants. His butthole yawned yeah. And then Vargas Jesus Christ, he removed it. It's almost as if he knows the sound perfectly. Yes, he really did. That was so accurate, you weirdo yeah.
Speaker 2:After this, I want to hear some yoga from the Boston. I need some Boston yoga. I want Boston yoga. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because this man probably needs to do a little stretching after this. So Vargas sat down. Stuff was protruding from his pants. Then he removed two black taped bundles from between his buttocks. So it was between. It wasn't inserted per se.
Speaker 2:That for some reason feels even grosser.
Speaker 1:I know. So if you're doing meth, most likely it was in the man's, a person's butt crack at some point. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but obviously anyone smoking meth is like fuck it man.
Speaker 1:I'm smoking meth, right, I have standards. Right. Be safe out there, yeah. So, upon being read his rights, vargas reportedly agreed to speak with agents. He claimed and this is interesting that he had been threatened and said he was going to be paid with two ounces of meth, while the remaining three ounces would be picked up by an unknown individual. Vargas informed agents he needed the money. So he honestly, maybe this was meth in a hard place, rock in a hard place. Maybe he was just like I need some cash.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I got to go be a mule for these people with these dildo drugs. Yeah, yeah, hopefully I don't get busted. And he got caught, he got busted. You never know what. Yeah, yeah, you never know what he's going through. I mean, granted, these drugs could have killed like a bunch of people, yeah, also that.
Speaker 2:So it's probably best that they're not around like the butt butt drugs. Around the drugs, the drugs were, uh, saved. The people were saved from the drug, even though they're technically probably a little pissed about yeah, I was also.
Speaker 1:I was uh just reading about. In Los Angeles there is a bunch of narcotics that are still sitting in this warehouse and apparently it's like really full and they want to start getting rid of some of the drugs. But they have drugs in there from like 1990. Whoa Like bundles of cocaine.
Speaker 2:Whoa oh shit.
Speaker 1:How's that 90s cocaine?
Speaker 2:That must be good shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, before baby laxative. Seriously, How's that 90s?
Speaker 2:coke, that must be good shit, yeah before baby laxative.
Speaker 1:Seriously so if found guilty, he faces 10 years in prison. He is now locked up in a county jail, and so there you go. His rap sheet includes prior arrest for possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and marijuana possession. So he's just a drug guy yeah.
Speaker 2:He's just trying to make ends meet, the only way he seems to know how.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's staying true. Put your butt cheeks together, clench them and cross that border. Yep, yep. He must have been nervous that whole time.
Speaker 2:He probably was. He was probably his own dead giveaway.
Speaker 3:Yeah, come on, vargas, don't sneeze.
Speaker 1:Don't sneeze. What is that? A dandelion. I'm allergic to dandelions, just randomly throws chili powder at him. What is happening? Hilarious, it's not quite as romantic as Johnny Depp made it in the movie Blow. No it really isn't?
Speaker 2:No, he looked fantastic the entire time. He never looked like he was awake for three days straight, no Making terrible decisions.
Speaker 1:He's all handsome and shit he's all handsome the entire time.
Speaker 2:He's just like. I can't feel my face.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Sure, Sure Johnny.
Speaker 1:Oh Well, let's get to some Boston yoga.
Speaker 3:Ooh, do you have?
Speaker 1:something. Do you have something? I'll do a 40,. Just do a 45 second because I could go for a relaxation You're the one that actually does yoga.
Speaker 2:I know, just tell everyone to relax and settle the mind.
Speaker 3:All right, just fucking relax everybody. Calm your asses, settle that fucking mind down, okay.
Speaker 2:Deep inhales and slow exhales.
Speaker 1:Are the Patriots going to win the Super?
Speaker 3:Bowl. They fucking are never winning again because Tom Brady's gone. That's why we're going to stretch it out, unless we'll fucking kill somebody yeah, pretty much very good align those fucking chakras yeah, align your fucking chakras and your hat mudras oh my god, I'm less relaxed than ever. It worked, I'm less relaxed than ever. It worked.
Speaker 2:I'm sore. I'm pretty off center right now.
Speaker 3:We're going to knock you off kilter here, like after the yoga.
Speaker 2:Immediately after yoga, everyone pulls out a cigarette. That's shavasana.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's our hot yoga. It's just cigarette filled fucking room. People stressed out.
Speaker 2:Oh my lord.
Speaker 1:That's out, oh my.
Speaker 2:Lord, that's amazing.
Speaker 1:Well, speaking of stress, you know being on trial it ain't easy right? No, it's real hard, especially when you— I wouldn't know, you wouldn't know, you've never been on trial before.
Speaker 2:I've never been on—well I guess I've been in, you know the eye of public opinions, trials and tribulations.
Speaker 3:You've never been on trial like Taylor.
Speaker 1:Shabizness, that's her name. Yes, it is Shabizness, one of the best last names of all time.
Speaker 2:That's amazing.
Speaker 3:She's out of her mind.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, she's real nuts. Her name is Taylor Shabizness. She's from. Wisconsin In 2022,. She ended up killing her boyfriend because she was all methed out. Maybe she got it from a person's butt crack and then she went. Wow. Yep yep, it wasn't a normal murder. She ended up cutting off his head. Yeah, oh, my God Fully severed it off Saying it was a sex game, yeah, and then she also cut off his penis yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, man, he lost that game.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he lost it, he lost heads. He didn't say uncle Nice.
Speaker 1:So she is now in court. She's being sentenced and she lunged at her own lawyer in an outburst.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, why is she lunging at her lawyer?
Speaker 1:She's all mad, she's just super pissed. Aww, she's horrifying, jerry, look at her.
Speaker 2:I said aww to the picture of the boy that died.
Speaker 3:We got him on screen right now.
Speaker 2:He's a sweet cat.
Speaker 1:That's sad. He looks like a sweet kid. Yeah, he does look like the kind of guy who's like I'll be vegan if you're vegan, yeah, but yeah, shabizness is very scary, very, very scary. She's seen here lunging at her defense attorney.
Speaker 2:No, she's creepy looking.
Speaker 1:Yes, she has the eyes of an evil person. People are redeemable. She was sentenced to life in 2023, but she was back in a Fond du Lac court. That's where our friend Alejandro from Death and Entertainment is from. For a hearing because she attacked a prison guard earlier this year.
Speaker 2:Wow, so she's going through it, so she is going ham.
Speaker 1:Yep, she's like. All I did was cut off a penis and cut off this guy's head. Why am I here for life, right? So the lawyer threw up his hands and he shrugged, and then five deputies had to go and show your business, all the business.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:So I guess it's not going well for her.
Speaker 3:This is the second time she's done. This too, she's trying to fucking get him.
Speaker 2:He just looks. He's like what are you?
Speaker 3:going to do.
Speaker 1:He's like all right.
Speaker 2:All right, well, I tried.
Speaker 1:And you know what's even more interesting here. First of all this the Green Bay police. They were on the scene.
Speaker 2:The Green Bay.
Speaker 1:Priests and if you've learned anything from the Making a Murderer documentary, the Wisconsin accent is hilarious when they're trying to do anything seriously.
Speaker 3:Oh don't?
Speaker 1:you know, you can't kill her oh yeah, and then he killed her and that's just going to get how many. She must have not had many sausages that day. Oh, my God, it's like Wisconsin accent is, so it's goofy. It's goofy and it's light and it's like a doe. Yeah, it is like a doe. It's like you're sentenced to life imprisonment, it's like am I? Is this real?
Speaker 2:Or are you like a dog? Are you being serious? Right now I can't tell if you're being serious.
Speaker 1:Like the Boston police. When they say it, I'm like I'm definitely going to prison for life.
Speaker 2:They can't, although Wisconsin yoga would be pretty great too. That would be amazing too.
Speaker 1:Align your chakras, everybody. So February 2022. Let's go back in time. So after she mutilated Her boyfriend, tyrone, tyrone, his name is Tyrone, I'm not going to make fun of him, but the mom needed to, maybe not.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say thyroid.
Speaker 1:I know it's T-H-Y-R-I-O-N.
Speaker 2:Well, let's go.
Speaker 1:Thyroid Okay. She then sexually abused him.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, she sexually abused.
Speaker 1:Thyron yes, this woman is real sick. Yeah, she then says that she was choking him during foreplay, but then there's actual evidence, and I don't know how you get the evidence.
Speaker 2:What is the actual?
Speaker 1:evidence that she did sexual stuff with the body. I guess the cutting off the penis is kind of evidence.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but if she does, I guess sexual stuff with the body would be like there'd be certain marks that are shown that prove that there's been insertions at a post-mortem of the skin being alive or something, I guess.
Speaker 1:Well, shabizna says she quote enjoyed the choking during sex, which is fairly common.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know, but this is where it becomes uncommon. I like breathing. Yes, breathing is fantastic too, but you know it's okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fine, people are into their shit you know, um.
Speaker 1:But then she says I wanted to see what would happen if I kept going. Yeah, um. So what happens?
Speaker 2:you kill oh my god. So she was just like she just leaned into the that weird little voice in the head yeah, what if I just keep on choking him?
Speaker 1:what do you think would happen? And then the other voice would be like well, he's gonna's going to die. And then she's like great.
Speaker 2:And then I guess she's like is he?
Speaker 1:though. And the kid? He's a white fella. His name is Shad Thyron. He does look very innocent, Very innocent he does.
Speaker 2:He looks like he was alive up until the knife was like one third down his neck. And he's like alright, I guess I'm still going along with this. It's still not really my thing, but I really like the way this night is going.
Speaker 1:Oh well, shebusiness. She was found guilty of first degree intentional homicide, third degree sexual assault and then, of course, mutilating a corpse. And then the jury. She was like I'm crazy. And the jury was like no, you're not, so she is in prison. And then again she attacked a prison guard, so she's back in court. And then she attacked her lawyer.
Speaker 2:God, she's crazy in a way that's unstable, and she just keeps proving the fact that she should be in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it does make me. It reminds me that female prison is also very scary, isn't it? Can you imagine being locked up with this chick?
Speaker 2:oh my god, that sounds terrible. Imagine being this girl's cellmate I don't like it. I don't like one damn bit yeah, she seems like someone who's like I'm taking the top bunk and then, at like two in the morning, she wakes you up.
Speaker 1:She's like I changed my mind oh my god, that's the most annoying. Get out of here, all right. Well, there you, there you go. That's that story.
Speaker 2:Isn't that a fun story? That is kind of a fun story. It's a little wacky.
Speaker 1:I'm still looking for butt of the week. Yeah, but it's just, it's very. This week has just been Budless, it's been budless.
Speaker 3:Her lawyer just trying to do her job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Lawyers who get beat up are butt of the week.
Speaker 2:I don't know yeah yeah, bus drivers have it really hard. Maybe the bus?
Speaker 3:driver, I mean this court officer that hits her like fucking Ray Lewis.
Speaker 1:Oh, does she get tackled, oh man.
Speaker 3:She goes down so easy. Sometimes I love my job.
Speaker 2:He did that with like one fucking arm.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she goes down hard, Ba-ba, just push Her hair's flopping around like Sideshow, bob. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean to be fair. She did her hair terribly that day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I learned a little bit about my prison documentaries, the way they make their makeup. You know it's mostly pencil shavings and things of that nature. It's not really. It kind of makes them a little wacky.
Speaker 3:Well, now in El Salvador people are going to get their haircuts. That guy that got sent there, he's sent there.
Speaker 2:He's the hairstylist they're going to have very good haircuts. They're going to look great. I think Penelope said that on the Patreon.
Speaker 1:Don't let them go. We've never looked better. Yeah, alright. Well, let's move on to a story. This is a kind of I don't know if we covered this story, but a central Florida grandmother. She's not a good grandmother. She's been sentenced to five years in prison. What this is, after nearly two and a half years after she left her infant granddaughter in a hot car while she was in her care. The thing that makes this stranger is that this is the second child she killed.
Speaker 3:Yes, oh my.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 1:So she killed one. I'm not laughing. She killed one kid and then the parents were like, why don't you just go stay with Grandma, the other kid? But I would have cut her off.
Speaker 2:I would have After she killed the first kid, but I would have cut her off. I would have After she killed the first kid. I probably would have cut her off of kid access? Yes, how did she kill the first one?
Speaker 1:So Tracy Nix. She was previously found guilty of leaving the child unintended. I believe the first child drowned on her watch, so she was a former school principal.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, yes, she was a former and she was watching other kids. Yeah, this is not.
Speaker 1:And she was watching other kids. Yeah, she should not be a principal, so she had gone inside around 2 pm. Talked to her dog. That's accordion. Talked to her dog, I guess Talked to her dog. I guess, and practiced playing the piano for quote a long time before remembering the granddaughter was still in the car.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Temperatures outside in Hardy County reached 90 degrees. Oh, that poor girl, yeah. So around 5 pm Nix realized she had left her granddaughter in the car with the windows of course rolled up.
Speaker 2:Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Nix's husband then tried to perform CPR, but the girl died, they say, of hyperthermia, which I'm not really sure. I don't know how that happens, but I guess that's what happened.
Speaker 3:Wow, hyperthermia, not hypothermia.
Speaker 1:Oh, I see, so it means you're too hot. Yeah, I get it. Thank you, kyle, you got it.
Speaker 3:You're so smart, kyle, he's so smart, he's so smart, so the incident Not even.
Speaker 1:Rather, A year after Nix's other grandchild, a 16-month-old Ezra Shock, drowned in Nix's care as the grandmother was asleep.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Apparently, the little boy opened the doors, went under a fence and wandered into a pond near his grandparents' house Aw. But also, that seems like a lot for a 16-month-old to do. Yeah, yeah, he's about. That seems like a lot for a 16-month-old to do yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:He's about to go get a job, the fact that he's walking all the way to a pond and sneaking under the fence.
Speaker 3:They can friggin' go. Yeah, my kid's starting to run around. Well, not run, but he's moving around enough. In another six, seven months he's going to be taken off.
Speaker 1:Setting up the story already. Yeah, what happened to your son? We know. I told you he liked to run around.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he started running around a while ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why'd you take all the fencing off of your porch? Maybe he fell, maybe he falls. He did that. He did that. He ate it. So emotions they ran high in court this week.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, that's so sad.
Speaker 1:Yes, shock's parents both spoke about their loss and the sadness about seeing Nix being sentenced. So Kayla, nix Shock, the girl's mother, turned directly to her mother while talking about the ongoing trauma having lost her two children. That's so insane.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, yes it's bizarre because they say I still love you. I hate this. I hate that I have to choose, but you know I had to, but it doesn't change my heart. Drew Shock, baby Earl's father, spoke about the extra steps he and Clea Nix Shock had taken to protect Uriel after Ezra's death. But they didn't really do a good job because they left her with the grandmother again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that seems like step one of what not to do.
Speaker 1:Right. So Shock says there are some things you just don't think about and as parents we have to live with that for the rest of our lives. She has done this twice, oh my God, and the fact that we're debating whether she deserves jail time to me is just insane. So I think he's a little bit more like yeah, this chick, because you know it's his stepmother, or it's his mother-in-law, Right. So I think he's just more like yeah, you, you are a psycho.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you need to go to prison. And then she's more like. She's more like ah, this sucks, this is like my mom. I don't want my mom to go to prison, right? It's not like she didn't Forget it about them.
Speaker 3:Why do you keep killing all my kids? Yeah, fool me once.
Speaker 1:You know, I get it Right, maybe I can kill one kid, I mean even Casey Anthony. Yeah, even Casey, now she's going to be, she's going to be, probably she's very famous. Yeah, yes. So this is Nix. That's the grandmother that killed these two kids. She says I literally forgot for a long period of time. I'm broken about what happened. I don't want to leave anyone with the thought that I'm making excuses because I'm not.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Again. She worked as a principal and an educator for 40 years and she was described highly regarded, maybe, so maybe she did, maybe her brain was, was gone.
Speaker 2:I mean she says yeah maybe she was like going as an old woman and it was on her parents to fucking take that into serious consideration after the first kid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, judge Brandon Raffoul, don't call him a fucking fool, brandon Raffoul. He says Yorel is not an isolated incident. I do not believe she is showing remorse, I believe she is showing sorrow, which I guess. Those are different things. Wait, what, what?
Speaker 2:does that mean?
Speaker 1:So he's like, she's not showing remorse, she's showing sorrow.
Speaker 2:As in like she's just sad that she's going to jail. She doesn't feel like she shouldn't have done this.
Speaker 1:She got a five-year sentence. I mean, it's not the most I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Two deaths.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So last year around 40 recorded hot car deaths were in the US, so check your backseat.
Speaker 2:Check your backseat, people Jeez.
Speaker 3:Your truck tells you to look in the backseat.
Speaker 1:I know it's very creepy.
Speaker 3:I told this joke on my former show where I was like if I see a baby back there, I'm going to freak out.
Speaker 2:It'll just be mine. It's a little Go Caden. Hey, it's a little oh Caden.
Speaker 1:Hey, it was a little bit weird when I first saw that. Yeah, why don't you fucking shut up truck? That's just Jerry. I'm in charge here truck. Oh yeah, that'd be cute. My dog Jerry, the dog Dog Jerry and human Jerry back there.
Speaker 2:Just check your bag Shutting a pup cup Turn around and I don't know. I'm waiting for the child lock to come off got any pup cups?
Speaker 1:got any pup cups?
Speaker 2:pup cups. Do they need to see the dog?
Speaker 3:ask the chat what do?
Speaker 1:you say do you have to see the dog if you're going to get a pup cup?
Speaker 3:email us.
Speaker 2:You work at Starbucks if I drive through Starbucks and there's no dog in my car but I ask for a pup cup. Oh, you know what they actually, they don't see me at first. First, it's just the speaker. Oh yeah, so by the time I pull up I'm like ah, the dog ran away. Let me go grab this pup cup so I can get it back Eat that pup cup.
Speaker 1:Well, all right, just lastly. Butt of the week Whoa, it's human meat. Whoa, yeah, we're doing it. Butt of the week is human meat. Don't fucking come in. So there are now things called bodyoids. Oh, this is going to be. Bodyoids are going to be used to help grow artificial wombs.
Speaker 2:Okay, bodyoids sounds like shit that I avoid from people.
Speaker 1:Yes, bodyoids is very it sounds stinky. Overdose on bodyoids, Bodyoids, Bodyoids it does sound like a cereal that has steroids in it.
Speaker 2:That makes you strong. Sound like John.
Speaker 1:Cena, but so I'm sorry. Bodyoids would be grown in artificial wombs. Okay, they can withstand endless pain. What this is where we are now, the future is here. Mothers can already withstand endless pain. What this is where we are now, the future is here.
Speaker 2:Mothers can already withstand endless pain. They do it constantly, every day, since the beginning of time.
Speaker 1:Sometimes they snap and kill their whole family, though so will this happen Still counts With what is being called soulless human bodies. Oh my God, that are used solely for medical reasons. That's creepy. Karsten T Charlesworth and Henry T Greeley and Hiromutsi Nakachachi.
Speaker 3:Nice job.
Speaker 1:Nakachi. Thank you, I am trying. They made a bizarre pitch to MIT Technology Review, saying that they have created zombie-like bodies of flesh that can be used for human, for growing human organs and for transplants. What the fuck, yeah, and they say this is going to be using stem cell research. You know, one of the earliest cell types to form during human development, the stem cells. They've already been used to grow organic matter and now they simply want it to grow what resembles a human embryo and then, from there, the human embryo would grow.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Dude, that's sick.
Speaker 1:That's sick. It's interesting. This is a moral debate.
Speaker 2:It's a moral debate. I am against it.
Speaker 3:Organic matter matters.
Speaker 2:Organic matter.
Speaker 1:What it's interesting. So researchers.
Speaker 2:They're going to grow a child yes, that actually has whose literal parents would be science, yeah. And was born out of a dead body.
Speaker 1:They're going to be nerds, yeah.
Speaker 2:No, they're going to be a lot more fucked up than nerds.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're going to be body-oids.
Speaker 1:Yeah, damn, yeah, damn, yeah. And then they become sentient.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Shit. So the plan is going to use genetic techniques to stunt brain production.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:So they're going to be all dumb and then, once they're grown, the bodies could quote could address many ethical problems in modern medicine, offering ways to avoid unnecessary pain and suffering. That's what the scientists are saying. So they're like, yeah, this is horrible, it's a little trippy, yeah, but they say it's no different than ethical meat. They wrote, for example, they could offer an ethical alternative to the way we currently use non-human animals for research and food, providing meat or other products with no animal suffering or awareness. So I don't know if we're supposed to be eating the human meat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, like. What is that? What does that even mean? I need to watch that scene in Jurassic Park to really understand that. Yeah, I think so too. I think that would help clarify things for me.
Speaker 1:The researchers have said there's going to be some ethical questions. We've got some ethical questions here, but stress the world of possibilities that could open up if the spare bodies are developed. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, it's a little matrix-y.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is. It's really strange. It's like they want to figure out. They want to stunt the brain and grow the body enough so that they can figure out how to experiment on it so that it doesn't feel pain.
Speaker 1:Yes, they say that it's not going to feel pain because it's not going to have the brain sensors or whatever to feel the pain. So the testing potentially tortures the creatures, as they're sentient, and feel pain. That's obviously what the main question is Dude.
Speaker 2:this is a crazy sci-fi horror film.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is. I'm going to get new slurs out of it. I'm going to be like this fucking bodyoid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, look at this bodyoid. Were like this fucking bodyoid. Yeah, look at this bodyoid. Were you a bodyoidist? You fucking asshole? Yeah, that's my girlfriend, dude. Yeah, I don't like them very smart, but look at her body.
Speaker 2:Total bodyoid babe.
Speaker 1:So here is everything you need to know about the proposal. Scientists have proposed growing human bodies, without conscious, for medical use. These bodies could serve as a source for organ transplant and solve shortages, which I guess is a big problem. The pitch poses serious moral dilemmas about the misuse of technology, and the concept of once fiction is edging closer and closer to actual science.
Speaker 2:So then they believe it's not actual science.
Speaker 1:Well, it is going to become. I believe it is actual science, but it's soon to become a reality. Oh boy, it's definitely science. It's a weird science. It's a weird one.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's a really weird one. I guess I can't separate humans from their souls and feelings and stuff. So this whole experiment does sound torturous and I don't know how that person would come out using these quote unquote bodies. Like I'm concerned for the bodies, yeah, well, yeah. You hear bodies, you think people Right.
Speaker 1:You think hearts, and then if you get like a heart from a soulless body, does it actually work? Does it work? Yeah, and then does it make you turn to the dark side?
Speaker 2:Maybe it makes you evil A lot less makes us turn to the dark side.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Not getting my pup cup at the Starbucks drive-thru just because I don't have a dog made me turn to my dark side. I agree, yeah, I'm a fucking dog. So they say the clinical trials that risk harm to humans and can take a decade or longer to complete won't be necessary. Only about 15% of those trials are actually successful. So I don't know. It's the future, we're in it now and they're saying well, we're already experimenting with human beings and they feel stuff. So these are not going to be human beings, but they're going to be meat. What?
Speaker 2:the fuck that's so weird.
Speaker 1:Apparently, there's 100,000 Americans currently waiting for a solid organ transplant. So I mean, if you're one of these 100,000 people, do you take the road of? Hey, it's going to be worth it if it saves my life. Get that bodyoid in there right now.
Speaker 2:Get that bodyoid in there right now. Get that bodyoid in there.
Speaker 1:It wasn't. Yeah, it was basically science fiction until very, very recently, and then these three psychopaths were just like no, I think we can do it.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, I want to watch Re-Animator now.
Speaker 1:Movie's amazing. Yeah, barbara, not Barbara Corcoran, she's from Shark Tank, barbara Compton, yes, indeed, all right. So anyway, what's the chat got to say?
Speaker 3:The chat Are they pro-humanoid, anti-humanoid.
Speaker 1:What are we doing?
Speaker 3:So we want to create a subservient human to experiment on? Vanessa said.
Speaker 2:They're called the Irish Don't, that's a joke, that's a joke, ha ha oh, I'm irish.
Speaker 1:I can say that, yeah, um, I'm not irish, but they're asking aren't we having a population crisis already?
Speaker 2:I know, right, too many people. Now we're gonna make fake people. Yeah, what are they gonna do with the farts?
Speaker 3:yeah, hysteric it's saying. Someone said science is about coulda, not shoulda.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's very true, we can do it, so let's do it yeah, also, you know how many people are gonna try to to all those stupid scientists, how many of them are going to fuck those bodies.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Absolutely so many stupid scientists, oh my God.
Speaker 3:Fucked like a bodyoid hey.
Speaker 2:You are really into this word? Yeah, bodyoid.
Speaker 1:Hey, Farvera. Yeah, why do you keep on making big dicks on all these guys? You know dick transplants aren't that big in the country. Well, I just don't know. You never know when there's going to be a run on dicks. Yeah, yeah, yep, you seem to be sucking all of them. I'm not sucking this dick, I'm pumping up the humanoid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's what it is In your fantasy. The scientist lady sees a dick and can't help but to just slobber up.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I've seen that video before. Yeah yeah, hot stuff, anything else.
Speaker 3:Pano's saying he's getting on his flight back to Oregon, leaving within the hour, hopes it doesn't crash, but if it does, pray he survives, get a big payout and then he can fund Die Bud for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 1:Hey, please God.
Speaker 2:Why was that the turn of events? Because I love that. I love that.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, so much we got to get bonafide, oh no.
Speaker 2:I hope some drunk people fight on your plane, force the plane to turn around and land, and then you get your money back.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good way to do it. Yeah, yes, yes, all right. Well, what another fantastic week of OK Bud. We'll be back next week. Enjoy this week's Death in Entertainment. Week of OK Bud. We'll be back next week. Enjoy this week's Death and Entertainment. We discuss Kimbo Slice.
Speaker 3:Alright, everyone.
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Speaker 2:I know it really is making me in the mood to get one. It's nice.
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