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Episode 45: Accidental DP's Have Tiny Hands and Take Themselves
Dark humor meets true crime in this episode as we explore the twisted mind of Russia's notorious "Chessboard Killer." Alexander Pashushkin, convicted of 48 brutal murders, has just confessed to 11 more killings - bringing him terrifyingly close to his goal of filling every square on a chess board with victims. We dissect how this monster targeted society's most vulnerable while comparing his murderous acts to sexual pleasure, and how even in extreme evil, he fell short of his macabre objective.
On a surprisingly uplifting note, we celebrate our "Bud of the Week" - a man who transformed his life through an unexpected dietary choice. After tipping the scales at 360 pounds and receiving a blunt wake-up call from a nurse, this brave soul committed to daily Chick-fil-A salads and shed an impressive 132 pounds. Though the headlines credit the fast-food chain, we reveal the full story behind his remarkable transformation.
The episode takes a truly bizarre turn when we uncover the story of a West Virginia gravedigger who unearthed a baby's 40-year-old casket and carelessly tossed it down a hill, causing the skeletal remains to go flying as Easter decorators watched in horror. The shocking revelation that this cemetery worker was previously convicted of murder raises serious questions about second chances and who we trust with sacred responsibilities.
We also tackle the eternal question of whether accidental dick pics truly exist (spoiler: they don't), the strange habit of men using household objects as size references in intimate photos, and update you on the Menendez brothers' potential prison release. Between discussions of identity fingerprinting and ranch sauce altercations at McDonald's, we somehow maintain our belief that everything's gonna be OK, bud.
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Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to get a light ball and toss it real far. Yeah, hey, what's up everyone. Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's gonna be OK bud. I am Ben Kissel at Ben Kissel One, joined by Jerry Aquino at Miss Underscore. Jerry, that's J-E-R-I-I. And Kyle Ploof at Kyle Ploof. Check out the Patreon patreoncom slash diebud. We want to thank Bernadette. She sent us some fantastic gifts. It's a cross. I believe this is called a cross stitch.
Speaker 1:I think so.
Speaker 2:Yes, and the cross stitch says this too shall pass, but like holy fuck, thank you so much. And she also sent a great image of the Undertaker.
Speaker 3:It's so cute. Just a little tiny cross stitch of Undertaker and a little baby, A very tiny toy baby.
Speaker 2:Yes with a big old cheese head With a big old cheese head which I love.
Speaker 2:That's how I was born Little baby with a big cheese head. You can imagine what that means. Also, shoot us an email, okbudpod at gmailcom. Let us know your thoughts about what we discussed on this episode. Send us pictures of your cats or dogs. I have many things to post on Instagram this week, so thank you for shooting those cute pictures over. We are going to start with an email. This comes from Brittany. The entire email is a bit longer. We're just going to read the final part. We were discussing accidental dick pics.
Speaker 3:Oopsies Accidental. My foot, that is not. There's no such thing as an accidental dick pic.
Speaker 2:No, sometimes the penis grows little hands and then takes your phone and snaps pictures of itself like it's taking a cocky. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like the fingerprint thing also takes, like your penis print.
Speaker 1:The head, the mushroom print.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you know? Did you know fingerprints are now being debunked. Oh, what do you mean? Debunked New science? They're saying fingerprints are not as unique as they once thought. Oh shit, what? Yes, before people were like it's like Snowflakes, yes, no, yes, they were like snowflakes, each one unique. Yes, but now they're saying no. Obviously, with the development of DNA, different approaches to law enforcement, law enforcement is saying that the fingerprint might not actually be as unique as we once thought.
Speaker 3:But anyway, what if they're just kind of getting lazy about it? What if it's just like some people just looking at some like mugshot and like thumbprints and they're like I can't tell these two apart. These look the same. I don't think these are as unique as people say they are.
Speaker 2:I put little eyes on them.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, that'd be kind of cute See how that one has like a little like star constellation, that one has the same star constellation, it's the same guy.
Speaker 2:Absolutely my father. I was in third grade and they brought in law enforcement because we were going to do fingerprinting day, that law enforcement because we were going to do fingerprinting day.
Speaker 3:That's weird. It was weird, right.
Speaker 1:They did that to us in kindergarten and kept them. I was like I want that. They're like no, we're keeping these.
Speaker 3:They fucking got us. They had you on file from jump.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:On purpose.
Speaker 2:Holy shit Creating the database from. Imagine if Kyle's charged with murder and they're like, let's take a look at his fingerprint. It's just a little six-year-old thumb. It's a tiny one, but I do give my hair. The handcuffs don't fit on. So did you commit this murder when you were an infant? I will give my parents some credit. They said no. They said my son's not going to get fingerprinted. Good.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that's amazing.
Speaker 2:Unless I am arrested, which I have been before. Then you get the fingerprint. Then you get the fingerprint. I ain't just going to go give these willy-nilly out.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, no, seriously, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Well, speaking of willy-nilly, this is a question, and again it's coming from Brittany. She says the only dick pic stories I have is more of a question. And and she wants to ask, jerry, why do some dudes hold up household items to their baloney ponies which is a fun name for penis, to quote prove how big they are? Can you imagine looking at a random message from someone you don't know very well? And it's a cock being held up to a remote control? A can of Lysol, a can of Coke, a rolled up pair of tube socks, a pack of hamburger buns. I'm sure you get it. That is something that I wasn't aware, that men do?
Speaker 3:Is that common? That definitely is a common thing. And you know what? I'll tell you what. I know exactly why they do this, and it's because they think first of all, guys, they're into dimensions, they're into dimensions all over the fucking place.
Speaker 3:They walk into dimensions. They're into dimensions all over the fucking place. They walk into a room. They want to know like what size the walls are, how tall the ceilings go. They want to know. They want to know the ins and outs of everything. Okay, so they think, as soon as you see a picture of their dick, let's see first of all that you wanted it to begin with. There's that, but then there's also.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's say you actually wanted this. Then they're like well, obviously she's gonna wonder like hmm, what, what is that exactly in real life size? What is, what are the dimensions? What's the height, what's the width, what's the girth? Well, I know how I can show her yeah, right just grab on and do a thing.
Speaker 1:It's really strange, okay call me old-fashioned, but I think you should have to see the dick in person before you send the picture, because then it's's like you want to see it and that's why you're asking for it. It's not like oh, I'm just curious about it.
Speaker 2:Let me see what it looks like before, I see it Not very Cayetola.
Speaker 3:That is not very Cayetola.
Speaker 1:Wow, old-fashioned, he's evolving While.
Speaker 3:I am not a fan of the DPs which, for this intended purpose, dick.
Speaker 2:This is purpose.
Speaker 3:Dick pics.
Speaker 2:Also, we want to thank Bridget once again because, in order to make a comparison of the size of if Jerry had a penis, she also sent us a wonderful seasoning Nashville hot chicken. Yeah, so thank you. And if you do send a picture of your penis with something like, this is your average seasoning bottle? Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I think I would probably do something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like that. Yeah, she's taking a mushroom top and putting it on a rock star there it is the very tall can. But then it seems like it might be too large and I've heard many women complain oh, it's too big. It's too big, they say.
Speaker 1:The big ones hurt. Oh thanks.
Speaker 2:This just hurt my feelings. Yeah, no, you're so much better than my ex.
Speaker 1:My ex was huge.
Speaker 3:No, this is so much better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just really hurt me real bad.
Speaker 2:That's painful, all right.
Speaker 3:All right, yes.
Speaker 2:Well, thank you so much for that message.
Speaker 3:That's hilarious. You know what else is really funny? What Someone is what.
Speaker 1:What would it be If a girl ever asks you for anal and like, very easily and willingly does it.
Speaker 3:That's you're not you're not super well endowed. Yeah, that's. Oh. Sometimes they're like, no, I don't want to do this, please not. Not with that. Yeah. And then sometimes they're like ah, get it, get in there, buddy, what are you doing? Get over here, come on, you little rascal hurry up and make it rough that's adorable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, what a lucky guy, the old catholic condom.
Speaker 3:Yeah she's well, I gotta feel it somehow, or?
Speaker 2:another. I feel like women could maybe take a picture of their vagina and then, with something of depth, yeah To be like I am this deep Interesting. Yes perhaps something.
Speaker 3:How would that work?
Speaker 2:I don't know exactly. Take maybe like a cone, yeah, like a funnel of sorts, like a funnel and then just be like I would stop here.
Speaker 1:you know, as far as I don't know, Unsolicited vagina pics.
Speaker 3:I'm sure there's not as many out there but, I'm sure there are some. Also some girls that don't that just want to hook up with guys. They just they want to see what they're working with before they go and waste gas, waste time. Yes, they're like you know what. Let me just see what it's like full grown. Let's just Just see what it's like full grown.
Speaker 2:Just see what we're working with Right right, I can know what's going on. And we did cover a story I think it was last week or the week before where a woman was hooking up with a man and it was too large and they just ended up cuddling. Isn't that sad? Wow, what? Yeah, no right. Okay, Well speaking of sad, this is our final update on the Virginia Goofy weird, colossal, fuck that story.
Speaker 2:So she's out of the hospital. It was seven days, seven days Total, yes, and now she is out as of this Monday, april 7th, so she's three days post-mortem. She was supposed to die three days ago, she didn't, and now she is out of the hospital.
Speaker 1:It's not every day you get to double your life expectancy. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2:No, she's doing fantastic, she's in Australia.
Speaker 3:Eight days later.
Speaker 2:Yep, she's in Australia still and God knows what's going to happen as this story kind of continues. But we are putting a nail in the coffin period at the end of this paragraph, because at this point we can't just be on Virginia Goofery is she dead or not? Stories.
Speaker 1:Her bruises washed off in the shower. She's good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pretty much Good old makeup remover took care of that. Well, still hope she does better and hope she gets the help she needs. Maybe has some hope and reconciliation with her family at some point in life.
Speaker 2:There we go. That's all we can ask for. Speaking of reconciliation with family, the Menendez brothers.
Speaker 3:Oh, they did not reconcile.
Speaker 2:I don't think they can anymore. Yeah, parents are all dead. Yeah, yeah, maybe they could get like a shaman in there.
Speaker 3:Like blown to pieces dead. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 2:Right, you can't put them back together.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:No, no, but again a Ouija board. And then, if the that's what they should do, yeah, bring the Ouija board into the courtroom during their hearing of parole and then have the Ouija board be like let them out.
Speaker 1:And they'll be like that was our dad.
Speaker 2:Or the dad will be like hold your pants down, yeah.
Speaker 1:How weird his dad was.
Speaker 3:He's actually sexy now, his dad was all weird.
Speaker 2:I liked you before you aged Okay.
Speaker 3:So his dad was a smoker in the afterlife.
Speaker 2:I would assume most pedophiles are smokers.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, he got smoked.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's for sure, I don't know why. I just said that about smokers.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I do my best yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, trying to have a smoke. Yeah, eric and Lyle Menendez have said for the first time they are optimistic about leaving prison. There is a new special out, it's called TMZ Presents the Menendez Brothers. Ooh.
Speaker 3:Which counts like the seventh kind of special about them.
Speaker 2:Yes, there are so many specials, I wonder if they're still special. Yeah Right, how special are they? So we'll call it the unspecial. Yeah, tmz presents the Menendez Brothers. It does sound like it's going to be like live on Broadway, but no, it is the prison interview.
Speaker 3:Ooh, I'm not going to lie, I do want to see it as much as I've seen the other ones. And I'm complaining. I do want to see it, oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2:It's going to be interesting. Lyle says the word hope is new for them and Eric says he's striving to be a better person every day and finally beginning to like himself. Wow.
Speaker 3:Isn't that nice. He keeps waking up in the morning in the prison cell looking at herself and being like you know what.
Speaker 2:You're not that bad, eric. Look at you. I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. I'm good enough. Yeah, I got kicked out of the Senate for making a joke photograph, but damn it, I'm still Al Franken, yep, yep. So this all depends if they get out or not, if the California Parole Board finds them no longer a danger to society. Again, as we've learned more about the killing in recent years, I don't think they would have killed somebody had the circumstances not been what they were Right.
Speaker 3:Yes, it definitely seemed like a cry for help, or that many cries for help were ignored plenty of times beforehand.
Speaker 2:But then, that being said, you're in prison for 35 years. It's not going to make you more peaceful. So what if, oh God forbid, what if something does happen? Who?
Speaker 3:knows they haven't grown in the system at this point.
Speaker 2:So there's going to be a risk assessment and it's going to be sent to beautiful greasy Gavin Newsom's desk for the June 13th hearing, where he'll consider the findings when deciding whether to grant clemency for Eric and Lyle.
Speaker 3:Which one is married, eric.
Speaker 2:Eric is married.
Speaker 3:The one with hair is married. The one, yeah, yeah. And then Netflix portrayed him out to be gay, basically. But he went to jail and he fell in love with a fan letter writer named Tammy and they got married while he was in prison, and that's been his wife ever since.
Speaker 2:Nothing gayer than that. Getting married in prison and I mentioned this before the show, but I don't know In prison is one thing, that's one form of relationship, but if they get out, does that marriage last?
Speaker 3:Do they get to just be married in real life in person, live happily ever after.
Speaker 2:I mean at some point.
Speaker 3:Or does he come out of the closet divorce her become a gay icon right in this year's pride flow.
Speaker 2:He could. Nothing is off the table. It's 2025.
Speaker 3:I would be so down for that.
Speaker 2:Nothing is off the table. It's 2025. I would be so down for that. Nothing is off the table. My question if you're her right Like, yes, you have this nice relationship, it's a pen pal. You have maybe some conjugal visits, but then all of a sudden he's there every day. I know 24 hours a day.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that would be so annoying.
Speaker 2:You gotta listen to him snoring Sn snoring, farting shitting. My favorite thing about you was the prison part, because we could speak for 30 minutes and it was finite. And it was hot and passionate because we know we didn't have long yeah, but then all of a sudden you got five hours in an applebee's yeah, just staring at each other, just looking at each other he's making prison wine in the in the toilet.
Speaker 3:Now that's a bonus that's weird kind of kind of makes you miss the third woman in the phone call, being like your time is running out in five minutes for this correctional facility center.
Speaker 2:Part of her is just like thank God I got fucking bowling club today. Get off the phone, lyle.
Speaker 3:Someone's got to bowl.
Speaker 2:So, anyway, those are the updates on those two stories that seem to be Well. One, virginia Gufri, is done. We're done. Talking about her butt with the Menendez brothers. That will sort of be solved mid-year and who knows what happens. All right, woo, this story is absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 3:We're going to Mother Russia. Oh no, oh no, Come on.
Speaker 2:Yes, in Russia, the knife stab you. I don't remember what Yakov Smirnoff was all about. Yakov Smirnoff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:You don't know him. Yeah, she's too young. Very funny, very, very. He's still performing over at Dollywood or Branson, no.
Speaker 3:He performs in Branson. Fuck yeah, hang out with all the old fogies. Something tells me, if you took a bunch of mushrooms, you could go to Branson without actually going to Branson.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, just eat a bunch of oatmeal and call my doctor and scream because I'm not pooping. Right, most people just yell about that. So a twisted, notorious serial killer. He went by the name Chessboard Killer. Chessboard Killer, okay. He brutally slaughtered 48 people. He was convicted of 48 murders, jesus.
Speaker 3:Where do you find the time?
Speaker 2:Right, I don't, my God, I guess it's Russia. Not a lot to do this dude. He compared killing people to having an orgasm. Okay, so obviously he did this for sexual reasons. Wow, 48,. You think that's a lot? Well, you're about to tack on 11 more.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:He is poised to confess to 11 more murders. His name is Alexander Pashushkin. He is 50 years old. He targeted mostly homeless people, alcoholics and the elderly. He would bludgeon them to death with a hammer. He is now being held at the Polar Owl Prison, I believe, and this is considered one of the worst prisons in the world. It's in ice cold Russia. There is nothing around whatsoever, and rarely do I say it. This makes the US prison system look almost humane. So that's wild. Pashushkin. He has, quote declared his readiness to confess to have committing 11 more murders of men and women.
Speaker 3:What's making him all ready all of a sudden?
Speaker 2:I think that he is really sick and tired of however they're treating him and maybe this gets him out at least in a courtroom for a little while. Some pickleball maybe, maybe a pickleball Right for a little while. Some pickleball, maybe, maybe a pickleball Right. So his crimes pre-rent went from 1992 to 2006. Wow, he got the name chessboard killer because when he was talking to authorities he said I want to have enough victims to fill out every square of a chessboard. Oh, wow. So it wasn't like that's the one thing with these nicknames. So it wasn't like that's the one thing with these nicknames.
Speaker 3:It makes him sound like oh, that's because smart. Yeah, no, he's a fucking moron. No, yeah, he looks like a big dangerous brute.
Speaker 2:Yes, he's a big idiot who killed the most vulnerable people in society.
Speaker 3:Yeah, seriously over and drunk and can't help themselves and the elderly Right.
Speaker 1:He's still five short, because I think it's 64 on a chessboard right.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's 64 on a chessboard, so he still didn't complete his challenge. Yeah, he's still a loser. What a weenie. So he's currently serving multiple life sentence again at the Polar Owl Jail. It's in the Russian Arctic. However, he is also, strangely enough, known to receive a lot of love letters from women.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God why?
Speaker 2:I don't know why would they? They're idiots, not that it matters particularly, but he's like an ugly dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's all weird looking and dead-eyed, yeah, but I guess, you know women, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You explain it, Jerry.
Speaker 3:Women are always women, always like to have like this weird psychological flip of control of like I can get ahead of this by befriending the dangerous thing that will then not be dangerous to me, Right? And then they get bludgeoned to death.
Speaker 2:Right, yes, and of course he's behind bars, so he can't hurt them, unless he goes in front of the parole board and then he's out and they're like hey, buddy, I was joking.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:All those labia pictures I sent you. Those were just a tease, so the announcement comes as a surprise, as the killer first confessed to additional executions. At the time he said there were 12 additional more killings, but now he says no, no, no, just 11. Wow, okay, even if he would have confessed to the 12, to Kyle's point, that's not enough. Nope, still not enough.
Speaker 1:The who is a her.
Speaker 2:We got to get this the chessboard killer. It's not the chessboard killer, no.
Speaker 3:No, something different, more like a checkers killer. Yeah, you play checkers, yeah.
Speaker 2:Or maybe I don't even know what's another board game that involves squares. Connect Four yeah, he's the Connect Four killer you putz.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, there it is. You really really told him.
Speaker 1:There's 42 holes in Connect Four, so he's the Connect Four killer, okay.
Speaker 2:It's actually kind of cooler. That's more universal.
Speaker 3:Connect Four killer. Wow, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm so sick of these chess players. There's this guy, this Russian dude, who's really good. Now they tried to ban him because he wore jeans. What? Yeah, oh, they're just petty. They are petty. And then he's like, fine, I'm not going to fucking play then. And then they were like fine, you can wear jeans. That was the biggest check. Yeah, he's like really smart, but like he's really really smart, so he looks all dumb Right right, he is handcuffed.
Speaker 2:They call him the Bitsa Maniac. The Bitsa Maniac, that's what they say. They say as they call me, it is me. In fact, I committed 61 murders, 60. This is the killer talking.
Speaker 3:Bragging.
Speaker 2:Of course. What else is he going to brag about? Like he made sourdough one day, right.
Speaker 3:That's true.
Speaker 2:This is all he's ever done. He worked hard for this. In a strange way he did yeah, he says 60 of them in Bitsa Park and in the city he killed one. So he killed one person in Moscow, but most took place in a place called Bitsa. He says most of the bodies I drowned in sewage wells, Jesus Yuck.
Speaker 3:I mean honestly just, and they were from 92 to 2006. Again, that's a lot of murders to commit. It is In that short amount of time. While you're what? Like holding, are you holding down a job? Like, how are you funding, like the weapons that you use? And like, where do you put them? How do you carry them places? How do you go unseen do?
Speaker 3:you switch clothes. That's a lot of clothes to wash blood out of. Are we doing laundry? Are you doing laundry services? Are you getting them dry clean? Doing a patrick bateman thing like can you just get this wine stain off? Do they? What are you doing, do they?
Speaker 2:even have dry cleaning in russia. Whoa they? I don't know. So he says yeah, most of the bodies are drowned in sewage wells. Why did I kill? I don't know.
Speaker 1:He says I don't know oh, that's not a good answer I don't know, I don't know well, why wouldn't I kill the fucking douche because I wanted to yeah, why'd you kill my whole family? I don't know it's just yeah.
Speaker 2:He says I don't know. But then he goes on to say I think why he did it. He says there was no sense in life for me without this. So his whole identity was like I'm a serial killer he is. He was a black hole of a person yes, and it must be difficult to tell everyone your true passion, because your true passion is extremely illegal and scary and dangerous.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2:So I don't know what. I guess he probably wasn't very charming.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was probably feeling like Britney Spears all.
Speaker 2:You think he's the Britney Spears of serial killers?
Speaker 3:He's the Britney Spears of serial killers. You think he's the Britney Spears of serial killers? He's the Britney Spears of serial killers. He's like. No one understands me. I kill and I kill, but I still go home and I cry, cry, cry.
Speaker 2:She doesn't juggle hammers, which would be amazing.
Speaker 3:She does not. No, that would be cool. She could step it up.
Speaker 2:I've been team Britney since day one. You better leave that woman alone. She's just having fun with knives.
Speaker 3:You just let her do her thing. Okay, I'm not going to stop her. You're going to take the knife away from Britney Spears? Absolutely not. No, I'm here for the knives. Gift her another one, the one we have here.
Speaker 2:Also remember when she shaved her head.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:No one called her Britney Shears. Oh, probably should have Is that a missed opportunity. Yeah, majorly yeah. It only took me 20 years to come up with that. Remember that, Like 1998, remember that.
Speaker 1:Hey, we should have called her that 27 years ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you fucking idiots didn't call her that. You guys aren't very good, yeah. So in 2006, this D-bag, he confessed. And the strange thing, his confession came after he was tricked into thinking he was speaking at a live press conference. What so? They're like buddy, your identity. You're a serial killer. Come on down to the press conference like it's a game show. Yeah, then police. Apparently they had the session all set up after he said he would only confess. I hate this guy so much. He said he would only confess on live TV.
Speaker 3:Oh, Okay, so they had to pretend that they were making a spectacle, that they were entertaining his demands.
Speaker 2:Yes, he wants to be like a little dumb joker and he's like I'll go on live television and confess my crimes.
Speaker 3:Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2:So he later admitted in an interview from his top security jail that killing each person quote brought me colossal pleasure.
Speaker 3:Colossal pleasure.
Speaker 2:Yes, colossal pleasure.
Speaker 3:A cornucopia of murder pleasure.
Speaker 2:And again he says it is comparable to an orgasm.
Speaker 3:How would he know?
Speaker 2:I think he probably had an orgasm when he was killing these people, yeah that's gross. It was revealed in 2021 that a victim who was attacked and left for dead in a sewer had given cops his name and address after he had killed 24 people, but they still didn't get him.
Speaker 1:Holy jeez that was in 2002.
Speaker 2:Why not 2002. So from 2002 and 2006, he had those four years where he really amped it up and killed a bunch of people because cops were like, nah, he's a Russian guy, he would never try to kill and stab you and leave you in a sewer. He's a Russian.
Speaker 3:Why I don't understand why they didn't take him. They didn't take his word for it 2002 Russia.
Speaker 2:I have a feeling.
Speaker 3:They didn't care.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I think 2025 russia they probably don't care as a matter of fact, he might be released to fight the war. Yeah, seriously yes, so pashushkin had only one aim, which was brutally to kill and kill her. This is what she says. She says I saw an open sewage. Well, pashushkin grabbed my hair and started banging my head against the iron. Well cover.
Speaker 3:Ow.
Speaker 2:Oh, brutal. And then he said I knew he. She says I knew he would kill me. Then she fell 25 feet Damn Into the sewage. Well, oh my God, but she survived after her screams for help were finally heard. The lazy cop. His name was Kalishnikov. Wow, Kalishnikov, Nice. He says he was not interested in probing the attack on her. Wow, this is interesting. Unlike in America in many ways, the policeman was jailed. Good For incompetence.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I mean, I think he should almost be held accountable for what? 30 murders, 30 more murders yeah.
Speaker 1:She's lucky she didn't get like an infection just from being in there. That'll kill you.
Speaker 3:What a nightmare.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, the smell and this picture is taken when he was still, you know, not in prison. For all these years. He had long hair. I mean, he's not. He doesn't stand out as like oh, that guy's going to dump me down a sewage. Well, he looks pretty base, Right.
Speaker 3:He looks pretty, pretty scary, though Something about his eyes.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:They definitely go dark.
Speaker 2:They definitely do go dark. So, anyway, he is now confessed to 11 more murders, but again, he's doing it all for the press, which is just so gross.
Speaker 3:Which is not even there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which is like what do you do? Yeah, you know the big rush, the whole Russian reality show run that he could have.
Speaker 1:It is weird that the only thing they love more than killing is notoriety. Being like I did that yeah, I know they're like now look at me on a horse.
Speaker 2:That's fun.
Speaker 3:I guess.
Speaker 2:so yeah, I mean, everyone loves a good horse.
Speaker 3:That's true.
Speaker 2:Yes, well, let's move on to a story. Let's do a positive story.
Speaker 3:Oh, yes, please I think we need one. I want a happy thing.
Speaker 2:And I think we have Bud of the Week and it's coming on Monday.
Speaker 3:Wow, uh-oh.
Speaker 2:That means it's only.
Speaker 3:Maybe you're just really excited because last week was such a dud.
Speaker 2:Well, there was just no buds.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think the Bud of the week turned out to be human flesh. They were all duds. Yeah, I know A Rhode Island man. He has lost 132 pounds, good job. How did he do it, you may ask. Did he run? Did he exercise? Yeah, yeah, did he. Did he take Wigovie, like Matt and like I do, because I'm cool? Yeah, yeah, and everyone cool takes Wigobi. Yeah, no, he ate Chick-fil-A, he says every day for more than a year. The only problem I have and I'm not because he is butt of the week, what? The only problem is he can't eat Chick-fil-A every day because Because, Closed on.
Speaker 3:Sunday Closed on Sundays because they're homophobic.
Speaker 2:Well no, not because they're homophobic Right.
Speaker 3:Well, no, not because they're homophobic, but because they say we need a day of rest so that we can, you know go Love Jesus and hate gays.
Speaker 1:Hate gays more efficiently, right? Yes, with more passion.
Speaker 2:Exactly Politicizing the chicken. What's next? Okay, A Rhode Island man has credited Chick-fil-A for saving his life. Oh my, he lost 132 pounds eating at the fancy little chain and he would get. You know what he would get every day for over a year? What the spicy Southwest salad? Oh, what the spicy Southwest salad All right.
Speaker 3:So he lost 132 pounds, but he gained a fuckload of acid reflux disease.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, and maybe a couple of farts, although they do say when you fart that is a physical exercise in many ways. Yes, and maybe a couple of farts, although they do say when you fart that is a physical exercise in many ways.
Speaker 3:Who says that?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know. I tell Jerry that my dog, when I fart all night. And then I say Papa's got to be healthy.
Speaker 3:It's an exercise.
Speaker 2:Right, the man's name is Tom Carroll. He's six foot two, Big boy. Also Tom Carroll. Now that you're the spokesperson for Chick-fil-A weight loss, check your search engines. Make sure there's no CP in there.
Speaker 1:That's what Jeff just said. Yep, he better not be another Subway Jared.
Speaker 2:No Subway Jared here, Tom, because you're butt of the week, Tom.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck.
Speaker 2:Oh God, Pressure's on now. If I find out anything you've done with a child, I'm going to revoke your butt of the week. Oh boy, this is supposed to be, a positive story. Well it's. You know, everything's going to be okay, bud, but then all we talk about is how everything's horrible. That's right, bud he is. Oh no, this is going to get scarier and scarier. He's a digital content producer? Oh, I'm sure he is Digital content. Yes, he works at a local radio station in Boston.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't trust him already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, wow.
Speaker 3:I don't like the way he's smiling.
Speaker 2:Well, he's our Bud of the Week. So he started his journey in July of 2023, when he stepped on a scale after a wedding in Syracuse, and he weighed 360 pounds.
Speaker 3:You waited until after the wedding?
Speaker 2:Yeah, Well, it wasn't his wedding, it was his friend's wedding, I know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he's like I didn't look good in the suit. How bad is it?
Speaker 2:I mean, I kind of asked my buddy Mike if they could trim me down a little bit in the photos. Yeah, trim me down a little bit in the photos.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think they did, though. Maybe just yeah, just like.
Speaker 2:He also put me right in the front.
Speaker 3:Put it, put it in Photoshop and just like stretch it out long ways.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I'm already so fucking tall.
Speaker 3:But then everyone. But then you stretch everyone. So you stretch everyone else long ways, Then you stretch your out, you out like sideways.
Speaker 2:Is your groom Harry Slenderman. Okay, this is what Carol wrote. He says I had never seen it so high. When it came to his weight, I had never seen it so high.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:That's why don't weigh yourself.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then he said but if I'm being completely honest with myself, it had been a higher and higher. Oh no, he says, if I had been completely honest with myself, it had probably been higher at various points that summer he was having Fat Boy Summer.
Speaker 3:Fat Boy Summer Cannonball.
Speaker 2:I only wear t-shirts in the water. He says I would have never known, because that was the first time I stepped on a scale since the fall of 2019. Wow, so that's a lot of time has passed. Yeah, he went through all of COVID, all of everything else and then finally got back on a scale and he was 360. He's only 34 years old. Then he went to the doctor and the nurse was like because all nurses do this, they're like you're going to die.
Speaker 3:You're going to die tomorrow.
Speaker 2:And I feel like the nurses You're going to die in four days. Yeah, and I think the nurses enjoy doing that.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, they're always. They're there to be like tis, tis, tis. They're there to give you, like the disappointing mom nod.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Mm-mm.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm. The job description.
Speaker 3:This is your chart. Yep, look at your chart.
Speaker 2:I know, look at it, I am looking at it.
Speaker 3:Do you want to die? Oh, ma'am, no.
Speaker 2:The only nurse I need to tell me is just I need a heavy set black woman, and I will listen to every word that she says. We'll follow that direction.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, literally Please.
Speaker 2:Lord. So he says the nurse at my new doctor's office told me I was 346 pounds. A nurse at my new doctor's office told me I was 346 pounds. That's good eating. I joked with her. He made a joke. He joked that's good eating.
Speaker 3:So he's a charmer, this one.
Speaker 2:Well, he works for Boston Radio.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Only the most charming people work for local Boston Radio. Ah, yes, yes, of course.
Speaker 3:How could I?
Speaker 2:forget.
Speaker 1:Can you say align your chakras, align your fucking chakras everybody. Very good, go Red Sox.
Speaker 3:That's how you inhale.
Speaker 2:So the nurse quit back. So he says that's a lot of good eating. And then the nurse says until it ain't.
Speaker 3:Oh yes, snap back.
Speaker 2:And then he says I didn't ask for a clarification, obviously had internally died on impact. As soon as she said it, she crushed this guy with three words until it ain't yeah, sass your ass Internally died on.
Speaker 3:Impact is incredible Wow.
Speaker 2:I didn't ask for a clarification. He's like whoa I don't know how to respond to that I am deceased. Yes, so because of that, the producer didn't want to see a doctor because he was so embarrassed. So, this woman, you've got to toughen up a little bit.
Speaker 3:She ran him out of that room.
Speaker 2:Seriously, he says, well, that's good eating. And then she's like until it ate. And then he's like then he's dead. Yeah, I can never financially recover from this. So he just stopped going to the doctor for five years and then I don't know. But he was like fuck this. So Black Friday in 2023, he went to Chick-fil-A. He says he thought he was having a heart attack while having Thanksgiving leftovers with some of his friends. So he wrote I had never felt anything like it before. I hope to never feel anything like it again. This was the closest I have ever felt to death, other than when that nurse says, yeah, till it ain't Till it ain't so.
Speaker 2:According to all sources, carol's daily lunch consists of mixed greens, tomatoes, roasted corn, black beans, chilies, red peppers, cheese and grilled chicken, aka the spicy Southwest chicken salad.
Speaker 3:And he has that once a day, every day, or he has it for like breakfast, lunch and dinner every day.
Speaker 2:They say, just lunch. So the meal itself it's not like that healthy. It's 680 calories.
Speaker 3:Yeah, for a salad, that's a lot.
Speaker 2:Right, because it also includes tortilla strips, pe papitas and creamy salad dressing. Yeah, so it's more of a taco salad. Yeah, I guess that's the Southwest.
Speaker 3:Southwest situation yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes, this is. He was discussing his weight before the meal change. He says it was awful. Going up and downstairs was an issue. Sitting on an airplane and getting a seatbelt put on was an absolute challenge, which I understand. That you need extenders.
Speaker 3:Is it hard to reach behind you and pull it, or is it because it doesn't pull all the way, you can't plug it in? What are we talking about? Oh, seatbelts, yep.
Speaker 2:Yes, and in some cases, when I was even heavier than I am now sure, sure yes. And in some cases, when I was even heavier than I am now Sure, sure yes, I have had an extender. And is it a point of pride? Yeah, I did that shit.
Speaker 2:Did I Look at everyone and say, yeah, you fucking idiots, you don't even need extenders? Losers, I thought this was called American Airlines. That's so true. Not fucking Air Canada. You skinny fucks Ethiopia. Very true. So he says finding clothes that fit and feeling. That's so true, not fucking Air Canada. Yeah, you skinny fucks Ethiopia, very true. So he says finding clothes that fit and feeling good when you dress up. It wasn't fun.
Speaker 3:No, he wasn't having any fun. It doesn't sound like he's having a ball at the tall guy, big guy store.
Speaker 2:Which that's sad. Because I love my big and tall stores, I go to Destination Extra Large.
Speaker 3:Destination Extra Large and in charge it's not just a strip club in Wisconsin.
Speaker 2:It's a lifestyle Okay, and if you go to a DXL, I'm going to bring you with me one day, jerry.
Speaker 3:I would love to.
Speaker 2:All the mannequins are huge. Yeah, the mannequins are all like my size.
Speaker 3:Really yeah, I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1:Is it men's and women's?
Speaker 2:No seen anything like it Is it men's and women's.
Speaker 1:No, that's called dress barn for women.
Speaker 3:DXL is just men. That's true, it's a multiverse.
Speaker 2:When you walk in there you're like oh, everyone's this big, and the small sizes start at triple extra large.
Speaker 3:That's amazing. That's awesome. You can just pop right into one pant leg.
Speaker 2:Seriously, you would die in them in those pants?
Speaker 3:Oh, that sounds nice.
Speaker 2:So this is where it gets, not Jared-y from Subway. But this is why he lost weight. It wasn't Chick-fil-A, but he is still butt of the week. He says so he would eat that salad for lunch, but then all he would eat was yogurt and fruit. So that's why he lost weight. It was like the Southwest chicken salad was actually kind of a splurge.
Speaker 3:Then all he would eat was yogurt and fruit, so that's why he lost weight.
Speaker 2:It was like the Southwest chicken salad was actually kind of a splurge. It really was. It was him treating himself. But if he's smart and I think he is, because again he works for Boston Radio Right, he got to position himself as the new face Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think he has some.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think, maybe I don't know he also went to the gym and stopped drinking soda. You know what? No, I can't. I'm not rescinding. Every time I rescind the butt of the week. No, yeah, he's butt of the week.
Speaker 3:You are so picky. I'm not picky I'm not really Chick-fil-A of all places. Again, they're closed on Sunday, so how could he really do it every?
Speaker 1:day. Yeah, he's got to double up.
Speaker 3:On Saturday, he has to double up on Saturday, get it to go and then eat it. But then also, if you're not going to work more than five days a week, then there are two days that you're not passing by this Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 2:Uber Eats.
Speaker 3:Uber Eating.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, yep yep, he was also going to the gym. And then he said no more junk food.
Speaker 1:Okay, so why is Chick-fil-A getting all the credit here?
Speaker 3:Yeah, seriously, it seems like he just turned his life around, just had better habits, better.
Speaker 1:But he's also Peno has a good point here, and it's what I was thinking that he's working long hours in, you know, boston's top three radio market. That's not. That means you're fatter no, but cocaine for breakfast and dinner, Southwest salad for lunch. So you need all the energy. It's long hours.
Speaker 3:It's pretty much all you can muster doing all that cocaine.
Speaker 2:It's possible Again. It's Boston Radio. In July of last year it was 228 pounds. Wow, nice. Which I actually think is too light.
Speaker 3:You think that's too light.
Speaker 2:I think he needs to start eating. He's going to fly away in the wind. Yeah, indeed. So anyway, congratulations, buddy, congratulations. You're butt of the week. You lost 132 pounds and, yes, we are saying it's the Chick-fil-A diet, sure, even though, again, it seems like he changed so many other things in his life.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it doesn't seem like that was the sole thing that made him go that way. But it's cool. Hey, I like Chick-fil-A, I'll eat Chick-fil-A. I mean, I don't, you know, whatever.
Speaker 2:I don't think I've ever had it.
Speaker 3:It's not bad, it's pretty good. Actually, I'm not a big chicken guy, though I'm not a big chicken guy.
Speaker 2:Hmm Well, another fast food incident. A teenager was choked by a McDonald's worker after the girl walked behind the counter to take some ranch dipping sauce. Yeah, she said she wasn't being helped by employees. So the 17-year-old? She went to McDonald's. Her name is Akina Sampson. No, I'm sorry, akina Sampson is the woman that grabbed the teenager. When the teen tried to break free, sampson grabbed her neck and then took the girl to the ground. Oh my God, choked out the victim. Damn Yep, this was in St Petersburg, florida.
Speaker 3:No ranch on my watch.
Speaker 2:My God. Cops responded and they noted the victim had visible injuries to her neck and elbow. The incident was also captured on video, so Samson was arrested and charged with child abuse. Wow, but also didn't this 17 year old go behind the counter and try to get the ranch?
Speaker 1:Sometimes these employees will not help you out For an extended period of time, and they'll look at you too.
Speaker 3:It's so true, it's so annoying.
Speaker 1:So I would you know, if I was a little bit younger and a little bit more attitude and sass, I might have done that as well.
Speaker 2:Me too. My question is what at McDonald's requires ranch?
Speaker 1:Nothing. It's honey, mustard or bust. That's it.
Speaker 2:They don't have the crunch wraps anymore or the snack wraps.
Speaker 1:No, people do it with chicken nuggets, though, and fries.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:It turns it into liquid Doritos. I don't want that.
Speaker 3:But honey mustard is kind of the way to go, isn't it? Or sweet and sour sauce, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't think when I think of McDonald's, I don't think of ranch.
Speaker 1:Me neither. Barbecue is another yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't do that either, and also it's a bit of an escalation to choke out the teenager for taking some dipping sauce.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd be like hey, what do you think this is? That's true.
Speaker 2:That is overkill. Yeah, that's true, All right. Well, let's just end this episode with do you guys want to do a grave robbery or a law that I don't like A law?
Speaker 1:that you don't like Grave robbery.
Speaker 3:Steal them bodies. Steal them bodies. Join me, kyle, steal them bodies.
Speaker 2:All right, Kyle, you joined her, so we'll do the law tomorrow that I don't like. It involves animals, and how many you can have? Oh, a cemetery worker, he dug up a baby's corpse.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, oh my God, that was so much fun.
Speaker 2:He just sung up digging up baby's corpses like it's Pet Cemetery.
Speaker 3:Yeah, why why?
Speaker 2:I don't know. And then he dumped the. It's not funny. It's not funny, Jesus. He dumps the casket down a hill and then the baby's body went flying. Oh my God, what was the?
Speaker 3:purpose of this.
Speaker 2:So he's a gravedigger. He's in West Virginia. He dug up the corpse of a baby that was buried more than 40 years ago.
Speaker 3:Wow, it's a 40-year-old baby.
Speaker 2:Old-ass baby. Then he tossed the casket down a hill and then it sent the skeletal body flying through the air as the lid opens. Wow, Just imagine seeing it. It's raining baby skeletons.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that'd be a pretty crazy thing, especially if you're in the cemetery visiting someone that kind of flings over in your peripherals.
Speaker 2:God, give us a sign that Timothy's still alive. There he is. He came back as Superman, so he dug up this grave because he was building. Apparently they're running out of everyone's dying in West Virginia, right yeah, they keep on dying, dying and dying, so they're running out of room. The dude's name is Matthew Fortner, 49 years old, who's digging a plot for a new grave at the Bayless Cemetery in Salt Rock, west Virginia. That's when he allegedly unearthed the casket, which was buried in 1982. So I think it didn't have a nameplate, it didn't have the tombstone, got it. So he's just like what the fuck? What do we got here? Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, my way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no one cares about this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like he was like digging and he was like digging, digging, digging. He's like casket not mine Digging, baby, not mine Digging, digging, digging. Just looking for something.
Speaker 2:Indeed. So he got the casket and then he threw it over a hillside and then the baby's corpse was thrown from the coffin as it rolled in the grass. Jesus, and then this is okay. This is again not funny. A couple decorating gravestones in anticipation of Easter right, which is, I believe, when Jesus comes back. They witnessed all of this. Zombie Jesus, Zombie Jesus, Absolutely. That's very good, and that's why I worship.
Speaker 1:Zombie Jesus every day.
Speaker 2:Thank you, zombie Jesus, for being my Lord and Savior. He says this is what the witness says. It takes a sick individual, in my opinion, to desecrate a grave and mess with a corpse period Period. So Fortner was arrested in connection to the incident. He is charged with disinterment and displacement of a dead body. He's been held in $105,000 bond and faces up to five years in prison.
Speaker 3:Wait a minute. That's like a lot. Someone had to give him this instruction. Who gave him this direction? It's not like as a cemetery digger, like you're the one that makes the final calls. No, you're like the bottom dude that just gets the directions and just starts digging.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:So his boss probably told him that we need space. I don't care how you do it, but you need to make space. People are dying and we need to dig them. And he's like fuck it, well, I guess I don't know, this doesn't seem like this is like the oldest area. I'm like this is like the oldest area it doesn't feel like there's all dusty flour. No one's visiting.
Speaker 2:And, as we talked about a couple of episodes ago, west Virginia, big people. Oh, yeah, so you got to have less bodies, more space. Yeah, so I don't think he deserves five years in prison. I think he's probably very desensitized because he's a grave digger and he sees corpses all the time. I think you will change your opinion here in a second. Okay, we haven't got to the craziest part yet. Wait, there's a crazier part. Yes, officials said the grave of the young child, just months old. That was the only burial plot they found to be disturbed.
Speaker 2:Yes, the name of the child is not released. Sheriff Adams says we do think this is an isolated incident. We don't think it's going to be a trend and this is kind of a twist. Yes, previously, fortner, he was convicted of murder in 1910.
Speaker 1:Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Alright, okay, okay, okay, okay. He was convicted of murder. Sure what?
Speaker 1:Oh hell, yeah Well well, he's killing people, he's chucking dead babies over his shoulder. Did you want a lead with?
Speaker 2:that? No, what the hell. You don't just bury the baby, you bury the lead.
Speaker 1:How can you be? I mean, I guess it makes sense, you have a resume here.
Speaker 3:Did he kill that baby?
Speaker 2:No, no, I don't believe so. Yes, he was convicted of murder in 1997 and sentenced to life with mercy in 2008. Do they not do background checks on gravediggers anymore, buddy? Yeah, it's mandatory that you've killed somebody.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, it's fine, we can let them do this. They're all already dead.
Speaker 2:They're already like yeah, my job's done here.
Speaker 1:I see on your CV you've killed a bunch of people.
Speaker 3:So what you're saying is you're comfortable around the deceased.
Speaker 2:So I guess that's not good Wow.
Speaker 3:He didn't really do a lot of time he only did 11 years. Yeah, they said it was prison with mercy, life with mercy. I've never heard that ever.
Speaker 1:I've never heard that before. Have mercy. Uncle Jesse just showed up and said that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, best defense attorney there is.
Speaker 1:Your Honor, cut it out, cut it out.
Speaker 2:So he only served 11 years for murder and theoretically he's looking at half of that for tossing this coffin, oh my God. And the baby went flying. So the child's corpse was taken to a state medical examiner's office.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. And imagine him being a murderer that already served time, that is out, and then he's just doing his job poorly. But he thinks he's doing his job and then he gets clipped for it and he's like are you fucking kidding me? You guys didn't even treat me this badly when I killed somebody. Like seriously I threw one corpse by accident. It was already dead Right. And now, all of a sudden, I'm the asshole.
Speaker 2:Also if we're doing it by weight. It was a baby.
Speaker 3:Right, it's very tiny, come on.
Speaker 2:Oh my Lord, Anything, anything from the fans, yes, okay.
Speaker 1:Who's got it? They're saying, started the new Forest, fenn treasure hunt early. What's Forest?
Speaker 2:Fenn. Oh okay, Very fun.
Speaker 1:Zombie Jesus future horror movie. A buzzard flies away with the skeleton, gets hit by a plane, drops the skeleton over the ocean and a shark eats it.
Speaker 2:Oh, very possible. Maybe that's what happened.
Speaker 1:Chris G was asking if we saw the story about Uranus Apparently Uranus. It's been found that days there last 28 seconds longer than we originally thought, but we haven't got into that today. Someone's just asking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we didn't get into that part Pay attention Pay attention. How do they even know that? Well, I'll look into that. You know my crack science brain.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll look into that. You have to check with your research.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think the Earth is a triangle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a Dorito. You're a tri-earther.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm a tri-earther Exactly A tri-earther Jeff was saying McNuggies are good with ranch.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, we'll accept anybody's money. No, I'm just joking. There's a lot of ranch heads out there, yeah.
Speaker 3:A lot of ranch heads.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't get choked out over it, but LOL, all right everyone. Thank you so much for watching Again. Thank you, bridget, for sending us the gift.
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