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Episode 47: Bears, Bullets, and Bratwursts. Oh My!
A restored Paddington statue, an autism defense for a killer, execution complications, and nightclub disaster survivors make up just a portion of this jam-packed episode where the unexpected becomes the norm.
The hosts kick things off with the lighthearted story of Paddington the Bear's statue making a triumphant return after being vandalized, complete with his signature sandwich and a ceremonial unveiling that brings smiles all around. But the mood shifts as they examine Brian Koberger's defense team's controversial strategy of claiming his autism diagnosis should exempt him from the death penalty—a tactic quickly shut down by the judge.
Death row makes another appearance as we hear about a convicted Florida killer who claimed his obesity and sciatica should prevent his execution. The hosts explore the dark irony that his victim was killed while simply trying to eat lunch, while he enjoyed an elaborate final meal before meeting his fate with a lethal injection. The combination of tragedy and absurdity showcases the podcast's ability to find the strange nuances in even the darkest stories.
The conversation takes a somber turn with coverage of the devastating nightclub disaster in the Dominican Republic that claimed approximately 200 lives when a roof collapsed during a performance. Through eyewitness accounts and emergency response details, the hosts paint a vivid picture of the tragedy while honoring the victims who were simply trying to enjoy a night out.
From life-or-death situations, the podcast pivots to explore something more relatable—when Americans begin to panic about their phone batteries dying. The surprising survey results reveal generational differences in technology dependence, with younger people experiencing anxiety at much higher battery percentages than their older counterparts.
Finally, two bizarre crime stories round out the episode: a Minnesota woman whose journal entry "totally stole a car today" led to her arrest, and the shocking incident involving the wife of Weezer's bassist who allegedly fired at police officers outside her Eagle Rock home.
Have you experienced your own technology panic moments? Ready to share your thoughts on these wild stories? Drop us a line at okbudpod@gmail.com or join our community on Patreon at patreon.com/diebud where the conversation continues.
I don't know where to find dinner.
Speaker 2:I don't know. We'll talk about it. Yeah, we'll talk about it, yeah.
Speaker 1:We're going to Pizza Hut. Ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:Hey, what's up everyone. Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's going to be OK Bud. I'm Ben Kissel at Ben Kissel1, joined by Jerry Aquino. Hello At Miss underscore, jerry. That's J-E-R-I-I and Kyle Plouffe. Hola At Kyle Plouffe. Check out our Patreon, patreoncom slash diebud. Also, shoot us an email okbudpod at gmailcom. We have a bunch of dog pics that just came in and a series of nice motivational stories that people sent us. Oh, that's nice yes. They say we love you guys, and this podcast is becoming my new fave Things like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we have gotten such nice letters. Thank you all.
Speaker 2:So thank you all so much. All right, let's start today with a couple of updates, because as the show continues, we have a lot of those. Yeah, do you guys remember the story about Paddington the Bear? Yes, the statue was destroyed by two drunken maniacs.
Speaker 1:Oh right, Criminal mischief.
Speaker 2:Criminal mischief. Well, it's been replaced.
Speaker 1:Wait with what?
Speaker 2:With Paddington.
Speaker 1:Again.
Speaker 2:They did it again. They put him back. He's fully there again. The bitch is back. Yeah, Paddington.
Speaker 1:Yes, bitch Paddington.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, he didn't do anything.
Speaker 3:No he didn't do anything.
Speaker 1:No, he doesn't do anything wrong, just the sequel name. Was he eating a sandwich before?
Speaker 2:Oh, maybe they gave him a sandwich.
Speaker 1:They gave him a sandwich now.
Speaker 2:Because they very true. If you disturb someone when you're eating, that's an extra five years on your sentence. It really is just asshole behavior. Oh my god, if you fucking kill me when I'm eating pizza, please wait. If you have your sniper rifle on me right now and I'm between your crosshairs, let me eat the fucking slice of pizza before you pull the trigger or superseding indictments or superseding big words. Okay, kyle, coming in with big words, that's right.
Speaker 1:I just don't want to get shot while I'm at the crust part. That would really piss me off.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm not a crust person.
Speaker 3:I was going to say you called crust the handle of the pizza.
Speaker 1:It is yeah, it makes sense. So imagine like the crust being the last thing on your taste buds.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's rough, just horrible.
Speaker 1:Have a little respect, nothing to wash it down with, except for lack of dignity.
Speaker 3:Your blood. Well, that's very true.
Speaker 2:Gurgle, gurgle. So the one thing Paddington the Bear has not is blood. But he is now fully back on his little chair and he's eating his sandwich and everyone is super happy. And the Vandals, they're doing their community service and they probably have to walk by him every day and say Paddington, you won this round.
Speaker 1:So far they can just redo it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, anyone can go tear the sandwich away from him.
Speaker 1:But there was a whole premiere.
Speaker 2:They uncovered him and stuff like he was a nun.
Speaker 3:Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2:On her wedding day after she stopped being a member of the convent.
Speaker 1:It's like his first communion.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's really powerful. This is when he was sawed in half.
Speaker 2:I kind of like gutted out Paddington now.
Speaker 3:I really do yeah, it gives you a new seat for like a kid to sit in there, and they're Paddington now yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, and also you know, paddington is hanging on someone's wall right now, right.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, but what?
Speaker 1:if, when they tore him apart, indeed they did find a child inside, they thought it was a child and that gravedigger threw him down the hill. It ended up being Wee man who just jumps out and kicks you in the balls.
Speaker 2:Jackass.
Speaker 1:Runs away.
Speaker 2:Did you see that story about? Well, it's not really a story, but there was a monk and he put himself into a Buddhist statue and they did an MRI on the statue and they're like that statue has bones. Wow, he's in there forever. What? Yeah, I don't know People do weird stuff with their bodies when they're dying.
Speaker 1:That is so weird.
Speaker 2:I don't think I would want to be stuck in a statue, or maybe that's the coolest place to be.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I guess maybe if the body's already dead. It would suck if you died in the statue right, that sounds pretty torturous.
Speaker 1:What's that?
Speaker 2:called the brazen bull. Is that what that's called? Well, that was the dude who made that bull for ancient rome, one of these little kings or something like that and the guy made it. And then the king was like let's test it out. So then he made the guy who made it get inside and he's like let's see if it works. And they light it on fire. Right, they let a fire underneath the brazen bull's belly and then he gets all toasted up in there, oh damn.
Speaker 3:And the reason they?
Speaker 2:say it's brazen bull is because when he screams it sounds like a bull yelling oh. Yeah, so technically he did a great job, fun for the whole family.
Speaker 1:That is really cute. It reminds me of this one movie Midsommar.
Speaker 2:Oh yes.
Speaker 1:Do that to the dude and the bear.
Speaker 3:Reminded me of Ace Ventura.
Speaker 1:That's a different movie.
Speaker 3:A lot of different memories Got to escape from the ass, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was. My only annoying thing with Midsommar was the way that people said it Midsommar, midsommar.
Speaker 1:Has anyone seen Midsommar? Yeah, and if you said it wrong. They're like.
Speaker 2:You don't even know it's a Rex. It's Chile, yeah, okay. Well, speaking of Chile, the cold cell that Brian Koberger is currently sitting in a little update on Koberger, and this is just. I'm just going to straight up laugh. I'm not laughing at autism, I am laughing at the idea. With autism. Yes, I am laughing with autism, Because autism is like no, I got nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like an anolemia out of this. It's funnier than me.
Speaker 2:Brian Koberger's defense, in order for him to avoid the death penalty which he will most likely get if convicted, is trying to say he can't be put to death. He's autistic. So they say he's too autistic to be put to death, which I don't know. Is that a reason? Apparently, the judge says no, it doesn't matter, we kill like everyone.
Speaker 1:We kill everyone. It doesn't matter what state of mind or health you're in.
Speaker 2:Yes, have you talked to people on death row? At no point. You're like that guy's pretty smart, Right, Really intelligent. So he appeared in court on Wednesday and the conversation turned to his recent diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder. Because you know you're autistic, you can either look for Walmart or look for underwear at Kmart. Or you can count or you kill four people in a sorority house.
Speaker 1:It's autism. Yeah, you know it's a slippery slope, but it can happen.
Speaker 2:The judge made it clear that it will not be used by the state of Idaho during the sentencing phase again, if found guilty. So you can't just be like I'm autistic, Right which? Is the funniest fucking defense which is stupid as hell.
Speaker 1:It's offensive too.
Speaker 2:It is offensive.
Speaker 1:God damn it, I can't. You can't put me in. It's like no, it is offensive. God damn it, I can't. You can't put me in. It's like no. It's like one of those people in LA that it's like no, you don't get it. I'm like neurodivergent.
Speaker 2:Oh God, I see things differently. Welcome to the fucking club.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It doesn't mean you have to drive like an asshole.
Speaker 1:Right, right.
Speaker 2:So the attorneys, Attorneys are like he's on the spectrum, he can't be sentenced to death. And now, of course, that has been taken away as quote, an aggravating factor. It worked? No, it did not. Oh, okay, it did not the judge was like I don't care. And so we don't know if that's true, yeah, and you're just sort of probably throwing anything against the wall to see what sticks like the blood on the walls of that sorority home.
Speaker 3:I know I hate when people say they're on the spectrum because by default, everybody's on the spectrum, because that's what a spectrum is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:You can't just say well, I'm on it and you're not.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pretty much Like being gay, right guys, yeah we're all on it, we're all on it.
Speaker 3:That cock.
Speaker 1:Even if it's your own, even if. But you have a weird attachment to.
Speaker 2:Memories coming back.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Memories coming back.
Speaker 1:Past lives, past lives, ultra gay past lives.
Speaker 2:It's not gay. It happened at night.
Speaker 1:Oh right.
Speaker 3:It's not gay.
Speaker 1:I'm autistic.
Speaker 2:So it makes the crime even more heinous when it comes to what it makes the crime Okay, even more heinous when it comes to what it makes the crime Okay. So an aggravating factor in a case makes the crime more heinous, such as premeditation, committing the act in front of a child or showing lack of remorse. So the judge basically I don't know they say Wait, hold on now. Is the judge granting this defense request? No, there's no way. No.
Speaker 1:No, he's not.
Speaker 3:He's probably saying it's a huge lack of remorse, so that's why they're not.
Speaker 2:Yes, indeed, all right. Well, fine, anyway, that's the Koberger update.
Speaker 1:That's good he's autistic.
Speaker 2:He's autistic. He was diagnosed with ASD in February.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And his team was like that should stop him from the death penalty oh, oh great yeah, he might.
Speaker 3:Just I think he's going to be too scared to get, uh, the death penalty. So I think, right before the trial starts, they're going to try to exhaust every possible route, and this is, of course, is one of them. They tried to get the dna thrown out, everything. Uh, I think that he's just going to plead guilty at the end of all the pleading yeah, you think so yeah, because if he pleads out they, they might give him a deal that just says you can go to prison for life and not get killed.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But if he goes to trial he's going to be killed.
Speaker 1:Okay, but it's crazy because it's like, technically, both sentences are being put to death.
Speaker 3:Well, your freedom's killed, but you get to still stay alive. Interesting.
Speaker 1:But also don't you go on death row for like 15 years?
Speaker 3:Yeah, the average stay is 20 years.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow. Let's move on from Coburger, the man who has. Perhaps he should have said he had Asperger's.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Coburger with Asperger's. It just rolls right off the tongue.
Speaker 1:Burger with Asperger's.
Speaker 2:Let's move on to another man. This person is on death row and they said it wasn't autism that was going to keep him from getting killed. It was the fact he was a big, fat asshole. Oh yes, this guy, he was a morbidly they say morbidly obese killer. Wow, yes, and they say he's too fat to be killed he should be too fat to kill, right?
Speaker 3:yeah, you gotta get away from this guy.
Speaker 2:He was a convicted killer who kidnapped and strangled a Miami newspaper worker 25 years ago. Wow, yes, so his last oh Jesus. But you know, he doesn't. That doesn't look that bad. He doesn't look that bad. He looks kind of like a regular at a place. I go yeah, just normal, yeah, that's what scared me about it?
Speaker 1:Right you never know who's lurking in the wings, because he reminded me about three different people that I know.
Speaker 2:Right, I know, just kind of a bald dude. White fella got eyebrows and a face and shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah. You know Weird.
Speaker 2:So what do you think his last meal was?
Speaker 3:A lot of sweets.
Speaker 2:Cereal Ish, so Cereal Ish. So he was reading Bible verses and then he ate a bunch of bacon, Okay. Then he had a candy bar. Went sweet and savory with it, Okay, Nice. And then he had ice cream Candied bacon. Well, it's not. Well. I guess if you have the candy bar with the bacon you put it in your mouth, at the same time you can candy that bacon right on your tongue. Damn, this guy has the right idea. I mean, he also ate like someone who was autistic. Yeah, so it was bacon.
Speaker 1:Maybe he ate like someone that was about to die. What are you counting calories?
Speaker 2:I guess not, but a candy bar, ice cream and bacon.
Speaker 1:Yeah For your final meal yeah, totally, I would eat so much chocolate. I would just pile it on like not worry about having to pass it through or anything, not worry about it getting stuck anywhere Because, hello, where's it going.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the place I am. You know, jerry, she killed that school. She killed those 20 kids in that school, but she loves her chocolate.
Speaker 1:But she loves her chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 2:She loves her cookies.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Also, why'd you kill?
Speaker 1:all those kids in that school. Yeah, what the hell, because I'm autistic, oh, fantastic, yeah, you're free.
Speaker 2:Michael Tanzi. He was 48. He was given a fatal injection at the Florida State Prison, which I also think is the same prison that killed Ted Bundy, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Because that's where it all happened, in Tallahassee, and that's the capital of Florida.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So I believe that this man died in the same room as everyone's favorite hunk that fucks skulls is after he buried them in the ground.
Speaker 2:Okay, so he was pronounced dead at 6.12 pm for the ruthless murder of a very respected Miami Herald production worker, janet Acosta. He killed her in April of 2000. That's crazy. And talk about food. This story involves that as well. Why Acosta? She was eating lunch in her van. No, she was on a fucking break trying to deal with being a woman in media in 2000 in Florida, just trying to have a goddamn Cobb salad. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:What did we just say about getting killed in the middle of a meal? That's like the most insulting time.
Speaker 2:They shouldn't have given this guy a last meal. They shouldn't have you killed her during her last meal. Yeah, you don't get one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they should have let him bring it right up to his mouth and then shot him in the head.
Speaker 2:Yep Tansy attacked and robbed her before driving the vehicle to the Florida Keys Trash. Come on, trash Florida Keys. They're just killing someone, probably eating her lunch, on the way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, gross.
Speaker 2:And, just being all fat, eating her egg sandwich.
Speaker 1:And then going to the Keys and going for like a paddle.
Speaker 2:I don't know, Apparently in the Keys. That's where he strangled her and left her body on an island. On an island, so that means she had to do the drive with him also.
Speaker 1:That's so annoying. That's like a three-hour drive, depending on where the keys are going.
Speaker 2:And she's hungry.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:She's all pissed off. She's got to hang out with this asshole. She's not full? No, so the murderer's legal team. They attempted to stop the execution many, many times, Including one based on the argument that he shouldn't be killed because he's such a fat, fucking asshole. And this is funny, he also had sciatica.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry. What is he? A mother? What the fuck does that have to do with it?
Speaker 3:Good news this injection's gonna cure it.
Speaker 2:You can't kill me.
Speaker 3:I have my sciatica, I want to live in pain, so they say that could lead to. You can't kill me. I have my sciatica Right.
Speaker 2:I want to live in pain what the? So they say that could lead to a cruel amount of pain during the lethal injection. What I'm against the death penalty, Everyone knows that. But it is what it is in this case and it's happened. Yeah, so I'll have some fun with it, because fuck this guy. Yeah. But the Florida Supreme Court, they said no, it doesn't matter if you have sciatica or if you're really fat, if you have a headache that day.
Speaker 2:Maybe you should stop killing people and taking their lunches like you're in Billy Madison and you're Chris Farley driving a bus, right? So his last meal consisted of a pork chop bacon, a baked potato, corn, soda, ice cream and a candy bar. So there was more than just the bacon. He also had some good starches in there and you know he got carbo-loaded.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:You know. So that's kind of nice. But really the bacon, the candy bar and the ice cream I wasn't aware that you could get so many items.
Speaker 3:Yeah, where's the line here?
Speaker 2:Yeah right, because back in the day you could be like I want a Chick-fil-A and they would give it to you, but I'm fairly certain they stopped that. So all of this is made in prison.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Pork, chop bacon, potato, corn, soda, ice cream and candy bar Jesus.
Speaker 2:What a schmuck. That's why he was so fat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the whole thing about the putting to death thing is really really creepy.
Speaker 2:Well, I would be upset if I was the one who had to put him to death, because you know, as soon as he's killed, he's going to excavate all that waste. Yeah, yeah. And now who's cleaning up the pants?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, disgusting. It says a correction. Officer shook his shoulders and said his name twice before he was declared dead. He's out.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:They should do an umpire. You're out of here, Like in wrestling. He's going to lift his arm up, yeah three times.
Speaker 3:Imagine the third one.
Speaker 2:He's like oh my God, he's hulking up, oh my. God. So after this big fat pig ate a big fat pig in multiple ways, with both pork chop and bacon, a baked potato, corn, soda, ice cream and a candy bar, he met with a spiritual advisor.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Did she advise him to stop killing in the afterlife?
Speaker 2:I really hope that one of his punishments is that there's a pork chop near his mouth at all times that he can't eat.
Speaker 1:Maybe one of his punishments will be like there's going to be constantly a reporter asking him about shit that doesn't matter constantly in his life. Yeah, His afterlife.
Speaker 2:And all he wants to talk about is his sciatica.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the last thing they bring up.
Speaker 2:My leg is really hurting. It's like shooting pins.
Speaker 1:It's shooting pins.
Speaker 2:You don't want to talk about that. So he read a Bible verse and then he did say softly, he said I'm going to apologize to the family. So he did apologize to the family, which I'm sure is very little solace for them. So his chest heaved for about three minutes. No, not after eating the bacon, that was after the lethal dose. Wow, and as jerry uh mentioned, a correction officer shook him to death even further declared him dead.
Speaker 2:My god, he was convicted of first-degree murder, carjacking, kidnapping, kidnapping and armed robbery. Oh my God, so horrible. So Tansy Acosta was gagged by Tansy. Then he sexually assaulted her. Wow, during her terrifying final moments, jesus According to the Commission on Capital Cases, they say he drove her to an isolated area in kudjoe key, told her he was going to kill her and then began to strangle her. Wow, he stopped to place duct tape over her mouth, nose and eyes in an attempt to quiet her and then strangled her until she expired. So that's the fact this guy got to live 25 years and he's only only 48.
Speaker 2:He's only 48.
Speaker 3:So he did that so young. Yeah, that much rage at 23 years old.
Speaker 2:Well, that's when you have it Jeez. That's why they're always recruiting these kids in high school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2:When the boys are full of spunk, anger, rage.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Maybe a little racism.
Speaker 3:It's just A little Completely random. A little completely random that that he just found this lady and was like I'm just gonna kill you oh, it's insane, and you know you hate her car.
Speaker 2:You know you hate your co-workers so much. Yeah, when you have to have lunch in the car, yeah that's when you're just like. You're just like todd, I am, I'm done, I'm going to lunch yeah, lunch, and they're like great, I'll go with you.
Speaker 1:What's for lunch today?
Speaker 3:nothing I'm going to my no, yeah, no no, that makes it even worse because she's not even playing the political game like oh, I'll like hang out with everybody and try to move up the ladder yeah, yeah she's like fuck this, I'm just gonna go have some peace and quiet, and then gets killed.
Speaker 2:That she was awful yeah, because she was super successful and she's just like. I can't hear the the typing.
Speaker 2:I can't hear anyone's opening of soda yeah, or just you know that one person who just has a runny nose. All the time I worked in an office for one year and I got it I understood why people I'm not going to say do it, but shoot them up, because there was one person that was next to me that was just constantly doing that, just constantly. And I don't know if they knew they were doing it, but you could feel it and at first I was like it's not a big deal, and then it just slowly but surely grates on you to a point where you start to hate them, even though they haven't really done anything wrong.
Speaker 1:Damn it, Janice. It's just their presence. Presence of sniffles.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh well, just get it cleaned up or just do something.
Speaker 1:Go to the bathroom and just snot rocket it out.
Speaker 2:Yes God, caroline Green it out. Yes, god, caroline, caroline green. That was one of her co-workers and close friends, she says. It makes me want to cry, that's why I haven't spoken about it. Janet was the nicest person you'd ever meet.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, so sad what a terrible way to go so fucking loser. Needless to say, you fucking deserve to die with sciatica pain, like what the fuck like it's so weird strange that is just the dumbest excuse, the the excuses from killers today.
Speaker 2:Autism and sciatica, yes I mean seriously apparently this was the third execution in florida this year.
Speaker 1:Oh so there you go motherfuckers are just flicking them off, I guess so.
Speaker 2:My God, all right, well, I guess. Well, we'll just there's. No, we can't really make jokes about this because it's just so freaking sad, but it is death related and it is Jerry's people.
Speaker 1:It is. This is coming in worldly news from Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2:There was an event and it was at a nightclub and unfortunately, 200 people and counting are now dead when the nightclub roof collapsed. It's insane, so freaking, sad, and they just wanted to go have a nice night.
Speaker 1:Just wanted to have a nice night, go to a concert. There was a prominent Latin artist, Dominican artist, that was pretty well known and he was on stage. He died.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:There were some ex-baseball players.
Speaker 2:Couple of b-ballers there. Baseball players.
Speaker 1:It was like a big deal club. There was like some high-end people there. This is where you dressed up. You bought some expensive tickets, you wore your heels. Yes, you had a nice time.
Speaker 2:According to the news, the majority of the bodies recovered overnight were female and they're still being identified. An official statement from the country's emergency center operations on Wednesday said all reasonable possibilities of finding more survivors had been exhausted.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:So everyone that is currently there, that is their final resting place. This is what they say. In the last days, rescue teams have worked uninterrupted to remove debris, helping the wounded and rescuing people that were alive.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They go on to say. However, having exhausted any reasonable possibility of finding more survivors, the operation is now in a different phase of finding more survivors. The operation is now in a different phase, nonetheless sensitive and crucial the recovery of human bodies with due respect and dignity that every victim deserves. So do we have any idea why this roof?
Speaker 1:collapsed? I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I haven't read anything about what happened.
Speaker 1:I don't know either, but there is some iPhone footage running around social media of the before moments.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It seems to be just like a singer on stage nightclub dancing Out of nowhere. You see one of. Like the heavy stage lights fall down, oh my God. And then everything just like becomes chaos.
Speaker 2:It falls all pretty quickly at the same time, oh my God, the roof collapsed at 1 o'clock in the morning. That's crazy. That's peak fun time right, yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3:It's so scary. With a lot of these places too, like in different countries, you have, uh, nightclubs and like wedding venues where they'll have like ceiling collapses and actual floor collapses too. Really, I wonder if it's because it's these type of venues. They're always loud so you don't hear the lead up to it, which is like probably a lot of cracking and crumbling, and you're like, oh shit, now it's, it's way too late yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 1:And if we know dominicans and I do, yeah, the dominicans are loud they're loud people anyway they want, they want to put, they want to blast the music they don't want to. They wouldn't feel anything.
Speaker 2:They were too busy feeling the bass yeah, oh, my god, I know the dominican republic. Uh, republic parade in New York was always a blast.
Speaker 3:It is so much fun, lots of butts bouncing and loud music, like every day in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they don't need a parade. No, it's a fun group of people. Yes, so the artist that was singing was Ruby Perez.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:And his orchestra, and Perez's body was recovered from the scene Wednesday morning, obviously not alive, so I've seen him.
Speaker 1:Oh my Lord, he was recovered. It's so sad. You know there was a phone call too. There's been a couple phone calls of people stuck in the rubber.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Really yeah.
Speaker 1:There's like one dude making a call to his dad and it's just like. He's just like crying for help.
Speaker 3:I don't even know if that guy made it out yeah, I was gonna ask do we know if anybody's talked as a survivor, because we've seen there's 220 people dead. I don't know how many people actually survived this thing I haven't seen yet well, they said, 189 people had been rescued alive from the rubble.
Speaker 2:Wow, that's crazy, there was quite a few folks we'll say if you are going to make a phone call kind of a 1990s joke here you can call one of those 900 numbers because you won't have to pay the charge, because you'll be dead.
Speaker 1:You can talk to a hot babe. Right, right, right. That's what your mind is on when there's a bunch of concrete on top of you.
Speaker 2:Am I going to get charged for this? Am I going to get charged an hour?
Speaker 1:You think I care, I'll take it. I'm sure my insurance will cover this. My lungs are currently being collapsed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what am I wearing?
Speaker 3:A roof.
Speaker 2:A roof. So, as we mentioned, the cause of the disaster currently undetermined. We'll keep you up to date on that. The nightclub was built more than 50 years ago. It had the capacity to hold 500 people. There isn't an indication that it was over capacity. Yeah, so I don't think it was that. Also, would that cause a roof to collapse? I don't think so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, seriously I don't think so, but my heart goes out to my people and all of the families.
Speaker 2:It is just so horrible. You go out. You got your nice sequined dress on. You're just going to have a good time.
Speaker 1:I know. This is why I can't wear heels when I go out. I always feel like I have to be ready to run.
Speaker 2:This is why we talked about how schools are banning Crocs.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Because you're like well, what if a shooter comes in? Ted Right, you want to die in a Croc. Worst shoes to die in.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Just horrible. Health Minister Victor Atala. He said most of the trauma injuries suffered were blows to the head.
Speaker 1:I suppose as you can imagine Probably For him to hit him.
Speaker 2:Maybe a little bit of solace. Not really, but he says the majority of people who died died instantly. Many were sitting down the ceiling hit them in the head or the chest.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:The name of the nightclub is the Jet Set. Yes, and it's one of the nightclub is the Jet Set? Yes, and it's the Caribbean. It's one of the Caribbean nation's most famous venues. So, god dang, anyway, very, very sad. Be safe out there, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:And you know what, If you're going to die. What a way to go.
Speaker 3:Die doing what you love.
Speaker 2:Die doing what you love. Hope you're dancing. I hope you smiled. I hope you were peeking at the perfect time.
Speaker 1:Yes, Dominicans do love to dance.
Speaker 2:Yes, well, who doesn't?
Speaker 1:Who doesn't, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Same.
Speaker 1:Indeed.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, let's talk about panic in another way. Most Americans, when do you think and we mentioned phones, so this is kind of a segue you think and this will. We mentioned phones, so this is kind of a segue. Most americans begin to panic once their phone number battery hits.
Speaker 1:What number do you think, jerry? Uh, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:I want to say 18 18 kyle, when do you think most americans begin to freak out that they're about to lose phone service? Oh, no, wait, it's way earlier.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say 19, because 20 people like I still got it, and then you see after 20 like oh shit.
Speaker 3:So yeah, I'll gonna say 19, because 20 people like I still got it, and then you see, after 20 like oh shit.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I'll go with 19 that's because all of us are neurodivergent. Oh, real people. They say 38 percent. Ah, that's when they begin to get panic. Percent, uh, percentage stress. But I am so adhd I'll look at it at five percent and be like I still have like a solid 30, I can make it home with that yeah five percent and be like I still have like a solid 30, I can make it home with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, five percent, yeah, right, yeah, you don't mean percents, it is away from zero. Yeah, it's five full percent, five full percent.
Speaker 1:What do you think I'm doing with my phone?
Speaker 2:that's why I'll go to sleep and my phone's like a two percent. Then I wake up and I'm like why my phone dead?
Speaker 1:yeah, I had enough, two percent. I literally do the same thing, and then it's just like and then I'm like, oh, at 2%, I'll be like, oh, I should probably turn the Wi-Fi off and the Bluetooth so it stops sucking up all the battery in the background.
Speaker 2:Right, dim your thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Literally, my charger is right there. Yeah, no, I like it by my head. I want to get the brain cancer as I sleep. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Exactly, I want that radiation.
Speaker 2:So Americans say 38%, they begin to panic, which I think is a little high.
Speaker 1:It is a little high.
Speaker 3:What are they doing? But also.
Speaker 1:I've also had people look at my phone on like 7% just out in public in the middle of the day and they're like you're a psychopath, aren't you rushing for a charger right now? I'm like, nah, I know where I'm at, it's fine.
Speaker 2:I'll be fine. Do you remember those decades of life we had before this? Yeah, decades of life we had before this. Yeah, come on, come on. So this was a survey of 2,000 people and they asked them exactly when is it? The majority of folks said 38%, just under 40, obviously Weak. It's because you're weak.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:That is. I don't know why this is. According to Talker Research, they found that a cooler third of Americans they said 34%.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay. So then there's like the 34% Right, right, and then, in exceptionally, one in eight, one in eight Americans, they say 13%.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:And that's as low as it goes.
Speaker 3:Wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're insane so we're complete losers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 2:But it's kind of interesting. Gen Z, perhaps the generation that has grown up with the cell phone. Yes, right, they begin to worry at 44% not to get into the numbers here because numbers are boring for radio but basically Gen Z starts to worry earlier than generations of people who are like I can live without a phone. I'll be fine for five hours.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Because they're still. They always want attention and people talking and all that I love.
Speaker 2:Unlike us, we're podcasting. Yeah, love. Unlike us, we're podcasting. That's my favorite thing. Yeah, these kids, all they do is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
Speaker 3:But if my phone dies, I'm actually kind of happy for a while, because then I'm like no one can talk to me. It's super nice.
Speaker 1:I'm like oh man, this is really nice, even when your phone is on a charger away from you you're like ah, sorry, which I'm an elder millennial.
Speaker 2:they're similar to Gen Z. They say 43%, so it's roughly the same. So after it gets under 50% for the younger generation, they start to sort of panic. But again, my brain just I think I'm optimistic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess I don't. It really doesn't matter, and sometimes I'll just have like I'll be doing something on my phone. I'll be like, oh yeah, I'll be doing something on my phone. I'll be like oh yeah, I want to Google that question. It's like nope, my phone died, I can't answer it anymore, and that's it. I just put it away.
Speaker 2:And I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm not Jewish, I'm 15% Jewish. Okay, but you know how they celebrate? Because that one candle never went out.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Right, I have had my battery at 1% for like two hours before Wow.
Speaker 3:I swear to.
Speaker 2:God, you were edging your phone, bro. I edged it, bro. It was milking all over my hand.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the 1% lasts a long time it does. If anywhere between like 3% and 1%, it'll take you all the way. You got to just trust in your phone.
Speaker 2:You do. It's like that episode of Seinf when they say low gas, that means you've got 30 miles left. Yeah, when I look at 1%, I don't see 1%.
Speaker 1:I don't see You're like I can make it home. Home is like 12 miles away.
Speaker 2:Call me crazy. I see 100% of 1%.
Speaker 3:Yeah, guys, try that next time you're in bed. It's really small, but it lasts a long time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, Exactly Well.
Speaker 2:I read an article where a woman said it can be too big. Oh Ha, but anyway, boomers, in a very strange twist of events, they're actually the most relaxed when it comes to this. And only this because they're not over-relaxed people in general.
Speaker 1:That's it.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:All right, well, I get it. I get it. You're used to running around with a fucking key on your neck. Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2:I just thought that was a little bit of an interesting tale. Let us know, when do you get nervous about your phone dying? Okay, but pod at gmailcom. All right. One more quick story and then we have to talk about Weezer. Oh yeah, and then we'll wrap her up. So this is just a funny story about women, women.
Speaker 3:Women be shopping.
Speaker 1:Women be shopping. Women be funny, women be shopping.
Speaker 2:Women be writing in their journals and in this case it got People love to journal.
Speaker 1:It's good to journal, that's what they say.
Speaker 2:I did that when I was in rehab and I did learn a lot about generational trauma.
Speaker 1:Wow, maybe you should keep journaling.
Speaker 2:I have to go back to rehab.
Speaker 1:No, you just need a notebook in your room.
Speaker 2:You just have to buy a journal. Oh Well, they provided it for me. It was only 40 grand for the whole month. Wow, month, Wow, that's a big journal. I almost learned something there. Wow, A Minnesota woman. She confessed in her personal journal which this is an interesting case. In the journal she wrote totally stole a car today. Totally stole a car today.
Speaker 1:Totally, totally, totally.
Speaker 2:Her name is Vanessa Guara. She's 30. She copped to receiving stolen property in connection with the theft last year of a 2004 Freestar van. Wow, what, what, the hell are you doing?
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, obviously the doors were all unlocked. I mean, did they even?
Speaker 2:have doors. What the hell is a Freestar van 2004? Why the fuck would you steal this? That is the ugliest van in the history of vans.
Speaker 3:Well, maybe they thought no one would be upset about it being missing.
Speaker 1:Obviously someone's mom or dad of a family of seven that takes care of a small soccer team noticed that it was gone.
Speaker 2:If you're going to steal a car, car they don't care if it's a fancy one or not a fancy one, so steal a fancy one.
Speaker 1:You're getting the same sentence yeah, seriously, they don't go up by value no, so she was ordered on july 21st, which is my birthday.
Speaker 2:She was ordered to uh yes, get probation. She's on probation, indeed, so the maximum penalty would have been five years in prison. During the auto theft investigation, cops determined that she stole the car. Guess how much this car was worth.
Speaker 3:It's got to be like $1,500. $2,000.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wow, a whopper, a whopper.
Speaker 2:Isn't that amazing, wow, I bought that car for $2,000?. It had been sold for scrap. So she was like here's all the scrap you're going to need.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Like here's five bucks.
Speaker 2:Yes, this was in the city of Mankato which I've been. My friend Noah from college lives there. I got sick off of eating a raw bratwurst.
Speaker 1:A raw. What now? Bratwurst? What is that? You don't know what a bratwurst is. No, oh, it's a tubed meat. Oh, thank God, I don't know what the fuck that is. That's bratwurst.
Speaker 2:You've never had a brat. You've never had a brat. What they pop in your mouth, you can almost feel the pig squeal. Ew, ew, ew, they do, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, I don't like meat. That's too ground If the meat is liquid.
Speaker 3:It's a little rubber snappy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, absolutely no, no, no, I don't like it.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's reasonable.
Speaker 1:Maybe that video from Pink Floyd has fucked me up for my whole life. Just grinding up the meat being ground up, yeah yeah, the kid's falling in and then it comes out as sludge. Yeah, very Robert.
Speaker 2:Pickton yes, yes, so she sold the car. Witnesses say that the auto salvage business stated that Guara had bought the van and sold it to them. During the police probe investigator Andrew Conchi, he was able to locate a journal belonging to her which contained incriminating evidence journal belonging to her which contained incriminating evidence. So the same day the Ford's owner discovered his car was missing. Grora wrote totally stole a car today, Something I never thought of doing. Fucking, super, freaking out about it.
Speaker 1:So she was fucking super freaking out about it. Wait, she was fucking super freaking out about it.
Speaker 2:Fucking super freaking out about it.
Speaker 3:That's how people get caught by their moms doing bad stuff.
Speaker 1:That's literally it yeah.
Speaker 3:I'd like to think the cop was sitting there at the dining table with a cup of coffee and a robe with the journal right there waiting for them to come down and see it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, seriously, I know what I've read. But I don't think it's very nice to be reading people's journals. No, no, it's not, it's her own thing where she gets to speak in her own language. Yeah, like fucking super freaky, super freaking out about it. Yeah, totally, stole a car today. That's not what a journal is for. First of all Is the.
Speaker 2:When you say, dear diary, do you picture something?
Speaker 1:I haven't dear diaried since, like the sixth grade.
Speaker 2:But do you picture like a little?
Speaker 1:troll or something that you're talking to. Isn't it so cute when people do write like that. They're like hey journal. It's been so long since I've spoken to you, right.
Speaker 2:Get a friend, yeah, journal's just like get a friend Journal.
Speaker 1:I know what you're going to say. You think I'm super freaking out about stealing this car.
Speaker 2:At first she denied it, but eventually she came clean Totally stole a car. Apparently they obtained the journal from her mother. Yeah, see so the mom.
Speaker 1:Dropping dimes. The mom ratted on her.
Speaker 3:She's like get this fucking 30-year-old out of my house.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, yeah, no, seriously, though, I mean that's true Journaling at 30.
Speaker 3:Saying totally stole yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is definitely like a ninth grade journal entry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's a DoorDash driver. Oh gosh, she drives her DoorDash.
Speaker 1:Wait, she did it.
Speaker 2:So she's been previously convicted of theft, driving with a suspended license and driving without insurance. But then DoorDash was just like you can. No problem that criminal record. That plays exactly into the job you're requesting. Just go at it. You just feel free to have at it. Why?
Speaker 1:There's supposed to be some higher barriers or something. They're like do you have a license? You're like I did once.
Speaker 3:Good enough. Good enough. I got a picture of somebody else's.
Speaker 1:That's cool. It's on my phone, does that count? I have a picture of my license on my phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that works. Did we order two pizzas, or like one and a half?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That DoorDash driver ate half of our pizza and she's totally super fucking freaking out about it, all right.
Speaker 1:Lastly, weezer, weezer, tell me the Weezer story.
Speaker 2:So this story is nuts. They have a bassist. No one knows his name, but it's Scott Schreiner. He's been with the band since 2001, I believe.
Speaker 1:So he's a real Weezer.
Speaker 2:He is a Weezer, indeed he's an old time geezer. He and his wife, they were out, they were out and about and apparently they were driving and a whole series and ended with his wife getting shot by the police in the shoulder. She has been booked for attempted murder.
Speaker 1:Whoa.
Speaker 2:The incident took place in Eagle Rock, which is apparently a suburb here in beautiful Los Angeles.
Speaker 1:It happened in Eagle Rock.
Speaker 2:This is a fancy area.
Speaker 1:It's too nice, it is a fancy area, they're loaded.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, we's are super famous. Yeah, Her name is Jillian Schreiner. So cops responded to a request for backup. They were locating three Mr Meaner hit-and-run suspects who fled a freeway crash and then they ran into a residential area at 3.25 pm.
Speaker 1:Wow, it was smack in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2:Smack in the middle of the day. While officers were searching for the suspect, they observed a female, jillian Schreiner, armed with a handgun outside her residence. Police say they yelled for her to drop the gun many, many times. However, white woman privilege Jillian pointed the gun at the officers and opened fire.
Speaker 1:That's insane. That is so After they told her to put the gun down like five times and she got shots off. That's insane.
Speaker 2:I don't want to.
Speaker 1:No one else would be allowed to have gone that far. No one else would have even heard the word put the gun down.
Speaker 2:No one else, except for and we have many white women listeners and of course my mother's a white woman and I love all people, but some have a bit of a they. Of course my mother's a woman and I love all people, but some have a bit of a. They have, like I can do it, privilege. Okay, maybe it's that. Yeah, just that, anyway. So she pointed the gun at the cops, she opened fire, hence the attempted murder charge. Wow, to the cops, yes, and so the cops. They fired back but, unlike in many cases where they pop somebody in the head, they struck her in the shoulder. So she retreated back into her house after being struck. Later she came out with another female that was the babysitter, and if I was the babysitter I would be like girl, I am not leaving this fucking house.
Speaker 1:Are you the baby? I'm the babysitter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm be like girl, I am not leaving this fucking house Are you the baby. I'm the babysitter, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm going to babysit. You take her away, I'll watch the kids.
Speaker 2:Yes, also babysitter, it sounds like you might smother it.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, honestly, as far as, as far as I thought was the babysitter and she was going to take it away, I'd be like, just so you know, double up.
Speaker 3:I get overtime for this shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you go to prison for 20 years, I'm technically now its mother. So, I'm going to marry your husband I will be banging your husband, yeah.
Speaker 1:Wow, you guys both went there. Man, you guys like Weezer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're all right. The first three albums, I think were pretty good and then after that they decided to make horrible music.
Speaker 1:But anyway, they had more than three albums.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it got really, really bad. That's when they're like I got a big hat and I'm big and stupid, yeah. And then they did like Beverly Hills and just a bunch of stuff that I actually thought was offensive.
Speaker 1:Well, there's a new rapper now that talks about having a big hat. Scoochie Boochie, oh yeah, and now that's a good fucking song. I'm a hat man.
Speaker 2:You can find him on Instagram. Yes, so the Los Angeles Fire medics. They treated her for non-life-threatening injuries. Police found a nine miller nine millimeter handgun at the scene of the crime. Insane she is saying that she thought that the home was being invaded and did not hear the cops call say, put down the gun. She thought her defense is I thought we were being attacked, so she just opened fire and she was just like.
Speaker 1:I thought we were being attacked by five random guys all dressed exactly the same. That might look like law enforcement, but I didn't know what was happening. I just started walking towards them and shooting.
Speaker 2:Yes. So, according to KTLA, they obtained the footage from the crash that caused the manhunt. They also spoke to eyewitnesses who described watching one of the suspects walk away from the scene. So they say, I saw a gentleman walking on the shoulder, so my brother and I went over and assumed that he was leaving the scene of an accident. She claimed that her brother chased him down and when they did, the male tried to run to the opposite side of the freeway and then he fell down.
Speaker 2:He's all stupid he's all dumb, falling down and shit Trips. Then he was bleeding from his head, his mouth and his knees. What? The guy who caused the man? He's like I gotta run away. And then he falls like an asshole. Then he falls, yeah. Then he jumped over the side of the freeway and then down an embankment. This person, they said I chased him down the side of the freeway, across the freeway, over a couple of fences. He had a bag and a sweater. Oh, Much like Weezer. Yes, Just in case it gets cold. Yeah, Don't undo his sweater. Nope, he had a bag, a sweater. I got his bag and I got his sweater. And me being so, so old, I couldn't keep up with the guy. I chased him to the park but I lost him. So there's a lot in this story and, ironically enough, if you are the person that was the reason for the manhunt, you're like whew, I'm kind of not even the biggest news here.
Speaker 3:Thank God, attempted murder.
Speaker 1:I think that white lady just opened fire. She really fucked Really saved him.
Speaker 2:Really messed that up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and now she's. Oh, attempted murder.
Speaker 2:Attempted murder.
Speaker 1:At least there's one white lady out there that's got a little bit of perspective. Hopefully she spends a little time thinking about everyone else in the world who did not get that same privilege.
Speaker 2:I don't think she's going to be thinking about that. I think she's going to be all mad.
Speaker 3:I don't think these charges are going to stick.
Speaker 2:I don't know. She fired a handgun at police officers. But, not knowing. So this is what she's saying. Yeah, but does that change anything?
Speaker 3:I don't know We've seen worse defenses today.
Speaker 1:Will they do that Today alone?
Speaker 2:That's true, I had sciatica.
Speaker 1:What the heck.
Speaker 2:So the neighbor? A neighbor claimed the Los Angeles police failed to announce themselves. So this is according to a neighbor and that they say that she couldn't have seen them and the cops are now more concerned with covering their tracks than covering the real bad guys.
Speaker 3:It is concerning that she just shoots into the abyss not knowing what she's shooting at. It's very scary.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it could be the mailman.
Speaker 3:It could be Amazon, we don't know.
Speaker 1:Seriously, she could have shot anyone.
Speaker 2:Right. So apparently she is the best selling author of a series of books, which is interesting. The freeway crash that led to all of this cost 2.7 million dollars in property damage. Holy shit, wow.
Speaker 1:Well, she should pay for some of that.
Speaker 2:Yes, the neighbor says quote none of us knew anything. She's home with her two kids and that's when the officers you know approach the neighborhood. She calls herself a rock wife. Jillian saw the intruder. This is according to the neighbor.
Speaker 1:She's married to a rock.
Speaker 2:My pet rock. Yeah, rub that on you my tough bean Rub it on Kyle. My bean's pretty calloused Okay.
Speaker 3:I've been rubbing this rock on him for weeks.
Speaker 1:Rub your rocks on Kyle.
Speaker 3:Get your rocks off.
Speaker 1:Get your rocks off of me.
Speaker 2:Yes, so Jillian saw the intruder. She said she basically admonished him and said they're going to catch you. So she saw the intruder, they're going to get you. Before either of them knew it, a brigade of cops came creeping up with the yard with the guns in the yard, with the guns drawn, and then bullets started flying. The neighbor said I heard about six gunshots in quick succession. Wow. And then she says it, that's what the neighbor said. It went, so maybe wow, musical yeah, she didn't.
Speaker 2:She didn't say like no, she's like it went come on, knock on my door they were just firing upon her. That's what she says. Okay, okay, wow, interestingly enough, but they only got her enough.
Speaker 1:But they only got her in the shoulder.
Speaker 2:They only got her in the shoulder. Yeah, it's weird. She then retreated back into her house and the rest was made.
Speaker 1:And what's interesting.
Speaker 2:I love that this article is like. The five-bed, four-bath home sits back off the road, with a gated entrance to a long driveway. It's surrounded by vegetation.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:They're trying to sell this house. Yeah, nice ass house surrounded by a vegetative state. There's a lot of musicians, uh famous musicians, that live in this neighborhood too. Zach de la rocha, from uh rage against the machine, lives there oh, does he really? It's so funny because it's just like you can picture him being like eat the rich, and then he's just like going to eagle rock.
Speaker 2:Uh, how'd you get in this? This is gated.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, we talked to the poors outside the gate, yeah. So she went inside, she lit her, came out with her arms raised alongside her kid's babysitter Again, that poor woman, yeah. And then later the young boy showed up. No, and they were both. Both the babysitter and the boy were forced down to lay on the pavement.
Speaker 1:That's so crazy. So that was the babysitter we're looking at, lying down on the ground.
Speaker 2:I think it's both of them. Yes, both of them at some point had to lie on the ground.
Speaker 1:That's so, so messed up, it's crazy. Doing that to the little boy too.
Speaker 2:Come on Are they going to it's traumatic. Yes, this is bizarre, it's just a bizarre story.
Speaker 3:I feel like we're not getting all the details.
Speaker 1:Well, she didn't. Yeah, there's something missing here.
Speaker 2:I guess if you're at home, and then, all of a sudden, there's this thing, unbeknownst to you, where all this damage is happening. There's a high speed chase, but you don't know. Then cops just show up at your door. You got a handgun. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1:I and no, I don't know either man. One time cops showed up at my door and I was just in socks because it was like 10 o'clock, just socks. Okay, well, I mean, my shoes weren't on. It was 10 o'clock in the morning. I was eating cereal like a breakfast person.
Speaker 2:What did they get you?
Speaker 1:for they saw that I had spilled some coffee on the roof of my car, and then someone with my exact same make and model of my car had hit someone on a bike who was in like serious condition, and so they thought that the coffee I spilled on my car roof was blood. Then they had a forensics team come in and test the coffee.
Speaker 3:Are you serious? That's insanity.
Speaker 1:I'm so serious? Yeah, no, that happened. That's like last year at like 10 in the morning. That is so weird.
Speaker 2:And I was like, am I going to jail in?
Speaker 1:my socks. Is that what's happening here?
Speaker 2:It's coffee. Yeah, we'll see about that.
Speaker 1:We'll see about that.
Speaker 2:Wow, that's so bizarre.
Speaker 1:That was a fun morning for me.
Speaker 2:Yes, so three people. They fled the car accident. One of the suspects he tried to flee by stripping down to his boxers and going for a swim, trying to just be like this is my pool.
Speaker 1:I live here.
Speaker 2:I'm just in my pool, Quick look casual jumps into the pool, oh my God. And, as I mentioned, the cops were like drop the gun, drop the gun. But apparently she shot, so she has been booked on suspicion of attempted murder. She was released from the hospital this past Wednesday and she posted her $1 million bond.
Speaker 1:Well, she's going to have a lot to journal about.
Speaker 2:The neighbor does say the cop's story is hogwash.
Speaker 1:Ooh, hogwash, hogwash.
Speaker 3:Totally shot a cop in the neck oh that's hogwash, I'm super freaking out about it Okay super freaking out about it yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway, she says I don't know why they're claiming that she did this.
Speaker 1:Interesting, probably because they know that they fucked up in their procedures.
Speaker 2:Yep, she says there's just no reason for it.
Speaker 1:Cops, they love escalating things. Being like oh it's a frame for my life.
Speaker 2:Well, it's a very scary job. It is a very scary job. Yeah. To come upon as a person yeah, she says there's no way that if a police officer who who you can see as a police officer, who says you to, who tells you to drop the gun that you're not going to, so she's like if they, if she knew they were cops, she would have dropped the fucking gun, right okay, okay, oh my god, oh my, what a mix-up yep, so they think the police definitely messed it up.
Speaker 2:But we'll keep you updated. But I think you're right, cal, I don't think that the charges are going to stick. She also, thankfully, didn't kill any officers and no one's dead in the entire fiasco.
Speaker 3:Nobody was hurt and she wasn't a part of the hit and run that they thought she was. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1:What a nightmare Nothing is connected. What a nightmare Nothing is connected. That is insane.
Speaker 3:What the?
Speaker 1:hell is everyone doing that day? Was it just like too hot?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, this is the funny. We'll just end it with this. So, weezer, they're performing at Coachella this weekend. Oh nice, this is what her husband says. He says she's all right, thank you for asking, see you at Coachella. Wow, wow, he doesn't give a fuck, doesn't give a fuck, she's fine, see ya Coachella. You know what?
Speaker 1:this is. This is another chapter in her book. Fucking relax, guys.
Speaker 2:Relax. It's called for the plot okay, Nothing would make me miss the menstrual cycles that take place Like Coachella Nice. I'm sure many people menstruate All right. Any comments from the chat?
Speaker 3:Vanessa's saying, unless we get her journals, we're not getting the whole story.
Speaker 2:True, true, absolutely Super fucking freaking out about it. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Let's see here. Jeff was guessing 70% was going to be the battery freakout usage 70?
Speaker 1:Wow, especially for Gen Z kids. They just don't want to be without it.
Speaker 3:He said his is 30, but then he'll think to put his phone on low battery mode. I start low battery mode at 100% and that's why I let shit go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, me too, I always have low percentage.
Speaker 2:I thought that you actually had to kind of be low before it would even kick in.
Speaker 3:No, you can toggle it yourself. You can.
Speaker 2:I'll show you how oh thank you, I Show me how to toggle it. Yes, kyle. Hey Kyle, can you show me how to toggle it? Yeah, I need to be toggled.
Speaker 3:Can't have you edging that phone no more.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, tell me we're having aneurysms.
Speaker 3:Anything else. Pando was asking an insightful question. Well, he was just asking if you could choose your final anything if you're in prison. Would it be final movie, final Song, final Meal, final Jerk Off? Oh my God, people were saying movies.
Speaker 1:Final Song would be it.
Speaker 2:What are you going with?
Speaker 1:I'm going to go with Incubus or Jack Johnson.
Speaker 2:Oh, that would be nice.
Speaker 1:Something to lull me off, I would go with.
Speaker 2:Highwaymen, by the Highwaymen, because it's a song about reincarnation.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 2:By four old whites.
Speaker 1:Oh cute.
Speaker 3:Yes, I'd go Final Move and I'd go Rock Bottom on the Executioner.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Rock Bottom WWE. I love it.
Speaker 1:That's amazing.
Speaker 2:Thank you all so much for listening. We will be back tomorrow. We're going to talk aliens and Chupacabra. Yes, hail yourself. Talk to you soon, bye, bye.