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Episode 51: Pee, Poo, and Pig Theft
The bizarre and unexpected collide in this hilarious exploration of news that makes you question reality. We dive into the latest scam from Billy McFarland, who has "postponed" (not canceled) Fyre Festival 2 without offering refunds to the hopeful few who purchased tickets. The man who brought you cheese sandwiches in FEMA tents has struck again, this time without even providing the tents.
The absurdity continues as we dissect Katy Perry and Gayle King's controversial "space mission" aboard Blue Origin's spacecraft. What was meant to be a historic moment for women in space quickly became social media fodder when footage revealed suspicious details, including a premature door opening and celebrities who spent their precious two minutes in space filming themselves instead of looking out the window. With Jeff Bezos orchestrating the whole affair and more celebrities lining up for future flights, we examine the growing phenomenon of space tourism for the ultra-wealthy.
From the celestial to the terrestrial, we explore two shocking crime stories involving bodily functions and animal cruelty. An OnlyFans model faces felony charges for spraying urine on grocery store merchandise, while Hawaiian teenagers who stole and killed a beloved pet pig for a hunting contest learn that not all pigs are created equal in the eyes of the law. We wrap things up with Taco Bell's unexpected entry into the chicken nugget market, featuring jalapeño buttermilk-marinated, tortilla-crusted nuggets that might just change your fast food allegiances. Join us for this wild ride through the strangest corners of current events where we promise that everything's going to be OK, Bud.
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Speaker 2:You All right, let's rock and roll. Hey, what's up everyone. Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's going to be OK Bud. I'm Ben Kissel at Ben Kissel One, Joined by Jerry Aquino. Hello At Miss underscore, Jerry, and that's J-E-R-I-I. Oh my God, I almost didn't spell it Two, i's Two. I's.
Speaker 1:I-I Captain.
Speaker 2:A bit of a pirate. Okay, speaking of pirates, kyle Plouffe is with us at Kyle Plouffe. Thank you all so much for joining on the Patreon. Patreoncom slash diebud. If you just want to give us a little bit of cash, then you can join the show, live and comment and be a part of the program. Also, shoot us an email, okbudpod at gmailcom. Send us pictures of your cats, your dogs, I was going to say your children, but that sounds creepy. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that, no need. Or send us stories that you find to be interesting and we'll read some on the show and some more recipes. Yes, oh, recipes. Yes, what recipe did we get?
Speaker 3:I don't think we got recipes, but I wanted some.
Speaker 1:You want more recipes, but we haven't gotten any. Well, I got some good cookie recipes, oh that's right.
Speaker 3:We got a bunch of cookie recipes.
Speaker 1:People knew.
Speaker 3:Add the cornstarch.
Speaker 1:Add the cornstarch. Use a solid, good Irish butter. Make sure that shit is room temperature. Soften that bitch.
Speaker 2:Of course the Irish butter. You gotta sit on it before you serve it. That's what makes it Irish. Oh my god, a lot of people have been cooking with semen, oh wow.
Speaker 1:Who? Who has been cooking with semen? That's your Instagram pal.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of people cooking with semen.
Speaker 1:What is your algorithm?
Speaker 2:I don't know. First, of all semen and female yeast.
Speaker 1:That's absolutely disgusting, oh my God.
Speaker 2:I was watching one conversation where a woman says she drinks her menstrual blood.
Speaker 1:I hate that TMI, I hate that and I hate that. And her own piss. For what? For what, I don't know? So that she builds up an immunity to ammonia, like. What the fuck does she plan on doing with that?
Speaker 2:It's double filtered, oh my god, I don't know what people do you?
Speaker 1:know I blame Dune for that.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:Because they sucked out water out of everything they could fucking find, including pee, and they had their special desert suits. They were like, yeah, we sweat and we pee, but then it just goes into this filtration system and then it goes back into this water bottle and then we drink it and then we're just constantly circulating our own fucking sweat.
Speaker 2:Circulating indeed.
Speaker 1:I hated it.
Speaker 2:It's the circle I hated it.
Speaker 1:The circle of life. My friend, I didn't like that at all.
Speaker 2:But we do have a lot of pee stories today and a poo-poo story as well.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Keeping it mature towards the end of the week? Fine, but first let's get to a couple of updates. We've been following the Billy McFarland Fire.
Speaker 1:Festival 2, and it does turn out it's been postponed. Postponed, yeah.
Speaker 2:Not even canceled Postponed. Mm-hmm Ticket holders who plan to attend Billy McFarland's Fyre Festival 2,. They were sent an email and were they given a refund? No, the email says hold on, we'll let you know when the next date is coming.
Speaker 3:So they didn't even get a refund. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:We'll call you.
Speaker 2:Solid scam. Solid scam. This time he has put nothing on the ground, no, nothing whatsoever. Which is better than flying a bunch of folks out there, giving them rotten peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and forcing them to cry alone in their tents?
Speaker 1:Yeah, instead, he's just going to rob them blind online. Isn't that what the internet's for? It is totally what it's for.
Speaker 2:I've been thinking about faking a cancer or something, maybe faking a toe infection.
Speaker 3:I need 50K 50K for my new toenail no infection. I need 50K.
Speaker 2:50K for my new toenail.
Speaker 1:Oh no, Just tell people you want to get hair implants.
Speaker 2:Am I balding that bad?
Speaker 1:Just in some corners, I know.
Speaker 2:That's why I have to get my hair cut, because it's at the point now where it's long enough, where you can kind of see it's thinning. But if you go shorter it looks more bushy and full.
Speaker 1:It looks fuller. Yes, bushy is a weird way to describe it, but fuller is. Yes, your head is not a tail, but okay, indeed, bushy head of hair, my favorite kind of haircut.
Speaker 2:What do you want? Give me the bushy, give me the full bush. Well, you want us to curl it. Yes, curl it and thin it and, in my case, make it see-through, because that's where my bush hair is. Isn't that disgusting?
Speaker 1:It really is. Let's go back to the P.
Speaker 2:Okay, so Fire Festival 2. This was a statement that was on the official website, but now it's been deleted. So maybe he got all drunk and was like it's canceled. Then he got all sober and was like no, it's not canceled, I can do this. So it says Fyre Festival 2 is postponed and will be rescheduled for a later date in the future.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised he didn't say in the past and then just be like you missed it yeah, it was awesome yeah.
Speaker 1:Thanks so much, guys, for coming to Fyre Festival. We had a great time.
Speaker 2:So many people were there it would be just as realistic as his marketing for the first one. It really would be. So he says. If you have purchased a ticket already, you will receive an email once the new date is confirmed.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, who was stupid enough to buy tickets for Fyre Fest? I want to know, Raise your hand if you bought tickets.
Speaker 2:I can see him. I'm sure there's not many. There can't be more than 100 people who bought tickets for this thing.
Speaker 1:Is he related to Seth MacFarlane?
Speaker 2:I don't know, he kind of looks like him, doesn't he?
Speaker 1:He looks like him and he has the same last name.
Speaker 2:Right. Well, Seth, if you're related to this Billy guy, give him some money so he stops doing this. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:Seth is doing a great job spacing himself out of way from his idiot cousin. That's very true, and he's like I don't know that guy. I know we have the same last name, but no relation.
Speaker 2:Another update Interesting we talked about this briefly on the last episode Katy Perry and a series of other gals, including Gayle King.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, they went to space. Yeah Right, what a fucking fiasco.
Speaker 2:And this entire thing. If you're Rachel Ziegler, you're like I'm off the hook. This makes everything I did for Snow White promotion fine.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:This could be the fire festival of space it is it really?
Speaker 1:is what a troubled, troubled little artifact we've created for ourselves in 2025. It's historic now.
Speaker 2:It is in such a strange way. A lot of conspiracy theorists and this one I think they did go, but I also think it doesn't matter. Number one, but I have to believe that they actually went to space, although there are a lot of conspiracy theorists that are making very valid points.
Speaker 1:Some people are thinking that they didn't actually go to space. Well, their non-suit suits did throw me off. I'll say that.
Speaker 2:Non-suit suits number one I think I would wear a helmet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know when was all of their headgear.
Speaker 2:Evidently, when they last sent a cylinder similar to what they were into space, it came back and it was all fucked up. It was all like I was just in space. What they were into space. It came back and it was all fucked up. It was all like I was just in space, right.
Speaker 2:Had a bunch of space dust on it, yeah, and their little cylinder came back and it was pristine, completely clean. Also, there was a small issue with the door, so as it landed, there was this big thing about Jeff Bezos has a special key. Oh, that's literally.
Speaker 2:It was like it's a special key and it was a wrench right, right, and they were like there's no way they can open the door. But then the door opened and they were just like in there and then they had to shut the door. And then Jeff Bezos made this whole performative movement about how he's unlocking the door and then they all came out. And then obviously we all know, katy Perry kissed the ground and Gay like this is so huge for women. I'm an astronaut now and that's not no one of the people I believe it was.
Speaker 1:Katie perry said we put the ass in astronauts. So really of course she did. Oh my god a fucking.
Speaker 3:They forgot to trim the editing on the video. Look at this. Yes, the door opens and they're like no, no, and they go back. They slam it shut and he still has the wrench in his hand and he still is the wrench in his hand.
Speaker 2:He also just ate shit right before that because he fell, which is always fun to watch a billionaire fall. Yeah, I don't think the billionaire shouldn't exist, but I do think we should constantly be throwing tomatoes at them yeah, why not?
Speaker 1:it's fun. It's the least that they could do that's our.
Speaker 2:We are plebs, we get to do that yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So the door just opens on its own and everyone's like no, no, no no, no, no no, no, jeff has the key to be able to let them out, and also, there's all. Why is he just let them out? Why is he just standing there?
Speaker 3:He's like get your cameras rolling, Get it ready.
Speaker 1:I hate that I would have so much anxiety in this little space bubble.
Speaker 3:Edit the first part out.
Speaker 1:I would have just opened the door, pulled it open. I door, pulled it open.
Speaker 2:I think the most feminine thing about the entire mission is that little thing that they're in looks like a big tit.
Speaker 1:It does look like a boobie. Everywhere I go something reminds me of her that's from Naked Gun. What is that? In space? They look like a giant melons.
Speaker 2:Get your melons. Yeah, let's do it. And then Gayle King was also like space, this isn't taking away from Earth, it's a yes and situation, or whatever she was saying. And then she was like jeff bezos wants to clean up the earth by throwing all the space, by throwing all of our trash in space.
Speaker 1:Oh, you mean our trash celebrities, I guess so that's what that's.
Speaker 2:That's exactly they almost did it that is exactly what's going to be happening, because more celebrities are now lining up to be sent to space.
Speaker 1:That's not fucking cool man. Some people are working hard down here. Mm-hmm, Get freaking billionaires just sending celebrities up into space for fucking. For what?
Speaker 2:For photo ops.
Speaker 1:So they can come back down and call themselves an astronaut in the face of actual, actual, like NASA workers and like space engineers that have been doing this their entire lives. I have no recognition about it.
Speaker 2:What's so sad is we just had two astronauts stuck in space for like nine months, yeah, and like nobody gave a fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they finally came back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that was like a woman was up there, and apparently there's been 102 women in space since the 1960s, so it seems like their entire premise only works if you don't believe that women have ever jumped before Right or ever left the ground. Right but in reality, of course, women have been on the forefront of space exploration for a long time, and we applaud them for it.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, thank you, kyle. So because this was technically a success in that they didn't die, which man?
Speaker 1:if a a Titanic moment could have happened. Oh my God, I mean yeah. Why would they want to put themselves at risk like this? They went off into space in this little tiny tit pod.
Speaker 2:They did go in the boob pod and did they Did they put themselves at risk.
Speaker 1:Did they put themselves at risk?
Speaker 2:They were up there for two minutes total when they actually crusted.
Speaker 1:So then, what's this 11 minutes thing?
Speaker 2:Well, it took about nine minutes to get up there. Then they had two minutes in space where they could float around.
Speaker 3:They pulled it open.
Speaker 2:They pulled it open. It looks like a prop.
Speaker 1:That is so so dumb.
Speaker 2:Stanley Kubrick is turning in his grave because, finally, he's skinny enough to do that, because he's just bone. And he's skinny enough to do that because he's just bone and he's like when I faked the moon landing, I made that shit look good. Yeah, it looks horrible. And there will be more people sent to space. When I say people, I mean celebrities, because again, it's millions and millions of dollars. So who's next? Who is next? Kim kardash?
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:She has asked to be a part of the next Blue Origin crew, along with Justin Bieber, oh my God, you know what the Biebs.
Speaker 1:he's been through a lot. Let's give him a little ride to space. That one I support.
Speaker 2:I completely support that, yeah, and I hope that Bieber does something that they didn't do on this flight, which is look out the fucking window.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because that's the whole point.
Speaker 3:They film that video and they are like take up space.
Speaker 2:In space. Just stop looking at the camera.
Speaker 1:Not taking up space in space.
Speaker 3:It was awful, oh no.
Speaker 2:This is actually Leprechaun in space and Jason in space. It's actually better than these five chicks in space.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Which is very bizarre, because those movies were technically horrible.
Speaker 1:What about those clowns in space? Are there clowns in space? Remember that. What's that movie?
Speaker 2:Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Speaker 1:Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Speaker 2:And that's being remade.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:I love that freaking movie so much With.
Speaker 3:Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 2:No, it's not. Oh well, that's going to be awesome If I could die in cotton candy.
Speaker 1:I'd be so happy, Can anyone get me into this movie. I want to be a killer clown in space.
Speaker 2:So Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber and right now it's also being speculated Ivanka Trump. Oh geez, oh my God, yes, so who knows? Paris Hilton has also said that she might want to go. Leonardo DiCaprio he's like, I'll go.
Speaker 1:I'll do it. Of course, leonardo DiCaprio would go, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, you don't age how old is? Space travel. Well, don't you age faster in space, though?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:So all those chicks are going to be like ack.
Speaker 1:He's going to be like ugh.
Speaker 2:He's practically dead and you were 23, but by space time you're like fucking 27. Act, Get a full life cycle in front of me and good for him. So what a hodgepodge of dipshit-ery.
Speaker 1:But would you go to space if you had the money for it, if you were like-.
Speaker 2:Not like that.
Speaker 1:And you're like oh yeah, this is a celebrity thing. Jeff Bezos is taking all these joy rides for celebrities Going up to space. Get this fun photo op, make history.
Speaker 2:I don't know. It's like 11 minutes. It's a lot of foreplay for very little orgasm.
Speaker 1:It really, is it really? Is A lot of buildup, a lot of buildup, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then next thing, you know, the pants come down and you're like 11 minutes. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1:I don't 11 minutes.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure about 11 minutes. I felt like it was going to be like a whole show, right, and now it's just all over my face. So fast.
Speaker 1:Were they allowed to bring their phones with them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think they were filming. I don't know where that camera came from.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't either.
Speaker 2:Why is it that Katy Perry was performing?
Speaker 3:for the camera the whole time instead of looking out the goddamn window. She's saying what are you doing?
Speaker 1:No, no, this is so cringe. This is the cringiest space mission that has ever happened, in all of ever.
Speaker 2:Well, this might actually put the ass in astronauts. Rihanna also may want to go.
Speaker 1:Now that would put the ass in astronauts. Yes, Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. And then I would want a full space line of lingerie in her Savage Fenty line.
Speaker 2:Oh, that would be fun.
Speaker 1:I want a whole space, themed thing.
Speaker 3:I don't think she would go along. If this was fake, I don't think Rihanna would play ball with it. I've seen her go off on production people.
Speaker 1:Really yeah.
Speaker 3:And I think she would be like Jeff Bezos you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1:You're a fake, damn.
Speaker 2:I don't think. Yeah, you're right, Rihanna wouldn't fake it.
Speaker 1:She's a real one yeah.
Speaker 2:And I believe, with her halftime show from the Super Bowl a couple years back, she was quite high up in the air.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it was amazing. So she's not afraid of heights. Yeah, she's not afraid of heights. I am so afraid of heights. She went higher than they did, then she may have that. It's fake, it's all fake.
Speaker 2:They didn't really go and I don't know why they would fake it. Maybe it's just it's all about the money, maybe it's about the PR. The saddest part is they really thought this was going to get like a global applause. Why? And I haven't seen someone or a group of people demonized on social media in a long time, quite like this. And also and also, where you're kind of like you know it's kind of funny and they're fine bezos is trying to go after elon musk.
Speaker 3:He's like I'm gonna be the space guy yeah, space guy and he sees that people are shitting on elon because he's, like you know, associated with trump and all that. So he's like rushing to get all the women up in space, like look, I'm good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm one of the good ones. Look what I did with my bald head, my lex luther body yeah, fucking, billionaires are just fucked I still have $500 billion.
Speaker 3:I'm not giving it to anybody.
Speaker 1:They're just, goddamn, fighting in space over each other, trying to figure out who wants to be the space bully. Meanwhile, all of us are down here like help us, yeah, help us. Can I have dinner please?
Speaker 2:Shut up. I would love that. Space fights sounds freaking awesome.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah they need to just build their own space fighting suits and then just go up there by themselves and fucking do it, and just do whatever and fuck each other.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do whatever. Build a billionaire space fights.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got space fucks, you got space fights. That is something to watch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Because zero gravity fighting might be kind of fun.
Speaker 1:It'd be hilarious. Yeah, yeah, zero gravity fighting.
Speaker 2:And then looking at the flash ding dong in space would be kind of funny oh they're pants off.
Speaker 1:No one is saying that they're fucking.
Speaker 3:No the fucking pants off. What are they?
Speaker 1:in gray it's two shows they're in gray sweatpants in space. What the fuck? Why are we looking at flaccid things?
Speaker 3:Well, because A spacesuit that only goes to your hips.
Speaker 1:And your dick's just out. It might be hard to get, is it?
Speaker 2:difficult to get hard in space, okay. Zero gravity so it probably just boing, can you get an erection in space? Can you Google?
Speaker 3:that Of course you can. You can't get an erection. They're probably so much bigger.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know. You're not fighting against the gravity, it's just boing. Oh, that's gravity that makes my dick look small. Yeah, that's what it is Gravity pulls it down.
Speaker 2:Gravity pulls it down, making it nice and large looking. What is happening? I think so Can you get an erection in space Space ball, buzz Aldrin.
Speaker 3:And there's limited official data from agencies like NASA, but astronauts have reported the possibility of erections in space.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Even with the effects of microgravity on blood flow.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh. So they're saying in quarter chubs is what's happening?
Speaker 3:No, they're saying they've even described intense erections in space, sometimes nicknamed space Viagra Space Viagra. Zero gravity is space Viagra, so it makes it huge bigger like I said Wow, wow, kyle, have you been to space? Hey, I've been to space lately.
Speaker 1:It's looking a little bigger. Are you an astronaut?
Speaker 2:Yeah, whatever, I hear that you're a space baby, like that's going to be a slur in 25 years Right. Yeah, whatever, rory, you were fucked, you were conceived in space. You space baby Fucking space mutt Spaby. I mean, I guess that would make you an alien.
Speaker 1:Oh, it would.
Speaker 2:If you were born in space or conceived in space.
Speaker 1:Conceived in space makes you a foreign thing, not of this earth.
Speaker 3:There's an astronaut that said quote I had an erection so intense it was painful.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. But the problem is you can't really splurge your goopy stuff because it goes all over the thing it gets stuck in the instruments and there are all these women around. And they're like God damn it, stop coming astronaut.
Speaker 1:Harold, you could do it in your pants. You can keep the underwear on and just splooge inside. That's your only option. Also, how fast are you able to jerk it in space? You're like stroke, stroke Well that might actually work.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get the job done. The name of this guy's book is Riding Rockets, by the way, so I think the erection was painful in a different way if he's riding rockets.
Speaker 1:Katy Perry is so mad that he already took that.
Speaker 3:He said he was so hard he could have drilled through kryptonite.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:And an astronaut said that Wow, yep.
Speaker 2:He put the nut in astronaut. Good for him. Either way, we'll see what celebrities go to space. Did it happen? Did it not happen? I'm going to let the internet decide. It certainly was stupid. That's one thing we can all agree on. It seemed pretty silly, really silly, and we just have to stop thinking that everything that a celebrity does, or they need to stop thinking that everything they do matters, right?
Speaker 1:Well, they need to stop thinking that just because, like their fame and notoriety, for like the one art that they do, doesn't make them like capable and able to be able to contribute in these other fields.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 1:Of actual humaning Dude. Yeah, you've been a musician your whole life. Yeah, and she's a fine pop singer. She's a great pop singer. But she did study for all of this.
Speaker 2:No. And again she continues to say I've always loved the stars, astronomy and astrology and it's very offensive to anyone who's actually smart. For me I'm like no big shit, but for anyone smart they're like you're a moron.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's like did you guys know that we are all just stardust?
Speaker 2:She keeps on saying that we're all just like so insignificant when you get all the way up there. I think that she's trying to say it's really cool. Like it's really cool, we're stardust.
Speaker 1:She was trying to say that, like her, she like she had some version of meeting her mortality. Yeah, and she felt like the only person that's ever done that ever.
Speaker 2:I would rather be gold dust and have to pretend to have sex with Rowdy Roddy Piper. Pro wrestling.
Speaker 1:What Wow Okay, segue.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, let's move on. Speaking of, did we talk about piss? Well, let's talk about that. Oh, I wonder, if you poop more in space, does it shove it out?
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, oh, does it come out just like involuntarily.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, One more space question you can't clench.
Speaker 1:You can't clench, it slides in. It slides out.
Speaker 2:Does space travel make you constipated?
Speaker 3:They're talking about the toilets here. They're vacuumized toilets.
Speaker 2:Oh so you have to suck it. It's got to suck it out of your ass. I asked her not kiss, so why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? You don't want to know. I'm getting my ass eaten my. God sir, you're disgusting and when you get to earth you'll be arrested.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, I'll deal with that. That checks out.
Speaker 2:Yes, also, prison toilets really suck it out too, oh boy, speaking of fecal matter and pee-pee, an OnlyFans model was recently arrested. Why was she arrested? For spraying her urine on more than $1,500 worth of merchandise at a New Hampshire grocery store.
Speaker 1:Ew oh, come on Food.
Speaker 2:It's interesting. So she is. This is there's more stories for this woman. She goes on pea sprees.
Speaker 1:Pea sprees.
Speaker 2:Pea sprees and people pay for this. So in a series of criminal mischief complaints, kelly Tedford she's 24, and apparently there's 1.4 million girls on Instagram and the average age is like 22, but there's only like 10 million 22-year-olds, so like one in 10. Wow, so that's a lot, but good for them. Investigators allege that Tedford she goes by the handle Kinky Kelly- Kelly with an.
Speaker 3:I wait.
Speaker 1:Kinky Kelly. Where's her sexy stud? I don't know did you guys see that's from. That's from clerks too, where they bring in like a dude who brings in a donkey to fuck or something, and then they think that like he's, they think Kinky Kelly is like the donkey that's going to get fucked, and then the guy is like no, I'm Kinky Kelly. That's the sexy stud. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:Anyway, lucky stud.
Speaker 1:Kinky Kelly.
Speaker 2:So this is what she does in many ways. The Bible, although you know, the Bible's probably like I'm covered in everything else.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Blood and piss. It's fine. God made that urine. She is charged with defecating on the floor and placing the waste in quote the toilet tank. Oh, no which is known as a frat boy's upper decker. Yes, so what? She shits and pisses. This is what she does. She is now indicted and she's been charged with a felony. Yeah, now indicted and she's been charged with a felony, and it seems as if a lot of the food at the co-op was forced to be thrown away.
Speaker 3:Putting the gross in grocery.
Speaker 1:Wait, it was a co-op. It was a co-op. She was messing with the communists.
Speaker 2:Indeed.
Speaker 1:That's messed up.
Speaker 2:Farm to toilet, farm to toilet, literally. Bring it to my table please. Yum, yum.
Speaker 3:Some guys would pay more for that.
Speaker 1:I mean hey, I mean she's clearly making a whole living out of it.
Speaker 2:That might be one way I'll eat some fruit.
Speaker 1:She has done it. She has been so supported about this that she is going outside into the public and getting these things done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's very, very true, and that makes her an exhibitionist, dare I say, even more so than the aforementioned katie perry who wants these piss plums? I'll take a piss plum can I play with extra piss? Uh, these pickles are extra, extra pickled ah yeah, they're piss pickles. Yes, so it's only 15 bucks a month for only fan page. But now that's been gone. They got it. Got rid of it. Kinky keller. Kinky kelly describes her as a submissive pixie. Fetish slash kink friendly extremes too, so there you go.
Speaker 2:It appears as if it's been deleted. Tedford's Instagram page directs followers to an Amazon wish list that is filled with sex toys and lingerie, and Tedford's Instagram account also says quote get me something off this list and get free specialized content. Spoil me to get spoiled baby.
Speaker 1:Oh man, we need to take this lady off the streets.
Speaker 2:I don't know, maybe she's onto something here.
Speaker 1:Maybe she needs to buy everything she's going gonna pee and poop on Like buy it first. Take it home and then do whatever you gotta do in your weird little house.
Speaker 3:But that takes the danger out of it.
Speaker 1:No, it does not. It is disgusting what she is doing. It is dangerous health-wise.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Totally is still pretty risky.
Speaker 2:I will say her mugshot does give her a little bit more of your average look. Yeah, when she's all dolled up as Kinky Kelly, yes, you got something very erotic going on there, but the mugshot does reveal that it is indeed just more of your everyday gal, that's the New York Post story.
Speaker 1:That's the mugshot. Yes, indeed I mean I don't know, I am at a loss for words, mm-hmm, and I feel weird and I kind of have to use the bathroom.
Speaker 2:You know what she peed on the most? Ugh, you know what she did? What Organic quinoa.
Speaker 1:Why? To see it expand, she pissed on the. Yeah, just she wanted to see it expand with her pee.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the local store store. They had to recall organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta cornmeal. She also pissed on coconut shreds.
Speaker 1:Well, that's not even cool, man. Yeah, for what? How is she getting into these things? She's like, she's like unpackaging, she's opening them and then just like, and she's wearing like an open dress yeah where she just like sits on things and starts peeing on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then one dude is like ah, what do you do?
Speaker 1:okay, uh, ma'am sits on things and starts peeing on it. Yeah, and then when dude is like ah, what are you doing? Okay, ma'am, someone's peeing on aisle 11.
Speaker 2:On the coconut shreds. Oh, I really needed those today. Those aren't freeze dried anymore, they're freshly pissed Because you know every day. You want a little coconut shred Sometimes. And then she also pissed on all the raw walnuts Raw walnuts.
Speaker 1:Raw walnuts. Wow, so no walnuts, no coconut shrimp today.
Speaker 2:Yep, and she's been doing this since 2021.
Speaker 1:And she's just now getting in trouble for it. She's been so. There really has been times where it'd be like dude Kinky Kelly's. Here again she's pissing on the avocados.
Speaker 3:They see her car pull in, they're like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 2:Fuck she's here. You'll have to treat her for pissing on a juvenile if she fucks with the baby carrots, the police said. At this time it appears likely that similar historic they say historic incidents occurred in Keene and surrounding communities, where Tedford contaminated items and or surfaces with urine.
Speaker 1:So this is one of those states where, if you looked up how much porn or what they looked up most on porn, that state was like piss, we look at piss.
Speaker 2:Or maybe it's the groceries that they like to see, and with these prices, who can blame her?
Speaker 1:Right, like what is she?
Speaker 2:I don't know, it's so weird because the indictment here, who can blame her Right Like what is she? What does that even mean? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:It's so weird because the indictment here it's the state of New Hampshire against her. She's, you know, ruined the property of Monadnock Co-op, lost in excess of $1,500, when she contaminated various store and food items by spraying her urine on said items. So she may have bottled it. Did she bottle it or is she spraying it straight from the source?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Well, that's not something I would know. I mean she has to be like full, like spread eagle, like lifting one leg standing splits.
Speaker 3:Like she's trying to get Chugly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, going for a fire hydrant kind of a thing.
Speaker 2:Well, I know a thing about female pee. I know a thing about female pee. It can go either way, wow.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, either way, like up or down or side to side.
Speaker 1:Any direction you want. It can helicopter around.
Speaker 3:Oh my goodness, yes, I'd pay to see that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, either way, people are all mad at her, so we'll see.
Speaker 1:I like her. I like how her indictment looks, like a certificate it does, it does.
Speaker 2:Congratulations.
Speaker 1:They commit the crime of criminal mischief.
Speaker 3:And this one down here. It says this is a true bill. This is a true bill.
Speaker 1:Yep Grand jury foreperson signed it themselves.
Speaker 2:It's probably done for a bunch of people named Bill yeah who like to watch and jerk off to her activity.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2:All right, let's move on from pee-pee to poo-poo.
Speaker 1:Of course I knew you were going to say that. Thank you.
Speaker 2:You're welcome Because you know what they say.
Speaker 1:What do they say?
Speaker 2:Not every pee-pee time is a poo-poo time, but every poo-poo time is a pee-pee time, I guess. So that's what they say. A school nutrition administrator they have been arrested. Why? Why? Well, they went to get some beer in a Pennsylvania convenience store. They were at an employee at Royal Farms. It's located in Hanover. They called the police to report an unknown woman had come in the previous day. She grabbed a beer, lifted up her skirt and then just took a big dump right there in the beer cave.
Speaker 1:Whoa, what is happening? Yes, I mean, was it like an emergency situation?
Speaker 2:This might also be for sexual purposes. Oh God, the beer cave is a walk-in cooler open to the public to select cooled beverages. All the doors in the beer cave are cooled areas and clear glass providing visual of the inside from the common area of the store. A police review of the store, security footage showed the suspect pushing a case of alcoholic beverages back on the shelf, pulling her pants down and then defecating on the shelves on the shelf on the shelves.
Speaker 1:How'd she even fit in between the shelves?
Speaker 3:They're usually like metal racks, so it probably split through and everything. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, what? No, yeah, like the T-1000 going through the cell wall, oh my Lord. So then she left. So she took a big steamy and then she left. I will say it's nice that it was cold in there, because it would congeal the shit a little faster.
Speaker 3:It won't be so runny. Yeah, I was also going to try to find some common ground, like if you ever are hot outside, then you go inside where's ac and you get to take a little nice little poop.
Speaker 1:That sometimes feels nice it can, yeah, so the cameras I have never taken note of when I was really hot outside and then I entered an air-conditioned room and was like oh, I'm ready to finish shit now, Air-conditioned bathroom.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, and you're like I'm going to throw down in here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm saying, I've never thought that.
Speaker 3:That has never happened to me before. You haven't lived, you're young.
Speaker 2:Okay, Sure Okay. Cameras recorded the woman arriving at Royal Farms in an SUV. The vehicle was registered to a gal named Christy Goss and she is 47 years old. A driver's license photo of Goss matched the subject depicted in the surveillance footage. Goss was arrested on several crimes, including open lewdness, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. They also say she created quote hazardous and physical offensive conditions. Wow.
Speaker 1:Yes, wow so there you go.
Speaker 2:She's not going to be allowed back in that beer cooler anytime soon.
Speaker 3:She took a hot goss.
Speaker 2:She took a hot goss. Well, I am a little envious though, because, as I mentioned, she was a school nutrition administrator. She's flushed, she could just let it go. She's eating well. Yeah, and for a 47-year-old, they say at that age you start to get all bound up, wow.
Speaker 1:I just feel like, I just think about how, like you know those random times where you have to poop in not a toilet, Like if you're camping or something. Yeah, like if you're camping or something, and then you realize that pooping is like so much more gross and smellier than you even thought it was, because the water contains it a little bit.
Speaker 2:I went camping and they're like you can't shit in the river. And I was like why can't I shit in the river? But they were all real serious about it. So then I had to shit in this like former ammo thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like a military ammo thing that they put the toilet seat on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like a military ammo thing that they put the toilet seat on, yeah, and then it just drops and then it's just like there, it's just looking at you and you're like, oh God, how do you do that performance for sexual purposes and not be throwing up the entire time?
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know, We'll have to ask what was it? De Niro or Pacino? Somebody likes to. I don't judge, I really don't care but someone likes to do the shit on the glass table and then watch the shit and stuff. I mean I like buttholes but the yeah no.
Speaker 3:I don't. I don't understand that Buttholes are cool, but everything past it.
Speaker 2:I'm not a fan of Buttholes are cool, but everything past it, then again people probably judge me too, you guys?
Speaker 1:are so weird, you know.
Speaker 3:You know, you know.
Speaker 2:Like Zillow yes exactly.
Speaker 3:Buttholes are like Zillow.
Speaker 1:Right, right, yeah, interesting, how fun All right.
Speaker 2:Well, let's move on from the fecal conversation, please, scott, and let's discuss piggies.
Speaker 1:Yay, I think.
Speaker 2:A Hawaiian teenager is facing up to 10 years in prison. We're going to discuss if that's really warranted or not. Okay, he's facing up to 10 years in prison after he and a buddy stole a woman's pet pig and they did kill it. Oh, the reason that they killed it was because they were trying to get a $1,000 hunting contest prize and they cheated, right. So the guy's name is Jadenden jernarski magana, and then this guy, chris ryan. They snatched quote eddie, that's the name of the pig which checks out from a gale named sarah hines in maui, and then they filmed their dogs, and this is bad. They filmed their dogs viciously attacking the pig. That's's messed up. It is messed up.
Speaker 1:Right, that sucks man.
Speaker 2:They proceeded to kill and gut Eddie and entered him at the last minute to the local quote, biggest pig hunting contest, Wow. But the hunters there became suspicious after noting that the pig had been neutered and was much heavier than the typical wild pigs. Entered into the contest Gotcha. So it was obviously a domesticated pig because they cut its nuts off.
Speaker 1:Who the hell brought this pig? Who brought this indoor pig?
Speaker 2:Yes, that's my wife, whoa you ever hear the pig calls? Yeah, I love when they do the pig calls.
Speaker 1:Those are two very different sounds. I love when they do the pig calls. Those are two very different times.
Speaker 2:I can do it, so they did end up walking away with a $1,000 prize.
Speaker 1:Wow, they did, they won.
Speaker 2:Yes, until there was a massive pig investigation. Yeah, so pigs investigating pigs, if you know what I mean. That's a joke. Thank you to the good police officers out there keeping us safe.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, yes yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just leave me alone, because my car, my truck, is currently not up to date.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got to register that yeah.
Speaker 2:I have to do another registration, even though I bought the fucking thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It doesn't matter. So they changed their plea from not guilty to no contest. They are scheduled to be sentenced on felony counts of first-degree animal cruelty and livestock theft. Each carry five years in prison. So if they do run consecutively, then they're looking at 10 years each. Wow.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, I mean this criminal, mischief shit, you gotta cut it out.
Speaker 2:You gotta cut it out, and I think it really is. Obviously, we eat millions and millions and millions of pigs every year in this country, but this pig was special because they cut its nuts off, as I said. Yeah, and this is what the farmer says, or the woman that owned the pig. They say they organized a rally outside of the Wailuku Courthouse to raise awareness about animal cruelty. Haynes says Eddie was super friendly. Little kids could hug him, you know.
Speaker 1:That was Eddie. That's Eddie God damn it he's cute. Yeah, that's cute. It sucks, it's a cute pig. It's a cute pig. There's no denying that. Yeah, eddie was super friendly Little kids could hug him.
Speaker 2:it sucks. It's a cute pig. It's a cute pig, there's no denying that. Yeah, and he was super friendly. Little kids could hug him. You know He'd sit, you could get him to bark like a dog. Aw, I mean, he was just the most adorable, sweet gentle soul.
Speaker 1:He wasn't just a pig man, he was my friend, he was her friend.
Speaker 2:That's right, that's right, that's right. She adopted the pig several years ago and brought her to what she calls her kitty charm farm, which is adorable, that's adorable oh man, this is pissing me off. And she says and you know, his life started with cruelty and I was determined to make that go away for life and unfortunately it ended the same way as it started. That is so sad. Yep, she says it ended the same way as it started, you know, with hunting dogs.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, with hunting dogs.
Speaker 2:These dogs must be vicious, because my dog ain't fucking with the pig.
Speaker 1:Right, like what is like. My dogs wouldn't do anything to a pig. They were just like I don't know want to play catch with it.
Speaker 2:Most American? Well, obviously, hawaii isn't America, but most inland American dogs. I think they're losing to a pig. Yeah for sure, for sure, right I?
Speaker 1:mean, I would imagine they just want to play.
Speaker 2:Also, isn't Hawaii like the birthplace of spam? Possibly that's all pig shoulder.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but I think that is part of Hawaii's culture. Is spam.
Speaker 3:Hmm, it has a prominent place in Hawaiian cuisine.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Spam musubi.
Speaker 2:So maybe these kids, you know they're just getting confused at not all pigs are food, some pigs are friends.
Speaker 1:Is that? Is that spam? Is that pig just wrapped up in like a sushi thing?
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, rice and spam, yeah it's spam wrapped in seaweed with rice. They're trying to advertise it on TV.
Speaker 1:That's horrifying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, spam is really trying right now.
Speaker 1:Why Do we have like a surplus of pig shoulders or something?
Speaker 2:It's because we're about it. We might be already in the recession or it's coming, so we're trying to get ready for like poor food.
Speaker 1:Right right.
Speaker 2:And trying to make it like no, it's good, We've always loved spam sushi.
Speaker 1:Who needs tuna Right? Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like we're-.
Speaker 1:Kind of brainwashed.
Speaker 2:We'll be eating like the little rascals fairly soon. Yeah, it's canned beans. What's better than that? We love that. So she says I don't want to ruin anybody's life and I don't think there's any possibility of them getting 10 years. But what I would like to see? I would like to see a punishment. This wasn't an innocent mistake. This wasn't confusion about the law. This was a planned attack on my pets. So to the credit of the piggy owner, who seems like this adorable woman here, she says I don't want them to do 10 years in prison, but I just want some punishment to happen to the kids, because I don't think 10 years is a lot for like 10 years is pretty aggressive.
Speaker 2:Because you go to prison, then you're going to eat like pepperoni every day and you're like I'm eating what I, just what I'm here for. Yeah, yeah, but it was the fact that the human being had a connection with said pig and that's really the problem there.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what I mean a lot of problems. There was the cheating. There was the kidnapping of someone's pet Farm animal person. There was the criminal mischief of making their dogs sticking their dogs on this poor fucking pig.
Speaker 2:That's the worst part.
Speaker 1:Enjoying that, recording it.
Speaker 2:That's very bizarre.
Speaker 1:And then entering it into a contest and being like, yeah, we caught this wild pig in someone's backyard.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, I mean I kind of blame the contest.
Speaker 1:That's so true.
Speaker 2:It is a weird contest.
Speaker 1:What is up with that contest you know, bring me the fattest pig. And they were a bunch of dudes running around in fields being like pig hunt. Hey, you can't hunt here. This is my hunting spot.
Speaker 2:Right, I saw that pig and I guess the guys don't even really hunt. They use their dogs to hunt, which that ain't fair.
Speaker 1:That's not hunting.
Speaker 2:If you're going to hunt bow and arrow, that's really badass and that's tough to do.
Speaker 1:It's tough to do.
Speaker 2:These AR-15s. Whatever you can't do that.
Speaker 1:No Ruins the meat. What are you doing all that for? Yeah, it's too easy.
Speaker 2:It's way too easy. Anyway, positive story and this is butt of the week oh, butt of the week and the butt of the week is chicken nuggets. Okay, okay, taco bell.
Speaker 1:They debuted, debuted, they debuted they debuted, they debuted they very demurely debuted yes, our butt of the week.
Speaker 2:So Taco Bell crispy chicken nuggets. They first debuted in December, but it was just a limited time offer.
Speaker 1:I never tried them. I never tried them.
Speaker 2:I didn't hear about this. That's why I'm so excited. I didn't hear about this. I know I have their emails.
Speaker 1:I'm subscribed. Why haven't I heard of this?
Speaker 2:I know, I know I'm very excited about this. It was an instant hit, but they took them off the menu. They were like oh yeah, you all like these. Too bad, they're ours now. And then they're all eating the chicken nuggets. Yeah, I've been watching a lot of competitive eaters on YouTube and, holy hell, it's getting me hungry.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's one guy named Eric the Viking or something, and he eats so much food and he's all skinny. These guys, I don't get how they're so skinny.
Speaker 3:They binge and purge.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, he says he digests it, it's metabolism people.
Speaker 1:Some people have fast metabolism and they work out a bunch before and after and then they don't eat.
Speaker 2:I don't think they eat a lot during the week.
Speaker 1:I feel like they have to practice eating, though they, I feel like they have to practice eating, though they do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I watched it. Joey Chestnut was talking about practice eating. He says he's an athlete and I agree with him. So the fast food chain they understood the beloved offering will return April 24th as the first step. This is just the first step in making them a permanent menu item by 2026. Interesting. So, this is going to be a big deal and, as you can see in the picture here, these nuggies do look good.
Speaker 1:They look very crispy but at the same time it's not a Taco Bell-like known. It's not an item that you expect to see in Taco Bell. Are they stealing from McDonald's?
Speaker 2:These have a different look than the McDonald's sort of pink goo nuggets. Yeah, these look real. They do look real.
Speaker 1:Good breading on it. Yeah, they look better breaded.
Speaker 2:Some have deemed these Michelin Star worthy. Oh, michelin Star, which, of course, is Michelin Star worthy. Yes, that's what the Michelin Star program is, is it?
Speaker 3:really, it started by the tire company.
Speaker 2:What, yeah, to get people driving? Yeah, it's true, is it true? Yeah, wow, yeah, the Michelin Star. It's the Michelin tire company that created it. People in the chat have been saying so they're made from all white chicken meat, not to disparage the black chicken, whoa, they are marinated in a zesty jalapeno buttermilk and breaded in a crunchy blend of tortilla chips and breadcrumbs. Okay, so their tortilla chip really brings that Taco Bell flavor.
Speaker 1:Oh, interesting.
Speaker 2:Isn't that fun.
Speaker 1:I am intrigued, yes, I'm intrigued. Isn't that fun. I am intrigued, yes, I'm intrigued Customers.
Speaker 2:you can get a five-piece offering with dipping sauce or a 10-piece offering, and then you get two dippers. So if you get the 10, you get two dippies.
Speaker 1:I love two dippers. And you know what? I'm not going to lie Even if I have the five-piece, I'm going to pay extra for the second dipper, always.
Speaker 2:Always.
Speaker 1:You know the second one, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the second one costs extra. I want honey mustard, I want sweet and sour sauce, I want ranch. That went a little bit less, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a combo is also including fries with nacho cheese sauce and also a large drink.
Speaker 1:Oh, of course they're going to have things like nacho cheese dippers, because they're fucking, they're Taco Bell.
Speaker 2:They're Taco Bell.
Speaker 1:Something's going to be a little on the mild side of things.
Speaker 2:What kind of sauces can you get? You can get a Hidden Valley Fire Ranch.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 2:And that's Taco Bell's first ever ranch partnership.
Speaker 1:Wow yeah, so Taco Bell and ranch, I wasn't far off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're finally kissing each other. You can also get a thing called Bell Sauce. What is that you say? What's bell sauce? That's a creamy tangy and tomato forward type sauce Tomato forward.
Speaker 3:Tomato forward.
Speaker 1:I like when my tomatoes are forwards and not backwards.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like them covered in piss Progressive.
Speaker 1:Don't do that I want. And then there's what this jalapeno honey mustard.
Speaker 2:Then there's jalapeno honey mustard. That looks pretty fire. Yep, so this is a huge deal. Taco bell chief marketing officer, taylor montgomery yeah, he said in a statement, the demand for our nuggets was off the charts. Off the charts, which is why we're looking at making crispy chicken permanent to give our fans what they're telling us they want. We know we're not usually in the crispy chicken game, but our nuggets speak for themselves. They're bold, different and unmistakably Taco Bell.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I'm sold. Listen, arriving at this story, I was a little bit hesitant. I wasn't sure what to make of it. Because I love my McDonald's nuggies Sure, yeah, they've really put their own spin of it. Because I love my McDonald's Nuggies Sure, they've really put their own spin on it.
Speaker 2:And I want to try them Unmistakably, taco Bell.
Speaker 1:Unmistakably.
Speaker 2:Taco Bell. Alright, everyone. Do we have any comments?
Speaker 3:Everyone's talking about Nuggies with dippies and the nacho fries.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, get on with it.
Speaker 1:The nacho fries are pretty solid too.
Speaker 3:Jeff is asking if the parent company also owns Arby's. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Well, they're all together now.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So it's possible.
Speaker 3:It's Pizza Hut and Kentucky Fried Chicken. The Taco Huts yeah, they have all the same.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a lot of combo stores out there now, yeah, a lot of people Well also Pizza Hut and Taco Bell joined forces in Union Square in New York.
Speaker 1:They did they did yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:So maybe that's part of the tomato forward with a little bit more of that kind of tomato-y sauce.
Speaker 1:I do love tomatoes.
Speaker 3:People wondering why this OnlyFans lady didn't just create like a fake store and pretend she was in public and pissed all over the stuff that she already bought.
Speaker 1:She definitely could do that. There'd be plenty of things available for that here in LA for her. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Vanessa's agreeing with Jerry saying if she's got a finger down there she can full force pee in different directions. Oh great.
Speaker 1:If she has a finger down there.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, you can move it around the logistics.
Speaker 1:Again, I think you can also just like doggy fire hydrant Also. You know, when girls like really like, when they really like push out the pee and it comes out like a fire hose.
Speaker 3:Yeah right and they say that oh that was all squirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, I'm a fire crotch, baby, no I just really had to go and I'm in a rush so I want all of it out.
Speaker 3:I want it all out now.
Speaker 2:Yes, Vanessa's just saying 2025 is drunk. Yes, indeed. All right, everyone. Thank you for listening. We will be back tomorrow. Hail yourself. We'll talk to you soon. Bye, bye, bye.