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Episode 53: Worm Your Way Out of This One-- Parasites, Pedos, and Kanye
Prepare yourself for a journey through some of the most shocking news stories making headlines right now as we navigate taboo subjects with our signature dark humor and unfiltered commentary.
When Kanye West drops a new song accompanied by a tweet describing incestuous acts with his cousin during childhood, we're forced to examine whether this represents another mental health episode, a publicity stunt, or something more disturbing. The fully-produced track raises serious questions about the people surrounding celebrities during potential crises and the responsibility of platforms that continue amplifying potentially harmful content - especially as West battles for custody of his own children.
Science provides no relief as we dissect a ridiculous claim about researchers discovering a new color outside human visual range. We expose how five lucky participants apparently witnessed a "super-saturated bluish-green" color called "Olo" through elaborate laser setups. This segment perfectly captures how modern media transforms minor findings into sensationalized discoveries while more pressing issues receive less attention.
Things take an even darker turn when we discuss the New Pornographers drummer's arrest on child pornography charges after being seen entering restaurant bathrooms with minors. This leads us to contemplate the eternal question of separating art from artists who commit heinous acts - and whether some crimes are simply unforgivable.
The medical horror story of a man discovering a 30-centimeter kidney worm thrashing in his catheter bag will have you swearing to thoroughly cook your fish and wash your hands religiously. We conclude with a brutal true crime case involving a love triangle, a hammer attack, and torture that reminds us just how bizarre reality can be.
Share your thoughts with us at okbudpod@gmail.com or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/diebud. Everything's going to be OK, Bud...even after hearing these stories.
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Speaker 4:God knows we are yes, why not? God knows we all are.
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Speaker 4:I don't need that.
Speaker 1:We don't need that. We're going to talk briefly here or in a moment. Briefly, because we don't like to spend too much time on the man formerly known as Kanye West.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so true.
Speaker 1:But he has done it. He has cracked the code to get on the show.
Speaker 4:Oh snap, were we holding out for as long as we could.
Speaker 1:I desperately try not to speak about celebrity and all the trash that goes with said celebrity because it's all bullshit. But Kanye does have a recent song out and it has a revelation. And I think we just need to discuss it and unpack it and figure out what's going on in the mind of America's favorite black white supremacist. But before we get to that, a couple of updates. Last week we talked about the man who stole a pet pig, murdered it in order to win the biggest pig competition.
Speaker 4:Cheating, murder, bestiality. He didn't have sex with it. How do you know?
Speaker 1:We don't know. We don't know. He always wanted a prized pig.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:If I ever get married, I'm going to say Wanda, you're my prized pig. Yeah, turn the vows. Nice, well, he was sentenced to one day. One day in prison, or one day in jail. One day in jail. So okay, I mean, I guess, it's okay.
Speaker 4:I mean, I guess yeah, but now he's just going to be out on the town finding the next pig to kill.
Speaker 1:I think it's a one-off.
Speaker 4:That lady must be pissed. I don't know.
Speaker 1:The pig's mom? I guess the pig's mom is probably pissed. Maybe a week would have done it. Maybe a week, but one day again we eat so many pigs.
Speaker 4:I feel like he yeah, this one slipped through the cracks as a pet. Technically, we already do kind of kill them, so it's not that big of a deal Right.
Speaker 1:Maybe he had a rough night in jail. What if he had like the night in jail where it was? Like holy hell, what happened yeah? I feel like Kanye's cousin One day.
Speaker 2:it's just like a sleepover yeah one night Sleepover in prison.
Speaker 4:That's an experience. Yeah, it's not really an ordeal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because the sandwiches are like oh my God, it's a cheese sandwich, it's really like jail, oh my God, oh, my God. Yeah, well, it is what it is. Yeah, also, small update on humanoid robots. It's just really fun. Now we're training them to run marathons, and this article is funny because they're like don't worry humans.
Speaker 4:What? Why would we train them to have personal human goals?
Speaker 1:Because we're on a path of human destruction that's going to be caused by us, because now we have a God complex.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no seriously.
Speaker 1:It's really great.
Speaker 4:Why would you? What in the hell does this serve?
Speaker 1:Soon, robots are going to be running marathons and we're just going to be like the movie WALL-E morbidly obese, hanging out on our motor scooters, being like you run the marathon, you run the marathon, and then they take over, and then you know it doesn't make any sense at all. It doesn't. So don't worry though, because currently the robots aren't doing well with the marathon, but you know, as we saw with AI, it's just a matter of time. Yeah yeah, Robot meth is actually really on the rise. It's too bad.
Speaker 4:That's why they want to show other robots that you can rise up above. You can run marathons. You can do anything that we put your mind to.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, and it wasn't like the first time that a woman ran in the Boston Marathon where a bunch of Bostonians decided to like stone her, as if she was on the way to get crucified like Jesus.
Speaker 4:What the fuck? What is this Scarlet Letter over here?
Speaker 1:Yeah, she ran a marathon. Everyone's like no, marathons are for men and it's like marathons are gay.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Then there was one lady that jumped on the train, went like 10 stops, totally cheated, shit her pants and was like crowned, the winner of the women's that year.
Speaker 4:Wait, she shat her pants. Why was shitting her pants a part of that?
Speaker 2:A lot of people shit their pants during running the marathon. But she did it to make it look like she did run it. No, she like really did it.
Speaker 1:What so? She didn't even run it and yes.
Speaker 4:Well, she passed one of the qualifications.
Speaker 1:Wow, yeah, did I fake running this marathon? Look at this turd in my hand.
Speaker 4:You smell that it's mud butt.
Speaker 1:That's my shoes, that's my ass. Nope, well, it checks out. Her shoes have become toilets. Oh my God, she must have ran the marathon.
Speaker 4:Why do people shit their pants?
Speaker 2:There's no place else to go.
Speaker 1:I would never in my life so stupid.
Speaker 4:That's not a thing.
Speaker 1:It is a thing. I have seen people winning marathons with shit running down their legs and it's like competitive marathoners. I get that If you are not.
Speaker 4:Maybe clear out your system before you go on this fucking run.
Speaker 1:I don't know. You have to eat something, otherwise you're gonna die. You can't do it dehydrated, yeah, or without food in your tummy.
Speaker 4:Well, I'm not okay, but you have to eat like, maybe like two hours beforehand, or even like three yeah, I mean, I wouldn't chug a gallon of milk right, because I would like, when I go running I'll have like an egg or two the smell, the smell that follows after you go by.
Speaker 1:Is there a newspaper plant in town?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't run for so long that I have to shit my pants and then I think but I have to keep going. I've never, ever thought that.
Speaker 1:No, as soon as you feel the gurgle in your burbler, that's when the race is done. That's when I'm like oh, here's my number, I'm going to go be a spectator.
Speaker 2:Where's? All the drinking. Google AI is saying a study that found that 12% of long-distance runners have reported pooping.
Speaker 1:That's a lot, that's a lot. So one in ten persons that passes you as you're watching them is full of shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4:This is why I'm never going to watch those fucking shitbag rivers. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2:The reasons reduced blood flow, stress and anxiety, physical jostling and difficulty controlling sphincters.
Speaker 1:Oh, it would be tough to control a sphincter while running. However, if you're a competitive walker, good sphincter control.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Very good sphincter control and I have a sphinx and he is very uncontrollable.
Speaker 1:Your cat and I have a sphinx and he is very uncontrollable, your cat yeah. Okay, very nice, yeah, yeah. Well, speaking of uncontrollable, let's get into the most recent, perhaps mental breakdown from again everyone's favorite college dropout, Yay. Mm. Ah yeah, I don't know what to make of this. So Kanye has a new song and he's talking about sucking his cousin's cock. Okay, this is the. Should we read the tweet first or play the song?
Speaker 4:Let's read the tweet.
Speaker 1:Let's read the tweet. Okay, so the tweet is this song is called Cousins, about my cousin that's locked in jail for life for killing a pregnant lady. A few years after I told him we wouldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore, oh my God, Wow, way to make it about you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, Is that the reason why he killed a pregnant lady? He's like we can't suck each other's dicks anymore.
Speaker 1:In this case, he says we're not going to look at dirty magazines anymore. He says, perhaps in my self-centered mess, I felt it was my fault that I showed him those dirty magazines when he was six. And then we acted out what we saw my dad had Playboy magazines, but the magazines I found in the top of my mom's closet were different.
Speaker 4:Wow, he's really going in. He's like story time.
Speaker 1:My name is Ye and I sucked my cousin's dick until I was 14. Tweet sent.
Speaker 4:Wait so.
Speaker 1:Inspiration strike.
Speaker 4:He signs it. My name is Ye, and I hereby therefore henceforth mention that I.
Speaker 1:Here to with. It's like when Donald Trump does one of his declarations.
Speaker 4:Right Like why did? He. Well, then, that makes him feel like a little bit fake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, let's just listen to some of the song and we'll figure out if it's real or if this is just another brilliant way to get his name in the news, as, of course, Kanye West continues to inspire millions and millions of people Constantly finds the different creative edges. He really does. Oh my God, wow, wow. So it goes on. Do you think that that's?
Speaker 2:Pretty much the gist. Wow Gave my cousin head. Yeah, gave my cousin head.
Speaker 4:Not exactly like a subtle poetic kind of take on what happened. No, just him saying I gave my cousin head a lot, but okay, but this is. Would this not clearly seem like a mental episode?
Speaker 1:Okay, so we were talking about this before the show, but we shelved it for the program.
Speaker 4:Right yeah.
Speaker 1:It was a fully produced written song.
Speaker 4:Episodes can go on for a long period of time, yeah, or they can be like months.
Speaker 1:So you're talking about a season. So he had a season, not an episode.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's still considered an episode, but yeah sure.
Speaker 1:He had his season, but this seems like new because before he was like my wife's all naked Look at her pussy and now he's talking about sucking his cousin's cock. It seems like a whole new thing.
Speaker 4:I know that's precisely what makes him schizophrenic.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh, you think this is a schizophrenic thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think he's having like a or bipolar. Or bipolar.
Speaker 1:But okay. So, all of that aside, does it not make it real, is it not true, that he sucked his cousin's cock until he was 14? Because why, would somebody say, that.
Speaker 4:If it wasn't true, well, it's like you said, he loves being just ringmaster of the media circus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but there's so many ways to do it and he's knocked down. But he's running out of reasons.
Speaker 4:He's knocked down a lot of them.
Speaker 1:He did, but I would go to competitive eating first.
Speaker 4:You know, as I've been mentioning, he couldn't do that because his jaw was wired shut one time.
Speaker 2:Because he was competitively eating his cousin's ass. It'd be dangerous.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why was his jaw wired shut? For a car accident.
Speaker 2:They blamed it on the car accident because he was getting a little mouthy.
Speaker 1:Hey, Howie, I would love to suck your cock, but you know I got my mouth wired shut.
Speaker 4:I can't do it right now, and then he's meanwhile. He's like man, my poor cousin. He killed a woman just because I said that we couldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore.
Speaker 1:Not just a woman. He got a doubler. He killed a woman who was pregnant. I don't think that there's a correlation between looking at nudie magazines and then stabbing pregnant women.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't think so either.
Speaker 1:But maybe in the mind of Ye that was really the main problem. It seems as if he is sort of not taking full responsibility for sucking his cousin's cock until he was 14. Also, it appears his cousin was younger, yeah his cousin.
Speaker 2:He started at six years old with his cousin. He said and so Kanye was older, he was older, yeah, so it's incestuous, it's child molestation.
Speaker 1:Somewhere. Lena Dunham is wiping her big brow Just being like thank God, I'm not the worst sister on earth. Finding pebbles in her sister's pussy. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:That's what she said. She wrote that in her own book. When I write my book, I'm leaving some things out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Ye is also changing the name of his new album. It was previously Dub Dub 3, world War 3. He's going to change it to Cuck oh boy. Wait, he's changing the title to Cuck.
Speaker 4:I feel like you're just saying sarcastic sentences. This is reported by TM to the Z. Wow, that's insane. Yes, no, is anyone around to stop? Yay, anymore, it's like everyone kind of just gave up.
Speaker 1:Also, he's currently really fighting for custody of his kids, and I think some are around the age six. Maybe this isn't going to help?
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, it's definitely not going to help.
Speaker 1:I don't know Anyway, so we'll just go right to comments. Any comments in the chat? I mean, I don't even know where to go.
Speaker 2:Everyone's asking if this is real or if it's an AI song. No, it's real I totally get, but it's real.
Speaker 1:I mean it may have been written, I don't know. It sounds like very. What is that? Autotuned, right? Yeah?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it definitely sounds like him. I could see how it could be AI, just because it is very autotuned, and then also because of the tweet. The tweet yes, what if it's someone else writing shit? Hacked into it writing shit for him? Yeah, no we know that doesn't check out. It totally checks out that it was Kanye.
Speaker 1:Well, I think Kanye is probably the only unhackable person on the internet, because the hacker would make him seem better, yeah, so true, because he's just so nuts.
Speaker 4:He's so good at making himself look worse and worse and worse.
Speaker 1:But we're talking about him, but again it's like I don't know if maybe we're falling right into the trap, Maybe we've been trapped now and now we're discussing him. I don't think we're helping.
Speaker 4:We've constantly been trapped.
Speaker 2:It's just an odd recording session to me, because they have to keep going over their lines Like I gave my cousin head. All right, that wasn't right, I gave my cousin head.
Speaker 1:Can we go towards the end of the song, because I only was able to hear the first half and then I got way too aroused. Yeah, that's what happened. I had to stop it because I didn't want to blow my load this early in the week. Wow, oh boy.
Speaker 4:Your weekly load.
Speaker 1:It's been multiple weeks.
Speaker 4:Like a bud.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, should we make Yegabout of the week? No, no, I know.
Speaker 4:All right well there you go.
Speaker 1:What the hell.
Speaker 4:That got really dark. It didn't start off dark, it got even darker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it started off with I'm sucking my cousin's cock and now it's like maybe I should die.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Which I guess is the natural sort of turn. That's kind of the natural progression of that, I guess. Yeah, I suppose so, yeah, all right. Well, there you go, everyone you know. Just have a great week and that's the show. That everyone you know just have a great week and that's the show. That's great.
Speaker 4:It's not really going to go anywhere else from there.
Speaker 1:No, there's nothing else to say. You know, george Bush hates black people and Kanye obviously loves them enough to suck their dicks when they're six.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when they're related.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wow, there is a new color. What? Yeah, this is exciting news what do you?
Speaker 4:what?
Speaker 1:no, no, no no, no, yes, there is an impossible new color. It's very rare. This is a true story yeah, it's.
Speaker 4:If it's the color that we're looking at right fucking now, I'm gonna be so annoyed only five people can see this new color oh, oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Wow, are you one of them More?
Speaker 4:people turning stupid things into. How do I make this fully about me?
Speaker 1:Are you a dummy? Can you see it?
Speaker 4:This is two. You know what this is Before this even starts. This is definitely two people fighting over what color they thought this fucking sweater was, or something.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I hate that shit.
Speaker 4:And then they're like oh well, you know, it's only because I can see it, but you can't, because everyone knows that men are kind of colorblind. But then we have access to this one portal in our iris where we can see the color that you can't dumb bitch. That's totally what happened.
Speaker 1:I don't even have to read, the article Turns into a male manifesto. Yeah, researchers, and you can take them seriously. They're researchers. Oh, okay, they have discovered a new color outside the range of the human color vision. Ooh, so did they, or did they not?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You have to have laser retinas to see it. Laser you have to have laser in your retinas to see it. Laser you have to have laser in your retinas to see it.
Speaker 4:You mean, you have to have your eyes like laser?
Speaker 1:I don't freaking know.
Speaker 4:So anyone that's had laser, what is it called LASIK surgery?
Speaker 1:LASIK, I guess. So they can see it this color only happens when you peel off certain layers off of your eyeball Right off the top Right.
Speaker 4:I did some research because I was like maybe I should get LASIK. Color only happens when you peel off certain layers off of your eyeball right off the top.
Speaker 1:Right. I did some research because I was like maybe I should get LASIK, but then I don't take my contacts out anyway, so I kind of got it. Yeah yeah, it's horrible. You have to go in like every five years and get it redone. And then I just watched Final Destination way too many times. I'm just not trusting they're like laser in your eyes like laser in your eyes. It's fun. It's called LASIK. I'm like what if I don't?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I would. I'm totally fine with it. Plus, I like kind of going back and forth between glasses and contacts.
Speaker 1:And then sometimes, when you lose your contacts, you're all blind and you're like ooh art the world, yeah, yeah kind of cool. So there are only so many colors that the typical human eye 10 million. Apparently there's just below 10 million colors. Oh boy, Jokes on them? I don't see color. Wow, wow, cayetola, he went woke.
Speaker 2:Taking up space. I do not see color.
Speaker 4:Wow, take up space Wokatola.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Justice Militant on the other side.
Speaker 1:But now, for the first time, scientists say they've broken out of that familiar spectrum that none of us knew about. I know they introduced a new world of color. This was a paper that was published in the Science Advances Journal A precise laser setup to stimulate the retinas of five participants, making them the first humans to see a color beyond our visual range. Oh my God. And it's an impossibly saturated bluish green. Yeah, so isn't it just fucking bluish green? Yeah, it's like a bluish green.
Speaker 2:I'm wondering what this is going to. They're trying to sell a product, I believe, because that's the rule of marketing is to make you feel like you're missing out on something, so you need that thing. And now everyone's like wait, I can't see a thing. Oh, it's kryptonite.
Speaker 1:I want to see that thing. I want to see the thing.
Speaker 4:It's kryptonite colored, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:It's kryptonite colored.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's fully kryptonite.
Speaker 2:Well, kryptonite's like green.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like a bluish, green.
Speaker 1:It is like a bluish green. I want to see that new Superman because I want to see that dog.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, dog flies, krypton, it's got a cape on it and everything Crip Dog.
Speaker 4:Crip Dog.
Speaker 1:Oh, crip, dog Cute Snoop.
Speaker 4:Dogg is Superman with Crip Dogg.
Speaker 1:Move over Snoop Dogg. You have to make a Superman. Yeah, That'd be cool.
Speaker 4:That'd be amazing, that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 1:He also has to make a country album. I saw him perform Roll Me Up and Smoke Me when I Die with Willie Nelson. Oh, that's awesome. It was amazing Willie is alive to know that Kanye sucked his cousin's cock.
Speaker 4:Oh, protect Willie Nelson from this information at all costs. It's going to kill him, it's going to kill him.
Speaker 2:Our dog's name is Crypto, crypto, yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1:I wonder how much his shits weigh. Could you pick him up?
Speaker 2:Do you think you could pick up one of his poops?
Speaker 4:Like it's Thor's hammer.
Speaker 2:You can't see this color, can you take your dog's shit off my lawn. I'm trying, I can't. I literally can't. Super dog.
Speaker 1:The dog is super dog.
Speaker 4:I'm not the chosen one Do you want to try?
Speaker 2:Well, that sucks worse than the shit on my lawn.
Speaker 1:Right Loser. You probably couldn't stomp it though either. It's just hard. I mean, I guess who cares? Our retinas contain three types of cone cells. You know this, jerry.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Cones and rods.
Speaker 4:Wait what.
Speaker 1:They're cone cells right. Uh-huh and they're photoreceptors that detect the wavelengths of life. What kind?
Speaker 4:The wavelengths of life, of light, of light Of light.
Speaker 1:Got it, sorry? So we got S cones. The S cones, they pick up relatively short wavelengths, right? Uh-huh, we see those as blue. Oh, okay, that's your short-ass wavelength, right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, and the M cones.
Speaker 1:I'm not a teacher. Then the M cones they react to medium wavelengths. Those are green, so those are green, so the medium ones are green, right, Right. And then the L cones they're triggered by long wavelength that shit's red. So the short is blue, the medium is green and the long is red. These red, green and blue signals travel to the brain, where they're combined into a full color vision that we experience.
Speaker 4:Yeah, except for the bluish green.
Speaker 1:Except for this one right, we've never been able to see it. These three types, they overlap. The light that activates the M-cones will also activate either S and L-cones, right? So this is according to Ren his last name is NG.
Speaker 1:Oh, ng, ng, is that Ng? Thank you, because I really didn't want to mess that up. He says there's no light in the world that can activate only the M-cone cells, because if they are being activated, for sure one or both other types get activated as well. Right, so isn't that interesting. But then his research team. They wanted to try to find if they could just do that. So they wanted to develop a new technical color You'll like this, jerry and they wanted to call it Oz.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 1:Oz.
Speaker 4:Why the?
Speaker 1:name comes from Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4:No, yeah, I could have guessed that, and you know what?
Speaker 1:I said that you'd like it because of the movie Wicked.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I did like the movie Wicked.
Speaker 1:Well, if you like the movie Wicked, then you're familiar with the Emerald City.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 1:Where things look the most dazzling, and that color green is what Ng wanted to explore. So that's why they created this bunch of bullshit. They did a bunch of bullshit, yada, yada, yada, and then they created he's sitting there eating mushrooms, watching Wicked, and he's like man, you know.
Speaker 4:Has anyone really ever explored the color emerald?
Speaker 1:Right. Because they did that's it. He did it yeah.
Speaker 4:That was it. That's as far as his brain went.
Speaker 1:He was one of the participants, so he went into a dark. Of course he was. Yeah, he went into a darkened lab and sat at a table. They say quote there were lasers, mirrors, deformable mirrors, modulators and light detectors. Ooh. And then he saw this stupid fucking color that's not.
Speaker 2:He just goes into a room by himself and he's like guess what? You'll never believe it. I can see shit. You guys can't.
Speaker 4:The trick is you guys sit in this room in the dark for like five minutes and then you turn on the lights really, really quick.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And whatever color comes up in your brain when you like, blink a whole bunch and then you see those colors in front of your face.
Speaker 1:Well, they showed him something like a real tiny thumbnail. And they say, in that square he glimpsed the Emerald City, a color the researchers have named Olo Olo.
Speaker 4:Well, is it Oz or is it Olo?
Speaker 1:I don't fucking know. It's based off Oz, but they call it Olo.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's a derivative of Oz.
Speaker 1:Olo only lived once.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry so stupid.
Speaker 1:And what exactly did Olo look like? Ng says it was blue-green with unprecedented saturation.
Speaker 4:Oh, unprecedented, Unprecedented saturation. You know what? No one will ever have the best like better vision than Pocahontas? That's it, this bitch painted with all the colors of the wind. Did he ever do that?
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so. Don't do shit. He just sat there, looked at a square and it was like unprecedented.
Speaker 2:Yeah, unprecedented saturation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this does not. We all have cancer and stuff, right?
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know, but they're just solving this.
Speaker 1:Yeah right, he says this is according to Manuel Spitzchan. His name is Spitzchan. It's a fascinating study, truly groundbreaking advance in the ability to understand the photoreceptor mechanisms underlying color vision. The technical demands necessary to achieve this, they're enormous, isn't that? Are they Are?
Speaker 4:they enormous.
Speaker 1:It must suck to be these guys. They work so hard and then it's like yada, yada, yada. Did you know? The Earth is flat Like when they go to Thanksgiving. It's like okay, doctor, tell us more about that new color.
Speaker 2:You're outside the door with liver failure. You're like he comes out. He's like we've done it. You're like what you got, the cure and he's like no, I saw a crazy shade of blue New color.
Speaker 1:Remember, like Wizard of Oz, I saw a new color.
Speaker 2:He's a shade of blue, you should have been there.
Speaker 1:And his little nephew's like why am I alive? What am I doing here? They say it's a technical breakthrough.
Speaker 4:According to Martin. Technically it's a breakthrough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, According to Martin Camermans, I'm just Camermans. It's a technical breakthrough and I would have loved to have been in that lab. These guys suck.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they suck. What a bunch of boring assholes. Yeah, I was going to say this story sucks. This story sucks.
Speaker 2:They're looking for a contractor like Sherman Williams or some paint company.
Speaker 4:I can't believe they tricked us into reading this article completely.
Speaker 1:I read it actually like four or five times Different articles. Yeah, and at no point was it interesting.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, it didn't seem. I went student high school on you guys. I'm just going to tune now for a second.
Speaker 1:Right, right yeah.
Speaker 4:It's like yada, yada, yada new color of green out of New Color of Green.
Speaker 1:Well, let's move on then. Cool, do you know the band the New Pornographers?
Speaker 4:No, are they.
Speaker 1:I do now.
Speaker 4:They're a band.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or are they just new pornographers? Can you Google New Pornographers music?
Speaker 2:Do you want that on your Google search?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I mean, it's not the band, it's just the drummer. It's just the drummer.
Speaker 4:Yeah, band. Just put band before and after the words Band, band, band. It's the musical band who's titled. The name after them is New Pornographers.
Speaker 1:What's their famous song?
Speaker 2:I don't know if they have a famous song. I think they're famous from what you were about to tell everybody.
Speaker 1:Well, their drummer. His name is Joe Siders. He was arrested for child pornography.
Speaker 4:What, oh my God, isn Plain Siders? He was arrested for child pornography. What, oh my God, isn't that a little too on the nose? Yeah, isn't that stupid? Is that him hiding in plain sight or something he's like? No, they're never going to guess, man, because we're going to call ourselves the new pornographers.
Speaker 1:I feel like this band has been around for a long time. There's probably some music people thinking oh my God, we're so out, know who the new pornographers are challengers is their top song okay, let's see what. Oh, it sounds like a pedophile song definitely a pedophile song. It's all quiet and shit. Yeah, yeah, come sit next to me. Where's all the moaning? Okay, okay, we get it. You know how to play guitar. Yeah, are there any words? I don't know.
Speaker 4:Well, let's see, oh boy, oh, it's a woman. There's a woman in this.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's Jelaine Maxwell.
Speaker 1:I kind of like it actually. All right, let's move on.
Speaker 4:I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1:I kind of liked her voice, though it was kind of a peaceful voice. Nah, fuck that. Yeah. Okay, well, joe Siders, he's their drummer. He's been arrested on child pornography charges. Yeah, which is one of the oldest pornographies in the game, unfortunately.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the people in the pornography are new. The pornography was not new.
Speaker 4:Exactly, and I think that's probably the title he was working in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to have a bunch of new people in this scene. Like what, yeah, kids, they're two years old. I mean you could say that they're like new to this life Life.
Speaker 1:I did read an article and it was interesting. It was in one of my law and journals that I like to look at my dot coms, my law and journals, and I think it was Law and Crime and they were talking about new AI, child pornography and there's going to be so much litigation about this. It's really fucking nasty, but I say just throw them all away.
Speaker 4:Why would there be litigation about it?
Speaker 1:Because they're like no kids are getting hurt.
Speaker 2:It's AI technically.
Speaker 4:But I just don't, I just can't, I'm sorry, I hate that so much.
Speaker 1:My liberalism ends. And they're not sexually minor attracted persons and it's like, no, I'm sorry, they're chomos and that's just never going to change.
Speaker 4:There's definitely going to be someone out there who's going to be like well then, how else are we supposed to try to rehabilitate pedophiles back into the world? And I hate that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, take Wellbutrin and Lexapro and kill your sex drive, like I did. Very, very easy not to be horny, oh God. I took care of many kids who were molested by their parents and it ain't right, it's nasty and everyone wants them. Okay, so the rocker he was 44. He wasn't just busted with child pornography charges. On April 9th he went to a restaurant Everyone goes to a restaurant but he was seen entering and exiting the restroom with juvenile mail. What yeah? He was seen entering and exiting the restroom with juvenile male. What yeah? He was kind of into the poo-poo and the pee-pee of the baby, oh my God. So Cedars was taken into custody. He's got a great pedophile mugshot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll say so. It's like he's got the it's a comb-over.
Speaker 1:Yes, he's got a bit of a comb-over. He's 44 years old, wrinkle free. It was very nice, wow. And he's going to get his ass peed in a prison.
Speaker 4:Because he eats baby's blood?
Speaker 1:Yes, he really does. So he was seen two days earlier. The police were called to the same Palm Desert eatery, so he was double dipping Jesus.
Speaker 4:Palm Desert.
Speaker 1:Yes, palm Desert, indeedy. So he was double dipping. Jesus, palm Desert, yes, palm Desert, indeed. Wow, a young boy reported an inappropriate interaction with an older male. That interaction was, of course, this fella.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:That boy was 11 years old. He told the police that a man had recorded him on a cell phone while he was using the restroom at the location.
Speaker 4:Wow, what a scumbag.
Speaker 1:Jesus, yes, I mean just he's like well, I want to go film kids on the toilet, but I really love the ham sandwiches at this eatery Right, so it's like I don't want to go to a different place.
Speaker 4:I think I can knock out two birds with one pedophile.
Speaker 1:So after executing search warrants, law enforcement found more evidence implicating Cedars in the two reported incidents, along with additional crimes including possession of child pornography. He was booked at the John Benoit Detention Center. So if it's anything like Chris Benoit, he will be choked out any moment.
Speaker 2:Or Benoit, balls will be choked out any moment, or Benoit balls Up his ass.
Speaker 4:Right right.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's interesting. So he was found in possession of child pornography. And then this is a quote annoying slash molesting a child.
Speaker 4:You said annoying.
Speaker 1:Annoying. But I will annoy the fuck out of a kid.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I will annoy a kid all day.
Speaker 1:I'll throw a spitball. These kids need to toughen the fuck up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'll take spitballs. Just be like, just do the whole stop hitting yourself thing. Stop hitting yourself. Or just do the thing where the finger is right in front of their face and be like I'm not touching you, technically not touching you.
Speaker 1:Absolutely I'm technically not touching you. This is annoying. Hey, you got something on your face, but I wipe it on them.
Speaker 4:Oh wow, it's classic.
Speaker 1:That's messed up yeah they're all stupid and stuff they're kids. Yeah, so they say he was found for annoying slash molesting a child. And again, let's focus on the molesting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, annoying, that's an official charge.
Speaker 1:That's not a charge, I kidding. When was the last time you saw like a child, like a kid? Kid like I'm talking about, when they're sentient, not beautiful caden, who's? Only one years old.
Speaker 4:Well, actually I defended caden against a little six-year-old piece of shit who was oh yeah why does the baby look mad? It's like because that's his face all of the time. He's adorable and he's mad looking at you in front of him get away from, get away from as soon as they start talking yeah, and then becoming oh, I walk around, I have ideas.
Speaker 1:Well, now you're one of us.
Speaker 4:I'll slap the shit out of you. I'll slap you right now.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 4:And then the mom came up and I was like, oh my God, he's precious. What's his name? Disgusting.
Speaker 1:It was rough which makes all of this even more disgusting, right that this guy's following them into the bathroom. So annoying, slash, molesting and attempted invasion of privacy. The investigation is ongoing and the sheriff's department believes there's probably many more victims. A lot of the photos being used here. This pedophile caught a fish.
Speaker 4:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:In one of the photos. According to sources, the musician is being held on a $1 million bail bond. He's due in court April 22nd Wow tomorrow, wow Tomorrow. Tomorrow, Yep. Shortly after the news of his arrest, the bandmates were like ah, you can't be our drummer anymore.
Speaker 4:I thought that was a prerequisite to be a drummer, I know right. Yeah, I thought that's how he got in.
Speaker 1:Yeah, drummers are always the ones who are kind of the weird ones. They don't have to talk at all.
Speaker 4:Yeah, now this band has to put out a statement of being like OK, just because we call ourselves the new pornographers, we just wanted to say that we were separating ourselves from the drummer yeah, they did.
Speaker 1:They went on Instagram and posted about it, yep, yep, and this is a good reason to kick somebody out of a group. It's a pretty solid reason for like frivolous bullshit reasons because you fucking you know married psychopaths, yeah, so everyone in the band is absolutely shocked. This is according to the band.
Speaker 4:Yeah, absolutely shocked, horrified.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they say absolutely shocked, horrified and devastated.
Speaker 4:Devastated.
Speaker 1:That he would annoy a child.
Speaker 4:I am beside myself at that.
Speaker 1:He would annoy a child, they say, we immediately sever ties with him. Our hearts go out to everyone who has been impacted by his actions, so to the fans. This is one of those questions. If he was the singer, you got to throw the baby out with the bathwater. You can't listen to him. It was like the band the Lost Prophets, yeah, where that lead singer impregnated a fan to fuck the baby. Yeah, what, that's so what. He's currently in prison. What the hell was that name? Oh my God, what was his name? Yes, the Lost Prophets. It was like a famous band that I didn't know them or like them or whatever.
Speaker 2:Ian Watkins.
Speaker 1:Yes, ian Watkins. Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Sentenced to 35 years.
Speaker 1:But he was the lead singer, so you kind of can't avoid it when you listen. Yeah, but the new pornographers. It's the drummer.
Speaker 4:So do you, can you still?
Speaker 1:that's the comment question Every time my heart feels the beat.
Speaker 4:I can't it just feels wrong.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then Kanye's like I found a new band.
Speaker 4:Meanwhile.
Speaker 1:Meanwhile In a land far, far away. Comment Do you think you can listen to the new pornographers? Let us know what you think.
Speaker 2:Can you separate the drummer from the baby?
Speaker 1:Okaybudpod at gmailcom. What the fuck? Artist separation, because I mean I still listen and I don't get into this argument anymore because I've lost. I've had great conversations with black women and then I talk about Michael Jackson and it all falls apart. Oh wow, I don't talk about it anymore. I don't talk, but I can still listen to MJ. Yeah, I do still listen to MJ as a matter of fact, kyle is a yay fan, yeah.
Speaker 4:Kyle's a yay fan. Well, I'm a formerly known Kanye West fan. Right, kyle's jump out was amazing. It's just so sad.
Speaker 1:Has it gone too far?
Speaker 4:now, it's gone, oh it's been going too far, I would argue, since the life of Pablo.
Speaker 2:Pablo is great.
Speaker 4:Oh my, but that's when it really started fucking diving off of a cliff. Yeah after that, yeah.
Speaker 1:No good, kyle has a very high bar. I do A very high tolerance for what he accepts and is. He said his cousin's cack when he was six, but the beat the beat.
Speaker 4:It's great.
Speaker 1:To make things worse, cedar is Canadian, and so is the band. He's been with the band since 2014. Oh my god, I'm so stupid. The vocalist is Nico Case. Who's that? Oh, nico Case is super famous the vocalist is Nico Case. Who's that? Oh, Nico Case is super famous.
Speaker 4:I have no idea who Nico Case is. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, people are yelling at me. I can already tell yeah, Nico Case has been around for a fucking minute. Oh. She doesn't look familiar. She is, I guess she's indie. What did you say? Indie music? I guess so but yeah, she has been around for a long time. I didn't realize that was her band. So, yeah, that sucks for her.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean seriously. It just went right over her eyes the fact that she was working with this total creep. Well, I just don't think anyone talks to the drummer. They just sit there. You just look at him. You're like, hey, what's up, man, yeah, and then you just move on the drummer's like in between, thinking about fucking children.
Speaker 1:He's just like. You know. I'm the backbone of this band. Yeah, you don't even like no one really respects me, but I'm the backbone of music.
Speaker 4:Right right.
Speaker 1:And he's like, yeah, no one, does anyone go see a drummer play alone?
Speaker 1:No, unless they're also singing on helm, who was one of my favorites. Anyway, the group has dropped their latest single, Ballad of the Last Payphone, oh God, which I actually like. That name, that's kind of nice. We've already lost any kind of ability to monetize this. Should we listen to Ballad of the Last Payphone? Come on, kyle, we're putting you to work today. Kyle, come on, kyle, come on Kyle. I've been watching too much South Park and every time they say Kyle, oh my. God, and I'm like Carmen. Yeah, hey, kyle, kyle, kyle.
Speaker 1:Oh, is it? This is the ballad of the last payphone. So is the drummer the pedophile on this track? Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4:Seems like music to entice a child to yeah, oh, he's beating that drum too fucking hard, you piece of shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, you would, you would just his face is of Justin Bieber with my very eyes. I don't seem to see a few no too, twee too white can't do it. I hate that stuff I hate it. I hate that.
Speaker 4:Also he's a little overstated. It's like he forced everyone to make sure that the drums were over everything. Right, she has a beautiful, subtle voice.
Speaker 1:She does, she really does, and he's like I'm a pedophile.
Speaker 4:That's what I heard. That's all.
Speaker 1:I hear now.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what I heard. That's all I hear now. Yeah, that's all I hear now. Yeah, anyway, so that's that. So I guess tomorrow or Wednesday we'll have an update on how that thing goes, or whatever. Whatever, whatever, all right, well, let's move on. We talked about some medical news. Let's continue on with some medical news. This story is really disturbing, so just be careful if you feel like you got a little stomach ache.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I constantly have stomach aches.
Speaker 1:Well, it might be a parasite.
Speaker 4:Or all the chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 1:I eat God, I ate so much fucking yesterday. So the world's largest human parasite has been removed from a man. He was 35 years old and it was a simple cooking mistake. The man called for help after he spotted a worm, blood red and thrashing, in his urine bag.
Speaker 2:Is that a parasite in your urine bag or are you just happy to see me? Wow?
Speaker 1:He couldn't pee. He was all horrified right and then they found a massive red worm wriggling out of his bladder and that's just his penis. Yeah, well, that's just my worm cock, oh my god. Ew, it's so long. It's 30 centimeters long.
Speaker 4:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:So the medic snapped pictures of it because it's so huge, oh my god, did it end up coming out of his peepee? It emerged through a catheter. My God, Did it end up coming out of his pee-pee.
Speaker 4:It emerged through a catheter still alive. So yes, In his pee-pee.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's better known as a giant kidney worm. Ew. Doctors say the dude was eating some raw fish that he had fished out of a nearby lake. They said it was likely an infected fish and then the worm's larvae can live inside undercooked freshwater fish as well. So he was admitted to the hospital. He was suffering fevers. He was unable to urinate, he was pale, had a racing heart. At first they were suspecting bladder infections so they gave him some antibiotics. The second day the man called for help after spotting a worm thrashing in his urine bag. Tests confirmed that it was a three to four millimeter wide worm. If it had been female it could have grown over a meter long. What it's a big bitch, yep. Doctors continued to check the man's urine for the next three days but found no worms or any traces of eggs.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is why I don't mess with seafood man.
Speaker 4:No, this is why you wash your hands, cook your fish.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, you gotta cook.
Speaker 4:You gotta cook, you gotta wash your hands. Look, it says there's all the common mistakes Not washing your hands, right? All the common mistakes Not washing your hands Right, scratching your anal area and then touching surfaces or food without washing hands.
Speaker 1:That's the thing. It's like there's one thing to have a worm, but then also in your mind you're like who fucking wiped their asshole and gave me a ham sandwich?
Speaker 4:Seriously.
Speaker 1:Like oh it's so gross.
Speaker 4:All you have to do is wash your hands.
Speaker 1:So before this he says that he had urinated worms in the past. Pissed out worms. He has done that Before this.
Speaker 4:He's like I piss out worms all the time. It's a him problem. It's a him problem. He needs to wash his fucking hands.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so. Before treatment could be completed, the man discharged himself against medical advice. He was like fuck it, I'm out of here. Discharged himself against medical advice.
Speaker 4:He was like fuck it, I'm out of here. Yeah, they were like no, no, wait, the worm's not done getting out of your.
Speaker 1:That's my friend Putting him in my tequila bottle now, so it blocks urine flow as it grows. This can result in symptoms like blood in the urine, difficulty pissing, in severe cases, kidney damage. The CDC says wash your fish and frogs. Apparently, I don't eat amphibians, wash your frogs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't eat amphibians. Well, technically, frogs taste like little chicken. I know they eat chicken. Yeah, I know, because it's like bigger.
Speaker 1:And it's gross to me, they live in swamp water.
Speaker 4:It's so true, they really do.
Speaker 1:They're pretty swampy that was the thing that gets me that I do agree with with not fish eaters. The ocean's a toilet right. Yeah. And so anything you get out of there is shit eating All day long. All they do is eat shit.
Speaker 4:Well, isn't that also where we get a lot of our water from?
Speaker 1:I mean, I only scoop my water out of the toilet.
Speaker 4:Oh Well, that's different then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that's different then, yeah, okay, yeah to Jerry's point. They said don't scratch your asshole. That's how you get worms. So anyone Yep undercooked meat Anyway. So just be careful out there.
Speaker 4:Luckily one of the good things about living in a post-COVID world. I feel like everyone is a little more accustomed to.
Speaker 1:I think it's over.
Speaker 4:You think people completely stopped washing their hands?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I went to the horse races yesterday with Kyle, his beautiful baby mama and her friend and, of course, baby and I was in the restroom and not one person washed their hands. I do a dab, I do my little dab, you do a dab, I dab.
Speaker 4:I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2:A little performative dab. No, it's not performative.
Speaker 1:It's not performative. I turn the fucking water on, get my hands wet, shake them off.
Speaker 4:Well, you know you be careful out there.
Speaker 1:No one's washing their hands anymore.
Speaker 4:Well, you never know when one of those little worms are going to be lodged up your pee bag.
Speaker 1:They're not coming in me. They don't like me.
Speaker 4:Whoa, you don't know that they could be laying eggs in there, coming all over the place, all over the bladder. Wash the hands.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, let's just do one more story that has nothing to do with medicine, and we're just going to do a little true crime story. Okay, okay, jerry's got to go.
Speaker 4:Jerry's got to go. People Beaten in the street.
Speaker 1:Beaten in the street. Beaten in the street A thug mom batters a woman with a hammer in a love triangle. Ooh, okay. So mom was all mad. Her name was Colleen Campbell. She teamed up with three of her friends. They were other girlfriends. This was in Greater Manchester.
Speaker 4:Oh, she looks Greater Manchestian.
Speaker 1:Yes, manchester has some of the hottest babes in the world. Emphasis on the chest. I know this is the killer. She's like super hot and I would probably find myself. Well. I'm done with hoes. Yeah, you know what I say I'm done, I'm done. What do I say?
Speaker 4:You're done hoeing. You can't be Captain Save-A-Ho.
Speaker 1:Yes, and then?
Speaker 4:also my ho days are done, both being with and being one.
Speaker 1:That's what I said. So just days later she helped plot the brutal murder of her ex-gangster husband, thomas Campbell.
Speaker 4:Damn she's gangster for that.
Speaker 1:She's gangster. Big old fake boobs. Campbell, 38, was jailed for 13 years for convicted manslaughter oh no.
Speaker 4:So, but you're supposed to get your boob implants changed every 10.
Speaker 1:Are you, yes, every 10?
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh my God. Well, what is she going to do, she? What's she gonna do? She could get sick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the mom was hauled before the courts for her role in the hammer attack, alongside Hannah Derbyshire, chloe Bamford and Simon Bowden.
Speaker 4:Derbyshire.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll give you a Derbyshire. So shocking CCTV camera shows Derbyshire raining down, blows and kicks on the victim and then, bowden, armed with a two-foot-long drill bit, pulled out a balaclava over his face and then joined the attack. Wow, that's crazy. And then Killer Campbell can be seen striking the victim multiple times with a hammer.
Speaker 4:Wow, that ain't right. Pure daylight, pure daylight. What Manchester the? So they didn't get rid of it? Pure daylight.
Speaker 1:Pure daylight what Manchester.
Speaker 4:The hell are they doing over there? The?
Speaker 1:three female attackers surrounded her and continued for about 90 seconds, then scrambled back into the car and fled the scene. This was later found in her home when the police searched it the victim's handbag. Oh, so they took the handbag with her. All four have pleaded guilty. Wow. Campbell and Bowdoin were sentenced to 18 months, while Derbyshire and Bamford both handed suspended prison sentences. Wait what?
Speaker 2:For murder.
Speaker 1:I guess. No, this is for the attack.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just one week after the attack, thomas Campbell was ambushed by three men at the front door of his home. So he was then. This is kind of interesting. He was then dragged outside and tortured to death in a two-hour quote. Extraordinary act of barbarism, jesus Extraordinary act.
Speaker 2:He opens the door. He still has a hammer in his head and he's fucking attacking him.
Speaker 1:Well, no, this guy is the guy. Thomas Campbell's also a piece of shit. Oh, okay, he's the one who did 13 13 years in prison for manslaughter.
Speaker 2:Jesus it was just all around horrible.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I just I don't even know who to hate in this one Kind of everyone. Yeah.
Speaker 1:This is just like everyone involved is garbage.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, so during the beatdown, campbell devolved key information about Thomas so that was able to lead to the attack. The tracking device was placed on his car, which was used to conduct a reconnaissance mission to his home, to the dad's home Wow, anyway, tortured to death. The reason I wanted to cover this was three men burst out of a van right and then they drove to this unaccompanied house. They were seen shoving Thomas into the home as he desperately screamed. Then blood splattered on the walls and his new built home, because he had a newly built home, and it was brutalized while he was tortured for two hours. And do you know what they did? What.
Speaker 1:Thomas was stabbed, punched and stomped on before they threw boiling water on his buttocks.
Speaker 4:Man, they were really upset at this guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, on his butt. They were disinfecting his butt.
Speaker 4:What yeah, they put boiling water on his buttocks To make sure that he didn't have any worms when he went.
Speaker 1:Yeah, isn't that just kind of funny.
Speaker 4:That's pretty stupid, Well out of everything.
Speaker 1:I'd be like that's the least of my. Like the boiling water on my ass.
Speaker 4:I'd be like I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1:Tickles. Yeah, it's like the butt is strong.
Speaker 4:The butt is very strong. A lot of meat there.
Speaker 2:Who ran off to grab a pot of boiling water? Somebody?
Speaker 4:had to boil it yeah who actually filled the pan with water and then was like all right, we got about seven minutes, so you can I don't know pull out his hair. Until then, just get creative, we've got to wait for this water to get hot.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, gents.
Speaker 1:It might be a Home Alone situation where it's like we're the wet bandits. And he's like Stu, can you stop with the boiling water?
Speaker 4:He's like we're the boiling water boys, we got to leave our mark. Man. He's like we're not going to make boiling water our mark. Everyone's different, man.
Speaker 1:Everyone's different. We put boiling water on their butts.
Speaker 2:How are they going to know if he doesn't have a scolded ass?
Speaker 1:Nice. So after the boiling water was poured on his butt, then he was dragged around the house as the attackers took all the drugs and money from him. That's fucking ridiculous. And then he was left there to die in the hallway before he was discovered the following day by a neighbor.
Speaker 4:With a burned butt.
Speaker 1:And then the dad. He died too, so they brought him to the dad's house. Everyone's dead.
Speaker 4:Oh no, oh Lord, that's sad, you know. This is just a big f fiasco.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but there she is, she's still super hot.
Speaker 4:Enjoy your boobs in prison.
Speaker 1:Dangerous woman, alright? Well, be very careful. If you have any insensitivity, check for worms and make sure your ass is not burning. Any comments?
Speaker 2:Yes, People saying strange things are afoot in Manchester.
Speaker 1:They are.
Speaker 2:Laurie, all she can picture is a huge melee. Everybody whacking everybody.
Speaker 4:I mean seriously. That's all I can think of too.
Speaker 2:Chris is wondering. Butt of the week material for this lady. Butt of the week Burned butt of the week. Burned butt. Anything on Kanye?
Speaker 1:I'm just fascinated by this Kanye thing. I know that was a little while ago. Let's see Maybe we can revisit it tomorrow. No we can't do Kanye in two days in a row.
Speaker 4:No, we can't Kanye in two days in a row.
Speaker 1:No, there's really not much to talk about.
Speaker 4:It is what it is.
Speaker 1:It is what, it is Nothing.
Speaker 2:Not really. No, I don't think anybody's really surprised about Kanye, I think everyone's definitely seems yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm evolving as an artist.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 4:And a pedophile.
Speaker 2:Admitted incestuous pedophile.
Speaker 1:Oh Lord, All right, everyone. Well, with those words we will wrap up this episode. Thank you so much for joining. Can't wait to have another great week. Hail yourselves. We'll talk to you soon. Bye.