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Episode 60: Furry Bans, Pooping on Cars, and Other Legal Absurdities
Ever wondered what happens when someone has an affair with a married person in North Carolina? Apparently, they can be sued for wrecking a home. We kick off this episode exploring the fascinating "Home Wrecker Law" and the case of former NFL player Steve Smith Sr., who's facing a $100,000 lawsuit after an alleged affair with a married woman. The explicit text messages and confrontational phone calls make for a wild story that raises serious questions about personal accountability in relationships.
From relationship drama to bizarre legislation, we venture into Texas where lawmakers are bizarrely focused on banning "furries" from schools. The "Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Role Playing in Education Act" (yes, that spells FURRIE) might just be the strangest piece of legislation we've covered yet. While students struggle with math and science, Texas politicians are worried about kids dressing as animals—making us wonder about priorities in our educational system.
Things get even messier as we dive into the case of Pennsylvania's "Delco Pooper," a woman who took road rage to a whole new level by defecating on a stranger's car after being called a "fat bitch." Her mugshot alone tells a story, but her claim that it was a "clean poop" had us all questioning humanity. We round things out with a controversial Arizona bar that created t-shirts comparing their underage drinking bust to 9/11, offending pretty much everyone with a conscience. Between paying respects to a 98-year-old Mets superfan with an unfortunately hilarious name and closing with some Winnie the Pooh wisdom, this episode showcases the absurdity of American legislation and human behavior when pushed to extremes.
Whether you're fascinated by weird laws, bizarre human behavior, or just need a good laugh at the expense of those who take themselves too seriously, this episode delivers. Send us your thoughts or pictures of your pets at okaybudpod@gmail.com and support the show at patreon.com/die_bud to catch us live each week!
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Speaker 1:Send us pictures of your animals, your cats, your dogs, your toads, your frogs, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2:I thought you said toes. Please don't.
Speaker 4:I thought you said toes too.
Speaker 2:I was like oh no Send pictures of your toes.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's going on with the toe game.
Speaker 2:All I know is the girlfriends that I have. You just can't, just you can't just go around offering free feet anymore.
Speaker 1:Yes, indeed, I know.
Speaker 2:You really just can't.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:And it's unfortunate, because sometimes they do want to frolic barefoot, of course, you do Now, but now you don't get to see it.
Speaker 1:No, you don't get to see my toes. All right, let's get to our. So this is a conversation I want to have with you guys. Okay, it involves a law, okay. Okay, it's a nation of laws, laws your suggestions. Unless you're the ones who make the laws and then you have no rules. Yeah, Steve Smith Sr. He's an ex-NFL football player. Right, he is being charged in North Carolina under a a law called the home wrecker law home wrecker.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know about this.
Speaker 1:This might be the law that finally gets casey anthony put behind bars.
Speaker 4:Oh my god that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1:She's slippery anthony martinez has filed a complaint against smith because because Smith had a months-long affair with his wife, nicole. Yeah. So Anthony Martinez is like my wife is banging this ex-NFL player who's got money. He's got still a six-pack CTE, so he's just dumb enough to be fun. Yep, yep so he doesn't know that you're taking all of his cash right under his nose. Martinez is asking for $100,000 from Smith in a civil suit because North Carolina passed again this home wrecker bill, the home wrecker bill. I think this is just fascinating.
Speaker 2:How many homes in North Carolina had to be wrecked for this to be? Like? All right guys, we cannot keep doing this anymore.
Speaker 1:We're going to need some legislation. Can we get this?
Speaker 2:in writing. Can we get this documented please?
Speaker 1:Yes, between that and the storm that went through and destroyed North Carolina, this might be the place where homes are wrecked the most, and our thoughts are with everyone suffering right now via those storms, including this guy. Including this guy. So the home wrecker law lets a spouse sue the person impeding on or breaking up the marriage's. Quote love and affection. Okay, this is crazy.
Speaker 2:Okay, Jerry, thoughts Okay. First of all, I know that there Okay no, this is crazy, this okay.
Speaker 1:What are your Jerry thoughts?
Speaker 2:Okay, first of all, I get I know that there's emotional cheating. Yes, and that's exactly why you can you separate the love and affection yourself. First it becomes separated before you actually put anything into action.
Speaker 1:Well, this is the big conversation couples are having now. If you're in a relationship, can you also subscribe to somebody's OnlyFans? Many couples are breaking up because of that.
Speaker 2:Well again, if you see Tanya every single day online and you have a relationship with her that involves giving her $100,000 every month, that's bad. I probably wouldn't be down for that.
Speaker 1:And then Tanya's about to be sued by your ass for $100,000 and you're going to get that money back, yeah.
Speaker 1:But at the same time, where is the personal accountability? Yeah, exactly because. Isn't it up to this dude's wife to be like yeah, yeah, sorry, I don't really want to have sex with you anymore because this ex-nfl player is coming over to bang me out and he's all athletic and stuff with a big old ding dong right. So, anthony, you're not really cutting it right, isn't it just as much her fault as it is steve smith senior's fault, who's just trying to get laid by a gal in north carolina?
Speaker 4:yeah, I don't even think it's steve smith senior's fault at all we went through this in boston when ema oduka was hooking up with someone in the celtics organization boston, former boston's head coach.
Speaker 1:Yes, the celtics. I obviously knew that.
Speaker 4:No, no one knew that the way the news covered it it was. He was pretty much the bad guy and he had sex with a Mormon mother of three. They kept saying that over and over Mormon mother of three. She was banging him too.
Speaker 2:It's actually worse that the Mormon mother of three Just completely against her religion. Yes isn't she just supposed to, like I don't know, just sit on a bed while someone like soaks in her?
Speaker 1:They do this soaking. Yeah, I don't know. Just sit on a bed while someone like soaks in her or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they do the soaking yeah.
Speaker 1:I was watching an Instagram because, you know again, I get a lot of my news from the Instagrams.
Speaker 2:That's where it's most reliable. Yeah.
Speaker 1:They were interviewing a bunch of Mormons at BYU and anal is big.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Anal is big.
Speaker 2:Because it quote. Unquote does not count.
Speaker 1:And then one gal was saying that her roommate was with a guy and they were soaking. The guy was soaking inside of her vagina.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And you know what she said, she did, what she shook the bed.
Speaker 2:Well, sometimes they get a third person in there just to jump on the bed, so that they're not the ones that are causing the friction. They're like no, I'm just hanging out here, I'm just in your hallway.
Speaker 1:That's not right. That's not right, it isn't so. The allegations against Smith.
Speaker 2:Oh God, there's no loitering. Shouldn't be allowed down there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know that's fucking weird. Yeah, soaking is so much weirder than just straight up having sex.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It is also having sex.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it is, but I don't know that's all the fun of friction, yeah Right.
Speaker 2:Unless someone's frictioning it for you, yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, so Smith, he's 45 years old. These allegations came to light in February when screenshots between the five-time pro bowler, again, Anthony Martinez, I'm sorry your wife is banging a five-time pro bowler.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he should be happy. He should.
Speaker 1:Yes, because not all affairs are equal. If your wife all of a sudden starts banging like a super rich five-time pro bowler, you're in the same league as him now.
Speaker 3:Yeah you're in the same class you get upgraded.
Speaker 2:You are so upgraded but if she bangs but also his ego is absolutely steamrolled no, no, he's a five-time pro bowler, exactly.
Speaker 4:His wife is banging another one. He tried to get clout on TikTok by using this. He called Steve Smith. He got his phone number and was like you're fucking my wife.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And thought people would have his back and they were just like you. Look like an idiot, calling this guy and harassing him and recording yourself harassing him yes. Yeah, and he's also banging your wife, so that's a double no.
Speaker 1:It's a double whammy. It is a double whammy. But if he was working in the toy section at Target at 50 years old and his wife had an affair with that person, you know if the person that she was banging was just a normal everyday Joe, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2:That would be embarrassing.
Speaker 1:Well, superstar played for the Ravens, badass dude, yeah. So he went after him. He shared the screenshots between the Pro Bowler and his wife and then he posted them on social media, yes, and it is interesting because some of these messages are quite intense. The first message starts with yes, sir, that's coming from her. That's nice of her.
Speaker 2:Yes, sir, yeah, that's how she meant that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she kind of did, Because then he says take me down your throat, like you kind of like it Kind of.
Speaker 4:Just kind of. So he says, okay, like you have a passing interest.
Speaker 1:All right, the man's a five-time Pro Bowler. He's not a five-time Pro Bowler, sexter. He says take me down your throat like you, kind of like. That's what he says.
Speaker 2:Take me down your throat, like you kind of like, you know, like you kind of meant to be here, you know, you know.
Speaker 1:And then he says you wanted to suck me off. And then she says I did. I would have sucked on it, but I had to come home. Is this love on the spectrum?
Speaker 4:It really is. They're probably two very good-looking people that never have needed to like to like dirty talk or like do any type of work whatsoever, and it's really coming through now.
Speaker 1:Well, he also doesn't spell out the word you, he just goes with the you, as in university. Okay, come on.
Speaker 2:Everyone don't start. That's an old person thing to be like. Why don't you fully spell out the words you can cut to the point?
Speaker 1:I'm almost 44. You can be.
Speaker 2:So I'm almost 44.
Speaker 1:You can be something the same, so I'm sorry, I do like to spell out most of the words yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go back and read all your texts and just check the grammar. Yeah, I'm going to be a grammar Nazi now. All right, that's fine, just for you, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1:So he says you enjoy it, you like to feel it. And then she says I like feeling it deep in my wet pussy.
Speaker 2:Whoa. And then he says but hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:And then he says me too, oh, hashtag. So he's like but it's not the right. She's like I love feeling it deep in my pussy. And he's like me too. And it's like are you in prison? What pussy are you referring to, oh my God. And then he says letting you taste it, though, would be such a turn on. And then he says I would have shot my nut all up inside you. And then she says I love making you cum, I enjoy it more.
Speaker 2:I enjoy it.
Speaker 1:And then she says I enjoy it more when you're inside me, so this guy, not my stupid husband, dave yes, mr Martinez. So these screenshots were posted, but then Martinez did delete them. Martinez also attempted, as Kyle alluded to, to confront Smith, so he got his number and Martinez says you've been fucking my wife, bro. And then he says what you got to, and then Martinez says what you got to say for yourself. And then Smith responded I'm sorry, my bad, sorry. Your wife wanted to bang on a former Baltimore Raven Damn.
Speaker 2:Like it was probably really sincere too.
Speaker 1:Like he probably like got that tag and was like damn, that bitch was married. That's funny. Well, yes, I feel like this is, I mean the romance. Look at the romance. I want, I want you feel you deep in in my wet pussy me too. I want you to kind of like it. I want you to kind of like it.
Speaker 4:But here's the problem I have with this law how can you prove that the guy who's you know know home-wrecking the whole place knows that she even has a husband?
Speaker 2:Exactly that's what I'm saying. He could have literally just been like damn Just some hot chick.
Speaker 1:he's banging, whatever it's, totally on the person who is married.
Speaker 2:She's the one doing the wrong thing. She is the one that is betraying.
Speaker 1:He's a man with brain damage who wants to get his dick in North Carolina, which.
Speaker 2:I can't imagine. Yeah, so true, he's in North Carolina too, right?
Speaker 1:So people are either married and I love North Carolina and there are some very beautiful people but the barbecue also hits home, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So he might not have the most options. Small town vibes.
Speaker 1:Yes. So apparently this is a big scandal and we'll keep it updated. I just feel like maybe this government overreach and I don't think a homewrecker law. If you're the jury, that's going to be very difficult to prove.
Speaker 4:Well, now there's going to be— Because it takes two to tango. Yeah, there's going to be like droves of men, myself maybe included, taking their families over there and making their wives have sex with wealthy men to extort them.
Speaker 1:You want to use it for extortion Via legislation.
Speaker 4:I'll be like Kaylina you're going to bang all these rich guys and we're going to do the homewrecker law.
Speaker 2:Solid for you to use a specific reference with your own family.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a good idea, Really good. Kaylina's also. She's banged pro athletes in the past. Right, she has no Kyle they weren't together.
Speaker 2:That's why you know it's possible. I'm telling you, that's why you know it's possible, this is the gay thing about straight men? Oh my God, Everything, yeah, everything right. There's nothing gayer than a straight man.
Speaker 1:Slapping ass playing ball games. Yeah, just fucking grabbing at each other depends on who your girlfriend or wife banged in the past, and if they are a cool dude, you're better with it. I mean, the movie Office Space really nailed it. You fucked Lumberg because he thought it was the boss that was an asshole and a nerd. But no, if you find out, it's like oh, you banged the Detroit Pistons. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 1:Tell me what it was like to bang Anthony Mason from the New York Knicks. And then it Kind of cool, tell me what it was like to bang Anthony Mason from the New York Knicks. Yeah, yeah and then it's all kind of weird and then you know it could open up the relationship to a cuck lifestyle. But you know, to each their own.
Speaker 2:Or you meet your favorite sports star and you're like dude Eskimo brothers.
Speaker 1:That's what. I'm saying it matters, it really matters. But then all of a sudden, if you find out they bang Josh Gad, you're like oh.
Speaker 2:God, oh God, damn it. I'm in the same league as Josh Gad as Olaf.
Speaker 4:Oh fuck, I can't the snowman.
Speaker 1:I can't. What were you thinking, Becky?
Speaker 2:I'm banging you, I don't know. Same thing I thought when I was banging you.
Speaker 1:Exactly. Well, it makes you feel that way. It does All right. So homewrecker law. I say get rid of the homewrecker law.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it should just be an adulterous law based on the person that's married. We're not in a theocracy. Yeah, okay, they just get a freaking divorce. I'm just yes, exactly, Just get a divorce yeah.
Speaker 1:And also yeah, anthony Martinez, you're not going to look cool when you call this guy and be like you're banging my wife. Bitch Makes you look weak, yeah, very weak. Anyway, we're getting into another law here. Oh, we have more legislation, wow, laws on laws. So this is interesting. This is in Texas, because nothing bad is happening in Texas, so it's very important that they get furries banned from schools. There's a new law. It's being put forth by Republican State Senator Stan Gertes, who probably wants to dress like a little rabbit and go to a con on the weekends, but isn't allowed.
Speaker 2:Isn't furries like, isn't that? Yeah, not a thing? Do they mean like costume furries or like actual stuffed animals?
Speaker 4:Like mascot.
Speaker 1:Like mascots, yeah yeah, like furries. You know the people who go to the furries conventions and rub on each other and then they come in their pants sometimes and then they all smell all funky, although sometimes it isn't sexual and I do respect the furry community. Have fun, be safe.
Speaker 2:Don't kink, shame me here.
Speaker 1:I don't care what you do, just make sure when you're doing my taxes on Monday after a strong Sunday of furring, you get the numbers right. I don't care.
Speaker 2:Well, it's good to have them clear their heads.
Speaker 1:It would be bizarre if you are at a furry convention and then the guy just takes his mask off and he's like Ben. Yeah, larry from Tax.
Speaker 2:Act. Yeah right, like I don't know. Oh my God, Dude my pharmacist.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:God, I've got to go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, between that and a Klan's hood, you don't want a judge taking off either of those things Nope. So there are reports of a presence of furries in a Smithville school, so he says this is happening in districts across the state. So he says this is happening in districts across the state and we need to help them with tools to get these furries out of the classroom.
Speaker 1:this man just wants to be what furries are inside of the classroom they're making it all up or maybe a master school or maybe a kid just dressed up like sonic the hedgehog, as kids will do yeah and they're like. We need to ban it.
Speaker 2:That's not. Oh my God. What is it with these lawmakers? Whatever fight they're having at home, they're just bringing it into legislation, like they're just. It's a constant projection.
Speaker 4:Someone caught their son.
Speaker 2:Someone caught someone dressed as a furry, yeah.
Speaker 1:Both Governor Greg Abbott and House Speaker Dustin Burroughs have backed the bill, and this is the lamest part of it. All have backed the bill, and this is the lamest part of it all, and this is why all of these guys are such nerds, and nerds are ruining the world, both on the tech side and in the government. The name of the bill is the Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Role Playing in Education Act, aka the Furries Act.
Speaker 2:The Furries Act. You know this is just another hate crime to the LGBT community.
Speaker 1:I don't even think if this isn't even is this part of the numbers or part of the letters, the alphabets, yeah.
Speaker 2:Furries LGBTQIA plus F Plus.
Speaker 1:F. Because I think I mean I think there's a large spectrum of sexual orientation amongst the furry community.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, for sure, yeah, so yeah for sure, yeah.
Speaker 1:So the bill includes exceptions for sports mascots, so you're allowed to be a sports mascot or kids in school plays. It will apply to grades 6 through 12, and it will officially ban any kids from dressing up like furries or are participating in any kind of animal persona dressing up in costumes or attending gatherings dressed as an animal.
Speaker 2:This is really weird.
Speaker 1:It's like there's so many things going on.
Speaker 2:Furries is adult shit. Why are they accusing kids of being involved? Why do they care If they dress up like furry animals? Yeah, why are they accusing kids of being involved? Why do they care If they dress up like furry animals? Yeah, because they think they're going to dress up as furry animals and also fuck about it. I don't know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's just a werewolf banging Mr Met and only the werewolf gets in trouble.
Speaker 1:Yeah, homewrecker, homewrecker, you can't do that, sir. You've been caught busting a fucking, a baseball. Yeah, yep, the again. We all know there's issues in american education, right um, and there's violence in schools yeah we're not teaching. Kids don't know math, they don't know science and I really don't think that this needs to be covered specifically in the state house in texas. There's lot of stuff going on the price of eggs for example Yep. So one person says this is full furry vengeance. Whoa.
Speaker 2:Furry vengeance yes, there's a vendetta. Out for the furries.
Speaker 1:There's a vendetta out for the furries. The Smithville Republican says, just to be clear, they won't be getting any litter boxes in this Texas capital. So they're worried about litter boxes in the Texas capital. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Why do they think they're dude? They see random things online and they start getting crazy ideas. I think he saw a human dog show once on a meme.
Speaker 1:Well the person. So there was a dude who turned himself into a dog. Yeah, no, there's a human dog show once on a meme. Well the person. So there was a dude who turned himself into a dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah no, there's like a human dog show. I did see that as well.
Speaker 1:But there was a person who spent like $10,000 to turn himself into a dog, oh God, and I just read he regrets it.
Speaker 4:Now I feel a little silly yeah.
Speaker 1:And so now he's de-canining and he's becoming a person again, because this is no joke. He said that it hurt, holy shit. He said that it really hurt to walk because he's like humans aren't supposed to. What do we bipedal they say? Or something like that yeah, we're not supposed to be on all fours. So he couldn't cut it as a dog, he couldn't cut it.
Speaker 2:He's a total failure, oh man yeah, yeah, in south park.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I was like my dad, like, is that how my dad died? I think your dad died, do we know? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true, we'll talk about that. I'm assuming it was a shootout. We'll just say it was a shootout.
Speaker 4:Let's say that dude, this is the fucking dog guy.
Speaker 2:That's the dog holy shit, it looks like a real he's a fantastic looking dog.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you he spared no expense on this dog costume but literally, yeah, he's like. This is really hard this is hard on my children yeah, oh my god, so his partner would take him on walks and stuff. Oh, oh, my God.
Speaker 2:And he tried. Oh, that poor lady or man, I think it was I don't recall.
Speaker 1:I think it was a cat.
Speaker 2:It was. Maybe it was a cat.
Speaker 1:Maybe it was a cat yeah it was a large cat, yeah, but yeah. So it's tough out there to be a furry and the last thing they need is legislation coming from the Texas Statehouse. Texas has a lot more going going on.
Speaker 2:This is so unsettling.
Speaker 1:Than dealing with hairy, hairy humans.
Speaker 2:So what exactly does he have to undo again, oh?
Speaker 1:for the dog costume. Yeah, he's gotta unzip and I swear to you he did, like training. There's a whole video arc of him practicing to be on all fours and there's a whole thing and he really tried and he found out as time went and people change.
Speaker 4:He's going to learn to breathe through his nose again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he found out at the very end. He's like you know what? I am not a dog, what?
Speaker 2:That's what he said. I don't know. Do you know that you're not a dog, Ben?
Speaker 3:I am not a dog.
Speaker 2:I, I don't know. Do you know that you're not a dog? Ben, I am not a dog. Yeah, I don't feel like.
Speaker 4:I'm a dog, do you? I might have that dog in me After $15,000, it turns out I do not have that dog in me.
Speaker 1:I don't have that dog in me.
Speaker 4:Can I come home to my family please?
Speaker 1:No, I would like to actually be one of those sugar mouses, sugar bats. I just watched a little thing where they all cuddle and they're really small. They're like the size of a snowball and they hang out in trees. I think they get eaten a lot by other animals. Yeah, I'm sure, but for the most part they just cuddle with each other in holes in trees. I kind of want that. I want the sleepy animal, I can't the bear and the gorilla. Everyone's coming after the gorilla this week too. Shut up.
Speaker 2:Gorillas are pretty fun to watch.
Speaker 1:I know I actually want to see this 100 men versus a gorilla thing, so the debate could be over.
Speaker 4:I'm just sick of it. The first 20 people are going to be toast.
Speaker 1:They're all going to be the gorilla.
Speaker 2:Stupid, stupid AI simulation of just all of them, just taking them down.
Speaker 1:The gorilla would win. That's the end of it. The beginning the middle and the end, the gorilla Because. Beginning the middle and the end, the gorillas, because it's not 100 men, it's 100 individual men and the gorilla just beats each one of them individually. Yeah, we don't form Megatron, mega douche, anyway. Well, speaking of the Mets, that's not a chance. A Mets super fan, 98 years old. What a life he has passed away. But his name is so adorable. His name is Seymour Weiner. Ooh, no, isn't that cute.
Speaker 2:His name is Seymour Weiner and he was the viral super fan. Is it Weiner or is it Weiner? It's.
Speaker 1:Weiner, it's Weiner. We know this from Anthony Weiner. It's spelled the same way. Okay, sure. So Seymour Wiener. He died on Tuesday. He was surrounded by friends and family and he was a Mets superfan, which is just a hard life, but he did probably it is 1986 was good. They beat the Red Sox.
Speaker 2:I have a lot of diehard Mets family.
Speaker 1:Yes, I know.
Speaker 2:So I'm aware.
Speaker 1:Mets, nets and Jets If you're a fan of those three teams it's just a tough, tough life.
Speaker 2:One-syllable teams? I know Not good.
Speaker 1:But he did see them win a championship, so that was good, yeah, you see the picture here, he's 26. Wow, there he is Very stressful fandom Doesn't look a day over 94. The Mets say we are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour W Weiner. He was in WWII, one of the greatest generation, and he's just got a funny name, so that's cute. He entered the Army in 1945. They say he was desperately trying to get into the military because he was a Jewish 18-year-old and wanted to fight Hitler.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:And his daughter Beth Weiner.
Speaker 2:Oh Lord.
Speaker 1:That's nice. Yeah, hell yeah. And his daughter Beth Wiener. Oh Lord, that's nice. Yeah, they could have named her like Justine Wiener. What would be a fun name for what's a sexual innuendo for a girl? Wiener.
Speaker 2:Girl wiener. Yeah, I don't know Suck-a-wiener? Well, suck is not a name Suck-a-wiener.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we can call her Sucka Wiener. Yeah, we can call her Sucka. Sucka, that's not a female name, though.
Speaker 2:We can, we can do. Whatever we want, we can do whatever we want.
Speaker 1:Are there any female names other than no?
Speaker 2:Isn't that a bartender that we know, sucka?
Speaker 1:She says Sucka.
Speaker 2:What's up? Sucka, Sucka, Sucka, Sucka.
Speaker 1:Anyway, so he's dead. So anyway, that's just, I don't know. Beth Wiener says he laid there for four hours and hours until they finally took his blood pressure and they said okay, we can put you in. And that was when he was being recruited at Grand Central Station because the nurse said you can't join the military, but then they said he can. So that's how much he wanted to go kill. Hitler and the Nazis. It's a different time.
Speaker 4:He's a very vascular Wiener.
Speaker 1:Very, she wanted to go kill Hitler and the Nazis. It's a different time. It's a very vascular Wiener, very vascular, very vascular. Rip, mr Wiener.
Speaker 2:RIP Mr Wiener.
Speaker 1:All right, let's move on to another story. This story involves human faces.
Speaker 2:Human faces.
Speaker 1:Faces, faces.
Speaker 2:Ew gross Faces Poop.
Speaker 1:The Gross Thice Thice Poop, the Delco Pooper Whoa Alleged Delco Pooper. The cops say she told them her poop was quote clean.
Speaker 2:Okay, there's a lot already to unpack.
Speaker 1:There's a lot going on what is this? Creepy-ass smile. Their mugshot is unbelievable. She's like I just shit on something. Her name is Christina. That is the post-shit smile. Wait till you find it, wait till you find out. Her name is Christina Salamito. Christina Salamito, you did it.
Speaker 1:Yes, she was in Pennsylvania and she did admit to pooping on somebody else's car as part of a road rage incident, oof. But she says that the poop was so good she didn't even need to wipe afterwards because quote it was a clean poop, oh God. So that is fantastic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's like it just went straight through the door, barely touched the doorframe.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm the Delco Pooper. You can see her right here.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:In the video. Someone did get video so Jerry can take a look at it here and it is absolutely fascinating. When you see the woman, she goes up to the here we go, there you go, oh, oh boy.
Speaker 4:Right into someone's fender.
Speaker 1:She goes up to the car and she takes a dump. Why don't you do a little rewind there for Jerry? If you can Kyle A little rewind for Jerry, it's on one of those.
Speaker 4:The TikTok won't rewind.
Speaker 1:The TikTok won't rewind. There you go.
Speaker 4:It'll restart.
Speaker 1:There's the human shit right there. It's liquidy. What Very chocolatey brown.
Speaker 2:But then why did she? So she lied then.
Speaker 1:It wasn't clean.
Speaker 2:Her butthole was clean, so she goes up, she drops. It was a puddle, that was mud butt.
Speaker 1:That's not a fucking clean shot. No, but she didn't have to wipe afterwards.
Speaker 4:She needs to wipe her thighs, her hamstrings.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, that's so gross. Why did she march off all proud like?
Speaker 1:that Because she was proud of herself. Look at the mugshot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's so true she's very excited. Damn, that guy did her dirty. What ex did she poops on?
Speaker 1:This is just road rage.
Speaker 2:This is a random person.
Speaker 1:She allegedly dropped the deuce on the hood of another motorist car after being upset with their driving.
Speaker 2:This is an insane face that I'm looking at. Is she like blown out of her mind?
Speaker 1:I think she's just happy. Her eyebrows are fully plucked Definitely a gal of the 90s. She has no upper lip whatsoever. She's got that. This is All teeth, she's all teeth. She's got a strong, just a strong suburban white lady strength about her.
Speaker 2:She does, she's got an aura. Yeah, she definitely seems strong.
Speaker 4:Is this one of those stupid gum piercings? It could be, yeah.
Speaker 2:It could also just be something in her teeth.
Speaker 4:It might be something in her teeth. It might be something in her teeth. I just got cilantro from my burrito that I just shit on your hood. It's stuck in my teeth.
Speaker 1:Well, she's definitely eating a high-flax, high-protein diet. Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's not enough fiber in there to tighten it up.
Speaker 1:Jerry, really take a look at that.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Thank you so much Just fantastic.
Speaker 1:So she is now facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on the highway, which I did not realize was a crime. That's a crime.
Speaker 4:That was a side street.
Speaker 3:That one's bullshit, I'll fight. I got to back on that one.
Speaker 2:That's what she was saying. Oh, come on, that was a side street, that's not the highway.
Speaker 1:Yep, there's another.
Speaker 2:What are?
Speaker 1:you talking about Kyle? Well, maybe you'll take her side after you hear what happened.
Speaker 2:Well, I did want to hear Okay fine.
Speaker 1:So what would lead Miss Salamito to take a dump on somebody else's car? What she says, that the owner of that car called her a fat bitch, he's like hey you fat bitch, I'll tell you a fat bitch. And then she says I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home. So isn't this actually?
Speaker 2:a little. I would have just punched her in the face, but that's worse.
Speaker 1:That's felonious. This is simply misdemeanor.
Speaker 2:It's just mischief. It's just mischief, it's just criminal mischief.
Speaker 1:So she's like, hey, you fat bitch. And then I think this is actually a wash.
Speaker 2:I mean wash the car. Yeah, wash her legs, Wash the car. A lot needs to be washed.
Speaker 4:Wash your car seat.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, I'm fine with this.
Speaker 1:Are between all the shootings that happen in this country, the physical violence, the Russian road rage videos. I've seen this is handled about as innocently as it could be handled Just dropping Trow taking a dump which obviously she had to take.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she was like you know what. I could hold it anyway. She was rushing to the bathroom, wherever she was going, Absolutely so whatever happened was because she was in a rush. Someone called her a fat bitch, probably for like the third time that week and she's like that's it.
Speaker 1:Also to Kyle's point. There's an image of her in her tights. She's wearing granny panties and white.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, that's a diaper.
Speaker 1:But you do notice there is a slight brown tinge on the back of her thigh.
Speaker 3:Absolutely so.
Speaker 1:I do think she may have gotten a little bit of a Clean shot.
Speaker 2:What if she was drunk?
Speaker 4:Hopefully she doesn't have cloth seats.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, she does have poop all over her.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I hate it. I hate it. No, I think if she was drunk they would have known. No, this is 100% sober, which again makes it much more bizarre.
Speaker 2:Her eyes are just weird and glassy, you know. Yep I mean she's just having fun. She's having fun Clearly. Oh dude, she enjoyed it. She seems like she had a lot of fun that day.
Speaker 1:And again it's like it's cartoonish.
Speaker 3:It's juvenile.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I mean, we live in a world where people get shot for doing much less than calling someone a fat bitch. Very true shot for doing much less than calling someone a fat bitch and also, if you're that person in the car, you got a story. You got a story. Go through the car wash. I mean, it's like one of those things where when you're driving to the car wash, you do want to tell every other car, like I know there's human shit on my car but I'm going to the car wash? Don't ask.
Speaker 1:And they're like what kind of bird did that? And you're like, yeah, bitch bird.
Speaker 2:Yeah it was a bitch Bird from the streets.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that bitch bird did that. Yeah, yeah, so she's been arrested. We'll keep you updated if we hear anything else. I think she just needs to have a little time to relax. She's all right by me, she's all right, she actually kind of has nice legs.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, she does. You're looking past the mud butt on her thighs, you'd be amazed what men look past. Actually I would not.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, yes, you would. No, I would I was a bouncer in New York for two years. I currently bartend. We've talked about this Women's bathrooms. It broke everything. I understand. Not only do women shit, they shit everywhere and they everything is just whatever is happening down there.
Speaker 4:Yep.
Speaker 1:It's a lot. It's a lot that we deal with. You're a lot.
Speaker 4:It's a Toyota Corolla. The pile of shit on the hood isn't even the shittiest part about the car. Yeah, what?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's right. I think that's from point A to point B.
Speaker 1:Crap it on a Corolla. Who cares? See, it's a buff out. Let's go to the wonderful state of Arizona. Okay, Arizona bars. Right, there is a specific bar and it's in a little bit of trouble. This is the question for the moment. When are we going to start letting 9-11 be a little bit more laughable? What 9-11, 2001? Little bit more laughable. What 9-11, 2001. Horrible day.
Speaker 2:I guess, when we forget it.
Speaker 1:No, we never forget.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Forget what 9-11. Shut up, kyle Damn.
Speaker 2:I forgot Kyle.
Speaker 1:The flight took off from Boston. Yeah, you guys were good, last line of defense, boston. Seriously, I thought your racism was supposed to stop people like that from getting on planes.
Speaker 4:I know you didn't do it. What do you mean by?
Speaker 2:people like that.
Speaker 1:One day we slipped. The one day Boston was like fine, you can go, let them on. An Arizona bar has been creating shirts, and the shirts say this is our 9-11. And they're advertising this T-shirt referencing the 9-11 attacks. Why? And they're advertising this T-shirt referencing the 9-11 attacks? Why? Because there was a massive underage drinking bus that took place on September 11th. So the bar quipped. They hit the second tower in a now-deleted Facebook post after the cops detained nearly 200 suspected underage drinkers.
Speaker 4:Holy shit.
Speaker 1:Which is like a lot of people at the bar.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and out of this they made a t-shirt that said hashtag tavern strong. Hashtag tavern strong Like they are the victim of this circumstance.
Speaker 1:They are the victim. This is their 9-11. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they should be arrested for this shit. Oh no.
Speaker 1:This should not be allowed.
Speaker 2:I think it's fine. How dare you? Well, you must have forgotten.
Speaker 1:I do not forget. They say hashtag, as Jerry said Tavern Strong on one side, and then an American flag with the words R911 on the other Absolutely not. I mean, I think it's kind of fantastic Cops nabbed 173 people.
Speaker 2:That is 173 people, that is so many people.
Speaker 1:Yes and issued 163 misdemeanor citations. Oh so 10 got away with it. 10 did get away with it. They must have been related to the cops, probably yeah. And that raid did not happen on 9-11. It happened on April 24th of this year in Tempe.
Speaker 2:Then why.
Speaker 1:Because it's their 9-11.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's the worst day in their history, right.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Also, this bar seems like they don't ID, so that's a problem. So the Tempe Police Department they say the crackdown targeted underage drinking and sent a strong message.
Speaker 2:We're watching, are you Because?
Speaker 3:it took 173 underage people to figure out that this bar is not checking IDs.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:For them to. It doesn't feel like they were watching.
Speaker 1:No, not for a while. Yeah, it seemed like the whole bar was just full of kids, but now we're watching.
Speaker 4:Yeah, was anybody over 21?
Speaker 2:It doesn't seem like it. That's why they're taverning strong now, because they lost all their business. Yeah, there's no fucking adults going in there.
Speaker 1:Everyone knew it was a teenage riot. I never felt old until I went to a college bar in Illinois.
Speaker 2:Oh, just children everywhere. Just to see a toddler's.
Speaker 1:It's insane. I really was just like I don't feel like I'm in my 40s.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:And then I went there and then all the drinks are neon and purple and in and I'm just like these guys don't need any more energy man, they're all fucking crazy and shit Bouncing off the walls and then anyone who was like attracted to college girls, like just see them drunk again, and then you'll be like, oh wait, yeah that's what it's like again.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They're all nuts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, crying on the floor.
Speaker 1:Crying on the floor and then just like showing their vaginas, unbeknownst to them, and everybody else is just like that's weird.
Speaker 2:One nipple is just constantly out and they're like girl, you're nipped.
Speaker 4:I don't care girl, I love who I am One of the girls runs away and cries and no one can find her. The whole night the whole night.
Speaker 1:She's in a bush Arizona State students took to social media to defend their local watering hole, but some locals condemned the underage drinking. One commenter wrote well, I tend to believe that there's time and a place for joking about anything. This certainly wasn't it. I suppose it's to be expected that students don't really grasp the importance of 9-11. And this is interesting, considering few of them were even born.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Feel old yet, let alone old enough to remember, and I do remember that when 9-11 happened, I was like this is our. You know what is it? This?
Speaker 2:is our 9-11?.
Speaker 1:This is our tavern being busted in 25 years this is us getting busted for underage drinking? Yes, but this was our Pearl Harbor. I remember.
Speaker 2:It was hard, it was fucking rough, dude. I remember it. Meanwhile, these kids are like I don't have the memory so I can't remember it. And that's, in a way, healing, isn't it? It's not healing if they're totally like, yeah, it doesn't fucking matter. Whatever, bro, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1:I mean I used to make fun of just like Vietnam all the time yeah, real sad. Yeah, so it's real sad. Yeah, so we don't know. Yeah, I mean like the kids, they don't know.
Speaker 2:They don't know.
Speaker 1:And probably yeah, they don't have any emotion.
Speaker 2:No, I hate that. They need to know, they need to watch some documentaries. It needs to be in their textbooks.
Speaker 1:Right, right it's history. Well, they're too busy making sure they're not dressed up like a big wolverine.
Speaker 2:Right, right, as long as they're not dressed in furries and they have their crocs on so they can run.
Speaker 1:But then you know these commenters. This is a pet peeve of mine. This guy says I like dark humor, but this wasn't even a joke. It always is like I'm not racist, but have you thought about how black people drive? Yeah, it's always like I like dark humor, but it's like do?
Speaker 2:you. I mean, I don't know and I can tell you because I am the most darkest of the humor, but that wasn't funny.
Speaker 1:That wasn't funny. That wasn't funny. People say it's just offensive.
Speaker 2:I know funny and that's not it.
Speaker 1:Oh, and then you also have these people trying to get clout. Asu senior Christopher Robinson Come on, get out of college.
Speaker 2:Yeah, seriously, don't you got to go look for Winnie the Pooh? Seriously, doesn't she got?
Speaker 1:to go look for Winnie the Pooh. He says I think that's Robbins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, robin.
Speaker 4:This is close enough.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I don't think about Winnie the Pooh again. I stopped. That explains why it's no good for climbing. Can you do your Winnie the Pooh, Kyle? Oh, Christopher Robin.
Speaker 4:Say more. That's why it's no good for climbing.
Speaker 1:I love Winnie the Pooh. Oh, let's do Boston yoga soon.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, we should do that.
Speaker 1:So one person says I just think it's offensive, especially since I'm from the east coast.
Speaker 2:Okay, it matters the most to me.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And then he says I'm from New Jersey. I know a lot of people who were in 9-11.
Speaker 2:Do you Do you? 9-11 was an inside. Do you Do you? Yeah, come on, 9-11 was an inside job with Christopher Robin.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, yeah.
Speaker 1:Can you just Google Winnie the Pooh quotes and say some to end out the week?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's the one where he's like I am short and fat and proud of that?
Speaker 1:Oh, actually, let of that, I love it. So this bar is in a lot of trouble and it is probably they probably do need to reassess how many underage people they're allowing into their bar.
Speaker 2:Probably considering it was all of them.
Speaker 1:And also if you are running a bar, 173 people, not one person tipping College kids. Don't tip College kids people not one person tipping.
Speaker 2:Yes, college kids don't tip. College kids have no idea what tipping is. No, no clue. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:There was a bar in Menominee, wisconsin, called Off-Broadway.
Speaker 2:Oh God.
Speaker 1:All the bars in Menominee. Let me guess.
Speaker 2:Broadway was like a block away.
Speaker 1:No, it was on Broadway. They called it Off-Broadway because it wasn't in the middle of the street. Okay, sure, all of the bars sounded like gay bars because it was in the middle of a town of no people. So it was the Den, the Log Jam, off-broadway, wow.
Speaker 2:This sounds like a great old daytime.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, that's amazing. Enough about Tony, yeah.
Speaker 1:But anyway, they would do a thing called Beat the Clock where it started at 20. It started at 25 cents. Every 30 minutes it would go up a quarter. So after two hours it was $2. And we were pissing in plants and taking dumps on cars. What Shut up?
Speaker 4:Call me a fat bitch yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so anyway, everyone's just all mad at this tavern. So if you're of age, go to this bar and say you know what you can or don't, I guess, but the bar just needs people of age.
Speaker 2:It really does.
Speaker 1:But maybe the bar also, I mean.
Speaker 2:I don't know, go on a date there or something. Order like a whiskey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's called the Tempe Tavern. It does look like kind of a fun little dive bar.
Speaker 2:It looks cute. It looks like it could be a vibe if there are adults in there.
Speaker 1:Either way All right. Well, let's get to some comments here, shall we?
Speaker 4:Pano says the only tipping in a Wisconsin bar is cow tipping. Am I right?
Speaker 1:Apparently cow tipping's a myth. Why, I don't know. Somebody told me it was a myth yeah.
Speaker 2:So you just believe it's a myth because one person said it's a myth, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, the thing is they say cows don't sleep standing up, they sleep on the ground. I can imagine that too. But the goal is that the cow is supposed to be sleeping upright, and then you get the shoulder into it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, what if they're just like idle? Yeah, but not asleep Not asleep, but not like you know, just kind of like sitting there in like a, like I do sometimes when I'm staring into an abyss of darkness. Yeah, Disregulating.
Speaker 4:That's true, yeah, anything else. They were discussing different names and now that Pano said Anita Snatch, I think it would be Anita Wiener.
Speaker 3:Anita Wiener, anita Wiener, there we go, anita works.
Speaker 4:Pano got us halfway there Appreciate it.
Speaker 1:Thank you, anita Wiener. That's the name. That's a perfect one.
Speaker 4:Furry Vengeance sounds like a great movie title.
Speaker 1:That's from Claire Nice. Claire nailed it. Thank you for that. That needs to be made.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it would also make a great sequel Furry Vengeance 2,.
Speaker 1:Electric Boogaloo. It needs to have Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God. It has to have Nicolas Cage. Yeah Well he is in one of those. Isn't that Wally's Wonderland?
Speaker 1:Yes, a bit. Wonder World, wally's Wonder World, yeah, wonderland. Yeah, that movie is fantastic. It's so fucking great. I liked Five Guys at Freddy's, but Wally's is so much better.
Speaker 2:I serious, I can't believe no one heard of Wally. It's what it was based off.
Speaker 1:It's what it was based off. They just didn't get the IP. Yeah, gross Rough.
Speaker 4:Yeah. And then Vanessa says we don't need a law, Just let schools govern their own dress codes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just a dress code. We used to wear nothing but pro-wrestling shirts and then they banned them. Ooh, they said, suck it. Yeah, because they said, and it said blood from a stone.
Speaker 2:Oh, I did the X thing to my friends last night when I won 40 bucks in a card game. Oh, suck it.
Speaker 1:Suck this bitch Cow tipping. It's a common term referring to an urban legend of sneaking up on a cow while it's sleeping, standing up, and pushing it over. However, this activity is widely considered a myth because cows, again, do not sleep standing up. So we learned another thing today, Wow.
Speaker 4:Okay, vanessa's also saying she lives in Ohio. She's never cow tipped, but people in Ohio wrestle pigs at the fair.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, I believe that. Well, that's just dating, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, that's just stupid, that's just dating. You just say wow.
Speaker 1:That's just wow.
Speaker 2:Wow, kyle Tola.
Speaker 1:I'll wrestle a pick or two. What? That's my wife, kyle Tola. Yeah, all right, let's play. Let's go out with the week. Let's go to Winnie the Pooh Close out another fantastic week of OK Bud. From the bottom of our hearts, we want to say thank you Also. This is Friday. This is my third Friday. No booze.
Speaker 3:Yay Friday. This is my third Friday. No booze.
Speaker 1:I've done it and I've had so much fun. I've been able to drive my truck around and I actually think I've done more stuff.
Speaker 2:I think you have too.
Speaker 1:It's been amazing we're going to go out to the movies and. I'm still hanging out with my friends and I'm not just sitting there all sad. I mean I'm half a tree of weed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, it isn't everyone, it's California.
Speaker 4:Go celebrate the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, let's go bat out some ponies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, let's listen to a little Winnie the Pooh, just to feel good before we close it out.
Speaker 3:Let's do it For food.
Speaker 1:I love it.
Speaker 3:Oh yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbler Time for something sweet. I love it. Oh yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbly Time for something sweet. I am short, fat and proud of that, and so, with all my might, I come down, up, down to my appetite. I don't know when he's a poomate sparking While I, up down, touch the ground. I think of things to chew Like honey and milk and chocolate with a hefty happy appetite. I'm a hefty happy poo. It's a happy poo.
Speaker 4:Hefty happy poo.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what that chick took out of car. Hey, just like on that Corolla. Alright, everyone, hail yourself. We'll be back next week. Thank you for the love. Talk to you soon. Bye, bye, guys.