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Episode 61: Dead Cats, Wild Conspiracies, and Surviving 380-Foot Falls
Could New England be harboring a serial killer? Despite law enforcement's adamant denials, the discovery of twelve bodies across Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts between March and April raises serious questions. We dive into why officials seem more concerned with debunking "online sleuths" than solving these crimes, and what the evidence actually suggests.
The stupidity of criminal minds takes center stage when we explore the case of two New Jersey teenagers who deliberately set a 15,000-acre wildfire, then told police "Mexicans did it." Their brilliant plan unraveled when investigators found text messages contradicting their story. Now facing charges of aggravated arson and hindering apprehension, these teens demonstrate what happens when poor judgment meets even worse cover-up attempts.
Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper Wanda Barzee is back in custody after being spotted feeding ducks in a park—a violation of her sex offender restrictions. We examine the troubling fact that Barzee served less than her original 15-year sentence due to a "miscalculation," while her accomplice received life imprisonment. The disparity raises uncomfortable questions about how our justice system treats female accomplices versus male perpetrators in violent crimes.
In other disturbing news, approximately 100 dead cats were discovered in a Long Island home, with three survivors rescued from what must have been a nightmare scenario. On a more hopeful note, we share the incredible story of Mirage, a 12-year-old tabby who survived a 380-foot fall in Bryce Canyon National Park that tragically killed its owners.
Join us for a blend of true crime analysis, social commentary, and uncomfortable laughs as we process these bizarre headlines. Listen now to hear why everything's gonna be OK, bud.
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Speaker 2:God, I don't know. Bup, bup, let's get her going, buddy, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Why not?
Speaker 2:Let's start Monday off, wrong? Wait, no, we'll start it off right, right, right I got it, I got it.
Speaker 2:Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to OK Bud, the podcast where everything's gonna be OK Bud. I am Ben Kissel at BenKissel1, joined by Jerry Aquino. Hello, MS. Underscore, Jerry, that's J-E-R-I-I and Kyle Plouffe. Go Celtics, oh my God, oh wow. Go Knicks. It's a house divided at Kyle Plouffe yeah. Also, check out our Patreon, patreoncom. Slash diebud and shoot us an email okbudpod at gmailcom. Thank you all so much for the kind messages. Jerry, you've been getting a lot of love and we love to hear that you're getting love.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean they said I love all of you. I fucking love Ben, but I adore you especially. Well, I'm adorable you are adorable.
Speaker 2:Put you in the pocket. I'll put you in my pocket.
Speaker 3:Thank you for all the kind messages Splat.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, put you in my back pocket. What?
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Speaker 2:Well, speaking of farts, that's what you do when you die. Let's move on to a potential serial killer. This is an update Not so fresh off the presses, but kind of fresh off the presses. Lukewarm update. Is there a serial killer in New England? A lot of Professionals in law enforcement Are protesting this idea.
Speaker 1:Not protesting. They're not allowed to protest.
Speaker 2:They are protesting with full force, saying saying no, there's just 12 random women that are killed in the East Coast with no connection to one another whatsoever. There has now been a 12th body, oh my God. The remains have been found in Connecticut, rhode Island and Massachusetts between March and April of this very year. However, again law enforcement say do not think that this is a serial killer, because it is not. And they are blaming quote the online sleuth community for spreading lies, which I guess we're going to be a part of, because it does seem a little strange, doesn't it?
Speaker 1:It does, I guess. I just don't really understand what the stakes are where they can't admit that it might be a serial killer.
Speaker 2:Also even let's just say it's not. Are you solving any of these?
Speaker 1:murders. I know seriously. You want to give me an example of how one of them at least one of them- is someone else.
Speaker 2:One out of the 12, as opposed to sending all of your PR team out to be like no, it's not a serial killer.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Just one person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just you know. Say something like yeah, we found that this one body was someone's crime of passion girlfriend.
Speaker 2:Boom, damn. Give me somebody, give me some justice for one family. There was someone there was.
Speaker 3:Yes, some justice for one family there was. Yes, an arrest was made in the homicide of New England woman, dismissing serial killer rumors.
Speaker 2:Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3:Okay, donald Coughill, 68, was arrested in connection with the death of Suzanne Wormser.
Speaker 2:Wormser 58.
Speaker 3:She was the very attractive older woman, I believe. Okay, so we have one Fantastic yeah, and that was in Groton Wow, groton I literally just manifested that.
Speaker 1:You manifested that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And I'm happy and I'm happy her family is going to have some peace. Obviously, it never brings the person back, but just knowing that the person that committed such a heinous act to your loved one will face justice is a big deal. So we still now have 11 bodies again in Connecticut, rhode Island and Massachusetts that that are no idea. People have no idea why they were killed or who killed them. This is according to Scott Duffy. He's an FBI instructor and certified police instructor.
Speaker 1:He's certified oh, he's certified in police Police instruction. He got a little plaque. Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2:That's kind of fun. That means you have to take weekend school.
Speaker 1:That means he can give out tutorials.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I used to think when oh man, they're certified. But now I realize that's two eight-hour weekend classes at a community college.
Speaker 1:Pretty much yeah, and then you just pay $1,500, then you get certified. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But he is. So he says from what I've seen or heard. First and foremost, not enough is being put out there, so we'll continue to create that serial killer idea. He goes on, but at the same time, nothing has been said to make any type of connection between the victims, and so that's what leads me down to let law enforcement continue to answer the questions they need to answer, but nothing that I have seen would arise to a serial killer being responsible for any or most of these people who have been found. Kyle Tola, what say you?
Speaker 3:The newest body that was found was in Plymouth, massachusetts, at Bristol Plymouth High School, which is my cousin's high school.
Speaker 2:If the Ploof's fingerprints are on this, Okay. Were there cheese snacks near the body? I mean, was there a Colt 45 anywhere nearby? Very true.
Speaker 3:He's a Sam Adams Oktoberfest guy, so there might have been one out there he's probably a Marb-heavy guy.
Speaker 2:He's going straight. It's a solid beer for me it's very tasty. It's a little on brand for Massachusetts, it really is.
Speaker 1:I've always enjoyed my Boston lagers. Yeah, I'm from.
Speaker 2:Boston. I only drink Boston lagers. Yeah, so Ploof's fingerprints are all over this. Do you know where your relative was when this person was murdered behind their school? I don't, okay, oh.
Speaker 3:There's no alibi. I cannot corroborate.
Speaker 2:Get some answers.
Speaker 3:But I believe the body that was found behind the high school was a man.
Speaker 2:It could very well be.
Speaker 3:I don't understand this whole serial killer thing. What do you mean? That they're saying it's a serial killer because it's the same MO and stuff, but they haven't been connected at all. Other than the original were women and now this is the 12th body, but it's a guy.
Speaker 2:I haven't heard of. I'm not sure if this is like a sexual thing at all. I haven't heard. There hasn't been. Cops have to give some more information.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2:If they want this to sort of not be a serial killer thing, they do have to start coming out with like no, this person, that's why they're here, and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1:Right, right, right.
Speaker 2:Because the speculation is going to continue. Duffy says this is again the expert. He says I personally don't think there's anybody on the loose targeting women in New England along the waterways and pathways, but at the same time you can disregard a serial killer out there. But don't let your guard down. An individual who's looking to take advantage of a vulnerable situation will do so. He always says he talks about the buddy system.
Speaker 1:So you gotta have a friend, you gotta have a buddy, so that you can get murdered in twos.
Speaker 2:Yeah, really, yeah, nothing's fun alone, no but you got to do the buddy system forever.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That is one area where I do claim my privilege.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Six foot seven.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, girls, girls left and right, you're your own buddy.
Speaker 2:I'm my own buddy. What's up, buddy? Yeah, I just hold my own hand, I hold my own love handles.
Speaker 1:I'm just like Do you tell yourself when you go into the bathroom if you want to go with yourself. Yeah, come with me to the bathroom. Come on, let's go to the bathroom together.
Speaker 2:I'm farting for two. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1:I believe that Yuck.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we'll keep you updated on that, and I I don't want it to be a serial killer, but it would be nice if we could put a little bow on it.
Speaker 3:But anyway, yeah, this guy committed suicide.
Speaker 1:Let's just start hacking away at these murders. I'm sorry, go on Kyle.
Speaker 3:This guy. He was a 39-year-old dad. His name was Stephen Myers. He's from Falmouth, which is in Cape Cod, which is super close to this location. They found him with a single gunshot wound, so that sounds like they're prepping everybody that he killed himself.
Speaker 2:So now so we got out of the 12, two have been potentially solved. Yeah, okay, alright, okay, alright. There you go. There you have it. I'm sorry for all the people out there who were betting on serial killer. We still don't know Right, even if five of these murders are one person.
Speaker 1:That's a serial killer, even if four. Oh yeah, that would be. So three is a party, four is a serial killer.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. Keep your chin up, keep your hopes alive out there for your online sleuth business, it is very possible we have a serial killer in New England, or at the very least, people need to start really really going to couples therapy. Yeah, because, no matter what, it's almost stranger if it's not one person. It is weird, matter what, it's almost stranger if it's not one person.
Speaker 1:It is weird. It's like everyone just decided to pop someone in the same general area around the same time.
Speaker 2:So we don't have one killer, we have 12 killers.
Speaker 1:We have 12 people that just lost their fucking minds.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I think a serial killer would make me more safe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because then we'd just be able to take care of it in one sweep. Just take out this one guy, put him behind bars. Everyone's safe. Something's going on, yeah.
Speaker 2:What if it's some cult shit? That would be awesome. It wouldn't be great for the victims, obviously, but it could be very, very interesting, we'll see. Speaking of interesting and the Boston area, Kyle is going to come now with some hot news.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I'm sorry. Why did you have to do that? I don't know. Don't start sentences like that.
Speaker 2:Kyle's gonna come now. And some hot Something is hot, I've still got the spunk race on my mind. That never happened.
Speaker 1:Little Caesar's over here. He's hot and ready.
Speaker 3:Nothing hotter than court-ordered testimony.
Speaker 1:Karen Reid Good. Segue Karen Reid a beautiful woman, beautiful woman yeah, so the New York Post?
Speaker 3:they're running with this whole thing that Karen Reid admitted to hitting John O'Keefe with her car and killed him. But people read that and they go oh my god, she admitted it. Over the course of this trial there have been numerous people who were first responders and some of them were like I didn't hear her say that, and then there were two that said they did.
Speaker 3:Right and one of them was this girl today who is the best friend of one of the daughters of the family that is covering all this shit up, right, and so she was like I don't even know that girl, I don't know, I don't even know her last name. There's pictures of them out holding on to each other, kissing each other on the face oh my god they're actually best friends.
Speaker 3:She says that she didn't know, karen yeah, well, she's saying she didn't know the daughter of the family that's involved with all this. That's the ones that actually killed oh, right, right, right gotcha so she was an emt that showed up and said uh, I heard her say I hit him, I hit him, I hit him and that never happened okay now.
Speaker 2:did she say that on the stand under oath? Yes, and did they cross-examine her and be like, well, it doesn't seem like you're telling the truth. Yes, and what is the jury thinking at this time, kyle?
Speaker 3:I would hope that they're smart enough to catch all these things, because all of the Commonwealth's witnesses have been perjured. All of them have gotten caught in a lie.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:And it is very tedious and boring. So if you're really not paying attention, your eyes can glaze over and just be like I'm done.
Speaker 2:Oh, and you know it's New England, so they need their donkeys.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:You better have donkeys on tap Fucking. Get the Dunkachinos, get the Dunkachinos, get your donuts, because these people the Boston brain. It'll go to the Patriots to the Celtics. It go to the Patriots to the Celtics it'll go to the Red Sox. I'm crying it meanders very quickly. They're Italian and Irish so they don't have a thing called patience. That's so true, so you've got to keep it again. You need your donkeys, you need your donies, and maybe just show a picture of Tom Brady every 15 minutes, Spunk him up.
Speaker 3:This is the girl Her name's Katie McLaughlin. And this is the girl Her name's Katie McLaughlin, and she is the best friend of one of the daughters of the family that's trying to cover all this shit up, and she was the EMT at the time. Yes, she was an EMT, she was a firefighter paramedic there, okay, so yeah, the one thing that's annoying is that we have all these pictures. The internet has all the pictures.
Speaker 3:But the judge would not allow those pictures to enter into evidence that she actually knows that girl. I wonder why? Because the judge is so biased towards the Commonwealth and wants them to win. So bad, really. She rents out her summer house to people in the family that is trying to cover all this shit up.
Speaker 1:That's crazy she was supposed to recuse herself.
Speaker 3:She never did. That's why the FBI is investigating this entire trial.
Speaker 2:There's a reason the witch trials happened in that part of the country as well, yeah exactly. And this seems to be almost an extension of that Boston I mean, when you think about a group of people that know how to keep their mouths shut For real and say what has to be said in order to cover up for their loved ones. No one does it better than Boston, massachusetts.
Speaker 3:It's very true, it's very Boston, massachusetts. It's very true, it's very tribal.
Speaker 2:It's interesting also now this time has gone on. All of this took place. Mclaughlin said this that she heard this on January 29th 2022, so we're more than three years removed. I mean, the memory does fade doesn't it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but footage doesn't.
Speaker 2:Right. That's why I'm surprised the judge didn't let the jury know, no, they're friends, because that would put a massive hole in the prosecution.
Speaker 3:So the FBI is investigating this case, the entire trial as well.
Speaker 2:So, like the judge as well, the FBI has gone and interviewed all of the people that are in on the cover-up up, and so if she is found guilty, would the FBI, would the federal government, be able to come in and overturn it, because it was a fraudulent conviction?
Speaker 3:It's possible because the lead investigator, who was a detective for the Mass State Police he was a state trooper he got fired for his conduct during this trial, so he's no longer associated. There's going to be more people that get fired in the police force too.
Speaker 2:And Damn Are the jurors hearing that?
Speaker 3:They, we haven't got there. They heard it in the opening statements but they haven't got there through like testimony yet.
Speaker 2:Because yeah, if you're a law enforcement officer and you get discharged, he's going to take the stand again.
Speaker 3:He's going to go up there and be like, yeah, my ass got fired. Here's why oh.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, for real, unless he just pleads the fifth. But he would look like a fucking idiot. And of course, pleading the fifth in Boston Is when you get a fifth of whiskey and you start telling the truth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when I really think about yo.
Speaker 2:You think you're better than me. It's like no, I don't think I'm better than you. I know I am because you were a boxer and you got knocked out in the first round of your one professional fight. You, you're 0-1, and now you're a bartender who sucks. I do love bartenders.
Speaker 1:You know, we try really hard.
Speaker 2:I know and you don't suck, yeah, Mm-hmm, I don't know why I chose bartender. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:The people with the chip on their shoulder. They're like the bouncers.
Speaker 2:And they look at the bartenders being like you think you're a bouncer, so maybe All right. Well, let us move on and we will keep you updated. So that's the basic update right now for Karen Reid. Yes, that's the hot goss. Do you think she is doing better in trial number two at this time than she was in trial number one at this time?
Speaker 3:Much better, and it's because the fbi gave them a bunch of uh evidence that they didn't have previously, like all the texts between the families. Uh, wow, the fbi had that and the state and the defense did not have them, and so it makes them look so much uh more guilty. Because the day after she didn't get arrested for this crime until four days later. But the day after the family was like, um, she's gonna get arrested for this crime until four days later. But the day after the family was like she's going to get arrested, she better plead out or it's going to be an episode. So they think Is it going to be an episode for them or is it going to be an episode for her?
Speaker 1:They were thinking it was going to be an episode for her.
Speaker 3:Are we talking television? We're talking full-blown. I think they're freaking out that the news was going to catch wind of it and they would get in trouble.
Speaker 2:And that's what they refer to as an episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, they refer to a lot of things in weird ways. Remember when they were talking about having a crush on each other from yeah, they're funny. Since when From jump, from jump.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Ever since I saw you drinking that cappuccino. All right, well, let's stay in New Jersey.
Speaker 1:Do we?
Speaker 2:have to? Yeah, we do, and can you pump your gas? Yet in New Jersey Did they change that one. I hate that.
Speaker 3:New York and New Jersey are so annoying. No, new York, you can pump your own gas. Not in the city, really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've got it. I'll grab it right now. I'll do it right now. Shit, I'll get over there right now and pump my own gas. I don't even have a car. I'll shove it right up my Okay, all right, that's a new form of coffee. There it is, un and his buddy, new Jersey Teens. They have set a raging wildfire. Joseph Kling and his 17-year-old buddy. The 17-year-old, because they're underage, isn't being named, but Kling is 19. So he's like the super senior that still hangs out in high school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not like that creepy yet, but it's like dude come on, it's time to start moving on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there was this guy, totus, who used to hang out after he graduated and all the girls would be like Totus and I'm like I'm sure he's in prison at this point in life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So they both started a wildfire that ended up burning 15,000 acres. Why are we covering this? Because they're such fucking douchebags. They lied to the police and they said mexicans did it.
Speaker 3:This is the most cartman shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 2:It was mexicans so they told, they told cops that no, no, we didn't do it. Oh my god, mexicans did it and you can see a picture of the people. The facial hair it is almost Mexican. It is not really coming together.
Speaker 1:No, it's just 17 years old, is what it is or 19.
Speaker 3:I think that's the 19 year old. That's a hard 19. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:You can tell they're just idiot. Teenagers barely grown out beards.
Speaker 2:Wanting to be men, but they have no idea.
Speaker 1:Thinking they can outsmart the cops by saying Mexicans did it.
Speaker 2:Mexicans did it, and then the cops are going to be like alright, then we better go look for any Mexican Right.
Speaker 3:Well, talk about progress. People used to just say that about black people. There was a black guy that did it. Then they're going out. You know, now they're moving on up.
Speaker 2:You would see it's progressive Nice, look at that progressive Kyle Tolick.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Ultimately, investigators were able to determine that Kling and his unnamed teen accomplice. They started the fires by deliberately setting wooden pallets ablaze on April 22nd and then walking away. They didn't even watch it, holy shit, what's the point? And you can see massive plumes of smoke. This was a huge wildfire, oh my God. They Kling and the team quote gave misinformation to law enforcement about how the fire started. They both blamed the fire on Mexicans. They say they'd saw the Mexicans in the woods playing with the wood before they lit it on fire, which is exactly what they did Exactly what they did, so they were arrested and they have been charged with aggravated arson.
Speaker 2:Aggravated arson. So they were like probably being all mean, they're like fire, you're also mean, you're gay fire, that's aggravated arson, yeah, and then they also they were hindering apprehension. So apparently that's a crime to hinder apprehension, oh, which I think is something all of us could be charged with. I'd be like I'm trying to hinder this.
Speaker 1:I want to hinder the fuck out of this apprehension.
Speaker 2:Am I being detained?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what did I do?
Speaker 2:Kling is charged with aggravated arson, arson and hindering apprehension. As I said, the Asbury Park Press reported that investigators searched the suspect's phones and found chats that, quote, refute the claim that Mexicans started the fire. So they were probably like remember when we started the fire and blamed it on Mexicans? Yeah, no way, anyone's going to find out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a foolproof plan.
Speaker 2:Foolproof, mentally defective plan.
Speaker 3:I mean, are there a ton of Mexicans in New Jersey?
Speaker 1:I don't even think so.
Speaker 2:No, it wasn't even like a reasonable thing to say, and before you put on your caps, your I'm white and upset caps. A lot of Indian people went to New Jersey, so I feel like that's the major group there. They slipped up. Well, that's why all the donkey-china, that's why the donkeys are running on time. Thank you to our Indian immigrants who have come to this country and served us some of the best goddamn donut holes in America. For sure. As of this past Saturday, the Jones Road wildfire has been 80% contained and these two teens are in custody. So it's just. It's obviously kind of funny because they got busted. But, to Kyle's point, back in the day you could get somebody killed or arrested for making up lies like this, Charles Stewart. So hopefully these kids learn a tough lesson who is Charles?
Speaker 3:Stewart. He killed his wife and then said a black man did it, and then it took a long time to figure out that he actually did it. And when the police were arresting him he drove to the Sturrow Bridge and then jumped off and killed himself.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 3:Well, they didn't get him then did they no, so he killed his pregnant wife.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:And then jumped off a bridge after they realized it was him.
Speaker 2:Douchebag, remember Susan Smart. Emmett Till or was it Susan Smith? The chick who drowned her children in the back of her shitty Toyota Garbage. She's like black men took the babies and they drowned the babies.
Speaker 1:And it's like I don't know. Wait, that was Emmett Till.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Emmett Till was in Chicago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I was like what that was when a white lady was like he looked at me yeah yeah, whistled at me, and then she admitted on her deathbed that she lied. Yeah, and then everyone was like oh, she's so brave for admitting that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, really Piece of shit.
Speaker 2:Garbage. Oh, poor Emmett Till and the mom had the open casket so people would see what they did to that poor child. Our children Happy.
Speaker 1:Monday Happy Monday everybody.
Speaker 2:There we go. We just decided to bring up Emmett Till One of the worst points in American history. Let's talk, matthew.
Speaker 1:Shepard next. We're speaking from a high point in American history right now.
Speaker 2:Well, alcatraz is about to be reopened so that'll be fun.
Speaker 1:Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Some of the ideas.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was too expensive to run like 50 years ago.
Speaker 2:Yes, let's move on. What a farce, anyway. Elizabeth Smart. So for those that don't remember, in 2002, elizabeth Smart was kidnapped by Brian David Mitchell and his wife Wanda Barsby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 2:Yes, absolutely. That was crazy. Yes, absolutely. A nationwide story Almost brought 9-11 out of the. Well, no, this was, yeah, almost brought 9-11 out of the news. Briefly, she was held captive for nine months. She was raped almost daily. Wanda Barsby the woman she used her as a slave and as a servant and completely mind-fucked her. Elizabeth Smart was found after they went shopping together and someone was like math ain't math and something's going wrong here.
Speaker 3:America's Most Wanted.
Speaker 2:Brian David Mitchell got life in prison, but Wanda Barsby, who is just as bad. This is one of the areas where being a man ain't so good as that. She only got 15 years in prison, however. That sentence was cut short after the justice system, in this case an injustice system, said that's too long for her.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:It's Wanda. She can't be in prison, come on, not Barzee. Well, she was out of prison in 2018.
Speaker 1:I hate that.
Speaker 2:She has now been arrested once again in Salt Lake City for sitting on the benches and trying to feed the ducks.
Speaker 1:That's what she got arrested for.
Speaker 2:Yes, because she's not allowed in state parks, because last time she was in a state park she kidnapped and raped a 14-year-old.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So one of the things you don't get to do anymore is sit on the bench that taxpayer pays for and feed the ducks which also you're not supposed to do, because ducks actually don't really need bread in their diet.
Speaker 1:Right, ooh, wow.
Speaker 2:And there's a bunch of worms and shit. Ducks are fine. Ducks are fine Also. They have curly penises and the ducks are some of the most un when they quack at you and start running after you.
Speaker 1:I'm scared of ducks. They're pretty scary. They look very, very upset and not scared at all.
Speaker 2:It shouldn't be a hundred men versus a gorilla. It should be a million ducks versus a gorilla, and I think the gorilla would tap.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2:Because they're not like.
Speaker 1:Pecked to death with a little flap Beaks.
Speaker 2:Oh, I hate those flat beaks?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they suck.
Speaker 2:So she was not allowed to visit parks due to her sex offender status? Yeah, nonetheless, she was seen in a park. Barzee was reportedly released on the condition that she call authorities once a week, which actually for her is probably nice to have a friend Just for a chat. Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Not right for any children.
Speaker 2:No 14-year-olds this week.
Speaker 3:No, wanda, sorry.
Speaker 2:Okay, thanks for the call you watching Deal, no Deal, I think so, okay, great.
Speaker 1:What is happening?
Speaker 2:I just love Howie Mandel. He's my favorite comedian, so she also had to attend court hearings and quote not commit any more criminal offenses.
Speaker 1:Oh, got it, which isn't all?
Speaker 2:isn't that on all of us? Aren't we kind of on probation all?
Speaker 1:the time. Yeah, yeah, we kind of are all not supposed to commit any crime.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm surprised he even had to like, mention that to her and be like again, don't go commit crimes.
Speaker 1:Don't be a criminal again.
Speaker 2:Disgustingly enough, the two parks were located less than 10 miles from her Salt Lake home In 2002, barzee and Mitchell. They were street preachers. They went through an open window, abducted Smart from her bedroom at knife point. This story, and then, of course, everyone's like what is going on. Did the parents do it? It was a nightmare and after nine months I don't think many people thought she was alive.
Speaker 1:So it's a miracle she was found alive.
Speaker 2:It was insane.
Speaker 3:After a couple weeks you can't even hold hope that they're going to be alive.
Speaker 2:Right. Yeah, they say she was raped on a near daily basis and lived with the couple in a run down home and on campsites in Utah, and then they also traveled to San Diego. Smart was found nine months later after a good Samaritan saw the trio walking in the suburb of Sandy and was like these people, you know, this might. This is the superpower of a Karen, even though it's a little bit played. But Eric quotes Karen where sometimes they do get it right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they can focus on the right problem.
Speaker 1:They see something that actually does not look right. It's not adding up.
Speaker 2:They're like they don't seem to have the right economic class to be here. Yeah, but they actually did get it right.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They didn't just randomly profile somebody who just dresses poor because they're billionaires, which is what billionaires do. I met the richest man in Brooklyn. He would come in. He had mustard on his shirt, literally. He had like hundreds of probably not hundreds, but tens of billions of dollars, and you would walk by him and give him change Maybe that's how he got rich, Maybe.
Speaker 2:So she was sentenced to 15 years in prison in 2010. But again her sentence was cut short, and I don't. 15 years for this. Elizabeth Smart obviously was not happy when she heard of the release. She was set free five years earlier.
Speaker 1:That's insane. Yes, right.
Speaker 3:Just another example of a complicit woman getting arrested at the same time as a man and the man does all the time and the woman gets off.
Speaker 2:Kyle Tola has spoken. Yes.
Speaker 3:This does not please the Kyle Tola.
Speaker 2:Oh God, this is the one complaint you a fucking totem pole, the patriarchy, uh-huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, it is the time that the double standard does not work. Thank you.
Speaker 2:So Utah authorities say they quote miscalculated the amount of time Calculated the amount of time.
Speaker 3:Slight miscalculation, sorry.
Speaker 2:Slight miscalculation Smart, who is now a married mother in her 30s, oh, I love her. Unbelievable, I guarantee you. There are nails on all of the windows, and be like Mom. Why is it so secure?
Speaker 1:Like you don't want to know, I'll tell you when you're older. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:So she was outraged.
Speaker 1:Yeah, someone in the chat said she's an investigative journalist now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's crazy For true crime. I did not realize that For true crime news network.
Speaker 1:That's amazing.
Speaker 2:I love that. What a brave, strong woman Elizabeth Smart is. Yeah, she claimed that the freed monster quote saw me as her slave. She called me her handmaiden. She never hesitated to let her displeasure with me be known. Oh my God, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1:What a nightmare Right.
Speaker 2:This is what Smart wrote in a statement. She says this is what Smart wrote in a statement. She says every possible caution and protection should be taken when it comes to protecting our children. Whether a person is deemed a current threat or they have a history of child abuse, neglect, sexual violence, prudent measures should be taken, including housing them as far away as possible from schools, families and community centers.
Speaker 3:We need to dump these people in the trash heap that's in the middle of the ocean, the size of Texas. Just let them live on that.
Speaker 2:You want to pollute, huh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Well, it's already out there. You throw them on top of it. It's like good luck.
Speaker 2:I was reading Nature's.
Speaker 3:Finding a Way when it comes to the giant trash heap.
Speaker 2:There's little bugs now, little sea bugs.
Speaker 1:They like plastic. They're eating plastic. Oh, so we're going to make a new radioactive plastic monster pretty soon.
Speaker 2:Yep, they love it.
Speaker 1:Come out of the plastic Godzilla just coming out of the water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, big old plastic Godzilla. Yeah, yep, that'll be fun.
Speaker 1:Isn't that kind of cool? Wouldn't be surprised, no.
Speaker 2:It's interesting, isn't it, Mm-hmm. So, either way, she has been rearrested for to feed the ducks, which is just. This is why you can't I love my horror movies where the villain is a really old woman, because I don't trust him one damn bit. Oh, that's just a nice old woman feeding the ducks. No, no, no, no, no no, no.
Speaker 1:No, she's got a creepy. Look to her.
Speaker 3:I just saw the woman in the yard. That shit is scary. Oh, did you see that? You?
Speaker 1:saw that, yeah. Did you see that? You saw that, yeah, and you didn't see Sinners. I stole it online.
Speaker 3:Oh, he steals everything online that makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 3:I would pay for it, though. Wow, what a high compliment.
Speaker 2:Kyle. Oh, but I would.
Speaker 3:I'd go back and pay for it.
Speaker 1:Wow, tell the actor who didn't get your $7.50.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I tried it was so fucking much money to go to the movies the other day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but Sinners. For those that haven't seen it, check it out.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it's so good.
Speaker 2:It's so good. No spoilers, but Michael B Jordan, just a fantastic.
Speaker 1:Every actor, everyone's amazing, they're fantastic. It was so, so sick and, kyle, you need to see it because I need to start talking about it soon. Shit, soon, shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, please, okay, let's move on to some cat news. This is for you, jerry About a hundred dead cats were discovered. Oh come on. That's not nice. Happy Monday, what the hell do you think we're gonna talk about?
Speaker 1:But a hundred cats were found cuddling each other out of nowhere, and then someone rolled in on them. I thought it was gonna be like the world's largest gave them away for free, and now everyone has a beautiful kitten well, everyone just turned off their radio because that's a boring story.
Speaker 2:I want a kitten. Do you ever see the video of the person who put the little gopro on their cat? They're like my cat's the bully oh yeah that just goes around and hits all the other cats. Oh, it's so cute, it's pretty funny 100 dead cats were discovered in a Long Island home Saturday. Oh, it's so gross. Apparently they were responding because, believe it or not, there was a foul stench coming from this really cute house yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, when in Long Island?
Speaker 2:was it In.
Speaker 1:Suffolk County. Oh my God, I have family there.
Speaker 2:So yeah, bohemia, it's a cute little slice of Americana house. It's adorable. Officials arrived to the gruesome scene around 3 o'clock in the afternoon, where they found a feline corpses inside a freezer and strewn around the Bohemia home.
Speaker 1:How many freezers did they have to fit 100 cats? I don't know.
Speaker 3:You can't even swing a dead cat without hitting a dead cat in here.
Speaker 1:I know I mean, are we talking like beer freezers in the garage?
Speaker 2:It must be a meat like, yeah, one of those old school Midwest meat freezers where after deer season it's just full of carcass. That's carcasses but plural. Right. The Suffolk County SPCA initially reported a possible ammonia leak around 2 pm. Wow, yeah, put that into Pornhub Ammonia leak, see what happens. Ew, oh my God. The official said, noting that they're there, it's my drag name.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Ammonia leak is so cute that it's my drag name. Oh my God, Ammonia Leak is so cute. That's actually fantastic. So you might have to dress up for Halloween as Ammonia Leak.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you might have to do that.
Speaker 2:Oh God, Ammonia Leak is here. I can smell them coming. I love it. So officials noted that there were close to 100 dead cats inside the home. Well, three live ones. And three live, yes, and three live ones which Well they were next. They were next. Can you imagine how horrifying that is for these cats? They're cute cats, they look well taken care of.
Speaker 1:No, they don't.
Speaker 2:This one has a completely red eye. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice that. Yeah.
Speaker 1:God, that guy. He looks like the eye's practically missing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's next.
Speaker 1:He's definitely next.
Speaker 2:They're prepping that one. Okay point noted and demoted. Look at how scared.
Speaker 1:the other one looks on the left. He is absolutely terrified, yeah you're right. Somebody help me meow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, say, help me meow. So the house was condemned because of the high levels of ammonia.
Speaker 1:Ooh, yes, yeah, throw the whole house away.
Speaker 2:As you can see there's a person just kind of throwing away a cat in a bag. I guess it's not going to be easy to get rid of these things. I guess it's going to take a little time and it's probably going to hurt the resale value.
Speaker 1:That's what you're worried about.
Speaker 2:A little bit.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:Housing prices economic boom.
Speaker 1:That entire house should be demolished. Throw the whole thing away. Have you ever had one cat peeing in a couple of places in your house? The ammonia smell is awful. It's so hard to get rid of.
Speaker 2:Now, I see that's the ammonia stench, yeah.
Speaker 1:You ever walk into someone's house that has like three cats? Yeah, and you immediately can smell that they have three cats.
Speaker 3:In college.
Speaker 1:Imagine a hundred fucking cats, yeah.
Speaker 3:I passed out in a piss puddle of cat pee on the carpet when I was too drunk one time. Oh, you would pass out in piss puddles, woke up with the worst headache I've ever had in my life. Fucking hell, I was just inhaling cat piss the whole time.
Speaker 1:Is that why your head is shaking?
Speaker 2:Yes, this looks like a nice place to sleep. Yeah, it's cat piss. I know I'm well aware of what's going on. You think I don't know that. That's why I'm sleeping here, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that sounds. Yeah, no, throw the whole thing away.
Speaker 2:I guess. So yeah, throw it all away, throw the whole house. Just get it out of there, because nobody wants to stay in a home that had 100 dead cats in it. It's going to be haunted.
Speaker 1:You're going to smell it. There's no way that smell is leaving.
Speaker 2:Absolutely not.
Speaker 3:And the family was home.
Speaker 2:I think the family lived there. Why are these people not arrested? I?
Speaker 1:was like a family of how many?
Speaker 2:I'm not quite sure. They don't even talk about the family.
Speaker 3:That's the most important part. It's all about the cats. Who is allowing this to happen?
Speaker 1:They're like that's neither here nor there the point is the cats have been found.
Speaker 3:And the house is condemned.
Speaker 2:Well, let's move on To a positive cat story.
Speaker 1:I don't trust it. Can we please?
Speaker 2:Yes, because yes.
Speaker 1:Just let me be gullible for four seconds.
Speaker 2:No, this is nice, this is actually awesome, okay, I mean okay, two people are dead. I will preface that, fine.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, you know what With the cat's alive?
Speaker 2:Madame, yes indeed.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:We're going back to you. Take that. We're going back to you, utah, today. That is the episode. So in Utah there is a canyon, it's called Bryce Canyon National Park. There was a couple tourists, matthew Nannan and Bailey Crane, 45 and 58. They were hiking and all of a sudden the hike went horrible. They fell, and they fell 380 feet. Oh my god, they were also with their elderly tabby named Mirage, so isn't that cute.
Speaker 1:They named it Mirage.
Speaker 2:Mirage was.
Speaker 1:Because they couldn't figure out if it was there or not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so Mirage was 12 years old. It was found by the hikers on Tuesday night in a soft black pet carrier and it was in great condition. Aw yes, nannan and Crane were identified by the sheriff's office on Wednesday. The feline only suffered two fractured canine teeth and a few fractured ribs, but miraculously quote seemed to have weathered the fall fairly well. Jesus, wow, yep, she was matted and a bit sore, but is friendly upon examination, as well as drinking and eating on her own. Aw yes.
Speaker 1:She's a little too unbothered. Yeah, fucking cats. Yes, she's a little too unbothered. Yeah, fucking cats.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she really didn't care at all and it's almost like did she trip this couple and have them fall? Did she kill the couple? We simply don't know.
Speaker 3:That's pretty rude. She landed on her feet. She's totally fine.
Speaker 2:Nan and Crane appeared to be living out of a U-Haul and recently came to Utah from Arizona with their last known permanent address being Florida, so they had a whole thing going on, they've been on a road trip.
Speaker 3:If that's the fucking people that stole my U-Haul, oh, they may have yeah somebody stole Kyle's U-Haul, so maybe it is, and there's that justice Wow.
Speaker 1:Maybe it was a wild lesbian.
Speaker 3:The lady was a wild lesbian.
Speaker 1:You know how they love their U-Hauls. I, the lady was a wild lesbian you know how they love their.
Speaker 2:U-Hauls, I think they're just called lesbians baby. So it is not known how the couple fell, but they are thought to have crossed the guardrails at quote inspiration point. So they were inspired and then they fell. So isn't that a nice kind of final moment? Be like honey. I think we're going to make it. Inspiration point offers three levels. Wow.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:Yes, and it overlooks apparently a beautiful, beautiful area of the park. And these people. They were looking and then they fell and Mirage says you know what? I ain't dead yet.
Speaker 1:You ain't taking me with you.
Speaker 2:You ain't taking me with you Also? Why the fuck we live in this U-Haul life?
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:I'm a goddamn cat. Inspire this bitch Inspire this, so they're all dead. But now it's fine, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1:Yeah, hopefully Mirage could become a reality.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it overlooks a thing called the Bryce Amphitheater, which sounds like it only plays corn.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:My cousin's name is Bryce and I'm just like Bryce is a.
Speaker 3:Slipknot name, or like a fuckboy, like he's always trying to finger chicks.
Speaker 2:Bryce and Bryce's. They just kind of I can. Just I know Bryce's. Yeah, they smell like meat in their teeth. The world's largest collection of rockspires. It also has the world's largest collection of rockspires and they're called hoodoos what the hell is a rock spire. There's a rock spire. It's the largest collection of rock spires. What the fuck's a rock spire?
Speaker 3:rock spire just do images you'll get caught up in the rock spire is it? It's when rocks make little towers it's like when rocks turn into cocks.
Speaker 2:Oh, cock rocks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cock rocks.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, it's the largest collection of cock rocks, that's what they saw.
Speaker 3:This one's got a meaty base.
Speaker 1:It's for when the aliens want to come in and fuck the earth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this one's very tip-heavy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Imagine if the aliens come and take me to your leader and we're like which one? I don't which one, I'm sorry, Kobe's dead. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 3:Take me to your cock rocks.
Speaker 2:Take me to your cock rocks. Slothar, stop jerking off the cock rock.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Man well, tomorrow we're going to get to this story about how this robot fucking freaked out and tried to kill this dude.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:But anyway, let's go to the comments. Any comments today?
Speaker 3:Katie's saying. Jerry's love for cats is adorable and ammonia leak as a drag name is so hilarious I choked on my coffee.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3:It's fantastic.
Speaker 2:It's fantastic.
Speaker 1:It's almost as good as when my doorman told me his drag name. What was that?
Speaker 2:Teen Ab, teen abortion oh yeah, that's interesting. Some of our listeners are going to be sad about that.
Speaker 1:You just triggered a lot of our listeners. Don't make me think, Michael.
Speaker 3:Claire said a cat peed on her leather jacket back in the day and the smell never went away. You've got to throw it away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's done.
Speaker 1:It won't, it does not go away.
Speaker 2:Cats have more ammonia in their piss than dogs. Way more it's got to be.
Speaker 1:Entirely way more. It's all ammonia, it's all ammonia. Yeah, it's really bad. Why, why, but why? Because, cats aren't dogs.
Speaker 3:No, they're kidneys, man.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, interesting, I didn't know that. All right, anything else?
Speaker 3:Pano likes the idea of on the trash heap. Just put hidden cameras on the trash heap so we can watch and live stream it.
Speaker 2:You know, I was re -watching Running man, the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, and it's Is that similar? Honestly, Mr Beast, games are really really close.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So we might as well just jump right in. We're already in the dystopian future.
Speaker 1:Let Might as well. To be honest, we got to do something with the trash heap. Yeah, why not? Yeah, kind of like Hunger Games over there.
Speaker 3:Anything else, it doesn't sound like anybody believes the serial killer thing.
Speaker 2:Okay, so the serial killer? Why not? Let's get some evidence there.
Speaker 3:Pando's saying people get murdered everywhere, all the time. I think it's easier to accept that it's the fault of one twisted person and not the sad reality of the world we live in.
Speaker 2:So there's 11, because one is a suicide. There's 11 killers as opposed to one. Yeah, I don't know what's better or worse.
Speaker 1:I really don't.
Speaker 2:He just hit us with the truth.
Speaker 3:He really did. That was deep for Monday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for real, I know that's rough. Well, we're going to have another fantastic week with you all. Thank you so much for supporting and commenting and rating and reviewing.
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Speaker 1:I tune out sometimes.
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