S1E30: Gabby Gooses: Pigeons Are Fake And So Is Our Setup

The night starts with pure chaos: busted tech, sweaty stress, and us recording however we can just to get the mic hot. But once we settle in, we lean into what we do best: shooting the shit and chasing questions that are funny, unsettling, and oddly revealing. If you love an unfiltered conspiracy theories podcast that can laugh at itself while still thinking out loud, you’re in the right place. 

We go from easy targets like Flat Earth to the meme hall of fame like “pigeons aren’t real” and lizard people running the world. Then we dig into why these stories spread: a shred of truth, a missing context, and a thousand retellings until it turns into a full blown narrative. That leads to bigger threads like population control fears, cloning ethics, Hollywood clone rumors, and why celebrity “proof photos” can be nothing more than lighting, angles, and a bad split second. 

The rabbit hole keeps going: Tupac and Michael Jackson theories, WWII escape lore and Nazis in South America, Da Vinci Code style questions about the Bible and a Jesus bloodline, plus aliens, Eden reinterpretations, Norse mythology parallels, and JFK skepticism framed by basic physics. We also share a real update: we’re taking a short break, then coming back with American History Month, and we want your help. Tell us what you genuinely love about the United States from the past 250 years, and we’ll read shoutouts on the show. Subscribe, share the episode, join our Discord, and leave a review so more silly geese can find the flock.

Transcript

Disclaimer And Chaotic Start

SPEAKER_01 0:14

Before we begin today's episode, we would like to share a quick disclaimer. The views, opinions, and statements expressed by the hosts and guests on this podcast are their own personal views and are provided in their own capacity. All content is editorial, opinion-based, and intended for entertainment purposes only. Listener discretion is advised.

SPEAKER_08 0:40

What's up, dang bats, dipshits, and assholes? Welcome back to another exhilarating episode of the Silly Goose Society. We have no idea what the fuck we're gonna do, what's gonna go on. We're gonna shoot from the hip, throw it at the wall, see what sticks. And how are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 0:59

Well, you know, uh, it's been a day. It has been a day, and these tech issues in a fucking hour. These like major tech issues, and I am like, I am like my armpits are sweating. I'm so stressed out.

SPEAKER_08 1:18

You only sweat you only sweat when you're stressed. Is that me? Is that is that the sign that I'm always stressed? Is because I just fucking sweat.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

It's so bad.

SPEAKER_07 1:28

It's it's bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Yeah, so listen, I have no idea how the quality is gonna turn out because I am having to record on my phone. Um so sorry if this sucks, people, but we're we're doing the best that we can. God damn it.

SPEAKER_08 1:46

For you, if you're not entertained, go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

This is this is very much a goddamn donut.

SPEAKER_08 1:54

God damn it, donuts. Oh, I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Oh, I'm gonna do the prepotente uh scream.

SPEAKER_08 2:04

So just my normal everyday noises. Let's see, let's see. Where's my

Tech Problems And Stress Spirals

SPEAKER_08 2:10

I had a fuck I had a fucking thing for this. I had like a uh uh price's right wheel thing of just like topics that maybe you'd want to talk about, or we just kind of go through it.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 2:20

Um so what the hell was there? Um besides the obvious, um, or we should say, um, things that should not grind your gears, but absolutely get under your fucking skin. So we could do another grind your gears little chit-chat.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

Right now, right now it's fucking riverside.

SPEAKER_08 2:39

Right now it's riverside. I said besides the obvious.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 2:44

Let's see. We could do that. Um we can just shoot the shit about um conspiracies, because we've only done what, like one or two conspiracy episodes.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Jesus, are you okay?

SPEAKER_08 2:57

No, I am I am straight up not okay, dog. Like, I just cracked what you heard me was cracking open a tall boy, and I'm at a quite a petite gentleman at this point. I fucking ripped through this thing, man.

SPEAKER_02 3:12

Yeah, I don't know. You're drinking Yingling, and I'm so jealous because uh that is my favorite beer. Alright, now that we've had encountered our what fifth, sixth tech issue.

SPEAKER_08 3:23

I'm not counting anymore. One more and I'm fucking out of here.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

Yeah, this is this might be out of here tonight. This might be the shortest episode we've ever done.

SPEAKER_06 3:33

I swear to God.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Um, but yeah, so what's on your wheel of topics to talk about? Let's uh what was it?

SPEAKER_08 3:43

Where what did I say? What grinds your what's like inconveniencing shit that grinds your gears? Um, conspiracies. Um yeah, I guess those are the two big umbrellas. Just the two. Listen, I had more. I'm fucking burnt. I'm so fucking I'm so you want to know what's yeah, the thing that grinds my gears that's mildly inconveniencing is a fuckload of minor inconveniences. Yes. Inconveniences, inconvenience stores, whatever the fuck. I don't know. They pile up and I've just I'm fuck me, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

Yeah. The universe is like has its uh knee right on our collective nutsack or something.

Minor Inconveniences That Pile Up

SPEAKER_02 4:35

I don't know, right now. It's not pleasant.

SPEAKER_07 4:40

No.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

Uh what's a what's a k what's a good conspiracy theory? Um yeah, you know what?

SPEAKER_08 4:47

How about this one? How about what's this is usually one that's fun. This is a good one to start talking about when everyone's drunk. Um give me um give me your favorite like crackpot one. Like it's one that you find just so fucking ridiculous that like it's just listen, I don't judge anybody unless you believe these conspiracy theories. You know what I mean? Like because like there's some out there that are just fucking insane. One I'm calling one, I'm just I'm calling you out flat earthers. If you th I would I swear to fucking god, I don't judge anyone. I will never yuck your yum unless you're a fucking flat earther. What the actual Yeah. I that's all I gotta say to that. It's just what the fuck.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

Like literally, all you have to do is get on get on a plane, book a book a cheap frontier flight for 50 bucks and just look out the window and you will see climb up to the top of a very tall building.

SPEAKER_08 6:04

You will see the curvature of the earth. You will literally see some of them are so so like if if there's any flat earth dick nuts in New York City, you can literally go to the Freedom Tower, all the way up to the top of the Freedom Tower. You go to the Empire, you go to the fucking Chrysler building. Like the top of the Chrysler building is a fucking tourist thing. And you look out, and guess what? You will see the curve. And while you're at it, if you still don't believe it, do yourself a favor. You jump fly to the horizon to prove me wrong.

unknown 6:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 6:36

So there's that. But I mean, even that's not

Flat Earth And Birds Are Spies

SPEAKER_08 6:40

I'm talking about like the people who think pigeons aren't real.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

That's what's I was gonna say, there's there's the conspiracy that like um the pigeons aren't real and they've bioengineered what was it, some freaking insect that they're like mechanical and they're really like bugs. Like listening devices that they can fly.

SPEAKER_08 7:09

I don't believe that that's flies or isn't it gnats? I think it's gnats, right?

SPEAKER_02 7:13

Maybe it's it's some like nuisance type, you know, insect. Like those conspiracy theories, I'm just like, come on. Like, no. Like I understand there's a lot of like weird fucked up shit that goes on with governments and you know, and there's plenty of governmental conspiracy theories that I do believe in, but that pigeons aren't real? No.

SPEAKER_08 7:45

Yeah, that's that's a good one. Oh, um, lizard people. Lizard people is just I love that one too. I think that's just insane.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Oh, the the royals are lizard people.

SPEAKER_08 7:58

Well, like all the world elite.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

Yeah, they're all lizard people.

SPEAKER_08 8:04

Yeah, the royals, all the kind they're all lizard people, and that's why they're pretty much anyone who's denying the global warming's a thing. You're like, oh yeah, it's not, so that they actually can like turn the world like hot and warm, and then they can like shed their skins and like actually be lizards and whatever. Yeah. Oh yeah. And then piggybacking off of that is that one with that young dude who's like going nuts, that like, yo, dragons are fucking real and King Dora is like in Antarctica, and that's what the fucking I I love that guy and the Rubik's Cube guy. I fucking I think I've talked about them in the game.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Yeah, we talked about the Rubik's Cube guy, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 8:42

Oh my god, that guy is in because he's so like it's one thing if like someone's talking about stuff and they're getting like passionate and like they're getting like like golden retriever energy about it, they're getting really hyped up and like they're talking the card. That guy is like so calm, like he's actually doing a fucking TED talk, that makes it so hilarious to me.

SPEAKER_04 9:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:02

Because he's saying the most insane shit ever. It's just fucking hilarious to me.

SPEAKER_02 9:13

Yeah. And you know, people say, and there's always this this, I don't know, like saying that it's interesting because like maybe most conspiracy theories have an ounce of truth to them, but I'm telling you, some of these absolutely do not have an ounce of truth to them.

SPEAKER_08 9:38

I think there's parts of some of them that are true. So like with the rep- So look with the reptile, I don't believe the world elites are reptiles. I do believe that they're purposefully like trying to discredit and get rid of global warming just because they don't like the cold and they just mmm, I don't want to live in Florida though. Why can't I just bring Florida to like Maine? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 9:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:58

So I think they are purposefully

When Conspiracies Have A Seed

SPEAKER_08 10:00

like discrediting global warming to make everything a little bit warmer, but I don't think it's because they're lizards.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

No, I think I think a lot of it, you know, there there are I mean, I I mean Bill Gates has gone on record that he thinks that there needs to be population control and you know that's tough because some of the things that he says is taken out of context.

SPEAKER_08 10:26

Like he's not calling for like mass murder, he just he's calling for stop having so many fucking people so we don't have a infinity war situation. I don't agree with it, but like people think he's talking about no, let's just like create a death rate and start killing people. He's not talking about killing people. He thinks they need to stop being people.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

My impression was that he had the belief that there needed to needs to be a way to control the birth rate, you know, like and and like when you're at a certain age, then you need to just like not have any services to prolong your life, and you know, like it's it's a really fun like I don't understand. There's this weird fine line. Like I think I think some of it, like there's a there's an ounce of truth there. I think he has some like weird fucking ideas, and you know, we know he's in the files, so he's weird for that as well.

SPEAKER_06 11:30

No, he's horrible for that. That's a different story.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

Yeah, he's horrible for that.

SPEAKER_06 11:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

So like, but but it's like, but there's that, I think there's like that ounce of truth, and then it gets like a game of telephone. Well, this person adds this little bit, and then this person adds a little bit, and then, you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 11:51

It's funny, there was one Robert's your uncle's brother. Robert, your father's brother.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

Um there was Did I say Robert's your uncle's brother?

SPEAKER_08 12:01

Well, you know, kinda. It's still your brother. It's the Robert, yeah, the bottom. Dude, I'm tired. I can't but uh well, it's it's kind of funny you say that because like you said, it's taken out of context and whatever. He goes, there is a shred of truth to that. There that there is a problem with everyone knows that we are having, you know, we are having children, we are wildly overpopulated already, as it is on the planet. We're not getting any more resources, we will deplete them. And all that other shit. Um and so, yeah, so like and it doesn't seem like it it seems I guess if you're gonna split hairs and if you're really gonna start entertaining fucked up ideas, it probably is ph physically easier. On paper, it's easier to just control you know, b children being born. Life being created. It's easier to I can only assume that it's easier to do that than it is to find a planet, terraform a planet, and make another planet liveable.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

Right.

SPEAKER_08 13:09

Now is that easier to do? Absolutely not. Is that ethical to do? Absolutely. Is it easier to control people having children? Yeah.

Cloning Ethics And Secret Experiments

SPEAKER_08 13:20

Is it ethic Don't even do not even I'm not even gonna finish that sentence.

SPEAKER_06 13:24

Yeah. No, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_08 13:26

It kind of reminds me of this um just because I love watching these types of shows. Um it shows that's like conspiracy theories in each episode is about a different whatever the hell one. They had an episode about cloning. And everyone going on about cloning and this and the other thing, so forth. And so they had the doctor on there. I forget, I forget his name. Um but he's he's the doctor who's had like the most like success with um like with cloning in i in that one, and so much it's like it's it it the way it's contained and that you, you know, it's perfectly legal for you to clone parts of a person, but not a person. Okay, yeah. He was the doctor where they successfully cloned that sheep.

SPEAKER_00 14:11

Dolly.

SPEAKER_08 14:12

Dolly, that's it. Yeah. I want to say he was a lead scientist on that one, and so he's like, it's completely legal for me to do this, that, and the other thing, but then that one he goes, like, you know, it's you know, more or less he said he goes like we're scientists, so naturally we're we're incredibly curious people, but at the same time though, ethics and morals has to come into play. You need to. Oh man, I do I it's that whole thing you have to think. He goes, like, you can sit there and you can think these horrible things all you want. It's just natural for humans, specifically science to think those scientists to think those things. But your morals and your ethics.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

Oh, come on, somewhere on this planet on this somewhere on this planet is a like island of Dr. Moreau where there's all these weird experiments. I do think that there's they they have at some point cloned a human. There there has been. There's somewhere some scientist has no ethics or morals and they've

Hollywood Clones And Photo “Proof”

SPEAKER_02 15:20

done some weird shit with a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_08 15:22

I'm gonna do so much weird shit.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

Which leads me to another conspiracy theory that a lot of the um Hollywood elites get cloned to like be colo like they're cloned and then they're um controlled by the Illuminati. That's a fun one.

SPEAKER_08 15:46

Yeah, that is a fun one where like they like Jamie Foxx was supposedly yeah, yeah, you beat me, you beat me by one second on that one. This whole thing that happened what what a couple years ago now?

SPEAKER_03 15:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 15:58

It's insane. Yeah, and that how he's like a completely different person now. It's fucking wild.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

But I'm telling you, those it those are the ones that's fun for me to dive into because like you start looking at the photos, right? And you know, listen, as somebody who knows her way around, you know, a camera, it is so easy to it is so easy to like you're taking a picture and it's it's a half a second of a moment in time, and you could you can click a camera five times in a row, and somebody couldn't can look comp like just enough different, but like it's literally well I've shown you that one picture I took of Maddie when we were in the cave, taking that cave tour, and she was making that god-awful stupid face. Like, she went literally within two seconds. I clicked it, she was absolutely adorable, beautiful, cute little kid, and then literally the next it looked like her face was melting off of her bones.

SPEAKER_08 17:11

It was like that scene in the scene of fellowship where Bill Bowie wants this thing one more time. Literally that half a second. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

And literally, those though, I mean, if you look at the the the time signature on those photos, they're they're just within seconds of each other. So when I look at these photos of these celebrities, and they're like, well, you know, he has you know, like his face is fatter, or you know, like the bone structure looks a little different. Hey, lighting angles, um, you know, shadows, maybe they have some, you know, makeup on, or you know, like people can look very differently every single day.

SPEAKER_07 17:57

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

You know, um,

Tupac Lives And Michael Jackson

SPEAKER_02 18:00

they're just so fun to dive into, though. There's you know, and then and then there's like celebrities who fake their deaths to get out of the public eye.

SPEAKER_08 18:11

And I'm telling you, I'm telling you. I'll put any amount of money. Tupac and Michael Jackson faked their deaths.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

You think so?

SPEAKER_08 18:24

I think both Tupac and Michael Jackson faked their deaths. Unfortunately, I used to think that about Prince, but then now I think Prince was killed. Prince was murdered. Oh, yeah. Prince was absolutely murdered.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 100% Prince. Prince was murdered.

SPEAKER_08 18:39

But but Tupac and Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

I come closer to believing the Tupac one. I don't know about Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_08 18:50

I do. Either that or his is a lot deeper, too. This is what this is what another thing is. I saw this one, I was like, no, no, no, no, please, because yeah, we'll fuck it. We'll pull on this string right now.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

Yeah, go for it.

SPEAKER_08 19:06

Michael Jackson was, you know, he I think he was the organizer of the um, what was it, uh the like um the We Are the World.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 19:18

So he he was doing a lot of um um charitable work and philanthropy and so on and so forth for helping all sorts of other areas around the world. Uh he was working on essentially like another one. As soon as he dropped one calling for um what the hell? Uh more or less he was doing something that now this is a while back because it's been going on for thousands of years. Uh it was more or less the same thing that was like a uh a pro-Palestine song. He was doing something about Palestine, not shitting on Israel, just saying, just showing his support for Palestine and the war that was happening back then in the 90s, uh in the early 2000s with them and so on and so forth. More it was kind of the same thing happening now, just slightly different.

SPEAKER_03 20:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 20:10

Um was like two or three days later. All the allegations, all the everything, the whole thing. Oh, I all of that was days. I think days later after that was released.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Listen, I'm just gonna go on record now that we know some of the shit that we know because of the files, um, I think a lot of people, the media, a lot of good chunk of the world owes Michael Jackson a huge apology.

SPEAKER_06 20:45

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

A huge apology. And and I think I I come closer to think that he was murdered because he was trying to give a voice to some bad things that were going on than he faked his own death.

SPEAKER_07 21:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

But it's nice to think I I hope, I hope for his sake, that if if that is what happened, good for him.

SPEAKER_08 21:18

Because, like faking his death and getting out.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

Yeah, like good for him. Like, you know, like he w the fame that Michael Jackson had has not been experienced by any other human on the planet. I will I will go on record. Like, that man was famous, famous. Famous, famous. Did you ever see that clip of him? Um, he was like, he was in some kind of shop. It was like an antique um thing, and he was going through and just talking about like um, oh, I want that, I bought that, I have. Two of those, and things were like there were like these huge urns and vases that were like a hundred thousand dollars a piece, and he was just going through the whole store, like, oh, that's mine, and I bought that, and oh, I didn't buy that, but I want that, and like he had so much money and so much power and so much influence. There's not there's probably not a corner of the earth that did not know who Michael Jackson was or is.

SPEAKER_08 22:31

Yeah, that didn't or doesn't know him. I think I was I think he was a little weird, I think he was a little messed up.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Oh yeah. You know he was I don't think he did.

SPEAKER_08 22:40

Oh yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Yeah, he he was he was raised a J Dub.

SPEAKER_08 22:46

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of that. So in his dad, like I I that's not to say that like I said, the I think he did some some weird shit, but um, I I don't I don't it's it's hard it's really hard to say. So it's like it's a real tough thing to say, but no, I I couldn't read anymore. He he's just I mean look, he did the fucking Super Bowl. It was a halftime show at the Super Bowl. That is what fifty at the most you have like 11 minutes or like 12 minutes to perform.

SPEAKER_05 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:23

He stood on top of that jumbotron for just about half of his body. He for like like I think it's like five straight minutes. That man just stood there and he didn't move a fucking muscle.

SPEAKER_05 23:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:42

And the crowd was losing their fucking m the whole fucking time.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:51

He that man didn't say one fucking thing. You heard, ow, ooh, ah, and then it was like fucking the pyrotechnics are like that, and then boom, he did like that toaster pop thing, bang, standing on top of his jumper trying. He's just standing there. I'm telling you, there's there's no fucking mind over him.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

There's absolutely no one since him has come close to his fame in his like just I can't I can't think of one artist famous person that you can get mad at me all you want. Oh god, who you gonna say?

SPEAKER_08 24:32

You can get mad at me all you want, but you gotta give credit where credit is due. If she's not already there, Taylor Swift is real fucking famous.

SPEAKER_03 24:42

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:44

She is really she is really fucking famous. Yeah, she's it's hard for me to say whether she is or we're comparing. I feel comparing the two of them is apples and oranges. Are they two different fruits? Yes, but they're still fruit. She's fucking famous.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

I think she's the closest yeah, she's probably the closest that will ever come to the Michael Jackson type fame. But I still think he I I still think he far surpa surpasses her fame.

SPEAKER_08 25:18

Once once she makes it, she hasn't been in the game as long as him. By the time by the time that his career started, I'm I I'll give him the entire time because he never like faded away and they came into his with the Jackson 5. Yeah, from five years old to with from the Jackson 5 to I would say even I would say let's not count the trials. So let's say when he was still making music, which was like right before the trials, we'll say, that's a long fucking time. Taylor Swift is like not even halfway there yet.

SPEAKER_05 25:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 25:47

So I don't know roughly how long that is. I mean, we're talking like a fucking chunk of change. She's she's not even halfway there.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

Yeah, I still I s maybe. We'll keep it.

SPEAKER_08 25:58

We'll revisit the conversation when we see how long.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Yeah, we'll put a pen in this and like in ten years we'll revisit it.

SPEAKER_08 26:06

Yeah. It's just like we gotta give credit where credit is due.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

I I will give her I will give her that credit. Um and I know like Yeah, I can't even yeah, yeah, I'm I don't even want to bring up anybody else because uh there's people that people have very strong opinions of, and I just will die on the hill that as of today, which I don't even know what today is, um no one has yet to come close or surpass his his fame, but anyway. But yeah. But but going back to Tupac, I I 100% believe that No, I I mean I I can't say 100%.

SPEAKER_08 27:01

No, I think Shug Knight and all the mother motherfuckers, he knew them goons was after him. So he had to get out quick before he actually was killed, like they got Biggie.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

I I yeah. I think I think there's a there's a like I said, I I come closer to to believing that. Um and again, good for him. Good for him if he was able to get out and you know, carve out a a peaceful life for himself.

SPEAKER_08 27:33

It's it's funny because it's like I saw a comedian one time making the joke, so he was just like the only difference between Tupac and Hitler is okay, one of the differences between Tupac and Hitler, because he was making a joke that like Hitler, you know, faked his death and yeah, yeah. Argentina where the fuck it was. He was like, the only difference between all right, hold on, they got a lot of differences, but it was just the way he said it. It was so fucking funny.

Hitler Escaped And Nazi Hideouts

SPEAKER_02 28:00

That well, that but that brings up another interesting conspiracy that here we go. I mean, you you're I did, I brought it up, I know. Yeah, yeah, you're and it this is in your wheelhouse, World War II shit. Um but yeah, that is so interesting how there's that um very German village in SmackDab in the middle of like the jungles of is it Brazil?

SPEAKER_08 28:30

Uh yeah, there's the Boys of Brazil.

SPEAKER_02 28:32

Or Argentina or something.

SPEAKER_08 28:33

Boys of Brazil. So he uh it's it's the the main quote-unquote store, the main conspiracy is that him and all the elites, most of the elites I should say, um, because he didn't trust his by the time the war came to it, he didn't trust his inner circle. So like um Guring, Himmler, Goebbels, he didn't trust any of them anymore. He was pretty sure so he he left all of them to be the fall guys. He had a brand new inner circle that he did. So them and him, they all s snuck on to like a submarine, and they ended up in um uh Buenos Aires.

SPEAKER_00 29:09

Hmm.

SPEAKER_08 29:10

And that's where they lived out their lives to rebuild the you know the the Fourth Reich or whatever the fuck it was. So I was to um yeah, fuck, why don't I why can't I think of where Buenos Aires is right now? But there is like a there was like an actual thing in um in Brazil. There's like a village like in the middle of Brazil that's like Aryans, like blonde hair eyes, like that motherfuckers ain't Brazilian.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 29:41

One drop of Brazilian in any of that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

And like they have like all of the like their house like the whole like like there's a German village, like the architecture, the the the buildings, the language. Yeah, like it there's come on, there that there has to be some kind of truth to some of that. Maybe it wasn't Hitler, but I think a lot of uh a lot of the elites did get away.

SPEAKER_08 30:09

They know that they found a bunch of them in South America because at the time South America was still fairly underdeveloped. There was the different resources that they needed there. Um, so that's just why they went there. And it was easier for them to stay off the radars because also there wasn't too, too many um uh what the fuck it was um Allied occupied areas in South America, like the United States had its territory territories in um in the Pacific and all that kind of fun shit. And I mean the British were everywhere because of the fucking British, but there really wasn't that much in South America. There was a couple, but there wasn't a whole lot, so it was easy for them to hide there. And um Yeah, so so that's so they so I'm a firm believer that he he did not commit suicide in he didn't die in that bunker. It was literally proven that the remains that were found by the Soviets outside of the bunker that was sold to the world was him. Was literally proved that that was not him. That that was not Ava Bron. That that was not their remains that were discovered outside of the bunker.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Interesting.

SPEAKER_08 31:22

Yeah, yeah. That was there's like without a shadow of a doubt, that is not that's not then. So he I don't know where he went. I don't know. I'll tell you one thing I know though. He ain't die. He didn't die then. He didn't die then.

SPEAKER_02 31:40

Yeah, he has to be dead. I mean, if he if he does, he has to be dead now.

SPEAKER_08 31:45

Oh yeah, no, he'd be fucking he'd be like 108 years old, or like 110 years old or some shit like that. Because he served in World War One. So you're talking about You're talking a hundred something years old. Yeah, he's dead now. No, but I I still think he I I think he died a long time ago. I think he died in like the 50s, like the 60s.

SPEAKER_05 32:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 32:11

Because he was really sick, he was fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 32:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 32:16

I mean, besides that, he he legitimately was like medically fucked up, not psychological. Yeah, I was gonna say, like medically, he was actually fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

I think I read somewhere where they did like had some of his DNA and they did like a deep dive into his genetics and um what did they say? I swear it was like they've proven that and I may have to cut this because I need to fact check myself, but he had like a hundred percent they figure he had like a micropene.

SPEAKER_08 32:54

I am I'm I would be willing to like let those like say with all confidence that yeah, it was I don't even know how much that it was a micropine, but he had a massive testosterone deficiency.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 33:07

That was medically proven he had a massive testosterone deficiency. So his dick didn't work no matter how big it may. It could have been f it could have been awesome.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

Yeah, maybe that's what it was.

SPEAKER_08 33:15

Like he was fucking do shit with it.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

A hundred like impotent or something. Like he just like he had some severe medical issues, which I think is fitting for him. Good, good, good. Yeah, makes makes sense. Yeah, genetics won in in that because, you know, uh he wasn't able to procreate. Thank God.

SPEAKER_08 33:40

Yeah, you know, that's that is uh yeah, fuddle of it. Though there is a conspiracy that he did.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

Oh god.

SPEAKER_08 33:48

There's a conspiracy that the the the bloodline of of Hitler is still out there. Just like there's the conspiracy that oh, this was oh fuck. Alright, yeah, we're gonna have the Hitler kick right now, and we're gonna move from one bunch of fucking psychopaths to Nazis to another bunch of psychopaths, Christians and Catholics.

Da Vinci Code And Jesus Bloodline

SPEAKER_08 34:05

Um dude, one of my favorite movies for a long time, or his stories booked for the fuck for a long time was the Da Vinci Code. Oh you wanna talk about like a risque, like Ooh, I loved it. And not because like you know, the movie isn't not like necessarily like it's not an it's not an award winner. But just the story itself, I think, is fantastic. It it plays on for those of you who don't know, first off, uh-huh. Two um it goes off of that um Jesus um Jesus had had children. Jesus was uh either married or in love with whatever Jesus had children with Mary Magdalene. Mm-hmm and that technically Mary Magdalene is the Holy Grail. The uh the Holy Grail is Jesus' bloodline, and that there is an there's a quite a high possibility that there is a living descendant of Jesus Christ. Which is just that is a beautiful, just it's a beautiful story to me. Because like everything that whole scene, you've seen the movie, right?

SPEAKER_03 35:13

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 35:14

That whole scene with Ian McKellen and him telling the story and all of it about Oh, I love it. It's beautiful because it's a hundred percent true. Can you imagine what would happen to the world if that came out to be true? Somehow they were able to, without a shadow of a doubt, prove that Jesus had children and there was a bloodline.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 35:37

That's one of the biggest pillars of that whole religion.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

Isn't there allegedly um like the Vatican or yeah, maybe the Vatican has there's like a lot of books of the Bible that were like taken out and some of the there was was there an account from I'm trying to think there was uh an account from I was it from Mary where she talked about she wrote a couple of gospels and um like there's some evidence in that that they were married or had relations.

SPEAKER_06 36:24

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Um but yeah, they're I think the Bible that we have now is like Oh, it's been rewritten, literally just not even close to anything that was cobbled together, you know.

SPEAKER_08 36:38

As many copies that have been sold, the stories of the Bible have been retold, rewritten uh millions of times over. And not only that, but we also don't have the Dead Sea Scrolls. There was the burning of the library New Alexandria.

SPEAKER_04 36:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:54

So there we're you're we're talking about records of time, records of human history that were just destroyed because of bullshit beliefs. Thanks, dickheads.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

So I I think I think that's one, you know, that's that's a conspiracy that you know, it it's it's possible. It's as possible as

Aliens, Eden, And Norse Parallels

SPEAKER_02 37:15

you know, I don't know. I I think that's as possible as um the earth was seeded by an alien species.

SPEAKER_08 37:27

Yeah, that's a fun one too. Is that the story? I love when people think some of the older stories that really haven't changed too too much over the past thousand years or so from the Bible. Um, people are like, well, you know, we know like from older stories, people didn't know how to describe something they saw, so they just said it was this, they just said it was that. He goes, We don't know how to describe something, so we call it God. When we don't have anything, we call it God, right? It's like, well, that's what who's to say these ancient civilizations didn't do that? We know for a fact that, you know, ancient Norse and ancient Greek and ancient Roman, they were like, we don't know it, so it's the gods. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 38:07

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 38:08

So it's like who's to say that such and such stories in the Bible that we know of it wasn't misinterpreted as it must have been the gods because they came from the heavens, they came from the sky. So yeah, it was aliens that did this one. Yeah, it was the one that um uh the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was like one of those like escape pods kind of things, if you will, like where we're you're just going, you're terraforming out a planet. More or like that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was the spaceship. And Adam and Eve were like the the story of Adam and Eve was the first um you know, like they were aliens. Yeah, that went and populated the earth and terraformed the earth and what have you. And uh the fact that the uh what was it, the uh there's one word is that that the you know the uh the snake that seduced Eve to eat from the uh the Garden of Eden was like what was was humans. And was that if like there was a certain amount of interaction, then I forget for more or less what it was was that like if the aliens did anything to like interact with the humans, they would die. So then there's a story goes, yeah, so that it was um you know, she fell in love with her cre you know, we'll we'll just say Eve fell in love with the creation with their creation, did whatever it was that damned her and Adam, if you will. Um there's I mean there's a hundred thousand stories. Then there's another TikTok where the guy was just like, wait, what if the story of Adam and Eve is just what if God is Loki?

SPEAKER_02 39:57

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 39:58

I love that story so much.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

I love that. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 40:01

That's because he's he he's right. There's the actual ancient stories in Norse mythology and the Norse pagan religion relegions, yeah, religions. The um the Garden of Eden from the apple of of this and the Tree of Life, like the there's so many fucking similarities. It's I believe those stories more than other, like I believe that to be true more than Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman who gave it. I believe I believe that Loki is the Christian god more than I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald was a lone crazed gunman who took out JFK.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 40:50

God, don't you love con I mean I I do because I love stories. I love stories so much. That's all to me, that's all conspiracies are is someone's point of view and someone's story to what they believe. I love them so much. I I to this day, I don't think I have heard

JFK Physics And The Patsy

SPEAKER_08 41:11

I've heard one that has genuinely changed my feelings and beliefs. I guess technically JFK because it's taught as history. Yeah. And you just look at it with an actual functioning brain. Um, like there's no all you need is basic physics to know that.

SPEAKER_02 41:29

Harvey did, yeah. Oswald did not. Did he have a gun?

SPEAKER_08 41:32

Did he shoot him? Was he was he a patsy? Was he a fall guy? A million percent. Was he involved? 100%, but he was not a lone gunman. Watch the movie JFK by Oliver Stone. And it's if you still believe that J that the magic bullet, yeah. It's not so much the magic bullet, there's the one scene that it's literally etched in my brain, is Kevin Costner just over and over and over again saying back and to the left, back and to the left.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

Left, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 41:58

They show the video, they show the clip of it, and yeah, fatal kill shot that blows out half of his head, he goes backwards and he falls to the left. Oswald was behind him and to the right.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 42:13

I'm not a physicist, I'm not a physics teacher here or anything like that one, but it don't work that way.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

Right. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 42:23

So, yeah. Anywho, that is uh that is my extra way of saying. I believe that the um Norse god of trickery is the Christian god. I believe that more than Lee Harvey Oswald. Acting alone. I s I swear to God.

SPEAKER_02 42:43

Yeah, if anyone is curious about that, that they're just search it on TikTok. That uh guy, I think there's like several parts that like there's I don't know how many parts to like his his reasoning on that. That is so fascinating to just listen.

SPEAKER_08 43:03

We need to hit that two down and get him on an episode.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

That would be that would be cool.

SPEAKER_03 43:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 43:12

All of your all your thoughts, all your feelings, all your beliefs. I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

Yeah. Yeah, because like it it's so interesting in the way that he pieces everything together. It's just like well, this makes a lot it makes a lot of fucking sense.

SPEAKER_08 43:29

Exactly, which is just because he's got a couple where he believes that Loki's God. I think he's got another one where he thinks that wait, I think I might have been wrong. I don't think the whatcha call it is I don't believe the Christian god is um Loki. He goes, Oh, you don't? He goes, no, Loki is definitely the He goes, the devil is definitely Loki. He goes, like, I believe it's um I think it's Baldur. No. No, he believes that Baldur is Jesus and that Tyr uh the Norse god of war is the Christian god. That Baldur was Jesus and that Loki is the devil. I'll find that one, I'll send it to you. That one is that's another one. I I I put that on as to help me go to sleep. Because he also just has a very soothing voice.

SPEAKER_04 44:29

Yeah. Yeah, he does.

SPEAKER_08 44:32

Alright, calm down there.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

Oh wait, I didn't mean for that to come across that way. Yeah, he does. I was I was just emphatically agreeing with you.

SPEAKER_08 44:46

Oh yes. Mm-hmm. Heard that. We shouldn't have that, but I just heard that. One last thing before we wrap this up. I will I I kind of laughed. I just I ain't naming no one. I'm just saying, when you sent me that video that one time, he goes, listen, you need to do me a favor. I was like, what? You better tell your fucking friend Scott John Dancy if you better watch his fucking tone if he's gonna be talking like that. I was hysterical. I was hysterical. Because I I literally saw that and I heard what he said, and I just went, she's gonna send me a message. I'm gonna I'm I am going to hear from Angie about this. I for a fact I know I'm going to. Dude shit. I as soon as I said I'm going to hear from her. Not 10 seconds later. Message from Angie. Hey, we got into this one. By the way, tell you, boy, fucking chill. Hysterical.

SPEAKER_03 45:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 45:55

Now you see why Lauren loves him so much.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Yeah, he's he's he's an interesting, interesting fella.

SPEAKER_08 46:04

That is one word. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:06

We gotta get him on.

SPEAKER_08 46:08

We do. We do. He doesn't insane amount of traveling. He actually just got back from traveling. Send me, send me like a note of what I gotta do. I gotta get a hold of him. I gotta get a hold of my other friend to do Princess. We have to do the Princess Bride.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

We have to Yeah, we do. We really do. We really do.

SPEAKER_08 46:26

Just rewatch that movie. I'm not kidding. I just rewatched that movie like a couple of days ago. And first off, I apologize from the deepest chasms of my body, my brain, whatever, that I never named that movie as one of my favorite movies of all time. It's so perfect, but we're not gonna talk anymore about it because we're gonna save that for my friend.

Break Announcement And July Plans

SPEAKER_03 46:50

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 46:51

Such a perfect movie.

SPEAKER_03 46:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 46:53

Um we gotta wrap this fucker up.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

Yeah, yeah. So uh just to let people know, um, we are taking a couple weeks off.

SPEAKER_08 47:05

We are on a break.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

We are taking we need we need a couple couple weeks break. Um we got travel, we got things going on.

SPEAKER_08 47:16

Um and so cry.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

Yeah, yeah. We've just need need a couple weeks to reset. Um same thing like we did around this time last year. We had, you know, I think you and I both had like vacations going on, and um, it's just a good good time to, it's beginning of summer, just kind of like recalibrate, reset, take a little bit of a break. Um so we will be back on is it July 1st?

SPEAKER_08 47:48

I think it's July 1st.

American History Month Listener Prompt

SPEAKER_08 47:50

We will be back. And spoiler alert, it's not a spoiler alert if you haven't heard about it just yet. Um, our country is pretty fucking old. Even though it's like the youngest country in the world. 250 years old. Now, before I lose any of you, hold on there. Hold on there. We can still celebrate where we're from. So think of it this way. You can still love your job, but hate your management.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

Yeah, and like So. Yeah, we and we try to s we look, we just we're not gonna say it. Two things we we really, really kind of try, just because it's so divisive and you know, everyone has their own thoughts and op feelings, and everyone's entitled to their opinions, we try to stay away from a couple topics. But having said that, I think by and large, no matter what what administration is in control or whatever you want to say, there is still a lot of good front in this country. And we yeah, we got a lot of problems, but man, 250 years of this amazing experiment that is the United States, I think it's worthy to like just take a beat and celebrate who we are as a nation. I I think it's worthy.

SPEAKER_08 49:36

Out of 250 years, I think you know what that's what we're gonna do. All next month, it's gonna be American History Month. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 49:44

We should you know how we always we make the jokes that like humanity shouldn't be here. The United States shouldn't be here. I'm not saying, oh, because it's it's like there's so we so close to the brink of not. In the very beginning, before before we even were. The American Revolution itself. We were so close to being snuffed out of existence. But god damn it, if we didn't come back like the worst case of fucking herpes.

SPEAKER_00 50:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 50:12

But seriously, I think 250 years is definitely something to celebrate and talk about and think about and kind of just reflect upon. So I'm going completely rogue here on this one. Um please, you have you have the social medias, you you have the comments, you have the stuff, the things you can let us know what are things that you love about and I'm serious. I don't want any type of hot topics here or whatever. I don't give a fuck about your political is this and the other thing. I want to know the things that you truly love about this country, something you want to be celebrated that you can think of from the past 250 years.

SPEAKER_00 50:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 50:55

And we'll give it a shout out on one of the episodes. We'll fucking read them off for all I care. Who knows? We'll probably have an entire episode dedicated just to that. We don't know it. I want to know what you genuinely you feel needs to be highlighted.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Yeah. Apple pie and Dolly Pardon, you know?

SPEAKER_08 51:14

God damn it, yes.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

There's there's some just like the little thing. I think sometimes when I think about the the country, I try to think about just the little things like God damn it.

SPEAKER_08 51:31

Instantly, I think I need to start seeing a doctor about this one. You're saying something like that one, and then immediately there's now a third quote that will always play in my head from the fucking Lord of the Rings.

SPEAKER_04 51:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 51:44

When I'm having hard times. You already know the first two.

SPEAKER_04 51:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 51:48

But then there's a scene, at least it's it's one of the few lines from the book that made its way over into the movies from The Hobbit. Um when uh Galadriel asks Gandalf, why the half-link? Why this? And he goes, like, you know, it's not big great deeds that make that that change the face of the world. The big great deeds is the culmination of the little things. It's a smile to a stranger, it's flowers in the meadows, it's the sun rising, it's not these great battles or great times or great leaders, it's the small moments in everyday life that give us hope. So that's what it is. It's the little things.

SPEAKER_02 52:33

Yeah, yeah, it definitely is. And man, you know, let's let's have let's try to have some positivity for July and think about maybe the in the positives and the little things, that's where we find common ground, and that's where we can settle probably a lot of differences. And that's all that's as political as you're ever going to get me.

SPEAKER_08 53:02

Or these tall boys, and I'm gonna ask you what kind of door when the Westfold fell.

SPEAKER_03 53:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 53:08

I'm not a Lord of the Rings kick. I know I have one of the I need to get to bed, but I gotta watch some Lord of the Rings now.

SPEAKER_02 53:18

Yeah, yeah. So um take take you know two weeks with us. Uh have a have a good, relaxing time, spend time with your families, enjoy the weather, the the changing of the seasons, and we will see you on July 1st.

Discord Community And Sign Off

SPEAKER_07 53:40

You goddamn right.

SPEAKER_02 53:42

And in the meantime, pay attention to our socials, drop us comments, share podcasts, um, join the Discord. We are building a nice little community. We have a community full of listeners, supporters, and other podcasts. So if you happen to be another podcaster that stumbles upon us, um you're more than welcome to join our little silly goose society and uh, you know, try to build each other up and uplift one another and celebrate each other's successes. So that's the community that we are building, and uh, we would love for you to join us.

SPEAKER_07 54:26

Speaking of other podcasters, John Frankie, I would suck dogs so fucking hard with you.

SPEAKER_02 54:30

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 54:34

Anyhow.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

Yeah, anywho. Uh bye.

SPEAKER_00 54:42

America That was good.

SPEAKER_08 54:49

God damn right it was.