SPEAKER_01
Hey
everybody,
this
is
Gary,
the
traffic
guru,
with
WCTW's
afternoon
drivetime
traffic
on
the
twos,
and
right
now
uh
we
are
above
uh
Route
39
and
it
is
clear
as
a
bell
uh
both
ways.
I
can
also
see
uh
9094
and
it
is
uh
also
clear
as
a
bell
both
ways.
Now
we
did
hear
a
rumor
about
15
minutes
ago
that
on
eastbound
9094
there
might
have
been
a
slight
delay
just
outside
of
Baraboo,
but
it
turns
out
that
that
rumor
uh
was
unsubstantiated,
and
so
it
wasn't
true,
it
was
just
that
rumor.
Maybe
I
shouldn't
even
mention
it.
I
um
anyways,
uh
this
is
Gary
the
traffic
guru
with
WCTW's
afternoon
drive
time
traffic
on
the
twos.
SPEAKER_00
Okay,
hi
there
folks.
Uh
good
to
see.
Uh
little
bit
low
energy
for
the
intro
today.
You
might
have
noticed,
uh,
because
I
love
to
come
in
with
a
song,
I
love
to
come
in
with
a
dance
or
a
jig
or
something
going,
but
well,
the
big
news
update
today,
and
yeah,
you
know,
it's
well,
it's
not
a
victory
trumpet,
it's
more
of
a
da-da-da-do.
Uh
the
depsters
got
a
cold.
Yep,
I
caught
something.
I
got
a
little
bit
of
a
bug,
a
little
viral
something.
Barb
told
me.
She
said,
if
you're
not
careful,
uh,
you're
partying
too
hard.
Missy,
okay.
And
uh
I
you
know
it's
time
to
take
a
break.
And
I
didn't
do
it.
I
didn't
do
it
because
I
wanted
to
have
fun
and
I
felt
like
I
was
seizing
the
day,
but
now,
okay,
uh,
you
know,
a
cold
has
seized
me,
and
so
isn't
that
the
lesson?
But
you
know,
sure,
I'm
down
in
the
dumps
and
I'm
a
little
bit
sick,
but
the
dumpster
had
a
little
bit
of
a
memory
here
that
I
wanted
to
share.
Or
maybe
not
so
much
a
memory
as
a
moment
of
recognition.
And
tonight,
what
that
moment
is,
is
aren't
I
so
darn
lucky
that
I
am
just
surrounded
by
caring,
loving
community,
okay,
la
comunidad,
if
you
will,
I'll
blow
the
aspañol.
And
even
when
I'm
sick,
I
can't
be
too
upset
about
it
because,
well,
gosh
darn
it,
if
I
don't
just
have
people
picking
me
up,
okay,
when
I'm,
you
know,
down
in
the
dumps,
I
guess
is
what
I'm
saying.
So
I'm
feeling
real
grateful,
and
I
just
wanted
to
share
that
with
you,
all
you,
the
little
Debbie's
out
there,
okay,
in
the
community,
you
know
who
I'm
talking
about.
Um
you
know,
it's
real
special
to
me.
And
uh
I
guess
it's
important
to
take
a
minute
and
really
reflect
on
those
things
and
trying
times.
And
while
we're
here
and
talking
about
trying
stuff,
can
I
also
just
throw
out
there,
I
this
is
gonna
sound
real
goofy,
but
I've
got
a
little
Midwestern
cold
weather
hack
sort
of
thing.
Um,
I've
been
watching
all
of
those
Instagram
real
videos
that
have
the
the
influencers
with
the
good
skin
and
the
oh
man,
they
are
just
practically
sparkling.
Uh,
and
they
got
a
lot
of
tips,
you
know,
and
so
here's
one
from
the
Depster.
If
you
find
yourself
with
a
real
chapped
hand,
okay,
we're
talking
cracked
and
bleeding
at
the
knuckles,
you
know,
you
might
be
tempted
to
go
and
get
some
of
that
La
Roche
Posse,
uh
like
the
fancy
creams,
and
that's
fine,
you
know,
like
do
what
you
want
and
live
your
life.
But
I
got
to
tell
ya
that
if
you
take
a
trip
down
to
your
local
drugstore
and
you
pick
up
something,
it's
a
square
tin,
it
looks
vintage
for
the
girly
pops.
Uh,
it's
something
called
bag
balm.
And
you
know,
my
mom
always
used
to
say
to
me,
honey,
if
it's
good
enough
for
the
udders,
okay,
it's
good
enough
for
you.
Because
that's
how
we're
paying
for
your
college.
And
so,
what
I'm
gonna
tell
you
to
do
is
just
go
ahead
and
slather
that
on
the
bear
paws.
You're
gonna
cover
that
with
a
knit
glove.
You
go
to
sleep,
you
wake
up
in
the
morning.
Holy
cow,
Christmas
has
come.
And
so,
anyway,
give
that
a
try.
But
more
than
anything
tonight,
folks,
just
really
love
the
ones
you're
with.
Do
you
know
what
I
mean?
Hold
them
close,
okay?
Consensually.
So
uh
I'm
gonna
oh,
I'm
gonna
clear
my
throat,
excuse
me.
Um,
we're
gonna
take
a
quick
break,
and
when
we
come
back,
I
can't
believe
my
luck.
I
am
going
to
be
talking
with
the
actual
inventor
of
Brick
A
Brack.
I
didn't
even
know
that
was
a
thing,
but
it
is,
and
we
will
talk
to
him
and
learn
how
the
Industrial
Revolution
really
shaped
his
business
um
and
the
business
of
first
grade
teachers
and
scrapbookers
everywhere.
So
