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E-8-Small Town Stories: JT's Deportation & His Return to Texas

Bucky/Earl/Zack Season 1 Episode 8

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Some friendships transcend time and distance. In this nostalgia-soaked reunion episode, we connect with JT Thompson, who joined us from Scotland to recount his journey from British schoolboy in 1980s rural Texas to his current life as a deep-sea diving technician in the North Sea.

The conversation flows like the bottles of vodka we reminisce about—with pour tops removed for maximum effect—as we travel back to our teenage years in Chillicothe. JT takes us through his arrival in fifth grade, his struggles to be understood through his British accent, and the gradual way he became part of our small-town tapestry. Through stories of campouts gone wrong, cars with mysteriously failing axles, and late-night escapades that somehow never ended in serious trouble, we recreate a world before cell phones documented every misstep.

The narrative takes unexpected turns as JT reveals how the aftermath of 9/11 changed his American trajectory forever. After losing his job at a travel agency, encountering legal troubles from a DUI, and watching his car mysteriously burn "to a husk," he found himself returning to the UK—only to discover he couldn't easily come back due to outstanding warrants. What followed was years of legal limbo before statutes of limitations finally cleared his path.

Today, JT leads an extraordinary life maintaining pressure chambers on deep-sea diving vessels, working month-long shifts across the world's oceans and encountering adventures in places like Norway, Vietnam, and the Congo that are somehow even wilder than our teenage exploits. His global perspective brings new color to our shared childhood memories and reminds us how differently life can unfold from the same starting point.

Whether you grew up in a small town, navigated life between two cultures, or just appreciate authentic conversation between old friends, this episode captures the special magic that happens when paths diverge but stories still intertwine. Subscribe now to hear more unfiltered conversations that bridge the gap between who we were and who we've become.

Reconnecting with JT

ZACK Flynn

And with those baby blue eyes and that smile that's mine. This year, well, she turned three. You better grab a hold of something close up. Grab your hold of you and don't ask a question if you can't take the truth, Cause it might be a reflection of you. I said it might be a reflection Of you.

BUCKY

Alright, coming to you live from the old, abandoned Chillicothe Hospital, chillicothe, texas. This is the B to the E to the Z, and that is Be Easy. Be easy, baby, that's what we're here for. When he came here what do you remember?

BUCKY

Yeah, just.

BUCKY

Chillicothe. When did he move here? I'm going to say he's about fifth grade or sixth grade?

BUCKY

No, no, no, he wasn't here in elementary like a year or two. I'm pretty sure I remember him coming that right in fifth or sixth dude so we're gonna ask him about coming to school with chelsea.

BUCKY

But how much of that do we want to hit on before we just go to?

BUCKY

great. Well, a little bit, just kind of introduce him did he play football?

BUCKY

no, no, he never played.

ZACK

No sport I think he got here in junior high, maybe I swear, I remember him coming in elementary, I don't remember him in sixth grade Because he talked real funny.

BUCKY

No me, neither.

ZACK

I don't remember him in sixth grade man, I even thought it was fifth. For some reason we can ask him hey, you fat bastard.

BUCKY

I remember him talking about.

BUCKY

He called it primary. He was still in primary. I'm watching the answer now he got drunk.

ZACK Flynn

It's nighttime there.

JT

No he wasn't before, but now he did probably Hello, hello, you drunk bastard. Who am I speaking with?

ZACK

Not yet, not yet.

ZACK Flynn

Not yet you working on it.

ZACK

What time is it there Not yet Six hours in front of us Quarter to nine.

JT

Okay yeah, quarter to nine. I thought you were six hours behind me, but it's only five. Probably we ain't sprung. Well, it's due to the daylight saving time, right now.

ZACK

That's the only reason.

JT

Right.

ZACK

We are six hours sometimes.

BUCKY

Yeah, yeah.

BUCKY

There you go.

BUCKY

That good.

JT

Yeah, good, yeah, it's better you hear us.

BUCKY

Okay, jt, yeah, yeah, I can hear you, you all there now.

JT

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're jt I guess about you already, but justin bamforth thompson, that's right introduce yourself, jt, and everybody know who we're talking to yeah, you can't give my full name, though we don't need people tracking me down.

ZACK

No, it's too late now.

JT

People don't need my middle names.

ZACK

Well, I didn't throw your last name in there, so it's like you know it would be five. So what year did you get here in Chillicothe? What year did you move to Chillicothe, texas? What grade were you in I?

JT

got there in 85.

ZACK

Fifth grade Uh-oh Earl's right, I would have lost that bet.

BUCKY

We talked about that before you came on and Earl was like fifth grade, we're like no, I don't think so.

ZACK

I was like a junior high. Yeah, you didn't notice him.

JT

When did you think I got there?

ZACK

I thought seventh grade that's great.

BUCKY

I don't think he's. I was off by a mere two years he didn't speak English until seventh grade is what it was is that what it was he?

ZACK

spoke, he spoke he spoke real English until yeah, he spoke old English yeah nobody understood me for like a year yeah there's gonna be people out there right now that's gonna say they don't understand you right now. So speak as texan, as you can, you're probably right yeah, you're probably lucky.

BUCKY

He's been to texas this recent. He has got a little yeah, the visit to texas.

BUCKY

How long had you been before you've been over in the states?

JT

how long have you been since what?

BUCKY

you've been in the States. When the last time you came to visit.

ZACK

What year did you leave?

JT

Oh well, I left just after 9-11. What was it 2000.

ZACK

I can't remember 2001. One or two 2001., yeah 2001,.

BUCKY

yeah, you got rounded up in that 9-11 shit. It was after what.

JT

Yeah, it wasn't too long after the Twin Towers went down.

BUCKY

Yeah, that's the reason. Yeah, that has something to do with it, doesn't?

JT

it. I mean no correlation, obviously.

BUCKY

Yeah, not that way no absolutely.

ZACK

not Only Twin Towers he took down with some tombstones.

ZACK Flynn

Only twin tires. He took down with some tombstones.

ZACK

That's a story for the later part of the story, the Volvo.

JT

Later part yeah.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

Yeah. So, what's up, you boys hitting Joe Rogan numbers yet, or what? Oh yeah.

ZACK

We're getting there. We just did. We're climbing, baby. We're climbing the charts.

BUCKY

We're on pace for that. That's what we're getting there. We're climbing baby. We're climbing the charts.

BUCKY

We're on pace for that, that's what we're working on.

JT

There's more interest in Joe Rogan. No one's just spouting pseudoscience, bullshit anyway.

BUCKY

Oh, not yet. We haven't released all the conspiracy theory.

Childhood Memories in Chillicothe

ZACK

I'm one second away from getting started on this episode, so watch out.

BUCKY

It's an easy distraction. No, but we was having you on JT because as part of a second episode or a joining episode it's not even the second one when we were talking about Drape.

BUCKY

It'd be part three actually, yeah just as we were talking about.

JT

Yeah, part three. Yeah, be part three actually. Yeah, just as we were talking about you know, yeah, part three. Yeah, yeah, I did. I listened to the first two.

BUCKY

Yeah, cool the first two about drape. But listen yeah they're good.

JT

I mean, that was two of the four. There's so many. There's so so many stories you could tell about drape. I don't even know where you start.

ZACK

Obviously you get a sense of some of this well, well, you know we pretty much decided that we're not going to take any cuss words out unless we super drop the F-bomb.

BUCKY

Yeah, he said Zach, tell me no more Super, drop the F-bomb.

BUCKY

Yeah, but we're not trying to seed it with that either.

ZACK

It happens I've had lots of people say that we shouldn't cut the cuss words out, man, because you got Call of Duty. Every kid in the world plays. It says in the game, so it's not nothing that they ain't heard. No, it's not that. We're just trying to be the respectable and prominent and trying to communicate and loyal and honest people. We are, yeah, yeah.

JT

To be honest with you, it's been good to hear you guys, you know, getting on with it well, that's why we was talking about me and errol's like.

BUCKY

This is what we do when we hang out.

BUCKY

Now we just record it yeah, it's a reason to get together too. And it's a reason to get together too. Yeah, like I said, we just started recording, otherwise we didn't hang out already at all, really, I mean know, maybe randomly. Yeah, not on a real routine.

JT

Yeah, it's a good excuse, isn't it?

BUCKY

Exactly yeah.

ZACK

And I'm the only one drinking, so it's not for that.

BUCKY

You're not going to be drinking that thing over there, you're going to spill your drink again, or you didn't spill it last time?

BUCKY

Yeah, I wish he was here with us, JT.

JT

If it makes you feel any better. I'm drinking a Bud Light right now.

BUCKY

Okay, there goes that.

ZACK

I'm drinking Deep Eddie's vodka.

BUCKY

Yeah, he's going hard, jack's going hard. Well, I'm having my sofa.

JT

You're on the body.

ZACK

We can talk about a vodka story. I think JT knows all about getting drunk on vodka, don't you? Oh?

JT

Yeah, I might know a little something about it.

ZACK

You remember when you popped the top?

JT

out. We were in high school, when I did what?

ZACK

Pop the top out the mixer part, whatever it's called, oh yeah, yeah, that slows the pour yeah.

BUCKY

There's a reason for that.

ZACK

I'm pretty sure it was called on the tennis court in Chilicothe, texas, yeah, that became a routine after that, Like I didn't know you could do that yeah after that.

BUCKY

I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, like what. How did you do that?

BUCKY

The plastic bottles.

JT

Yeah, that's how you know you got some good. I remember getting. I mean, I don't remember, but I got real drunk the first time I ever drank vodka and stole my own car from. What's his name? Shelly?

ZACK

Mike.

JT

Shelly.

ZACK

Stole your old car.

JT

Mike Shelly, yeah, Stole my own car. Yeah, he was trying to drive me home because I was too drunk and I talked him into going into Allsup's to get me some Cheetos. And when he did, I jumped in his driver's seat and took off. I know that Allegedly.

BUCKY

Allegedly. Oh, this is all for entertainment purposes.

JT

Allegedly. Allegedly yeah. I could either confirm it or deny it, because I don't remember any of it.

BUCKY

Yeah, that's a good alibi. Somebody had to tell you about it. Right right, Remember the best story when somebody has to tell you like, hey, you remember last night? Nope.

ZACK

Or remind you about it. Oh yeah, I like the ones when you get told about it the next day. Do you remember walking into Austin with panties on your head?

BUCKY

No.

ZACK

Why would I do that? Whose were they, you know? No, that really happened to Chris. I'm just kidding, it was me. Yeah, just a joke, all entertainment purposes only.

BUCKY

All bad jokes and having a good time.

BUCKY

None of this is true? Yeah, well, it's all fairy tales that we like to tell each other. They're just the stories we tell Well.

JT

It's like you were saying, though it's good that you're doing it, because my memory is terrible, so I forget half of this stuff.

BUCKY

Right. Well, that's kind of one of the main reasons we kind of did it too, because we're having to remind each other we didn't realize how bad our memory was until we tried to to remember some of that shit. We're like what?

ZACK

yeah, we're having to remind each other a few things. I can remember vividly, like the first time I ever stayed at your house when I was a kid. We got to wrestling and decided we're going to hit each other with pillows. And I went to hit him with the pillow and I knocked the damn light off the damn ceiling fan into the aquarium which busted the aquarium which busted the aquarium.

JT

So who got mad? Walter, I was going to say it wasn't.

BUCKY

Jane, it was probably Walter.

JT

Yeah, we had to come up with some really ridiculous excuse.

ZACK

I can't remember what the excuse was.

JT

I think we made some shit up like Zach swung his arm up and he was saying goodbye and the light flew off.

BUCKY

He was saying goodbye, it was a terrible.

ZACK

I don't young. Terrible experience.

BUCKY

That was probably seventh grade yeah that was probably junior high age.

BUCKY

That's when y'all y'all were hung out a lot at one time.

ZACK

For years yeah.

BUCKY

Well, I mean for yeah, then through high school?

ZACK

probably no two, three years after high school yeah, that's what I mean like through five, six years, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, yeah, for sure, and then that's part of well, that's part of talking about jt and chill back to the red lobster days boys.

JT

Oh yeah, red love I know how to make them biscuits. Oh, I know you do good at that fried mushroom mushroom.

ZACK

Yep JT had to carry me up the stairs.

JT

I don't eat black seafood.

ZACK

I do. I see food and I eat it these days, did you?

BUCKY

like being a waiter. Well, jt was a pizza delivery dude too. Remember you drove that delivering pizza, driving that old brown car.

ZACK

I'm trying to think what that car was.

JT

Yeah.

ZACK

Right.

JT

I used to deliver pizza in that car. Tony Bradley sold me.

ZACK

You're right.

JT

That red one.

BUCKY

Oh yeah.

ZACK Flynn

What was that? Pontiac, pontiac, yeah.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

Yeah, yeah, I used to deliver pizza to nothing. What was?

BUCKY

that tan car.

JT

The tan one, wasn't it? It was a Camry. Yeah, I was going. Yeah, since it's toyota. Yeah, I used to have a camry, but it it broke down when I lived at the motel and never ran again yeah, you drove that in lubbock I don't know me, me and drake were in a snowstorm and something went bang in the engine and they just never ran again benny had benny at the toes back to the uh, toes back to the motel never.

BUCKY

Yeah, he lived out there with Drake. That's when Drake lived there too.

BUCKY

So, jt, tell us about what you remember, like hanging out with Drake, or you know, like when you moved here did you hang out with him at all, up from fifth grade to junior high.

JT

Not so much. I think there was a couple of times I tried to get him to like come over, like during the summer, but I don't think his parents were that keen.

BUCKY

Right, but they didn't.

JT

we were new to the town.

ZACK

They didn't really know who we were, oh them, scottish bastards. You know how that is.

JT

Yeah, yeah, they're weirdos.

BUCKY

Yeah, I don't think anybody hung out with Drake, that I don't remember either.

BUCKY

No, even junior high. No, not really.

BUCKY

He really was pretty family-oriented.

JT

Not really younger, yeah.

BUCKY

I mean I was friends with him as little kids, kind of Like I said we played like GI Joes and shit when we were little bitty and then I didn't like hang out with him again until after junior high, no yeah.

JT

Yeah, no, he didn't really seem to like to come and hang out.

BUCKY

Wow.

JT

Like you know, fifth, sixth, grade.

BUCKY

They were all guarded, I'd say, I'd say all of them, like Sharon Benny, his sister, all of them. They were kind of guarded, you know, like from the world, kind of. They were skeptical of people For more good reasons.

JT

You see, now, at the time we just probably thought, eh, you know, but anyway, I mean I knew his sister before I knew him because I used to have that little job at the drugstore.

BUCKY

Oh yeah, Go on and do that a little bit. I better remember that.

JT

And Kurt is drug, and that's where Tamara worked.

BUCKY

Oh, okay, interesting, I forgot about that. See, you're just telling me something.

BUCKY

I forgot about Totally. I know Forget about things like that.

BUCKY

The drugstore. What year was that had to?

JT

be what? 90?, 80? That was probably like 80. 80-something, 80-something, probably 86, 87 when I was working there. No, no, I don't know if it was junior high, I think it was maybe like sixth grade.

BUCKY

Like what'd you do? Maybe seven? What'd you do? Like sweet and clean up.

JT

Yeah, weren't back there counting pills. You weren't looking at playboys were you? Well not. While people were looking, I had a couple of men in the back, maybe that's before they put them in plastic it is tamra. Tamra was like doing the drinks and you know they're doing a soda ice cream yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

BUCKY

That's crazy that they still did that.

ZACK

They did For a good while. That was pretty cool. I used to go there and get a suicide fool, which is everything they had mixed together, oh wow.

BUCKY

Or kamikaze they call it yeah it was good, wasn't it.

ZACK

Yeah, absolutely, that was a good place.

JT

I remember my mom used to make pies and sell them up there okay, I remember when your mom had that restaurant too. Y'all remember that.

ZACK

Yeah, the deli.

BUCKY

Yeah yeah, jane's Deli or something Little Deli, oh, that's right, was that over there by downtown? It's tore down now. It was yeah, Over there by like where. My grandpa was over there Like whatever the movie theater used to be. Yeah, by the park Back around when that gazebo park is. That wind messed it up Too bad.

BUCKY

What that building? Yeah, the ones that are still there.

ZACK

Okay, the one with the mural on it, yeah.

BUCKY

It's messed up. Oh, the front of it's just like caved in Collapsed in About to.

ZACK

I told them it was going to happen.

JT

That must have been like our junior senior year, Right Was it when she had that.

BUCKY

Yeah, we were in high school. I don't think so. I don't remember it that much yeah because I remember being in high school and going up there and eating I don't know yeah because I remember that. It was like a different option for lunch for a while.

Wild Times and Crazy Stories

ZACK

Yeah, because I ate at your house every day.

BUCKY

For I think what grade was that I'm trying to think Was that my junior high?

ZACK

wasn't that I was like it's when you broke your arm. When you broke your arm, what year was that? It was before you broke your arm, actually?

BUCKY

was that before or after? Pj's cooler you remember pj's cooler? I forgot about phyllis and jane. Had the old nursing home. Yeah, had like a club for kids. Yeah, it did like had couches, and there you go in. There have rooms with video games and rooms with the dance was like a pool table yeah, there was all kinds of shit it was badass.

BUCKY

Yeah, the eagles nest, yeah kind of, but it had a little more, like I said, because that had rooms. You know, like there was a room somebody was just you could just chill. There was like rooms, just sitting asbestos station, right surrounded asbestos.

BUCKY

That'll be the tie that binds yeah.

ZACK

It was PJ's.

BUCKY

Yeah, that was before Jane's. Yeah, wasn't it? Yeah, that was probably junior high yeah because Phyllis was that her and Sammy.

ZACK

Dawn and Phyllis got divorced when Tommy was still in high school.

BUCKY

Yeah, it was probably like when we were eighth grade or something no-transcript.

ZACK

Yeah, Tommy moved when he was an eighth grader it probably was eighth grade, yeah.

BUCKY

Wait, Tommy Nichols, he played freshman year. No, he didn't. No, he didn't?

ZACK

He broke his neck. Oh, he did break his neck, yeah he broke his neck, but he didn't even know it until he moved to Iowa Park. Yeah, I do remember that now oh yeah, yeah, he must have got crack-backed yeah he did.

BUCKY

I think, so.

JT

Crack-backed. Must have had Tony Perez during practice.

BUCKY

No, I seen Anthony Jackson hit him so hard one time. That's probably it, anthony man. Yeah, yeah, because this isn't the whole story, but I'm gonna go ahead and tell it because you didn't start it, yeah. So, uh, yeah, glenn metham's our coach, and so we practiced before the sun came up early in the uh grass right in front of the old gym, right. So, uh, metham, had you know we'd hit like we hit like head up like boom.

ZACK

Up and Adams.

BUCKY

Yeah. And so he took the guys that hit the hardest and put them in the side and said this is the hitter's club. If you want to get in, you got to let one of these guys hit you and I remember this one old boy said I want to be in there and he said okay, and Methen said Anthony Jackson, get up there. Anthony Jackson hit him so hard that when he got up he told the coach. He said Coach, I don't think I want to be in this club, no more. And the coach said all right, you go over here.

BUCKY

He also puts you in kind of little grudges.

BUCKY

You work out little grudges that way too, like throw somebody kind of luck. Man, that was a pretty good lesson learned that day, yeah.

JT

I remember when Martinez did that with Jason Miller and Anthony as well.

BUCKY

Yeah, oh yeah.

JT

When Jason Miller moved over, he had a bit of an attitude that he didn't really like Anthony.

ZACK

Anthony and Bobby Briggs.

JT

He put them in the field.

BUCKY

He just made them hit each other and so they gave up. Yeah, but Jason Miller was pretty tough too, though he would take the hit. He didn't care. Yeah, yeah.

JT

They were over there hitting for quite a while.

BUCKY

Yeah, that's a good thing about football. You can always solve differences like that pretty quick, yeah, yeah, it all gets over.

JT

Mm-hmm, jason Miller's. It gets over jason miller's no longer with.

BUCKY

Yeah, I don't think I know that's another reason.

BUCKY

I don't think there was any issues after that episode on that.

BUCKY

Yes, jt, you know that. You know that, jt, right, jason miller passed away, right what's that?

BUCKY

do you know about jason miller?

JT

passed away probably a year ago now, huh oh, yeah, yeah, no, I did hear that too. Like facebook a couple of years ago, yeah, yeah, it's been a couple years.

BUCKY

I don't know if I had that.

BUCKY

I don't know how old we were? We weren't, I guess 40-something. We're 50 now.

BUCKY

No, I think he was 50.

BUCKY

Was he 50? Yeah, and it happened.

ZACK

Was he.

BUCKY

He was doing really good.

JT

We're all getting old now.

ZACK

He was doing really good.

BUCKY

Yeah, he'd like a story for another day.

BUCKY

Yeah, yeah, he got out right after high school and like got a job yeah that's what he'd been doing for a while.

JT

Yeah, yeah, he did a smart thing, unlike me yeah, he went and got a job. I just got I just got drunk for about 10 years right and forgot a lot.

BUCKY

No, everybody's path is different.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

Yeah yeah, exactly that's it, isn't it? People always ask you what would you do if you could do it all over again? But a lot of the times you ain't going to be where you are if you do anything different.

BUCKY

Yeah, yeah, you'd be somewhere different. It might not be the same, it might be better, it might be worse.

ZACK

Yeah, but maybe I wouldn't have bit somebody and pissed in the cooler in the icebox at one time. You remember that.

BUCKY

Dave.

ZACK

Yeah.

ZACK Flynn

Tell that story.

ZACK

I was a little bit drunk. I believe it was my 21st birthday and I went out with all the guys from work and I had like 21 shots dude.

BUCKY

Oh, I think you had mentioned that, yeah.

ZACK

But by the time the end of the night was over we got to the house jt and david or jt, and somebody had to come down there and help carry me up the stairs. Pretty sure I bit jt then. Then they told me that I pissed yeah, I think so and then I pissed in the cooler. I went to that guy got up and said I had to go to the bathroom, walked in the open the damn ice box, pulled out the cooler, the bottom drawer for the vegetables, and peed in it. I don't know.

JT

I don't remember. Yeah but not only that. So you were told I was asleep on the floor and you kind of went in there and just started pissing and turned around in a circle like a sprinkler. Like a sprinkler, I knew it was something.

ZACK Flynn

Wait a minute, I knew it was something.

BUCKY

I knew it was something, so wait a minute.

ZACK

I knew it was something crazy. You know what?

BUCKY

you was. You was doing an original PDD party, or what?

ZACK

correct him on that.

BUCKY

Pdd didn't have shit on me, yeah this is oh my god, yeah, that's R Kelly that's right yeah that's many moons ahead of his time.

JT

Oh my God, yeah, no, we went and picked Zach up from that pool place and we were driving him back in his truck and he crawled out of the truck and into the bed where we were like driving down the highway. He was proper mashed.

ZACK

I don't remember if that was my birthday or not. Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know it might not have had to be.

ZACK

He was acting like he was for sure. I also rode down the Midwestern Parkway or Kemp. I got up to pee right there at Best Buy out of the back of the pickup. I was in the back of the pickup, I stood up, I started to pee on the car that was behind us. Somebody slammed on the car that was behind us and somebody slammed on the brakes and of course, I went backwards. I believe that's the same night that Justin, maybe the same night that Justin got kicked out and got arrested and then came back. I don't know if that's the same story or not whatever that is.

JT

He's the only few people I've seen get kicked out of Maximus. Well, I don't think we got kicked out. Me and Dave were sitting in the car and Dave just turned up a beer right next to a cop. Yeah, the police and I had a warrant out for something.

BUCKY

Oh, so he took me in. So they took me to the police station.

JT

Yeah, they took me in and I went in with my pockets chock full of beer. I paid my warrant, then walked back to Maximus drinking beer.

ZACK

Not even of age, Not even close to being of age right.

JT

Nope.

BUCKY

Not at all, and how they didn't check your pockets.

ZACK

That was a walk too.

BUCKY

Yeah, that's a couple miles ain't it.

BUCKY

Yeah Well, it's through town. Yeah, that's a walk.

JT

Yeah, I got no idea what. They searched my pockets.

BUCKY

I know, I remember that he just had them like loose in his pockets, cans of beer.

JT

Uh-uh, I mean it might have been one of those things. I mean it might have been one of those things. Maybe I was old enough, but they wasn't.

ZACK

Maybe that's what it was.

JT

So I took all the beer I can't remember.

BUCKY

Oh, they had y'all pour it out then, or something, or something.

BUCKY

If you're underage, you pour it out.

BUCKY

They used to pour it out in front of them, Well remember JT.

BUCKY

That happened when we went to our senior party. Remember the cops came we had. Remember the cops came and we had to pour all our beer out in the parking lot.

JT

Oh, what at Cheyenne's?

BUCKY

Yeah, Cheyenne's.

BUCKY

It was Cheyenne's Cheyenne Cattle Company.

BUCKY

I can't think of the name of the place, yeah, and I think he was out there and the reason the cops came in the first place.

BUCKY

I think JT never got in, didn't he not have an ID and couldn't get in, so you stayed in the. I think something like that, yeah, or?

JT

somebody. I might have been too drunk to get into Cheyenne's when we got there because I turned away three of them big three of them, big bottles of Crazy Horse yep, that's exactly what it was.

BUCKY

You couldn't even get in. It was Crazy.

ZACK

Horse. It wasn't called Big Chief, it was called Crazy Horse it had the Indian face on.

BUCKY

Stay in the car.

ZACK

You throw up red shit.

ZACK Flynn

Yeah man yeah.

ZACK

Well, some stout shit. They quit making that shit because it was killing people from Chilli Gatling. Well, next thing, you know, you jumped on a train you know what I'm saying? Had horse piss in it, did thinking the train was going to stop, but that train didn't stop, did it James? They jumped off at Iowa Park, moving Him and Larry. They jumped off at Iowa Park, moving Him and Larry. That's crazy. Yeah, they decided they didn't want to go all the way to Dallas, fort Worth.

BUCKY

Wasn't stopping.

ZACK

Did not stop, for shit boy, didn't even slow down.

BUCKY

No, I don't know how fast it was going.

ZACK

They had so much rash on them. Both of them were fucked up, man. Oh God, Crazy days.

JT

There were some crazy days.

ZACK

You couldn't do that shit now, boy?

JT

I don't even know how I made it this far Right, I know.

ZACK

It would be documented, wouldn't it? Hell yeah.

BUCKY

Yeah, it already went viral. Oh yeah, we did.

ZACK

Oh hell. Yeah, you know my cousin. He was a bouncer on 6th Street when he was right out of high school and he got hit in the head with a tire tool after kicking somebody out. He actually threw out a couple Dallas Cowboys players before and he got hit in the head with a tire tool. I guess that's the price he paid. He worked in Austin on 6th Street, that big jet, yeah. And he came back down here and he had a Mohawk because you know, they had to cut that side of his head where he got hit, yeah. So he just went ahead and made it a full Mohawk and he had fire engine red hair boy.

ZACK

And we're all sitting up there like we did all the time. Sat there at the new gym at the parking lot. An old cop pulls up. He's drinking that beer. We kind of hit ours. He didn't hide his and he's drinking his beer and he turned that thing up. He said got a beer in your hand. He said I don't know, crushed it on his head, then threw it on top of the gym. He said is it? You have to go see. You know, climb your ass up there and see. And old cop said who in the hell are you? And I had to tell him who he was. We didn't get no trouble for that. I've seen the cop car get taken in jillicothe, texas, and drove around the block and slide back up to the cop.

JT

Oh, you remember that yeah, that did happen, I remember.

ZACK

Yeah, I can't remember who it was I can tell you exactly who it was, but yeah, I remember it. He did cop was so mad he go. Hey, you can tell you can tell us, was it chris just cut it out yeah, yeah, it was like I don't remember he jumped in, he jumped into mark william that's it and he went around the block. He came back around the other side of the block with the lights on and slid up to him.

BUCKY

What did he do when he came back? He was pissed dude he got his mad.

ZACK

He's just so mad. He got in his car and left. That's all he did.

ZACK Flynn

Yeah.

ZACK

Remember when they stole all that Back in those days. No, Remember on fireworks, July 4th or whatever, when they stayed in the apartment right across from David's house, you know, when he stayed over there Then me it was me. Dave, wasn't it you, weren't you involved in that.

Trouble with the Law

ZACK

I may be For sure, and maybe I don't know, but I got so drunk I passed out early so I got to miss all that part. But I, when I woke up, dude, I was surrounded by ice chest. I mean, just like stacked six foot tall dude, ice chest everywhere bro in that that upstairs apartment. And I was like what the happened here? Boy, that's like stealing a horse in Texas. Boy, you're stealing an ice chest. That was not good, I know, but we got away with that too, not we. I was no part of that.

BUCKY

Yeah, you just got surrounded by them.

ZACK

I was implicated, for sure.

JT

Hey, I'll tell you who didn't get away with that. They kept well, a couple of them kept stealing beers from the Marquarts.

ZACK

Oh yeah.

JT

Oh, Marquart, he downed all the beers and filled them up with piss. Put them back in the cooler.

ZACK

Yeah.

JT

Yeah.

ZACK

Yep and they drank them.

JT

They stole them and found out real quick. Oh my god cold piss.

ZACK

But you know, you know that, you know they didn't as soon as they popped that they were fucking celebrating yeah, they thought they were onto a winner weiner is what it was. They were were on to a wiener A wiener yeah. Oh man, you know he didn't keep his old two or three inches from the top of the bottle.

ZACK Flynn

You know, he stuck it all over his arm.

ZACK

You know he did. You know he did. Kind of lifted a little.

BUCKY

Got a little more than they were expecting.

ZACK

They knew him a whole lot better after that.

BUCKY

They were a lot closer yeah a lot closer. Oh boy, Remember the day.

ZACK

Is he still?

BUCKY

alive Mark Ward. Yeah, he is, but yeah, gary, is he yeah?

ZACK

I thought he'd been gone before her.

BUCKY

He's still like president of the damn railroad or something.

BUCKY

Yeah, he still has some job up in there.

BUCKY

President of the railroad. I mean, he's like way up there.

ZACK

Yeah, man, that's a good paying job too, boy.

BUCKY

I mean, I ain't going to say I don't know.

ZACK

That is the only that's one of the only ungoverned things in the United States of America. Railroad, yes.

BUCKY

Yeah, I called about a situation one time.

BUCKY

Well, they have a union.

BUCKY

Yeah, I talked to the guy.

ZACK

But it's under government. They can raise their prices if they want to and I asked him.

BUCKY

I said is there any regulations on this certain thing he's like?

JT

no.

BUCKY

I was like what he's like it is not regulated by the government. It's basically the government, yeah, no it's not regulated by less than the companies they just like consolidate.

BUCKY

Right, right, it's what built the country.

ZACK

Yeah, absolutely. I used to know a dude by the name of nick nichols that when he pulled up on the scene that uh the uh on the plant or old rig or whatever it was ever, there wasn't no oxygen to breathe because everybody went oh it's railroad commission.

BUCKY

Yeah, the railroad commission I should say is in charge of like oil and gas he was like the head pinkerton.

ZACK

He was like yeah the pinkertons have way more power than any regular you know, regular, I don't texas rangers or anything.

BUCKY

They got it all, but I mean the they even. It's not even really about railroads. The railroad commission, yeah, has control of other, that's right. Yeah, which is the railroad? Yeah, it's on yeah it's the government.

ZACK

Yeah.

BUCKY

It's the government, so like.

ZACK

A division. I know that, I know, for I know the story of Somebody was building some track so they could load cars. Anyway, he made them mad and the price when they called him the next time was like $40,000 more Just because he pissed them off.

BUCKY

Yeah, they just do whatever they want. Yeah, anyway, yeah, that's a Okay. We get off the subject sometimes, jt.

ZACK

Well, it's on the subject. It was part of it, yeah.

ZACK Flynn

It ties in Part of it. We tie it in.

BUCKY

Okay, so tell us a little bit about.

JT

Drape we don't know.

BUCKY

About when you used to hang out with Drape or the first time you remember kind of hanging out or partying with him.

BUCKY

How would you describe him?

JT

I don't know. You know, I honestly can't remember the first time.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

When we hung out and partied, so obviously he started partying with you first.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

I remember that and I don't know. Was he there that time when we went out onto your land down by the river? Yes, we camped out, had a fire and then, when we were coming home the next day, the axle just dropped off your car.

BUCKY

Yep, yep, sharon even talked about that, I think. We tried to push the car out of there, axle, just dropped off your car. Yep, yep. Sharon even talked about that. I think. Yes, sir, we like tried to push the car out of there and yeah, yeah, real drunk. I think we had to walk all the way to town, didn't we? Or something stupid.

JT

I think we walked back to your house.

BUCKY

It was far enough to your house.

JT

We were miles away from your house yeah.

BUCKY

Zach, were you with us that time, you know?

BUCKY

There was only however many fit in that damn car of yours.

BUCKY

So it was me, earl Drake.

BUCKY

I remember that you broke a tire rod or something. Remember who else was it?

BUCKY

Vargo, vargo yeah.

BUCKY

There was a Vargo there. Whoever fit in that damn four-door car at least Was it even a four-door car at least Was it even a four-door car yeah it was a four-door car.

BUCKY

Silver looking. Yeah, it was a four-door car.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

The whole back axle fell off.

BUCKY

Yeah, I do remember that.

BUCKY

I think that's what happened anyway, anthony might have been with us, was he?

BUCKY

There was probably like six or eight of us.

BUCKY

There probably was about eight people piled in that car.

BUCKY

Yeah, I think there was probably.

JT

Wait a minute, wasn't Ed Urban? There too, everyone else had hot dogs.

BUCKY

That was a different one.

JT

Ed Urban brought steak.

BUCKY

That was a different one he made them, give him some. That was different.

BUCKY

That was a different one. Hey, that's also the time Because Ed.

BUCKY

Urban didn't come until we were older.

BUCKY

Yeah, that's also the time when we all went camping and I don't know if he was there with us, jt, I don't think he was, but I had brought a joint and I said who wants to smoke this with me? And Drake's like I will.

ZACK Flynn

And I said okay.

BUCKY

And then I said Draper, you can't smoke that Hell. No, get over here. And so Drake's like he's like okay, he didn't smoke it. And so Drape's like he's like okay, he didn't smoke it. So I sat there in the tent and smoked the m****** by myself, all by myself, and everybody watching.

JT

Yeah, outcast Rebel.

BUCKY

Yeah, he wouldn't let nobody smoke it. Like no, you can't smoke it Drape.

JT

No, but I mean, I do remember that time when we were out there all of us and Drape was there that he was the only one that ended up half naked in the river.

BUCKY

That is true, we got real drunk. What was we drinking? I don't even remember. Yeah, beer, probably.

JT

I think it was just beer. Yeah, maybe, yeah we'd just go down there and camp.

BUCKY

Somebody may have had some vodka and just drink, and then swim and yeah, man, that was fun right there.

JT

He was always the first dude to be half naked.

BUCKY

Yeah, we discussed that. Yeah, I think he just downed beers.

BUCKY

He wouldn't take a drink, he would just down it.

JT

Yeah.

BUCKY

Right away.

JT

Anything beer vodka. Well, I think it's his fault when we were talking about me stealing my own car. I think that might have something to do with Drake, because we had these two gallon bottles of vodka and we ran out of mixers, so everyone else went into town and they left me and Drake with a gallon bottle. Yeah, to finish off, so we drank it by the time they got back, and that's how things went downhill yeah, you drank a little too much that night.

BUCKY

Yeah, just a wee bit, oh man, yeah, I mean, the bottles were just so cheap, man, you couldn't I mean like 10 bucks you get.

BUCKY

I think it was less than that. Yeah, it was like seven out of five, I think yeah. A plastic gallon of vodka.

BUCKY

Yeah yeah, oh man.

JT

We thought we'd be doing well with a 12-pack of natural light for $5,. So you figured out, you can get a gallon of vodka for $10. Yeah, yep, you can get a gallon of vodka for $10.

BUCKY

Yeah, yep it just.

BUCKY

It was an either-or it was different.

BUCKY

getting drunk on vodka though, because you could not you black out, yeah.

BUCKY

Well, there was times.

JT

Yeah, I had a few of those.

BUCKY

Pass out, but Vodka you just black out and just don't remember nothing yeah, if you were having a party and a number of people, for sure your dollar was better spent on vodka cheap vodka than it was for, like, getting even a keg or anything else easily way easier make basically trash can punch. I don't think we even called it trash can punch then did we just made a punch or something, but it was just like whatever the f**king whatever alcohol red, it was like red punch or something.

BUCKY

We just had like, we'll make it whatever color real drunk oh yeah, because everybody drink it. You just made it where everybody taste it and drink it. Girls, whatever you know yeah, it was the idea yeah, so jt, you basically don't remember living in america.

JT

Huh from drinking as a lot of it I don't yeah, alcohol do that.

BUCKY

Hey, I had some good times oh, yeah, yeah I had some good times.

JT

I mean, from what? From what I don't remember? People tell me I had some good times.

BUCKY

Right.

JT

Oh yeah, that's good, but I mean as far as Drake you know, after he lived in Lubbock and he came back to Chillicothe, I think after the other dudes went to MSU. It was just me, drake, tony Bradley, yeah, I think was really the only ones living in Chillicothe. Yeah, and I was. Drake was living at his staying with his sister, I think. Oh, that's right.

BUCKY

Later.

JT

Well, he, yeah, and he just kind of crashed at my house most nights.

BUCKY

so Is that when you?

JT

was living at the apartments over there.

BUCKY

Yeah where was you working at then, jt?

JT

oh, dairy, queen okay yeah, yeah yeah, I don't forget. When I was, I was the uh shift manager had the keys the peak of my exist, peak of my existence. There had the key what are you gonna?

BUCKY

it's hot life in chillicothe. If you had the keys to that building.

BUCKY

That is pretty nice, ain't it?

BUCKY

Well, Bucky's living that dream. He's got a restaurant. Now he could go up there and fix us something if we wanted.

BUCKY

Yeah, definitely Off menu.

JT

Unfortunately. But if you're doing it, Bucky, you're stealing from yourself, though.

BUCKY

Right. Yeah, it's not just fun, no, it's just access it just happens to be access. Yeah, it's not as fun.

JT

I was stealing from the man.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

I used to cook the books there in Oswards, allegedly.

BUCKY

Yeah, allegedly yeah.

JT

Well, that's what's his name. I can't even remember the dude's name. That manager, I think that was his name. He used to make me do all the books and all of his work, so I just used to and I doctor him a little bit Make it work. Yeah, make it work For the extra pay that I wasn't getting from him.

BUCKY

Got tips.

JT

Yeah, but like you boys say, this is entertainment purposes, oh yeah. To be true, that didn't happen.

BUCKY

We entertain each other with these stories.

BUCKY

Yeah, these stories are just so fun and funny. Oh yeah, me and Drake used to work there together. So fun and funny.

JT

Oh yeah, so me and Drake used to work there together oh that's right, man. I forgot, yeah, bro.

BUCKY

Yeah.

BUCKY

Drake yeah yeah. Oh yeah, I remember Drake working there, and then JT too.

BUCKY

We talked about that. I thought hey, where'd your deal go, bro? Knocked it off. Yeah, yeah, nah, go go bro he knocked it off.

JT

Yeah, nah, we had a good time working there. Me and Dre both used to kinda cook so what year was that? 97, 98 somewhere in there uh, yeah, must have been around there somewhere had to be cause he. The crash was in 99 right August 99 yeah, so I I mean I was working at GQ up August 99. Yeah, so I I mean I was working at DQ up to about Like maybe 6 months, 7 months, before I went to uh, which town was that?

BUCKY

Right, so what year was that you think?

JT

Zach, I can't remember what year did you move, zach?

ZACK

Uh see, I went to work Cryback in 95. So it's when, david. What year did you move, zach? See, I went to work at Cryback in 95. So it's when David, he finished his two years there, so 97. Yeah, I was living in Wichita at 97.

JT

Yeah, yeah, sounds about right, huh.

ZACK

Yeah, pretty sure, because he did his two years or whatever.

JT

So, that's when you moved there, JT, about 97? Yeah, I moved up there when they moved from the one flat that they had with Willie and Raymond.

ZACK

Willie, we didn't have no flat with Willie.

JT

Yeah, we moved to the other place.

ZACK

Yeah, we didn't have a flat with Willie.

JT

I came back.

ZACK

He just moved in.

BUCKY

He just made his way in, or what? Yeah, yeah.

ZACK

Yeah, that was, yeah, yeah, uh, that was uh. We went from uh down what were those called? Then we moved to taft apartments.

JT

I can't remember what the first apartment I forgot all about that apartment being a different apartment, geez yeah, yeah, I can't remember because, uh, I, I lived there after that as well, in my own apartment. Yeah, it had, it had to be.

ZACK

I got married in 98, so it would have had to have been 96.

JT

Yeah.

ZACK

Yeah, something like that.

BUCKY

So when you moved, Drake was still working at Dairy Queen.

ZACK

No, when I moved, when we moved. Yeah, maybe he just started. It's when he first got his apartment in there.

JT

He might have been at L&M.

Life After America

ZACK

Right. Matter of fact, it was well before that, because it had to be 96. It had to be 96 when I moved 96. Maybe David only did a year. Did David only do a year at Tech? Yeah, yeah, so it was 96.

ZACK Flynn

Yeah, I think it was a year 95, 96, yeah.

BUCKY

We're always asking whenever JT moved to Wichita, was Drake still working at Dairy Queen? When he moved Because he was working at Watts, oh, at the very end.

BUCKY

He had worked at United before that.

ZACK

No, he lived with Paul. He lived with.

BUCKY

Paul.

JT

He worked at L&M for a long time after Dairy Queen. Oh, okay, okay. Well, before and after, didn't?

ZACK

he. Well, we say a long time.

JT

Yeah, because when I lived in Wichita and I used to go back to Chillicothe, I would spend the night at Drake's and he worked at L&M at that point.

BUCKY

Right, I think he did it one time and then came back there.

BUCKY

Yeah, he did come back.

BUCKY

Went there more than once. Because yeah, he also I guess, right out of high school he went to work Him and Paul lived in Vernon, right behind.

JT

United, yeah, yeah.

ZACK

That's where the very first time I ever smoked weed was and I pretty much paralyzed me. I was laying out and underneath the tree outside in an ant bed and they came over there. They said man, you're laying in the ant bed. I said I know it, they're biting me. I just still couldn't move. Yeah, right in the middle of a red ant bed.

BUCKY

Man, that ain't bad man Toasted boy, it happens back in the day.

ZACK

Back in the day.

BUCKY

That was it.

BUCKY

That's why you remember it. Yeah, that's the only part you remember, huh.

JT

That's the only part I choose to yeah, man, we had some good fun being dry. Tony Bradley, we got out to some nonsense people probably don't know about.

BUCKY

Oh yeah, I already know tony badly skulking around in the country.

JT

I remember tony badly stealing like a tractor once and chasing me and draping it oh my god, I believe that yeah, and I was like well, I tried, it was like a digger, oh, you know I can't, I can't write, you know. You know that back, you know that back road that you uh go towards joe bob's house yeah, dirt road, the sandy road yeah, yeah, that dirt road and right when you cross the railway lines there's, like some I don't know if they're old grain elevators or whatever on the left hand side we were digging around there one

ZACK

night at the time. No, this boy green, wasn't it no, probably, I don't know that's when Joe Bob lived over there.

JT

I remember the lights coming on and the engines firing up and the digger coming out yeah, it may have been county shit yeah, tony liked to, he liked the trouble.

BUCKY

Kind of found him quite often.

BUCKY

Well, that was kind of one of those I forgot about that.

BUCKY

And it's always the cops coming. Man, I'm like dude. Every time I'm with you, I get the cops called on me for something. Like always, I moved down here, maybe, huh.

ZACK

What state was it? Iowa, iowa, yeah it could have been.

JT

Iowa. Yeah, I don't know what kind of trouble he was in up there, but he was always in some kind of Dodge City, wasn't it?

BUCKY

or what was it called Fort Dodge, fort Dodge, yeah.

ZACK

You got it. Your mind is amazing Parts of it. I can't remember that shit at all.

BUCKY

I do remember that, but I did not know he was in the. But that makes sense now because, dude, every time I was with him, the cops got involved in what we was doing yeah, I think he did mostly worse shit.

BUCKY

I think whatever he was in there for was like some bullshit, almost, like it was like shoplifting or something he got in trouble for before, but then yeah. I don't know, he wasn't that even serious he was just in trouble a couple of times yeah, it was like some bullshit the guy Bullshit. They got to make a boy sign.

BUCKY

Yeah, they try to. Yeah, they don't take much.

JT

Nah, not really.

BUCKY

Yeah, I think that's I forgot about that too, but I think I remember that I never went to jail with him, but we got close several times.

ZACK

Yeah, he ain't never been to jail, have you?

BUCKY

That was one of the questions we know. Jt has. He already talked about it.

ZACK

JT has he already talked about it, jt. Well, he didn't. Yeah, I've been.

ZACK Flynn

Yeah maybe once or twice you spent the night in jail with me.

JT

Yeah, yeah, most times you do. Now let's clarify I've never been to prison yeah, yeah, yeah in jail yeah that's different?

ZACK

well, I don't. I didn't remember you spending the night in jail.

BUCKY

It's hard to not to.

JT

Yeah, yeah, no but.

BUCKY

I've done both.

JT

No, I got Prison and jail.

BUCKY

No, it got out before you spend the night, I mean.

JT

I went like at 5 am. No, I did it twice. The time I spent the most in jail was when I got done for evading arrest. Oh, I don't know if any of y'all were at that party.

BUCKY

Remember some uh, which party was that I had?

JT

uh, I can't remember. We were at some random dude's apartment. I left to go and get something that was going to take my car and this cop car pulled up behind mine and this dude and like shorts and t-shirt got out and he was asking for my id what town was this?

JT

I was drunk, I was in wichita okay and I was drunk, obviously, and I'm like you man, show me an id. You got shorts and t-shirt on and he's like ain't the cop car enough? So I was like well, I'm pretty sure you give me a couple of hours, I can get you a cop car that don't mean nothing right so.

JT

So he was like right, you stay there, I'm, I can call him this in. So I just closed my car door, start walking back, start walking back to the party, and dumped a bag of weed that I had the bushes and uh, shit, man, about 30 seconds, 45 seconds later, there's about four cop cars pulled in. They said they were looking out the window and all they could see were flashlights bouncing in the dark and then a big collision. Yeah, but I got done with evading arrest, but I didn't get done with anything else.

ZACK

Evading arrest on foot. That was a misdemeanor, yeah.

JT

Yeah, but I wasn't even running, I was just walking away from it.

BUCKY

He just refused to go. It's a misdemeanor. No, I'm not going.

ZACK

For y'all that do not know that, if you ever want to run from the cops make sure it's on foot. That's good information. It is a misdemeanor.

JT

Yeah, that's good information yeah, it's a good job. I'm a white dude. They might have just kept it there. Well, you know what the police are like, especially in that day and age.

BUCKY

Not all of them, yeah.

JT

But they did, they choked the shit out of me.

BUCKY

I know several different types of police. Well, that was before body cams and dash cams.

BUCKY

Yeah, they did a little bit more extra.

BUCKY

Yeah.

BUCKY

Yeah, they cams and dash cams and yeah, they did a little bit more extra.

BUCKY

Yeah, yeah, they could. Yeah, they get away with it. Yeah, yeah, there was officer discretion both ways.

BUCKY

Yeah, that's about the time when cops came out, they started putting on video and they're like, oh shit because it's entertaining god, I mean. You know what the hell well, we're sitting here talking about it, just I know if I say like, yeah, he got taken down in the flurry of flashlights in wichita falls, texas.

ZACK

I got uh, almost taken to jail. The cops said okay, here's your lucky day, maybe we're gonna flip a quarter oh I use the old uh, coach metham thing. Thank you, tails. Of course you know I won Never lost. It's never lost it never did that year either it damn sure didn't, and I try to tell people that they think it's a joke, and they won every game that year. They lost one, yeah, and by the time I looked and saw that it was on tails.

BUCKY

they were done gone. Yeah, they were done gone. Yeah, they were done gone. Oh, Wichita County, Maybe they were full it wasn't.

ZACK

it wasn't Wichita County. It was Wichita but it wasn't the county. Ah, it's back in the day.

BUCKY

So, Back in the day Back in the day.

JT

Crazy shit back in the day. Yeah we did a bunch of stupid y'all but you know, hey, that's what country folk do.

ZACK

Yeah, you're right, that is kind of a country boy kind of way.

JT

Yeah, I'm sure didn't realize what damn didn't realize what we were doing in the country you you know we did not realize what we were off into.

ZACK

For damn sure you know, we did not realize what we were off into for damn sure.

BUCKY

No, it was different world. Oh yeah, I got some serious stories. Besides it being a different time, there's serious stories on that that never be told.

ZACK

Yeah, I mean, I got some really good stories on that shit I'm telling you right now, but you know it is what it is yeah yeah something's best left unsaid right.

ZACK

I mean, they would be very entertaining, I promise. Uh, people would be like a whole lot, oh no that explains a lot of shit. Maybe you write a book. Yeah, I already have the title for it. It's called uh, the right ways to do the wrong things. It will be a new york times bestseller. The right ways to do the wrong things. Yeah I've had that title for that for a long time.

BUCKY

Of course you know it was only the right ways for so long right well, I said different time, different, almost like a different place, kind of you know talking about how things were wild times for a while before cameras and cell phones, yeah, before cell phones they were cell phones, but they were flipped, yeah you get a fuzzy picture yeah, yeah they were flipped right.

ZACK

I mean, they were when we first the very first cell phone. Well, the second cell phone that I had which was badass, that no one probably remembers but me is a Motorola. It's called a Home and Away, and if you got within so many feet of your house it hooked to your landline and didn't charge your cell phone. But at that time I carried three cell phones, yeah.

BUCKY

Can you explain?

ZACK

why, Well, reception sucked Well you see, there's always the one phone that you didn't want anybody to know that you had, but yeah.

BUCKY

Depends on who's calling.

ZACK

The thing is is when you turn your two phones off and they call you on that third phone, that's when you begin to wonder how they figured that one out. But yeah, that was a day. I mean, that's a story all in itself, right there, I mean, that is really, and I've been debating whether or not I'm going to talk about that episode or not. I'll let you know.

BUCKY

What episode is that? Let me write it down.

ZACK

That's a crazy.

JT

The third phone probably the craziest day three phones I've ever had being ahead of the law exactly I mean, I think you should I think you should have an episode just dedicated to like just zach's crazy shit yeah, yeah there's one whole episode when you tell stories from zach.

ZACK

When you tell them, them on the phone, when they tell you that this is the shit's done, hit the fan and you're in the middle of it and you tell them back if you can't tell them about three steps ahead of you. They don't like that shit at all.

BUCKY

At all but yeah anyway, yeah. Yeah, what you was at that anyway. Yeah, yeah. What year was that that had a law?

ZACK

Oh well, that ain't happening. But I don't know if that ever happened. I just remember that 1998, in September of 1998, all drug charges went to be the statute of limitations got taken off drug charges to be the statute of limitations got taken off drug charges. So everything before 1998, if you had not have been arrested for it before, then, they could not arrest you for it. It is like a clean slate. In the month of August, I think, I hid the whole month. You know I was not to be found, I promise you. So yeah, that's a true story. Yeah, wild times.

BUCKY

So that was 98. And so Drake passed in 99. Yeah.

JT

Yeah.

BUCKY

So you was in Wichita.

JT

Yeah, because I saw y'all came up. I was in Wichita for four years Y'all came up to a party yeah, you and Drake Bucky came up to a party. That place I was staying.

BUCKY

What Not?

JT

long before he passed away anyway.

BUCKY

I do not remember that at all.

JT

It was like a Halloween, like a fancy dress party.

BUCKY

Huh, man, no, you don't remember it, I do not. No Long time ago it was. There's a lot of things I don't remember.

ZACK

Do you remember me having to hit two bullseyes there at Clicks to win the money from? Do you remember that? I know you and Dave were there rooting me on, like my, I had my own group rooting me on Seven o'clock in the morning. We're out, we're over there drunk, or whatever it is, because that's the time that I got off work.

BUCKY

Oh yeah, you cry that yeah.

ZACK

Yeah, crazy time. That's back when John.

BUCKY

Madden first came out. The Madden game yeah.

ZACK

That was probably 96.

BUCKY

Yeah, I think that is right yeah.

JT

Yeah, that was the first dude we knew that had a PlayStation. Yeah, I thought I was big time.

ZACK

I was rich. He was buying all that shit. Cry back. You know why did I need to go to college? Shit, I was making more than you coach. You know shit like that.

JT

Yeah.

ZACK

But yeah.

JT

Yeah, I thought I was making that good money. Had a fancy truck had a PlayStation All the man needs.

ZACK

That's right, pizza Every day. It's one of the only. You know you come to our apartment back then. You're. You know you come to our apartment back then.

BUCKY

they were not scared to ask the pizza man delivery guy if he wanted to smoke some weed. So JT lived with y'all. Zach, yeah, yeah, I don't remember coming down visiting much at all.

ZACK

No, I don't remember you much there either. Eric was there quite a bit.

BUCKY

Because my kids were real young then.

ZACK

Eric went to school down there. Right, yeah, right yeah for, yeah, a year or two or something like there was some funny times about that shit two or three semesters.

JT

Yeah, yeah, that's some funny shit I've had earl, you remember that day you kept trying to turn off the refrigerator because it was making too much noise yeah, everything was uh is that the same day he locked himself in the closet.

ZACK

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I've had some wild calls man, yeah, hey hey, I got a telephone call. Hey, hey, what I said why are you whispering, man? The cops are outside. I said okay, so what's up? Uh, what do I do? What I do? I said just I do. I said just don't answer the door. Man, just don't answer the door. That's when they sent the runner over the damn balcony.

BUCKY

That was crazy, crazy Like getting ready to tie bed sheets together and go out the window.

ZACK

No, he just jumped in. I know he just jumped in, it should have. Yeah, oh, corey just jumped in, it should have. Yeah, oh, cory just jumped it right. Yeah, he wasn't hung down and dropped yeah, craziness man, funny as shit remember that I had that dog, that, uh, I had a mini pin and that dude wildest dog man and, if he get, the door was open. It was gone, dude. I came home, man, and that couches were tore up and shit. I just opened the door hell yes, gone.

ZACK

What god dang. That dog jumped so high he could look through the peephole looking at you, bro. When you come home he'd be jumping. You can see him in the through the windows of the door jumping. Wow, that dog, dude. That dog was evil, tore. All my shit up, dude.

BUCKY

Whose dog was it?

ZACK

It was a mini-pen. I can't remember where I got it, where I got it from. Oh, your dog, yeah, yeah, that dog. I had to open the door. That dog was gone. Stay gone, good.

BUCKY

Be gone. Yeah, yeah, man, I got some serious stories and shit, but that was another time and another place. Yeah, so that was 95 to 98.

BUCKY

Yeah, what about JT?

ZACK

What about when you lived in?

BUCKY

the hood in Lubbock. Remember you used to live over there, across from us.

BUCKY

In the hood.

BUCKY

Yeah.

BUCKY

Yeah, he lived in Lubbock for a while. Yeah, yeah.

BUCKY

He moved by the time we did, but he didn't live with us. It was before Dave, even. No, it was even.

ZACK

It was before Drave at first you worked at IHOP right, he moved up there.

BUCKY

When GB moved there and stuff.

BUCKY

But you're going to school up there.

BUCKY

He had probably.

JT

No, I worked. No, I worked at a couple of different places. I worked at United for a couple of days. That's right. That's right.

BUCKY

He was selling plasma. He didn't have no job for a while. Remember, you were selling plasma when you passed out at a job interview.

JT

Yeah, I was selling plasma twice. You passed out at a job interview.

BUCKY

I was selling it twice a week. Remember that Twice a week? Yeah, it was like more. He had two accounts. They wouldn't let him donate as much as he was, because you built up, you got like $25, $50.

ZACK

You got a certain amount. Somebody needs some blood.

BUCKY

He went in for some job interview. He had a good chance of getting it, but then he passed out at the job interview.

ZACK

They're like what's wrong with that?

JT

I've been donating People needing some blood and love it.

BUCKY

Wake up drunk after getting the blood they would if they'd have mine.

JT

I just remember that, because all I all I did was, when I got the money was uh, I'd go over to dave and earl's and we'd go get a bottle of old crow now on sixth street.

BUCKY

That was a crow, that was back when it was the strip yeah, yeah, yeah. You had to go way out. There it was sixth street?

BUCKY

it was. Uh. No, it was the tohoka highway in lubbock. I thought the strip was on sixth street, is that? No, I was out in the country. It's before.

ZACK

That's awesome, yeah it was the Tohoka Highway in Lubbock. I thought the strip was on 6th Street.

BUCKY

No, it was out in the country that's Austin. Yeah, it was all the way out of town, dude. It was before Lubbock was dry.

BUCKY

I remember where it's at.

ZACK

It was dry, it looked like.

BUCKY

Little Vegas.

ZACK

All the neon signs. That's where Townes Van Zandt was walking down the hill and the Eagles dude picked him up. Man bars and liquor stores.

BUCKY

That was like the first place. They had big liquor stores like you drive through, like you drive up and drive through Beer barns yeah, first place I've seen those. They had them lined up. Like I said, there was a couple of titty bars. It was out of town. They didn't sell it nowhere, like in a little shop anywhere except for a bar, unless you went in for a drink at a bar.

ZACK

I wouldn't know nothing about no titty bars.

BUCKY

They had them out there. I remember just them being there. I never went in, mm-mm.

BUCKY

Not me, no titty bars.

BUCKY

Well, they still had them in town, but they were different. I guess I don't know why they were out there. Who?

ZACK

do we got in the background? Hold on, hold on hold on Somebody's coughing in the background. Who do we got in?

JT

the background there, Mr Thompson? Nah, nobody here.

BUCKY

Nobody that was him coughing, I think.

JT

Oh man.

BUCKY

No, no one's talking Coughing.

ZACK

Coughing, you didn't cough.

JT

That's a whole other episode right there Choked, I know you heard that that's a whole other episode.

ZACK

I did too. I thought it was him. I did too. I thought it was a female. I thought that I heard that it was a female.

BUCKY

Somebody else was listening.

ZACK

I knew I should have never told any of them stories. Check that WhatsApp. Okay, so the haunting is actually.

BUCKY

Who knows? Unexplainable.

BUCKY

I mean I hear some birds chirping too. It was a call, straight call, I know. Yeah, are you sitting outside, jt, or where are you at? No, no, I'm in the bedroom.

ZACK

Are you on your boat?

BUCKY

It sounds like. Don't you hear birds chirping?

BUCKY

I thought I did a while ago.

BUCKY

I don't know what that is.

JT

We hear like birds chirping or something you hear, geese. Didn't you? Yeah, I lived on a boat for about a year.

ZACK

Yeah, oh, really, yeah, when he was over there, like one of them, long ones a narrow boat in london yeah, huh, yeah.

JT

You can hear the birds, you can hear the geese outside okay, it wasn't a it was a cough.

ZACK

I'm turning around I heard that.

BUCKY

I did hear that cough. We can go back and play that.

ZACK

Yeah, I'll have to listen to the you know what's that place down there where they actually pick the boats up and they put them into the next above river, whatever. It's only way they can do it to move what is that to the locks yeah?

JT

that's badass yeah, it's quite cool to drive in, close the gates and fill it up yeah, so uh, we, we have another.

ZACK

How come you got deported?

BUCKY

Well, like you said, 9-11. The Twin Towers came down.

ZACK

I know, but I couldn't remember the exact reason why, what the trouble was that he got deported.

BUCKY

He already had a warrant, like parking shit, wasn't it? Like he never paid some parking tickets and he had some crazy shit, Wasn't it?

JT

No, no, no, no, no, it was a DUI. No, no, no, no, no, it was a DUI.

BUCKY

Oh, a DUI, there you go. Well, that's driving.

JT

Yeah, yeah, nah. So it was kind of one of those things where I had the DUI and before I could go, to court for it somehow.

JT

My car caught on fire and kind of burned to a husk Somehow. No true story. True story no, honestly. I was in bed and my flatmate roommate Charlie, came through and she was like dude, your car's on fire. I'm like what I ran outside with like a cup full of water. I was expecting some smoke, you know. No, that shit was engulfed in flames like the whole thing. I just poured the water out, went back inside nothing could be done that was in yeah, there

JT

was nothing to be done I forgot about charlie yeah yeah yeah so that's what, that's what happened there, and then I just had a choice to make. I was like, well shit.

BUCKY

Which car was that?

JT

Where I was working, that was that Pontiac Grand Parisian, the one I got for Ray. Oh, big, long four-door, it was a big boat.

BUCKY

He walked out there with a cup of water to put it out. Yeah, yeah I did.

JT

I just thought she meant something was smoking. I didn't know. The whole thing was going to be in flames.

BUCKY

What caused it to go? I mean just overheated or no, somebody set it ablaze, I don't know, I don't know.

JT

I think someone set it on fire.

BUCKY

Yeah, oh.

JT

Somebody was really trying to get rid of it. Something on the other side of the damn apartment complex was going down. Yeah well, they think it might have been a dude that used to hang around with Dave, and Sam called.

ZACK

Juan, because his girlfriend was friends with Charlie Right. Oh, a little jealousy.

JT

Juan was a bit of a Juan ended up being a bit of a psychopath, yeah.

BUCKY

Was there a window cracked or something? They throw something inside. It started inside the car? Well, he probably never locked the door or didn't lock the door.

JT

Yeah, no, I never locked the doors, because and who would want to steal?

BUCKY

it. Yeah, yeah, hope somebody took it.

ZACK

I've had a few rides like that.

BUCKY

So that had to be what. What year was that? 2000?

ZACK

he burned the evidence in the dui.

JT

That's what happened exactly, yeah, exactly, hey. You know what? The dui wasn't even my fault. So I went to uh, well, I kind of was, but it wasn't well, yeah obviously I was. I was a bit drunk, but anyway I didn't drive there. This girl took me to a bar and she got so drunk she could barely walk, so I had to drive her car home and we passed the cop and she stuck her head out the window and threw up of course, yeah. So then we got pulled over like Like.

BUCKY

Thank you, honey. Right Nobody went to jail, but besides you, right, did she even go to jail.

JT

Yep, that's it. Yeah, I didn't think so I call her a ride, Yep yep, just me Yep. Boy in Tarrant County huh, yeah, I got stung with it.

ZACK

Tarrant County. Yep Woo, not only have you been in jail, you've been to the jail in the toughest fucking jail in the United States of America. You know it's one of them. Damn sure is. You weren't nobody's bitch that night.

JT

I'm just kidding. Well, I was pretty drunk when I went in, but I don't think so. Yeah, you probably never made it out of the drunk tank. It's pretty rough there.

ZACK

Yeah, you wouldn never made it out of the drunk tank. It's pretty rough there. Yeah, you would never plus anybody who knows? Who JT was. He would never be anybody's bench. That was just a joke, All entertainment purposes only.

JT

No, they didn't put me in the drunk tank in that one. They put me in with the proper cells, holy shit. Yeah, yeah, like you would make it out of there with some tattoos and shit. I had like my own cell.

BUCKY

It felt like Oz Passing shit around the corner.

JT

Without the rapings.

BUCKY

That's good.

ZACK

How many guys were you there?

JT

Was that? I think I was just there for a day. I just got someone to come down to bail me out. Damn, I think I was just there for a day, I just got someone to come down to bail me out. Damn. So it wasn't that bad.

ZACK

I wouldn't want to go to Tarrant County Shit and I've been to a bunch.

BUCKY

I didn't want.

ZACK

Nobody wants to go to Tarrant.

ZACK Flynn

County.

BUCKY

He didn't want to go.

ZACK

Yeah, there's a difference.

BUCKY

Damn it. I was forced to go.

JT

Yeah, the story's just kind of a line for me enough, yeah, yeah as it turns out yeah, like he wasn't getting the choices were made paths were taken, wow no, of all the times I've been an irresponsible driver growing up you were trying to get.

ZACK

Yeah, I can think of a bunch of times you were irresponsible, yeah.

JT

You know what I mean, but the one time I'm actually just trying to help someone else out is when I get done.

BUCKY

Yeah, yeah, that's about right. That sounds like what happens.

ZACK

Karma Wild times.

BUCKY

So that was about the end for you. So then you had to decide to pay all that money or go back home, or what.

JT

Well, no, I was just going to. I just lost my job as well, because I was working for that travel agency and the September 11th thing had happened.

BUCKY

Right.

JT

And our travel agency got put out of business.

ZACK

Shit, all of them did.

JT

So I didn't have no car, I didn't have no job.

BUCKY

It's Friday, that's it to do that's it to do.

JT

It's Friday yeah.

ZACK

Right.

JT

So I thought I'll just go back to the UK. Ain't nothing happening here. Then after I moved over, they wouldn't let me back in for ages, because I had that warrant that's what it was, not that you had to go back.

ZACK

You went back on your own.

JT

They wouldn't let you come back, yeah stuck in the middle yeah, yeah, I tried to get it sorted for years. I got a lawyer but they wanted me to come over and like do probation over there. And I was like, well, I can't do that. I don't live there. I'm going to university in a different country. I can't just come and sit and do probation for six months. Well, it don't be fucking weird what?

BUCKY

was that Altarant County too?

JT

yeah, I think they just eventually gave up?

ZACK

Yeah, you don't even. It's like they wrote it off the books, you know.

ZACK Flynn

It's just so many years.

ZACK

After seven years, there's statute of limitations on that. Yeah, seven years, it's what it is Just waiting out like something like that yeah. It takes, however long it takes to get one off your record seven years.

BUCKY

What about when you came back and visited? Did you have to go through anything then?

JT

Like you know, there's nothing on there like keeping the first time when, when I came back, when my uh, when my dad died, when I came back through, they pulled me up and they were like, oh, you get a warrant out for your fight and uh, they, they put me in the holding cell at the airport and they called over to tarrant county and and Tarrant County's. Like man, it's Saturday night. We got bigger things to do.

ZACK

I can come get this?

JT

guy, so they just let me go, oh nice.

ZACK

They didn't want to come get you. They should have ran right then and never left.

ZACK Flynn

No.

JT

So yeah, so I got away with that one. Well, shit you, probably shit your pants and finally they just gave up A little bit. We were going to Red River the next day.

BUCKY

Yeah, so I mean it's fucking up your plans. I mean you weren't expecting that, huh.

BUCKY

I'm tapped.

JT's Life at Sea Today

JT

Yeah, my phone is tapped, Absolutely so what do you do for a living now, Justin? I work offshore on a deep-sea diving boat.

BUCKY

Yeah, you're the arian, basically yeah, you like watch this decompress I'm a I'm a life support technician like life support keep chambers, yeah yeah, basically I gotta keep it I gotta keep the

JT

guy a pressure that's equivalent with the depth of their diving yeah they kind of live in there for a month.

BUCKY

They've been down there like undersea welding, ain't they Like? They're like welders and shit or what.

JT

Yeah, yeah.

BUCKY

Like they're working underwater.

ZACK

Some of them are welders, I mean, some of them are searching for gold. Basically they Pirate treasure.

JT

They do welding, underwater construction like that, but they, they live on the boats and we, we put gas, we put oxygen and helium in I bet those you're on a hey you're not.

BUCKY

So you're like on a platform, like an offshore rig, or what are you like on a boat?

JT

no, no, no, I'm on a boat you ever had anybody die hope not nope, not there in the hospital.

ZACK

Yeah, that's good, not there right, right, oh, but yeah, but what it was caused from being too deep or what getting hurt or something well, yeah, it could be, you could you get hurt.

JT

I mean, people have had, uh, heart attacks in the water or stuff okay, I'm just, I'm looking for job.

ZACK

You know, possible jobs. You know, I bet they get, know, I bet they get paid. Well, I guarantee they get paid.

BUCKY

Well, super paid. He's like on half the time. We do like 30 days out there and then 30 days home.

ZACK

I want to be the diver though.

BUCKY

Oh yeah.

JT

Yeah.

BUCKY

Do that? Undersea welding, welding the pipelines and shit.

ZACK Flynn

I can't weld.

JT

Zach could end up punching someone if he was a diver Do what now? Zach could end up punching someone if he was a diver. He can be locked in the 10-cam with someone for 30 days with six people in there that you don't like.

ZACK

Oh hell, no, Well, I've did that for years. Hold on, I've done that for years already.

BUCKY

That does sound like a they didn't pay as well, oh hell no hell of a vacation needed some time off, didn't you?

BUCKY

so you spend half your time on a boat out there. That's all your work time isn't right and you're like 30 on, 30 off JT.

JT

Well, sometimes I'm three weeks on, sometimes I'm three weeks on three weeks off, or four weeks on four weeks off. It depends on whether I'm working here or Norway. That's Norway, I got different rules for how long you can stay on.

ZACK

Yeah, you're in Norway right now.

JT

Yeah, I've been there. No, I'm not in Norway. No, I'm outside of Aberdeen now.

ZACK

Have you come across any Vikings yet? I'm just saying Any Vikings.

JT

Well, I work with a few Norwegians. I think they're Vikings. I bet yeah, we keep telling them they're not. We're like oh, the Vikings left.

BUCKY

You're the farmers that stay behind.

JT

They don't like that I bet they don't like it. No, they don't like it. No, I've worked all over. I've worked in the Congo, Angola, Vietnam.

BUCKY

Damn.

JT

It's been alright.

ZACK

You've seen the world, I've gone around a bit. Do you ever get to go to the shore?

JT

Yeah, I did in Africa and Vietnam. I was only there for a day in Vietnam, on shore.

ZACK

I made the most of it. Yeah, I bet you did.

JT

I made the most of it. Some pretty good stories about Africa as well, but I can't really say them on a podcast.

ZACK

Yeah, you sure you can't Congo. That's not just anywhere in Africa we won't cut them out, but we can.

ZACK Flynn

I'm just kidding.

ZACK

I'm just playing. You don't have to.

BUCKY

You don't have to depends on how bad they are. Well, we're going to have a personal edit, a real, a personal reel. Oh, a real, a personal reel.

ZACK

Oh yeah.

BUCKY

Unedited version.

JT

Yeah, yeah, that's what my girlfriend, when she was laughing about it because it was on bed one night, I was like, yeah, you know this. One time I accidentally smoked crack in Africa that we got from a prostitute. How do you?

ZACK Flynn

accidentally smoke crack, though.

BUCKY

I'm just wondering how do you accidentally smoke crack Like smoke this joint?

JT

We thought it was speed. Yeah, we thought it was speed. Then she took a giant shit in my toilet. It was a very weird night.

BUCKY

That sounds pretty crazy.

ZACK

I think I've heard enough, yeah.

JT

They're wild over there. They just wait for the offshore people. They just wait for the offshore people to arrive. They call them night fighters, these prostitutes, and it's like someone at the hotel rings like the head woman, and they all just descend on the right at the hotel. You got to fight them off. You got to fight them off.

BUCKY

You got to fight through them. I'm trying to get to my room, miss Like. No, you got to go. Smoke this.

ZACK

They come knocking on your door right.

JT

Yeah, they follow you up to your room.

ZACK

I bet that's some good shit You're going to get rid of them.

BUCKY

You don't got to Most I mean, you know.

ZACK

I mean, how long is it before you get rid of them?

BUCKY

Yeah, that's what we're trying to ask. Yeah, after two hours you're like got to go man.

ZACK

Shit, they're lying.

BUCKY

Don to him say two hours. I'm sure they're great. Two minutes, that's the one time in my life, right, it's been a long time since it's been that time.

ZACK

I promise. Oh man, we're accepting calls. Now Go ahead and call about this subject, If you have a story about prostitutes and international crack deals. Right, that's hilarious.

BUCKY

That is very good.

JT

It was an accident.

BUCKY

Yeah, you didn't know what happened. You're the first person I've ever met. Didn't plan on that.

BUCKY

It just turned out that way.

ZACK

Accidentally Exactly let's just play on word when you said you smoked crack, you could have smoked the crack.

JT

Accidentally. What was that?

ZACK

I think crack. You could have smoked the crack accidentally. It was that. Yeah, I think there's two totally different ways you smoke crack and smoke speed. I mean, you weren't outside breaking antennas off and shit were you, wasn't what. Outside breaking antennas off vehicles were you, you know no, that was in the Congo, you say yeah, that one was in the Congo. Yeah, wow that's where that was alright that's where Walter worked. A bunch was down around Africa and stuff, wasn't it?

JT

yeah, he worked in Africa. Sometimes he was in Syria for a while, in China in the Middle.

BUCKY

East. He was all over the place in the Middle East a lot, wasn't he yeah?

JT

Yeah.

ZACK

I just remember him saying that I remember when he worked in Syria.

JT

You had to take a bulletproof vest with him to work.

BUCKY

Yeah, that don't sound like fun.

BUCKY

He worked for the old companies, so he got that paycheck.

BUCKY

Yeah, With that yeah.

JT

Yeah yeah, yeah well, I mean allegedly got that paycheck.

JT

We didn't see very much he claims I made money he hid that shit putting it away yeah, he did yeah, oh yeah, absolutely I like to tell people by the time I like to tell people by the time that do take me to get new shoes. When my mom was living back over in the uk, they split up time that I do take me to get new shoes. My mom was living back over in the UK. They split up for a while. He took me to Payless shoe stores to get shoes, which is one thing, but he made me choose them from the bargain bucket. Now these shoes were not the same shoe.

ZACK

They looked similar. Wow.

JT

Tight ass motherfucker. They looked similar but they were not the same shoe. It's like agent orange.

BUCKY

I took a hat coveralls from work at home.

JT

Remember when he worked in the yard, he wore his work clothes, yeah, yeah, agent orange that's why we called him agent orange wasn't that miss donahue that told us he was a spy?

BUCKY

I don't know yeah, I think. So, I think she.

JT

She told one of the classes he was a spy anyway you're definitely not alone.

ZACK

I think somebody's lying to us here. Definitely something going on in the background there, right?

JT

yeah, oh no, my, my girlfriend just kind of came in the door went back out now.

ZACK

Why'd you try to make me think it was a ghost while ago?

BUCKY

No, it was like a weird phone delay.

BUCKY

That's pretty weird. Yeah, we started picking up some voices on here.

ZACK

Well, you start talking about smoking crack in the Congo ain't no telling what's going to happen.

JT

There's got to be some disproven ghosts in the house.

ZACK

That's the CK story.

BUCKY

Yeah, there's definitely some ghosts around here, yeah.

JT

Y'all going to camp out over there one night and see what you can see.

ZACK

Oh yeah, that's when we're big-timing on video though.

BUCKY

I've stayed the night in here a couple times already. Not on that side, though Not just out in the hospital. No, hell, no.

ZACK

I would. I'd go in there and just have a good time.

BUCKY

Sleep in one of them. Beds, hospital beds.

BUCKY

Yeah, why not?

ZACK

I would I don't know, we'd have to pick a day. But, I mean I ain't scared, I ain't saying I ain't yeah, it's a possibility that when I get in there, I might be scared I have to be a badass ghost, all I know.

BUCKY

Yeah, well, I don't know. I ain't scared of it.

ZACK Flynn

I mean, I'd be anxious. There is no such thing as ghosts. I'm not saying that, what?

BUCKY

the fuck do you mean? But they tried to interact with me. I'd say yeah right, right right. But no, I'd do it. I'd do it With full knowledge. I think it'd be something I would no I ain't going to say we're not going over there having a seance or anything.

ZACK

We're going to have a special episode for JT to come back and then that's when we're going to do it, when JT comes back. Or yeah, that'd be a reason to come back. I think, yeah, I'll come back spend that note.

BUCKY

I would love for you to come back now.

JT

What are you thinking about sometime visiting jt, uh I was kind of hoping to come back later in the year there you go.

ZACK

Oh hell, really, hell. Yeah, that'd be great Like next fall again Like homecoming again.

JT

Yeah, yeah, something like that. I'm going to try and spend more time in Jalakand this time. I only got down for like one night last time.

ZACK

Right when it's not so freaking hot.

BUCKY

And that'd probably be a good time to see folks you know.

BUCKY

Yeah.

BUCKY

Some people are around, I'll get together, earl, some people are around. I'll get together.

JT

Earl's kid almost shot me.

BUCKY

Yeah, you're lucky, you didn't at that point. Yeah, it just so happened that I think the weapons were removed from my house at that time. Right, I ain't shitting you. He showed up at my house at like 4 am. Hey, man Came in the door. Oh, he came in. Nobody answered the door. Somebody came in Because nobody answered the door, so he came in.

ZACK

He just walked in your house, jt, yeah.

BUCKY

And RJ was still here, then RJ would have shot his ass.

ZACK

I didn't know. He just walked in though. Yeah, there's no way he knew who Justin was you know.

BUCKY

No, he didn't, he still didn't.

JT

That's why he came out in the street, because he was like don't, don't, don't, and jt comes like under the door yeah, they left my house. Yeah, yeah, it's like 4 am yeah, three, four, yeah yeah, they said don't, don't, don't, but he's the one that stopped the truck outside. Well, yeah, he, he took you over.

BUCKY

Yeah, I wasn't driving he wasn't gonna knock on the door, yeah yeah that's when we were.

BUCKY

Yeah, oh hell, I didn't recognize now when I first came in the door, it's just some big dude in the door I had. No, he fucking had a beard and crazy hair and shit. Took me a minute because even when he's talking to me he's talking even more cockney than that sounded like. I was like wait a minute. Oh yeah, he was telling me who he was like three times probably. How many times you tell me who you were before I got? Well, I mean, he wasn't a fucking sleep at three, four in the morning too but yeah, no, I won't forget that.

BUCKY

That's a memory jt made yeah, and not that long ago.

ZACK

No, yeah, the cool thing is everybody stayed up with with him after that yeah, we did.

BUCKY

We stayed up till about 5, 30 or 6, so yeah drinking in the yard.

JT

I mean obviously my memory. My memory just flashed back to 94-95 where you could just go and do that, go knock on someone's house, oh, yeah, absolutely oh yeah, you had no qualms.

BUCKY

I mean it's been.

ZACK

It's been a couple times. David's come all the way out to the farm and slept with the dogs.

BUCKY

You know him and him and Duke out there fucking camped out in the front yard. He just walks up and comes in like he'd been there the other day, you know.

ZACK

Yeah, like it was five minutes ago. Hold on, I left my phone inside. Yeah, like he left something.

BUCKY

Just comes on in.

ZACK

In the kitchen cooking.

BUCKY

It was somebody else's house from last, you knew, huh.

ZACK

I thought Christy still lived here.

BUCKY

He was looking for Leland and Cinny. Yeah, like I said, I barely recognize him, much less anybody else knew who the hell this was at my house, anyway, yeah.

BUCKY

Yeah.

JT

That's how things go Well we just left Zach's as well. Yeah, I think I'd already been trying to go to sleep in Zach's house. So Zach's like nah, you can't come in, man, my dog will eat you.

ZACK

That's a fact. That's the bad thing about my house. If you don't belong there, if you ain't me or my wife, your ass is in trouble, the dog will eat your ass yes, she sure will dare you.

ZACK

Oh, that's a good dog, not friendly. Still stuck your window, still stuck your hand in the window, didn't you? You know who I'm talking about. You still stuck your hand in the window, didn't you pull that hand back? Oh, that is a good dog, that's what I told you she's. It's an emotional support dog for me, but for anybody else she's a fucking nightmare. She ain't a big dog, she's a little dog.

BUCKY

I've seen her.

JT

As long as she works for you.

BUCKY

All right, JT, I think we're about to what I think Zach's got to go right. Yes, I do, Zach's got to go.

JT

We got to go. I don't even know if we've actually talked about Drake, but A little.

ZACK

That's another phone call.

BUCKY

We'll have to try again yeah, we can make it.

BUCKY

Yeah, we'll get together again sometime and put it together.

BUCKY

We've proved this. Yeah yeah, this isn't impossible. We've proved we can you.

ZACK

You know pretty much that we've just you know I've decided that. You know we've got a decent fan base out there that just wants to hear some funny shit. So you know, and quit cutting out cuss words yeah well, we just try to take it and just let it go. They're like I want to hear one a week. I'm like we've got like a year and a half worth of shit. We could actually you know, that's how we do it. Yeah, a year and a half worth of shit, we could actually, you know, but yeah, I think you're right, man.

JT

I think people just kind of want to be entertained. They like the it's surprising.

ZACK

Yeah, it was surprising, yeah.

BUCKY

Well, and we have a connection to the Chilicothe people. It's funny how far that goes just to knock us crossing over years and people.

ZACK

Yeah, it's just people, and it's the people that's not from Chillicothe, the ones that have been talking to me because it's different place, different time it is you know and that's the crazy. You know you get to thinking about. You know how the difference between us and our parents are. You know it's insane.

BUCKY

You're not going back to either world anymore. You know what?

ZACK

never, nope, nope. Things will never be the same back to either world anymore. You know what? Never, nope, nope, nope.

BUCKY

Things will never be the same. All right, jt got deported. Things will never be the same. That'll be the name of this episode, right?

ZACK

Deportation yeah.

BUCKY

Deported, but not forgotten.

ZACK

Were they called ISIS.

BUCKY

Yeah, 9-11. Got all started.

ZACK

Self-deportation. I mean, I understand why you got deported. Now we're talking about cracking the Congo. Isn't that the crack we were thinking about when you said the Philippines?

JT

There's more stories. When I came from.

ZACK

I know there is. I want to hear them too. To be honest with you.

BUCKY

Ah shit, we'll call you again. Uh, jt for sure.

BUCKY

Yeah, you know your name.

BUCKY

Your name will be brought up quite a bit. Damn every episode so far.

ZACK

you know I love you, so take care yeah man, I love you boys, All right man, I like hearing you on the podcast.

BUCKY

Yeah, keep it up, keep listening and sharing to whoever you can.

ZACK

We're going to do a podcast in the nude. We're just waiting for this. It's called the. Nudist Podcast. That's just for entertainment purposes oh yeah, we're not going to be the one in the nude.

BUCKY

Wait a second. I don't know why you took it that way more congo stories.

JT

Give me a call back oh, we're definitely gonna oh, we're gonna be calling you.

BUCKY

Yeah, we'll call you back, jt for sure you can uh explain them in more detail we'll come see us, dude, come see us.

BUCKY

Make that plan to come, actually because, like oh, yeah, we'll have you live. Yeah, we can have live yeah, we'll sit in, do one yeah wait a second, that'd be good.

BUCKY

Yeah, definitely, definitely, what'd you say?

JT

it's recording you can feed, you can feed me a 12 pack of natural light. Everyone can see the real me natural light I know that's right back with $7.30 a case.

ZACK

sometimes we need to see the real you.

BUCKY

Yeah, alright, jt. Well, I appreciate the call, man, and uh, we'll be getting back, take care of yourself.

ZACK

This is the. This is the.

BUCKY

This is the B and the E. And the. Z with the JT yeah.

ZACK Flynn

Be easy JT.

JT

Yeah, Be easy boys.

ZACK Flynn

All right, all right, all right, I mean, that looks good. And with a cry in his voice and a tear in his eyes.

ZACK

I heard every word the man had to say.

ZACK Flynn

He said I lost my wife and I couldn't stop getting high and the lies caught up with me. And when she left, she took the only thing that meant anything to me, and with those baby blue eyes and that smile, that smile, this year she turned three. You better grab a hold of something, something to grab a hold of you, and don't ask a question if you can't take the truth, because I'm just a reflection of you. He said I'm just a reflection Of you. Oh Lord, oh Lord. Well, I could see the desperation in his eyes. Each deep breath it took for him to breathe and every word he said hit home with me.

Plans to Return and Episode Closing

ZACK Flynn

I felt like a blind man could now see. And then, the more I stared, the more I realized that the man standing there in front of me, hell, he was just a reflection of me. I said just a reflection of me. You see, I lost my wife.

ZACK Flynn

I couldn't stop getting high and the lights caught up with me and when she left she took the only thing that meant anything to me, to me, and with those baby blue eyes and that smile that's mine. This year she turned three. You better grab a hold of something close. I'll grab a hold of you. Don't ask a question if you can't take the truth, cause it might be a question. If you can't take the truth, cause it might be a reflection of you. I said it might be a reflection Of you, of you. I love you, oh, I love you, you see.

ZACK Flynn

I looked at myself in the mirror For the first time in a long time today and I had to take a step back Cause I swear.

ZACK

I didn't recognize my own fate. Guitar solo.