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JWSP
Two guys discussing the emperor's choice of clothing and trying to bring some reason to the state of affairs. Follow us wherever you get your podcasts.
JWSP is short for John Wayne's Surge Protector and comes from lyrics in a Bloodhound Gang song (yeah we're classy like that) which say "John Wayne would never use a surge protector". After the election we started thinking of reasons of how the orange guy won another time. The most rational explanation is that the Democratic party is soft, the image is that of a snuggly bear with dyed hair and a septum piercing. There is no Rogan equivalent on the left, everything is designed to not offend and everyone is curious about your pet's pronouns as they dance around the eggshells. There was market failure in the set of nuts department to point out the inconsistencies and do it in a manner that will one day will inspire calls to cancel our show, may we hope that we get that big. Hence JWSP was born.
JWSP
Palm Sunday in Sumy, Putin is a master strategist and the President is JACKED!
Today we talk about how Russia decided to celebrate Palm Sunday and how the Ukrainians were trying to conceal their war planning by doing something no one has ever done in the history of war.
Germany says "partner let me upgrade you" to Ukraine in the cruise missile department. Kersch bridge might have a few lanes closed for repairs soon.
While being similar in build, Aaron Rodgers is considering retiring while our Fearless Leader is talking about running a third term so talk about a cognitive powerhouse.
What is appropriate attire for setting fire to a governor's mansion? Sit down as we discuss Cody Balmer's life choices this week.
P.S. There was a little snafu about 14 minutes in. I cut out the dead space but kept the talking there because "F* it, we'll do it live".
