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JWSP
Two guys discussing the emperor's choice of clothing and trying to bring some reason to the state of affairs. Follow us wherever you get your podcasts.
JWSP is short for John Wayne's Surge Protector and comes from lyrics in a Bloodhound Gang song (yeah we're classy like that) which say "John Wayne would never use a surge protector". After the election we started thinking of reasons of how the orange guy won another time. The most rational explanation is that the Democratic party is soft, the image is that of a snuggly bear with dyed hair and a septum piercing. There is no Rogan equivalent on the left, everything is designed to not offend and everyone is curious about your pet's pronouns as they dance around the eggshells. There was market failure in the set of nuts department to point out the inconsistencies and do it in a manner that will one day will inspire calls to cancel our show, may we hope that we get that big. Hence JWSP was born.
JWSP
Triple Sec Def and Grandpa learns AI
Today we touch base on the life and tribulations of what some consider the second most important person in the US government, a Fox & Friends host Petey Hegseth. DUI hire Pete promised to not drink alcohol if confirmed, the fact that he had to make that promise should tell you one thing and his position in this administration should tell you that it's probably not a promise being kept. See the White House Easter interview and judge for yourself if you think he's sober.
The Donald, a stout religious God fearing man, posted up a picture of himself from the official WH Twix account. Don't even know why this is a story as it is perfectly normal.