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JWSP
Two guys discussing the emperor's choice of clothing and trying to bring some reason to the state of affairs. Follow us wherever you get your podcasts.
JWSP is short for John Wayne's Surge Protector and comes from lyrics in a Bloodhound Gang song (yeah we're classy like that) which say "John Wayne would never use a surge protector". After the election we started thinking of reasons of how the orange guy won another time. The most rational explanation is that the Democratic party is soft, the image is that of a snuggly bear with dyed hair and a septum piercing. There is no Rogan equivalent on the left, everything is designed to not offend and everyone is curious about your pet's pronouns as they dance around the eggshells. There was market failure in the set of nuts department to point out the inconsistencies and do it in a manner that will one day will inspire calls to cancel our show, may we hope that we get that big. Hence JWSP was born.
JWSP
Ashli's ghost got paid, Big Bird is a ghost now, love thy neighbor
Today we tackle another slew of alligator equivalent of the news. As always, Tesla and Ukraine at the top of the show with a life hack on how rushing the Capitol can get your family paid. Hope you weren't watching those woke traitors at Sesame Street because they've been 86'ed. Lastly the Trump administration is showing their Christian side and bringing in members of the Sinaloa cartel so careful which of your brown neighbors you try to act big in front of.
