Team_Wing_It
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Team_Wing_It
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We catch up on a plan-free week that somehow holds together: house-sitting with Josh, a clingy dog, a new plant obsession, and a car that shuts off mid-drive. Gratitude, small fixes, a YouTube wobble, and a song that sticks close the loop.
• thanks to listeners and subscribers
• rambling format with no set plan
• social handles for Instagram and YouTube
• house-sitting weekend with Josh and Archie the velcro dog
• filming bits, hesitating to post to YouTube
• starting a plants Instagram to track a succulent project
• using Nintendo Switch to survive a family do
• car shutdown scare, service costs, new tyres
• postponing the Josh segment and planning a follow-up
• song pick: The Glorious Sons, SOS (Sawed Off Shotgun)
Follow on Instagram: team_wing_it (all lowercase). Look up Team Wing on YouTube.
Take off your fence, crack up here. A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast. Critics have hailed it as everything from and Welcome everyone to the worst podcast ever. Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say! Now go show 'em what happens when Gen X rolls out of them with a purpose.
SPEAKER_07:Hello everyone. Welcome back to the Team Winged Podcast, and I'm your host, Dave Morgan. Now, last time I talked about having no plan because I lost my list. This time I have no plan, and I'm just planning on rambling for a little bit because you know what? Why the hell not? I'm home, I have nothing else to do, so I thought I'd sit in front of the computer, do another podcast, and that's like two in a little over a week. So well, by the time this comes out, because I want to do a little bit tomorrow night with my Josh with my son Josh, with my Josh. We're already off to a great start, aren't we? My goodness gracious me. Now before I go any further, I just want to thank anyone that subscribes to this or listens to us on any of the different platforms it's on. I really do appreciate it. Because you know what? At the start of this year, I was determined I'm gonna focus on this and and well, I got busy. I started enjoying life again, so it was planned for being a single person and just I have all this time and this is what I'm gonna do. Well, shit, the plan's changed and for the better, so no regrets. Now one thing I do want to mention that uh you can follow me on social media. Now, I've been foregoing Facebook a lot, like the Team Winged Facebook account, but there is one out there. Mostly I've been on Instagram. So it is team underscore wing underscore it. All lowercase. So if you want to follow me, do that. So if you want to do anything or follow me or keep up to date with things, I reckon that's the way to go. Otherwise, you know what? Just listen to the podcast, watch the videos when they occasionally come out, and uh Yeah, look, I just appreciate the support from everyone.
SPEAKER_02:I see it. It hurts, doesn't it? Being broke. It really takes it out of you. It makes you tired and it makes you sad. Well, that's okay, because Dr. Crackers has the kid off of you! It's me taking one bastard shirt, soaking it in petrol, jamming one end down your throat, setting fire to the other, and blowing you to hell!
SPEAKER_07:Now, speaking of my YouTube videos, now last time I did a video was a while ago, and last weekend Josh and I went and stayed up at Mrs. Place and house at her place and looked after the remaining dog, and I did film some stuff and then I just never got around to it. So yeah, one day I need to k get back to that and I get distracted so easily as I was established in the past. But yeah, I thought it was a fun enough time. Now the problem is her other dog, Pedro, went and passed away, so Archie has p never been alone, so he's a bit of a velcro dog, and wherever I go he has to come, and so it sort of restricted us a little and Josh got a little frustrated with that, but you know what? We made chicken shit out of chicken salad. Wait, no, reverse it. We made chicken salad out of chicken shit. It could have been such a worse weekend than it was, but you know what? We made the best of it. It wasn't too bad. And um, yeah, we were there Friday night, Saturday night, and as I said, I filmed bits and pieces, but nah, I don't know if I'm completely happy with it, but I will get back to doing something. Because I need to do something with it. So if you are so inclined, or if you're bored, or if you just feel like watching Mountains and Mountains Mountains of outer garbage. Well, it's not outer garbage, there are some good stuff in there too. Especially the later stuff. The early stuff is But anyway, look up Team Wing on the YouTube channel, and there's no underscores in that one. So, yes, if you'd like, take a look at that.
SPEAKER_03:Uh knock knock. Yes, Jimmy. Don't forget. You're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m.
SPEAKER_07:Now I'm pretty sure I have mentioned my latest hobby, which is playing with plants. And I'm working on the outdoor, the backyard. I just want to tidy it up and uh plant some sucklines and make it a little bit nicer out there. I don't know why it's a rental, but succulents are cheap and they're not oh, they're not nasty, but they're cheap and you know what I'm not too fussed about them. But they're fun and it's giving me something to do. Now this is a reason why you should follow the Team Wing at Instagram, because there is going to be stuff on there. I was actually gonna do a video about it. Maybe uh as I do this, like a time-lapse type thing, who knows? I haven't quite decided. But I don't know if anyone remembers. Ages ago, and I think I spoke about this at the start of the whole Team Winged thing. I started this whole mistakes were made idea, and I was gonna do something with that. Well, I still had the Instagram page. So I changed that to Team Winged Plants. And I don't know why I need another Instagram page, I don't know why I need to keep doing this. It's like that sickness in my head where I need to keep busy and do stupid shit. So yes, I started that yesterday. I renamed it all to Team Winged Plants, and um, yeah, I'm just gonna be posting all about my little gardening expedition and the fun I'm having playing in the dirt, staining my green thumb, and just hopefully not killing shit.
SPEAKER_00:There's a church of the flying spaghetti monster where the members are called Postifarians. Postafarianism is an actual religion, and even though people might think it's a joke, it's not. Postafarians want you to know that their heaven contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Well shit. Where do I sign up? Poor devout Postifarians do wear the religious headwear of a colander. Since it's a recognized religion, you can wear them in your driver's license photos. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07:After Josh and I had house sat Kelly's place for a bit, uh, we had a family do to go to on Sunday. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of family dos. The idea of sitting there talking to people you generally wouldn't be friends with if you weren't related. I so my sisters Kate and Liz, my son Josh, our cousin Jeremy, and myself all planned on bringing out Nintendo Switches there and ignoring the family and just playing them. Because we thought this is what we're doing. So we did. And Leanne came with us, and um so yeah, I sort of stayed off the switch for a while while I was talking to her and the rest of the family for a bit. But yeah, by the end, we had to join in the Switch fun and say yes. That was a bit of fun. Nintendo switches to do that. Excellent idea. Now the only problem with this weekend is I found out there's something wrong with my car. Which leads me to my to my next problem. As I was driving at one point, maybe two points, all of a sudden the car just shut down as I'm driving. One time on the Mount Dandy Terrace Road, so that sucked. And all of a sudden it just shut down. The ignition was still on, but it just came to a rolling stop. Which really p was a tad scary. It's like I don't know what the hell is going on here. So some nice people helped me push the car off the road. I just turned the ignition off, turn it back on, and I thought, it starts. That's interesting. So today being Tuesday the 18th of November, I booked it in for a service. Ouch! Holy shit. I know it's been a while since I've serviced the car, but ouch, I forgot how much that cost. That and I needed two new tires, and it's like, God damn it. I guess I'm working again. Not that I ever wasn't, but I might actually have to pick up some more extra ships. It's like, ouch, that's just bloody painful. Ah, what do you do? I guess I need a car to get to the job and I need a job to pay for the car, so it's a vicious uh it's not very nice. And it couldn't have happened closer to Christmas either. But it's just when I thought I had a plan.
SPEAKER_01:Every once in a while I wonder why I don't have many friends. And then I hear the stupid shit that comes out of people's faces, and then I get it.
SPEAKER_07:Well, I've already waffled on for far too long. Considering I was gonna do something with Josh tomorrow night, and I should add it on here, but I won't probably. It's just a case of, you know what, I'll just give me a reason to do another one. So I'll have to do that bit with him tomorrow and I'll add it into the next one. And just remember, I did have this plan. Heck, I had a plan for it last time, but for some reason the timing just doesn't match up, and when I think about it, he's not here. When I he is here, I don't think about it. Yeah, well. What will you do? I mean I should put it back in my notes and all that on the phone like I spoke of last week. But you know things and stuff and reasons and it just happens or it doesn't happen, one of the two. And um yeah, I thought I'll end it on a song that I heard the other day and I've never heard of these guys. It's called The Glorious Sons. This song is called SOS, Sawn Off Shotgun. Now, I can't tell you anything about them. I could Google it, I can't be bothered. But I heard this song and I thought, you know what? I love the beat, I just love the just the whole song. It just sounds cool. And I thought, you know what, bugger it. I like it, hopefully you guys do too. Until next time, I'll see you later.
unknown:Mother I don't want to take my out of the scale. I'm losing it.