Lather Up
Passion project podcast by multi-Emmy award winning TV producers who love soap operas. LaTanya "La" Horne and Chanelle Oliver bring their take on what works and what doesn’t on 'Beyond the Gates,' 'The Young & the Restless,' 'Bold & the Beautiful' and 'General Hospital.'
Lather Up
Kat Day, Kidnappings Continue, Willow's Confession, and Forrester vs. Spencer
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Beyond the Gates: Anita gets good news and Kat is kind on her birthday. Young and the Restless: More kidnappings this time Adam and Nick. General Hospital: Willow tells her mother everything. Bold and the Beautiful: Will and RJ fight for Electra.
La & Chanelle S2 Ep10 (00:06)
Hello and welcome to our newest episode of Lather Up with La and Chanelle. As always, we thank you for listening to us and of course, please subscribe. Let's start off with some news First off, drum roll please. Beyond the Gates has been renewed for not just a third, no, no, but a fourth. What? Season. Yay! As we said last week, don't play with us, CBS.
You better keep them because people want to know what's going on at Fairmont Crest. And now we get to travel this journey with them for two more seasons. Thank goodness. Congratulations to the cast crew and all them. You've earned it.
we love the show. So, so happy that it's sticking around. Yes, and more characters actually coming. Yes! As a matter of fact, one that soap fans know, Dr. Bridget from Bold and the Beautiful will be coming to Beyond the Gates. Now, for me, logically, you would have Dr. Bridget Forrester.
be working at Garland as Dr. Bridget Forrester so we can do crossovers and it'll be easier for her to go back and forth between soaps. They have not revealed what Ashley Jones' character will be, but in my mind, just let her be Bridget. I also want to see her shine because sometimes Bridget, they put Baby in a corner and when you have her boxed in as a new character, who could she be? Is she the Impaler?
Is she Joey's sister? Is she Vanessa's sister? My theory is if you're not gonna let her be Bridget, you'll have to age her a little bit. But maybe she is Dr. Madison Montgomery's crazy mom that caused all the chaos online. now that would be a plot twist. Wouldn't it? All right, Ebony and Ivory. We also have coming in May an addition to General Hospital.
Jonathan Bennett, who many would remember as Aaron from Mean Girls, the movie, will be joining Port Charles as Dr. Joe Fitzgerald. I don't know who this doctor is, but look for him to come and May. Look, as long as he's not coming back from the dead, welcome to Port Charles General Hospital. goodness. we got some happy birthdays. Yes, I just wanted to shout out some of these Aries women making an impact in my life.
like the Melody Thomas Scott, the goat from Young and the Restless. Newman, happy belated birthday, April 18th. And she actually shares it with Tamara Braun, who plays Sienna Bacall on Young and the Restless. And then my queen, my queen, Jacqueline Wood. She also sold a break that, yeah, she's selling hers April 17th. And I was like, ⁓ are these fiery, passionate rams?
⁓ the women of Soaps all sharing birthdays around the same time? Yes. it. All right, let's begin in the DMV, Beyond the Gates. We have awesome news. Miss Anita has been going through it with her chemo and all her pain and suffering has paid off. The tumor has shrunk. She has two more sessions and then they'll see.
what's next, but she is improving. So the red devil did not take her down. I'm just happy. two more rounds of chemo and then we can truly get the story moving. I think that whole plot line, it broke our hearts. We've been on this journey with Miss Anita, the good, the bad, and the ugly. And now that we are seeing a light at the end of the tunnel, I'm just so excited about the possibilities.
This might be where we finally get the Articulettes back together, going in the studio, having a reason to maybe travel to Wisconsin and dare I say, Devon and the people from Genoa City coming to Fairmont Crest. Ooh, the crossover. But don't take your guard down yet because there was a moment that Vernon took Dr. Montgomery aside and was like, I'm having some...
you know, memory issues and stuff. I'm under the impression that it's emotional. I'm hoping it's not neurological, but it just proves that you can never rest. we could get a Miss Anita over the hump and then turn around and have to worry about Mr. Vernon. So hopefully now that she is settling his mind and you know, memory lapses and stuff will settle as well.
That's true. I definitely don't want this back to back medical emergency storylines where you're dealing with health conditions with them aging or just them being in the loop. I really want to have a moment where we can just breathe and enjoy their love story. Let them go to New Orleans. Let them actually get ready and help Martin with his campaign. I just need something to get me over the emotional roller coaster.
And there has been a lot of rumbling. Some people say that Michele Val Jean can't write. That's a lie. Absolutely now. We gotta at least nip that in the bud. It's not that she can't write, but as I've said previously, we are in the age of a post-Shonda Rhimes TGIT moment. And I think with the storylines and people facing consequences, and even as viewers, when we're watching, everything that is said, every look that is given, every movement,
that seems suspicious. We're trying to read that into the storylines. And sometimes it just seems like it falls flat or we forget about it. But I'm here for the journey because I love the experience. if you're a true soap watcher, you know, store this. Remember this because it may pop up later. None of the storylines can be solved in a week.
or else you wouldn't have any stories. So just be patient. I feel that we have gracefully progressed. So I'm behind it 100%. She's doing a great job and two more seasons. Obviously she's not doing that bad, huh? Yeah. Or at least feel like we never might get our justice for Laura. But if not, at least now we have Izaiah's and Jacob's mom knowing that, hey,
We know you are attempted murderer and we just gonna have to accept that. Speaking of Jacob, this man has not been doing the undercover brother thing right. He got his butt beat because he keeps changing up. He's had Grayson change the drop off points. He got caught by Lia the chief of staff and she called in and was like, get your boy. He's making moves. Somebody who's an underling doesn't have that kind of power.
If he doesn't toe the line, get rid of him. So the guy she called met up with Jacob and Jacob thinks he's doing a great job being Rashad. And then this guy's like, you don't make any changes without my knowledge. Let me make sure you remember that. Beat him, messed up his ribs. He was limping. And then, Chanelle's favorite, he made a booty call before he got beat up to have Naomi come back to that.
Motel Hotel Holiday Inn. And she sees him battered and bruised and is like, this is what I'm talking about. You were not meant for this. You need to tap out. And he's like, I'm too close. I'm all, but like he had like the Impaler like 10 seconds away from hand cuffs. We don't even know who it is. True. I feel like this is don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. I've been saying this for how many weeks
think Jacob, while this is his first undercover operation, he's just too overzealous. And this whole thing of like, I am the captain now. Sir, aside from telling Smitty who just swore up and down that he would not be caught, and sure enough, he was caught, ⁓ right now, he is trying to get by with the fact that they don't know it was him specifically, but you left your paper trail. And the fact that you were like, no, we're good.
I covered my tracks and the first thing Nicole does is log on. It's like, hmm, I'm never in this portal for the hospital. I've been hacked. Really? Like, sir, you at least could have done that. And then you see Naomi there. You get caught by Naomi talking about, I was stopping by for cotillion stuff. You didn't write the note. I'm still concerned the fact that Dr. Nicole just had her password chilling on a post-it somewhere hidden. ⁓
But I feel like with Jacob, all of these things are lining up and you would think that would be further along. But even when he's trying to do the right thing, like tell his dad, this is so far the information that we've got. Chief Hawthorne brings in the dirty cop Malone to come in and directly ask Lia, does she know what's going on? Crazy work, And I feel like with these upcoming previews.
I know our listeners in Canada and some other places might be further along, but it looks like Grayson gets stabbed. Yes. I would probably Jacob's fault with all the. I would definitely probably blame Jacob on this. It's like for the person who's been like, I'm the boss. Are you though? Can you please fall the line? Can you be a little bit more discreet at this point?
I give up on the glasses situation. Just go back to doing what you need to do to get it done. Who is the impaler? I haven't seen a plasma bag yet. Not once. Ugh. We also have the Lynette situation taking a turn. So she tells Hayley. I will leave if you give me millions of dollars. And Hayley is like, I will give you millions of dollars if you leave and never return to the DMV. They shook on it.
All in Hayley's mind was well until less than 24 hours later, she hears that Lynette is talking to Vanessa about getting a penthouse in the DC area. So Hayley goes running to cuz Randy and he's like, I'll handle it. He meets up with Lynette, tells her that he just realized that Hayley was not just playing Lynette, but playing him. And so he's like, we need to team up and we can take her down. She's promised $10 million if we get rid of
Bill so that money can be ours. So they make out and do what they do. Sexy time. Then they were going to look for, a bed for her new place, hint, hint, And then the next thing we know, Hayley gets a call from Randy. She goes and meets him at Uptown and he tells her that Lynette is no more. Now, everybody knows Randy's track record is not stellar.
He can't kill nobody. He is sloppy. Joey has figured out half the things that he's done before he does them. So for me to believe that he took care of Lynette and she's actually dead, I have expected her to walk in to Uptown the moment that Hayley was celebrating her demise. Randy, you know how I feel about Randy.
Bless his heart. Ever since that gun jammed and he ran from the DMV to where was he trying to go? Bali or somewhere. And just came back. And just gave up after he stole the money. My faith in Randy, we do not trust. Lynette ain't dead. Lynette ain't gone. And if she is, then it's like, well, why'd you do that, Randy? Because you already know that the block was hot and Joey and Vanessa most likely would look for her.
And if that's not the case, even Bill was suspicious of her. So it's not like we need a body just popping up randomly now, Randy. So I wish if you were to do something, I don't know, maybe use the poison that you've given Hayley that has basically made Bill stronger. Or, I don't know, set her up. Try to get her to back off in some other way, or maybe just have her chained in your basement at this point.
I just don't trust the fact that he texted on her phone to tell Vanessa, change my mind, leave the DMV, leave me alone. And he's like, we're good. Randy, my boy, you know how I feel about you. He's sloppy. I worry so much. And when he says it's handled, Olivia Pope, you are not. Just not. Yeah. She, Lynette gonna pop up. You watch.
Dani and Bill are talking on the phone and I think Dani was telling all about the good news about Miss Anita and some other stuff She was talking to Bill with and he was like, okay, baby I'm sorry what? Didn't even check himself. No, but everybody around heard it. Naomi was having breakfast with
Hayley and Bill and she heard it. Hayley definitely heard it. And I think Dani did too, but she chose to just tuck it away. Let it slide. Yes. And then it got back to Andre because Naomi confronts Dani. She's like, you know, dad called you baby on the phone. Like what is going on? And Andre was like, I'm sorry. What's that? He acted like he wasn't happy. And probably in the back of his mind, it does make him uneasy, but
He's like, he can still long for her if he wants to, but she mine now, so. Yeah, and I give Dani credit because she played along, she's like, what? No. He didn't say that. Forced a habit. You know, we were married. So it's not like she's like, who told you? No, I'm so glad they stopped with the kisses and the secret rendezvous. Yes. Because she has been glowing.
Very much so. I don't know if it's just the sex. I don't know if it's just the fact that she's on cloud nine that Miss Anita is doing better But Dani has come a long way from Dani Oakley pistol poppin' Angry, why did I get married type woman and she's calmed down. Very much. And that's also thanks to Andre. Absolutely. So at this point, let's keep him around please. Please. Who also
acted right. above and beyond. So it was Kat and it's coming up on Eva's birthday. And Kat got surprised by her family at Uptown and she got a lovely piece of jewelry from Nomas as opposed to the rope bracelet that Eva got from the hobosexual that is Izaiah
Martin was gonna tell Kat that Miss Anita had greatly improved with her cancer treatment. Instead, in her exit stage left, she's like, by the way, I'm happy that Miss Anita's okay. And she was like, I'm sorry? Yep, that was Eva. Yep. And so she was so ecstatic by this news that Kat was like, there's plenty of cake to go around and it is Kat Day, so.
you can stay. And everybody was like, what? But I was like, that's how Kat is. Now mind you, the next day, maybe she was a little over flirty with Izaiah
when Eva came, but Eva was overzealous with her love for Izaiah, just to, know, tit for Kat. but I thought that was very magnanimous of her letting her stay for the birthday celebration. Yeah, I'm about to say, Kitty Kat, she put the claws away. And like I always like a good scripture, the Lord prepared a table in front of her enemy. And at this point, I feel like she let her eat cake, if you will.
And with that also comes Tomas is growing on me that backbone after getting berated by Bill. Look at that alliteration. He actually is doing a lot better even with the gifts.
The idea that just the love that he's showing and you know, and I almost forgotten what he gave her that calculator charm. Yeah, that was from last year. We were little iffy were like we know he says he's a lawyer, but that gift, however, this time full circle delivered doing what he needs to do. And the fact that he brought it up and he was like, because I believe in you, baby, that's that's why you got that charm.
gold calculator and everything. So look at you. Fenmore's and Chelsea Kat, this collaboration, They also had like, what was it, Tokyo or whatever? Yeah, apparently they will be big in Japan and I'm here for it a little bit. Look, Arigatos and all these other things. said, look at, even Chelsea was brought along. I said, she said, I'm going to be here for this moment, but saw them in their business mode. And so I'm proud of them.
And when it comes to Kat, whether it's just the business, even doing better with talking to Ted, there's moments of her growth. And I'd like to see her in a storyline that makes sense. Hell, at this point, maybe she needs to go and help Jacob. So badly. Katlock was on the case and she's gotten a lot more done with figuring out Lynette and Hayley and all that stuff than we have with the impaler storyline. She was the one who found her own cousin. So I would trust her to solve whatever crime that's coming law enforcement. I know you were just joking with
with Izaiah, but you might be a part of the Hawthorns too. For who knows? Yes. But I will say when it comes to Izaiah and also Deliver Us from Eva, we called it Leslie. Not satisfied with the gift. We knew this was going to be this bracelet made from the napkin, from the...
one time they enjoyed their first date at Winterfest and the combination of why he made a bracelet but has no diamonds or anything else of real extravagance in this as Leslie called it a pre-gift. Obviously that's the starter, right? No, it's the gift. What? She was very displeased. She is no longer team Izaiah after the run-in with his mama.
And the gift did not help. That's true. But I also feel like this is going to be Eva's wake up call because as we've said, and many people now that she realized probably think people think you're kind of like your mama. And even though you might not bear the brunt of all of the things that Leslie's done, here's what I'm envisioning. It feels like
Leslie and Lia had a terrible exchange and they both know Mr. Malone. What is the possibility that Lia sets up Leslie with her clinic with the impaler stuff? I wouldn't put it past her. Lia is gangster.
I appreciate Lia. Look, I like women in male dominated fields. And now that we know she's not the most higher up senior official in this ring. there are people above her. It's above her now. We know as one of the middle women closest to the top, she could do it. I'm just afraid of what will happen when she finds out.
how many people are involved or snooping around. Because like you said, Malone has already told her, unfortunately, because Jacob told Chief Hawthorne, who told Malone to investigate it, and his first thing was like, Dr. Lia, she's good people. Yeah, good and criminal like you, sir. So, couldn't trust that too much. A den of thieves! But I also like seeing just the interactions because we're seeing her around and about. And it also goes to show,
she be staying on top of Ashley. Like she be getting her. She can't stand her. And at this point, I believe it goes beyond just gracing. It's like she's going to take it out on her. The fact that we know that she has her own kind of police ties because she kept the hack or breach under wraps because it's off the books, according to her. But she still told Malone, she told Nicole that no police will be involved. And then the next thing you know, Nicole gets interrogated by Malone. And she's like, that's not.
That's like family. That's just my boy. He's a friend. those were some of the other things that were making it work because I'm like, it keeps me invested. I just need that story progression to keep on going. I also have to say that I'm thankful that Vanessa came to a bit of her senses and went back to talk to Nicole one more time and they made up because as we've stressed, woman to woman friendships are essential.
and it's beyond family. Yes. And unfortunately they're not ⁓ glorified enough on Soaps. So I'm glad that they came to like, she was like, no more double dates. I will try to support you. But if you are ever in danger, you are to let somebody you trust know or contact me or Dani because I'm still scared for you. So she told her truth, but she was like, you're still my girl. But
I was under the impression that they've known each other for years, but it looked like from the flashback that maybe Vanessa lived outside the gates and knew of, or like maybe in passing in high schools or something, they knew each other, but they didn't become fast friends until they went to a similar fundraiser or something at the club. And Vanessa was looking for a cigarette, Nicole was just looking for a breather, and they both realized they both...
were bored by the same functions that they went to and it flew from there. Good friendship and a great little flashback. So I liked it. And at this point, Vanessa needs all the friends she can have cause Deanna was staying on top of her mama and Joey, the boldness of her daughter. Talk about the audacity of hope. Like the fact that Deanna went up to Joey was like, I still don't like you, at the end of the day,
Were you sleeping with my mama when my dad was alive? And I'm like, girl, she has no. You pushing the killer, you know who I say about you put. Why are you trying to antagonize the person you think is big and bad and you talking about his reputation? She's just young and dumb. You were in danger, girl, and you don't even know how close you were to it. my gosh.
But again, Beyond the Gates, well done. All the other different storylines, the small moments. Look, even Nicole and Ted, the flowers shared because it was Kat's birthday. And they finally are recognizing her as the miracle baby that she was to them. Now, if you could just treat her like her aunt and uncle do, maybe we would understand that you do love your daughter.
But I'm excited to see where it keeps going into next week. Of course now let's go to Genoa City
Where Nick has been snatched by Matt Clark then Matt Clark finally is face to face with Adam and He informs Adam. Chelsea also has stopped by in Vegas. Yes didn't tell nobody just took the jet and came on over because she's had a Premonition. I'm like, is this Passions? She has had visions And her vision tells her that there's trouble in them. They'll hills so she comes
And Matt comes with Riza and he informs them that, ooh, Nick kinda overdosed and died, sorry. And it's like, he's so, he's so- Nonchalant. Yes, he's so Matt the way he is. It's like, oopsie, he's dead. Like, what? And of course, Chelsea and Adam do not believe, so he's like, fine. But he is dead now. I'll show you the body.
So he takes Adam and they, because they're so awful at this, nobody goes with them. Chelsea doesn't tail them. As Chanelle suggested, there was no Apple tag, like nothing. They go, he shows Adam Nick is unconscious, looking dead on the floor in the hotel storage room. And while Adam is like, Nick, Nick kabong, Matt hits.
Adam over the head with a fire extinguisher and knocks him out and both Newman brothers sprawled out on that floor, locked in. So we have kidnapped two men of the Newman family in less than a day. Josh, what did I tell you about the kidnappings, my guy? I'm gonna start looking at chat GPT writing these stories because...
What in the world? If this is what AI has brought us to, where almost everybody from Young and the Restless is going to get kidnapped in some way, shape or form, I don't think I want this. And all of this just to say that we've been in Vegas for so long just for Matt Clark to get the upper hand like this, because he has been checking for them since they stepped foot in Sin City. What was the plan?
What was truly the plan of trying to find them? We're not even going to talk about the fact that once Chelsea popped up, Adam, AKA Spider, was waiting for Riza and was like, opening the door ready. So you've been making out with this woman for so long just for her to be like, Matt Clark? No, I mean, I know Mitch Bacall, but... then his only Ronnie. you what is this?
All these kisses were for nothing because by the time you got kidnapped, who did you call? Chelsea. And she put on her cape and sniffed them out and found them and got them out. Meanwhile, we finally have Nick waking up. He is strung out because Matt gave him that good good. And Adam is like, is this your first hit? And groggily, Nick is like, yeah. Like, this is so new to me.
And so of course both of their phones are gone, but Adam finds a telephone that happens to be in the storage room and he calls Chelsea's phone trying to help her figure out where they are. And in that process, Nick just looks over his shoulder and there is a pile of pills in little Ziploc bags plus some more party favor powder. And he snatches them up and puts them in his pocket.
while Adam has his back turned. And then he comes back to the room after Chelsea rescues them and he is walking in the stuff and he's just bad off. I just need some water to splash on my face. Meanwhile, he goes into the bathroom and unloads all the pills he just took. Jackpot. Yes, and takes another hit and comes out, I'm ready to go. And they're like, what is happening? My favorite is Chelsea is like, should we take you to the hospital?
Nah, it'll come out of my system. How do you know if this is your first time, Again, where was the food? Where was the water? Like Nick, narcotics Nick, you truly have been and the fact that it took one look for Matt to be like, you strung out on that stuff. Everybody else has been like tap dancing around like, Nick, you don't look too good. Ooh, you really sweating. Where'd that limp go? Meanwhile, all of this is happening and Chelsea.
I feel like it's our female intuition is like, let's call Sharon and let her know that we are okay. No, let's not do that. Nick, you have been gone for almost 24 hours. what? Okay. Meanwhile, Matt Clark most likely is the one texting Sharon because he stole the phone. There you go. Saying, you know, we got Matt come out here and help us in Sharon and Noah.
Hop in the car, not even on a plane, mind you, which is again, weird because Wisconsin to Nevada, how far is that? But while they're in finding the location, we get stopped outside of this like deserted gas station or something. And the preview for this coming week is, should we go in? Have you never seen a horror movie? Look, Scooby Doo or something. No! Or I don't know, maybe call Chelsea before you gut.
outside of an abandoned gas station that was just mysteriously sent to you. Also, if I were Chelsea, I'm not asking permission anymore. I saved both of y'all's butts. I'm texting Sharon right now. Hey, Matt took Adam and Nick. I saved them. If you get any text that's not from me or a phone call that's not from my number, be concerned and avoid it because it's most likely Matt Clark. Look, I am the How about the dead tape?
I am the captain. How long did that take? Like 10 seconds? Instead you're going to ask permission from these two idiots. It's the talking for me. It's the kidnapping. Let's move past this. And as we talk about moving past things, Devon cannot move past the fact that, again, kidnapped. Yep. Mariah, we thought was getting better as she did her treatments in her mental facility. Well, unfortunately, it's Devon taking control without checking everything.
him and Abby did discuss that their displeasure and the fact that, and I'm with them on this, they should have been notified that a plea deal was on the table and pretty much a done deal. They weren't even asked to come to the hearing. It was just Christine and Sharon and Mariah. Why were the parents who were victimized not allowed to be a part of this? know, Dom didn't say his piece. mean, it's So yes, they should be upset, but it's already been done, but
You forget Devon is richy rich. He was like, nah, it's not done done. He goes file some paperwork and wants the plea deal reassessed and possibly put her in prison. And while he's doing this, we forget sometimes while they're not blood related, this is still kind of like Newman family adjacent matters. Like you don't want to have to talk to Mariah cool, but.
Sharon and Nicholas and the family as a whole. Mariah is part of that family. Like she would probably be around for Thanksgiving, Christmas dinner. We couldn't have maybe talked to the family first. And then when you see Sharon and Cricket come through and he's like, no, no, we're not going to discuss it. I know what you're here for. Maybe just to get some insight. Was it a, you know, done deal? Yeah, you were done wrong.
But to be like prison is what she needs. Yes, Dom had a bad dream. Yes, Dom might have some lingering effects later in life, but we know that Mariah has not been well. What is this going to serve? And honestly, you weren't paying attention to her before, the fact that all of this came out of the blue to you all, she's not well? Like it's been going on for a while. my God, she's divorced. ⁓ Tessa? Like y'all didn't know a lot.
A lot. And the same breath, it's like, of course we're thankful that Mariah is the reason that we have Dom. Of course we love her, but she need to be behind bars. I'm like, you need to pick a lane. Like, she's probably going to be in the psychiatric hospital for a minute. So I wouldn't be too concerned. And maybe you all should keep a better eye on that boy. You live on a mansion, cameras, stuff like that. Let's have better security. That was all I'm saying. That would definitely be helpful. And with Mariah being
probably locked up for quite some time Tessa, Tessa went from like, let's go to Barcelona to being like, maybe I should fall back because even though she didn't want me to take her to her new living arrangement, I just want to be on call as if a cell phone couldn't work internationally. Okay. Or as if she's going to be getting, getting out this week. part. But
Tessa felt bad and then she was like, you have poor Daniel being like, is it because you're afraid to be alone with me? She's like, yeah, it's a little bit of that. I don't again, hobosexual, sexual tension. just, okay, you two. It was a good song. You might be a bop if you will. But when Danny gave them that opportunity, I thought it at least be a possibility that she might get back in the music game or
find her zest for life again, to be the one to kind of push Daniel and be like, let's do it, and then be like, ooh, hold off. Don't give me this whiplash. Like, are you gonna be with Mariah or not? You can hold her down, but you don't have to be like love after lockup and just like, your life on hold. It's more to that than there. I mean, you were already gonna leave Mariah anyway. You can still support her and not be married to her. That's all I'm saying.
Or at least find some other way to make it work because all the other couples right now in Genoa City between Jack and Diane and Nikki and Victor, this whole breakup to makeup thing, I'm like after a certain age in life, what has one frolic gone wrong? What is one man that you married and knew who he was? It's like, are we going through this? This is the love triangles and issues that we're dealing with.
Patty Williams has come and gone. I have not seen Patty since she put it on Jack after she kind of rubbed it in Diane's face. was like, you live in that athletic club. the storyline is not giving the story that I thought it would do for progression. I done told you Jack needs to send them divorce papers. I can beg, but only so long. I've tried it, tried it. If you aren't even going to try to talk to him, then why mess with him anymore? You are not getting any younger.
If you know that you can't be with him anymore and you can never trust him again, cut him loose! Look, set that man free or like Traci said, it's like what we forgave you when you pretended to be dead had us mourning over for nothing. I was like, ooh, was amazing. When you understand Traci, that dire was like, Traci went there because it was there to go. It's like forgiveness is a two way street. It's not just for you, it's for me. And you were relentless with Jack.
Were you not? You were on his butt trying to get him back. So now for him to do the same thing to you. Why can't he just leave me alone? He can. I think he should. I'm telling you some divorce papers will wake her up with a quickness. Well, at this point, I'm just trying to figure out what Jack and Nikki have cooking to get back at their estranged spouses. Well, even the stupid plan they were coming up with, it was like, if only we could make them jealous. Who are two?
people that could make them really upset. And they drink coffee and they look at each other. I was like, I'm sorry, are you kidding me? Yeah, you can't fall into bed and be like, gotcha. is only go so far because Victor already told Nikki, you're lucky I didn't throw your stuff out on the front lawn. what more, this man is trying to fight for his company and his livelihood. Jack is low hanging fruit that he basically set up and was like, well, I didn't make him sleep with her.
I just set it out, you I don't even know if he completely agrees with it. the Diane, Baby Doll, I barely have a company as it is. Why are we going through this? We stronger together. I feel like we need to be, you know, a little bit more- Forgiving. Really. Or at least open to forgiveness. Yes. And speaking of forgiveness, baby news, I was not expecting. No!
But it was so obvious, like she, I'm feeling nauseous. It's probably just a bug. I'm like, girl, you don't pee on a stick if you don't pee on a stick. Sally, ride Sally Ride because while we thought that we were building the mega conglomeration of Spectra Charles, we might have Baby on board. And right now, Billy is supposed to be boarding a plane.
But no, because he's trying to stay by his woman, basically taking up space, not realizing the truth, but trying to expand on what will he do in this next chapter of his life without the company that he has craved like Gollum in the precious ring because Chancellor will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be his at this point.
I'm not going to tell her what to do with it, but I feel like decisions need to be made. And when it comes to a new baby in Wisconsin, this was not the one I was expecting. the problem is she lost the one with Adam and this could be her miracle baby. So I feel like she's going to try to have it, don't act like women haven't been pregnant and ran, conglomerate. She should do that. But
I mean, Billy's face did not look like, yay, when she told him this past week. And then of course, her baby news brought up the memories for Audra with her loss of a child with Noah. And they are getting cozy wozy. Where is Sienna? She'd be at that ranch and just living life. I'm like, are you getting a job in Wisconsin? what? I thought they were gonna open the...
Super duper shadow. Yeah. yeah, GC don't need that right now. At this point. Who would go? I'm just figuring out. feel like everybody in that town in bed by nine. Yeah. Maybe a wine bar. I don't know. But either way, Audra and Noah, it's growing on me of just these interactions and apparently this soft spot she feels for Noah because they almost had a child together.
And through it all, I'm just like, where does he really see Sienna going from here? I'm still just waiting. It's like, Matt, I'm not saying you got to take her out, but she is right for the taking. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. But while we figure out this trip down memory lane for those two, Audra and Holden, AKA Malcolm's son, Malcolm came and went.
We still have Steffy for it looks like maybe at least another week. I don't know how long she's supposed to be there, Audra overheard him spilling his guts to Claire and now she wants to be his friend again. And honestly, I thought that would be where the baby news comes in. I thought maybe one or two times of her testing it out with holding him being like, no, I'm good. Let's just be friends. And then she pops up pregnant.
Sally was not on my bingo card, but that's okay. But now that we have Holden, he's like, well, you know, Audra and what else do you want to know? know, I mean, she could have been coming from a place of actual sincerity, why be so antagonistic when she's trying sometimes? I think because he's been trying and she always comes for him. So now he's like,
I don't trust your niceties anymore. She's like, well, damned if I do, damned if I don't. Just keep walking, go on and get your coffee. that's what kills me about our stories. If somebody hates you, why do you make an effort to, good morning, you ain't got to talk to me. Walk your ass to the counter and leave me alone. It's like, well, what can I say? But I'll tell you, let's head over to Port Charles. Port Charles.
Now you talking about walk your ass along. Willow? Willow, the congresswoman is stirring up stuff again. She confessed to her mother Nina. I kinda shot Drew twice in the back and I couldn't take it anymore. And I kinda set you up.
by having you touch the syringe and I kept it so now you can't tell anybody because if you do they'll think that you're giving him the drugs and not me so I love you mommy. She was walking that fine line and that was crazy work. tension of just knowing that she has been beyond crazy for quite some time for a mama who tried to give you an alibi already and said that she did it because she wanted to.
Protect her children, protect her children, but also take the choice away because she said at the end of the day, if it was her or Charlotte, she wasn't sure if her mother would choose her. I'm like, how many times has she shown you that you come first? Like she chose you. She wants to be in your life. You didn't have to set her up. And my thinking is also like Nina, if Drew comes out of this state of paralysis that he's in,
He could possibly say she didn't know that she was drugging me just once. Like, I don't think that your world had to crumble, but it's interesting to see because now Nina's teaming up with an unlikely person to possibly stop Brennan, help Willow, and figure out where they go next from this, and Valentin of all people who finally- because Valentin is the best. spoke up for his ex-wife and was like,
Ding dong, been here, know what you've been plotting, help me or get out the way. Yes. What killed me most about the whole Willow confession, She wasn't even provoked to tell. It was just, I felt like as all guilty people do, it was weighing on her and she was tired of telling somebody that she has given a fake stroke to who couldn't respond or give her support. So.
the woman who's pretty much put her life in danger for me anyway, I'll tell her and I'll also tell her that I've set her up. But all I can think of is two things. Nina has to deal with the fact that she was wrong about Michael and that she produced not one, but two killers in children. Her twins were corrupt from giddy up. I'm about to say.
Yeah, that definitely Rosemary's baby right there. With Willow, girl, she's been on one, two, and three because aside from setting up her mama, she finally had smoke for Jacinda. Because Jacinda is getting along so well with her son Wiley. And I thought she was all about her children, but then when she said the former hooker.
Apparently is a Jane of all trades and not only she very well in that department She plays video games like Tron. She knows a lot about spiders and helped Wiley this project. at this point she can bake like She can supposedly sing even though we didn't hear a note. Definitely did not but I mean she is like the Mary Poppins of all things poppin in Port Charles. What cracked me up was when Christina was reading reviews about her opening
you would think that Jacinda would get some bad press. You know, the former hooker turned singer. Instead it was like, she's dating a murderous man, AKA Michael. I'm like, Michael gets the bad press? Come on now. Like it is a heartwarming story. Like again, Jacinda, she's growing on me.
from the get go. We're turning this hooker into a housewife. I mean, at this point it's working because the smoke that she have for Willow right back. One, she called her out and was like, I've dealt with people like you, even from my school days, attempted murder. I think you did it. I feel bad for you. It's like you cheated on Michael with Drew, messed up your own life. What do you say about that? And she's like, well, Michael cheated too. She was like, yeah, but you threw him away. Look at your life and look at his.
Thank you for the scraps. Like, I mean, it really, I feel like Jacinda is starting to come into her own. And I feel between Willow, between, look, Olivia, she's like, someone has one more good time to call me just the hooker. I am multifaceted, damn it. And she is. And I feel like even with Michael hearing the interaction of Willow and Jacinda at work of all places.
It's like really you're trying to talk about raining hellfire down Willow. Michael was just trying to play nice until he can find some dirt on you. And I just need him to have a one good conversation with Kai and Trina because this has been going on far too long. I don't have faith in Alexis. mean, I guess it's just attorney client privilege or whatever, let's not forget the numbers. Let's not forget the numbers. 40%. You have 40%.
of the custody and carry the two, that means Michael is the majority parental guidance. So you saying you can never see my children again, Jacinda, you have no authority like that. Now on your watch, when you're with the kids, then yes, Jacinda should not be with them then. But when Michael has them of the majority of the time, he can do what he wants. I'm sorry. Look, she might be at a drop off or two. And the fact that Wiley was...
high fiving, was like, let me show you my project, and even hyping her up, just sending those everything about spiders. I'm like, that's what a child who is still innocent enough to one ask, what is a hooker, but kind of put it out of his mind because whatever definition they gave him.
He's still cool with Jacinda. And then even Willow being like, you know, maybe you could teach me a video game like, he's like, oh, slow down mom. You're not ready. Why don't you start with Roblox? Me and Jacinda time. Like it's one of those things where it's going to happen one way or the other and they got to get past it. And speaking of getting past it too, Sidwell, who technically has his claws still in Willow when she's not cracking.
He is on the brink of like a mad man breakdown because in all of his grief, his misery and the focus of Sonny, I don't think even when he finally gets told the truth that it wasn't Sonny who killed Marco, he would believe it. And unfortunately, this is also making him not more reckless, but I will say it's driving him to be a little bit more ruthless because Homie definitely
pulled out his gun and told Ezra, what'd say when Ezra was like, think about it, Marco, know, Sonny and the peers and dealing with Laura, you're not winning right now. And all of this, the one common denominator is you. He's like, I'll show you me. And like, you want to end up like Dalton to the point that Ezra's like, ⁓ I don't know. Just saying, my bad.
drunk himself into a stupor so bad that he's kind of like, woe is me in it. And to the Brown Dog to the fact that Laura, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, I guess, and records it smartly and then takes him back to her house. And it's like, okay, we, have to figure out what we can do to get Sidwell off our backs. Ezra in his drunken state even apologized and was like, I think it was me who said.
said you up because I told said, you are too honest to go along with his plans any other way. And you know, he told me killed Dalton and all that stuff. I'm like, good, you're talking. You know how I feel about communication on the soaps. It's so rare. Now that they have come to this ⁓ gentleman's agreement, they are now trying to figure out a way to take down Sidwell one step at a time. And who else is communicating? ⁓ The spy that
Never was. No, Joss finally has laid down at least for the moment her threats of turning in Valentin because they realized that they probably need each other and she has information and she knows he has information. And in this tried and true kind of tetetet, they realized that column has to go one way or the other to the point that even Valentin shouted out and being impressed.
Because he's like, well, the interaction with Cullum, she's like, you know, I pretended to be a ditzy blonde college student who just got trapped in a storm. And he's like, hmm. If he didn't believe you, you'd probably be dead right now, which probably doesn't help Carly. Carly was like, there's no world. But it's like, okay, a little bit respect from international spy man of mystery. So that's one thing. And it also sets up the path that.
Now that they're working together, maybe we can all come to this great big compromise and realize Sidwell, Brennan, Cullum Cassius, AKA fake Nate. ⁓ We, we got to figure out because there are so many people trying to take them down separately that it could be a great force if they could do it all together. Heck, even Lucas at this point is trying to team up with Britt to take down.
Sidwell and call him and I'm like, this would be great if we could all figure out a plan together and maybe not have to lose another life. Let's not have Marco's death in vain. Maybe find a cell phone. And at this point, maybe keep calling him in a wheelchair because all this damage for someone who should still probably be bedridden, I'm not liking it.
Yeah. And he needs to give Britt her medicine. Yeah, she's right. Like Nathan, Nathan really has to clap back not only at Cullum, but even at Sid one was like, you know what? I am a detective like my brother. I am a good detective, David. I work with a team of detectives. He's like, I am trying my best to play this role as Nathan and to keep everybody in line.
make sure my sister, it's it's hard right now for me. It's like, you really? Well that's because all said, well, kept saying is like, I'm surrounded by incompetence. Well, maybe you my guy. Well yeah, Cassius is like, what you're not gonna do is act like I haven't played my part okay? It like, have acclimated myself to this best of my ability. And again, someone who didn't come back from the dead, Ethan. Yes!
Ethan who is Luke's son and Lulu's brother appears on the pier And it's like where did you come from and why are you here? He claims at first I'm here to see you Lulu. How did you know Lulu was gonna be on the pier? Nobody did so he has ulterior motives apparently We're under the impression that he wants to start working for Sonny Chanelle's Theory is that he'll be the temporary Jason until Jason comes back. I don't know
I mean, I guess welcome into the fold because at this point, as long as you're not coming back from the dead, know everybody else has like, know you're a scammer. Like you have some sort of possible potential to do what you do. But it's like, random. Didn't really need you, but welcome. Yeah. Come on, Ethan. And do some damage. Sonny can get all the help he can get because right now with Sidwell setting his sights on him.
You know, Sonny and ADA had another sexy of time moment. Even though they said that once was enough. Like a Lay's you can't help. You just can't. And the fact that he has a solid airtight alibi at the point where when Marco was getting killed, he was at the movies with his daughters. Yes. Like, again. Sidwell just grasping at straws. He really is.
And through all of this, we're still trying to figure out and speaking of grasping, Brook Lynn Brook Lynn, we still can't definitively pinpoint if it was Jordan with the kissy face with Curtis, they got her almost killed, or if it was Brook Lynn, drinking it up because she were gonna get Phoebe and she did damage the car, which unfortunately Traci found in the garage and was like, dag on Danny.
He's been out of control ever since his dad was taken. We gotta watch him. And then Brook Lynn had to confess, he didn't mess up the side of my car, I did. And then she confesses everything. And Traci was like, you didn't hear nothing. You didn't know nothing about that crash at all. You can't tell anybody. You will ruin your life. You will ruin your chances of ever becoming a mother again like you want. You gotta take this to the grave, my girl.
No, she already told Phoebe and I'm like, why are you telling the baby this? I thought someone was going to overhear her. did I. But out of all the things Jordan is feeling, cause she was like, well, I did take my eyes off the road of all things to do kiss Curtis. And right now, well, she's laid up and basically wrapped up. She has to figure out what she will look like after the scars
and the bandages come off. I honestly feel like this was way too premature. It is the next day. It's not like months on months, her looking like a mummy. She was bandaged up because she was just almost killed the night before. So for her to be already in her feels and feeling like she Quasimodo because she has one big deep cut and a couple of burns, you could have been fricasseed. If Valentin and Curtis hadn't got you out,
as opposed to scarring, you could have been cremated. So I'm gonna need for you to focus on what's good and what's bad. Right now, your face looking like it is, let it heal. They have, you know, they'll probably find you a top notch plastic surgeon. They make makeup, they can cover up the, you know, the burn spots. You'll be fine. Are you able to walk? Are you able to talk? Do you remember who you are? I'm gonna need you to stay focused on.
how blessed you are, please. Where is Stella? Stella needs to give her a moment of reality check. Give her a pep talk. Yeah, she's already destroyed. I'm like, it's day two, good God. Yeah, and again, it just goes back to, out of all the things, I will give General Hospital writers credit, so many different storylines, so many different feels and roller coasters of emotion going on, but the connections are there.
Something that I appreciate because Lord knows going to Los Angeles and Bold and the Beautiful. Emotions are high. Yeah, but do I care? is low. Yeah, I'm about to say, do I care? I have never heard so many insults thrown about Forrester, Spencer. Leave Electra alone. I love Electra. I gotta tell Electra.
For the one storyline here, I'm still trying to see if Sheila gonna get Taylor. I did not get that this week. Not even a little bit. You could've gave us one day. I mean, at this We were too busy. What do you call it? Star-crossed Like, ⁓ Dylan is finally gone. Well, does that mean we're together now? I've always loved you, but I told you time and time again to get rid of Dylan. Well, she's finally gone. You know why she's gone? Because I told her to leave. And you ignored my letter. What letter?
And finally, with the question being presented and the confusion on his face, Electra looked but didn't care until Daphne came and was like, mon chéri, wait, ⁓ s'il vous plait. I need you to understand that he did not get the letter. And it was like, what? You should talk to your Aunt Ivy. What? I don't want you to too much, but. I already said too much. It's like, girl, you don't say Ivy took the letter.
Will never got it. She is keeping you all apart. We finally semi got there, but it took for like the last three minutes and being like, Electra in a like glazed over look of anger, shock and confusion confronts Ivy. And she's like, you know what? You, you don't want me with Will. You never did. You like RJ. Would you keep me away? Did he ever get the letter?
And this fool went to her big bag of stupid and pulled out that letter. I'm like, I did not tell you to burn it. Burn it. Everybody knows. Even at this point, really, all the letter really was saying was like, will. meet me. Love you. We should be together. We, not Dylan. Meet me in the showroom. It wasn't like it was like nuclear. Like I thought she was pouring out her feeling. Girl, that could have been a text. Like it really could have. You could have sent that via an intern.
Like, okay, but now we're gonna have to deal with the unfolding of Ivy's already said it. Yeah, I did it and I do it again. okay. Also you have the fact that RJ and Ivy both went to Ridge and was like, he needs to be fired, Will needs to go. And I have to give it to Ridge who was like, I must've forgot. Steffy and I are in charge, right? Just making sure, that's still a thing.
So we fire who we want to fire. Will is an essential part of the team and RJ gave us what we wanted more than life. What does he do here? We were like, you too are confused. He doesn't even go here. Yeah, the fact that you don't know and you work with him. I love it. It really was. And like, Stephie's like, Y'all figure this out.
never had so much of itch. feel like it's the ego. This must be because RJ is Brooke and Ridge. That is a lot of ego to put into one child from both parents who are oblivious to others because it's like, sir, you would act like you didn't start a fight with your cousin. Try to, it wasn't for Carter. probably would have still been beating each other up. what are you doing? And then to be like, you know, he's like his father. He's just like his mother. Your aunt.
Well, you know, she's a Logan, but right now she's in Spencer mode. territory. Like, you know, it's like. But it doesn't help when Brooke is like, you know, nothing against Will, but he's no you, RJ. I'm like, are you fueling the fire? Don't co-sign on this. It really is not. Get off the teat and understand that RJ, if you are supposed to be trying to help launch this men's line and force to focus on that. Please. And my thing is,
Even between all of this stuff, it's where like, need to protect Electra. Did she ask you to? You've had a lot of stolen kisses where it's like, she has not changed her Facebook status, my guy. She is still pining over Will. And if Will had the cojones to understand this, it's like, even with like trying to tip toe around RJ, it's like, you won't provoke me. Okay, you've laid down your weapon, but then you like try to hide away from Ivy. And it's like, look, I love Electra.
I finally got rid of Dylan. Why did it finally happen? Because Electra demanded it of Dylan herself. So if you loved Electra so much, you would have tried harder. I still say that they can date if it comes down to that, but they can't be exclusive because they're not mentally ready for that at I say sow your oats at this point because if all it took was one mis-letter to get us to this point, then y'all aren't as strong as you think. And with Dylan leaving,
I'm like, how much is Steffy paying her? I'm like- That was one check! One check from Forrester Creation must be changing lives, because I swear she at least got one check from Il Giardino And you tried to live in there. And you tried to live in Los Angeles. And so at this point, it's just like, okay. And then with Dylan leaving, she's getting this mysterious phone call where it's like-
Okay. Who could it be? It better not be Luna coming back from the dead. Like it better be somebody. I think it's Remy. That is his M.O. messing with people technologically. But if it was Luna, I would never stop laughing. Guess who's back? Like we moved from Port Charles to Pet Cemetery LA. You could just have Sheila have taken care of her this whole time. She is a nurse. I mean, I just...
I really want to figure out what's going on and through it all. I'm just like, Logan off to the side. Do we care? I like the dresses, but I'm just like, how sustainable is this? And I liked on social media. It's like, if you could bring back someone else to help with house of Logan, who would it be? I'm like, if we're going to bring back people or bring someone into the fold, you know, let me get like an Amber.
Let me get a Jackie Maroney or something. Somebody that at least that I know the gravitas of being with ⁓ Logan if Deke can't pull it off by himself. Well, you got to talk to Deke for him to pull off anything. He's still working at Il Giardino with a hope and a dream and a prayer and pizza. Katie, we really, no, I wasn't rooting for her. I don't mind rooting for her because again.
as much as it pains, then they have to understand while no binding contracts in place. Eric has some high talk and high praise talking about what he was going to do and show. And just because he left, let them keep the design. no, definitely let them keep the designs. My conflict is how easy she thought it would be. Yes, I have money. Yes, I have worked around fashion, but that don't make you a fashionista.
You should have had more time with Eric, y'all before the launch, let's just work on this, work on this, work on this. Or somebody of that caliber. But instead she's like, I wanna be a fashion house. I'm gonna do it, it's been 10 days. Like it don't work like that. It's like her and her delusional beast. Her and Hope, that's who I'm saying. I'm like, I have not seen y'all.
even do a stick figure, let alone sketch a whole outfit and talk about the fabric and talk about the passion for the fashion that you supposedly have. But at least it gives me someone else. I'm like, I need someone to really care about because right now it's very foundationally sister against sister or Logan against Logan and Forrester Creations. Why compete when there's no comparison? Like, yeah, like you're not even
On the level, Sally Specter at best, if Specter Charles doesn't take off. Like, I really don't know. But I'm here for it, but let's get back to multiple storylines because again, a whole week. No, Sheila got me rooting for this eight-toed killer. Like, what in the world? Did she get her stuff? I don't know, but at this point, it's like, Deacon, Taylor, you in danger, y'all. Like, so much danger. Okay.
All right, well, this concludes this week's episode of Lather Up with La. And Chanelle. Please, please join us next week for more recaps, because we do this for who? You! Every week.