Episode 62: The Eyes Have it

This week on A Current Chatter, Kota takes the wheel and brings a collection of stories that range from heartbreaking to downright unbelievable. The episode opens with a discussion about the internet's strange ability to make strangers feel like family after the tragic death of livestream creator John from Coffee with John and Mama, leading to a deeper conversation about grief, social media, and whether we've become too desensitized to tragedy online.

The conversation continues with a shocking story out of Brazil involving a fatal bungee jumping accident, sparking a discussion about safety standards, vacation horror stories, and Losa's unforgettable zip-lining experience in the Dominican Republic.

Not every story is dark, though. Kota and Losa react to a South Boston lemonade stand robbery that left them questioning what kind of person steals from kids, before shifting gears into their Winners and Losers of the Week. The Florida Panthers, the New York Knicks, and one very unlucky Kentucky man with a raccoon all make appearances.

From tragedy to absurdity, Episode 62 is a reminder that the internet can show us the very best, worst, and weirdest parts of humanity all in the same week.

 As always stay hydrated, take care of your mental health, and brace yourself for the unexpected.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:01

Hello everyone, and welcome to Current Chatter, Two Generations, One Noisy World, the podcast where we talk about the stories that make you laugh, question reality, and wonder how the world somehow keeps getting weirder by the day. I'm Losa, and if this is your first time here, settle in because every week, me and my son Dakota will dive into the strange, the trending, the unbelievable, and the headlines that leave us all with a collectively asking us why. From bizarre news stories and internet chaos to current events, pop culture madness, and the topics everyone can't stop talking about. Nothing is off limits here. If it's shocking, ridiculous, fascinating, controversial, or just plain confusing, we're probably talking about it. This podcast is part of commentary, part chaos, and part group therapy for people trying to survive modern life one headline at a time. So whether you're driving, cleaning your house, hiding from your responsibility, or just looking for a break from the insanity of the world around you, I'm glad you're here. Get comfortable, grab a drink, and let's get into current chatter. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to a current chatter. Two generations, one noisy world. And like every Friday, I'm here with Dakota. How you doing today, Coda?

SPEAKER_03 1:24

I'm doing excellent. That sounded really scripted, Mom. I feel like you did a really good job this time.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

I've I have failed miserably in this category. Uh so yeah, we are we are scripting some some pieces of the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

That's fine. That's fine. Hey, I know you went fishing today. How was fishing?

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Um, what went really well. I got a little bit more sun than I wanted, but it was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

But you don't sunburn, you just get darker.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

I do get uh you're right. I don't get sunburned, and I'm not sunburned, I just got a healthy dose of sun.

SPEAKER_03 2:00

Did you outfish dad today?

SPEAKER_00 2:01

I did not. He he is the king for a reason.

SPEAKER_03 2:06

I'm doing okay. I have lived like a bachelor since basically Friday. We've had friends uh boyfriend Tristan in the house too, because he lives with us. Um, but him and I say stay in separate parts of the house. So I've really just had the house to myself. I've been cleaning and uh cooking, uh probably drinking way too much.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Did you finish those um pickle beers? Fuck no. That was the funniest video. One of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Because it was like you smelled it and instant, instant regret. I could see instant regret on your face, and it just was so funny.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Is that something we need to post on the Facebook and TikTok? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:49

So for those of you who don't know, I am a diehard Paps Blue Ribbon fan. I blame my father about the time I was like old enough to drink, that's what his drink of choice was, was Paps Blue Ribbon. So that's all we had in the house. And now it's all I look forward to. And I try all of the different Paps stuff. I had the Paps Coffee, which Paps Blue Ribbon, if you're hearing this, please bring your coffee back. That was so good. It was it was the bee's knees. I've had the the Paps Blue Ribbon whiskey, which was basically gasoline. I wouldn't suggest it to anyone. Do I still have the bottle that I finished the night I bought it? Yes, I do. But I would not buy it again. So this summer they came out with a pickle beer. And the pickles they use are those.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

Yeah, something's yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

Yeah. But the pickles they used are the pickles you get from Costco. They're like the the little dude in the um the camping chair. I can't remember what the pickles are called.

SPEAKER_00 3:45

Me neither. Are they Kirkland brand?

SPEAKER_03 3:49

No, hold on, one second, one second. They're the grillos pickles.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Okay. So I so people are really going crazy because you make that dip with those grillo pickles. Have you heard of that dip?

SPEAKER_03 4:00

The grill's grill pickles with it? Are the yes, yes. Grillo pickles are the bees' knees. I won't like in our house we only have grillo pickles because they're so crisp and delicious, and I was just so excited. So when they came out, I was super excited and I decided to record a video, and everybody said, Why did you taste it after the face you made? I was like, because I I had to.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

Oh no, you didn't. You didn't.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

So needless to say, I tasted it for the video and then promptly dumped all the rest of it out and did not put them in the fridge.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

I I uh no.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Pickled beer is a is a hard no. Hard no on the pickled beer. Got it.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

I think it would be good as like pickle shots. Have you ever done that? Where you have like a shot of vodka or a shot of whiskey, and then on you have another shot glass just full of pickle juice. The pickle juice takes away any kind of flavored alcohol ever. Like it's the best way to take a shot of something you don't like. So if someone like offers me vodka, I'm like, hey, you got pickle juice? Because I can't fucking stand vodka, but vodka and pickle juice, perfect. You gotta take the shot and then the pickle juice.

SPEAKER_00 5:10

Oh no, you take them separately. I feel old because I've never heard of this before.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

No. Don't feel old. They also do out here, there's a um a bar here in Colorado. I can't remember the name. It's like a grungy punk bar, but they do au jus shots. So they have like their homemade French dips.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

No, thank you. I like a good Aju sandwich, don't get me wrong. I just don't want to shoot the the au jus sandwich.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Yeah, they gave me, I was like, give me your house shot or whatever, because that's what I try to do anytime I go to like a new place or see if they have like a house beer or something. And this place brought me a shot of whiskey and a shot of warm aju sauce, like hot ajus sauce, right out of the the crock pot. And you take the shot of whiskey and the shot of azus aju sauce. It was actually pretty good. I didn't mind it. I thought it was okay. But yeah, the the Pep's blue ribbon pickle pickle beer, um hard note. Yeah, I'm glad I only grabbed a six-pack. I don't know what I'm gonna do with the other four I have. I had friends come over last week and one of our good friends, they drank one and they they really tried to like it, but they looked at me and went, I didn't expect it to taste so chemically. I was like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

That's it's never a good sign.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

And they tried to drink it, and I and I ended up uh dumping the rest of that beer because they just left it sitting on the coffee table, which my homie, if you're hearing this, that's totally fine.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

I'm not upset at all. I wasn't gonna fucking finish it either. Like it was fucking god-awful. But they wanted to try it. So they tried they did.

SPEAKER_00 6:45

It's a good party favor. You have four more party favors.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

I guess. If I really hate someone, I'm just gonna buy them a box of this.

SPEAKER_00 6:53

A box of the pickle beer. Here you go.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

Yes. Yeah. So this week has been crazy with news, and mom said she couldn't find any news, and I'm just absolutely flabbergasted that she couldn't find anything, and I I felt like I had too much today. So today's episode is just stories brought to you by me, and we're just gonna get mom's reaction. Sound good?

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Alright, let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Okay, let's do it. So, did you happen to see the uh coffee with John and Mama this week?

SPEAKER_00 7:19

I did not. I missed that.

SPEAKER_03 7:21

So, for those of you who don't know, if you haven't seen it, there's this wholesome live stream page called Coffee with John and Mama. Just a guy and his mom cooking, drinking coffee, talking about life, comfort content, the kind of thing people throw on in the background because it feels safe and normal. Then out of nowhere, during a live video, John says he doesn't feel good and collapses and he dies on a live Facebook stream.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

That's just terrifying. It's terrifying.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

Yeah, he he says he doesn't feel good, and then he kind of goes white. He he definitely doesn't kind of go white. I've seen it. He he goes completely ghost white, falls forward, does the death rattle, and I don't know if any of our listens listeners have ever heard it, but I don't suggest you go and look it up because it's it's disturbing. It is it is disturbing, and and like I've only heard it thanks to like the fucked up shit I've watched on the internet and whatnot, so I know what a death rattle is, but to like hear it in live time at that moment was just so shattering, and like it just was it was a lot to handle. He'd he passed away in front of his mother, and he was a diabetic, so his mom said, Hey, let me grab you a coke. And you can watch the live stream, and there are people that are criticizing her for grabbing him a coke in the live stream while her son's dying. So the live stream continues to go on, and his mother is screaming horrifically in the background because she can't um get John to wake up and she's screaming outside the windows. About I would say five to six minutes later, neighbors come into the house and they say, Hey, we thought the grandkids were screaming about the dogs, what's going on? And then she goes, That John collapsed, and neighbors try to perform CPRR on John and finally call for help. The whole time the mother is screaming, crying hysterically, just can't be consoled because her son just died in front of her. Like Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

No, that like you don't die before your kids. It's not that's not the way it happens.

SPEAKER_03 9:20

No, and I I think what hit people so hard wasn't just that someone died, people die every day, it's that thousands of people watch normal life turn into tragedy in real time. One second they're making chicken salad and joking around, and the next second his mom is screaming for help out their window. That's the part that really stuck with me. The internet has made us weirdly close to these strangers. People genuinely loved this guy. They had coffee with him every morning, and then suddenly all these strangers are grieving someone they never actually met.

SPEAKER_00 9:49

That's really sad. Like, I just wonder if there shouldn't be a 10-second, 30-second lag for live streaming. So if something horrendous like that happens, the entire world isn't Do you know what I mean? No, for sure. I just think uh you have to say, has our society gone way too far in uh not caring what like like what if somebody, a very impressionable person, watched that?

SPEAKER_03 10:21

They've since taken it down. I watched it Friday morning, it happened Thursday afternoon. Um some of the groups that I'm on on Facebook they're not like the most pleasant group groups on Facebook, they're pretty gory and um they're ri actually really disgusting. It shouldn't be on Facebook. Um, but I still find myself watching them and that's how I was able to watch it.

SPEAKER_00 10:41

Okay. I just I just don't think that content like that needs to be. I really think that lives need to be it's live with a 10 second lag. Just like Yeah. Because people do stuff on lives that they shouldn't do, and after 10 or 15 seconds, they realize, you know, oops, this was probably a bad idea.

SPEAKER_03 11:02

What it really did is it kind of shattered the illusion that social media is isn't real life. Usually live streams are drama, jokes, clips, trends. But that was this was just raw reality happening live with no warning. Like no one, like John didn't go into making that chicken salad with his mother thinking that he was going to pass away. Right. And I just I just feel so awful for his mother. I can't even imagine that kind of trauma of just losing your son, but having it happen live in front of thousands of people online. Like I that that has to be a different kind of conversation you have with your therapist. Like I don't even know how you how do you move on from that?

SPEAKER_00 11:39

Um, yeah, I I well, just the main fact that you like I said, you your kids do not pass before you do. It's just not the the general way of things, you know. Yeah. I just think that that poor mother.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

Mm-hmm. And I I hope you never have to hear how that mother screamed because it was it was genuine just pain. Like the like uh I I have nothing to reference it to. I watched a lot of true crime, and the only thing I can think of is is when police officers have to go tell a family that their child's dead. You know what I mean? But that this happened right in front of her. Like she's you i you can tell in the way that she's wallowing and I don't want to say wallowing, the way she is uh screaming and I I don't know how to say it. She just it was it was it was we spend so much time online arguing with strangers when the real stuff is sitting in the kitchen with the people we love. That's just kind of it it was it was heavy. It was it was a heavy thing to watch.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Yeah. Um I How could it not be? I just I worry about society when when people normalize this type of behavior when it shouldn't be normalized. Do you know what I mean? And it desensitized and Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

I struggled with that this week because of I've come to that realization that maybe I am a little too desensitized to these kind of things, you know, because I've been I've been playing that in my head a lot of watching John die and this next story that we're gonna talk about. Uh it it just like and I'm I'm subscribed to these groups of of where you're watching people die, you know what I mean? And it's just like where where does that put me in society, you know, that I'm I'm I've got this just on my my Facebook speed. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 13:26

Bad decision away from being psychotic like the rest of us, right?

SPEAKER_03 13:32

For sure. For sure. All right. So a 21-year-old Brazilian woman died after bungee jumping workers pushed her off the bridge without safety cords.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

That's I think I saw that and I thought it, oh, this can't, this can't possibly be real.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

It's real. Uh 21-year-old woman reportedly died Saturday when staff at a bungee jumping event pushed her from a bridge without her being strapped to a safety rope, dropping her about 130 feet into a ravine. The accident occurred on the skeleton bridge in Limera in the state of San Pueblo. Six people connected to the event have been taken into custody, five men and one woman. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

I have a story to tell you. Like, I don't think I've ever told you this story. Well when we were in the DR, we went uh hang glide, not hang gliding. What is it where you go from one post to another post?

SPEAKER_03 14:33

Zip lighting.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

Zip lining. I hated it. Hated it. Here's why.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

We got to the top. I had to sign a special waiver because at the time I was heavy. And um they were like, you have to have a special harness, you have to have this, this, this, and um, before we can let you go onto it. And it just made me feel worthless. Then we get up to the then it's not like they they like transport you up to the top of the mountain. You gotta climb up that mountain. You gotta climb up to the top so that you can zip line down. And I'm 300 pounds and miserable in the heat of the Dominican Republic. Yeah, and we get to the top. Yeah, we get to the top, and they're like, okay, all you have to do is sit down and lean back, and you you'll take off by yourself. So I sat down, but my butt was on the platform, and I turned to look at the guy behind me, the the guide guy. Like, what now? And he kicked me off of that platform, Coda, with his foot. He did not. He did he kicked my fat ass off of that platform and I was like, done. I I did one more. There were eight. There were eight uh stations. I did one more and they kicked me off that platform too. Um I'm done. I only get kicked so many times before I took a hit.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

Did they kick you off the second time?

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Yeah, it's because I was too heavy. Yeah, because I was too heavy when I sat down. I sat down on the platform. Instead of when you sit down and you don't weigh that much, you know, you you would I you would glide. And because I was too heavy, I've always yeah, I hated zip lining is the devil. It's just made from devil spawn. I do not recommend it to anybody.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

Would you try it now that you've lost so much weight?

SPEAKER_00 16:35

No. No, just just flat out no. It ruined me. Getting getting your fat ass kicked off a platform. Yeah, that that cured me of ever wanting to do that again. Don't blame you. But she died. That's awful. That was my fear. I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna have a heart attack from the exertion of climbing up a mountain in you know, a hundred and ten percent humidity in 90 degrees.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

That's the one thing I'm I'm scared about is humidity because I've never been in a very humid state. I feel like humidity would kill me.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

You know what? I like it for like the times when I go because I relate it to being on vacation. Okay. I can see that. So it's like this is vacation. Whoop whoop.

SPEAKER_03 17:18

Whoop whoop. Maria, uh, I'm I would love to try and pronounce her name, but I'm just going to butcher it, and that uh feels distasteful. Her name is Maria, was carried onto the platform by two men. She's kind of in like the cross thing, so she's got her legs behind her and her arms just stretched out wide. She looks like she's getting ready to have a good time. Before two men then shove her f shove from the edge, according to the video of the fall that surfaced online. I have seen this video too. I don't I don't know how they act they forgot to attach her to the safety harnesses. I uh they were attached to safety harnesses, you can see it in the video. She's the only one not attached, and then they just kind of toss her off this platform and she plummeted uh m s more than 40 meters into the canyon uh and medics pronounced her dead on the scene.

SPEAKER_00 18:09

Oh yeah. Ugh, that's awful. Again, again, again, again. Are we putting too much online?

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Yeah. Um, someone posted this, it looks like uh this looks like an ex post.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

So I don't know if it was like a live, which I just think that we've become so desensitized and people have such I don't know, it's not right to want to watch that kind of stuff, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Well, like, no, for sure. And being on live is one thing, but to like and I'm not sure if this is on live or not, I can research it and tell you next week. But it looks like someone filmed the video and then posted it onto X, which is a much deeper f hit than anything else. Like if you if you have someone's final moments, the last thing you should do is post it online.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

Right, right. It just that's just a gimmick. Like, who doesn't who doesn't understand that?

SPEAKER_03 19:02

I I I I I uh I don't know. Local reports of what happened said the witnesses told military police that workers apparently forgot to tie her to safety cord before pushing her over the said the son.

SPEAKER_00 19:15

As a person who's been there before, was she in a different country? What where did where did this happen?

SPEAKER_03 19:20

I think this happened uh in Brazil. It was in Brazil.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

So they don't just have like in other countries, like here in America, if you were to go do a zipline, you'd have to sign waivers. You like the people have to be trained. Like in these countries where it's like a vacation spot or something, they bring kids in and funnel them in and out so quickly. Nobody's ever really trained, and they don't have the buy-in to make sure that you're safe.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

That just makes me not want to go on vacation.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Well, you just have to understand that. Like they're it when I go, it's like, yeah, you just have to understand, like, it's not like here in the States where everything is regulated. Like you can't go to uh um an amusement park and it you know, and expect to get stuck on a ride. Do you know what I mean? Because of all the regulations we have.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

No, for sure. She had posted images on social media from the bridge showing the event. It's set up with equipment along among the pictures were pictures of a banner, um, the business responsible for the bungee jumping, according to reports. So you can see like the business logo um in some of her other photos. Her fiance, who had also been at the event, was receiving medical treatment after becoming ill on hearing of her death, according to the local news account that tracked rescue operations. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

Totally.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

Oh shit. That's heavy. I didn't mean this for this episode to be so heavy. Okay. Well, let's go with another one. Yep, mine are all really heavy. Oh my goodness. Okay. A South Boston community is taking a stand and rallying around two children after an armed robbery at their lemonade stand on Wednesday afternoon.

SPEAKER_00 21:13

Oh, who steals from a lemonade stand? That ain't right. Some fucked up people.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

Uh one child has said uh he walked over here and said, I might need to take the box. And he grabbed it with one hand and then showed us the gun, which was right here, and he pointed to his waistband, said David, a 12-year-old. Just one day after having a gun pointed at on him and his little sister at their lemonade stand, David and the following young entrepreneurs are going back into business at the very same spot where it happened. They are determined not to live in fear.

SPEAKER_00 21:46

Good for them.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

My sister, she put her hands up and I said, You can have it, said David. But after that, I was a little annoyed because we were twelve and eleven and you shouldn't really do that.

SPEAKER_00 21:57

He can say that again.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Preach. New video shows the masked juvenile suspects who people say robbed David and his eleven-year-old sister at the Eliminate Stand along West 9th and East Street. One is wearing all black with with a white mask, and the other is carrying a backpack. Police said the suspects say they have no money, asked about Apple Pay before snatching the kids' cash chest.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

It's like stealing candy from a baby. You just don't do it.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

No. There are just some things you don't do, and I I I can't see if the people that robbed them were older or younger. Um I can't really tell in the tell in the video. But what the fuck, guys. Yeah. Alright. Do you remember when we talked about that priest who was getting sued because he was feeding the homeless people? The st the city or the the HOA was suing the priest over that? There's just like some things you you just let go. Like when these people have a hard time with kids selling lemonade on the corner because they don't have a a a permit or some shit, like get so fucked. Like just get fucked, dude.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

Like let the kid sell his lemonade. No, no lemonade for you. Um yeah, people who steal from children and handicapped in a firm like there's you there's just a certain, you know, uh things you don't do, and people who do that, there's a special place for them in hell, I believe, because taking advantage of somebody who is less than you is not right.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

It's it's its own kind of of evil, truly. And I just don't I just don't understand it, and I don't know if I ever will. Okay, so I did come up with winners and losers this week. Yay! I know I did it, right? So my winners this week are gonna be the Florida Panthers because they're absolutely steamrolling right now, and hockey fans are losing their motherfucking minds.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

Who are they playing against?

SPEAKER_03 24:01

I'm not sure who they're playing against. They've just played really, really good. Um, I was gonna ask you because I I know dad's all into hockey right now, too.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

Um, I don't think we we were we've been into the NBA this week. Who is my winners? Winners of the week for me are the New York Knicks. They won uh their first championship in 53 years. So we've been watching the NBA the last week, watching this um unfold.

SPEAKER_03 24:29

Okay, interesting. I've never watched a single NBA game.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Uh it's so much easier to watch than soccer, hockey, any of that, because I I understand how to play um basketball. There's so many other people've enjoyed it? Uh, yeah. Yeah, you really have. Shocking I know that shocks you, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_03 24:46

Okay, so my loser this week is the guy who got caught trying to bring his pet raccoon into a bar. Not really an ex. Why? There's no explanation needed. You just lost this week, brother.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

You got the short end of this this week.

SPEAKER_03 25:07

So apparently this actually happened in Kentucky recently, which makes it even better. A guy nicknamed Cowboy Cody got kicked out of a bar because he was already causing problems. Instead of just going home like a normal person, he came back and released a live raccoon inside the bar as revenge.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

One person even got bit trying to catch it.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

Are you kidding? Raccoons can't raccoons have um what is that called? That raccoon rabies. Rabies that rabbit disease, gosh.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

So I guess it wasn't his pet raccoon. He just grabbed a raccoon off the side of the street and really. Can you just imagine?

SPEAKER_00 25:45

Could you imagine sitting there eating dinner or something and a raccoon runs by?

SPEAKER_02 25:51

I can imagine it if I was eating iguana tacos.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

Eating iguana tacos. Yeah. And we were in Florida. Tell me this isn't in Florida.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

It's not in Florida. It's in uh Kentucky.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Oh, close, close to Florida.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

One bartender said, I've seen some crazy stuff, but nothing like this.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

The wildest part, police said the dude had apparently trapped the raccoon earlier that day and just had been carrying it around with him.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_03 26:21

And apparently this was the same guy who previously led police on a chase while riding a mule.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

So he had a lot of he has a lot of other problems besides just keeping raccoons.

SPEAKER_02 26:34

Do you think he's the same guy that told an officer a couple of weeks ago to jump rope for me, baby doll?

SPEAKER_00 26:40

Sounds like the same type of guy. And the darkness wins.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

It's just wild. So bad.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

I can I can officially say that wasn't on my bingo card. Like I've I've last year we talked about uh a uh raccoon driving with a meth pipe. Right.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Because it his owner switched seats with him real quick and said uh he was driving.

SPEAKER_00 27:06

Like first of all, I'm I you know, this I'm not trying to be well, I guess I am trying to be funny, but his legs wouldn't reach and he couldn't see over the steering wheel. Like, even in even as a joke that that that doesn't work.

SPEAKER_02 27:22

That's what gets you. It's not the fact that this raccoon had a meth pipe, mom.

SPEAKER_00 27:26

Well, raccoons will eat and s and do anything. Uh no, the fact that he had a crack pipe, that's like the least of his problems. He needs to figure out how he's supposed to be driving a core.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

I'm gonna have to look up this article on him leading the police chase on a mule. We gotta talk about that one next week.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

Alrighty. Send it to me and then we'll we can talk about it.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

Okay. Um, I don't have anything else. It started out really heavy. Hopefully, we made you guys laugh a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

A little bit.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Mom, you got anything you want to say to the people before we close out? Nope. It's all you.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

All right, guys. As always, please remember to like, share, subscribe, comment, send us a question. We didn't have any questions this week. It's no biggie, but I kind of want to hear from you fuckers.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Yeah, calling them that, it probably doesn't help.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

What just get an influx of of comments? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

I've been really into reading comments lately. Have you? Uh-huh. Like I'll look up a post and I'll be like, that's a really messed up post. I wonder what people are saying in the comments. Because you sent me a couple, you sent me a couple of those videos where the people were where the lady was going over the comments. Comments. And since then I've been, I couldn't, I haven't been able to help it. I've been watching the comments.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

I sent you the video of the gal whose like jaws connected to her eyelid, right? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Oh my goodness. Laughed so hard.

SPEAKER_00 28:57

I'm like, why? Did you show that to dad? I don't know if I showed it to dad. You've got to. I think I sent it to everybody at my work though.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

Okay. I'm gonna call you after this. Um, and I gotta see dad's reaction to it because it it's fucking funny. That video's just fucking gold.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

It's craziness.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

Someone forgot to tell her her blinker fluid's out.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

Like, and that she just keeps mentioning it.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Like sorry, it's my eyeball connected to my jaw.

SPEAKER_00 29:26

And why? Who did that? Like, is she getting happy? Well, that and like why? Like, is she getting compensated for that? Like, that can't be like something that she wanted to have done.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

No, I bet you it's like a birth defect or something because it doesn't seem to affect her other eyeball. It's just the one.

SPEAKER_00 29:46

Yeah, and she's so funny. My eyes connected to my jaw. I would never, I wouldn't talk. I would, I would not talk after that.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

I would just say it's a it's a weird tick I have. This one eye closes anytime I open up my motherfucking mouth. It's high.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

It's like, oh no, here she go again, opening her mouth.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

Like, what's it look like when she's given head?

SPEAKER_00 30:15

Like just like wait, just the eye, just the eyes like spinning in her head. Dakota. Oh shit. Oh, I'm crying. That's the name of the podcast. For the the eyes have it. Not eyes, but the eyes have it.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

We gotta close this out. All right.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Please remember to drink your wrink your water and talk to your therapist, and we'll see you next week.

unknown 31:00

Bye.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Bye bye.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

I think he owns a kangaroo. In Texas. Wait, wait, how much are they getting for it?