The Vinyl Roof

Three Wheels and a Shitload of Tears

Jason

Welcome to The Vinyl Roof, where your host Jason—a loudmouthed, sarcastic git with a gob full of filth—rips into the shambolic world of Reliant vehicles. In this episode, "Three Wheels and a Shitload of Tears," we’re diving arse-first into the history, design, and sheer bollocks of Britain’s wobbliest automotive fuck-ups. From the Regal’s lawnmower bastardry to the Robin’s knack for tipping over faster than a pissed-up slapper, and even the Scimitar’s midlife-crisis fibreglass wankery, Jason’s got the lot covered. Expect X-rated rants, two disgustingly hilarious letters from ex-owners who’d rather shag a cactus than drive one again, and enough foul-mouthed piss-taking to make your nan blush. Email your own tales of three-wheeled misery to thevinylroof@gmail.com, you masochistic twats. Strap in—this one’s a proper shitshow.