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We're your hosts, rich and"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":48.629999999999995,"endTime":51.809999999999995,"body":"Drew, and we're here to tell you"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":48.629999999999995,"endTime":51.809999999999995,"body":"what really goes on at 35,000"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":51.809999999999995,"endTime":55.11,"body":"feet. So sit back, relax. We're"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":51.809999999999995,"endTime":55.11,"body":"ready for takeoff."},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":57.06999999999999,"endTime":61.03,"body":"Welcome back, friends. It's two"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":57.06999999999999,"endTime":61.03,"body":"guys on a plane, and today we"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":61.03,"endTime":64.69,"body":"are going to talk about why you"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":61.03,"endTime":64.69,"body":"think the flight attendant is"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":64.75,"endTime":66.13,"body":"always nagging you."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":66.69,"endTime":69.50999999999999,"body":"Yes, the age old question,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":66.69,"endTime":69.50999999999999,"body":"why are my flight attendants"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":69.50999999999999,"endTime":73.16999999999999,"body":"always nagging me? 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It's driving me crazy."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":82.05,"endTime":84.99,"body":"Who cares about my tray table?"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":82.05,"endTime":84.99,"body":"Who cares about my seat back?"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":84.99,"endTime":87.50999999999999,"body":"Who cares if my bag is all the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":84.99,"endTime":87.50999999999999,"body":"way into the seat?"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":87.50999999999999,"endTime":87.93,"body":"We do?"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":87.93,"endTime":88.35,"body":"We do?"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":88.35,"endTime":88.83,"body":"We care?"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":88.83,"endTime":92.955,"body":"There are reasons why we care."},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":88.83,"endTime":92.955,"body":"So let's talk about it. 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I will never,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":1291.695,"endTime":1293.615,"body":"never forget this whole"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":1291.695,"endTime":1293.615,"body":"interaction."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":1293.615,"endTime":1295.22,"body":"I don't think I will"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":1293.615,"endTime":1295.22,"body":"either."},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":1295.22,"endTime":1296.3,"body":"So what would you have"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":1295.22,"endTime":1296.3,"body":"done?"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":1296.3,"endTime":1302.18,"body":"What would I have done? 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