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And"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":461.55,"endTime":464.13,"body":"I was like, I literally looked"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":464.13,"endTime":467.25,"body":"at this lady, and I said, well,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":464.13,"endTime":467.25,"body":"for future reference, if anyone"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":467.25,"endTime":470.61,"body":"other that tells you, anyone in"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":467.25,"endTime":470.61,"body":"aviation tells you to ask a"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":470.61,"endTime":473.01,"body":"flight attendant, the answer is"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":470.61,"endTime":473.01,"body":"no, and they don't want to say"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":473.01,"endTime":475.23,"body":"that to you, right? And she was"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":473.01,"endTime":475.23,"body":"like, what? And I was like,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":475.41,"endTime":477.77000000000004,"body":"yeah, if the gate agent says,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":475.41,"endTime":477.77000000000004,"body":"you know, ask the flight"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":477.77000000000004,"endTime":480.29,"body":"attendant if they can change"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":477.77000000000004,"endTime":480.29,"body":"your seat. The answer is no,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":480.65000000000003,"endTime":484.13,"body":"because we can't do it for you."},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":480.65000000000003,"endTime":484.13,"body":"Ask the flight attendant if"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":484.13,"endTime":486.53000000000003,"body":"they'll upgrade your seat. The"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":484.13,"endTime":486.53000000000003,"body":"answer is no. They just didn't"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":486.53000000000003,"endTime":488.63,"body":"want to tell you that. They"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":486.53000000000003,"endTime":488.63,"body":"don't want to fight with you."},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":488.81,"endTime":490.73,"body":"They know once you're on the"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":488.81,"endTime":490.73,"body":"airplane, you're you don't,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":490.73,"endTime":493.31,"body":"you're not gonna fight with us"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":490.73,"endTime":493.31,"body":"about it. You know what I mean,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":493.31,"endTime":497.05,"body":"right? In general, my hot take"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":493.31,"endTime":497.05,"body":"for aviation is that if anyone"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":497.05,"endTime":499.69,"body":"other than a flight attendant"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":497.05,"endTime":499.69,"body":"says, Ask a flight attendant,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":499.69,"endTime":501.67,"body":"yeah, the answer is no. And they"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":499.69,"endTime":501.67,"body":"don't want to tell"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":501.67,"endTime":504.55,"body":"you, I hate to say it, but"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":501.67,"endTime":504.55,"body":"it's that's past the buck. Is"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":504.55,"endTime":507.73,"body":"like the theme of our industry."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":504.55,"endTime":507.73,"body":"We all do it, and we all say,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":507.73,"endTime":510.25,"body":"Don't do it. And then we all do"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":507.73,"endTime":510.25,"body":"it, like, don't say, Oh, the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":510.25,"endTime":513.1899999999999,"body":"gate agent will handle that for"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":510.25,"endTime":513.1899999999999,"body":"you. We've all done it. Gate"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":513.1899999999999,"endTime":515.35,"body":"agents say, oh, when you get"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":513.1899999999999,"endTime":515.35,"body":"down on the plane, ask the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":515.35,"endTime":518.31,"body":"flight attendant. Reservation"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":515.35,"endTime":518.31,"body":"says, Ask the flight attendant."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":518.31,"endTime":521.55,"body":"We blame catering for stuff like"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":518.31,"endTime":521.55,"body":"it's that's just kind of the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":521.61,"endTime":524.01,"body":"nature of the industry. We all"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":521.61,"endTime":524.01,"body":"say we're going to be better and"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":524.01,"endTime":526.11,"body":"we're not going to keep doing"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":524.01,"endTime":526.11,"body":"that to each other. Oh, every"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":526.11,"endTime":527.1899999999999,"body":"and we all hear asphalt,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":527.1899999999999,"endTime":529.53,"body":"yeah, everything is"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":527.1899999999999,"endTime":529.53,"body":"sorry, catering already"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":529.53,"endTime":533.61,"body":"appreciate that you bring things"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":529.53,"endTime":533.61,"body":"to our plane. We blame you all"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":533.61,"endTime":534.15,"body":"for a lot of"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":534.15,"endTime":536.75,"body":"yeah, sometimes just"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":534.15,"endTime":536.75,"body":"easier. They're not gonna see"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":536.75,"endTime":541.13,"body":"you. They're not gonna they're"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":536.75,"endTime":541.13,"body":"not gonna know. But yeah, let's"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":541.13,"endTime":545.63,"body":"get into what you guys had for"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":541.13,"endTime":545.63,"body":"your hot takes. First of all,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":545.63,"endTime":548.87,"body":"one of the responses was from"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":545.63,"endTime":548.87,"body":"threads itself. So whoever's the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":548.87,"endTime":552.11,"body":"Social Media Manager at threads,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":548.87,"endTime":552.11,"body":"I thought it was great that they"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":552.11,"endTime":555.1700000000001,"body":"weighed in on this. They said"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":552.11,"endTime":555.1700000000001,"body":"the middle seat is the best"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":555.1700000000001,"endTime":560.1700000000001,"body":"seat. It's like having a pillow"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":555.1700000000001,"endTime":560.1700000000001,"body":"on each side. That is some rage"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":560.1700000000001,"endTime":563.83,"body":"bait right there. If I'm not, if"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":560.1700000000001,"endTime":563.83,"body":"I'm not mistaken, because"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":564.13,"endTime":567.3100000000001,"body":"there's no way anyone actually"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":564.13,"endTime":567.3100000000001,"body":"prefers the middle seat, right?"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":568.39,"endTime":569.53,"body":"Don't look at me like that."},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":569.59,"endTime":573.01,"body":"Okay, I prefer a middle"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":569.59,"endTime":573.01,"body":"seat over a window seat, but if"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":573.01,"endTime":576.57,"body":"I have my choice, I always"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":573.01,"endTime":576.57,"body":"prefer an aisle seat. Yeah, I"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":576.57,"endTime":580.1700000000001,"body":"don't like being trapped. I"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":576.57,"endTime":580.1700000000001,"body":"can't I'm not claustrophobic"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":580.1700000000001,"endTime":583.95,"body":"when I get trapped in there. And"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":580.1700000000001,"endTime":583.95,"body":"I always feel bad about asking"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":583.95,"endTime":585.87,"body":"people to, like, get up, so I go"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":583.95,"endTime":585.87,"body":"to the bathroom,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":585.87,"endTime":588.9300000000001,"body":"because middle seat is the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":585.87,"endTime":588.9300000000001,"body":"caressing one person. I also"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":589.1700000000001,"endTime":591.69,"body":"window seat. You're asking the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":589.1700000000001,"endTime":591.69,"body":"whole row to move, and then"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":591.69,"endTime":595.1700000000001,"body":"that's like a whole ordeal. I do"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":591.69,"endTime":595.1700000000001,"body":"understand that. I feel less bad"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":595.1700000000001,"endTime":597.23,"body":"about spreading out in the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":595.1700000000001,"endTime":597.23,"body":"middle seat, or your man"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":597.23,"endTime":600.47,"body":"spreading. No, not man"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":597.23,"endTime":600.47,"body":"spreading. Just give me my arm"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":600.47,"endTime":603.83,"body":"rest on. Yes, you have a pillow"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":600.47,"endTime":603.83,"body":"on each side. And who is mad"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":603.83,"endTime":604.3100000000001,"body":"about"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":605.69,"endTime":608.21,"body":"I don't care. I'll elbow"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":605.69,"endTime":608.21,"body":"both of you. I'll elbow both of"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":608.21,"endTime":611.39,"body":"you. I'll sleep on both of your"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":608.21,"endTime":611.39,"body":"shoulders. I don't care. Did you"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":611.39,"endTime":614.03,"body":"write this? No, do you work? No,"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":611.39,"endTime":614.03,"body":"I did it."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":615.1700000000001,"endTime":618.19,"body":"All right. Well, you're an"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":615.1700000000001,"endTime":618.19,"body":"aisle cedar, though. So I just I"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":618.19,"endTime":620.89,"body":"drink too much when I'm on a"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":618.19,"endTime":620.89,"body":"plane, not an alcohol guys,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":621.07,"endTime":624.79,"body":"don't judge me, but I just like"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":621.07,"endTime":624.79,"body":"to be hydrated when we're on the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":624.79,"endTime":627.97,"body":"on planes. Like, I just feel"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":624.79,"endTime":627.97,"body":"like if you're not constantly"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":627.97,"endTime":630.61,"body":"drinking water on a plane,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":627.97,"endTime":630.61,"body":"you're just gonna be so dry. 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If you're like eating"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":647.25,"endTime":650.19,"body":"a meal or something, there's"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":647.25,"endTime":650.19,"body":"such limited space in your seat"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":650.19,"endTime":654.09,"body":"area for the person behind you,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":650.19,"endTime":654.09,"body":"like, I get that side of it. But"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":654.09,"endTime":657.29,"body":"also, everyone can recline, and"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":657.29,"endTime":660.11,"body":"that eighth of an inch"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":657.29,"endTime":660.11,"body":"is gonna hurt you. That's gonna"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":660.11,"endTime":661.19,"body":"hurt Well, that's exactly"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":661.19,"endTime":663.35,"body":"it's like, everybody's"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":661.19,"endTime":663.35,"body":"right to recline. 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I'm not going to ask"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":709.71,"endTime":712.29,"body":"somebody to pull their window"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":712.29,"endTime":715.85,"body":"shade open or closed. You are a"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":712.29,"endTime":715.85,"body":"grown person. Use your own"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":715.85,"endTime":718.25,"body":"words. If someone is invading"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":715.85,"endTime":718.25,"body":"your space and it's"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":718.25,"endTime":721.73,"body":"uncomfortable for you, politely"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":718.25,"endTime":721.73,"body":"tell them that, no, I'm with you"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":721.73,"endTime":725.15,"body":"on that. Do not call me over to"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":721.73,"endTime":725.15,"body":"be like they were calling their"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":725.15,"endTime":727.6700000000001,"body":"seat. 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I'm more worried"},{"speaker":"Andrew","startTime":2007.1,"endTime":2007.52,"body":"about that"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2009.26,"endTime":2013.42,"body":"Exactly, exactly. Okay."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2009.26,"endTime":2013.42,"body":"Let's do this one, last one."},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2013.8999999999999,"endTime":2017.5,"body":"This one also had a lot to say,"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2013.8999999999999,"endTime":2017.5,"body":"and I love people that love our"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2017.5,"endTime":2022.3,"body":"rant. You're also the asshole if"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2017.5,"endTime":2022.3,"body":"you shove your bag in the first"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2022.3,"endTime":2024.82,"body":"row in the overhead space, but"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2022.3,"endTime":2024.82,"body":"your seat is actually in the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2024.82,"endTime":2028.42,"body":"back of the plane. Correct?"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2024.82,"endTime":2028.42,"body":"Totally Correct. 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And then you're"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2043.3799999999999,"endTime":2045.72,"body":"the last person to board the"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2045.72,"endTime":2048.6,"body":"plane, and you have six shopping"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2045.72,"endTime":2048.6,"body":"bags or a bag of food in your"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2048.6,"endTime":2051.92,"body":"hand. I don't know why that's"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2048.6,"endTime":2051.92,"body":"bothering this person. I don't"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2051.92,"endTime":2054.38,"body":"care if you went shopping, and"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2051.92,"endTime":2054.38,"body":"that's why you almost missed"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2054.38,"endTime":2057.7400000000002,"body":"your flight. Good for you, that"},{"speaker":"Rich","startTime":2054.38,"endTime":2057.7400000000002,"body":"you made it right. 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