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Ep. 2: Green Beers Got Everybody Feeling Lucky Tonight
Green beer flows freely as we dive into the heart of St. Patrick's Day celebrations with laughter, questionable cultural knowledge, and genuine curiosity about Irish traditions. This special holiday episode takes an unexpected turn when we create the ultimate St. Patrick's Day bracket, pitting beloved traditions against each other in a tournament-style showdown. From corned beef and cabbage to leprechauns, from step dancing to Lucky Charms, we debate the merits of each tradition with passion (and perhaps a bit of liquid courage).
I started drinking at 6 am. We're here now.
Speaker 2:I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 3:Welcome to a special episode of rolling deep. Happy st, happy St Patrick's Day, folks. I'm Chuck and I'm Alex and I'm Easton, and this is Rollin' Deep, rollin' Deep, deeply, rollin', rollin' deep and hard.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, green day. The little Irish guys out here dancing for us.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nice Irish death.
Speaker 2:Ooh, an Irish death yeah.
Speaker 1:Irish death sounds pretty nice today.
Speaker 3:Right on. Well, I guess, first things first, no matter if it's St Patrick's Day or not, we're rolling the dice. Dang right, chuck, get it on with that dice. Oh, I'll get it on with that dice oh I'll get it on Six.
Speaker 4:Baby, we're rolling deep Dude.
Speaker 3:Chuck was praying on a six. I was praying on a six.
Speaker 4:He is so happy. If you guys could only see the smile he's got on his face rough day.
Speaker 1:I had to get a six.
Speaker 3:I'll crack it open right now all right, here we go a four. I got a four, not quite a six, but I'm still pretty excited about it oh gosh, are we gonna get a double six action going on?
Speaker 1:St Patrick's Day A little double six banger.
Speaker 3:Four, another four.
Speaker 4:Double four action, double four, action, double four, the double quad.
Speaker 1:What's four and four and six? That's like 18. We all got to drink 18.
Speaker 4:four and four and six that's like 18.
Speaker 1:We all gotta drink 18, four and four call back to the first episode.
Speaker 4:Math is super important.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, because then you drink less in the words of ruben at the pub.
Speaker 3:Math is hard shout out ruben all right, so I would like to let everybody know, since we're not videoing yet, or nothing we are drinking green beers today for St Patrick's Day, so every beer we crack is going to be green.
Speaker 1:A little green beer action.
Speaker 3:We've got to have a green beer on St Paddy's, you know yeah there's the first crack of the day, I would like to say a little Irish toast, as you will, to set off St Patrick's Day here for you folks. Yeah, let's get to it. The toast goes a little something like this May the winds of fortune sail you. May you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says this drinks on me hell yeah toast crack it like it prost I
Speaker 3:actually I think, that's german hey genuinely. I have no clue where prost came from, but I think I don't even know if it means cheers well, hey, we're drinking for saint patrick's day, so we're we're just gonna be rolling deep tonight dang right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wish I brought my kilt, but I forgot it at home. Yeah, happens to be every time isn't that scottish? Well, scottish, irish they're.
Speaker 4:I'm actually kind of surprised you're not wearing your leprechaun outfit.
Speaker 1:Well, I was going to, but then we decided not to film it. Plus, I had a rough day, but other than that, we're doing good. Chuck, aren't you Irish? Yeah, a little Scottish, scottish, my grandma says so not Irish. I don't know. They're pretty much the same person, if you ask me that's australian man.
Speaker 3:Dude, we're having a tough time already. Yeah, give me a shrimp on the body.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's. Note the self-cutting. Give me some sluggish baby.
Speaker 4:Was that British?
Speaker 1:I do all accents, jesus. Anyway, what are we getting into this?
Speaker 4:morning. Well, I think we should start Afternoon evening whatever time it is, I think we should start by maybe talking a little green eggs and ham. Remember when we used to do that in school dr susan cancels. I heard well, yeah, maybe that I don't know, do they still?
Speaker 1:do that? I don't know. But I do like green eggs and ham dude green egg.
Speaker 3:I don't fit green eggs and ham wasn't for saint patrick's day. It wasn't.
Speaker 1:No, that was just a thing they did did they ever that was like dr seuss day, wasn't it? Oh yeah, what did? What did they do?
Speaker 3:for, honestly, I don't know I don't remember, it would make sense that it was for saint patrick's day, but I don't think we still know you're right, I think.
Speaker 1:what is that thing they do?
Speaker 4:That's St Patrick's Day right, yeah, but what did they do at school?
Speaker 1:I don't know, people got pinched a whole bunch.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, but what did we do at school on St Patrick's Day?
Speaker 1:Pinch people. I think that's where we're at. I don't know. We never really learned about who St Patrick was. Didn't he take the snakes away from the people? Oh dude. He did, he took the snakes out of Ireland, or something.
Speaker 3:Dude, I have no clue what he did, but I will have to say didn't we give candy to each other?
Speaker 4:That was Valentine's Day, oh.
Speaker 1:See, I don't think we did anything special.
Speaker 3:I think we made something with our hands, like out of paper, not the hand.
Speaker 4:Turkeys I was going to say that's Thanksgiving, no but something like that.
Speaker 1:I feel like there's something Maybe like a nice Irish turkey. I don't. I feel like there's got to be nice.
Speaker 4:Irish, turkey? I don't. I feel like there's gotta be some. I felt like it was something during lunch Cause, like Valentine's day, they give you, like you know, strawberry milk and, like you do, like candy and pass out Valentine's and stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they stopped giving out strawberry milk and on Valentine's day for lunch and like 2008. Thanks, michelle Obama. 2008. Thanks, michelle Obama.
Speaker 1:Yeah, thanks, michelle, that's facts though it is. He also got rid of the Cookie Monster too. He got some veggie dude.
Speaker 3:I'm the veggie monster, I'll eat all your carrots, yeah, but anyway. So, in the name of St Patrick's Day, let's talk about Lucky Charms man, oh God. Oh, the name of St Patrick's Day, let's talk about Lucky Charms man, oh God.
Speaker 2:Oh the.
Speaker 1:Lucky.
Speaker 4:Charms, I think now I feel like it wasn't a thing when we were kids, but obviously the marshmallows were the best part. But I think you can now just get just the marshmallows.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like kids now have it too easy, man. I mean, remember those days where you just like you'd be digging out the marshmallows yeah, yeah you're like, oh, marshmallow, you dig around your spoon and then you'd accidentally get, you'd accidentally get whatever those other things were, and you'd be like, and just eat just the marshmallow. You put it back in. Then you have like, dig around and then you'd like find a good marshmallow. And now kids, yeah, mom, can I just get only the marshmallows please? And they're like yeah, tommy.
Speaker 3:Dude, I hated the marshmallows.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they made the weird eh on my teeth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had to have mine soak for a good amount of time.
Speaker 3:Also just noticed Alex isn't wearing green.
Speaker 1:Wow, that was right on the nip I don't know how I didn't notice yeah, maybe you're just not irish I don't think I am.
Speaker 4:I think we could argue Chuck's hoodie isn't green.
Speaker 3:Stay back.
Speaker 1:Sorry listeners, I had to scoot away from the mic.
Speaker 3:I'm the pinch monster.
Speaker 4:And on the cereal topic, cookie crisp. Those were good.
Speaker 1:Not Irish. We only talk about Irish cereals. I don't know what else is an Irish cereal. We only talk about Irish cereals. I don't know what else is an Irish cereal. How about Tix, twix, the one with the bunny? That's pretty close, trix.
Speaker 3:Dude, I think that Trix is like an Easter cereal. Anyway, I got us a bracket for.
Speaker 2:St.
Speaker 3:Patrick's Day St Patrick's Day things bracket. We're going to write it down and we're going to figure out what our top St Patrick's Day items are. Okay, okay, this will be pretty fun. Some of these on the bracket, uh, I don't even know what they are, but uh, it should be pretty good. So we'll start out first with uh irish soda bread or uh, corned beef and cabbage I gotta corn, beef and cabbage right away.
Speaker 1:I don't really know what Irish soda bread is, so corn, beef and cabbage, yeah me neither.
Speaker 3:So I will also go with corn, beef and cabbage, because that was one of those things. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 4:Second thing on the list Wearing green or green beer. Green beer I got to go wearing green, Green beer Easy.
Speaker 1:I just don't like getting pinched. Well, I kind of like getting pinched.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, alex likes it. He just doesn't know it yet. So two to one, green beer wins. Cracking the second beer, by the way, sounds good. Next thing, parades or Irish music Ooh.
Speaker 4:I'm a big Irish music guy. Some Irish music does hit, yeah, but a good old parade though would make you feel good. I hate parades. Leaving a parade can be kind of hmm, I think I'm going to go Irish music on that, though.
Speaker 1:I just can't do a parade. It's just so long and unimportant. People are like the Macy's Dayzes do parade. I'm like cool.
Speaker 3:I've seen some blow up guys like wow, very nice yeah, I also gotta go irish music, uh, only because I don't think I mean parades might be an irish thing, but I don't. I don't necessarily see them as an irish thing. I don't think I've ever watched a parade for saint patrick's day. So I mean I do enjoy parades, but I just don't necessarily think that it's like a saint patrick's day deal, you know. So I also gotta go irish music. You're great, uh. Next one up on the list is, uh, shamrocks or leprechauns, oh, big leprechaun guy I think, then give me a leprechaun as well I gotta go shamrocks.
Speaker 1:I think leprechauns are uh a little scary but they come from the bottom of a rainbow filled with pots of gold yeah, but they take the gold, you never get any of it. You also? Can never find the bottom of the rainbow.
Speaker 4:I mean, yeah, but what's like the whole thing? If you catch a leprechaun, does any grant you a wish of them, or do you just get some gold?
Speaker 1:I don't know, but I watched that scary movie called Leprechaun. I think if you sneeze three times in front of a leprechaun they like eat you or something.
Speaker 4:If you sneeze three times.
Speaker 1:I don't know. It's been a while. I was like 12.
Speaker 3:That is intense.
Speaker 1:And we ain't talking about camping.
Speaker 3:All right, so I got outvoted on leprechauns. Yeah, yeah, Okay, sooted on leprechauns. Or yeah, yeah, okay. So we got leprechauns going. Okay, step dancing or a kiss me shirt.
Speaker 4:Oh like the kiss me I'm.
Speaker 2:Irish yeah.
Speaker 4:Step dancing. Give me step dancing, because the people that could do it their legs fire.
Speaker 3:Dude Step dancing is pretty sick and it's even cooler to see, like when they're like really good at it. Oh, they're just like in sync, like it's just a bunch of people just going, going ham but the kish me, I'm irish shirt is kind of a legend. It's tough to boot out. Kiss Me, I'm Irish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is pretty tough to boot out. All right, raise your hand if you're voting for the dancing.
Speaker 4:I'm going dancing.
Speaker 1:I am too. All right, I get outvoted on that. Kiss Me, I'm Irish man. That's like you could definitely get a lot of smooches.
Speaker 4:You know If you're looking for for, yeah, some of us don't need to be looking.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm not looking for a smooch, I'm just saying like, as a innocent bystander, someone wearing someone wearing the kiss me, I'm irish shirt yeah they would get a lot of smooches. I feel I would never wear one would, would you?
Speaker 3:give somebody a smooch if they were wearing it and you they said kiss me, I'm irish well first I'd have to look at the facts.
Speaker 1:What facts are they actually irish? So it's talked about their heritage. Where'd they come from? Where their ancestors come from? Did they come over? Did they not? Did they fly over, did they not? Did they fly over? How Irish?
Speaker 4:are? They Sounds like a lot of work for you not to pick step dancing.
Speaker 1:Well you know, are they ginger Gingers? Most gingers come from Irish. The biggest percentage of redheads come from Ireland and Scotland.
Speaker 3:Either way, I think we took step dancing.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Alright, sounds good. Sorry, I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 3:Alright, the next pick is Shamrock Shakes or the good old topic Lucky Charms.
Speaker 4:Lucky Charms, shamrock, shake, overrated.
Speaker 1:Foul Red card.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's not beer, so I'm taking the Lucky Charms too.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you guys are doing it all wrong. You never go and go. Hey, can I get a sam rock shake please? And they go. What I'm like, can I get a shamrock shake please? Like, huh, I'm like, can I get a sam rock shake now? Because it just tastes so good.
Speaker 4:The fuck are you talking?
Speaker 3:about what.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I'm wallowing over here, don't mind me.
Speaker 3:All right well, so we're taking the lucky charms, yeah, the lucky charms. That's a really roundabout way of saying yeah, I'm taking the lucky charms.
Speaker 4:You literally agreed with us and then you said no, no, no. Well, I never agreed on lucky charms. Did you not say the Shamrock Shake was overrated as well?
Speaker 1:No, I said foul Red card, Alex. You know what a red card is.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It means you're kicked out of here.
Speaker 3:Red card is not Irish.
Speaker 1:Well, soccer is football, it's European, but Irish play the footballs, the soccer football. It's European, but I mean Irish play the footballs, the soccer football.
Speaker 3:All right. Anyway, we're sticking with Lucky Charms, all right. So next up is Guinness or Irish whiskey.
Speaker 1:Irish whiskey.
Speaker 3:I think Irish whiskey easy. I don't like Guinness. It's too heavy, too dark for my liking.
Speaker 4:I'm not big on dark liquor in general, but I'd probably just try a little Irish whiskey over a Guinness, to be honest.
Speaker 1:I like the flavor of a Guinness, but I like Irish whiskey more because it makes me tingle.
Speaker 3:Okay, so next up we got Irish movies. Or this one really gets me and it really just chaps, chaps, chaps my rear end. Irish movies or U2?.
Speaker 1:Well. I'm going to have to go with Irish movies.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know what an Irish movie is. I don't know what movies they are. Do you?
Speaker 1:guys remember when U2 put their album on everyone's phone? Yes, and that's why I'm not picking U2.
Speaker 3:I can't think of a single Irish movie, but I'm taking Irish movies over U2.
Speaker 4:It's crazy that they were like oh, we'll just give our album for free to everyone and everyone's like God, I just want this offline.
Speaker 1:Then you hit shuffle your songs and it just YouTube.
Speaker 4:And you can't delete it either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you're trying to get rid of it and you're like get out of here. Oh, that sucked. What's up next now?
Speaker 3:So now we're in the quarter finals of our bracket, where we have a standoff between corn beef and cabbage and a green beer give me corn beef and cabbage green beer green beer easy. I'm taking beer over any. If it's green, it's better. Yeah, I don really like cabbage. I know it's just food coloring, but Nah, corned beef and cabbage.
Speaker 4:That changed my life. I had some the other day.
Speaker 3:There's something about walking into a restaurant and getting a green beer and everyone's sitting at the bar also has a green beer.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And you're like we all got green beers. Energetic really, it fills your heart with warmth. I don't think cabbage could ever do that for me.
Speaker 4:We are now on.
Speaker 3:Cabbage just stinks and makes your pee smell.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it also gets the juices flowing on the other end too.
Speaker 4:We're now officially on the second drink of tonight.
Speaker 1:Alright. What's up next in the bracket theory Next?
Speaker 3:up in the quarterfinals is Irish music and leprechauns Give me Irish music.
Speaker 1:Leprechauns.
Speaker 4:All right, we have the tiebreaker here Again, I'm the tiebreaker.
Speaker 3:I didn't even want leprechauns to be here in the first place so. I'm taking Irish music for sure.
Speaker 4:We like that, we like that, we like that.
Speaker 3:Other side of the bracket in the quarterfinals is now step dancing or lucky charms, step dancing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, give me step dancing still.
Speaker 3:Easy step dancing. I don't yeah. Like I said earlier, I'm not a real big fan of the marshmallow mateys.
Speaker 4:Kiss me, I'm drunk.
Speaker 1:Irish.
Speaker 4:Irish I was going to say Irish Kiss me, I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 1:Kiss me, I'm rolling.
Speaker 4:Any clothing creators out there should help us out with merch that says Kiss me, I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's honestly. I'd probably wear that over. Kiss me, I'm irish all right.
Speaker 3:Last matchup in the quarterfinals.
Speaker 1:Here is irish whiskey or irish movies, irish whiskey still don't really know what an irish movie is not a huge whiskey guy so I'm just gonna go with irish movies though I've watched a couple Irish movies and it always takes me like 10 minutes like to like for my mind to speed up, to like how fast the language moves, because it's like very like quick and like has a different accent to it, and so it like takes me like 10 minutes of the movie just for me to like my mind, for my mind to reset and be like okay, and then it's like I understand everything they're saying in the movie. But before that 10 minutes I'm like I have to have subtitles.
Speaker 1:Okay, I kind of get that it's just like quick-witted, and there's a lot of funny things you'll miss if you don't have subtitles.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to also take irish whiskey. Um, to be honest, I just don't know an irish movie so it's hard to take it. I I do enjoy whiskey. Um, not a huge fan of irish whiskey, but uh, I do. I do enjoy whiskey, and so I'm just gonna gotta stick with my guns and get whiskey moved on to the next next round are we in the semis yet?
Speaker 3:yep, we are currently in the semis right now where we have a green beer against Irish music green beer. We already know what Easton's picking against Irish music.
Speaker 4:Green beer. We already know what Easton's picking.
Speaker 1:Actually, I changed my mind. I'm picking Irish music Really In a turn of events. Sorry, I'm changing my mind because I realized that I like listening to Irish music.
Speaker 4:The biggest upset of tonight.
Speaker 1:Because I'll listen to Irish music even when it's not St Paddy's Day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but a green beer. You're telling me you're going over that.
Speaker 1:That's a really hard choice. I'm going neutral.
Speaker 3:No, neutral, you can't go neutral.
Speaker 1:All right, fine, I'll go first gear and go with green beer. All right yeah. You made the right choice, charles well, you know, you gotta go with what your gut said in the beginning.
Speaker 3:You can't change your mind, you know yeah, I mean Irish music would probably be the fun, more logical choice, because a green beer is literally just a beer with green food coloring.
Speaker 2:That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:I'm changing my mind back no, you already put in.
Speaker 3:It's a magical experience.
Speaker 1:Chuck it is when you have a green beer and you look over and everyone else is having a green beer, it like almost brings a tear to your eye and think we're all celebrating saint patrick's day together, it makes you feel invincible, really and, honestly, that's probably why saint patrick's day is my third favorite holiday.
Speaker 3:Third Gotcha.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you want to know why.
Speaker 3:Why Sure Go ahead?
Speaker 1:Because there's nothing like St Patrick's Day, when you roll into a bar and everyone's wearing green and everyone's happy to be there and everyone knows for a fact they're going to get hammered tonight.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like 98% of the bar goes. You know what we're going to get hammered tonight. Yeah, 98 of the bar goes. You know what we're going all out. And then half of them are pissing green the next day from all the green beer and it's kind of that like group, collective, like all right, this is my drunk family for tonight.
Speaker 4:Like these are the people I'm gonna be talking cutting, cutting it up with and people more open.
Speaker 1:On st pax day, you could have a whole conversation with the guy next to you and he'll have a conversation with you, because you're drinking a green beer.
Speaker 3:He's drinking a green beer and you'll come up with uh business ideas with your buddies that will never uh come into fruition and I feel like green beers just bring people together because, like it's a way to know really if uh, someone will talk to you or not. Like if someone, if someone specifically asked for beer that wasn't green, it's not somebody worth talking to really yeah, they're not a fun person yeah, it's like it's saint patrick's day.
Speaker 3:You showed up to a bar, got a beer, asked for it not to be green, when it being green doesn't hurt you at all.
Speaker 1:I don't know, Maybe they're scared of it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Probably a little scared of it so it's just somebody that you might as well just pass on by. It's like set in stone it makes people more friendly because if you got a green beer, everybody's your friend on St Patrick's Day. Anyway, next up in our other side of the semifinals of this bracket is step dancing or Irish whiskey.
Speaker 1:Step dancing.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, chuck, you made the right choice there. I'm also going step dancing.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's just cool to watch.
Speaker 4:Very impressive.
Speaker 1:I mean you can get drunk off Irish whiskey and that's fine. But when you watch step dancing it's a whole different environment. It's an art and it's beautiful to watch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I gotta go step dancing too. Like I mentioned earlier, I'm just not that big of an Irish whiskey fan and I think step dancing is also pretty cool to watch.
Speaker 4:That was a big upset that only went to game four step dancing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, step dancing easy. So now the real question is and this is going to be a debate is green beer or step dancing?
Speaker 1:Well, like we've talked about, one gives you emotion and the other one gives you art and for me. I'm going to have to go with my heart on this one, and my heart says the emotion of drinking a green beer with friends. When have you gone? Okay, here's a question. When have you gone to see? Here's a question.
Speaker 4:When have you gone to see Irish step dancing? That's fair, but yeah, yeah, okay, I see.
Speaker 1:You pass a billboard even on St Patrick's Day and it goes Irish step dancing. And then you pass another billboard that says green beer next mile. Which one are you going to first?
Speaker 4:Me personally, probably the irish beer.
Speaker 3:Yeah you, you made the right choice. I I saw you trying to say me personally irish step dancing and I was about to call you out so hard on that yeah, I do appreciate the art, though me too, I appreciate the art.
Speaker 1:But what would I go like Towards?
Speaker 3:And a green beer is art. It literally has coloring in it. It's like watercolors.
Speaker 1:It kind of reminds me of someone when you're watercoloring with green and you put it in the glass first To clean off your brush.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, what's up next?
Speaker 3:That's it. Green beer won. Wow, oh yeah, yeah, okay, what's up next? That's it. Oh, that was the final.
Speaker 4:Yeah, green, green beer one wow, well, see that we're rolling deep, and so easton made the right choice here, folks rolling deep in some green beer, and we're beer.
Speaker 3:Did you know that pub is an Irish word?
Speaker 1:I did not know that.
Speaker 3:Like a pub is an. Irish bar, like that's just what they call it in Ireland. Oh, pub. That's why they do like pub crawls, which is like here in America is bar crawls, because you just go from bar to bar, but in Ireland it's called a pub crawl.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I actually got tickets to a pub crawl.
Speaker 4:You got tickets.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pub crawl.
Speaker 4:How does that work? How do you get tickets to that?
Speaker 1:Well, they have them every once in a while and you can just get tickets. And you buy tickets and you get free beer. Oh really.
Speaker 4:Do you get free beer? Oh really, Do you get like a ride too? And everything.
Speaker 1:I don't know how it works, but I'll let you know.
Speaker 3:I think you just march.
Speaker 1:No March and you step, dance all the way there. Talking about stuff like that. You know what I've always wanted to do. It's one of those like drink cycles where you cycle around I know they have them in Las Vegas and stuff where you cycle around, you drink and then you go to a bar and then you cycle around and you drink more and you cycle. You guys ever done that? No?
Speaker 3:I have not, For some reason. I feel like cycling is an Irish thing, though.
Speaker 1:I could see it. I could see it Cycling and sheeps.
Speaker 4:Yeah, sheep are, I think, pretty Irish.
Speaker 3:Potatoes I think sheep are.
Speaker 4:Oh, they might be Scottish, I don't know no.
Speaker 3:Well, they're woolly. No, they're Sheep. Come from from like Bangladesh, or something.
Speaker 1:I don't even know where Bangladesh is. Point that on a map. Is it next to like Ukraine or like?
Speaker 2:is it?
Speaker 3:south like next to Egypt. I could easy point Bangladesh out on a map if you showed it to me.
Speaker 1:Is it east or west of italy?
Speaker 3:italy.
Speaker 1:There's no east and west of italy yeah, there's always an east to west of everything, because the world's a circle. What are you? Flat earther? No, but east, east.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying east and west of italy is both water.
Speaker 1:No, but like I'm, I'm not saying the and West of Italy is both water, no, but like I'm not saying the water, I'm saying like East of Italy, like Asia would be East of Italy, or would it be Asia's North of Italy? Well, northeast, I don't know. Maybe I'm not a mapper, maybe I'm not a geogolfer or whatever they call it. Maybe you're not a Jared Golfer, maybe I'm not a mapper, maybe I'm not a geogolfer or whatever they call it. Maybe you're not a Jared golfer, maybe I'm not a Jared golfer.
Speaker 1:No, but I remember we used to do those coloring things in social studies and honestly, I think I never really colored mine right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you think you got off pretty scot-free on that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, scot-free, actually scot itfree on that one. Yeah, scot-free, and and uh, actually scott it. Yeah, what?
Speaker 1:where were you going with that?
Speaker 3:I thought. I thought, yeah, st patrick's day, scotland, you know scottish am I right, I did get off scottish, definitely not Irish. Because he said Scott Free, so I was kind of making the link. But, as you can tell folks, I mean we just used today, st Patrick's Day, as a reason to drink beer.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we've all been kind of rolling deep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean we're figuring it out as we go, but I mean you're learning, learning with us. I'm not sure if you knew this much about ireland yeah, but I know they didn't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, didn't the? Didn't the england try and attack him one time? And then they made a whole movie like braveheart or something yeah, isn't that where the game risk came from?
Speaker 3:ireland no, I don't know if it came from ireland. I just like, isn't that? I don't know, but I came from Ireland. Isn't that the game?
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure potatoes came from Ireland.
Speaker 3:No, those came from Idaho.
Speaker 1:Oh, maybe.
Speaker 3:Idaho potato.
Speaker 1:No, because I think Ireland was more of a thing before Idaho.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, but it's the Idaho potato.
Speaker 1:The Irish had a whole potato famine thing where they almost lost all their potatoes shout out to our listeners from idaho too shout out idaho, yeah you guys rock.
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Speaker 1:Yeah, so talking about potatoes, did you know that the Feast of St Patrick, I mean St Patrick's Day, is also called the Feast of St Patrick? I just looked it up. Why is?
Speaker 3:that.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I didn't do a lot of research on it, but I'll tell you that. I think there's a feast when St Patrick rolls around. A lot of research on it, but I'll tell you that I think there's a feast when St Patrick rolls around.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it sounds like it, but who is St Patrick?
Speaker 1:He brought Christianity to Ireland and it says the something, something century.
Speaker 3:Well, I guess that was a dumb question. He's a saint.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I could have probably put two and two together on that one yeah, it says he brought it in the fifth century uh, christianity to the ireland in the fifth century. Don't know what that means, but I like it.
Speaker 3:I like it a lot dude cool fact and I've never forgot this my uh, my sister um studied abroad in Ireland and and uh London when she was in college and uh fun fact that she told me, um, when she got back is that she learned that uh, did you know that? You know how it's like a big Irish thing to like cheers? Yeah, like, beat your beer mugs together Pretty much. You know how it's like a big Irish thing to like cheers? Yeah, like, beat your beer mugs together pretty much. A lot of Irish pictures have guys drinking beers and like pounding their mugs together.
Speaker 3:So did you know that, like the whole, like cheers and smashing your mug together came during the plague?
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so it was a way to actually I don't know if it was a plague or not. I will have to say I don't know if it was a plague. However, I do know that she told me that the history behind it was that, um, when they beat their mugs together, the thought behind it was is if one of them was drugged, then they would all get drugged, so they would cheers, so that their beer splashed and mixed in with all the other beer that they were cheersing with.
Speaker 3:so it was like a really like deep connection, like yeah me and my three buds and we all just be like, well, if I'm, if I'm getting drugged like you guys are all.
Speaker 1:If I'm dying, you're dying yeah, type of like if we're all having a good time, then we're all having a good time.
Speaker 4:If we're not, we're not, but it was like a sign of uh, of like a friendship or something like that friendship or like friendship and you know trust and so now it would be like if I'm rolling deep, y'all are rolling yeah, if I'm rolling deep, you're rolling deep with me, yeah I like that. No, that's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's awesome, that's great.
Speaker 4:I just want to know what like. Okay, so St Patrick's Day is about, you know, bringing Christianity to Ireland.
Speaker 1:And the color green and the feast of.
Speaker 4:St Patrick. Why is St Patrick's Day now known as like? I mean, I think you could argue it's like the most I'm doing this in air quotes here the most like drunk holiday you it's like the most I'm doing this in air quotes here, the most like drunk holiday.
Speaker 3:Um, I don't know, because irish people are cool people and they like to have fun, because irish people are all about drinking no, I mean it's, I mean it's a great holiday, honestly, like one of the top, top holidays.
Speaker 1:I mean, what's that city, philadelphia? Don't they do the whole Green River?
Speaker 3:Chicago, I think Chicago, yeah, they do the whole River Green.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's a beautiful holiday, just fantastic, and I'm just really happy I'm here celebrating with you guys.
Speaker 4:I'm happy we're celebrating together, Chuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, together, chuck, yeah. Um, I want to know if there's a connection between um boston and ireland, because, like, why are they called the boston celtics? Do you think that was just out of luck or do you think that it was like a irish settling town?
Speaker 1:um, I don't know, but I could see it being an Irish settling town.
Speaker 4:I don't know, but speaking of Boston Celtics, shout out Drew Holiday.
Speaker 3:Drew Holiday. Drew Holiday is not Irish, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I don't know if he's Irish, but he is one of the best defenders in the NBA and one of my favorite basketball players.
Speaker 3:Got it NBA, yeah, but he's not Irish.
Speaker 1:Well, you never know, he might have some ancestors. Yeah, you never know.
Speaker 3:You never know these days. So I looked it up. It says Irish pubs are an important part of life. It says it's a bit of a stereotype that the Irish enjoy a drink or two, just like scotch in Scotland or wine in the Mediterranean. Irish whiskey and ales have a diverse history and a large following of very serious connoisseurs. Yet a drink is not just a drink. Instead, it can be represented as enduring man. That really makes me want to go visit an Irish pub. Yeah, I think Ireland would be super cool to visit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a roll, Dude. I've seen you can get an Airbnb at Castle.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can go, stay in a castle in Ireland.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to lie, I didn't really have any desire to go to Ireland, but then I watched the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia and they go to Ireland for, like I think, three or four episodes.
Speaker 2:That was your reason.
Speaker 4:Kind of Looks like a fun time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 4:Great show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when you get pissed you have to drink Frank's piss. I guess that's a great time.
Speaker 4:Maybe not that part. I don't want to drink Danny DeVito piss.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Danny DeVito piss.
Speaker 4:But shout out Danny DeVito.
Speaker 3:Shout out. Danny Turns out they have a lot of music and festivals in Ireland.
Speaker 4:See, that's what I would be about.
Speaker 3:Just the vibe.
Speaker 1:I want to know why there's so many castles in Ireland I don't know A lot of lords.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a lot of lords, A lot of kings and lords.
Speaker 3:Right, a lot of castles. No, I just thought about Lord Farquhar.
Speaker 4:Is Shrek.
Speaker 3:Irish.
Speaker 4:I think he is green, yeah, he is green, yeah, but he might be more like Scottish.
Speaker 1:I don't know, he does kind of wear a kilt thing, doesn't he? Yeah, he does.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but isn't a kilt more of a Scottish thing?
Speaker 1:I really couldn't tell you, alex, I think I think it's both.
Speaker 3:I think they're really similar.
Speaker 1:I think there's a both kind of thing. I don't know. All I know is bagpipes.
Speaker 4:I've always wanted to play one I think that is scottish yeah, that's definitely scottish yeah, I would like to hear a chuck bagpipe solo on rolling deep. I think chuck can play the bagpipes I heard. I heard Chuck can play any instrument.
Speaker 1:I bet you I could figure it out, but I bet you it wouldn't sound very great.
Speaker 3:Actually, I don't know how hard or easy bagpipes are to play.
Speaker 1:They're super hard, I guess, because you have to fill the bag and then you press the bag and you fill the bag and then you press the bag and you fill the bag and then you gotta like hold the thing.
Speaker 3:So it's like a really intense flute, kind of yeah, yeah, I, I, yeah, I. I heard that it was really hard and if you ever, if you ever watch somebody playing the bagpipes like, if you just like look at their face it oh it looks like they're they're trying, it Seems like there's a lot of airflow.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, you got to have good control of the lungs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got to have a really rocking lung.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I carried a piece of wood 10 feet today and I felt like I was out of breath, so I don't think I know how to play it. So maybe very short bagpipe solo from Chuck Very short, yeah, 10-second bagpipe Squirt.
Speaker 4:Squirt, squirt.
Speaker 3:You'd get a yeah, Chuck would get the bag half full and be like, yeah, that's good enough to make a sound, I think.
Speaker 1:I think that's pretty close, chuck would just press on the bag and call it a day. I'd get an air pump.
Speaker 4:There you go.
Speaker 2:Mattress.
Speaker 3:Bagpipes. Uh, all I remember about bagpipes is uh, uh, and I carly, uh, I think it's the. Doesn't the principal know how to play the bagpipe?
Speaker 4:yes, I know exactly where. Yeah, yeah, what a weird. Why do I remember that?
Speaker 3:yeah, like she does walk around the hall playing bagpipes, or it was like she played in I don't know something. Like she played it in her office and all the kids would hear, or there's something like that.
Speaker 1:Man, what a show I carly I just think like the coolest thing about bagpipes is like name another instrument that makes like such a distinct noise, like like, if you listen to a band or music or whatever and you hear like saxophone, can you tell, like if it's a tenor sax or an alto sax? Now, I guess if you played those you could tell. But like with bagpipes, everybody knows that that's a bag is a bagpipe maybe I was gonna.
Speaker 4:I was going to say xylophone maybe, but even then xylophone's a cool instrument.
Speaker 3:Xylophone. Yeah, I mean it is a cool instrument, but you're talking about the two sticks.
Speaker 4:Yeah, with the little balls at the end. Yeah, I mean yeah, I wouldn't compare them to like bagpipes, no, I mean, I feel like it's just a very distinct sound.
Speaker 1:I think the guy who invented the xylophone was like hey, this metal makes a noise. Let me make different sizes of them and see what happens.
Speaker 3:I think I think the most distinctive noise in a band is the guy with the big old discs on his hand. That goes.
Speaker 4:Oh, the cymbals, yeah, what about like?
Speaker 1:piano symbols. Yeah, okay, real question what instrument is a?
Speaker 4:piano. That's a string and no, not a string. It's, was that percussion?
Speaker 1:yep percussion yeah, because that yeah it has the things, the hammers that come down, hit the strings.
Speaker 3:Boom, yeah, boom that's just the biggest group of instruments I know so I threw it out there and what about?
Speaker 4:uh, hell yeah, would you say, violins pretty, pretty easy to recognize.
Speaker 3:Well yeah, violins also precaution.
Speaker 1:No, that's not true. Precaution is anything that's hitting something or something.
Speaker 4:Banjo. Do you think you can play the banjo?
Speaker 1:No, I can't play the guitar or the banjo. Tried to learn one time, and it didn't go well for me.
Speaker 4:Do you get frustrated?
Speaker 1:Uh yeah, it's more like my teacher frustrated me, which was my brother.
Speaker 4:Shout out Chuck's brother Terrible.
Speaker 3:I heard that getting whamped by a stingray is like some of the worst pain you could ever feel in your life. I would imagine.
Speaker 1:I don't know. My lady got nailed by a stingray in Virgin Islands.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she got nailed right in the ankle with a stingray.
Speaker 4:Did I know that?
Speaker 1:I don't know, but all I know is I told her to pee on it and she said no, we don't have to do that.
Speaker 4:I thought that was jellyfish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she said it was jellyfish and I was like, nah, you should probably pee on it just to be safe.
Speaker 3:You know you also, I think. Don't you piss on your feet if you have athlete's foot too.
Speaker 1:I think so I don't know. I piss on my feet every day in the shower.
Speaker 3:I think it's an Irish thing.
Speaker 4:No but okay, wait, pause, hold on, hold on. You piss on your feet every day in the shower.
Speaker 1:Well, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 4:Piss on the wall. Yeah, I mean pissing in the shower.
Speaker 1:That's like normal, whatever, but you don't have to piss on your feet. I don't aim for my feet, I I don't aim for my feet, I just don't aim. It just kind of comes out and honestly, it lands where my toes are Am.
Speaker 4:I wrong? Me personally, I think so.
Speaker 1:No, because either way you're getting pissed on your feet. When you piss in the shower, there's no stopping it, unless you've got a cup. Anyway, what kind of predators are in Ireland? Predators, irish predatorsish predators, irish predators? It's like uh, here's the top two sex offenders in your no, but like I just don't know what kind of like animals, Alex, let's guess. Guess first.
Speaker 4:Do you think they got bears? No, I feel like a mountain lion's probably you think, a mountain lion, I think it's like a goat with like teeth and they have a special name for it. It's an animal I've never heard of, maybe like a banshee. I think they got ghost in ireland.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what kind of mythical, mythical predators do they? They have big leprechauns, leprechauns, do they have bigfoot over there?
Speaker 2:they got it like an irish bigfoot.
Speaker 1:He's just all red red redhead.
Speaker 3:I think that americans are the only, uh, the only people that believe in Bigfoot.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 4:I can see it Well, no because in the Himalayas everyone talks about them having a Yeti Yeti, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the big Yeti, but that's still not Bigfoot.
Speaker 4:No, they're all the same culture. I was talking about Bigfoot specifically. It's like Bigfoot cousin. Yeah, it's like Bigfoot. No, they're all the same culture. I was talking about Bigfoot specifically. It's like Bigfoot cousin. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1:Bigfoot's. You know, the big Yeti is.
Speaker 3:Travis Kelsey, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, now here's a question. Wait, did you look up the predator of Ireland?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's this guy right here, the Pine Martin, if you want to look it up.
Speaker 1:What's a Pine?
Speaker 3:Martin Right here this guy, right here, the pine martin, if you want to look it up.
Speaker 1:What's a pine martin right here? That's a.
Speaker 3:That's their only predator no, it says I mean, besides that it's just a bunch of stuff that we also have in america oh it says uh, some of the main predators found in ireland include the pine martin, and it's considered one of the few remaining predators. The rest are the red fox, the peregrine falcon, uh, the barn owl and a mink.
Speaker 3:But uh, I mean we uh so they don't have any like big predators yeah, we, we got red foxes and peregrine falcons and barn owls and minks here. I'm not sure about the pine martin, but yeah, I don't know what that is. Yeah, it's got to be a.
Speaker 1:Like, even from the picture I don't know Like what would be a cousin to it, like a pine martin who came up with that name.
Speaker 2:Who's?
Speaker 3:like yeah, let let's call the pine martin. It says with no, with no large apex predators in ireland other than humans and dogs yeah, the people of ireland are like oh shit, the chihuahua is out they're like oh gosh, do you see that?
Speaker 1:bergen falcon yeah dude.
Speaker 3:Irish people are just like standing in the street in a face off with, like a corgi or something welcome.
Speaker 4:Safe from the bot. I heard the chocolate lab is out again, I think we no, not cut
Speaker 1:back on the Irish accent. We're all freaking.
Speaker 3:We're messing about bad there Respect to the Irish. If you guys are listening to this you got permission to just come and just rear back and just kick me right in the sack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm bringing green beer with you, though.
Speaker 2:We're both in teeth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can do whatever you want, as long as you got a couple green beers for me.
Speaker 4:I want to see that ancestry DNA before you kick me in the square, nuts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to look at that ancestry. Cheap butt.
Speaker 3:If you hit a rear bag and kick me in the sack. You, you better, you better.
Speaker 2:Have a long history in ireland, or I ain't taking it from you and you better be wearing a kiss me on my shirt I need to see obituaries, yeah you
Speaker 1:need to know how to step dance you gotta have a green beer and you gotta be holding the box of Lucky Charms. No, but I think that's crazy that they don't have any huge predators.
Speaker 2:Back to the predators thing.
Speaker 1:I'm still wowed out about that. So you're telling me, a sheep just has no predators, or a cow, or a fox?
Speaker 3:There are no snakes in Ireland.
Speaker 1:What that's gotta be cow. Yeah, st Patrick kicked them all out.
Speaker 3:I heard and only one species of reptile is native to the island, whoa.
Speaker 4:And what reptile is that? I would also like to know.
Speaker 1:Look that up. Brother Animals of Ireland. Here's a question, alex. If you had to pick between Ireland, like you had to go to Ireland, or like, let's say, italy, where would you go?
Speaker 4:depends. Am I going by myself or with friends? With friends, probably Ireland.
Speaker 1:I'm with it, I'm all about it. That's actually my top destination is ireland or scotland or both.
Speaker 4:I would actually like. I would like to go to scotland because they do like the scottish games over there. What are the scottish games like, their version of the olympics really?
Speaker 1:they play in the olympics oh, is it that like big old uh, where they take the huge logs and they toss them?
Speaker 3:yeah yeah I mean they, they do have their own thing. I think that's more scotland also, but I I do.
Speaker 4:I mean yeah, I'm sure I, I really know what I'm at, you know, like, yeah, like their version.
Speaker 3:They also play in the Olympics.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but I think they do their own thing like year-round, I'm sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 4:called.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 4:What is that thing called when they throw the log?
Speaker 1:That is super impressive. The log throw thing that's awesome Log toss, log toss.
Speaker 4:Who's got the biggest wood? Is it in Ireland or Scotland, or is it somewhere else got the biggest wood? Is it in ireland or scotland or is it somewhere else? I'm thinking where they do like the thing, or is it where? Is it where they? Uh, you, they have a log in the water and you're like on the log and like you're trying to like kind of keep the log roll.
Speaker 1:Yeah, log roll. I don't know where did that?
Speaker 4:originate from.
Speaker 1:I'd like to know that yeah, I don't know who was like hey, let's see who can run faster on this log and fall off because that is also super impressive.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and I would like to know don't they throw the stones too?
Speaker 1:isn't that an ireland thing over the thing?
Speaker 4:uh, it might be I don't know but that's pretty cool, pretty, pretty cool.
Speaker 1:I'm still on the predator thing. How could they not have anything big?
Speaker 4:I mean, I'm pretty sure that's just crazy. You would think that a fox would go after a sheep, right?
Speaker 1:No, no, foxes aren't big enough.
Speaker 4:What do foxes hunt?
Speaker 1:Like grouse and birds. We're not re-ready. What do foxes hunt? Like grouse and birds? Hmm, wasn't that re-ready?
Speaker 3:Yeah, something like that I don't know.
Speaker 1:I feel like you're more of an animal guy than I am.
Speaker 4:And not on foxes Easton's a big nature guy. Big nature guy, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's pretty neat, easton taught me. You want to find dry, dry wood. You find a bigger stump and cut it, and there's dry wood in the middle when it's falling bigger stump like, yeah, you, when it was falling over. You're like, yeah, if we cut into this, the outside wood's gonna be wet, but since it's been down for like two years, the in inside wood's gonna be dry.
Speaker 4:I do feel like Easton could be like the Bill Nye of nature.
Speaker 1:Mmm Bill Nye, the Easton guy. I mean Easton guy, the nature guy.
Speaker 4:Easton man, the woods dude who do?
Speaker 1:you think would survive the show alone the longest Ever watch that I think we talked about it at one point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we did talk about it. I'm not sure they can hear this on another episode.
Speaker 1:Yeah. What are you looking up over there?
Speaker 3:I'm trying to find the predator thing. Oh, not the predator thing, the reptile thing.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, well, waiting for that, that which predator would you not want to go up against, alex?
Speaker 4:any predator, any predator, the one you'd least want to go up against um, the first thing that comes to mind, because I saw a video about one a few days ago. Uh, a kangaroo, that's not a predator. I mean it would. I mean it would kick my ass and it would kick your ass.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I could kick a kangaroo You've never seen the fucking jacked kangaroos I don't care, I could fuck up a kangaroo. No shot, damn right, get me a samurai sword.
Speaker 4:You ever see the video of the kangaroo drowning the dog? They're jacked.
Speaker 1:They're so yoked, I know they're jacked. Yeah, they're so yoked, I know they're jacked. I think I could take one no way no, but you know what predator I'd be scared of? Um, uh, like a polar bear well, yeah do you know they hunt humans?
Speaker 4:yeah, they're the one of the only animals and known to follow humans for more than like 10 miles you have better chance surviving against a grizzly than a polar bear, damn right, and I mean even a grizzly. I mean, what are the chances you survive against a grizzly?
Speaker 1:a guy that worked up on the oil fields up in alaska with me. Well, he works with me now, but he worked up in the oil fields in alaska. He said that they have guards that stand there with rubber bullets and if they see a polar bear they shoot them with the rubber bullets because that keeps them away from being on site, because they can't really do anything against them other than give little deterrence away from them. But they'll let go and destroy machinery and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:They don't care, anyway, so that's that. The other thing that I wanted to get on, that is, I saw a theory the other day that, uh, theoretically, if mice were intelligent enough, they could take over the world. There's enough or no, it was ants, that's what it was. If ants were intelligent enough, they could take over the world, because it was like the number of ants on planet Earth outnumbers the people on planet Earth by like 10,000 to 1. Or not 10,000. I think it was like 100,000 to 1.
Speaker 1:So you think, like by yourself taking on 100,000 ants, like theoretically ants, like theoretically, theoretically, if a hundred thousand ants came at you all at once, what's a volume of a hundred thousand ants? I mean, you think about an ant's like what? Like a less than half an inch, I mean depending. I mean some of those ants, I mean they're probably an inch yeah probably big, big boys but big carpenter ant, you got the wing.
Speaker 3:Now there's all those what's?
Speaker 1:oh, talking about ants, I don't think I could beat 10 to 100,000 ants, but you know what's that? Uh, one thing they do with, like the bullet ants or whatever, where they make the kids wear the gloves to like. That's like their ceremony to become men. Do you think you could handle that?
Speaker 3:or even like red ants I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say no no, so it's like steve-o did it and, uh, someone else, but it's like.
Speaker 1:But it's like a whole they have a glove and they put like all these bullet ants, which is like I think they're bullet ants I can't remember the actual name, but it's like the most like painful ant bite in the world and it's like crazy painful. It feels like getting shot, like that's what some people say, but, um, it's like they put a whole glove of these ants and then they put the glove on and then they have to sit there for five minutes. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3:yeah, that is pretty wild. I would like to say I'm currently on my last uh beer, my my last, my last pint, if you will, for saint patrick's day, isn't? That what they call it in A pint of beer.
Speaker 1:A pint of beer.
Speaker 4:I'm also on my last one.
Speaker 3:Chuck, you look like with that beer. You just completed the challenge.
Speaker 1:No, I did not complete the challenge. Those two are from different times.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, so you're on your last one also.
Speaker 1:No, there's one more after that. You literally have seven, there's one more after that. You literally have seven. There's one more after that other one. No, there's not.
Speaker 3:Don't worry about it. I'm all for rolling deep, but I think the listeners are probably also getting pretty hammered at this point too.
Speaker 1:Damn right, we are, we're getting hammered together.
Speaker 3:Cheers we're rolling deep together.
Speaker 1:For the.
Speaker 3:Irish. I think we need to take it easy on their livers, you know.
Speaker 1:They can't keep up with me. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3:No, I'm just assuming that most of our listeners probably aren't Irish.
Speaker 1:I don't know, but a lot of green beer has been drinking tonight.
Speaker 3:Green beer has been drinking tonight Listen. Do you think blindly, do you think you could out-drink the average Irish person?
Speaker 1:Absolutely not. I think I don't know. I really don't Never been to Ireland so I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 3:I got to stand on business. I don't know necessarily myself what I could do against an average Irish person, but I got to stand on business here and say yes.
Speaker 4:I will hype you both up and say I do think you guys are in the top percentile of keeping up with the average Irish person. I don't know if you're beating them or not, but definitely keeping up. And it also, I feel like, depends on what you guys are drinking.
Speaker 1:Well, it kind of depends. Yeah, the drinks are the day really for me. Some days I just forget to eat.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's that yeah.
Speaker 1:But I really, really, I just I don't, I I think honestly, I think that uh, irish people probably just drink as much as a normal person I mean, I would think, yeah, I would think I would, I would think that there's gonna be heavy hitters in ireland.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean there's also gonna be people whoters in Ireland.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? Oh yeah, for sure. There's also going to be people who have four beers and are like Gonzo.
Speaker 4:You know Well all right, let's figure this out. So we'll say the average dude who on just a Saturday night goes out with some of his buddies We'll say he's somewhere between 27 to 32, goes out with his buddies to have some drinks and let's just assume he's just having beers. How many beers is he going to drink on a saturday night? Just like nothing, like too crazy, but just hanging out with his friends? Probably at least somewhere in the three to four range, right?
Speaker 4:yeah, yeah, that's, that's pretty good call do you think that's what the average ireland person's doing?
Speaker 1:yeah, I'd say that I think that the average um ireland person's doing. Yeah, I'd say that I think that the average um ireland person is probably compared to the average person, I don't think there's like, I don't think they drink, probably like more or less than like american people. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4:that's fair. That's a fair.
Speaker 1:Take my my stand, my stand on uh drinking is that everybody thinks that they're the best at it yeah, I could see there's a lot of people who think that like, oh, I can drink like all night, whatever, and then 10 minutes later you see them in the you know the bathroom.
Speaker 4:They have two mixed drinks and a shot of fireball, and then they're done for the night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they're, you know, sitting in the corner talking to some random person you never met in your life.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and, and you know, us included. I mean I feel like I can have a couple beers and be okay, but I just stand on business because it's me, but also, at the end of the day, any given day, someone out there could do it. I mean, I'm not really arguing that I'm the the best yeah, I'm not arguing that I'm the best drinker to ever walk the planet of earth, like I just know that I get, I can handle it I just think.
Speaker 1:I think I'm like an average drinker. I wouldn't say I'm like really good drinker either I mean.
Speaker 3:However, I I do think that we're probably in the top 50, considering we started a podcast just to uh drink and talk to each other yeah, I'm only on four beers no, you aren't. You're literally finishing your sixth beer right now yeah, yeah, something like that and I think everyone has their days.
Speaker 4:You know, there's some days where you know you have three beers and you're a little bit more buzz than other days, and but some days you can have six and you're like, holy fuck, I don't really feel anything you ever have those nights where you get like literally you just have like a drink after drink, after drink after drink and you're just like vibing out and you're like at that good level.
Speaker 1:It's like where you like peak, but you stay there like you stay at your peak for like a long time and it just like it's like you never hit that point where you're like too drunk yeah where you're like stumbling or you're like can't even you know, take, you know you can't remember anything the next morning.
Speaker 1:It's't even you know, take, you know you can't remember anything the next morning. It's like, but you hit that peak and you just kind of stay there and then you go to bed and you sleep great, wake up in the morning you're not very hungover, maybe a little bit, but not very. It's like those times.
Speaker 4:Those are miracle drinking times I will say, uh, after knowing myself a little bit better, I kind of know when I'm in that like good middle point of like, or I'm about to be drunk, but I'm still buzzing. It's when I go to the bathroom and I go take a piss and I'm washing my hands and I kind of look up at the mirror and I kind of give myself that smile and it's like oh yeah, this is gonna be a good night you ever talk to yourself in the mirror when you're really hammered?
Speaker 1:uh no, there was one time I remember I was like super hammered and I needed to kind of be sober. I looked and looked in the mirror and I was like, hey, motherfucker, you better sober up right now. And it didn't work. I was throwing up 20 minutes later.
Speaker 3:Wow yeah, that that is, yeah, we're yeah, rocking and rolling. Usually about the time that I start like feeling it is however many beers it takes till, my piss turns clear yeah, that's another good sign like you know, you know you.
Speaker 3:Finally, you have a couple beers, you crack the seal and still, you know, like semi, you know, whatever, go have a few more beers. You know however long it takes for that second, third, you know twinkle to come out. Then it's like, oh shit, that's clear. And it's like oh shit, that's clear. And then I'm like, damn, that's clear, wow, that's clear. And then I do the whole mirror look and then I'm like yep, yep that, yep that we're rocking now, we're rolling deep, we're rocking now we're rolling deep, I think.
Speaker 1:for me, my biggest sign is when I go to the bathroom in 20 minutes of the last time I went to the bathroom. If it's less than 20, minutes.
Speaker 3:I know for a fact that I'm pretty much toasted and I should probably slow down on my drinks.
Speaker 4:Yeah, slowing down is a good habit to have, yeah, but I think everyone should be drinking responsibly and, no matter what, always have a DD.
Speaker 1:Always have a DD, especially on the St Today, the St Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's a night. If you plan on drinking, please have a DD. Drink responsibly. Yeah, Be careful.
Speaker 3:and have a good time tonight. If you plan on drinking, please have a dd. Drink responsibly. Yeah, be careful and have have a good time tonight, you guys. And remember after a few beers, you too can roll deep yeah, rolling deep, silly old fool.
Speaker 2:Still, you cannot see. That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day. I've travelled a hundred miles or more, but a baby boy with his whiskers on sure, I never saw before.
