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Ep. 4: Bracket Madness
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Inspired by March Madness, we've created our own tournament—Life Madness—pitting 64 of life's greatest pleasures against each other in a bracket-style competition that reveals what truly matters most.
Episode Introduction and Rolling Hot
Speaker 1I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now . I don't know what time it is , but I'm rolling deep .
Speaker 2Welcome back to Rolling Deep Podcast . This is Chuck , I'm Easton and I'm Alex deep podcast .
Speaker 1This is chuck , I'm easton and I'm alex , and uh , we're gonna start this off with our rolling hot thing .
Speaker 3Rolling hot chuck rolled a two , a nice two banger . I'm not sure if you heard his roll before the end of the sound . He rolled the two and then tried to correct himself and roll at the end of the sound .
Speaker 2Still got a two that's gotta be in our deuces today rolling hot history , yeah all right , let's roll a one , one banger .
Speaker 3Yeah , I'm beating charles out here six . He's gonna roll it man yeah , he's gonna carry the team here ready four , four , four banger .
Speaker 2All right , let's get her , let's get her cracking crack pretty happy , I rolled the two , not gonna lie . Yeah got a long drive , long drive , yeah , long drive . Yep . Work wants me going across the state of oregon , yep yep , that's uh , that's great yeah um . So I was uh working in um stevenson washington and I went to this bar . Fun fact guess who lives in stevenson washington ? Who lives in stevenson washington fabio , fabio , fabio . Okay , do you know who fabio is ?
Speaker 2the name sounds familiar yeah , he's like on those romance novels yeah , long hair yeah okay , I was vibing out in this bar and then this older gentleman walks in with long hair , didn't know who he was , and some lady was like you're fabio . I was like , huh , who's fabio ? And then so she took a picture with him . I was like , hey , who's fabio ? And he goes , I'm fabio . I was like , yeah , who is that ? And he goes you're too young . I said , oh okay , and then I kind of like didn't even care , like I was just drinking whatever , and I called my boss , told him about he goes , fabio . You met fabio and I was like , well , I didn't really meet him , I just kind of like seen him and I said like something to him he goes , you should have got a picture with him . And I was like I don't know , he's probably just some homeless guy , you know he's drunk and pretending to be fabio . And then he goes . No , he actually lives out there and I looked it up and he does .
Speaker 3Yeah and he was nice yeah , I'm assuming , oh well was he hot yeah yeah a lot of a lot of a lot of porn books wrote about that guy yeah well he's the cover boy , poster boy for that shit yeah , he's a poster boy for porn reads .
Speaker 2Yeah , porn reads .
Speaker 3Yeah , I think that all books that females read have just a little bit of porn in them .
Speaker 2Yeah , I think that's weird about that , because I read one the other day .
Speaker 4You read one , no I read part of one .
Speaker 2The lady was reading and you went really in-depth and I was like man , if I said any of those to you , you'd be like nope , we're not doing it tonight , but for some reason you read this book where the guy's like , yeah , and I'm going to choke you out , baby .
Speaker 3He's like I slid my index finger slightly down your thigh as you gasped for air . It's like what in the hell is this guy talking ?
Speaker 2god , nothing like an index finger on the thigh .
Speaker 3That absolutely is rolling like I caressed your left ear with my pinky as you started screaming for joy .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's like holy , like this is intense . I put my tongue in your ear hole and it made you oh man .
Speaker 4So I think , uh , we got some good shit going on today , boys . We got a lot of sports talk in the world .
Speaker 2Yeah , we got a little bit of march madness going on right now yeah , whole life's madness really yeah , go tennessee t Tennessee , charles , because you're the only 10 I see . Wow .
Speaker 4Talking about those books got Charles fired up .
Speaker 2Got me all fired
Meeting Fabio in Stevenson
Speaker 2up running to go .
Speaker 3Yeah , no .
Speaker 2Not everyone won it all .
Speaker 3Tennessee's not winning it all . They are not winning it all .
Speaker 2No , I got Houston , houston . Yeah , what's that ? One school that was doing pretty good . Is that like a small school ? No , a smaller school .
Speaker 3I don't know . I do have to give a shout-out , though , to McNeese State . Mcneese State , mcneesey State I call it McNeesey State , I'm not sure how it's pronounced , but they were I'm pretty sure they were 12 seed and they beat . Uh , who'd they beat in the first round ? Charles , uh , clemson , yeah , clemson . I , uh , I did not have mcneese state winning , but I almost did because fun fact there is a ? Uh , one of my good friends from our hometown coaches for McNeese State or is a part of their coaching staff down in there in Louisiana , the Bayou . She helps out with the girls basketball team , but it's still kind of cool just to like know that she's down there and like , obviously I don't know her involvement in the boys' basketball team Probably not much and or at all , but it's still kind of cool .
Speaker 4She's down there in the organization .
Speaker 3That was a huge win that nobody really expected , but it was cool . Cool to see .
Speaker 2That's why they call it madness though I've seen this video of this kid rolling out of the speaker . Yeah , that was McNeese , really .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , he's Aura .
Speaker 4Aura Got the Aura .
Speaker 3Plus a thousand Aura . Yeah , that's his . Aura .
Speaker 2they say that's probably plus ten million Aura Ten million Aura .
Speaker 4That's a lot , plus 10 million aura .
Speaker 110 million aura , that's a lot of aura .
Speaker 2I mean his aura . He is aura .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's who he is and how's your bracket for March Madness ? Looking Easton , it's doing all right . I think I'm in the top 50% . I think . Okay , okay , I have the 24 million , which means that I'm , like 11 millionth ranked .
Speaker 1So I'm in the top 50% .
Speaker 3I don't think I'm going to come close to the Warren Buffett prize money anytime soon .
Speaker 2Yeah , I stopped watching my bracket after the first set of games . Yeah , I gave up .
Speaker 3I was like nope I was part of like I think it was like the 64 percent of brackets that had louisville winning the first game that then lost . So really , my perfect bracket hopes uh , ended on the very first game but uh , well , try again next year yeah , try again next year . I do think there's still . I do think there's still . I think I seen this morning there's still like 304 perfect brackets 304? . Yeah , and they're just starting Round of 32 this morning .
Speaker 4Is this the year someone fills out the perfect bracket ?
Speaker 3No , you don't think .
Speaker 2No , nope , cause Purdue's gonna win it all . Purdue's not winning it all , charles Yep , purdue's coming for it . No , mark my words ?
Speaker 3No , they aren't , but Really , it's just a time when everything's chaos . Like basketball is , you know , the center of the madness , but even if you're not , uh , watching it , paying attention , it just seems like this is the time of year that everything starts ramping up and getting a little bit more madness going on .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , works when real hectic for me yeah , I get the change in the weather , no , and uh , people start doing more things and getting around . It's just kind of like it's like the in between between , like winter , summer and getting around . It's just kind of like it's like the in between between , like winter , summer . And yeah , and that's what I was thinking about the other day , even with the whole march madness thing , is that like really , if you pay attention to march madness , it really is like crazy , like like it really is . They hit the nail on the head when they called it madness because , like there's nothing like it and mike , oh for all the games are close .
Speaker 2It doesn't really matter what cdr , they're pretty damn close yeah , I mean they're pretty close .
Speaker 3You know give or take a few . But like the nba doesn't replicate anything like madness , like at all , like that's so many teams plan to win a championship , like I'll say that I've watched more march madnesses in my life than I have ever .
Speaker 4Nba finals yeah , that's kind of fair .
Speaker 2I I've always enjoyed a good like game seven , though in the nba or yeah , whether it's a conference championship or , uh , the finals yeah , I mean you like watch , like the last game , where you know what if the one team wins or whatever , or you watch a close one , but it's like you kind of just turn it on .
Speaker 2You know what I mean . It's not like a oh man , I gotta watch this game . I know for some people that are real big basketball fans they're gonna be like no , no , that's really big , but it's like , but on a scale of things , I feel like the march madness is way higher I think everyone loves some march madness yeah I got a question for you , but I seen this the other day and I thought I thought it was pretty interesting .
Speaker 3I never really thought about it before , but what's uh ? What's your top five sports days of the year ?
Speaker 2top five sports days of the year . Top five sports days of the year .
Speaker 3Yeah , like A day , yeah like the day in the year that something happened Like you could say , you know , like Super Bowl Sunday yeah , you could say opening day of March . Madness Opening day of MLB , yeah like you could .
Speaker 2I think my top five I don't know the ones that I really got to watch is , well , march , madness , uh . The super bowl , um like , uh , what's the ? The golf one , that's really big , where they get the green jacket . The masters , yeah or no ?
Speaker 3yeah , I don't know , I don't know , if it's the master I don't know , it's a green jacket , but yeah , I think it's the masters they get a green jacket .
Speaker 2I like watching that one , but that's like the three . I don't really have five you don't have five .
Speaker 4I I have a weird one and I don't know how you would categorize it , but I like if they're on .
Speaker 4I like that one like kind of weird like time period where NBA and NFL is going on on like a good Sunday , so like in the morning I like watching NFL and then towards like the afternoon , when it gets later at night , like watching me some NBA . I just have a huge parlay . That's awesome . But I was also going to say , uh , day one of the nfl draft . For the most part , most draft classes are , yeah , pretty exciting to watch . I'm looking forward to this year's .
Speaker 4I think this year's nfl draft is going to be pretty crazy . So what's , what's your top five ? Then I'd say number one I I think give me Super Bowl . Yeah , because I try to do something for Super Bowl , whether it be have a party or go somewhere . I think Super Bowl might be my favorite day in sports . Then after that I'm kind of biased towards the NFL . Then probably give me the draft . What else ? What else ? Gosh , I can't like think of anything else . Any , I mean maybe anytime a uh series goes into game seven and then ba , whether it be eastern or western conference or the finals oh , I think the finals for table tennis .
Speaker 3That's another one gee buzz , yeah , yeah , well um what's your top five ? My top five is , uh , I mean pretty similar . I mean probably number one is the super bowl . Um , that's just my jam . I like football and it's the biggest , biggest uh game on game on the stage , biggest stage , biggest game . Second one has probably got to be the MLB World Series , the championship . I guess that's not really a day , but I guess it would be like the final game .
Speaker 3If I had to pick a day , whatever day the final game was on . So I mean that's kind of tough to know , but I guess if it went to like a seven game game seven , it would be the day of the game seven . But um , really the MLB World Series as a whole is just super fun to watch . I get pretty excited about it . I would say my next one would probably be gosh , what would it be ? I think it would probably be the 100-200 final in the Olympics that's , that's a crazy , crazy day to watch .
Speaker 3That's what chuck was saying yeah , um , that's probably my number three . Uh , number four would probably be march madness , like opening day of march Madness , round of 64 , my third one or my fifth one ? My fifth is probably going to be gosh . It's tough . There's a lot that I want to put in my fifth , but I think my fifth has probably got to
March Madness Discussion
Speaker 3be and this is going to kind of be weird because I haven't really mentioned the NBA at all , but it's getting a little bit harder to watch now , just because I don't really know what's been happening but NBA All-Star Weekend , the Dunkin' Three-Point Contest that was always super fun to watch happening , but like nba all-star , weekend the dunk and yeah the dunk and three-point contest , yeah like that was always like super fun to watch .
Speaker 3Like I always never really paid attention to the all-star game or any of the rest of the all-star shenanigans but I always made sure , like I always like , recorded the three-point slam dunk contest shout out mac mcclung yeah , but um , I mean honorable mentions . Is you know , the college football championship ? Oh yeah , and or the playoffs , but mainly the championship .
Speaker 4What about ? Are you a fan of the Pro Bowl ?
Speaker 3The Pro Bowl games are kind of fun to watch . I would say that they're less . I watch clips I never record it , yeah and or like look on the tv but uh , the combine is a good honorable mention .
Speaker 4I like watching , like all the combine events um it is kind of fun to see like all your favorite like nfl players together , like messing around though and just like having a good time . Yeah , yeah , so that is kind of the cool thing . But yeah , you kind of know , all right , it's not serious , it's just kind of like a fun day .
Speaker 2I've never watched a draft in my life . I'm going to be honest with you .
Speaker 1It's just so awesome when .
Speaker 2Mike's oh yeah , I did watch that . Yeah , yeah , yeah , it's just really hard for me because I'm like I really don't care where these people are going .
Speaker 4I just got an oration of Gentigos this year . But you like college football , charles .
Speaker 2I do like college football . I like the NFL too . At the end of the day it's like I'd rather watch , I don't know , like some ABC , you know .
Speaker 3PBS .
Speaker 2PBS Arthur maybe a little . What's the holiday ?
Speaker 4one hallmark channel no , I was talking about hallmark .
Speaker 2Oh , sorry , the phone's gone they ?
Speaker 3uh , I was always confused because I thought the hallmark was only christmas movies and then I realized it was just like year round and then it just played like movies from the 80s .
Speaker 2Well , yeah , and they also most of the Hallmark movies all have the same premise . I mean , some lady goes into some old small town and then she gets snowed in , or a car breaks down and the mechanic has to fix it , or she has to wait for the snow to melt .
Speaker 3Did I have beef with you for liking Gremlins ?
Speaker 2Whoa , she has to wait for the snow to melt , did I have ?
Speaker 4beef with you for liking gremlins . Whoa , whoa why . You know how we feel about the 80s . I love grim and grim gremlins is like top tier movie . It's all right , it was . I'm more mad about that night , why ? Just because we were for the listeners . There was a night where us three were all hanging out it was probably what year or so ago , yeah , and we were like trying to watch a christmas movie and there was more people there and we were voting . Yeah , and easton and I we were going through all the streaming services and we should have won the vote . I don't know how we did it , because I just clicked gremlins yeah but we , we all agreed all right , let's vote .
Speaker 4Easton and I voted on like a scooby-doo holiday special . And then you're like gremlins , and then easton and I were just pissed off about it , so we just started because I actually like I don't mind gremlins , but easton and I just started shitting on it . Hey , you're like oh , the 80s , yeah , god , this is so 80s , god yeah we can't mogpie or whatever that guy's name .
Speaker 2We can't shit on him , oh Magwide .
Speaker 4I know , I know who you're talking about . Well , in that movie I never noticed they let like a 15-year-old girl work at a bar and get like harassed by like middle-aged men .
Speaker 2She wasn't actually 15 , though .
Speaker 4She was in high school . It's a movie . Yeah , she was in high school , it's a movie . No , I get it Still . It was just like God the 80s right , where you can harass high school students at a bar , and that's why I didn't like it . I decided I don't like Gremlins anymore . Why ? Because I don't stand for that .
Speaker 2That's my favorite part .
Speaker 3Stand on business Stand on business .
Speaker 2I like the part where she says she burned her father alive in the chimney .
Speaker 4Jesus , she's like , yeah , we started a fire and then he started smelling weird and then a skeleton in a Santa Claus suit fell from the chimney on Christmas day and then they ripped his mask off and it was Mr Winkle that's what we should have been hearing from Scooby-Doo .
Speaker 1Scooby-Dooby-Doo .
Speaker 2We already talked about who we'd be right .
Speaker 4In Scooby-Doo . Yeah , I don't think . Yeah , you'd be Velma . Why am I Velma ?
Speaker 3Didn't you say that Scooby-Doo is based off of , like a drug ring ? Oh yeah like , uh like a drug ring , oh yeah I saw .
Speaker 4I saw like a weird theory on like reddit or something , and it talked about how scooby-doo was like , based off some like criminals from like the great depression , or has something to do with that , I don't know .
Speaker 2We'll have to bring it up another time five kids rolled around in a van and sold drugs well , maybe , I don't know lsd and then they all tripped out and then they started unmasking people . But they didn't actually have masks , they just ripped off their faces , jesus I can see that .
Speaker 4I just I think the whole premise of scooby-doo as I get older like I , it's my favorite like cartoon ever . But I do think it's kind of weird . They just like all hang out , they're like , oh , let's go to the beach this weekend . But they always encounter like a ghost or a monster that's because shaggy's microdosing everyone .
Speaker 3They're just high all the time I just want to know , like is there , is there any ? Is there any uh deeper thought behind cartoons like that ? Because there's a lot of cartoons that you grow older and people have conspiracies about . That were like sexual cartoons .
Speaker 4Oh , like the adult innuendos and stuff . Yeah , was there anything to that ?
Speaker 2The chick from Danny Phantom .
Speaker 4The chick from Danny Phantom . The chick from Danny .
Speaker 2Phantom , I don't know . There was one episode where there was this chick and she was smoking back in the day .
Speaker 3Or Kim Possible .
Speaker 2Or Kim Possible .
Speaker 4I mean , all kid shows have a little . I think the whole point of kid shows was like oh , like you can kind of watch them with your parents and like hang out . So they like threw in like little innuendos for like the parents to kind of like chuckle out , but like fairly odd parents man , fairly odd parents was low-key , like darker than I think you realize , because timmy's parents like neglected them and then I know , but that's like a lot of shows .
Speaker 3It's like super weird , like even phineas and ferb . It's not like a doom and gloom show , but it's literally all based around their parents , just like leaving them every day to do something else ?
Speaker 2they're never .
Speaker 4It's not like they're going to work , they're like at the mall or they're at the grocery store for six hours , for some reason they're like doing some random thing it did kind of put as a kid like you , I mean , obviously you never want infinities and prep to get in trouble .
Speaker 2But you're watching it and you're like you're telling me you really don't see the 800 foot roller coaster that your two sons built in your backyard , from a block away my thing is , I don't know how their yard gets bigger , but like some episodes , it's like they're in this little ass yard in the beginning and then all , and then like they're like there's a beach in their backyard I'm like what it's like what you doing what you doing .
Speaker 4It's like oh , furb , furb couldn't tie his shoes , so we decided to make a shoe factory .
Speaker 3How did they afford all that ? All I know is I always try to do that . There was just one time , me and my .
Speaker 3It's just like weird how your mind works when you're little Because , like , my parents would always have a garage sale every year with like my mom's cousin , which I guess know is my cousin , but we would have like a garage sale every summer and I would always be bored . I was like super little , I mean not really bored , but obviously you're just like at a garage sale , and so me and my cousins would just kind of , I mean , there's only so much that you could do when , like the garage and the driveway and like everything's like all full of stuff , yeah , like full of stuff , like there's not really so me and my cousin would just like try to build a rocket ship .
Speaker 3and I'm telling you like we were dead set , like I remember this time in my life that , like I genuinely thought we were going to figure it out . Well , because , like why can't I but like when you're small , it's just like you know , or younger like you can do anything . Yeah , like you , like we , we have like a two by four and a couple of rocks and a sheet of plywood and we're like , yeah , we're making it to the moon tomorrow .
Speaker 1Yeah , Like no doubt about it .
Speaker 2Well , my brother um one time convinced me that , uh , that , uh , I had a super strength and uh , I couldn't be hurt . And then he socked me right in the chest . Oh my .
Speaker 4God and .
Speaker 2I took it because I had super strength .
Speaker 4Yet again shout out Chuck's brother , what a man , what a man .
Speaker 2But I was just like at the time . I was like , yeah , no , I didn't feel anything . But now that I'm thinking back about it I'm like that was like a pretty dirty move . Oh yeah , I mean it wasn't bad . I mean he convinced me on super strength .
Speaker 4When I was a kid I remember watching like the old Batman cartoons , and the villain , the penguin , always had an umbrella and he would like jump off buildings and like soar away with his umbrella . So I remember grabbing umbrellas and jumping off my couch trying to like glide .
Speaker 2Yeah , I've also tried that , never worked .
Speaker 3Good thing you never did that off your roof .
Speaker 4Yeah , kind of accessed the roof .
Speaker 2Alex sneaks out in the middle of the night , like woohoo Dies , smack , smack , splat .
Speaker 3Yeah , there's a song about that actually .
Speaker 2What .
Speaker 3About that type of thing .
Speaker 2What kid with an umbrella ?
Speaker 3I mean kind of .
Speaker 4Umbrella by Jay-Z and Rihanna . No , it's called the Cape .
Speaker 2Under my umbrella . It's really cool . Maybe I'll give you guys a listen during our time off . Time off Off time .
Speaker 3Just kidding . We never get time off , off never .
Speaker 2we're always rolling deep always rolling deep , 24 8 24 8 always rolling deep , every day yeah , no matter if you're asleep .
Speaker 4Okay , what does ?
Speaker 324 7 mean 24 hours a day , seven days a week oh , that's why , like some people , if you wanted to add on it , they'd say 24 7 365 , that would be 24 hours , seven days a week , 365 , constantly well , that's why mine's 24 8 because I drank so much , I gotta set an extra day , yeah that's tough .
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Top Five Sports Days of the Year
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Speaker 3Yeah , we even started intermission , but , um , I thought we could uh , do a little more bracket action , like we did in the St Patrick's Day episode . Yeah , march Madness . Yeah in the spirit of March Madness , we do a little bit more madness , bracket action , in case people haven't got enough of it .
Speaker 2I like that . I like that .
Speaker 3Yeah , more bracket , bracket , good old bracket , love old bracket , love a bracket I love winners yeah , what do we ? Got on this bracket for today . Okay , so I found this . Uh , I found this a couple days ago and , uh , the theme of it is , uh , life madness , oh I like it . So , instead of march , madness it's . It's just in general .
Speaker 2Life Madness , life Madness .
Speaker 3Yeah , so it's theoretically give or take a few . I think they did a pretty good well ranking everything , but supposedly the 64 things that give or take make up like a good moment in your life , I guess let's do it okay . So , number one seed june verse .
Speaker 4number 16 seed metal straws I think that's an easy give me june like what's the most infuriating . No . What do you like more ? What do I like more June ?
Speaker 2I hate metal straws .
Speaker 3I actually really enjoy a metal straw , but the month of June is just great . So I think number one , june , is a pretty handily winning .
Speaker 2Are you talking about like metal straws that people carry around with them , or just like a metal straw ? It's like a metal straw that you use to drink something . Well , I mean like I'll use a metal straw , but like sometimes those are people that like roll them out and they're like hey look at my metal straw and then they like talk about their straws . It's too much conversation about straws yeah , I don't know .
Speaker 4Well , I mean you already picked june , so two versus ?
Speaker 3well , I mean , no , I was picking june too , but um so the next , the next uh is number eight , lynn sanity , versus number nine blackout wednesday it's like where you do lint rolling no , I know what it is .
Speaker 3I'm not . I'm not well versed on it . I thought alex would know , but I'll give you my uh , my chopped up . Take it's . Uh , jeremy lynn . He used to play in the nba and uh , I mean when he would go off . He would . I , as far as I know , when he would like go off . That was just called lynn sanity or that was just his nickname because he was good for a period of time . I don't know . I'm going Blackout Wednesday . I don't think I've ever .
Speaker 4Yeah , no , you're right .
Speaker 3Yeah , okay , that's my take on Lynn Sanity and I'm not a big NBA fan and like to be in with so I'm also going to take a Blackout Wednesday . Alex , you already took Blackout Wednesday , right , yeah , perfect , alex , you already took black on wednesday , right , yeah , perfect , um , so next on on uh , the life madness list is a number 5 , 20 plus points from your fantasy kicker , or number 12 , a goldfish I love my fish cowboy , but but 20 points for her 20 points kicker .
Speaker 2Sorry for interrupting .
Speaker 4What Chuck said Dude 20 plus is insane .
Speaker 3It's like you never expect it , but it pretty much makes and breaks your fantasy week . Plus you get 20 points from your kicker . You're not losing . I don't care what the ? Rest of your team did that week like an extra , arguably . That's say you get 20 points out of your kicker . That's an extra , like 14 points tacked on that like their kicker didn't score , you know .
Speaker 4So it's like a kicker for fantasy usually averages what ? Eight , nine , eight , nine points , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah . But I don't like goldfish , so I don't like fish in general . What am I supposed to do ? Look at it .
Speaker 4I like my fish .
Speaker 2Yeah , but what do you do with them ? I ?
Speaker 4just hang out do you take them on swims with you I look at them sometimes , I put on tv for them when I leave for long periods of time well , that's good , you're a good fish owner . Thank you all right well a lot of espn a lot of espn .
Speaker 2He's well versed next .
Speaker 3Next up , we got uh number four losing your virgin , or number 13 , tomato Town . For those of you that don't know what Tomato Town is , it is a location in the OG Fortnite map .
Speaker 2That's a hard one .
Speaker 4Give me Losing your Virginity . Tomato Town med .
Speaker 3I will have to say I'm going to probably have to go with L , your virginity , but um , mostly because I I didn't really play fortnight in there , so literally the only time I really even , uh , landed in tomato town was like just when they came out with the og fortnight release , so I never really played when they actually had it .
Speaker 2Next up on the list is number six , key and peel , or number 11 tick tock on the toilet oh , tick tock on the toilet it's like my favorite part of my day is like when I wake up and go take my morning shit and then watch like 20 minutes of tick tock and then I'm late for work .
Speaker 3Yeah I , uh , I gotta pick the upset here . Number 11 , tiktok on the toilet's gotta gotta be above kee , and kee and peel is hilarious though yeah , they are hilarious you could watch kee and peel on tiktok on the toilet .
Speaker 4Yeah , you want .
Speaker 2You want an hour to go by , quick tiktok on the toilet yeah , time flies when you're tiktoking on the toilet exactly , yeah , uh , I think I have hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long flies when you're tick tocking on the toilet exactly .
Speaker 2Yeah , uh , I think I have hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long , from tick tock yeah well , anyway , our next matchup is number three , mom's cooking , or , uh , number 14 , kahoot oh gosh , that's hard . Not really , though , because , like anytime you know , moms make food , it's delicious . But also kahoot was kind of a hoot .
Speaker 4It was a hoot .
Speaker 2Give me mom's cooking for me I'm gonna have to go with mom's cooking yeah , and taking mom's cooking for sure .
Speaker 3Kahoot was fun , like the names and stuff . But oh yeah , oh yeah , mom's cooking for sure . Okay , next up on the list we got a prime pokemon go . That's number seven . First number 10 sending a risky text and getting a risky response sending a risky text and getting a risky response .
Speaker 4Pokemon go was like pretty cool when it came out and everything , but I didn't do too much of it . Every once in a while I would try , but the risky text , risky response , that's a classic .
Speaker 2Can't beat it , you can't and then it just like your whole overjoyedness of it . You know , yeah , it's like you finished . You know you got it , it's like your first , it's like you won the race . You know , no , I'm saying it's like a , like a , like you won the championship . You know , it's like you , you're sweating over this text and then you get something back oh , whoa , okay you know , like , you know , finishing first , you know that's what I meant I got it .
Speaker 3I got it .
Speaker 1Chuck's well versed in that um okay next up on the next up on the life on this bracket .
Speaker 2We have number two waking up and it's not the morning versus 15 palm trees 15 palm tree , oh , or just palm trees in general , yeah ranked number 15 palm trees I love me some palm trees yeah , I'm going with palm trees because , honestly , I get anxiety when I wake up and it's not morning , I think you're missing it , though I was telling alex I this is like not even close to me .
Speaker 3It's waking up and it's not morning because , like , have you ever went to sleep , like you got work the next day , like whatever ? Wake up thinking it's like time for you to get up oh , and then you realize it's like 1 30 in the morning and you're like holy crap , I didn't still sleep for freaking like like I thought that's what we're talking about then , yeah , I'm going that one . That's what I took it as yeah like you wake up thinking like oh my gosh my alarms .
Speaker 2But and then you like look at your phone or something and it's like 12 45 and I had that I had that happen the other day , where I went to sleep and I woke up and I was like fully awake , like I felt well rested , I was like oh gosh , it's got to be close to the time . So I look at my phone it was like 11 and I went to bed at like .
Speaker 3I think it was like nine and I was like , oh my god I just don't have to get up till like six you're like , like I , I think that's underrated , like it's , it's , that's . That might be my one of my favorite things ever . Like , when I seen this list and I saw that it was on there , I was like Holy crap , that happens to other people . It's pretty awesome , all right , so , uh , this would be the round of 32 in the Midwest region , the one that we just ran over , Unless you guys want to keep going with the round of 62 and just do it .
Speaker 3Yeah we'll just do it . Okay , that's fine . Fine by me . So next up we got a full squad Fortnite win . That's ranked number one in the West region , or paying taxes .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , full squad yeah .
Speaker 3I mean even for our listeners that don't necessarily know what Fortnite is . I'm thinking they're standing with us .
Speaker 2I think taxes take bottom of the list um , I mean there's no , I mean come on that's a no-brainer , I mean , unless you know you're getting like a fat tax return , I guess yeah , I mean I guess , but it's , it's fort says you know what I mean .
Speaker 3It says paying taxes , that that doesn't even mean tax season .
Speaker 2That means you get your check and seeing that there was so much , taken out of it .
Speaker 3Yes , I think that goes without saying . So now we got eighth ranked history class versus ninth ranked lightning mcqueen that's hard because I've done a lot to lightning mcqueen you've done a lot to light .
Speaker 4What do you mean ? Well , you know , you just throw on cars oh , I'm voting for lightning mcqueen yeah I am too , but wow , hot , hot takes from chuck here in our previous episode .
Speaker 3You see that none of us really cared to pay attention . History class to begin with . I think it's lightning mcqueen .
Speaker 4Yeah , okay didn't know where lewis and clark uh sailed , but do you know who won the 2006 Piston Cup ?
Speaker 2That is true . He did what in his cup .
Speaker 3Mater . Oh yeah , they were like talking about . Hudson winning the Piston Cup . He did what in his cup oh .
Speaker 4God , I need to rewatch that movie . That movie kicks ass .
Speaker 3All right . So next up on the bracket we got number five day drinking against number 12 , swimming pools .
Speaker 2Day drinking . Now , if you can day drink with a swimming pool , that's even better . Yeah .
Speaker 4When I hear day drinking , I just think of like camping .
Speaker 2So yeah , when , when I hear day drinking , I just think of like camping . So but if you pick a swimming pool , is that considered you can ?
Speaker 1drink by the swimming pool ?
Speaker 2I don't know , I think it just says swimming , yeah , so just swimming pools in general day drinking yeah , I'm still going day drinking day , drinking for sure , it's so nice when you can get tuned up and like breakfast and then you can take a nap and then you know wake up hang out with your best buds , listen to some good music .
Speaker 4Yeah , play some cornhole maybe .
Speaker 3Maybe some beard arts yeah , that's yeah day drinking for sure . Next up we got number four , a post gym chipotle . Like eating . I'm just gonna take it as eating at Chipotle .
Speaker 2Yeah , but After the gym . Yeah , or number 13 , skydiving Well .
Speaker 3I don't think I've ever done either of those .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm going to pick the upset and say skydiving , yeah , I'll go with that too .
Speaker 4I've never done skydiving , but after a nice workout , eating at chipotle is nice .
Speaker 2But I want to try skydiving , so I'm gonna go skydiving I just feel like , after working out , that's not my first go-to is like chipotle well , you know you can .
Speaker 4No , I feel like after I work out .
Speaker 2I'm like I probably should eat something healthy .
Speaker 4Yeah , but you get some good protein . You can make Chipotle healthier .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean Chipotle is nice , overrated though .
Speaker 3Yeah , I'm taking skydiving . I've never done it , but I've always wanted to .
Speaker 4I will be taking skydiving as well .
Speaker 3All right , I will be taking skydiving as well , alright , so next up we got number 6 , the iPhone , versus number 11 , antonio Brown . And then , in parentheses , it says both on and off the field .
Speaker 4Give me AB . That's so easy . Give me AB . I love my iPhone , but AB's the man . Yeah , but how are you gonna ?
Speaker 2how are you gonna see things about ab without your iphone on an android ? Gross , I don't even know how to get to the internet on one of those things yeah , android might as well be just like a flip phone yeah , they have like two home screens .
Speaker 4Why do I need to shout out our android listeners , though , though we love you , no , oh , we do love you .
Speaker 3It is still a smartphone . I just think , like Android and Apple , like side by side , they're just like wow , android's camera sucks , so that just makes them lesser quality , but none of us are really photographers here .
Speaker 2anyway , my thing is the interface on an Android , because I've only had an Android before and the interface on them is way too complicated for me .
Speaker 3So what are you taking iPhone ? You're taking the iPhone . I'm taking AB , I also probably get to take the iPhone actually .
Speaker 4I get it , but AB is awesome . He's hilarious , he was a great receiver , he's the man .
Speaker 3but for me it's iphone for sure . But next up on the list is number three naming random athletes with the boys , or again by fetty wop , the song that's pretty good , I'm really good at naming random athletes , so I'm doing random athletes like
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Speaker 3deontay smith deontay , maybe jared smith .
Speaker 4Are you thinking Devontae Smith ?
Speaker 2Anyway , yeah .
Speaker 4Devontae Smith , I'll go , random athletes as well .
Speaker 3Yeah , I got to take random athletes as well , so that wasn't you know . You just got to remember it's around a 64 . You can't have an upset .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3I mean you can't . It is ranked three around a 64 . You can't have an upset .
Speaker 2Yeah , you know , I mean , you can't it is ranked three for a reason .
Speaker 3Next up , we got number seven Drinking again while hungover Verse number 10 . Drake and Kendrick beef .
Speaker 2Drinking again when you're hungover . It's a magical experience , Because you'll be super hungover and then you have that one Bloody Mary or screwdriver in the morning and it just fixes all your problems .
Speaker 4That's fair . I'm a big Kendrick fan and I thought the whole beef thing was really interesting and kind of funny . So I'm going to go with the Drake and Kendrick beef .
Speaker 2But I know it's , it's losing , yeah I'm digging drinking while hungover for sure I don't really like watching beef about two random people yeah that's fair I feel you I've never been about it next up we got number two , a blackjack heater . Pretty nice .
Speaker 3Versus number 15 , Valentine's Day .
Speaker 4Blackjack heater . Blackjack heater .
Speaker 3Blackjack heater easily Shout out to the girlfriends .
Speaker 2Well , it's just so complicated that I feel like I've got to do all this work for Valentine's Day . And they're just like where are we going for food ? What did you get me ? Where's my chocolates or teddy bear or whatever ? And I'm like I don't know . Maybe you could have made reservations Either way . Next up Sorry , lady , if you heard that .
Speaker 3Next up we got and this is the other side of the bracket in the round of 64 , where we have the south region and the East region . First up on the South region is number one , your favorite team , winning a championship versus number 16 , wyoming .
Speaker 4That's a big toss-up for me . I'm a big Wyoming guy , but I'm also loyal to my teams , so I'm gonna go with teams winning a championship I went to wyoming one time , drove through it .
Speaker 3No disrespect to wyoming , it was one of the most boring drives I've ever done in my life but it's so beautiful it's all the same though .
Speaker 3It was just like we drove from the top end of wyoming to the bottom end of wyoming like arguably probably one of the longest drives you could make through wyoming , and for a solid like seven of the 10 hours we were driving straight through the state . It was the same . It like there was nothing around , nothing happening , desert , and then all of a sudden we got into Laramie and it was like oh kind of like city . Then we left Laramie back to the same thing until we got out of Wyoming Wow .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , I'm going to go with the other one . What was it ?
Speaker 3Your favorite team winning a championship ? Yeah , favorite , I'm going to go with the other one . What was it ? Your favorite team winning a championship ?
Speaker 4Yeah favorite team winning a championship . So like the Ducks for you .
Speaker 2Yeah , if they won I'd be pretty excited .
Speaker 3Yeah , I'm going to also have to go with my favorite team winning a championship . It's also just kind of like ultimate bragging right . Oh yeah , like someone's like blah blah , like blah blah and you're just like shut up the 49ers won .
Speaker 4They're just like I can't . I can't wait to be able to be like yeah , bryce young won a super bowl bitch yeah , all right .
Speaker 3Well , next up on the list we got number eight , andrew garfield , versus number nine .
Speaker 2All you can eat sushi oh , all you can eat sushi .
Speaker 3I love sushi I have to do all you can eat . Sushi , too , depends on the place , though , like I have to like , trust that the all you can eat is not something like , like if , if you know a grocery store like any grocery store ever was just like yeah , we're having an all you can eat sushi event .
Speaker 2I'd be like yeah , it'd have to be like a real sushi place yeah , like I've been well with one of those little wheels , but you can just like take anything you want off it the whole time .
Speaker 4Oh , that'd be nice when easton said , I immediately pictured my favorite sushi place doing all you can eat . So if it's my favorite place doing it , then I'm gonna rock with that . But shout out andrew garfield though yeah , shout out the garf , shout out to the garf , maestro . Yeah .
Speaker 2Garf Dog .
Speaker 3Next up we got number five a cold shower on a hot day . Or number 12 , perry the Platypus .
Speaker 2I don't really like cold showers , even on a hot day , so I'm going Perry .
Speaker 4I also like me some Perry the Platypus .
Speaker 3Yeah , I gotta take Perry the Platypus too . To be honest , I mean , there's nothing really like Perry the Platypus too . To be honest , I mean , there's nothing really like Perry the Platypus .
Speaker 4He was the man or he was the Platypus , yeah .
Speaker 3Next up , we got number four , hitting last cup in beer pong versus number 13 , a good PowerPoint .
Speaker 2I don't remember the last time I did a powerpoint , so I'm going uh cup pong I I like me both dude .
Speaker 4I think powerpoints can be really cool if it's something , something interesting going on . I like me a powerpoint . But I think I gotta go beer pong . Especially if you're already kind of tuned up and you got people watching Feels like you're in a NBA finals game , I'm gonna go beer pong as well .
Speaker 3Yeah , I gotta go last cup in beer pong .
Speaker 4Next up we have number six , breathing clearly post-co cold , or number 11 , shrek um shrek give me breathing clearly , when you're sick and your nose is all stuffed and all you could think about is the times when you could breathe clearly and it finally happens . It's amazing .
Speaker 2I love shrek don't don't get me wrong , but breathing clearly well , my thing is , I don't even think about it that much when I'm sick . I'm just like I'm sick , you know . I don't like think , well , I can't breathe . I'm more like , yeah , this sucks . And so I don't even like really really notice the difference when I can breathe , clearly , I mean , I notice the difference , I just don't celebrate it , I guess .
Speaker 3I notice when I can't breathe , mostly because there's stuff I have to do when I'm still sick . If I could just chill and not do anything , I wouldn't notice it at all , like when you have to go to work and you're just like yeah yeah , I can't hop in around you're like you're like
Speaker 3can't , yeah , and you're all snotty and hawking loogies 24 7 . Yeah , you know it gets annoying I coached a football game when I was sick one time and I was like my nose was pretty stiff but not like crazy . But then that night at the football game it dropped to like 43 and I was coaching and it just completely locked up my sinuses and I was just on the headset like mouth breathing yeah , like I couldn't , freaking , breathe through my nose at all yeah .
Speaker 3Yeah , and I kept just like turning up the mic so it'd be off and back down , just so like I wasn't just breathing in the air the whole time , but so I got to probably go with the breathing , clearly post-cold too . But next up on the list we got number three , 8 pm , just like 8 pm in general versus number 14 , a bidet . Bidet . Yeah , I'm going to go with bidet too . 8 pm pisses me off .
Speaker 2It's kind of annoying .
Speaker 3If it said 7 pm , I'd be taking 7 pm , because 7 p is still like early enough that you like , look , and you're like , oh , it's only seven , but like when you know you gotta wake up like five , you know four like four or five 8 pm is like gosh man , it's really starting to get there like oh you gotta go to bed here , and like you start like thinking about needing to go to bed at about eight , but like at seven you it's still like oh , I got a lot of time in the night .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's 7 o'clock , but Well , because then you know at that point , if you get home and it's 7 , it's like you're like I got time to take a shower , eat food and then do something yeah .
Speaker 3If you get home at 8 , you're like I got Take a shower , eat food and go to bed . Yeah , yeah , so I'm taking a bidet too .
Speaker 1Bidets are nice . You just feel so refreshed after it . I like me some bidets .
Speaker 2A nice sprinkle , you know , just cleaning you up , yeah , next up .
Speaker 3We got Ginger Ale on an airplane or Tony Romo saying here we go , Jim .
Speaker 1I kind of want to take that oh man , I don't know Jim .
Speaker 4I love you some ginger ale on a plane , especially if it's Canada dry .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's really hard for me Because the only time I have ginger ale on a plane is when it comes with Jack .
Speaker 3I got to go with . Here we go , Jim .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm going with Tony Romano .
Speaker 4Damn , what an upset .
Speaker 3Okay , anyway , in the East region we got number one , the year 2016, . Versus number 16 ranked the moment . You realize you're too drunk .
Speaker 2That's a toss-up 2016 . It was a toss up 2016 . It was a good year for me .
Speaker 3Yeah , I didn't take 2016 too .
Speaker 2I got my license in 2016 .
Speaker 4I'm also going to pick Jesus .
Speaker 3I'm also picking 2016 . All right , we'll just leave that there . Next up , we got number eight , will ferrell movies , versus number nine continually hitting on aux , hitting on bluetooth , I guess now no one really yeah , I love will ferrell movies .
Speaker 4But if you just play banger after banger and you're like in the car with all your friends and everyone's singing , everyone's vibing , and you're just playing hit after hit after hit , there ain't no better feeling I don't think I've ever had that happen .
Speaker 2So I'm going wolf for all movies I'll play like a banger , but then it's like I always pick something like this is gonna be great and then everyone's like chuck , what is this ?
Speaker 3I got continually hitting on ox too , but next up we got number five . This is going to be kind of hard to explain , but it's a squad ride with the boys , it's DraftKings , so it's basically like when you and your boys all make the same bet and you're just kind of like watching the game , hanging out , like riding , like wanting the same stuff .
Speaker 2You know , kind of like camaraderie thing Running for the same thing , yeah .
Speaker 3Or number 12 , the first date camaraderie , thing same thing , yeah .
Speaker 2Or number 12 , uh , the first date .
Speaker 4Now I'm gonna go the the draft thing , the draft kings , like bet thing , riding it out with the boys I'm gonna agree on chuck here , just because my first day with my lady we went to red robin and I was very nervous yeah , my first date .
Speaker 2My lady was two and a half hours late yeah , I gotta take the draft kings too what was your first date with your lady easton ? I don't , I don't know oh anyway , sometimes you're just like you know you're gonna go on that first date , sometimes just slide in , you know yeah , I think we went like .
Speaker 3You know you don't go on that first date , sometimes you just slide in , you know ? Yeah , I think we went like fishing . Technically I think , okay , that's money .
Speaker 4I don't know , that's pretty good , I don't know .
Speaker 3It was yeah yeah Fishing . Next up we got number four showerower Beer versus number 13 , getting a Job Shower Beer Shower .
Speaker 4Beer .
Speaker 3Shower Beer easy . I mean , getting a Job is kind of exciting . But then you realize that sucks . Yeah , shower Beer for sure . Next up , we got number six GTA V versus number 11 , cracking your Knuckles .
Speaker 4Maybe GTA V . I love Cracking my Knuckles , but GTA V ?
Speaker 2There's nothing like driving through a crowd of people in GTA V , oh Jesus .
Speaker 3Yeah well , GTA V , we're taking that right now . Next up , we got number three your primary school recess football . So basically , recess football when you were young , or finishing a puzzle .
Speaker 2Recess football . That was some good memories , good times , recess football .
Speaker 3I agree , pretty easy . Some good memories , good times , recess football I agree , pretty easy , uh number seven shazamming a song versus number 10 daniel craig's bond shazamming a song .
Speaker 4I agree , shazam is one of the most underrated music apps ever .
Speaker 2I'm gonna die , it's like , if I hear a banger that I've never heard before and I'm like I just need to know the song . You just hit the Shazam and then you're like alright , and then you add it to your music .
Speaker 4Or if your friend is playing a song and you don't really want to ask him what's the song called you just I don't even know who Daniel Craig is .
Speaker 3he is , so he was an actor he's james bond james bond .
Speaker 4What else is he in ?
Speaker 3uh , I can only think of knives out oh well , I'm going with shazam a song too , since I do it quite often . Next up we got number two heartbreak drake or tom brady , the broadcaster , not the football player . Give me Brady , I'm going Brady too , but All right , good , I don't got to pick .
Speaker 4Was that a toss-up for you ?
Speaker 2Well , I don't like either one .
Speaker 3You don't like ? Tom Brady , the broadcaster Next . Okay , okay . So that wraps up the round of 64 . So now we'll we'll be rocking and rolling pretty , uh pretty silently in the wind here , so I guess we'll continue with uh the east region . Now for the round of 32 to have uh 2016 versus uh , continually hitting on ox 2016 .
Speaker 2We already did that one , didn't we ? Oh no , we didn't . No .
Speaker 3Next round yeah , yeah , it's the next round here . I I'm gonna have to take 2016 too . Yeah , let's do , let's run with 2016 . Yeah , continually hitting on ox is great , but 2016 was just a good year . Next up , we got number five uh , the bet the squad ride bet with the boys . Or number four , a shower beer shower beer .
Speaker 3Give me squad ride with the boys uh , I'm gonna also have to go with the betting one . I . I like shower beers . They just I never really think about bringing a beer to the shower . Sometimes I do , but it's not like the normal thing .
Speaker 2I just like that's my favorite thing after like a really hot day yeah , I like a hot day , but I don't have it often enough . Yeah I don't do the squad ride with the boys .
Speaker 3Enough enough though yeah , anyway , next up we got number six GTA V versus number three Recess Football . What ?
Speaker 4do you mean ?
Speaker 3GTA .
Speaker 2V Recess Football what it was just such a fun time .
Speaker 4It was a fun time , but GTA V , I feel like , paved the way for so many games that are coming out now .
Speaker 2Man , GTA V is really fun to play . I mean , you can just make your cars .
Speaker 4Do whatever you want , do whatever you want , you can drive around .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2Live your life .
Speaker 3I'm also taking recess football , but I think recess . I'm taking recess football .
Speaker 2I think recess football just has more memories for me .
Speaker 3No QB sneak . No blitz Blitz . No QB sneak 10 . Second runoff Sacked . You're screwed . Yeah , I'm taking recess , football easy . Uh . So now next up , we got uh number seven shazamming a song versus number 15 .
Speaker 3Tom brady , the broadcaster shazamming a song I
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Speaker 3agree , shazam a song oh , also take shazamming a song just because , because Brady's only been doing it for one year . But so that brings us to the end of the East round of 32 there . Next up , we got the South region , which is where we have number one your favorite team winning a championship versus all you can eat sushi .
Speaker 4All you can eat sushi . Give me a favorite team .
Speaker 3I gotta take all you can eat sushi . What If it's my favorite ? It's my , I mean , I'm a little bit more less deprived than you are of my team winning a championship , so well , it depends where we're talking .
Speaker 4NBA , I'm not that deprived , but NFL . Yeah , I , we need it . We need a bad . So , yeah , I'm going to like if it's my favorite type of sushi , I I would probably rock with the good old spicy tuna roll .
Speaker 3Oh all right , next up we got number 12 , perry the platypus , verse number four hitting last cup and beer pong uh last cup I'm gonna go with chuck here . Last cup dang , I was taking perry the Platypus Easy . He's iconic but I understand the vote . So next up we got number six , breathing clearly post-cold or a bidet Number 14 .
Speaker 2Bidet .
Speaker 4I think I'm going breathing clearly .
Speaker 3I got to go with a bidet . It's pretty satisfying .
Speaker 2That's awesome .
Speaker 3You just feel clean . So now we got the other side of the bracket in the west region for the round of 32 , where we got a full squad Fortnite win versus Lightning McQueen . Lightning McQueen , give me a full squad , I also gotta take Lightning McQueen .
Speaker 4Oh my god mcqueen you guys smell that I smell collusion no he's paid .
Speaker 2He paved the way for our childhood think about , think about childhood without lightning mcqueen that's true yeah I was a big , I had a cars tv .
Speaker 4I had a tv shaped like that . It was like a box TV .
Speaker 2I think I had Lightning McQueen sheets when I was a child as well . He's stickers , man . He's this thing .
Speaker 4I'm not too mad about it .
Speaker 3Next up , we have number five Day Drinking versus number 13 , skydiving .
Speaker 1Day Drinking .
Speaker 4Come on , that one was easy .
Speaker 3Next up we got the iphone number six versus number three , hanging or naming random athletes with the boys iphone because I didn't know who random athletes are without my I'm gonna say naming random athletes I'm gonna go iphone oh man , you're taking the iphone , huh on this one .
Speaker 4Yeah , all right , all right , this one .
Speaker 3I'm taking the iphone next step next up , we got number seven drinking again while hungover , or number two , a blackjack heater blackjack heater , blackjack heater just seeing all those chips pile up . Oh , come on , I'm taking a blackjack eater too I mean , it's just , there's nothing like it so that tallies up the west region here , where now we will go to the midwest region where we will have number one june versus number nine blackout wednesday blackout wednesday give me june Versus number nine Blackout Wednesday .
Speaker 4Blackout Wednesday .
Speaker 3Give me June . Ah man , yeah , I got to take June too , only because I enjoy Blackout Wednesday , but then you also work the next day hungover , so I don't do it as often . Next up , we got number five 20 plus points from your fantasy kicker . Or number four losing your virginity 20 points from my kicker , 20 points from my kicker . I also got to say 20 points from my kicker . That's iconic .
Speaker 2Yeah , next up we got number 11 , tiktok on on the toilet . Or number three , mom's cooking tiktok on the toilet .
Speaker 4It's a close one . It goes to game seven , but mom's cooking I'm also probably taking mom's cooking .
Speaker 3It's uh , it's , it's , yeah it's hard to argue . My mom's chicken , parm and or stir fry beats most things in life yeah , I'm taking , yeah , I'm taking mom's cooking , but next up we got sending a risky text , getting a risky response , or waking up and it's not morning still with the text I'm gonna go waking up yeah , I know I hyped up , waking up a lot , but riskier text , oh my jeez it's just like you finish , you know it's like again with the finishing like you get first .
Speaker 3You know it's like you're winning the day all right changes your whole day around here we are running up now in the Sweet 16 , where we got June versus 20 plus points from your fantasy kicker 20 plus points for your fantasy kicker , give me June . I'm going to take the 20 plus points from your fantasy kicker . To be completely honest with you . Yeah , it's just too nice not to take now . We got mom's cooking versus risky text . Risky response mom's cooking risky text .
Speaker 2Risky response what ?
Speaker 4easton , what are you picking here ?
Speaker 3No , I'm probably still taking Mom's Cookin' Charles . That's got to be where the end lies for the whole risky text business .
Speaker 2In the East region . It had a good run .
Speaker 3In the East region . Here we have 2016 versus the squad ride bet with the boys 2016 . I got to take 2016 on that . 2016 is the last number one ranked team on uh , on our bracket still 2016 was just such a good year for everything yeah , all right , like no stress .
Speaker 2You just went to school and it's the next .
Speaker 3Just amazing next up in the east region we have recess . Football number three versus number seven . Shazamming a song that's recess football .
Speaker 2I'm going shazamming a song . I'm going shazamming a song .
Speaker 4I'm going shazamming a song as well . Yeah , I just don't understand that , especially if it's a song you can't remember the name of .
Speaker 2Yeah , or you need to know the name of the song .
Speaker 4Or you hear a song in a movie or TV show and you're like that sounds fire . I want to know the name .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 4And you finally get to listen to the full thing .
Speaker 2Mm-hmm , all right , that works Alright , that works .
Speaker 3I guess it just like finishes it out , you know . Okay , so next up In the south region we have All you can eat sushi Versus number four , hitting last cup and beer pong .
Speaker 2All you can eat sushi . I love eating food .
Speaker 3Yeah , I gotta take All you can eat sushi too . I would also take the Sushi Cinderella team here . All you Can Eat Sushi is ranked number nine , coming into this .
Speaker 2It might go all the way to the finals , yeah .
Speaker 4It has potential too .
Speaker 3So next up we got this is now the West region . This is our last section here to get into the Elite . Eight is Lightning McQueen versus Day .
Speaker 2Drinking . Ooh , that's hard . Give me Day Drinking . Because , sometimes Lightning McQueen gets me to Day Drink .
Speaker 4Give me Day Drinking , all day Ka-chow .
Speaker 2Um Fuck , I really love lightning Day drinking .
Speaker 3Yeah , I gotta also go day drinking .
Speaker 2Sorry , lightning .
Speaker 3Yeah , I uh . Yeah , lightning McQueen is Is lost , sorry lightning , yeah , that's pretty tough . Next up , I got yeah , lightning McQueen is lost , sorry Lightning , yeah , that's pretty tough . Next up , we got the iPhone versus a blackjack heater .
Speaker 2Blackjack heater .
Speaker 3Yeah , I got to take the blackjack heater too . To be honest , I'm also taking blackjack heater this is where the iPhone falls . I just you know gambling's just there .
Speaker 2Yeah , to be honest , I'm also taking blackjack heater . This is where the iPhone falls . Gambling's just there .
Speaker 3Yeah , and honestly , if you're on a heater , it beats anything , yeah , so we got the Elite 8 here now with day drinking and a blackjack heater .
Speaker 2Ooh Day drinking , because that usually leads me to a blackjack heater .
Speaker 4day drinking , because that usually leads me to a blackjack heater well , it's either like do you want a bunch of money or you want a good time with your boys . I'm going to take the good time and go day drinking .
Speaker 2That might be the biggest upset it's really hard to pick , but yeah .
Speaker 3I had to take day drinking too . I love playing blackjack , but oh yeah there's not . There's not much else good in life besides when you wake up , I mean camping vacation , whatever , and you just know that you have nothing else to do and you can just roll there's so much shit you can do . Yeah , Like you don't have any plans , it's not like you know .
Speaker 4Sit in your lawn chair . You don't have anywhere to be .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , you just vibe out the whole day , yeah , no day , drinking for sure .
Speaker 3So now that brings us to the Elite Eight in the South region .
Speaker 4Where we will have all can eat sushi versus a bidet Bidet .
Speaker 3All you can eat sushi . I gotta take all you can eat sushi because I haven't tried a whole lot of bidets .
Speaker 2I just love a nice bidet , fresh and so clean .
Speaker 3So now in the east region we have 2016 versus shazamming a song 2016 . Give me 2016 . I'm also taking 2016 easy . It's just like we've mentioned a bunch of times here it's just too good of a year , too good of a year Too good of a year .
Speaker 2Really a lot of great things happened in 2016 .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2It was before the vid .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , that's true . So next up we got 20 plus points from your fantasy kicker or mom's cooking .
Speaker 2Mom's cooking .
Speaker 4I mean mom's cooking as well . I'm still taking mom's cooking .
Speaker 3I mean mom's cooking as well . I'm still taking mom's cooking , but that's just 20 plus points is insane .
Speaker 2But yeah , oh , it's phenomenal , yeah but at the end of the day , if your kicker doesn't get 20 points , the mom's cooking yeah now we're into the final four , where we have All you can eat sushi Versus 2016 .
Speaker 3I think I'm still taking all you can eat sushi . I'm 2016 .
Speaker 4So it's all up to me here , the best sushi roll . You ever had Super hungry , the only reason I'm taking so it's all up to me here the best sushi roll you ever had , super hungry the only reason I'm taking all you can eat sushi is because 2016 , I can reminisce all I want . All you can eat sushi . I can get that whenever , wherever you know yeah it's a big upset . It is a big upset , but it is a big upset I freaking love sushi pretty nice in the final four , the other side of the bracket .
Speaker 3Here we have day drinking versus .
Speaker 4You guessed it , mom's cooking day drinking I love my mom's cooking , but Day drinking I love my mom's cooking , but I can be fine with some Taco Bell or grilling some burgers and hot dogs when I'm day drinking with the fellas .
Speaker 3So I'm going day drinking . Yeah , it's really close for me . Um , in my mind I'm just thinking like uh , I don't know if the bracket is meant to be like .
Speaker 3If I take mom's cooking , I can never day drink , yeah but if it is like that I'm taking mom's cooking , but that's just because I I I think that like I can day drink another day . Yeah , that's the way I'm taking it . I'm not taking it as like I can never day drink again , type of like . But I'm taking mom's cooking , but I mean it's day drinking is fantastic , yeah , so now I guess then that brings us to all you can eat sushi versus day drinking All you can eat sushi versus day drinking All you can eat sushi .
Speaker 1Final toss up All you can eat sushi . It's the final countdown .
Speaker 4I'm going day drinking . It's all up to you , Easton .
Speaker 3Man , I got to take day drinking . Day drinking , I think , has got to be the champ . All-you-can-eat sushi is legit , but I mean if it came down to it , yeah . One day drinking is the ultimate .
Speaker 2So that was our winner . Huh yeah , day drinking .
Speaker 3Day drinking was the winner . It's a fun activity and you you a lot of stuff out of it and for any listeners out there .
Speaker 4If you think one of the options got snubbed , let us know email us . Yeah , email us , let us know in the comments or if you want us to do a different type of bracket different type of bracket you're .
Speaker 3It's all up to you , man or woman , I guess I just said woman Whatever floats your boat . But anyway , I think that's all we got for today's episode . Again , thanks for listening , and to stay updated on our specials or any new episode releases , follow our Instagram at rollingdeeppod with one P , and you can also send us an email at rollingdeeppod that's with one P as well at gmailcom . Once again , thanks for listening and remember with enough drinks , you too can roll deep .
Speaker 4Rolling deep .
Final Rounds and Day Drinking Wins
Speaker 1Deeply rolling . This goes on and on . It's nine to five . Ain't working why the hell do I work so hard ?
Speaker 1I can't worry about my problems . I can't take them when I'm gone . One here comes , the two to the three , to the four . Tell them bring another round . We need plenty more Two stepping on the table . She don't need a dance floor . Oh my good Lord , someone call me up a double shot of whiskey . We need plenty more Two-stepping on the table . She don't need a dance floor . Oh my Good Lord , someone call me up a double shot of whiskey . They know me and Jay , they don't spell the history . There's a party downtown , near Fish Street , everybody at the bar getting tipsy .
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