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Rolling Deep
Ep. 5: A Wild Ride With Cris
The Rolling Deep podcast ventures into new territory as hosts Easton and Alex welcome their first-ever guest, Cristoval Becerra—former kicker for the 2018 Rainier Columbians, Mexican food enthusiast, and self-proclaimed gambling legend. The chemistry is instant as they kick off with their signature "Hot Rolls" drinking game, setting the stage for an increasingly uninhibited conversation.
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now. I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2:Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep. I'm Easton and I'm Alex. Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep. I'm Easton and I'm Alex. Chuck's unfortunately not here with us today, but the good news is we replaced him for the day with our very first special guest, Woo Yep. Today we welcome our first guest to the Rolling Deep podcast. He was the starting kicker for the 2018 Rainier Columbians. He's a Mexican food enthusiast and a gambling legend. One of our best friends, Cristobal.
Speaker 1:Becerra, how's it going everyone? Thanks, chris. Many people know me by tall, dark and handsome. I don't know Word around town, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, now that Chris is on, we can start with our official Hot Rolls with our first guest. As all of you know, hot Rolls is a game we like to play. Chris, it starts a little something like this we're going to play a little game called Hot Rolls. You're going to roll the dice, and whatever number you land on is how many beers you have to finish during the episode, or drinks of your choice. It's up to you, but you can always drink more than your number. You just can't ever drink any less. So, without further ado, we'll start with the first roll. Chris, you're up first all righty the first guess.
Speaker 1:You got a five, just one shy well, the unfortunate part about that is I will be drinking tequila because beer does not settle right with my stomach.
Speaker 2:So well, you'll be rolling deep for sure welcome, fun episode hell yeah, all right, next up, next up, three Gosh. I feel like I've rolled a three every single episode.
Speaker 3:You're really hitting low numbers, oh yeah, we should check those dice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, weighted dice, but only for me. Might be the table or something. Anyway, alex, you're up next. Two, two deuce, wow. So you know we're being respectful hosts here letting, letting the guests take the heat, that's not great chris, I'm excited to have you on today yeah, I'm excited, dude.
Speaker 1:I flew down, uh, from sacramento just for this I opened, you had premium uber delivery no, actually, if you guys, uh eason, ever suggest to pick you up from the airport, don't do it. He picked me up at 8 30 and didn't get to rain here until about one or one o'clock. What time is it? One o'clock, yeah? Yeah, one 30 yeah, we had a couple pit stops. Yeah, raising, yeah, that's the thing I didn't want to pit stop.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we hit up Raising Cane's a little Home Depot action. Stopped by the casino a little bit and then made our way back.
Speaker 1:Very fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my luck was pretty swell at the casino today. I'm not sure about the other two.
Speaker 1:I haven't really got the report, but I uh started with 250, got down to 100, then wanted up to 210. So not too bad, only lost 40 bucks.
Speaker 3:I'm down eight grand no, I'm joking uh I didn't, I didn't come up, I am down.
Speaker 1:I think 90, 80 it's pretty rough 80 or 90 yeah not not too worse, I guess exactly.
Speaker 3:That's always how I think about it, so yeah, I'm the opposite.
Speaker 1:I uh, I came back up a piece of shit 560 bucks good for you yeah he was down to his I was sitting right next to me, he was down to his last 30 out of whatever he pulled out and then put it on one number and hit that number in relay and then just was going from that and then the two slot machines I went to him with.
Speaker 3:He got well, actually like three hit different bonuses, pretty big bonuses, yeah, like right off the bat. Yeah, that's just east and luck.
Speaker 2:It wasn't going good there at the start but towards the end it had different bonuses, pretty big bonuses, yeah, like right off the bat. Yeah, best Easton luck. It wasn't going good there at the start, but towards the end it picked back up in a nice way for me.
Speaker 1:I feel like when I gamble, I always get real scared when I'm down like $200. And that's when I what is that? Number two?
Speaker 2:No, that's number one. That's number one, that's the first open.
Speaker 1:Does this count's number one? That's number one, that's the first open.
Speaker 3:Does this count as number one For you? I say we can make it count for number one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just made it Black out.
Speaker 1:But no, I feel like you're real consistent at I'm going to win my money back. Yeah, and always do Never give up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for the most part. But yeah, I've had a lot more luck up here. I yeah, I've had a lot more luck up here. I don't think I've ever won very big outside of the state of Oregon or Washington. I don't know why. I just don't really have the luck.
Speaker 1:Every time I gamble on. Cali, it's just downhill.
Speaker 3:Quick too.
Speaker 1:It's never like oh, you get to play a little bit.
Speaker 3:No, it's just At least up here.
Speaker 2:I feel like you can make your money last and set you at a fun time. Yeah, up here I feel like you can make your money last and, like, set you at a fun time. Yeah, I, uh, I got a couple rules when I go to the casino. I'd never go back to the same table or same machine twice. I try to hold myself to it. Sometimes I break, but I also try not to drink when I gamble. Um, I just try to gamble, keep a clear mind and and uh, play, but sometimes it breaks and then I get reminded real quickly why I don't do a couple of those things you know.
Speaker 1:For a dude that loves drinking, it surprised me how set you are and not drinking while gambling, cause that's my favorite thing to do. I look in shit face thing Like, oh, money isn't real. Yeah, see, that's the part that I try to avoid.
Speaker 2:I had a couple, two, three experiences where I was up but I was impaired enough to not think about, Not care as much yeah, to not care about taking it home with me, and so then that was kind of the deal is that I ended up losing it and then I came to the conclusion that it was because I was intoxicated and like didn't have a clear mind and that's why I don't.
Speaker 2:Now is like I have a lot, say I win, you know, 700 bucks or whatever, and I'm not drinking bucks or whatever and I'm not drinking. I usually have, you know, a solid enough mind to like put away a chunk of it and then only use like a hundred bucks after that, instead of, you know, going down the rabbit hole of peeling it all back in, you know, cause it's kind of a different mindset. Like you go in, I have some money, you know, and then play and then get up to like 700 bucks. Well then you just got to kind of keep telling yourself that like you don't have 700 bucks, like you got 100 bucks now, and as soon as you lose it, you're done. But it's like I could dip into that, but I'm not going to. It's a lot easier to say, when you know you drinking, it's like I'm not going to dip into that savings.
Speaker 2:So I have $100, so then you go to a slot machine or something, get down $10. It's like I need to cash this out, because this is the only $100 I have to play with for the rest of the night. Dude, I don't know, that's just how it works for me.
Speaker 1:This is going to make me feel real bad, but there's something about gambling that just makes my get me half a chubby. You know what I mean. Just oof you walk in, there's that fucking 70 year old lady smoking a cigarette right in your mouth and you're just like I'm fucking home that's all the lights, that's all the noises you hear, and it's on purpose dude, it's like an amusement park. It fucking works, I tell you that dude that?
Speaker 2:makes me so happy get your balls tingling, dude, I tell you. Yeah, I think that's like factual evidence. Though, if you like gambling, I I swear, if you just like take a moment to stop and breathe, you can feel your balls tingling am I having a stroke? Or am I just having a lot of fun here because my balls are tingling? Man, I wonder what the deal is with like women, like what do they feel tingling when they're?
Speaker 2:getting excited, you know, jesus, when they see me, I mean have you ever sat at a blackjack table or like roulette table or a slot machine and just like won so much you'd like? Actually got a hard on?
Speaker 1:No, I don't think I've ever got a hard on at the casino. I mean, I've been up $1,100 and lost it all in like two minutes because I was hammered.
Speaker 2:Reaching for the big one. Yeah, yeah, see, that's always fun too.
Speaker 1:That was like three years ago and it still makes me like damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when you hit the big one, it's pretty nice though.
Speaker 1:I've yet to hit the big one. I mean, usually when I go, I win $100, $200, and I walk away but nothing heavier than that.
Speaker 3:I think the biggest one I've like had just like based off a slot machine, like off like one bonus or whatever, was like four, five hundred and I remember feeling like I was having an asthma attack because of how excited I was.
Speaker 1:I don't think I've ever even won 500 bucks I put 500 bucks on black one time in cali when I was. Another time occasion when I was hammered, we were partying in Chico and then we went back to Reading and I was like dude, money is nothing, threw it on black, and I'm not even joking, dude. When it hit red, my stomach dropped. I was like wow, oh yeah, stupid.
Speaker 3:There's like I mean losing out like blackjack or like slots, I feel like is one type of feeling. It's like ah, shit, all right, whatever, but when you lose on roulette, no matter how much you put, it always feels shitty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's something about hearing red, yeah yeah, the only time I've ever cashed in while drinking was, uh, actually probably the biggest night I've ever had at a casino.
Speaker 1:See, you have to keep drinking now.
Speaker 2:No, so yeah.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1:You can't win big by drinking and then be like, oh, I'm going to stop drinking.
Speaker 2:Well, no, the deal was then. I was still following my rule, but I rode. I call bullshit no but I rode up there and was intoxicated After this podcast On my way up there, so I was intoxicated when I walked into the casino. Didn't drink Exactly In the casino, but I was still intoxicated.
Speaker 1:Exactly so we got to get hammered.
Speaker 2:But it was at a roulette table. The same type of thing as today happened. I bought in with some money. One got up to like 800 bucks just playing roulette, got a couple lucky wins on a couple different numbers. I always play nickels just because I can't keep like when I get paid out in dollars I can't actually like it's just such a large amount of chips.
Speaker 2:They're all like a dollar a piece. It's hard for me to like keep count like how much money I actually have. When it's nickels or fives. I guess I can keep track of it a lot easier. Like 25, like it's just way easier to count for me. So I always play with nickels.
Speaker 2:You know made a couple of good hits on, you know, $10 on a number, or $15 on a number that you know would have paid me out $350, the $15 on numbers you know, five, 25. So I I mean I I was up pretty quick to like 800 bucks. But then I, then I went for the big one. I was starting to toss some chips out. I was like, okay, I'm going to set this $500 aside, I'm going to play with this $300 and see if we can freaking rock it out of the park. And even then, like I said, I was a little bit intoxicated when I came into the casino so I didn't even realize exactly how much I won. But I had $ hundred dollars on, uh, black 22. I think I hit every bet there was on black 22 on that hit. So I had a hundred dollars on black 22. That automatically pays out $3,500. I had. I had $10 on the split between the 22 and 19 split. So that paid out. What is that? The splits, uh?
Speaker 1:depending on the numbers you split 12 to 12 to one.
Speaker 2:So that's another 120 bucks. On the split, I had the street. That's 11 to one. So then you know, I had the street. That's 11 to one. So then you know, I had the street, I had the double street, I had the split, I had the corner, I had a hundred dollars on 22 and $25 on black, $25 on the second 12. Damn, anyway, I didn't really realize how much I had won until all of a sudden they were paying me out Until they paid you out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were paying me out. And usually, you know, roulette has like their specific chips that you can't take from the table. They're just roulette chips, you know. And they started paying me out in like the real casino chips. They paid me out. Yeah, they paying me out. And like the real casino chips, they paid me out. Yeah, they paid me out. And, like I said, I still didn't realize how much I had won until I saw them literally pull over a stack of 500 chips, like I just saw the purple come out and then I saw it was, and I was like holy shit, like what you know yeah, you got a purple today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've never gotten a purple but like yeah, they literally were sliding, sliding, it was like a stack of I think in total the payout was like 6300 bucks and just slid it over and I was like that's wow and then even then though, I mean I still had 500 that I wasn't even gonna play with at that point.
Speaker 2:So I literally took the 6300, jammed it all in my pocket and then played out the rest of the 500 and kind of up and down whatever. But I mean it's also super fun to play with like a chunk of money, say, you know 500 bucks or whatever. When you have 6300 sitting in your pocket, you're like oh okay.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what it gets me, though. This is like when you're just like oh what if I just go down to the casino, throw ten thousand dollars on black and then in two seconds I can make $10,000. I mean, that thought goes through my head more often than it should.
Speaker 2:I'm just like, oh would be nice. You know, yeah, but that's just the name of the game. I guess, it's always enticing.
Speaker 3:but then you realize, like gosh, if lose, if I lose ten thousand dollars, I'll also probably just off myself tell you what boys feeling a lot better after uh getting laced with the last dab hot sauce on a bagel for the listeners. Uh, before we started recording, we needed some more food in our system and uh, chris and easton made bagels upstairs and they brought me down a piece and I ate it, not knowing there was well, hot sauce to my defense, easton tricked me to do it and I was dying, and then I was like all right, well, the two of us have done it.
Speaker 1:Now we got to get the third one.
Speaker 3:I mean, surprisingly, it has decent flavor actually, but it's just hot as hell To the listeners.
Speaker 1:If anyone has ever seen the show Hot Ones, it was the final hot sauce, the last dab. That shit will clear your nostrils like no other. I tell you that.
Speaker 3:Oh, I feel good A little bit of a burn. It kind of hit me like a. That shit will clear your nostrils like no other. I tell you that, oh, I feel good A little bit of a burn. It kind of hit me like a truck, a little bit of a lingering.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Dude, I've often wanted to know, like how people's taste buds work.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? When it comes to that Like tolerance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like the spice, Like the type of people who can eat hot sauce like no other and not yeah, like, do you think you're born with it?
Speaker 3:I mean I think so Because a lot of guests on Hot Ones they ask the host, sean Evans, about it all the time and he says he wasn't like born with it. He said he had to like become a hot sauce guy.
Speaker 2:So he had to like become a hot sauce guy. So I mean he's doing that weekly or day, I don't know if he's like. Mexicans have a. Really they're known to have a higher tolerance. Do you think it's just because they've ate it since birth, or do you think that they were born with just a higher tolerance?
Speaker 1:that's the thing with my parents, dude. I vividly remember eating food with them and then them like mexicans always have like a pepper and they'll just take a bite. And then them like mixings always have like a pepper and they'll just take a bite and then dying like, oh, that's so, uh, I'm like okay and then why are you fucking taking?
Speaker 3:a bite of the pepper, like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1:They're like, oh, it's just so good. I'm like, no, it's not, and my dad's the dickhead to be like, oh yeah, take a bite. I'm like, no, I'm not gonna take a bite it's just hot as shit dude, and it just I love hot stuff, I'm gonna be wrong. But when it gets to the point where overpower yeah, no for sure, well, this is not great anymore.
Speaker 3:A little bit of flavor, you want that little bit of a kick. Yeah, that's why I've never been like I see, uh, some people put like hot sauce on, like hot cheetos, like put some valentino on hot cheetos never understood.
Speaker 1:No, no, I couldn't. That's some some Mexican stuff.
Speaker 2:I like hot stuff in general but I don't think that I'm that big of a connoisseur. But my dad kind of does that with, I guess, hot stuff, but more like horseradish kind of. He eats horseradish on anything. He gets a burger, a nice steak, literally it always looks like it's the hardest eat of his life. But he just lathers it in horseradish right, takes the first bite, coughs for five minutes, goes damn that's really good. And then proceeds to eat another bite cough for five minutes and just be like god, that's some good stuff.
Speaker 3:I kind of did the same as a kid, like when I first started eating hot cheetos as a kid, like I would open the bag and then like, have like a soda and I would just eat like handfuls of hot cheetos and my mouth would start burning and I would check like a sprite or a coke and then my stomach would just hurt so bad I'd be laying a big one and then finally, uh, after a little bit of time I would feel a lot better.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna just keep keep rinsing and repeating hey, this is my second and third drink, because I put two shots of tequila in this okay, that's why, yeah, they're rolling deep. I ain't chuck over here and alex trying to cheat this system, you know. No, I'm on.
Speaker 2:I'm on number two here I'm keeping it honest, it's not a crazy dick you tried to pull a, I'd pull the wool over her eyes, even me as a listener.
Speaker 1:I got pissed and I texted you and I was like it's not the rules, though you have to drink, I mean I had four tequila drinks two doubles and two singles at the casino, and I'm gonna drink five here. So well yeah, and I haven't been drinking a lot lately, so this is gonna I mean, we are giving you a little bit of leeway though what do you mean by that?
Speaker 2:I mean you're trying to call a double a single drink, or are you trying to call it double two drinks? Double two drinks yeah there's two shots to kill every shot yeah, but it's still just one singular no. No, that no, oh yeah you don't like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, nice, try dick yeah when I ever agree to this fucking podcast.
Speaker 3:Chris is going to tweet out and be like I see where Chuck and Alex were coming from.
Speaker 1:Also, these guys did not fly me out, by the way. Just keep that in mind. They're not that great of a host.
Speaker 2:Well, somebody flew them out.
Speaker 1:I was on the Joe Rogan podcast last week and they flew me out.
Speaker 2:Joe Rogan doesn't fly anybody out? Yes, he does.
Speaker 3:Only his special special guest yeah, like dana white, and that's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah and me yeah, so, uh, yeah, jamie, pull that up please I was gonna hire some dude, just jamie, so I could say that every day pull that up.
Speaker 3:I I've been the jamie as of lately, but we don't have the laptop out today. I do like me some, joe, though that's all I listen to. He's always like hey, you guys seen this video of the bear that attacked his poor family in Wyoming.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he ripped his guts out.
Speaker 3:The kid was watching the whole time. You ever hear of these new energy drinks? They literally make you fly. You're like like what?
Speaker 1:pull it up?
Speaker 2:oh, it's false, oh, okay hey, chris isn't isn't um the world cup gonna be in america yeah, and I'm actually hype.
Speaker 1:I don't watch soccer like here. Yeah, oh, I don't know, I can't remember what year it was. I don't watch a lot of soccer, but during the world cup is when I watch soccer. I think it's like 2026.
Speaker 2:I don't watch a lot of soccer, but during the World Cup is when I watch soccer I think it's like 2026.
Speaker 3:I have no idea, do you?
Speaker 1:know where in America. I think it's going to be like United States, mexico and Canada.
Speaker 2:But it's like everywhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're going to have a. What's it called now? Not CenturyLink, no more, but the Seahawks Stadium. Lumen Field, oh yeah yeah, they'll have a handful of games at Lumen Field, a handful of them. They've already named all the stadiums, but I think they'll have one at what's the Rams Stadium.
Speaker 1:The Rams. It's the Rams Stadium.
Speaker 3:Oh gosh.
Speaker 1:I have no idea. Gosh, it's brand new. I don't know stadiums gosh, I have no idea. Gosh, it's brand new. I don't know stadiums like that.
Speaker 2:I don't know why you guys do yeah. No, they're having Summit MetLife in New York. I know that That'd be, sick, some in Seattle, some down at the Ram Stadium, which I'm blanking on right now. Let's look at it.
Speaker 1:I think it'd be cool. It gets intense. That's the only reason why it's like the Super Bowl. I don't know how long this World Cup is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is in 2026. It is, that's sick.
Speaker 1:I'm excited That'll definitely be cool.
Speaker 3:You already know it might drop a little bit of change on it. Shout out Jeff Kings.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so they'll have it at Toronto Stadium, los Angeles Stadium, boston, bc, vancouver, new York, new Jersey, which is MetLife, I guess, san Francisco Bay. So that would be what? Levi's Stadium, yeah, and then Philadelphia, houston, dallas, seattle, kansas City, atlanta, but they're having some in Mexico City, I think the only ones in Canada are just. Vancouver, but they have some in Guadalajara that's where my mom's from and Mexico City.
Speaker 1:They're going to have one of the NCAA games in.
Speaker 3:San Fran no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no College basketball. Sorry, I should have clarified March Madness.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're going to have some next.
Speaker 1:Saturday in San Fran.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 3:I think I'm going to try to buy some tickets for that.
Speaker 1:You know why not? It'd be fun.
Speaker 2:That would be pretty sick. Yeah, are you rocking a bracket or what?
Speaker 1:Me yeah, oh yeah, and I'm kicking your ass in it actually Don't even act like you don't know.
Speaker 2:Yes, I am. I don't think you are now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, interesting, because I am.
Speaker 2:Alex, are you rocking one? I am not. Oh yeah, you're not into college basketball.
Speaker 3:He was trying to make a late bracket. Is that a thing? Can you make a late bracket?
Speaker 2:I think you can.
Speaker 1:Can you look up how many perfect brackets there is left? Last time I checked, it was 131.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think there was 18. Did you check this morning?
Speaker 1:No, that was a while ago. I think I got a notification that there was 18. Oh my god, there's a crap ton of brackets too.
Speaker 3:God that was strong Need a second. No, I'll be right.
Speaker 2:Who do you got winning? Chris Duke, Big Cooper flag guy.
Speaker 1:Cooper flag.
Speaker 2:Yeah, disagree. Or are you going to call yourself?
Speaker 1:I'm saying it on air right now Duke's going to win it and Cooper flag's going to break his ankle in the third or in the second half. I guess you should say Do you know Cooper flag?
Speaker 2:I have no idea.
Speaker 1:I'm the next Chuck. I don't know nothing about sports.
Speaker 3:He plays for Duke. Oh fuck, God damn it. I sound like an idiot. Even I knew that one.
Speaker 1:Fuck you, you walked me right into that. That's funny, because every time I hear Chuck, I'm like God, Chuck's just a fucking idiot. I'm like damn it. I know sports. I just don't know how you guys keep track of the players. It's crazy.
Speaker 2:Just videos Like Cooper.
Speaker 3:Flag sports. I just don't know the play. I don't know how you guys keep track of the players. It's crazy. Uh, just videos like cooper flag. There was a video what he's a freshman this year?
Speaker 2:right, I'm not entirely sure.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure he's a freshman damn I just know he's supposed to be the next big like prospect yeah, because like last year, whenever it was I don't know if he's a freshman right now, but whenever it was he like finished up his high school career and then there's like a bunch of videos going around of him. He was one like part of the practice squad for the olympic team, like he would practice against the olympic team, get him prepared for the olympics. Also there was just a bunch of videos of him running like uh, like scrimmages, like he'd go play pick up basketball with. Like a bunch of videos of him running like scrimmages, like he'd go play pickup basketball with like a bunch of NBA players, and he was actually like how often does a freshman start in college?
Speaker 1:Is that more common than you think? Depends or kind of varies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, depends, but like at Duke or Kentucky, like yeah, they usually play. I mean, I don't know, it varies because I'm sure there's a bunch of freshmen that don't even play for Duke right now.
Speaker 1:That's three drinks down, by the way. Yeah, keep up. I'm going hard, dude. You're going to have to drag me out of this podcast.
Speaker 2:Wow. But yeah, cooper Flagg supposedly tearing it up I picked houston, which houston's gonna have to beat duke to make it to the championship game. So I mean, would potentially have to be, if duke can win out, houston can win out, they would have to play each other to figure out who goes to the championship.
Speaker 1:So that's going to be interesting between me and you. A lot of shit talking is going to happen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a lot of interesting stuff.
Speaker 3:You guys should do a wager 150 grand Jesus Christ. Wow, I was thinking like a slab bed or something.
Speaker 1:I was thinking like 10 bucks $300,000. Cash Cash.
Speaker 2:Let me just pull that out real quick.
Speaker 3:Cash right now Talk to your accounting people, chris I don't need to dude.
Speaker 1:I think I got $250,000 in my pocket right here $250,000?
Speaker 2:Yeah, right now.
Speaker 1:Why do you think I'm sitting so uneven? Gee buzz.
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Speaker 1:Oh, man, tow Mater, that's a hard one.
Speaker 3:What are we talking?
Speaker 1:I want to say like what? Yeah, gotta give us more context. Who's better, who's who are cooler?
Speaker 2:who would I rather hang out?
Speaker 1:with who I'd rather have a three-way with or what just yeah pick it.
Speaker 3:I think I would rather hang out with mater. I feel like you. We could go, uh, tractor tipping way cooler adventures.
Speaker 1:I feel like, oh yeah, he's just a vibe. That's Easton's first beer.
Speaker 2:You guys already know it's not my first beer. I've cracked every single one of them in the mic.
Speaker 1:He edits those in. He doesn't actually drink that much.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's actually a vegan.
Speaker 2:We take pictures for proof. I think you can still drink beer if you're a vegan. I don't know. I have no idea. It only has yeast.
Speaker 1:That's not a plant hey, have you guys watched any of the venom movies? Yeah, I watched the first two, all of them. I just watched the newest one on the plane and it was bow, really yeah spider-man make an appearance.
Speaker 3:Well, I didn't want you, I didn't finish it. Oh, never mind then because that was my whole thing with the first two. Like we're a spider-man, at least like a little cameo, nothing it's, he's just. They just made venom like more of a joke you know what I mean, but then I'm supposed to be like, well, I think the venom movie should have been rated r yeah, isn't venom black spider-man kind of?
Speaker 2:yeah?
Speaker 3:yeah, kind of, but not he venoms like an alien goo thing that appears in the spider-man world and he takes over spider-man and he's like uh, he's like a parasite. So he makes spider-Man more evil, kind of. He also makes you do a cool dance. Oh yeah, spider-man 3, tom McGuire I don't think he's ever seen any of those.
Speaker 2:No, I've only watched one Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 with, I think, tobey Maguire, doc Ock, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a good one. I'm not a big movie watcher. I feel like I'm not a big movie watcher. I feel like I'm not a big movie, tv or anything watcher. I just can't. I don't have the attention span for it, but I do watch, I have watched. I didn't watch any of the new Spider-Bans with what's his name? Tom Holland? Yeah, I didn't watch any of those.
Speaker 2:They're pretty solid, but with Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, we actually talked about Andrew Garfield on the last episode. Shout out, andrew.
Speaker 1:Garfield, toby McQuarrie got bit by a spider, but see me, it was a goat. Anyways, a little M&M for you.
Speaker 3:Those movies are kickass, though, no they're cool.
Speaker 1:Shout out M. I wish I had the attention span and the patience to just sit down and watch every Marvel movie from the start of the series to finish. I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, on Disney+ you can go on a certain section and they have it in chronological order, so it all makes sense when you watch it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Disney+ isn't real. We all know that.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's not real, no, oh.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I've been watching. I watch all my Disney movies on Disney Minus.
Speaker 3:That's got to be a pirated site somewhere in the world right.
Speaker 1:Oh, speaking of pirating stuff, so I'm in the line trade right, trying to get in the line trade I've been looking at, I've been doing my taxes through like TurboTax and H&R Block and that, and I feel like I've been knowing every time I do it with them. So I talked to my buddies I was like, hey, like the locals, hey, do you know anybody that does taxes? You know I'm trying to get you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. This guy's like, oh yeah, hit this guy up this and that, cool, whatever I hit him up Took me six days to get back to me. Cool, gave him my social security number, gave him my taxes. Haven't heard from him since.
Speaker 1:No, being serious, I'm being serious, dead ass, dead serious Deadass. I can show you the text. I texted him two days ago. I was like, hey, I just want to know how the tags are going. No response.
Speaker 2:I'm like wait. So were you not the person that emailed us? No, that was me. Oh, okay, I was at my local watering hole just last night, actually for a little bit of lawn dancing and a little 80s 90s 90s, 90s party action yeah, shout out to.
Speaker 3:Alston Pub for shouting us out.
Speaker 1:The one thing I hate about listening to this podcast is you guys shout them out and I'm just like wow, I would love some food from that place.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm telling you it's really good If you haven't made it up to Rainier Oregon, the Alston.
Speaker 3:Pub and Grub. They got a newer chicken wrap there. Oh, it's to die for Dude for real.
Speaker 1:I've been to these fancy-ass $400 restaurants. You know, whatever you buy, it's going to be freaking a bag.
Speaker 3:And then I'm like man, some $15 fucking meal at the pub would be delicious you could spend $20 and not eat for two days at the pub would be delicious you could spend 20 and not eat for two days that's the one thing about that dude.
Speaker 1:You can spend like oh, I'm gonna put my car on the tab. You know, open tab. You know you drank for fucking four hours. Oh, your total was 36 and 28 cents.
Speaker 3:Oh, jesus christ, oh yeah yeah the pub is fantastic and, yeah, it was a pretty cool experience. We gotta we gotta take a picture with the dude who I didn't know and I don't know if he used to know him, but he was super cool and it turns out he was a big fan of Rolling Deep, so it was a really cool experience.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Last night I got that chicken wrap with some fries, an order of mozzarella sticks and drank for about three hours-ish.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were there for a good amount of time.
Speaker 1:Also just want to let everyone who's listening know I am fucking rolling deep right now. That's the rolling deep experience. Jesus Christ. I'm a couple sips done, or a couple sips before I'm done, but Jesus Christ, you guys killed me.
Speaker 2:That was the end of the challenge for me, but I craft opened another one.
Speaker 1:Did you roll I?
Speaker 2:rolled a four.
Speaker 1:You rolled a three. Yeah, oh wait.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because he opened one before we started. Whoa, whoa whoa Alex, Don't get aggressive, okay but for the listeners, I'm staring at chris, hey you sure, just want to let everyone know.
Speaker 1:Alex is like very aggressive and very like he'll throw something at you yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, um, a new new shirt belly button lint. New pants getting some lint in the belly button. New underwear lint in the belly button. How New underwear lint in the belly button. A hat, sweatshirt, like any new piece of clothing I get that hasn't went through the washer and dryer like at least 20 times, is throwing some lint and then finding it in my belly button somehow.
Speaker 1:That's insane.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Honestly, it's insane.
Speaker 3:I think we need to get you checked out by like a doctor or maybe a scientist.
Speaker 1:Maybe you can sew that motherfucker clothes guys.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe we do have to sew it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know. So you're a big baseball guy, aren't you?
Speaker 1:Starting. Yeah, I went to a lot of Giants games this year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go ahead, you're a Giants fan.
Speaker 1:Lay me with it, go ahead. No, a Giants fan, lay me with it, go ahead. No, I'm just asking. Yeah, I'm a Giants fan.
Speaker 2:Are you excited for opening day?
Speaker 1:I'm very excited.
Speaker 2:Are you going to opening day?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know if they're playing at home or not.
Speaker 1:Okay, this is my thing. I'm trying to go to Chicago to the White Sox. Yeah, to go, you know.
Speaker 2:Why do you want to go to a White Sox game?
Speaker 1:Because I want to go when they're. So I want to visit every stadium, you know. Yeah, I think it'd be cool if I want to go to the stadium Chicago and go while they're playing the Giants. My significant other wants to go the week after and I'm like what's the point?
Speaker 2:To Chicago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean she's like, oh, there's other things to do in Chicago. I'm like, yeah, but going while the giants are playing.
Speaker 3:Doesn't she like the giants?
Speaker 1:too. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3:I don't understand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a little interesting but you're still going to go to a game.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll probably end up with it.
Speaker 1:I thought you were talking about the week after and you just weren't going to go to a game. I didn't go off topic there, Sorry.
Speaker 2:Oh no, that's fine.
Speaker 1:But yes, I was looking at opening day tickets but I don't know if we bought them or not, I'm not sure. But I do plan on going to a lot of the A's games because the A's I don't know if the listeners know, but their stadium closed. They're going to be playing in Sacramento, which is 20 minutes from my place that I live.
Speaker 3:You ever go to King's games, little NBA.
Speaker 1:Dude, I haven't. Nba is cool and all, but it's pretty boring to go watch If you're not into it. So I'm not huge into it. I get into it if it's a good game, but like oh you go, oh it's a blowout. They won by 20 the whole time, that's fair.
Speaker 3:See, my favorite player got traded to Golden State. Who's that? Jimmy Beller.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:I love Jimmy Beller because I mean, I'm a heap yeah he's my uncle oh really yeah, but anyway the giants yeah, it's cool, dude, and then the cool I think they got the coolest stadium in uh america I, I do too.
Speaker 1:I think it's cool. And then the cool thing about that is like if, like costco, you go through costco, you can buy two tickets for $100. What yeah, really.
Speaker 2:Actually, I take that back. I think Fenway is probably the coolest baseball stadium in America.
Speaker 1:I heard the San Diego one is super cool.
Speaker 2:Actually I take all of this back. I haven't seen any of them, but Fenway, I would assume, is cool. I assume Yankee Stadium is pretty cool. I also assume that what's the one that they always talk about, not Chicago.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:The Giants. One is sick. I think it's. I want to say off the top of my head, it's either the Cubs or the.
Speaker 1:Cubs is old. Right, yeah, the Cubs is super old. I think the Yankees one is super old too. Which one is the most famous one? Well Fenway is probably the Green Monster. Fenway is the most popular.
Speaker 2:But the Cubs and gosh, who's the other one I'm thinking of? It's one of those East Coast teams. Oh, cleveland, I thought Cleveland was pretty like well-known too.
Speaker 1:When I go to Chicago they say my buddy went. He said there's three stadiums the White Sox, chicago and some other one. I don't remember which one it was, it's the Chicago Cubs, chicago Well just baseball. Yeah, just baseball.
Speaker 2:It's the Chicago Cubs, the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 1:There's another one. He said they're all right next to each other, so you can bang all three out while you're there.
Speaker 2:I would think that he's probably talking about the Detroit Tigers, but I don't know how close Detroit is to Chicago. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I thought it was pretty close, but but the cool thing about being so close to San Fran is I can buy tickets whenever, and I can buy front row tickets for $100 a ticket. You know what I mean. It's really pretty cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, the Cubs, the White Sox, and I was going to say Soldier Field if you were just talking about a stadium, but that's the Bears stadium, the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1:So this is a thing I don't know. So is the NBA. Nba are they playing right now? I was going to think about trying to buy a Bulls game while I'm there, but they won't give me dates. Because is that when their playoffs is around that area?
Speaker 3:Playoffs actually kind of start somewhat soon.
Speaker 1:I was going to try to buy Bulls tickets, but they don't have anything because they said, oh, something about playoffs.
Speaker 3:I'm not really sure about records and who's for sure going to playoffs at the moment and who's not. Yeah, I don't think the Bulls have done that hot lately, so I can't really speak on it.
Speaker 2:Okc, cleveland and Boston are the only guaranteed lately. So I've yeah, I think it's, I can't really speak on it, okay, see, okay see, cleveland and boston are the only guaranteed. Oh, really, yeah, they've been killing it.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, actually the cats have been on like I don't know how, as of right now or when anyone's listening to this, but they were on like a three or four game losing streak, weirdly enoughly enough.
Speaker 2:They were still way ahead of the Celtics, though I think the conference locked I know OKC has the conference locked- I'm trying to think who in the West right now is doing really good at the moment.
Speaker 3:I can't even think of anyone.
Speaker 1:I'm excited. I've never been to the West Coast. That's going to be cool Going down there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the Warriors. Well, I have the Warriors. Warriors have been well since they got Jimmy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, since they got Jimmy, they've cooked. They were only at what 10-game win streak?
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, it's like I think right now it's like at the time we're recording this it's like 16 or 17 game. I think they're like 16 or 17 and like two damn since getting jimmy butler. Yeah, because they were the warriors, were kind of in a rough spot, got rid of clay and then who did jimmy play?
Speaker 2:before uh the heat yeah that's crazy, I saw that the other day that like because the the warriors went like 10 and 2 in their first 12 games after their 12 games went like 10-2 in their first 12 games After their 12 games went like 10-24.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then after that was when they got Jimmy Butler, and then now they've went on like a.
Speaker 3:Jimmy Butler is just a different breed. The crazy thing is like playoff with Jimmymy is like a real thing. So I mean I'm assuming they're gonna make it to playoffs and I'm because jimmy like I I don't know how to describe it I mean all the people that watch the nba just like, no, like jimmy belling the playoffs is a different brain and it sucks. He got hurt last year, like when they were in, when the heat made it to the playoffs so we didn't get to see it and the heat didn't really make it far. But the year before, like they made it to the finals and no one thought like that was gonna happen. Just because of all they, they beat the celtics in the east. It was awesome. So I'm really excited. I would love to see even though I'm a heat fan fan, I would love to see Jimmy get a ring just because he is my favorite player and I think leaving.
Speaker 1:Why is he your favorite player?
Speaker 3:I just A crush, a crush, maybe he's a crush on.
Speaker 1:Emo Jimmy.
Speaker 3:Right on the podcast, everyone's hearing it now Emo Jimmy, emo Jimmy yeah, I don't know if you know, but every year for Media Day, jimmy Butler would do something really wild. Like one year he had like extensions, like dread extensions, and like shaved his face, and another year he like was all emo. Now he like wore a wig. I saw the emo one. Yeah, dude, so sick. And for a while the NBA was just using his picture from 2k because they knew he was trolling so they didn't even want to use like any of the real pictures it's awesome.
Speaker 3:No, he's just a fun player to watch and he's very enthusiastic and he's hilarious, like all my favorite players I feel like have when it comes to any sport, have like personality and like I like seeing them outside of the sport. They play, yeah, yeah, and so it's like really cool because I know he's like a big music guy. So if you follow him on instagram, he's like always posting different types of music any, anything from like marvin gay to like big x to plug dude, I'm a huge music guy like I, I love music.
Speaker 2:How big, big, how hard.
Speaker 1:Gay porn hard. That's pretty damn hard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, gay porn hard.
Speaker 1:One thing that I get frustrated with my significant other she drives in the car with no music. That's crazy, no matter how long the distance is no matter where she's going, she doesn't put any music on.
Speaker 3:We're talking like no noise at all.
Speaker 1:No, no, no noise whatsoever. And she's like oh, it's because my radio doesn't work. I fixed her fucking radio, Okay, and I was just like yo we gotta have something. Listen to fucking music. At least put the radio on, I would rather have like music I hate on more than like complete silence.
Speaker 3:Yeah, for real so we're talking, not even like podcasts, not what the hell that's, she's like by the time I put it on and I'm already be where I'm at like oh, you're not, you just shuffle.
Speaker 1:I don't care if I'm going five seconds down the road, I'm putting a song, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, even if I'm just going to the grocery store.
Speaker 1:What's your go-to travel song?
Speaker 3:Go-to travel. I have different playlists so it kind of just depends Right now, if you ask me, zach Bryan, zach Bryan, yeah, any Zach Bryan album slash song, I'm all about.
Speaker 1:I'm a big Mexican OT and big X to plug guy.
Speaker 3:I'm not huge on Mexican OT, what I haven't listened to him a whole lot. I need to explore him. But big X to plug he's dope Shout out.
Speaker 1:Mexican OT is the shit Actually, because I've watched Mexican OT and listened to him. My next big purchase, I think, think is going to be a grill. Really yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like Merle, haggard. Oh, shout out.
Speaker 3:Chuck.
Speaker 2:Any situation.
Speaker 3:Chuck's just like yep Merle Haggard. Miss you, chuck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I actually do enjoy Merle Haggard, but Chuck just like only wants to listen to Merle Haggard. Miss you Chuck. Yeah, I actually do enjoy Merle Haggard, but Chuck just like only wants to listen to Merle Haggard and that's great and all. But like sometimes it's just like well, wouldn't it be kind of cool to listen to like another genre country music, or even not even genre just just like another person from that era, like anybody?
Speaker 3:I'm. So for me, I'm big on like situations. So like I like I was just telling chris I have different playlists for different situations. You know, like I have music for when we're camping and we're around a bonfire. I have music for when it's like kind of more of a house party and so when we're all trying to like hang out and talk and like kind of be upbeat and like just vibe out, I don't want to put on something slow or sad. You know I want to. I want to get kind of be something funky. You know I do like me some flatbush zombies when I'm just kind of hanging.
Speaker 1:I was a big flatbush zombies. For a long time I haven't listened to them.
Speaker 3:I'm getting back into them, so I was kind of the same with you. I was big on them, didn't listen to them for a minute.
Speaker 3:Now I'm kind of back on a big shrimp fire Because they re-released one of their old mixtapes, better Off Dead, on Spotify and Apple Music Didn't know that. Yeah, on, like spotify and apple music didn't know that. Yeah, so it has like uh, palm tree, so, like you go on, apple music has like palm trees and my favorite song, regular and complex uh, what else is on that album 222 has some good bangers on there easton's only drank two beers.
Speaker 2:By the way, she's letting the podcast now we're taking a picture of her evidence after this you can edit all you want, but I'm here sitting with my own eyes.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to tell everyone.
Speaker 1:You're a fake, Alex. We all knew he was a fucking fake. He tried to cheat it through the break.
Speaker 2:Just so you know, I've rolled a four and drank five.
Speaker 3:You rolled a three. I mean either way.
Speaker 2:I've drank more than that. I'm being honest, I had one open before plus four more drinking. The fifth got one more left to make it six slash seven if you count the one before the episode every second I'm on this podcast, I'm just rolling deeper and deeper.
Speaker 1:Dude, this hit me hard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where, where are you going above because I'm black out, black out. You're not trying to exceed expectations.
Speaker 1:No, fuck your expectations.
Speaker 2:Wow. So I guess for anybody that's listening that could be a guest one day. Just come here and do the bare minimum.
Speaker 3:Hopefully you roll a one and then you can have some fucking sunny D afterwards or something. Yeah, Alex is actually only drinking tea.
Speaker 1:He doesn't have the twisted in it or something. Yeah, alex is actually only drinking tea, he doesn't have to twist it in it. Oh yeah, piece of shit. If anyone knows me, I'm a fucking hot dog connoisseur.
Speaker 3:In.
Speaker 1:Vegas I had six hot dogs, I think. I think it's a lot.
Speaker 2:Really On the place on Fremont. I think you were just doing it for clout.
Speaker 1:No, but chili hot dogs, chili dogs. I never eat chili dogs oh yeah, we talked, they went down so good and, oh my god, when I puked that shit up, it was the worst thing I've ever felt in my life, did we? Uh, we?
Speaker 3:did we talk about the we? We talked a little bit about vegas great trip. Yes, it was there.
Speaker 1:When Alex fell down the stairs, the part they let out he cried for 20 minutes after that. I did not. No, I had to pick him up because he was crying.
Speaker 3:Did not happen.
Speaker 1:You better not cut that part out. I swear to God, because if he cuts that part out you know he was crying Well, they would never hear it if we cut it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to instagram I'll email you guys.
Speaker 3:There there is a funny video of us going back to our hotel room and I just was in so much pain.
Speaker 1:Easton like not carried me but had to give me support and was like I remember one time, at one point and I felt like a dick after this, Alex was limping. He's like can I lean on you? I said no, then walked away, Did you? I was so hammered. I'm watching the video, Poor Alex.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was a rough night for me.
Speaker 1:That was a rough night for me, it was a rough night if no one knows what alex looks like, he's about 4 11 106 pounds.
Speaker 3:Just the most frail guy you ever meet yeah, well, it sucks because a few, like a few hours before that, I tried jumping through a table at the super bowl party. I remember that, yeah, I didn't jumping through a table at the Super.
Speaker 1:Bowl party. I remember that. Yeah, I didn't break through the table.
Speaker 3:Because he's 106 pounds and 4'11", both false, but I'm not big enough to break through a table If I lean on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Just a hair is going through.
Speaker 3:And a lot of vodka lemonade was drank during that Super Bowl party. Oof I got shit-faced. Such a great time.
Speaker 1:Because we bought an entry fee, whatever the fuck it was, I don't remember and they give you a bracelet with so much money on it and you just feel obligated to spend it. You want to get your money's worth yeah, but dude, I was struggling to, Because you know Vegas, they give you a cup, yeah, you know. Hey, give me a buck cranberry, it's a fucking cup. Oh, dude, it's, it's a huge cup of of alcohol. And cranberry and yeah, like, oh, it's, it's a light, you know, but it's, it's a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 3:And I told my person who made me my drink. I mean I don't know if they actually did like hook me up, but I told them because I I had titos. I I asked for Tito's and lemonade. They just had a bottle of Minute Maid. I said, yeah, just mix that Minute Maid and Tito's. And I said, put as much Tito's as you want in it. I didn't see how much he poured, so maybe I was just feeling what do you call it? Also?
Speaker 2:rolling deep.
Speaker 3:Well, I was rolling deep, but I was rolling pretty deep. And then my other homie couldn't finish his drink.
Speaker 1:I would like to also mention that Alex went to the nearest orphanage and made fun of. The kid said Ha-ha. I have a dad and mom and you don't. I just wanted to let you know, guys, wow. I saw it, no one else did Wow.
Speaker 3:So no one can deny it, but me, the orphanage on Fremont else did wow so no one can deny it. But the orphanage on frame, yeah, yeah, that one right next to circa, yeah, I, I fucked up my uncle.
Speaker 1:My god, I'm so pissed, yeah you know what these orphans deserve everything.
Speaker 2:I gotta take my anger out at something uh, but well anyway, do you have anything else?
Speaker 1:listen to the podcast that's about it.
Speaker 3:I think we're all good well.
Speaker 1:Thank you, chris, for coming on of course, of course, next time fly me out it was a pleasure and for all you guys listening out there.
Speaker 2:Thanks for listening and to stay updated on our specials or new episode releases, follow our Instagram at rollingdeeppod with one P. You can also send us an email at rollingdeeppod at gmailcom. And once again, thanks for listening. And remember with enough drinks, you too can roll deep Atta boy. Roll deep Attaboy, All right.
Speaker 3:All night long.
Speaker 2:Gasoline and groceries. The list goes on and on.
Speaker 3:It's nine to five. I ain't workin'. Why the hell do?
Speaker 2:I work so hard.
Speaker 3:I can't worry about my problems.
Speaker 2:I can't take them when I'm gone. One, two three, four. Tell them bring another round. We need plenty more Dance floor.
Speaker 1:Oh, my Good Lord, whiskey Fifth Street. Fifth Street, tipsy Pipsy, pipsy.
