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Rolling Deep
Ep. 5: A Wild Ride With Cris
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The Rolling Deep podcast ventures into new territory as hosts Easton and Alex welcome their first-ever guest, Cristoval Becerra—former kicker for the 2018 Rainier Columbians, Mexican food enthusiast, and self-proclaimed gambling legend. The chemistry is instant as they kick off with their signature "Hot Rolls" drinking game, setting the stage for an increasingly uninhibited conversation.
Introducing First Guest Cristobal
Speaker 1I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now. I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep. I'm Easton and I'm Alex. Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep. I'm Easton and I'm Alex. Chuck's unfortunately not here with us today, but the good news is we replaced him for the day with our very first special guest, Woo Yep. Today we welcome our first guest to the Rolling Deep podcast. He was the starting kicker for the 2018 Rainier Columbians. He's a Mexican food enthusiast and a gambling legend. One of our best friends, Cristobal.
Speaker 1Becerra, how's it going everyone? Thanks, chris. Many people know me by tall, dark and handsome. I don't know Word around town, yeah, all right.
Hot Rolls Challenge Begins
Speaker 2Well, now that Chris is on, we can start with our official Hot Rolls with our first guest. As all of you know, hot Rolls is a game we like to play. Chris, it starts a little something like this we're going to play a little game called Hot Rolls. You're going to roll the dice, and whatever number you land on is how many beers you have to finish during the episode, or drinks of your choice. It's up to you, but you can always drink more than your number. You just can't ever drink any less. So, without further ado, we'll start with the first roll. Chris, you're up first all righty the first guess.
Speaker 1You got a five, just one shy well, the unfortunate part about that is I will be drinking tequila because beer does not settle right with my stomach.
Speaker 2So well, you'll be rolling deep for sure welcome, fun episode hell yeah, all right, next up, next up, three Gosh. I feel like I've rolled a three every single episode.
Speaker 3You're really hitting low numbers, oh yeah, we should check those dice.
Speaker 2Yeah, weighted dice, but only for me. Might be the table or something. Anyway, alex, you're up next. Two, two deuce, wow. So you know we're being respectful hosts here letting, letting the guests take the heat, that's not great chris, I'm excited to have you on today yeah, I'm excited, dude.
Speaker 1I flew down, uh, from sacramento just for this I opened, you had premium uber delivery no, actually, if you guys, uh eason, ever suggest to pick you up from the airport, don't do it. He picked me up at 8 30 and didn't get to rain here until about one or one o'clock. What time is it? One o'clock, yeah? Yeah, one 30 yeah, we had a couple pit stops. Yeah, raising, yeah, that's the thing I didn't want to pit stop.
Speaker 2Yeah, we hit up Raising Cane's a little Home Depot action. Stopped by the casino a little bit and then made our way back.
Speaker 1Very fun.
Speaker 2Yeah, my luck was pretty swell at the casino today. I'm not sure about the other two.
Speaker 1I haven't really got the report, but I uh started with 250, got down to 100, then wanted up to 210. So not too bad, only lost 40 bucks.
Speaker 3I'm down eight grand no, I'm joking uh I didn't, I didn't come up, I am down.
Speaker 1I think 90, 80 it's pretty rough 80 or 90 yeah not not too worse, I guess exactly.
Speaker 3That's always how I think about it, so yeah, I'm the opposite.
Speaker 1I uh, I came back up a piece of shit 560 bucks good for you yeah he was down to his I was sitting right next to me, he was down to his last 30 out of whatever he pulled out and then put it on one number and hit that number in relay and then just was going from that and then the two slot machines I went to him with.
Speaker 3He got well, actually like three hit different bonuses, pretty big bonuses, yeah, like right off the bat. Yeah, that's just east and luck.
Speaker 2It wasn't going good there at the start but towards the end it had different bonuses, pretty big bonuses, yeah, like right off the bat. Yeah, best Easton luck. It wasn't going good there at the start, but towards the end it picked back up in a nice way for me.
Speaker 1I feel like when I gamble, I always get real scared when I'm down like $200. And that's when I what is that? Number two?
Speaker 2No, that's number one. That's number one, that's the first open.
Speaker 1Does this count's number one? That's number one, that's the first open.
Speaker 3Does this count as number one For you? I say we can make it count for number one.
Speaker 2Yeah, you just made it Black out.
Speaker 1But no, I feel like you're real consistent at I'm going to win my money back. Yeah, and always do Never give up.
Speaker 2Yeah, for the most part. But yeah, I've had a lot more luck up here. I yeah, I've had a lot more luck up here. I don't think I've ever won very big outside of the state of Oregon or Washington. I don't know why. I just don't really have the luck.
Speaker 1Every time I gamble on. Cali, it's just downhill.
Speaker 3Quick too.
Speaker 1It's never like oh, you get to play a little bit.
Speaker 3No, it's just At least up here.
Speaker 2I feel like you can make your money last and set you at a fun time. Yeah, up here I feel like you can make your money last and, like, set you at a fun time. Yeah, I, uh, I got a couple rules when I go to the casino. I'd never go back to the same table or same machine twice. I try to hold myself to it. Sometimes I break, but I also try not to drink when I gamble. Um, I just try to gamble, keep a clear mind and and uh, play, but sometimes it breaks and then I get reminded real quickly why I don't do a couple of those things you know.
Speaker 1For a dude that loves drinking, it surprised me how set you are and not drinking while gambling, cause that's my favorite thing to do. I look in shit face thing Like, oh, money isn't real. Yeah, see, that's the part that I try to avoid.
Speaker 2I had a couple, two, three experiences where I was up but I was impaired enough to not think about, Not care as much yeah, to not care about taking it home with me, and so then that was kind of the deal is that I ended up losing it and then I came to the conclusion that it was because I was intoxicated and like didn't have a clear mind and that's why I don't.
Speaker 2Now is like I have a lot, say I win, you know, 700 bucks or whatever, and I'm not drinking bucks or whatever and I'm not drinking. I usually have, you know, a solid enough mind to like put away a chunk of it and then only use like a hundred bucks after that, instead of, you know, going down the rabbit hole of peeling it all back in, you know, cause it's kind of a different mindset. Like you go in, I have some money, you know, and then play and then get up to like 700 bucks. Well then you just got to kind of keep telling yourself that like you don't have 700 bucks, like you got 100 bucks now, and as soon as you lose it, you're done. But it's like I could dip into that, but I'm not going to. It's a lot easier to say, when you know you drinking, it's like I'm not going to dip into that savings.
Speaker 2So I have $100, so then you go to a slot machine or something, get down $10. It's like I need to cash this out, because this is the only $100 I have to play with for the rest of the night. Dude, I don't know, that's just how it works for me.
Speaker 1This is going to make me feel real bad, but there's something about gambling that just makes my get me half a chubby. You know what I mean. Just oof you walk in, there's that fucking 70 year old lady smoking a cigarette right in your mouth and you're just like I'm fucking home that's all the lights, that's all the noises you hear, and it's on purpose dude, it's like an amusement park. It fucking works, I tell you that dude that?
Speaker 2makes me so happy get your balls tingling, dude, I tell you. Yeah, I think that's like factual evidence. Though, if you like gambling, I I swear, if you just like take a moment to stop and breathe, you can feel your balls tingling am I having a stroke? Or am I just having a lot of fun here because my balls are tingling? Man, I wonder what the deal is with like women, like what do they feel tingling when they're?
Speaker 2getting excited, you know, jesus, when they see me, I mean have you ever sat at a blackjack table or like roulette table or a slot machine and just like won so much you'd like? Actually got a hard on?
Speaker 1No, I don't think I've ever got a hard on at the casino. I mean, I've been up $1,100 and lost it all in like two minutes because I was hammered.
Speaker 2Reaching for the big one. Yeah, yeah, see, that's always fun too.
Speaker 1That was like three years ago and it still makes me like damn.
Speaker 2Yeah, when you hit the big one, it's pretty nice though.
Speaker 1I've yet to hit the big one. I mean, usually when I go, I win $100, $200, and I walk away but nothing heavier than that.
Speaker 3I think the biggest one I've like had just like based off a slot machine, like off like one bonus or whatever, was like four, five hundred and I remember feeling like I was having an asthma attack because of how excited I was.
Speaker 1I don't think I've ever even won 500 bucks I put 500 bucks on black one time in cali when I was. Another time occasion when I was hammered, we were partying in Chico and then we went back to Reading and I was like dude, money is nothing, threw it on black, and I'm not even joking, dude. When it hit red, my stomach dropped. I was like wow, oh yeah, stupid.
Speaker 3There's like I mean losing out like blackjack or like slots, I feel like is one type of feeling. It's like ah, shit, all right, whatever, but when you lose on roulette, no matter how much you put, it always feels shitty.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's something about hearing red, yeah yeah, the only time I've ever cashed in while drinking was, uh, actually probably the biggest night I've ever had at a casino.
Speaker 1See, you have to keep drinking now.
Speaker 2No, so yeah.
Speaker 3No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1You can't win big by drinking and then be like, oh, I'm going to stop drinking.
Speaker 2Well, no, the deal was then. I was still following my rule, but I rode. I call bullshit no but I rode up there and was intoxicated After this podcast On my way up there, so I was intoxicated when I walked into the casino. Didn't drink Exactly In the casino, but I was still intoxicated.
Speaker 1Exactly so we got to get hammered.
Speaker 2But it was at a roulette table. The same type of thing as today happened. I bought in with some money. One got up to like 800 bucks just playing roulette, got a couple lucky wins on a couple different numbers. I always play nickels just because I can't keep like when I get paid out in dollars I can't actually like it's just such a large amount of chips.
The Feeling of Winning and Losing Big
Speaker 2They're all like a dollar a piece. It's hard for me to like keep count like how much money I actually have. When it's nickels or fives. I guess I can keep track of it a lot easier. Like 25, like it's just way easier to count for me. So I always play with nickels.
Speaker 2You know made a couple of good hits on, you know, $10 on a number, or $15 on a number that you know would have paid me out $350, the $15 on numbers you know, five, 25. So I I mean I I was up pretty quick to like 800 bucks. But then I, then I went for the big one. I was starting to toss some chips out. I was like, okay, I'm going to set this $500 aside, I'm going to play with this $300 and see if we can freaking rock it out of the park. And even then, like I said, I was a little bit intoxicated when I came into the casino so I didn't even realize exactly how much I won. But I had $ hundred dollars on, uh, black 22. I think I hit every bet there was on black 22 on that hit. So I had a hundred dollars on black 22. That automatically pays out $3,500. I had. I had $10 on the split between the 22 and 19 split. So that paid out. What is that? The splits, uh?
Speaker 1depending on the numbers you split 12 to 12 to one.
Speaker 2So that's another 120 bucks. On the split, I had the street. That's 11 to one. So then you know, I had the street. That's 11 to one. So then you know, I had the street, I had the double street, I had the split, I had the corner, I had a hundred dollars on 22 and $25 on black, $25 on the second 12. Damn, anyway, I didn't really realize how much I had won until all of a sudden they were paying me out Until they paid you out.
Speaker 2Yeah, they were paying me out. And usually, you know, roulette has like their specific chips that you can't take from the table. They're just roulette chips, you know. And they started paying me out in like the real casino chips. They paid me out. Yeah, they paying me out. And like the real casino chips, they paid me out. Yeah, they paid me out. And, like I said, I still didn't realize how much I had won until I saw them literally pull over a stack of 500 chips, like I just saw the purple come out and then I saw it was, and I was like holy shit, like what you know yeah, you got a purple today.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've never gotten a purple but like yeah, they literally were sliding, sliding, it was like a stack of I think in total the payout was like 6300 bucks and just slid it over and I was like that's wow and then even then though, I mean I still had 500 that I wasn't even gonna play with at that point.
Speaker 2So I literally took the 6300, jammed it all in my pocket and then played out the rest of the 500 and kind of up and down whatever. But I mean it's also super fun to play with like a chunk of money, say, you know 500 bucks or whatever. When you have 6300 sitting in your pocket, you're like oh okay.
Speaker 1Well, you know what it gets me, though. This is like when you're just like oh what if I just go down to the casino, throw ten thousand dollars on black and then in two seconds I can make $10,000. I mean, that thought goes through my head more often than it should.
Speaker 2I'm just like, oh would be nice. You know, yeah, but that's just the name of the game. I guess, it's always enticing.
Sports Talk: Basketball and Baseball
Speaker 3but then you realize, like gosh, if lose, if I lose ten thousand dollars, I'll also probably just off myself tell you what boys feeling a lot better after uh getting laced with the last dab hot sauce on a bagel for the listeners. Uh, before we started recording, we needed some more food in our system and uh, chris and easton made bagels upstairs and they brought me down a piece and I ate it, not knowing there was well, hot sauce to my defense, easton tricked me to do it and I was dying, and then I was like all right, well, the two of us have done it.
Speaker 1Now we got to get the third one.
Speaker 3I mean, surprisingly, it has decent flavor actually, but it's just hot as hell To the listeners.
Speaker 1If anyone has ever seen the show Hot Ones, it was the final hot sauce, the last dab. That shit will clear your nostrils like no other. I tell you that.
Speaker 3Oh, I feel good A little bit of a burn. It kind of hit me like a. That shit will clear your nostrils like no other. I tell you that, oh, I feel good A little bit of a burn. It kind of hit me like a truck, a little bit of a lingering.
Speaker 2Yeah, Dude, I've often wanted to know, like how people's taste buds work.
Speaker 3What do you mean? When it comes to that Like tolerance.
Speaker 1Yeah, Like the spice, Like the type of people who can eat hot sauce like no other and not yeah, like, do you think you're born with it?
Speaker 3I mean I think so Because a lot of guests on Hot Ones they ask the host, sean Evans, about it all the time and he says he wasn't like born with it. He said he had to like become a hot sauce guy.
Speaker 2So he had to like become a hot sauce guy. So I mean he's doing that weekly or day, I don't know if he's like. Mexicans have a. Really they're known to have a higher tolerance. Do you think it's just because they've ate it since birth, or do you think that they were born with just a higher tolerance?
Speaker 1that's the thing with my parents, dude. I vividly remember eating food with them and then them like mexicans always have like a pepper and they'll just take a bite. And then them like mixings always have like a pepper and they'll just take a bite and then dying like, oh, that's so, uh, I'm like okay and then why are you fucking taking?
Speaker 3a bite of the pepper, like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1They're like, oh, it's just so good. I'm like, no, it's not, and my dad's the dickhead to be like, oh yeah, take a bite. I'm like, no, I'm not gonna take a bite it's just hot as shit dude, and it just I love hot stuff, I'm gonna be wrong. But when it gets to the point where overpower yeah, no for sure, well, this is not great anymore.
Speaker 3A little bit of flavor, you want that little bit of a kick. Yeah, that's why I've never been like I see, uh, some people put like hot sauce on, like hot cheetos, like put some valentino on hot cheetos never understood.
Speaker 1No, no, I couldn't. That's some some Mexican stuff.
Speaker 2I like hot stuff in general but I don't think that I'm that big of a connoisseur. But my dad kind of does that with, I guess, hot stuff, but more like horseradish kind of. He eats horseradish on anything. He gets a burger, a nice steak, literally it always looks like it's the hardest eat of his life. But he just lathers it in horseradish right, takes the first bite, coughs for five minutes, goes damn that's really good. And then proceeds to eat another bite cough for five minutes and just be like god, that's some good stuff.
Speaker 3I kind of did the same as a kid, like when I first started eating hot cheetos as a kid, like I would open the bag and then like, have like a soda and I would just eat like handfuls of hot cheetos and my mouth would start burning and I would check like a sprite or a coke and then my stomach would just hurt so bad I'd be laying a big one and then finally, uh, after a little bit of time I would feel a lot better.
Speaker 1I'm gonna just keep keep rinsing and repeating hey, this is my second and third drink, because I put two shots of tequila in this okay, that's why, yeah, they're rolling deep. I ain't chuck over here and alex trying to cheat this system, you know. No, I'm on.
Speaker 2I'm on number two here I'm keeping it honest, it's not a crazy dick you tried to pull a, I'd pull the wool over her eyes, even me as a listener.
Speaker 1I got pissed and I texted you and I was like it's not the rules, though you have to drink, I mean I had four tequila drinks two doubles and two singles at the casino, and I'm gonna drink five here. So well yeah, and I haven't been drinking a lot lately, so this is gonna I mean, we are giving you a little bit of leeway though what do you mean by that?
Speaker 2I mean you're trying to call a double a single drink, or are you trying to call it double two drinks? Double two drinks yeah there's two shots to kill every shot yeah, but it's still just one singular no. No, that no, oh yeah you don't like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, nice, try dick yeah when I ever agree to this fucking podcast.
Speaker 3Chris is going to tweet out and be like I see where Chuck and Alex were coming from.
Speaker 1Also, these guys did not fly me out, by the way. Just keep that in mind. They're not that great of a host.
Speaker 2Well, somebody flew them out.
Speaker 1I was on the Joe Rogan podcast last week and they flew me out.
Speaker 2Joe Rogan doesn't fly anybody out? Yes, he does.
Speaker 3Only his special special guest yeah, like dana white, and that's it.
Speaker 1Yeah and me yeah, so, uh, yeah, jamie, pull that up please I was gonna hire some dude, just jamie, so I could say that every day pull that up.
Speaker 3I I've been the jamie as of lately, but we don't have the laptop out today. I do like me some, joe, though that's all I listen to. He's always like hey, you guys seen this video of the bear that attacked his poor family in Wyoming.
Speaker 1Yeah, he ripped his guts out.
Speaker 3The kid was watching the whole time. You ever hear of these new energy drinks? They literally make you fly. You're like like what?
Speaker 1pull it up?
Speaker 2oh, it's false, oh, okay hey, chris isn't isn't um the world cup gonna be in america yeah, and I'm actually hype.
Speaker 1I don't watch soccer like here. Yeah, oh, I don't know, I can't remember what year it was. I don't watch a lot of soccer, but during the world cup is when I watch soccer. I think it's like 2026.
Speaker 2I don't watch a lot of soccer, but during the World Cup is when I watch soccer I think it's like 2026.
Speaker 3I have no idea, do you?
Speaker 1know where in America. I think it's going to be like United States, mexico and Canada.
Speaker 2But it's like everywhere.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're going to have a. What's it called now? Not CenturyLink, no more, but the Seahawks Stadium. Lumen Field, oh yeah yeah, they'll have a handful of games at Lumen Field, a handful of them. They've already named all the stadiums, but I think they'll have one at what's the Rams Stadium.
Speaker 1The Rams. It's the Rams Stadium.
Speaker 3Oh gosh.
Speaker 1I have no idea. Gosh, it's brand new. I don't know stadiums gosh, I have no idea. Gosh, it's brand new. I don't know stadiums like that.
Speaker 2I don't know why you guys do yeah. No, they're having Summit MetLife in New York. I know that That'd be, sick, some in Seattle, some down at the Ram Stadium, which I'm blanking on right now. Let's look at it.
Speaker 1I think it'd be cool. It gets intense. That's the only reason why it's like the Super Bowl. I don't know how long this World Cup is.
Speaker 2Yeah, it is in 2026. It is, that's sick.
Speaker 1I'm excited That'll definitely be cool.
Speaker 3You already know it might drop a little bit of change on it. Shout out Jeff Kings.
Speaker 2Yeah, so they'll have it at Toronto Stadium, los Angeles Stadium, boston, bc, vancouver, new York, new Jersey, which is MetLife, I guess, san Francisco Bay. So that would be what? Levi's Stadium, yeah, and then Philadelphia, houston, dallas, seattle, kansas City, atlanta, but they're having some in Mexico City, I think the only ones in Canada are just. Vancouver, but they have some in Guadalajara that's where my mom's from and Mexico City.
Speaker 1They're going to have one of the NCAA games in.
Speaker 3San Fran no.
Speaker 1Yeah, no College basketball. Sorry, I should have clarified March Madness.
Speaker 3Oh, they're going to have some next.
Speaker 1Saturday in San Fran.
Speaker 2And.
Speaker 3I think I'm going to try to buy some tickets for that.
Speaker 1You know why not? It'd be fun.
Speaker 2That would be pretty sick. Yeah, are you rocking a bracket or what?
Speaker 1Me yeah, oh yeah, and I'm kicking your ass in it actually Don't even act like you don't know.
Speaker 2Yes, I am. I don't think you are now.
Speaker 1Yeah, interesting, because I am.
Speaker 2Alex, are you rocking one? I am not. Oh yeah, you're not into college basketball.
Speaker 3He was trying to make a late bracket. Is that a thing? Can you make a late bracket?
Speaker 2I think you can.
Speaker 1Can you look up how many perfect brackets there is left? Last time I checked, it was 131.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think there was 18. Did you check this morning?
Speaker 1No, that was a while ago. I think I got a notification that there was 18. Oh my god, there's a crap ton of brackets too.
Speaker 3God that was strong Need a second. No, I'll be right.
Speaker 2Who do you got winning? Chris Duke, Big Cooper flag guy.
Speaker 1Cooper flag.
Speaker 2Yeah, disagree. Or are you going to call yourself?
Speaker 1I'm saying it on air right now Duke's going to win it and Cooper flag's going to break his ankle in the third or in the second half. I guess you should say Do you know Cooper flag?
Speaker 2I have no idea.
Speaker 1I'm the next Chuck. I don't know nothing about sports.
Speaker 3He plays for Duke. Oh fuck, God damn it. I sound like an idiot. Even I knew that one.
Speaker 1Fuck you, you walked me right into that. That's funny, because every time I hear Chuck, I'm like God, Chuck's just a fucking idiot. I'm like damn it. I know sports. I just don't know how you guys keep track of the players. It's crazy.
Speaker 2Just videos Like Cooper.
Speaker 3Flag sports. I just don't know the play. I don't know how you guys keep track of the players. It's crazy. Uh, just videos like cooper flag. There was a video what he's a freshman this year?
Speaker 2right, I'm not entirely sure.
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure he's a freshman damn I just know he's supposed to be the next big like prospect yeah, because like last year, whenever it was I don't know if he's a freshman right now, but whenever it was he like finished up his high school career and then there's like a bunch of videos going around of him. He was one like part of the practice squad for the olympic team, like he would practice against the olympic team, get him prepared for the olympics. Also there was just a bunch of videos of him running like uh, like scrimmages, like he'd go play pick up basketball with. Like a bunch of videos of him running like scrimmages, like he'd go play pickup basketball with like a bunch of NBA players, and he was actually like how often does a freshman start in college?
Speaker 1Is that more common than you think? Depends or kind of varies.
Speaker 2Yeah, depends, but like at Duke or Kentucky, like yeah, they usually play. I mean, I don't know, it varies because I'm sure there's a bunch of freshmen that don't even play for Duke right now.
Speaker 1That's three drinks down, by the way. Yeah, keep up. I'm going hard, dude. You're going to have to drag me out of this podcast.
Speaker 2Wow. But yeah, cooper Flagg supposedly tearing it up I picked houston, which houston's gonna have to beat duke to make it to the championship game. So I mean, would potentially have to be, if duke can win out, houston can win out, they would have to play each other to figure out who goes to the championship.
Speaker 1So that's going to be interesting between me and you. A lot of shit talking is going to happen.
Speaker 2Yeah, a lot of interesting stuff.
Speaker 3You guys should do a wager 150 grand Jesus Christ. Wow, I was thinking like a slab bed or something.
Speaker 1I was thinking like 10 bucks $300,000. Cash Cash.
Speaker 2Let me just pull that out real quick.
Speaker 3Cash right now Talk to your accounting people, chris I don't need to dude.
Speaker 1I think I got $250,000 in my pocket right here $250,000?
Speaker 2Yeah, right now.
Speaker 1Why do you think I'm sitting so uneven? Gee buzz.
Music Preferences and Road Trip Vibes
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Speaker 1Oh, man, tow Mater, that's a hard one.
Speaker 3What are we talking?
Speaker 1I want to say like what? Yeah, gotta give us more context. Who's better, who's who are cooler?
Speaker 2who would I rather hang out?
Speaker 1with who I'd rather have a three-way with or what just yeah pick it.
Speaker 3I think I would rather hang out with mater. I feel like you. We could go, uh, tractor tipping way cooler adventures.
Speaker 1I feel like, oh yeah, he's just a vibe. That's Easton's first beer.
Speaker 2You guys already know it's not my first beer. I've cracked every single one of them in the mic.
Speaker 1He edits those in. He doesn't actually drink that much.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1He's actually a vegan.
Speaker 2We take pictures for proof. I think you can still drink beer if you're a vegan. I don't know. I have no idea. It only has yeast.
Speaker 1That's not a plant hey, have you guys watched any of the venom movies? Yeah, I watched the first two, all of them. I just watched the newest one on the plane and it was bow, really yeah spider-man make an appearance.
Speaker 3Well, I didn't want you, I didn't finish it. Oh, never mind then because that was my whole thing with the first two. Like we're a spider-man, at least like a little cameo, nothing it's, he's just. They just made venom like more of a joke you know what I mean, but then I'm supposed to be like, well, I think the venom movie should have been rated r yeah, isn't venom black spider-man kind of?
Speaker 2yeah?
Speaker 3yeah, kind of, but not he venoms like an alien goo thing that appears in the spider-man world and he takes over spider-man and he's like uh, he's like a parasite. So he makes spider-Man more evil, kind of. He also makes you do a cool dance. Oh yeah, spider-man 3, tom McGuire I don't think he's ever seen any of those.
Speaker 2No, I've only watched one Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 with, I think, tobey Maguire, doc Ock, yeah.
Speaker 1That's a good one. I'm not a big movie watcher. I feel like I'm not a big movie watcher. I feel like I'm not a big movie, tv or anything watcher. I just can't. I don't have the attention span for it, but I do watch, I have watched. I didn't watch any of the new Spider-Bans with what's his name? Tom Holland? Yeah, I didn't watch any of those.
Speaker 2They're pretty solid, but with Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, we actually talked about Andrew Garfield on the last episode. Shout out, andrew.
Speaker 1Garfield, toby McQuarrie got bit by a spider, but see me, it was a goat. Anyways, a little M&M for you.
Speaker 3Those movies are kickass, though, no they're cool.
Speaker 1Shout out M. I wish I had the attention span and the patience to just sit down and watch every Marvel movie from the start of the series to finish. I think that'd be cool.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know, on Disney+ you can go on a certain section and they have it in chronological order, so it all makes sense when you watch it.
Speaker 1Yeah, Disney+ isn't real. We all know that.
Speaker 3Oh, it's not real, no, oh.
Speaker 1I don't know what I've been watching. I watch all my Disney movies on Disney Minus.
Speaker 3That's got to be a pirated site somewhere in the world right.
Speaker 1Oh, speaking of pirating stuff, so I'm in the line trade right, trying to get in the line trade I've been looking at, I've been doing my taxes through like TurboTax and H&R Block and that, and I feel like I've been knowing every time I do it with them. So I talked to my buddies I was like, hey, like the locals, hey, do you know anybody that does taxes? You know I'm trying to get you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. This guy's like, oh yeah, hit this guy up this and that, cool, whatever I hit him up Took me six days to get back to me. Cool, gave him my social security number, gave him my taxes. Haven't heard from him since.
Speaker 1No, being serious, I'm being serious, dead ass, dead serious Deadass. I can show you the text. I texted him two days ago. I was like, hey, I just want to know how the tags are going. No response.
Speaker 2I'm like wait. So were you not the person that emailed us? No, that was me. Oh, okay, I was at my local watering hole just last night, actually for a little bit of lawn dancing and a little 80s 90s 90s, 90s party action yeah, shout out to.
Speaker 3Alston Pub for shouting us out.
Speaker 1The one thing I hate about listening to this podcast is you guys shout them out and I'm just like wow, I would love some food from that place.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm telling you it's really good If you haven't made it up to Rainier Oregon, the Alston.
Speaker 3Pub and Grub. They got a newer chicken wrap there. Oh, it's to die for Dude for real.
Speaker 1I've been to these fancy-ass $400 restaurants. You know, whatever you buy, it's going to be freaking a bag.
Speaker 3And then I'm like man, some $15 fucking meal at the pub would be delicious you could spend $20 and not eat for two days at the pub would be delicious you could spend 20 and not eat for two days that's the one thing about that dude.
Speaker 1You can spend like oh, I'm gonna put my car on the tab. You know, open tab. You know you drank for fucking four hours. Oh, your total was 36 and 28 cents.
Speaker 3Oh, jesus christ, oh yeah yeah the pub is fantastic and, yeah, it was a pretty cool experience. We gotta we gotta take a picture with the dude who I didn't know and I don't know if he used to know him, but he was super cool and it turns out he was a big fan of Rolling Deep, so it was a really cool experience.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Last night I got that chicken wrap with some fries, an order of mozzarella sticks and drank for about three hours-ish.
Speaker 3Yeah, we were there for a good amount of time.
Speaker 1Also just want to let everyone who's listening know I am fucking rolling deep right now. That's the rolling deep experience. Jesus Christ. I'm a couple sips done, or a couple sips before I'm done, but Jesus Christ, you guys killed me.
Speaker 2That was the end of the challenge for me, but I craft opened another one.
Speaker 1Did you roll I?
Speaker 2rolled a four.
Speaker 1You rolled a three. Yeah, oh wait.
Speaker 3Yeah, because he opened one before we started. Whoa, whoa whoa Alex, Don't get aggressive, okay but for the listeners, I'm staring at chris, hey you sure, just want to let everyone know.
Speaker 1Alex is like very aggressive and very like he'll throw something at you yeah, all right.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, um, a new new shirt belly button lint. New pants getting some lint in the belly button. New underwear lint in the belly button. How New underwear lint in the belly button. A hat, sweatshirt, like any new piece of clothing I get that hasn't went through the washer and dryer like at least 20 times, is throwing some lint and then finding it in my belly button somehow.
Speaker 1That's insane.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Honestly, it's insane.
Speaker 3I think we need to get you checked out by like a doctor or maybe a scientist.
Speaker 1Maybe you can sew that motherfucker clothes guys.
Speaker 3Yeah, maybe we do have to sew it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know. So you're a big baseball guy, aren't you?
Speaker 1Starting. Yeah, I went to a lot of Giants games this year.
Speaker 2Yeah, go ahead, you're a Giants fan.
Speaker 1Lay me with it, go ahead. No, a Giants fan, lay me with it, go ahead. No, I'm just asking. Yeah, I'm a Giants fan.
Speaker 2Are you excited for opening day?
Speaker 1I'm very excited.
Speaker 2Are you going to opening day?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't know if they're playing at home or not.
Speaker 1Okay, this is my thing. I'm trying to go to Chicago to the White Sox. Yeah, to go, you know.
Speaker 2Why do you want to go to a White Sox game?
Speaker 1Because I want to go when they're. So I want to visit every stadium, you know. Yeah, I think it'd be cool if I want to go to the stadium Chicago and go while they're playing the Giants. My significant other wants to go the week after and I'm like what's the point?
Speaker 2To Chicago.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean she's like, oh, there's other things to do in Chicago. I'm like, yeah, but going while the giants are playing.
Speaker 3Doesn't she like the giants?
Speaker 1too. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3I don't understand.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's a little interesting but you're still going to go to a game.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'll probably end up with it.
Speaker 1I thought you were talking about the week after and you just weren't going to go to a game. I didn't go off topic there, Sorry.
Speaker 2Oh no, that's fine.
Speaker 1But yes, I was looking at opening day tickets but I don't know if we bought them or not, I'm not sure. But I do plan on going to a lot of the A's games because the A's I don't know if the listeners know, but their stadium closed. They're going to be playing in Sacramento, which is 20 minutes from my place that I live.
Speaker 3You ever go to King's games, little NBA.
Speaker 1Dude, I haven't. Nba is cool and all, but it's pretty boring to go watch If you're not into it. So I'm not huge into it. I get into it if it's a good game, but like oh you go, oh it's a blowout. They won by 20 the whole time, that's fair.
Speaker 3See, my favorite player got traded to Golden State. Who's that? Jimmy Beller.
Speaker 1Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2I love Jimmy Beller because I mean, I'm a heap yeah he's my uncle oh really yeah, but anyway the giants yeah, it's cool, dude, and then the cool I think they got the coolest stadium in uh america I, I do too.
Speaker 1I think it's cool. And then the cool thing about that is like if, like costco, you go through costco, you can buy two tickets for $100. What yeah, really.
Speaker 2Actually, I take that back. I think Fenway is probably the coolest baseball stadium in America.
Speaker 1I heard the San Diego one is super cool.
Speaker 2Actually I take all of this back. I haven't seen any of them, but Fenway, I would assume, is cool. I assume Yankee Stadium is pretty cool. I also assume that what's the one that they always talk about, not Chicago.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2The Giants. One is sick. I think it's. I want to say off the top of my head, it's either the Cubs or the.
Speaker 1Cubs is old. Right, yeah, the Cubs is super old. I think the Yankees one is super old too. Which one is the most famous one? Well Fenway is probably the Green Monster. Fenway is the most popular.
Vegas Stories and Misadventures
Speaker 2But the Cubs and gosh, who's the other one I'm thinking of? It's one of those East Coast teams. Oh, cleveland, I thought Cleveland was pretty like well-known too.
Speaker 1When I go to Chicago they say my buddy went. He said there's three stadiums the White Sox, chicago and some other one. I don't remember which one it was, it's the Chicago Cubs, chicago Well just baseball. Yeah, just baseball.
Speaker 2It's the Chicago Cubs, the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 1There's another one. He said they're all right next to each other, so you can bang all three out while you're there.
Speaker 2I would think that he's probably talking about the Detroit Tigers, but I don't know how close Detroit is to Chicago. I don't know.
Speaker 1I thought it was pretty close, but but the cool thing about being so close to San Fran is I can buy tickets whenever, and I can buy front row tickets for $100 a ticket. You know what I mean. It's really pretty cool.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, the Cubs, the White Sox, and I was going to say Soldier Field if you were just talking about a stadium, but that's the Bears stadium, the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1So this is a thing I don't know. So is the NBA. Nba are they playing right now? I was going to think about trying to buy a Bulls game while I'm there, but they won't give me dates. Because is that when their playoffs is around that area?
Speaker 3Playoffs actually kind of start somewhat soon.
Speaker 1I was going to try to buy Bulls tickets, but they don't have anything because they said, oh, something about playoffs.
Speaker 3I'm not really sure about records and who's for sure going to playoffs at the moment and who's not. Yeah, I don't think the Bulls have done that hot lately, so I can't really speak on it.
Speaker 2Okc, cleveland and Boston are the only guaranteed lately. So I've yeah, I think it's, I can't really speak on it, okay, see, okay see, cleveland and boston are the only guaranteed. Oh, really, yeah, they've been killing it.
Speaker 3Yeah well, actually the cats have been on like I don't know how, as of right now or when anyone's listening to this, but they were on like a three or four game losing streak, weirdly enoughly enough.
Speaker 2They were still way ahead of the Celtics, though I think the conference locked I know OKC has the conference locked- I'm trying to think who in the West right now is doing really good at the moment.
Speaker 3I can't even think of anyone.
Speaker 1I'm excited. I've never been to the West Coast. That's going to be cool Going down there.
Speaker 3Yeah, the Warriors. Well, I have the Warriors. Warriors have been well since they got Jimmy.
Speaker 2Yeah, since they got Jimmy, they've cooked. They were only at what 10-game win streak?
Speaker 3Oh, dude, it's like I think right now it's like at the time we're recording this it's like 16 or 17 game. I think they're like 16 or 17 and like two damn since getting jimmy butler. Yeah, because they were the warriors, were kind of in a rough spot, got rid of clay and then who did jimmy play?
Speaker 2before uh the heat yeah that's crazy, I saw that the other day that like because the the warriors went like 10 and 2 in their first 12 games after their 12 games went like 10-2 in their first 12 games After their 12 games went like 10-24.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2And then after that was when they got Jimmy Butler, and then now they've went on like a.
Speaker 3Jimmy Butler is just a different breed. The crazy thing is like playoff with Jimmymy is like a real thing. So I mean I'm assuming they're gonna make it to playoffs and I'm because jimmy like I I don't know how to describe it I mean all the people that watch the nba just like, no, like jimmy belling the playoffs is a different brain and it sucks. He got hurt last year, like when they were in, when the heat made it to the playoffs so we didn't get to see it and the heat didn't really make it far. But the year before, like they made it to the finals and no one thought like that was gonna happen. Just because of all they, they beat the celtics in the east. It was awesome. So I'm really excited. I would love to see even though I'm a heat fan fan, I would love to see Jimmy get a ring just because he is my favorite player and I think leaving.
Speaker 1Why is he your favorite player?
Speaker 3I just A crush, a crush, maybe he's a crush on.
Speaker 1Emo Jimmy.
Speaker 3Right on the podcast, everyone's hearing it now Emo Jimmy, emo Jimmy yeah, I don't know if you know, but every year for Media Day, jimmy Butler would do something really wild. Like one year he had like extensions, like dread extensions, and like shaved his face, and another year he like was all emo. Now he like wore a wig. I saw the emo one. Yeah, dude, so sick. And for a while the NBA was just using his picture from 2k because they knew he was trolling so they didn't even want to use like any of the real pictures it's awesome.
Speaker 3No, he's just a fun player to watch and he's very enthusiastic and he's hilarious, like all my favorite players I feel like have when it comes to any sport, have like personality and like I like seeing them outside of the sport. They play, yeah, yeah, and so it's like really cool because I know he's like a big music guy. So if you follow him on instagram, he's like always posting different types of music any, anything from like marvin gay to like big x to plug dude, I'm a huge music guy like I, I love music.
Speaker 2How big, big, how hard.
Speaker 1Gay porn hard. That's pretty damn hard.
Speaker 2Yeah, gay porn hard.
Speaker 1One thing that I get frustrated with my significant other she drives in the car with no music. That's crazy, no matter how long the distance is no matter where she's going, she doesn't put any music on.
Speaker 3We're talking like no noise at all.
Speaker 1No, no, no noise whatsoever. And she's like oh, it's because my radio doesn't work. I fixed her fucking radio, Okay, and I was just like yo we gotta have something. Listen to fucking music. At least put the radio on, I would rather have like music I hate on more than like complete silence.
Speaker 3Yeah, for real so we're talking, not even like podcasts, not what the hell that's, she's like by the time I put it on and I'm already be where I'm at like oh, you're not, you just shuffle.
Speaker 1I don't care if I'm going five seconds down the road, I'm putting a song, oh yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, even if I'm just going to the grocery store.
Speaker 1What's your go-to travel song?
Speaker 3Go-to travel. I have different playlists so it kind of just depends Right now, if you ask me, zach Bryan, zach Bryan, yeah, any Zach Bryan album slash song, I'm all about.
Speaker 1I'm a big Mexican OT and big X to plug guy.
Speaker 3I'm not huge on Mexican OT, what I haven't listened to him a whole lot. I need to explore him. But big X to plug he's dope Shout out.
Speaker 1Mexican OT is the shit Actually, because I've watched Mexican OT and listened to him. My next big purchase, I think, think is going to be a grill. Really yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, I like Merle, haggard. Oh, shout out.
Speaker 3Chuck.
Speaker 2Any situation.
Speaker 3Chuck's just like yep Merle Haggard. Miss you, chuck.
Speaker 2Yeah, I actually do enjoy Merle Haggard, but Chuck just like only wants to listen to Merle Haggard. Miss you Chuck. Yeah, I actually do enjoy Merle Haggard, but Chuck just like only wants to listen to Merle Haggard and that's great and all. But like sometimes it's just like well, wouldn't it be kind of cool to listen to like another genre country music, or even not even genre just just like another person from that era, like anybody?
Speaker 3I'm. So for me, I'm big on like situations. So like I like I was just telling chris I have different playlists for different situations. You know, like I have music for when we're camping and we're around a bonfire. I have music for when it's like kind of more of a house party and so when we're all trying to like hang out and talk and like kind of be upbeat and like just vibe out, I don't want to put on something slow or sad. You know I want to. I want to get kind of be something funky. You know I do like me some flatbush zombies when I'm just kind of hanging.
Speaker 1I was a big flatbush zombies. For a long time I haven't listened to them.
Speaker 3I'm getting back into them, so I was kind of the same with you. I was big on them, didn't listen to them for a minute.
Speaker 3Now I'm kind of back on a big shrimp fire Because they re-released one of their old mixtapes, better Off Dead, on Spotify and Apple Music Didn't know that. Yeah, on, like spotify and apple music didn't know that. Yeah, so it has like uh, palm tree, so, like you go on, apple music has like palm trees and my favorite song, regular and complex uh, what else is on that album 222 has some good bangers on there easton's only drank two beers.
Speaker 2By the way, she's letting the podcast now we're taking a picture of her evidence after this you can edit all you want, but I'm here sitting with my own eyes.
Speaker 3I'm not going to tell everyone.
Speaker 1You're a fake, Alex. We all knew he was a fucking fake. He tried to cheat it through the break.
Speaker 2Just so you know, I've rolled a four and drank five.
Speaker 3You rolled a three. I mean either way.
Speaker 2I've drank more than that. I'm being honest, I had one open before plus four more drinking. The fifth got one more left to make it six slash seven if you count the one before the episode every second I'm on this podcast, I'm just rolling deeper and deeper.
Speaker 1Dude, this hit me hard.
Speaker 2Yeah, where, where are you going above because I'm black out, black out. You're not trying to exceed expectations.
Speaker 1No, fuck your expectations.
Speaker 2Wow. So I guess for anybody that's listening that could be a guest one day. Just come here and do the bare minimum.
Speaker 3Hopefully you roll a one and then you can have some fucking sunny D afterwards or something. Yeah, Alex is actually only drinking tea.
Speaker 1He doesn't have the twisted in it or something. Yeah, alex is actually only drinking tea, he doesn't have to twist it in it. Oh yeah, piece of shit. If anyone knows me, I'm a fucking hot dog connoisseur.
Speaker 3In.
Speaker 1Vegas I had six hot dogs, I think. I think it's a lot.
Speaker 2Really On the place on Fremont. I think you were just doing it for clout.
Speaker 1No, but chili hot dogs, chili dogs. I never eat chili dogs oh yeah, we talked, they went down so good and, oh my god, when I puked that shit up, it was the worst thing I've ever felt in my life, did we? Uh, we?
Speaker 3did we talk about the we? We talked a little bit about vegas great trip. Yes, it was there.
Speaker 1When Alex fell down the stairs, the part they let out he cried for 20 minutes after that. I did not. No, I had to pick him up because he was crying.
Speaker 3Did not happen.
Speaker 1You better not cut that part out. I swear to God, because if he cuts that part out you know he was crying Well, they would never hear it if we cut it.
Speaker 2I'm going to instagram I'll email you guys.
Speaker 3There there is a funny video of us going back to our hotel room and I just was in so much pain.
Speaker 1Easton like not carried me but had to give me support and was like I remember one time, at one point and I felt like a dick after this, Alex was limping. He's like can I lean on you? I said no, then walked away, Did you? I was so hammered. I'm watching the video, Poor Alex.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was a rough night for me.
Speaker 1That was a rough night for me, it was a rough night if no one knows what alex looks like, he's about 4 11 106 pounds.
Speaker 3Just the most frail guy you ever meet yeah, well, it sucks because a few, like a few hours before that, I tried jumping through a table at the super bowl party. I remember that, yeah, I didn't jumping through a table at the Super.
Speaker 1Bowl party. I remember that. Yeah, I didn't break through the table.
Speaker 3Because he's 106 pounds and 4'11", both false, but I'm not big enough to break through a table If I lean on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1Just a hair is going through.
Speaker 3And a lot of vodka lemonade was drank during that Super Bowl party. Oof I got shit-faced. Such a great time.
Speaker 1Because we bought an entry fee, whatever the fuck it was, I don't remember and they give you a bracelet with so much money on it and you just feel obligated to spend it. You want to get your money's worth yeah, but dude, I was struggling to, Because you know Vegas, they give you a cup, yeah, you know. Hey, give me a buck cranberry, it's a fucking cup. Oh, dude, it's, it's a huge cup of of alcohol. And cranberry and yeah, like, oh, it's, it's a light, you know, but it's, it's a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 3And I told my person who made me my drink. I mean I don't know if they actually did like hook me up, but I told them because I I had titos. I I asked for Tito's and lemonade. They just had a bottle of Minute Maid. I said, yeah, just mix that Minute Maid and Tito's. And I said, put as much Tito's as you want in it. I didn't see how much he poured, so maybe I was just feeling what do you call it? Also?
Speaker 2rolling deep.
Speaker 3Well, I was rolling deep, but I was rolling pretty deep. And then my other homie couldn't finish his drink.
Speaker 1I would like to also mention that Alex went to the nearest orphanage and made fun of. The kid said Ha-ha. I have a dad and mom and you don't. I just wanted to let you know, guys, wow. I saw it, no one else did Wow.
Speaker 3So no one can deny it, but me, the orphanage on Fremont else did wow so no one can deny it. But the orphanage on frame, yeah, yeah, that one right next to circa, yeah, I, I fucked up my uncle.
Speaker 1My god, I'm so pissed, yeah you know what these orphans deserve everything.
Speaker 2I gotta take my anger out at something uh, but well anyway, do you have anything else?
Speaker 1listen to the podcast that's about it.
Speaker 3I think we're all good well.
Episode Wrap-up and Outro
Speaker 1Thank you, chris, for coming on of course, of course, next time fly me out it was a pleasure and for all you guys listening out there.
Speaker 2Thanks for listening and to stay updated on our specials or new episode releases, follow our Instagram at rollingdeeppod with one P. You can also send us an email at rollingdeeppod at gmailcom. And once again, thanks for listening. And remember with enough drinks, you too can roll deep Atta boy. Roll deep Attaboy, All right.
Speaker 3All night long.
Speaker 2Gasoline and groceries. The list goes on and on.
Speaker 3It's nine to five. I ain't workin'. Why the hell do?
Speaker 2I work so hard.
Speaker 3I can't worry about my problems.
Speaker 2I can't take them when I'm gone. One, two three, four. Tell them bring another round. We need plenty more Dance floor.
Speaker 1Oh, my Good Lord, whiskey Fifth Street. Fifth Street, tipsy Pipsy, pipsy.
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